#oh no now I see why people simpin that much

[fionnalovesanimeboysandholo]

Angry and Smiley share one brain cell and no one can tell me wrong

[rere-the-writer]

hey!! If it’s not too much to ask, could I request a kol x reader where the reader is a witch and a doppelgänger? Like somehow the reader and Elena are both doppelgängers, but after Klaus broke the curse the reader was able to live a fairly normal life in New Orleans, that is until Esther comes back. Maybe because of Klaus’ presence in Nola the reader has allied with Marcel for protection, resulting in her befriending Davina and encountering the newly resurrected kol? Kol attacks her when he sees her because he thinks she’s Elena, but when she overpowers him with her magic he realizes she’s not Elena. They eventually become friends and start to develop feelings for each other maybe? I hope that isn’t too specific. I really just would like something a little angsty and fluffy with witch! Kol. I really admire your work. It’s very uplifting and comforting, especially, your kol content. He’s my comfort character but I’ve exhausted the supply of fluffy kol fics 😅 Thanks! Make sure to take care of yourself, love ❤️

I'm glad you like my Kol. Time for some fluff for my baby boy.

Warnings- Fluff, Kol be simpin', A bit of angsty

You had been living in New Orleans for a year now to be away from Katherine and Elena as you were a different doppelganger and still carried the Petrova family name. You were a powerful witch and didn't care that Elena was like your long distance cousin because of the bloodline you shared.

Once you had heard Klaus was spotted in Mystic Falls, much to Elena's disappointment you got the hell out of dodge not wanting to be used by the Original as you knew your family's history with the Mikaelsons. Marcel had took you under his wing much like Davina as you help teach the younger witch to control her magic.

You were angry that your life had been fucked over because of Katherine but after Klaus broke his curse you were able to life a normal life in New Orleans that was until a pregnant wolf and Esther coming back.

"The Originals are in town be careful." Marcel told you knowing if Klaus knew of another doppelganger you would be in danger. But Elijah knew about you as he came to you about Davina and you managed to tell him she wasn't a threat.

"So your family has history with the Mikaelsons?"

"You could say that De."

You could feel Esther's magic as it was heavy in the air even more after Davina told you she brought back Kol. It happened in a blur you were held against a wall by your thoat.

"You killed me litt...." Kol was cut off holding his head as you looked down at Kol with a glare as your hand was in a fist.

"I am not Elena, vampire." You growled as Kol felt like his head was on fire as the pain was unbearable. Kol could see that you may have the same face as Elena, your hair was cut short and curled as you got tired of people mistaken you for Elena or Katherine.

"I see....that....now....you're a powerful....witch." Kol panted as you let him go and Kol couldn't help but stare at you. You were attractive and Kol cursed to hisself now seeing what his brother's saw in the Petrova women.

"And you are annoying Kol Mikaelson."

"Forgive me but I don't know your name."

"And you won't." You say walking away leaving Kol laying there as he got up before deciding to ask Elijah.

"You ran into Y/N Petrova?" Elijah questioned his younger brother putting down his book catching Klaus's attention. Kol had got to Elijah to see if he knew anything and was glad.

"Yes so she is a doppelganger?"

"Yes, it surprised Niklaus when Katherine threw her under the bus. Y/N is the last pure blood Petrova witch." Elijah says as Klaus smirking sitting down remembering when he found you on the third day of him being New Orleans. Unlike Katherine and Elena, you didn't fear Klaus as proven when you made his heart stop when he tried taking you from Marcel.

"She is a little feisty witch. Rebekah likes her better than Katherine and Elena which is saying something."

"Oh?" Kol said standing smirking as Elijah and Klaus knew that smirk this crazy boy was going to try to date you.

"Be care Kol. If Marcellus doesn't kill you then she will."

When you got a call from Klaus saying he needed a powerful witch to weaken the hybrids under mother's control you thought he would talk to Davina.

'I need a Petrova witch love.' Was what Klaus told you and you walked into the compound annoyed when Kol smirked following you up stairs.

"Any plans this weekend?"

"Non of your business." You said annoyed hoping that Kol would have lost interest in you by now but the wildest Mikaelson just fell harder with every name calling and magic sent his way.

"Maybe I could take you out."

"No." You told him glaring but it didn't stop Kol from trying to ask you out or buying you flowers and gifts.

