#oh my momma 🥵

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Yeah it was worth it

Soooooo, I paid for IWTV because I’m a fucking bitch who will do anything for my favs.

[missnxthingg]

𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬, 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑭𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫 . (𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑼 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵) - 𝑇𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐸

𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓'𝒔 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆 - Little throwback to Lando's win in Miami for the sake of the story. I think we all Lando girlies need to relieve this for a moment 🧡 raise a hand if you miss this moment (bc I surely do).

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yourusername

London, England

yourusername Enjoying some time with my best friend at home 💖

landonorris wonder who gave her that dollhouse 🤔

landonorris my pretty girls, i miss you

↪ yourusername stop whinning and go enjoy ur trip, dickhead (we miss u too) ↪ landofan4 friendship goals fr

ln4stan Ollie is the cutest omg

yourmomusername What lovely ladies! I love you

↪ yourusername we love you, momma

username1 we need to see this duo with lando again

f1gossip

f1gossip Lando Norris is enjoying King's Day with his friend, Martin Garrix, in Amsterdam, and ended up getting his nose injured. What do you think happened?

username1 did he get into a fight????

username2 for fuck sake, we have a race in a week!

username3 omg bless y/n so she can try making his image better for the media in miami

username4 i NEED to know what happened with him

username5 @.yourusername mother, feed us with info, please! 🥺

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Caption: He's well and alive, might kill him later for the scare (just a glass cut, no fighting)

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Caption: This is an apology for making her so concerned about a nose cut

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Caption: Gave her the scare of her life @.yourusername and made up to her after a cuddling afternoon, brunch, NBA game and tomorrow the beach

↪ yourusername replied to your story: all forgiven after the pampering 💘 ↪ landopriv: love you, idiot

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Caption: Who let this idiot bring a camera along with him? Keep him away from me. Every time I blink: FLASH!

↪ landonorris: you're no fun 🙄

yourusername

Miami, Florida

yourusername Miami on film 🏖

landonorris you're as hot as miami, baby

↪ username1 OH MY FUCKING GOD ↪ username2 boy is down bad for her 🥵 ↪ username3 Lando can't even pretend he isn't in love with her anymore ↪ yourusername police he has escaped again

username4 do you guys think he took the photos or that she stole his camera?

↪ username5 he definitely took them! we saw him carrying the camera everywhere and they were at the beach earlier

f1

f1 LANDO NORRIS WINS HIS FIRST GRAND PRIX

landofan HE DID IT GUYS!

mclarengirly OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE

ln4bitch oh man we just know he's gonna party HARD

yourusername I've never been more proud 🥺

↪papayafan y/n please tell lando we love him! 🧡 ↪lanfan4 give him the biggest kiss and the tighest hug for me

landonorris

landonorris WWE FUCKIJG DID IT. P1

username1 WE DID IT LANDO!

username2 Longest time coming! Congratulations, Lan 🧡

username3 My man!!! LFG

yourusername I AM THE PROUDEST

yourusername love you so much, you idiot. P FUCKING ONE! 🧡

↪landonorris i love you more, muppet ❤ ↪username4 your honor, i love them ↪username5 MOM AND DAD ARE GIVING PDA

f1gossip

f1gossip Lando Norris and his best friend, Y/N L/N, partying together in Miami after his win. Some people that were at the party reported on our DMs that they didn't keep away from each other all night and were missing from the party for a while. Do you think they celebrated it in a more special way? 💋👀

username1 Lord, I'm ready for them to be a couple

username2 i saw they leaving the club hand in hand last night, guys! they were alone and very much in a hurry to get out of there

↪username3 how do you know if you're telling the truth? ↪username2 you can check my profile, i was at the paddock today and after the gp, my friend and i followed them around town to party too!

username4 i saw this dude that swore they were kissing in the back of the club ln, but it's not something i can 100% confirm

↪username5 Can we please stop speculating on their friendship? They both have expressed they hate when people start forcing a relationship onto them.

username6 at this point, i'm just waiting for y/n's special post for lando on insta

yourusername

Miami, Florida

yourusername I knew you were special on the first time I saw your muppet face in my office. I've been your biggest fan ever since; rooting and praying for this day to finally come. I've never been so proud of you, Lan. Longest time coming to this moment. I love you so much, my grand prix winner – even though you got me so drunk we missed our flight today. Now enjoy some podium pics I took yesterday + a cute one from the hottest duo in Miami last night.

