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Here's a scientific question, if Germany has thirteen apples, Austria has four and Switzerland has six, how many will Prussia throw at Lithuania?

Kugelmugel- Oh I was never good at maths, I'm not sure?

Prussia- Well at least four, Austria's clumsy there's no way he can hold four apples at once, I could easily take them from him.

Austria- Who's to say i wouldn't just throw them at you first?

Prussia- Then Switzerland would probably give half his apples to Liechtenstein. Switzy would never let me have his apples but Liech might give me her three.

Switzerland- Of course I wouldn't give them to you.

Liechtenstein- It depends on if I knew what you were going to do with them. I'm not giving you things to throw at Lithuania...

Prussia- The hard one is West, he's well guarded and coordinated but I still doubt that he can protect thirteen apples at once. I bet I could get at least four from him.

Germany- Good luck with that

Kugelmugel- So what's the answer then?

Prussia- Something between four and eleven.

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Prussia what songs will you be playing at your concerts??

Prussia- All of them

Germany- That is physically impossible, that concert would never end.

Prussia- Impossible is my middle name

Austria- You don't even know every song!

Prussia- Yes I do

Austria- No you don't!

Kugelmugel- Ok if you know every song then prove it, name one.

Prussia- Du hast, Rammstein

Kugelmugel- Oh that was on me, I think i set the bar a little low.

Switzerland- Why are you all even arguing over this, he clearly hasn't decided what to play and is now just making excuses to cover his tracks.

Prussia- No I'm not

Switzerland- Yes you are!

Liechtenstein- Oh great, now Switzerland's arguing too.

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Is there anyone y’all would be ok with Liechtenstein dating?

Switzerland- No, absolutely no one

Liechtenstein- So I'm just supposed to stay alone for the rest of my life?

Germany- She has a point, that doesn't seem very fair...

Prussia- Maybe we should come up with a list or something? There has to be at least one good nation right?

Austria- ...........I can't think of anyone

Kugelmugel- What about Iceland?

Prussia- We've already answered that and it's a big fat no!

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Prussia when’s your next broom concert? All the tickets were sold out last time…😔

Kugelmugel- Sold out?

Austria- There was no concert or tickets! I know you're lying because nobody would want to go to that!

Liechtenstein- Well actually I wouldn't mind goi-

Austria- Not now Liechtenstein!

Prussia- Shows what you know Austria, there was an awesome concert and everyone loved it! I'm already planning more shows for next month.

Germany- Next month? Oh good so you won't be around for the next world meeting then?

Prussia- There's a meeting next month? What i meant to say was I'm planning more shows in April!

Switzerland- Well I know where I'm not going to be in April.

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Is Kugelmugels favorite color purple?

Kugelmugel- No i like all the colours

Germany- That wasn't the question, the question is which one is your favourite.

Switzerland- See this is why Austria needs to send the kid to school.

Austria- He's totally fine

Kugelmugel- I like them all

Liechtenstein- Well that's fine, I really don't think he has to choose one.

Prussia- No i think we've nearly cracked this, now Kugel which one do you think is best?

Kugelmugel- All of them

Prussia- No only one

Kugelmugel- All of them

Prussia- ONE!

Kugelmugel- ALL!

Germany- Unstoppable force has met immovable object, come on everyone let's do something else. They'll probably argue about this all day.

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Liechtenstein please tell us !!

Liechtenstein- Well...

Switzerland- No!

Germany- Continue Liechtenstein

Kugelmugel- I want to know too!

Prussia- No Liech! Don't tell them about how me, France and Spain all got drunk then decided to prank call Switzy. Which made you and Switzy turn up. And especially don't tell them about us trying to steal the police car by rubbing it with sandpaper to remove the markings on it!

Switzerland- Idiot!

Austria- Why are any of us even suprised?

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I sense a Romeo and Juliet thing bout to happen between Liech and Ice 👀

Liechtenstein- I mean I hope not, doesn't that end with everybody dying?

Kugelmugel- I think Benvolio gets to live? Can I be him?

Liechtenstein- Maybe it would be best if we just avoid that kind of situation altogether.....

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Russia is so nice he wouldn't hurt her at all, calm down he just needs friends

Prussia- He does not need friends! He needs whatever the opposite of friends are!

Kugelmugel- Enemies?

Prussia- Yeah those!

Austria- I think he already has plenty of those....

Liechtenstein- You're all just too hard on him. He can be a little strange and creepy at times but he's really not that bad and he's getting better!

Switzerland- I find that hard to believe

Germany- I'll make sure to keep a close eye on him at the next meeting.

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Oi Gilbert! I just got back from America’s place. What’s this I hear about a sandpaper, booze, and cop incident?

Prussia- WHO TOLD YOU!?

Germany- Told them about what exactly? I'm very interested in this "incident" too.