"De! I AM IN LOVE WITH AN IDIOT!" You shouted one morning scaring Davina when you came into your shared apartment. You founded yourself falling for Kol which to you was an idiot and didn't know why. You spent the day ranting to Davina that you couldn't love Kol because he was a Mikaelson and you were a Petrova.

"Hello darling."

"What do you want idiot?" You asked working on a spell to help Elijah when Kol had came over and stepped up behind you. You looked up at Kol and your breathing hitched seeing how close he was and your eyes flickered to his lips.

"I was....hoping that...you would finally. " Kol muttered leaning in as your cheeks flushed moving in also and his lips were on yours. The kiss was explosive as sparks flew and you moan against his mouth kissing back.

"Does this mean you like me and we can see one another?" Kol asked sounding unsure his cheeks tinted red as you smiled softly for the first time since he met you.

"Yeah, you goof." You whispered as Kol brighen kissing you again and let out a whine when you pulled away.

"I need to finish this spell." You tell him letting the vampire cling to you watching you work.

It didn't take Marcel and the other Mikaelsons to notice that Kol and you were seeing one another a lot more. You had managed to mellow Kol out as he now turned all of his focus on you. But one thing you and he agreed on was not tell anyone that he proposed eight months into your relationship as you both didn't know how Klaus would react.

"Cute place."

"What do you want Katherine? I thought you didn't want to be anywhere near Nik?" You questioned walking in to your apartment seeing Katherine sitting in a chair drinking your good wine.

"You cut your hair."

"What do you want?" You asked glaring as your magic was stirring up as Katherine huffed before spotting the engagement ring on your hand.

"You're engaged?"

"Yes now Katherine what do you want?!"

"Fine....I need help and you are the only powerful witch I know. Elena had turned off her humanity and I know you have a spell to get her to turn it on."

"Since when did you care about Elena?" You questioned pulling out your grimoire as Katherine watched you huffing sipping her wine.

"The brothers are boring and all angsty over it. It is annoying but I hear you and Kol are a thing."

"That is non of your business." You tell her getting to work then dropped a small bottle in her hand.

"Have Elena drink that it'll compel her to turn it back on." You tell Katherine as she smirked thanking you before leaving and while she was at it sent a text to Klaus that you were engaged to Kol.

Klaus was angry when he learned of you and Kol ever more angry when learning that Kol was going move out of the city with you after your marriage. In Klaus's eyes you were taking what was his while both Rebekah and Elijah was happy for Kol.

"Go warn her. I'll hold Niklaus back." Elijah told Kol hearing Klaus growled throwing things. Kol was quick to head to your place which smiled brightly seeing him walking in.

"So what kind of cake....Kol are you okay?" You asked seeing how terrified your future husband looked. Kol cupped your face tearing up as if to commit your face to memory.

"Nik knows and is coming for you....you need to run and hopefully he'll calm down and we can marry."

"Kol.....I....don't want....to live...like Katherine had.....please don't." You whimpered as he kissed you gently and helped you pack. That night after using magic to hide your tracks, Kol went to blows with Klaus while Katherine suffered at the hand of Elijah when he learned the vampire was the one to ruin Kol's slice of happiness.

"Come on Elijah, the little witch could use so....." Katherine was cut off when Elijah slammed her against a wall hand warped around her thoat.

"If Y/N dies in the hands of Niklaus, I will not be merciful Katerina."

Four years you were on the run visiting Kol's favorite places which made you feel closer to the Original while learning new magic's getting stronger. You sat in your London flat watching the snow falling gently while unconsciously playing with your engagement ring while thinking about Kol.

"Darling can you let me in?" You heard Kol ask making you rush to the door tearing it open letting him. You jumped up into his arms kissing him deeply pulling a deep moan from Kol.

"You're here! Oh my god I missed you. Never again idiot." You said inbetween kisses as Kol smiled looking up at you with adoration.

"I missed you too darling. You did a better job at hiding than Katherine."

"Wait.! But Klaus?"

"It took three years but Elijah and Rebekah calmed him then I spent a year looking for you." Kol said kissing you again as he took you to your bed relearning one another's body.

"You kept it."

"Yeah....ask me again." You tell him taking the ring off as Kol slipped out of your bed getting on one knee.

"Please marry me? You gorgeous, beautiful woman that I would be honored to be her husband."

"Yes....a thousands times yes." You said tears falling as Kol smiled putting the ring back on your hand. Kol rushed up kissing you again as you both fell back into the bed.

"I love you, my beloved."