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landonorris I love you so much! Can't imagine life without my partner in crime. You being there made everything even more special

↪yourusername Stop or I'll cry again ↪landonorris Will be an honour to make you cry for me twice 😂

username1 GUYS WAKE UP Y/N POSTED ABOUT LAST NIGHT

username2 name a prettier friend duo, i'll wait

↪landonorris me too ↪yourusername me three

yourmotherusername Olivia has been non stop since the finish line! She can't wait to see her favourite uncle ❤ Congratulations, Lando

↪landonorris thank you so much, mrs l/n ❤ and tell ollie uncle lan loves her very very much ↪username3 now we're gonna have to wait until ollie and lando reunion after miami 😭 ↪yourusername promise to come back with pictures

⋘ 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 // 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 ⋙

[qrrieterisunnq]

Not So Soft - Jack Hughes

jack!hughes x fem!reader Summary: Jack is posting his summer posts, this time trying to soft launch his relationship, but girl fans being girl fans, they find out who the girl is in a matter of a few minutes requested: yes/no likes are good, reblogs are better <3 gif, not mine word count: 1,65K warning(s): nothing?

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jackhughes 3/3 — Michigan baby!!

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_quinnhughes smashed it on the surf J!

trevorzegras Quinn as always being the chauffeur 🎩

╰➤ _quinnhughes @/trevorzegras 🖕🏾

╰➤ trevorzegras @/_quinnhughes I love you too, man!

user77 he looks soo hot in the fourth picture!

us679 is he dating someone?

╰➤ user_91 @/us679 what?! Oh. My. God. He is!!

╰➤ u34ser @/user_91 WHO IS SHE?!

elblue6 my babies🩷🤍

╰➤ lhughes_06 @/elblue6 my momma

╰➤ trevorzegras @/elblue6 I love you too mrs. hughes

╰➤ elblue @/trevorzegras that wasn't on you, Z.

╰➤ lhughes_06 @/trevorzegras 🖕🏾🤣

╰➤ elblue6 @/lhughes_06 I'm sorry Lu, but it wasn't on you too. It's J and Q.

jack_whore88 Oh, how I love Ellen is with her sons and their friends! The way she said Luke isn't her baby but Jack and Quin are! 🤣🤣

user71 Wait!! What if the Q isn't Quinn but Jack's girl?

╰➤ user5 @/user71 that's nonsense, she was just messing with Luke

╰➤ user_91 @/user71 you have point!! I'm going to find out if Jack isn't following someone with a girl's name starting on Q

╰➤ u34ser @/user_91 and I check the rest of the guys

╰➤user71 @/u34ser I'll help you! I'll take Trevor and Cole

colecaufield husband🥴🥵

╰➤ jackhughes @/colecaufield wife 😈🥴

╰➤ _alextrucotte @/jackhughes watch it man! I'm your wife, right Q?

user_91 I THINK I FOUND HER!!! AND IF IT'S HER SHE'S SO GORGEOUS!!

╰➤ u34ser @/user_91 what's her ig?! GIRL I NEED TO SEE HER!!

╰➤user_91 @/u34ser @/queena.norris She's gorgeous! 💖🥹

╰➤ u34ser @/user_91 she's stunning!😱🥰 OH. MY. GOD. CAN I MARRY HER!!💍🥰

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╰➤ user_91 @/u34ser oh my god!! They are really dating!! oh my god!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH

trevorzegras it's safe to speak about it now? 👀

╰➤ queena.norris @/trevorzegras 👀👍🏼

╰➤ jackhughes @/queena.norris HELLO THERE MY LOVE!💖

[lvndryyhoe]

“he loves my heart-shaped sunglasses…” E.L nsfw

warnings: smut, sub!ethan, dom!reader, blowjob, riding, p in v, unprotected sex (don’t be silly wrap ur willy 🥵), mommy kink, WHINY BRATTY ETHAN MMMM

your legs are sprawled out on the party’s sofa, bored of what’s happening around you, your eye catches a brown haired boy doing double takes at you in the corner. what a fucking creep. you think to yourself. lazily, you get up making your way over to him with a suffocating confidence.