Kugelmugel- It does sound like a fun story....

Switzerland- Well nobodies telling it!

Austria- How do you know? Were you involved too?

Switzerland- No!

Liechtenstein- Maybe we should just tell them?

Germany- You too Liechtenstein!?

Prussia- Nobodies telling them! It's bad enough that there's a traitor already going around telling people, I bet it's Spain.

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So hypothetically If Liechtenstein were to date someone, and if hypothetically that someone were to be Iceland what would the rest of yalls reaction be?

Prussia- WAR!

Switzerland- I suppose I can give up my neutrality for this one.

Germany- No war! I guess I wouldn't exactly he thrilled about it though.

Austria- Maybe just ask Hungary to have a "talk" with him.

Kugelmugel- Cheer i guess? I'd like to see more of Iceland around here.

Liechtenstein- Ahahaha job job that'll never happen.......

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*puts cat ears on Austria*

Not my problem but it’s Swisterlamds

Austria- Why do I have to go through these things?

Liechtenstein- Well if it's any consolation I think they're very cute.

Austria- That makes it worse...

Kugelmugel- There's a Swisterlamds? Oh no I've been accidentally ignoring him this whole time!

Germany- I think they mean Switzerland.

Prussia- No they were right, it is Swisterlamd and it will be that from now often, right Swisterlamd!?

Swisterlamd- I hate you all

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PAINT YOURSELF PURPLE KUGELMUGEL GO FOR IT

Kugelmugel, running through the house with purple paint- PURPLE!

Switzerland, chasing him- Ger back here! You better not get a drop of that anywhere!

Austria, chasing Switzerland- Leave him alone!

Prussia, chasing Austria- This is a great excuse to chase Austria and tackle him, he'll be so annoyed!

Germany, chasing Prussia- Stop it, you're just going to cause more problems!

Liechtenstein, chasing Germany- Where's the fire!? What are we all running away from!?

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Russia: Liechtenstein do be coming over for tea again, my pet hamsters can't wait to see you again^^

Prussia- Again!?

Switzerland- What do you mean again!?

Liechtenstein- It's rude to shout and to answer other people's asks for them. And I would love to Russia.

Austria- This is your Prussia side coming out isn't it? The rebellious, reckless side, I'm blaming Prussia for this!

Kugelmugel- Oh me too then!

Germany- Liechtenstein maybe take one of us with you next time?

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Liechtenstein hugged Russia?

Liechtenstein- He said he was all alone so I felt bad and hugged him. I even offered to be his friend before Switzerland and Prussia intervened.

Prussia- We had to, you were literally hugging the devil!

Germany- Prussia I think that's a bit too-

Prussia- The devil!

Switzerland- She was lucky he didn't kidnap her or something.

Austria- I have to agree, he is rather unsettling. You stay away as well Kugelmugel.

Kugelmugel, was daydreaming- Stay away from who?

Austria- Exactly.

Liechtenstein- You guys never approve of my friends....

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Kugelmugel you don't gotta paint yourself purple allies are so welcome, also don't you wear some purple and have purple eyes? That counts c'mon

Kugelmugel- But what if i want to paint myself purple?

Prussia- Then you go for it!

Austria- No you don't! Do not paint yourself purple, you'll get paint everywhere.

Switzerland- I'm not paying to have the house cleaned.

Germany- What are you two even complaining about? It's me, Liechtenstein and Hungary who do most of the chores around here. You two won't be cleaning.

Liechtenstein- Just please don't make a big mess

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There's this tiktok thing where all asexual people are storming Denmark and all purple characters/people/etc are included in this so Austria wanna storm Denmark [land area not person]

Austria- Storm Denmark? As in conquer it? That seems like a lot of effort.

Prussia- Booooo you're so boring Austria

Kugelmugel- Can I come too? I like visiting Denmark, I can even paint myself purple if you want?

Switzerland- I'm declaring my neutrality now

Liechtenstein- Oh no, what do I do? I want to support the others but staying with Switzerland is the safest option....

Germany- No one is taking over Denmark!

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Do you guys plan on doing anything for St. Valentine?

Prussia- Well not to brag or anything but I've got a super hot date lined up!

Switzerland- We all know it's England, you haven't been able to shut up about it. If you must know, I'm taking Belgium out for a picnic.

Austria- A picnic? How simple of you..... I'm taking Hungary to fancy five star restaurant.

Germany- I'm staying home, I'm on Kugelmugel sitting duty.

Kugelmugel- Are we going to have fun too?

Germany- I'm going to be in my office doing my work and you can paint a picture or something.

Liechtenstein- Don't worry, I'll also be here. I'm sure we can think of something interesting to do.

Prussia- Yeah that's the spirit! I'm sure you three will have a great Valentines day!

Germany- I'm not sure i like the tone of your voice....