"I love you too, Kol." You whispered back as you both finally got to be happy.

[feral-mouse]

elowyn gives me the big simpin' gay...that drawing you did of her is s o cool and sold me on her! I'd love to hear n see more about her sometime >u<

God I'm so glad you like her 😭❤❤❤

I'm honestly having some trouble figuring out her character, so I'm surprised someone liked her when I shared her

Also, oh my god you do not want her to hear that you like her. She is going to take full advantage of you pdjfdjzjf

That being said, it is possible for her to fall in love with someone. It'll just take a lot of effort 👀💦

And now it is time for me to infodump about what little I do have about her

She's 5'4 and 28 years old, as well as Cyrus's older sister. When she was younger, she was always very strange and all of the other kids were very wary of her. It never really bothered her though, she kind of just did her own thing. She loved discovering new things and was always seeking knowledge. What fascinated her most though was how people act and behave

This is why all of the other kids were scared of her. Because she figured, what better way is there to learn about a person than to perform her own experiments on them... This is also why people also stayed away from Cyrus, because she would use his friendship as an advantage to gain more test subjects

For some reason though, she never really had a strong desire to hurt her family member, even though it would definitely be easier to run experiments on them instead. This also applies to Cyrus. Since she couldn't bring herself to hurt him, she targeted his friends instead. When they were really young, she used to do small experiments on him, but soon began to feel heavy inside, although she didn't know why. She just knew she didn't like whatever this feeling was and stopped after a while. She is also the reason why Cyrus is missing part of his ear

She performed very well in school and was very well regarded by her teachers, even if she was shunned by the rest of the students. Her dedication and hard work eventually allowed her to get to where she is now

I'm still kinda trying to figure this out, but essentially she works as a scientist who is currently doing research on the limitations of a human being. Most of the test subjects she obtains, she gets from kidnapping them. Personality and appearance aren't really a concern of hers, since she essentially has to study every single type of person. Humans can be so vast in their willpower and how they present themselves vs how they really are, so really anyone could be a target

She is very fascinated with burn scars though. Her favorite thing to do with her victims is to see how much they can tolerate getting burned in various ways, whether she uses heat, chemicals, electricity, etc. Sometimes, she also likes to test to see how knowledgeable her subjects are. In these cases, the first experiment would be to see if they have enough first aid knowledge to take care of their burn scars (she basically burns them then leaves them in a room with all the necessary tools to fix themselves up)

Although she's very smart, she is pretty weak. I wouldn't say she's the weakest person ever, but she's definitely weaker than average people, and she knows this. This leads her to take extra precautions to prevent her victims from fighting back. If you're kidnapped by her, expect to essentially be restrained 24/7

[magicflowershop]

one day kitty; Yamaguchi version

《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》

✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.

― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!

❀ masterlist ❀

the wheel of names have spoken.

long story short, you knew Yamaguchi and liked him for the longest time,,, not to mention it kinda annoyed you that Tsukishima was there by his side too and kinda knows you have a crush on Yams but we’ll get to that 

you’ve been living in the same neighborhood as Yams and you just liked how he’s such a sweet guy and smiles as if everything was alright

he made you feel like you wanted to protect him kinda guy yk

:)

so,,, uh did i mention you’re a cat now? no?

nyways you’re a cat now 

for some damn reason

the last thing you remember the previous night there’s this fortune teller you went to and that you mentioned to said fortune teller you wanted to get even closer to your crush on some way possible

and you remember clearly how the fortune teller grinned at you and say

“i can make that thing some way possible”

creepy ass-

and then you woke up as a cat right next to Yamaguchi’s house

talk about convenience

you were right by their gate when Yamaguchi walked out the door, ready for school,,, instinctively you pretended to sleep out there like a lonely cold cat that’s been abandoned yk just to get his attention like that

“why is there a cat here?”