“what’s up?” you look up at him innocently “huh?..oh! hi, my name’s Etha-“ you cut him off. “i didn’t ask you for your name pretty boy.” your tone changes to a seductive one, he blushes at that. “wanna do something more fun? this party is pretty lame…” your original innocence finds its way back to you. before the brunette could reply you drag him up the stairs, shoving past Chad and Tara; muttering an “excuse me” along the way.

once you make it to the dimly lit bedroom you’re quick to push him down and start straddling him. you hear his breathe hitch as he sits awkwardly. “it’s ok, you can touch me” you say calmly. he eyes you up and down before he reaches out to play with your hair. impatiently, you grab his hand and lower it to your chest, making him whine with anticipation.

“momma….” he quivers, making you smirk, edging him on further. you start to kiss his neck with him still groping your chest and you snaking your arms around his neck. unknowingly, you start to grind against his dick making him moan loudly into the kiss. “you like that hmm?” he nods quickly and adjusts his hands to your hips holding you down in his lap.

your hands find their way to his shaft and you start to palm it before you wrap your fingers around his leaking tip. “you know, you really don’t have to do th-“ you swiftly put the whole thing in your mouth, making you choke slightly. he whimpers loudly as his hand rests on top of your head pushing you down.

you push his hand away, bobbing faster on his cock. “y/n…i’m gonna cum! mm-“ you release his dick from your mouth with a pop sound and you lazily stoke him “i wanna come together pretty boy, will you hold it in for me? hm?” you hold eye contact with him with the same innocent eyes you had when you first approached him.

pushing your lacey pink panties to the side, you begin to lower your wet heat on his cock. you whine quietly. he groans into you ear but you cover his mouth when you start to ride him. “mmm fuck momma, s’good….” small wet tears flow from his eyes, you kiss his tear stained cheeks as you speed up your torture on the poor boy :((

he can’t help but buck his hips harshly into your sweet pussy, making your nails dig into his shoulders. you glare at him for this and punishingly clench your walls around him and that brings him over the edge. hot cum drips down your thigh as you pull off. “that was naughty, E. you know i’m the one in charge.”

“sorry momma…you just feel s’good…”

TO BE CONTINUED?!?! this is like my first proper story i guess, my requests are open so let me know if u want anything written. i also write longer stories with any characters so :)

[nattinatalia]

Urban Wyatt x Reader : Instagram AU

A/N : I know I’m late with this but I had all these pics saved on my camera roll so I had to use them lol enjoyyy.

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yourusername Happy Valentine’s Day 💕

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urbanwyatt 😍😍 baby momma

yourbestiename Oh you look hot bebecita 🥵 happy V Day 💕 I’ll be seeing you girls soon.

user Did you have a picnic with Urb?

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urbanwyatt she got me cake and gave me cake too 🤭😌😙

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jackharlow Stop 😭😭

selenosunni Yooooo 💀

cozane me when?

yourbestiename 😂 She’s too much but we love her lmaooo

urbanwyatt Thanks for baking this cake for her

yourusername You’re welcome 😉

jackharlow Wait, why didn’t I get a cake like this??? 🙄

yourusername I got you something else, you’re telling me you wanted this instead of THAT?

jackharlow 😱😱😱 no I’m good baby

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yourusername Happy lovers day, to my lover boy. Thank you baby for being the most patient and understanding man ever! Thank you for not only spoiling me, but our daughter as well. You don’t only show us love today, you shower us with love everyday, 24/7. We’re forever grateful for you ❤️❤️❤️

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yourbestiename omg that care bear flower bouquet is to die for 🤩🤩

yourusername He did good huh? Cassie is obsessed.

user The fact that he asked you to be his valentine 🥹🥹🥹

yourusername He asks us every year ❤️

urbanwyatt I love you 😘

yourusername te amo mas 💕

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urbanwyatt Family vacation starts now!!!!

