#oh vreneli my pretty one pray tell me where's your home?

[ckgrouchy]

switzerland was rocking in that dress ngl

(i have fallen back into the dark pits of hetalia pls help-)

[ask-the-germanic-family]

Oh Vreneli, my pretty one, pray tell me where’s your home~?

Prussia- Vreneli? What even is that!? Who are you talking to?

Germany- It's you right Switzerland? That's the name of one of your coins?

Switzerland- Yeah it is, why would you want to know where my home is!? Is this some kind of threat?

Liechtenstein- I don't think it's a threat, they called you pretty! If anything it's a compliment .

Kugelmugel- I'm not sure, calling someone "your pretty one" sounds like something a witch would say.

Prussia- They're a witch!?

Austria- That's not what he said!

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: World Series Episode #36 Transcript

This episode has Italy trying to get Japan to smile, Romano running out of pasta, Switzerland and Japan singing, and Chibitalia banning boats in the canal.

Italy: I noticed something. You don’t show your emotions much, like anger or happiness or any emotion ever at all and I find that really odd.

Japan: It’s not odd to me. The way of the samurai teaches Japanese men that we should treat reticence as a virtue.

Italy: Just smile! C’mon, it’s not that hard; just a little one for me?

Japan: Eum…what do you want, the peace sign or maybe some sort of…

Italy: NOT WHAT I MEANT!

(Japan: …silence with a smile?)

Italy: DON’T SILENCE ME! WITH OR WITHOUT A SMILE! Oh, I know, I’ll show you an example of what I mean. When you go to chat up a lady friend, try this. Say ciao and smile real pretty at her…

(Ciao: Hello → Italian)

(Japan: Euh…)

Italy: …then take her to a casual spot for dinner.

Japan: Auh…

Italy: Make sure you use a lot of gestures too! If you hit it off, hold her hand and stare at her face without blinking. I haven’t gotten that far, but it’s on my to-do list. I still think you should try it though!

Japan: Nnh…

Italy: Hehehe!

Japan: I TOLD I DO NOT LIKE TO SHOW EMOTION!

Italy: Japan’s angry!

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Japan: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

{Text on jar: Pasta}

Romano: Bad news balls! I ran out of pasta and have nothing to eat for lunch!

Italy: What?! That pasta is so expensive now that flour costs so much!

(Romano: Waaaahhhh!)

Germany: Will you two calm down? I will share my potatoes…

Romano: NO POTATO!

(Germany: …with you)

{Text on box: Potatoes}

Switzerland: You can have some cheese.

Romano: That stuff smells like France’s sack! AAAAHHHH! I don’t want to have anything if I can’t have pasta! IS PASTA TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!

Spain: I came to let you borrow support, Romano!

Romano: Wow! Spain, you’re here? You came for me?

Spain: Well, yes, this is a spell that should make you feel supported. Speeeeeellllll. Speeeellll. Speeelll. Is better? Speeeelllll.

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Spain: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Italy: AAH!

Switzerland: When I say no trespassing, I mean it!

(Italy: Aahaahaahaahaah…)

Japan’s thoughts: Mr. Switzerland. He is not quite what I expected him to be.

Japan: 🎵O Vreneli, my pretty one, pray tell me, where’s your home?🎵

Switzerland: 🎵My home, it is in Switzerland, it’s made of wood and stone! My home, it is in Switzerland, it’s made of wood and stone! Yaah!🎵

Japan: 🎵Hooooh!🎵

Switzerland, Japan: 🎵Ho tra la la! Yah ho ho, tra la la!🎵

Switzerland: 🎵Ya ho ho!🎵

Japan: 🎵Tra la la!🎵

Switzerland: 🎵Ya ho ho!🎵

Japan: 🎵Tra la la!🎵

Switzerland, Japan: 🎵Yah…ho…ho, tra la la! Yah ho ho, tra la la!🎵

Switzerland: 🎵Yah ho ho!🎵

Switzerland, Japan: 🎵Tra la la la! Yah ho ho!🎵

Japan: Get it together, man!

Switzerland: What the hell is wrong with you?

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Switzerland: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

Holy Rome: Heaheaheaheaheaheah…

{Caption: [Commune] Autonomous city}

Holy Rome’s thoughts: All right, Venice, you are rumored to be the most promising commune in all of Italy. I shall now inspect you to see for myself. This is only an inspection.

{Caption #1: Chibi-chan}

{Caption #2: 15th century}

Chibitalia: Chibi’s place in the fifteenth century!

Italian man: Mr. Italy!

Chibitalia: Hm? Sí, what is the matter?

(Sí: Yes → Italian)

Italian man: I’m having a bit of a, what do they call, bad trouble! Can you come with me?

Chibitalia: Yes, of course. I will follow you.

Italian man: This way, please!

Chibitalia: Eum…

Italian man: I heard a kaboom! Then creaking noises! After that, a bam! It’s terrible! Please, you have to hurry!

Chibitalia: Euh…heaheaheah…I’m trying to hurry! Oh, se di cramp!

{Caption: Toddling}

Holy Rome: What a beast! He should be carrying little Italy!

Italian man: Heaheaheah…it’s right there!

Chibitalia: Euh���euh…heah! Oh no, it really is bad trouble!

Italian man: My new boat! I put my heart and soul into it!

(Chibitalia: Ehahahah…)

Italian man: But, as you can see, it got all stuck up in the canal!

(Chibitalia: Ehaha…)

Chibitalia: This is unacceptable! Why didn’t you bother to, I don’t know, measure the boat before you put it in the canal, you idiot?!

Italian man: Eum…but…I’m a millionaire and I wanted to ride on a luxurious boat.

Chibitalia: I can’t believe it! You rich guys are all the same these days! From now on, there won’t be any sort of large boat on the canal; they can’t even be decorated!

Italian man: Oh, come on, it’s not that big of a deal, is it?

Chibitalia: Yes, it is a big deal too!

Holy Rome: Hm, hm.

Italian man: Okay then, I’ll just have to give you some candy! Here!

Chibitalia: Yay!

(Holy Rome: Huah!)

Chibitalia: Yay! Yay!

Holy Rome: No, Italy! Don’t fall for his trick! Please be smarter than that!

(Chibitalia: Hahaha! Yay! Yay! Yay!)

Italian man: Who’s a good little Italy? I’ll give you as much candy as you want!

(Chibitalia: Cookie! Cookie! Yay! Hahaha!)

{Caption: Bloom}

Chibitalia: Nom nom nom nom…

Italian man: Do you like it? Does it taste good?

Chibitalia: Oh, yes, grazie.

(Grazie: Thank you → Italian)

Italian man: Now, why don’t we put that about that no big boat business?

Holy Rome: Huah!

Chibitalia: Why would I do something like that? No means no.

Holy Rome: Way to go!

Narrator: And that is how the gondolas of today came to be.

Chibitalia: Wee! Hahahaha!