said in a very disgusted voice by Yamaguchi’s childhood friend, Tchkishima ‘Kay

Yamaguchi was just as confused bc there’s never been a cat that looked like you in their neighborhood before and he wondered if you were somebody’s pet that ran off

so Yams bein the sweetheart he is,, picked you up,, took you in his arms

and placed you in a nearby bush with all the other cats

because the cat were on the streets all defenseless like that, he was worried that it might get hit by a car or sumthin ykyk aw

so the boys left you there

gettin screeched at by the cats

bc you werent a normal cat lmao

and so you went on to your journey of ✨ stalking Yams ✨

and Tsukki gettin weirded at by you bc you were stalkin em ✨ but Yams is the star here ignore Tsukki :>

stalkin ain’t an easy job honey baby no sir no ma’am,, especially since you literally have to climb a tree just to see through the window of his classroom since animals aren’t allowed inside the school premises

you cant even sneak past the hall monitors

but thank goodness they had breaks and the boys go outside to go to the gym and practice

nyways knowin full well that you are a cat and that cats are created cute

sis mhmm did you use that advantage

except Yams is just

yk

not noticing you

lmfao

and to add to your dismay, Tsukishima’s even laughin at you 

a monster

see, Yams is just too tall and kinda too absorbed on his jump float serves that he barely turns elsewhere,, you kinda wished you were the ball

but what can you do when your crush was as much as a volleyball addict as the rest of his team,, so you try and get his attention with a different approach ;)

you annoy the hell outta Tsukishima

and when i say the hell outta him i meant the hell outta him

bc what you’ve gathered from earlier, it seemed that you were pretty blatant about your affections towards Yamaguchi that he caught onto it and even had the audacity of laughing at you :>

so you’re beautiful big brain plan was to make Tsukishima notice you, make him annoyed by you that’ll make Yams worry what’s wrong

it was a stupid yet effective idea

so literally you stared at Tsukishima all through practice, and he just tried to ignore whatever it was you were doing and you heard him whisper to Yams 

“that cat kinda reminds me of someone”

“who?”

“y/n”

“wdym?”

“annoying”

“gasp y/n isn’t annoying”

so yes your heart was leAPING IN JOY just from knowin Yams standing up for you from Tsukki of all people and dont find you annoying in human form,,, after all those times you insisted to go home with them lmao 

he doesnt find you annoying

like wow

well anywho

your craziness dont end there bc you havent had Yams to notice you yet, and after classes practice have already ended

so you let Tsukishima free from his sins and decided to proceed thy actions in,,,,, wait for it

Yamaguchi’s home

bc you nasty

bc you wanted to spend the rest of the night wif him and staying in home would be boring ykyk

but you did know you should be careful of not accidentally transforming back to human in front of him

so you took the time and waited until you thought he was already in his sleeping clothes bc common you aren’t a perv right? right

until you peeked through his window all shy and whatnot,,, to see him passed out on his bed

….

you waited more than an hour for this

your simpin ass was disappointed

but you ofc was never runnin out of bogus ideas, so you tried to act like a regular stupid cat and started tapping your lil paw beans on his window as loudly as you could,,, you could’ve started clawing his window cause thats louder but you wouldn’t damage his property common

Yamaguchi’s sensitive ass heard this and was snapped awake, a drool wavin to say hello, to see a little damn cat making a ruckus 

he opened the window and let you in 

and you gave the littlest softest meow you could manifest from ur being

Yams lit thought you were purring from the cold lmao but that doesn’t matter bc he let you in his room thank god we have progress now

he wrapped you around with a towel to keep you warm and held you close, askin you where your family was or if you were abandoned,,, yes heaven never felt this good

he was about to fall asleep when you notice it was already 11.45pm oh no

15 mins left you turn back to normal

you checked up on him to see if he asleep so you could leave his room without saying anything,, ofc you didn’t want him to see you in your sorry state as a whole simp ofc not

good thing his window stayed open,, you left without saying a word as if what you did was a one night stand and ran away 

you ran all the way back to your house as fast as you could with your tiny stealthy body but you didn’t even realize you were running mindlessly and that you got lost

oh no what the hell are you doing you’re wasting time dude

less than 8 minutes you’re turning back and somebody might see you

you retraced your steps, trying to go somewhere you recognize and spend the night there hiding from anyone’s sight,,, it was okay to spend the night somewhere bc you’ll wake up back in your house in your body as if nothing happened

yes as if nothing happened

“watch out!”

you were yanked and dragged out of the way by a person’s body,, a boy’s body to be exact and when you looked up, a pair of green and stunned eyes met yours

“… y/n?”

you were done for

it seemed that you almost got hit by a car mid-transformation and Tadashi was in time to save you as he found you idling about in front of his house

so you got back in time

you stared at him completely in shock as he was talking to the person who drove the car and apologizing,, while still holding you close you thanked every god you were still wearin clothes

“well take care that fella over there”

the driver went back inside his car after checking if you both were alright

“i will!”

sis i-

Yamaguchi then turned to you this time and with a stern expression says

“i’ll ask mom to let you spend the night, but other than that you have some explaining to do ma’am”

stay tuned for more! :>

[dragonrajafanfiction]

Raise a Glass

Part 4 of Johann x Carli’s Wedding Arc. :) Enjoy!

