#oh no ...

[patheticperipatetic]

I would like to correct some misinformation in the notes. That's actually you, not an image. It's you in there with AI 4k goggles tricked into thinking you're free Matrix-style. To leave the meta warehouse please click and purchase one thing from every ad forever.

You know AI guys are living in another reality bc the amount of terror I would feel if a computer sent me, unprompted, an image of a blank-expression copy of myself trapped in a endless hallway of mirrors is frankly indescribable

[respectoughfully]

Okey, I think we can all agree how much about shifting is this part

But can we think for a moment about this

She shifted there, you can't change my mind ──⃝─⃝⃝⃝⃝──

[pinktrashgoblin]

Okay seeing as the response to my last post was already overwhelmingly yes, I’ve joined the invite queue for AO3.. likely won’t get one until towards the end of the month, but that gives me some time to work on something to post! So, let me know in replies, reblog or asks what kind of oneshots/AU stories/lore you’d like to see first!!

[denako]

I watched a 5 hour long essay about httyd nine realms (after peacefully forgetting it existed for a few months) and the designs are so abysmal i just had to redesigned them to look more like the og dragons, + things i hate about them

The Night lights/ Thunder

His body does not have correct proportions. His face is way too human. The tail fin doesn't make any sense. The white markings, especially around his mouth make him look really weird. His wings look like they were struck by rigor mortis and they are way too small, the membrane is not connected correctly to the body.

The Mist twister/ Wu-Wei

The choice of color is horrible, but it could work wasn't it for the piss yellow they chose for their body. The design itself looks like it came from a rip-off rather than a main line show. Their heads are way too long and spherical. The fact that each wing is a different color is stupid and has never before happened in any httyd design. The hot and cold mist power is strange, instead i remade the heads so one looks more like a stoker class and shoots fire, the other is more tidal (inspired by the Scauldron) and spits water, together creating steam/mist

The Gembreaker/ Plowhorn

The pug of dragons. The face is too flat and eyes way too small and human looking. The beetle wings feel disconnected from the design, i went for more Gronkle like wings.

The Featherhide/ Feathers

The best design out of the bunch. Still feels more like a design from rescue riders (it literally looks like a songwing) than something that could be flying around with nadders and such. The head is way too round. I gave her the same head tendrils (or whatever you'd call them) like changewings have. The "feathers" are just spines that look like feathers.

The Deadly Spinner/ Webmaster

Literally the second worst design in that show (number one goes to the glass caster, that thing is literally just a goblin (why does it have a human nose and hair????)).

THE HEAD, THE BODY... Its all so cube, yet so sphere at the same time. I literally changed 3 things yet it looks like a completely different dragon. Also he's way too colorful for his design, there are 6 separate colors somewhere on him and it just makes it look like he has one million diseases and he shouldn't be allowed into public spaces.

Also the name for both the species and the dragon in stupid

[dzjadzja]

Pardon me. I need to go pick out a crypt and make sure they're prepared for my imminent arrival.

[sunflowers-son]

Enot.. 5/9

Survivor/____

Before we start the lore dump.. this is size accurate. You could compare this drawing of enot with anyone I’ve drawn so far and it��s accurate(for the most part, I’ve not been very effective at portraying size in these things..). I made him tiny, because I hate him.

Enot is a freak of nature, he is one in a long line of horrific slugcats that can only have one kid in their whole lifespan. The more food pips he fills, the longer his tail gets, effectively making him a thresher shark(I.e. whipping things with his tail to stun them). Because he’s so small, he’s very light(if he hasn’t eaten lol)! But, he’s also like a poison dart frog(hence the wretched colors), if he doesn’t die in one hit than he can kind of murder anything as long as he’s in their mouth.

Nowadays, enot is desperately trying to get laid(no success). He sometimes dresses up as different things to try and impress other creatures, specifically to get a partner. This has only worked in the case of a yeek, which was mostly impressed by his tails size and not his personality.

Speaking of personality, this is THE most hateae person you could have the displeasure of meeting. If you’re acquaintances, he talks about how he doesn’t have a partner and how you’d make a good one. If in the rare chance you actually get to know this guy, he complains to you about being single. He also talks about food a lot..

Misc

A) I hate this guy

B) he’s actually pretty insecure

C) his yeek wife was with him for one day, after they slept enot got muchies and proceeded to kill all of his wife’s colony members. He offered her some, but she was in shock, she left him soon after

[smashorpassgilf]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[amandaoftherosemire]

Hey now. That was the Oregon Highway Department, not the US Forest Service. Let’s give credit where it’s due, people.

US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a horse carcass with explosives

[brightlotusmoon]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

@pukicho was killed while wearing a Pikachu suit, and it was announced on this blog.

[allthatispeculiar]

[glitchphotography]

"Blue Screen of Death" (Deluxe Paint IV, 2024)

[webcomicname]

[mistakenot4892]

Someone at Crowdstrike is going to have a very bad weekend. International outages on Windows machines due to BSOD and boot loops.

[monikajafar]

Non con kissing

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