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jackharlow We’ll be there tomorrow morning 🙏🏻

urbanwyatt Cassie can’t wait to see Mia and Ez 😂

claybornharlow I’m scared for my life when the three of them are together.

yourbestiename But you love them

claybornharlow I really do 😂

cozane 🥹 the way my Cassie girl is looking at you two.

urbanwyatt That did it for me bro 🥲 💕

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[theromanticrationalist]

Young Sheldon Series Finale: 7x14 Memoir

THE SHAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

Okay, so I have a lot of mixed feelings about this episode. I do not think it was very elegant in its execution, firstly, and secondly WE SERIOUSLY NEEDED MORE SHAMY LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS IS THIS ALL WE ARE GOING TO GET OF SHAMY FOR LIFE??? Ugh! I was hyping myself up so so much about seeing married old couple Shamy, and don't get me wrong, it was amazing, but also in other ways disappointing. It seemed very limited in its emotional scope, and while I loved that it was brought home regarding Sheldon's relationship with his own son, it didn't quite reach the emotional heights they were going for, or at least what they could have gone for.

LIKE WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE SEEN SHELDON ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH HIS CHILDREN YOU GUYS WE WERE ROBBED 😩😩😩

AND SHELDON HAS A BABY GIRL AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE GIRL DAD SHELDON OR EVEN KNOW HER NAME I AM DEVESTATED

I know there was a limited time to the episode with them having to conclude all the storylines and everything, but they could have made this last episode an hour, would it have really killed them? It was like we were given a peep-sized hole view into Shamy's family life, and that was it! I wanted THE WHOLE PICTURE, I wanted to see it sprawling and majestic in all its beauty!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Although, when Amy stepped towards Sheldon threateningly to get his cute ass into the shower and get ready for their son's game, I about lost it! OMG. Momma Amy don't play! And Sheldon cowered/flinched like he just KNEW to his bones that he crossed the line and lost the battle! (The blood was draining from the boy's face big time!! 😂😂😂) That was kind of hot not gonna lie... 🥵 *fans self* *swoons* *faints* But why did Amy get rid of all his nerdy shirts?? 😭 LET THE BOY LIVE HIS LIFE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! But we did get to see him in his cute cuddly robe most of the episode and then sporting his hot Dad-polo shirt! So that was something! 😍

Another aspect that I didn't like about this episode is how they handled the situation with Mary Cooper. I believe it is very truthful, unfortunately so, that those who are "adults" in our lives fail us at the times we need them the most, but I don't like how the episode tried to frame it in a good light. The fact that Mary Cooper essentially emotionally abandoned her children and was forcing them to get baptisms (spiritually abusive) was pretty messed up! The way that MeeMaw placed the burden of responsibility on Missy and Sheldon (children who the adults should be supporting during what is quite literally the worst time of their lives!!!) was also super messed up too! Yet none of this is called out for what it is, but instead the writers try to turn it into a special, warm fuzzy moment between mother and son! Nah, I'm not buying it. Especially since the relationship between Mary Cooper and Sheldon is so special to me. I really don't know what else they could done, but I don't believe they should have done any of that. It was a really weird and awkward note to end the series on, even if it was hilarious how Sheldon showed up to his baptism in his whole scuba outfit! (Made even more hilarious by the fact that we learn that despite all of that, he still got an ear infection! Oh son...)

Oh well. I guess it is what it is! I am still just trying to process it all. I will probably be watching the Shamy moments on repeat forever! And I guess go back to my headcanons...

Oh, final note: I was seriously thinking for a moment there that Sheldon Prime and young Sheldon were going to meet! I think that would have been kind of cool actually if we got Sheldon talking/interacting with Sheldon (particularly for the Iain and Jim interaction!), but maybe it would have been a bit too on the nose. Although, that is Sheldon's MO. Still, I really, really loved that final moment when Sheldon Prime walks through his house in his memory and then turns around and it flashes back to his younger self speaking to Missy. I actually think that "last" moment between Sheldon and Missy is achingly beautiful as he tells her that he has no choice but to remember her, and she just laughs at him smugly. *lays down cries cries a lot*

[thegamingcatmom]

Good afternoon, darling Cat Mom! 💖 I hope that today is treating you well.