Lu Mingfei entered the Lionheart headquarters. Even though the party had been going on for a couple of hours, the food was hot and the wine still flowed. He walked into the Dining Hall.

Johann sat, stoic and sober among his thoroughly inebriated cronies. Lancelot swayed on his feet next to him, holding onto his shoulder to keep himself from falling over.

“HOL’ UP A MINUTE I GOT SOM’UM TA SAY!”

Mingfei covered his mouth with one hand, chuckling. He leaned against the doorway to watch. 

“A Toast to our man Johann Chu!” He raised his glass of champagne, looking at him from the side of one eye. “Because without him, I know... I know some’uh you guys---” He paused, sweeping a pointed finger across the dining room. “Never would-a got laid!”

The dining hall burst into laughter.

“You know who you are! All you guys loved watching yet another girl simpin’ over our boy here over some.... what...?” He leaned over to Johann, asking him to elaborate --- which he refused to do. “...homework assignment or, god knows whatever..?” Lancelot laughed, shaking Johann’s shoulder while he leaned away, hoping to avoid the splashing coming from the glass.  

“Only for this poor girl to fall into our arms in despair that he -actually- just wanted to help her get a good grade! Am I not correct?”

Mingfei shielded his eyes with his hand while everyone roared with laughter.

“You know who you are!” Lancelot cackled then turned back to Johann. “What are we gonna do, man? What are we vultures gonna do now that our lady killer is defanged?!”

“We might actually have to get some game!” A guy yelled from the back, much to the delight of the others. 

Lancelot raised a glass. “The good times are over! We’re gonna miss you, man... Long live the King!” He downed his glass and raised it before raucous applause.

“Me next! Me next! I wanna... thank our Lionheart President...” The next man, a heavy, beet red student let out a loud burp. “Oh... excuse me... I wanna thank our President for giving us hope... that if a guy with yellow dragon eyes and no facial expressions can get a girl, then we have no right to ever give up!”

He continued over the laughter. “If I can look at a girl and smile? I have a chance!”

The others applauded and cheered.

“I love you man! Best to you and the wifey! Long live the King!”

“Long live the King!” Everyone downed their glasses.

“EY LOOK! It’s Mingfei!”

Mingfei stood up straight and tried to act like he just walked in. “Uh... Hey....”

Johann raised his head, looking immensely relieved to see him.

“Say some words!” Lancelot jumped up, knocking over his chair.

“SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!” They banged on the tables.

Mingfei looked at Johann directly in the eyes and smiled. Everyone in the room started shushing each other. Johann’s expression softened and he glanced away.

“You know. When we first met it wasn’t exactly on the best of terms.” Mingfei rubbed the back of his neck.

“Oh yeah that’s right...” Someone muttered.

“I don’t think many people would expect that you’d end up as my best friend. When Carli showed up, everyone thought it was going to be me and her as the two rank S students getting together.”

Johann shifted a bit, his brow furrowing slightly, unnerved by this line.

“You know back in Japan... you asked me a question. Why didn’t I get with Carli? I didn’t remember why at the time but... I do now. Somethin’ about you helping me break an axle.” He smirked.

A ripple of confused voices moved through the room. 

“Of course, I never would have gone with that plan but still... the fact that you thought of it...” He trailed off. “I wasn’t about to compete with you after that. So... congratulations.”

Johann stood up and walked around the table. He held his hand out to Mingfei who accepted it, expecting a handshake, only to be pulled into a tight hug.

The other Lionheart members stared in jaw-dropped shock at the sudden display of affection by their normally expressionless president.

“I’m going to really miss you. Do you really have to leave?” Johann asked.

“Yeah! I’ve got someone waiting for me now.” Mingfei blinked rapidly. 

They parted and someone yelled. “NOW KISS!”, followed by peals of laughter.

Johann covered his face with one hand for a moment. “There’s one more thing I need to discuss with you before all this is over. But... tomorrow. Alright?”

“Hahaha sure!” Mingfei rubbed the back of his head.

“Stay until the fireworks.”

----------

All of the alumni and professors counted down to midnight. Across campus they raised their voices. “Three! Two! One!”

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!” The fireworks burst into the night and the hybrids of Cassell College looked heavenward displaying their golden eyes to the sky. 

[osamusriceballs]

Hi (〃 ^ ω ^ 〃), it's fun to see how the person who taught me that I should be this nice turned out to be a toxic person, oh well, there's nothing l can do with that. I hope that my school friend appreciate me the way I do. I like to help others if it doesn't mean I have some kind of responsibility about what they did or what they are gonna do, all I can do is give some advice, I can't give you all life answers, but usually when people ask me for help it means I just have to listen, part 1

Part 2, if I can physically do something, believe me inwill, but if you are frustrated and need to tell it to someone, im here, that includes you Eve, just saying. and you don't have to apologize because of my life experiences, it happened already and l don't feel bad about remember or telling it. AND READING THE FIRE FORCE MANGA IT'S THE BEST, it's just so funny and random, but how do I say my sleeping schedule is a mess? I've tried to fix it so many times,

Part 3 (sorry I forgot there was a misspelled somewhere) like if I fall asleep at 11 pm I'll wake up at 1 am but, if I fall asleep at 4 am I wake up at 12, well I will try to fix it anywas. ٩(ര̀ᴗര́)ᵇʸᵉ, love you, stay hydrated and don't stop looking for the light, btw how are you? I hope you are doing good ♡(*´ω｀*)/♡

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I’m just glad that these toxic people are not part of your life anymore!! And at least they could leave somewhat of a positive impact on you- besides their toxicity.

Yes, often people just need someone to listen to their problems, to just be there for them. Alice-chan, PLS YOU ARE THE SWEETEST 🥺💖 you‘re amazing- and I’m also here for you!! Whenever you need something, or feel like ranting- you can count on me!! I might not give the best advice, but I’m good at listening!!

I wish you didn‘t have to go through this, but it made you to who you are now, and I can tell: you‘re a wonderful person.

I‘M SIMPIN SO HARD FOR BENIMARU RN- TELL ME: WILL HE APPEAR SOON IN THE ANIME? 😫😫 you should know if you read the manga, right? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I know the struggle with the sleeping schedule so well uff- but lately I’ve managed to go to bed earlier, cause the heat is kinda tiring 😫 and I often have to work in the sun, soooo I sleep like a baby lately ✊🏻

I‘m good, I hope you‘re too!! 💖💖 I’ve been working much lately, that’s why I have been less active, but I still try to response as fast as I can!! 💖💖

Hope you got some good sleep tonight, love you!!!!💖💖

[michaelmcchillsmpe]

Day 8 | 12/1/19

Michael hopes on SMP Earth after an hour of Clone Hero. He joins the server and is greeted by James and gun noises. After attempting to see if he could play Minecraft with his clone hero guitar (but failing to know how to turn those controls on), he joins a VC filled with so much chaos already that I don’t even know who all was in there. All I know is that there was Dinkster, Poke, Burren, and Jameskii in there. He leaves after a minute though anyway and joins a private call with James.

He immediately wants to buy a gun after killing a couple of zombies.

Michael finds out James is building a train station in a horizontal chunk error into the side of their mountain.

They talk about how good villagers are and how airstrikes work.

Michael gets scared by a creeper exploding thinking that it was a gun and proceeds to yell “MOTHERFUCKER” over and over. He also yells at Chip about it.

Michael brings up the idea to put a bunker in their mountain courtesy of his girlfriend’s suggestion.

Michael gets James to make him an efficiency 5 pickaxe since James apparently has 64 XP levels.

Apparently the IP got leaked by someone but no one got in since the server has protection against that.

Michael pokes fun at Junkyjanker with that since he had leaked the IP for SMP Live when he joined.

They talk about taxes.

The server closes for a bit.

Poke raids Michael and then joins their VC.

They talk about a lot of random stuff. James and Poke always create interesting conversations.

Michael tries to get Chip to give him a gun by pulling him into a VC.

Sylvee joins VC to try to talk to Chip.

Chip leaves the VC but Michael tries to get him to come back because James and Poke are trying to get their friend on the server because Wilbur already approved.

James breaks 16 chests filled to the brim with blocks so all the blocks are just on the ground and lagging the entire server. 

James and Michael try to bury each other in their horizontal chunk error.

Luna (a member of Fruit Club and the friend James and Poke were trying to get on the server) joins the VC before getting on the server.

James obtains a picture of Stan Lee and gives it to Michael.

Poke keeps talking about buying furniture throughout this all.