I am here to take up space in your ask box again with more questions about your version of our lovely Maggot Mommy. 🥰

In the film, Ellie’s physical body dies in the process of the possession taking hold, and is at least dead for a short period of time. ( Whilst she’s tucked up in bed. ) This is why she has the delightful blueish-grey tint to her skin. 😻

So, for your own personal version of Maggot Mommy.. Do you see her physical body to still be completely dead, or is her body alive again now that she is possessed? Or perhaps you see her as undead.. in the way that zombies are both dead but alive?

Does your Momma have a beating heart? Circulating blood? Does she have any specific bodily functions that still work? Or any bodily functions that still require use / attention? ( For example, eating / drinking? Going to the bathroom? Getting wet? 😏 )

Is your Momma warm to the touch, or does she feel cold? Perhaps certain parts of her feel warm, and other parts feel cold? For example, her skin may be icy cold like a corpse, but her mouth / tongue is still hot? Or maybe rather than feeling cold, Momma is actually hot to the touch,? Like a perpetual fever, from being inhabited by a demonic entity?

I am an absolute sucker for details, so I want to know everything that there possibly is to know. 🙊

Sending love and clawed Momma hair strokes your way x 🖤

Well hello there lovely! 🥰💕 I´m doing quite well, thanks for asking. 🥰

Hbu dear? You better stay hydrated in this weather! ☝🏼🫗

Oh please DO feel free to take up as much space as you wanna with all your delicious, detailed questions. Details are my weakness! 🥵🥵🥵

Ohhh, these are some questions indeed ALNALSDNFASDNLFÖ. My brain´s already tingling, lemme tell ya. Love them! 😍

AIGHT SO,

...damn, that´s actually quite complicated lmao. Like, Momma´s dead but at the same time she´s not.

I like to think that a part of Momma - the Ellie part - is defo dead, rotten, has ceased to exist because otherwise that demonic entity wouldn´t have been able to take over. A body can´t have two residents, two souls (even if one of them is rotten to the core) and while split personality actually does exist irl that is a whole other topic and has nothing to do with demonic entities taking over (and I, in no way, mean to downplay that disorder or make fun of it).

So, when I say Ellie I´m talking about the very soul, the spirit.

Ellie had to die in order for that demon to take full control over mind and body. But, at the same time, while It doesn´t require vital functions like respiration, digestion, excretion or a beating heart to simply be, the (Ellie) shell It inhabits does. And, as with any housing, you gotta take care of it and do some maintenance so it doesn´t start falling apart over time.

So if that entity plans on getting comfy then It gotta keep the "house" in shape, lest it starts rotting.

So yes, that body IS still alive and kicking in a way because It makes it so in order to be up and about in actual, physical form. It´s like a parasite latching onto and taking over another life form to be able to thrive which is only possible if the parasite doesn´t kill its host.

Now, as for your deliciously detailed questions about Momma´s inner workings as well as her body´s temperature...I think it´s not a matter of if it happens but when. Because that body is still active in some way but, at the same time, not active enough to pass as a real human being. Meaning, the body being "alive" is not a permanent state but rather...it´s remaining on standby until the situation requires for it to "wake up". Or until it´s starting to protest because Momma keeps neglecting it because she doesn´t know how to human, at all.

So, Momma can be warm to the touch and can have a beating heart and circulating blood and she can have bodily functions that still require use...if the entity wills it or the situation requires/triggers it. My latest post is actually a good example of what a trigger might look like because her darling Drama Queen getting manhandled like that surely triggered quite a bit in Momma, made her boiling with rage and if someone were to (be foolish enough to) touch her in that moment they might actually hear a hiss! because Momma is literally boiling. Overcome with a fury you do not wanna witness.

(Btw, I absolutely love your idea of Momma being quite hot to the touch because of the fever she might´ve been suffering ever since that parasite took over. 👌)

Sometimes a situation requires certain bodily functions though and now the aforementioned maintenance comes into play. Like, yknow, making sure the facade hasn´t got any cracks and frequently unclogging any drains that require it and mowing the lawn and-

So, at some point, the body will give out these signals when something ain´t right. Be it dehydration, starvation or near passing out from a lack of oxygen because Momma does tend to forget us meek humans kinda need that stuff to survive - wimps.

However, as I´ve said before, it´s not permanent but more like a refill, like someone refueling their car - enabling them to continue driving over a longer period of time before the next refill is needed. Momma´s filling her tanks, so to speak.

However...given the right motivation...if SOMEONE desired her to...demanding her to get all hot and bothered there´d be no hesitation, Momma´s on it - body heating up in milliseconds - and you actually start to sweat a bit already-

(I also feel it necessary to mention that Momma can heat up any part of that body...separately. The choice is all yours... 😏🔥)

I´d say she´s rather cold to the touch by nature though because that body has died already and runs on standby most of the time now.

So, to summarize:

It - the evil entity - is the main source of power that keeps everything running, the brain if you will. In order to exist in physical form It needs a host though. Enter Ellie shell (I´m sorry girl 💔).

Ellie shell needs constant maintenance to be able to run smoothly though. So It better take good care of Shellie because no body = no hands or tongue or anything to smother her darling Drama Queen with, climb into her and be one now and forever-

(It has to be said though, it does help with the maintenance that Maggot Momma´s got a rather excellent wound healing.)

Oh! One thing I´ve been wanting to mention as well is the fact this demonic entity knows stuff only human!Ellie could´ve known. Like the fact she calls aunty Beth "Bethy Boo" or "groupie (slut)" or just being quite maternal in general, albeit in a very deranged way. All signs that there´s a connection and Ellie is still there somewhere but not really present, it´s more like an echo.

(And now I´ve actually made myself fucking sad - mourning Ellie and thinking about how she deserved so much better. 😭💔)

But yeah, I like to imagine the whole process of being half dead and coming back to life again, systems booting up only if necessary, works similar to someone bridging their car because I asked Google because I´m a nerd and this is what it says:

"...where two channels are combined to produce one channel with maximum output power."

I think this hits the nail right on the head. ☝️

Tysm for your ask. I hope I was able to answer your deliciously detailed questions equally as delicious and detailed. 🥰🥰🥰

[rosenallies]

the image mommy santa sasha sitting anetra and marcia on her lap asking them if they’ve been naughty or nice 🥵

Idk if u wanted this as a prompt but I had to write it shdbdv <333

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“Mommy, close your eyes,” Sasha heard from around the corner, Marcia’s voice sparkling with mischief.

“They’re closed,” she promised, squeezing her eyes shut and smiling to herself at the symphony of giggles that entered the room.

“Okay, you can open them now!” Anetra said this time, letting Sasha open her eyes, raking them over her partners.

They were both scantily clad in matching velvet lingerie, white fur trim on the skirts. Marcia’s was a baby pink, while Anetra’s was classic red, matching her dyed locks. They perfectly matched her short dress, true red like Anetra’s but complete with the same white trim and a little santa hat that made Marcia giggle when they stuck it on her head and told her to sit.

“Well, look at you two,” Sasha tutted, “looking so pretty for me. Why don’t you two come here? I’ve got room for the both of you.”

Full of smiles and blushes, Anetra and Sasha made their way to her lap, one on either knee. Sasha snaked an arm around either of their waists to keep them still.

“So pretty,” she muttered, kissing one and then the other, making Marcia squirm in her lap and Anetra hide her flushed cheeks with her hair.

“Now, which one of you is my naughty baby? And which of you is my nice baby? What about you, Marcia, darling? Naughty or nice?”

The blonde batted their lashes seductively and smiled. “Oh, I’m always nice, mommy.”

“Really?” Sasha raised an eyebrow, “I bet if I asked you to show me that pretty little ass of yours it might still be red from last night’s spanking that you earned. Now sure if that really says ‘nice’.”

Marcia huffed, speaking under her breath. “I’ll show you naughty.”