Luna joins packle.

Michael cockblocks Luna from getting materials for a little bit.

Michael still wants a gun but has not purchased one yet.

He works on the houses he’s supposed to be building for the people who donated to him.

They won’t stop breaking Michael’s chests.

Sylvee shares her plans to make MadaNascar

Michael tries to get someone to buy him a gun AGAIN.

Michael finds out that the block glitch for climbing people’s houses in their claimed lands no longer works.

He finds Christmas island that has a Christmas tree built by Sylvee.

Chip and Inktea join the VC and almost hear some really disgusting stuff.

Someone tried to hack the server but couldn’t since it was protected and now they technically have his information because the kid didn’t use a VPN.

Poke has been trying to find a ping pong table to buy for like ten minutes.

Michael flies to Luna, James, and Sylvee.

Poke leaves.

Kara joins the VC

Michael and Luna discover how to deforest extremely quickly.

They pull Jordan into the call to bully him and demand things.

Everyone flies to Jordan’s base.

They make Jordan give them a chorus fruit to grow and Kara gives them endstone.

They all stay around Jordan’s base as they wait for the chorus fruit to grow.

Inktea watches them from afar

The ever ominous Inktea

Kara shoots Ink with her gun, he disappears for a second, and reappears on top in full diamond armor again.

Chip arrives to watch too.

They attempt to leave Jordan

Kara kills Chip.

Chip retaliates and airstrikes them.

Jordan gets upset by Kara ringing his bell at his base.

Sylvee attacks Michael in his plane as they fly around.

Michael and Sylvee join Chip’s VC to ask him why he’s following them and Michael demands a gun. Jameskii is also in the VC with Ink. James joins as well.

Sylvee won’t stop asking if Jameskii is naked.

Chip and Jameskii leave the VC.

They arrive back in California.

Jordan joins the VC.

BeanIsland becomes allies with Packle.

KingdomOfJordan becomes allies with Packle.

Jameskii and Chip come back into the VC. 

Sylvee murders Chip.

Chip finally gives Michael a gun after he won’t stop asking.

James one-shots Chip with a bow.

Chip makes a faction and makes it an enemy to Packle because he can.

There’s apparently a password people on the server are trying to figure out. Sneeg uses all the attempts before you can’t guess again for 24 hours. Jordan is just confused about what the password is for.

James cut out a section of earth and just fills it with water while Sylvee builds an extremely mini version of Earth in it.

Jameskii won’t stop asking about if there’s a Walmart.

Michael fills in James and Sylvee’s mini world hole.

Sylvee and Chip get blown up by a creeper.

Cuck somehow was renamed to Braphog so Michael makes a nametag to rename him back to cuck.

Michael logs off for the night because he got a headache and wasn’t feeling like playing Earth anymore that night.

Quotes:

Michael: “How gun.”

Jameskii: “There’s just one slice of bacon on the floor on a plate and it’s surrounded by really disturbing Mickey Mouse models with talking nipples.”

Michael: “Chat, give me a fursona. Draw me a fursona, chat. Make me super sexy.”

Michael: *reading subscription message* “‘don’t disrespect the blood god’ fuck that. I’ll fuckin’ spit in blood god’s mouth.” James: “I’ll go whoop blood god’s fucking ass right now.” Michael: *laughing* “I’ll pull out my AK47.”

Michael: “I’m gonna dox him.”

James: *doing that weird voice he does* “Kill me.” Sylvee: “I don’t like that.”

James: “Michael is simpin’ right now.”

James: “Catch me in the woods, taming that wood.” Poke: “What does that- yeah, I agree.”

James: “My man boobs are throbbing in excitement.”

Michael: “DON’T SHOOT CUCK.”

Poke: “I’m currently being gay, can you leave me alone for two seconds, Michael.”

Michael: “Why are you strippin’ my shit, you fucking hoe.”

Poke: “I’m gonna use Michael as a ping pong table.” Michael: “I’m gonna use you as a fucking cum rag.”

Poke: “When the cum sock starts walking.”

Sylvee: (to Jordan) “You sound sad.” Jordan: “Oh, I am.”

Sylvee: “Hey guys, Miss Captain Jordan Ladybug Sparklez here, back at it again with a Minecraft lets play.”

Kara: “Go sleep.” Michael: “I can’t, Kara! I’m showing James my ass.”

Half of the quotes are James. He just says too much weird shit to NOT quote him.