Sasha only laughed in response. “Not exactly something someone who was nice all the time would say. What about you, Neech? My girl, have you been naughty or nice?”

Anetra’s flush deepened and she avoided Sasha’s gaze as she swallowed. “I’ve been nice, mommy.”

“Nice girls look mommy in the eye,” she said softly, lifting Anetra’s gaze with a gentle touch, “try again.”

“I’ve been nice,” Anetra repeated, gaze locked with Sasha’s.

“Hmm so both of you have been nice? That seems a bit far fetched. Which one of you isn’t being truthful?”

Marcia giggled devilishly. “And what if I said I was the naughty one?”

“Ah, there it is. Naughty but oh so pretty,” she cooed, cupping Marcia’s soft cheek. “What do you say we take this to the bedroom, hmm? Maybe you two can give momma a little show in your pretty little outfits and after I’ll give you both a reward, as long as you continue to be nice, Neech, and Marcia, maybe you can make it up to me for being the naughty one, yeah?”

“Yes, mommy,” Anetra replied, obediently scampering off of her lap and toward the bedroom.

Marcia only giggled before following Anetra. “We’ll see, mommy.”

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 3.5 out of 5

This was my introduction to cowboy romance and I’m hooked. I need more.

Chasing the Wild is filled with a forbidden affair, a jealous ex, and a family history that will leave you hurting for Colton Wilder.

The forbidden affair with the ex’s grumpy dad is everything you didn’t know you needed until you pick up this book. Seriously, pick it up!

The spice is top notch, as is Colt’s… everything. And despite everything that goes on, Layla keeps her head held high and leaves you proud for our girl.

Even after the love affair, the drama, and the HEA… I want more. Thankfully we are introduced to another cowboy in here and I can’t wait to read his story!

* Wow. Kurt, the gas station employee, is a total dick.

* Oh.. my.. god. Who is this hot cowboy that paid for her gas..?

* Ouch. He just took off after the brief flirting.

* And now she’s tracked down the ex, the hot cowboy answers the door in nothing but a towel..? wtf. He’s grumpy af now 😬

* It’s his dad 😂 Holy hell. Ride him. Ride him right now.

* Colton Wilder. God, even his name is hot.

* Fuck you, Kayce! Did you really put Layla in debt, you asshole?!

* She’s snowed in.. alone with Colton.. yes! And he’s just offered her a job to make up for her car crapping out and having to miss out on the job opportunity she had.

* Aww. Colt’s jealous and doesn’t want to tell her about his friend Storm- a friend who sounds equally as hot as Colt. He has tattoos!

* God, I love Colt’s inner monologue. He desperately wants to fuck Layla, but won’t because of his son. Screw your son!

* Oohhh. Protective Colt. I love this side of him the most, I think.

* Who the fuck are Henrik and Alton Pierson and why did they hurt Colt’s cattle? It was definitely them.

* So close. So. Fucking. Close! And Kayce’s bitch ass had to ruin it by radioing in and then being a jealous asshole. Newsflash, YOU’RE BROKEN UP!

* Daddy Colt put his black cowboy hat on her to “lay claim”. Oh my god, if these two don’t fuck soon.. ima go crazy.

* “Wear the hat, ride the cowboy, and all that.” 😂

* Possessive Colt 🥵

* Fuck your son, man. Just bone down with Layla already!!!!

* “She deserves so much goddamn better. Better than I can offer her. And that's the entire dilemma I'm in... I want her to have noon and the stars and the sun itself, but I don't want anyone to be the one giving it to her because I am a selfish, old bastard.”

* Goddamn. She really sat in his lap and touched herself. Colt has some restraint.

* BAM. FINALLY!

* Don’t bullshit me with two weeks. Once Kayce returns, IF he returns, Layla better admit what his fuck up really was. Colt shouldn’t have to baby his fucking son just because he feels guilty for leaving him with his shitty mother.

* Dammnnnn. Colt can fuck 😏

* And they barebacked it..? Holy shit. That tub scene.

* wtf. Those Pierson brothers set a trap for Colt that Layla accidentally triggered? Why won’t he report them..?

* He gave her his cowboy hat!!!!

* Holy fuck. Kayce returned with a pregnant girl. wtf dude.

* Fuck those Pierson brothers. It’s about time those cocky assholes got arrested.

* Lmao. He’s eating her out in the bathroom while his son is on the other side of the door, asking if she’s okay 😂

* Can Kayce’s baby momma stop flirting with Colt? Thanks.

* “For what it’s worth, whatever this is, I want it so bad it fucking aches.”

* FUCK THIS PREGNANT BITCH. COLT NEEDS TO KICK HER AND HIS SON OFF THE RANCH!!!

* Five fucking months. Are you kidding me?!

* The kid wasn’t Kayce’s! Halle-fuckin’-lulah! And now Kayce is joking about Layla and his dad..? He knew?! Oh my god, she better go get her man.

* He showed to her graduation 😭

* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. She went home with him 🥹

[mspi]

Remembering Evel Knievel 49 Years After Failed… | Cowboy State Daily

Dad had me watching all the stunts that Knievel did when featured on TV. Maybe it was to warn me of what could happen to me if I did anything foolish -- broken bones.

Hilarious.

Dad brought me to the province where I got to explore dark caves, one of which had giant 🦇🦇🦇 staring at me. Cuz got kicked in the face for that dare when I ran out screaming. (He was older than me and for some reason -- expecting that reaction.)

There are many other dangerous things I've done on bases and in Hawaii. Then now that I think about it, walking around Tijuana as a kid. Not by myself by far, but also not on anyone's back. Hanging out in East LA was an experience. Don't turn down the fajitas -- they're yummy.

Back to Kinevel injuries. I'm wondering if he has the same issue as I do when it comes to the slight inability to feel pain.

Someone attempting to remove your toe nail while you're awake without pain killers is tortuous and that person should be pulled from their so-called medical practice. Thankful mom was on a surprise visit to check on me in the 🏥 and heard my screams begging the so-called podiatrist to stop. Mom busted in the room with her big LV momma purse ready to throw down

The torn ligaments in my leg when landing on lump on the floor mat in high school was scary because of the echo which reached the attached gym -- startling 🏈 players. Okay it was frustrating bc I kept trying to stand up. Oh for goodness sakes I should've been at the track meet instead. A nurse was 😂 liking the idea of being carried down multiple tiers of stairs towards the nurse's office by the 🏈 team gave her happies. Guess she had a crush on players when younger.

The broken ankles years apart is an anomaly since I wasn't out hiking, clubbing at night, or even 👙 swimming. Sure I had a cycle but my feet refused to stay on the pedals. Maybe I should've seen a Dr sooner but this was a while after the MS diagnostic and torn ligaments. What the heck was I supposed to say about it.

That's when my babe of an ex began messaging my feet and could feel that something was very wrong and brought me to the hospital in the same condition years apart. Explaining to our President what happened was a tough one. Especially when they knew we were used at work most the time. Except when 🤧🤮🥵 of course.

How'd we get away with working together? Somewhat different departments with slightly different specialties. 📝 Try not to hate the one special thing that's uber rare in your field. Mine came with nightmares of being the only non+smoker in the small office. Yes that babe was right about how miserable I was when swimming for hours after work on weekdays.

-- dnagirl

22.07.2024

[geenalovesthelittlethings]

Omg H with facial hair 😩🥵 and the missus loving it - baby D not loving it and doesn’t recognise him when he firsts comes back with one and pushing him away for kisses ☹️ and he’s all like “okay well I’ll kiss mumma then, she loves it” and she starts laughing and getting a little jealous “okay okay daddy!”

PLEASE 🥺 He has D in one arm and the other arm around the missus' waist to pull her in close. "Okay then, I'll just give Mumma all my smooches, I guess." As Harry's kissing her momma, D is reaching for him and patting his cheek and tugging on the collar of his shirt, whining for his attention. When Harry turns back to her he's all, "Oh, I'm sorry, did you change your mind, ma'am?" and gives her a big smooch.

[maybanksbabe]

i beg sugar momma!r x sugar baby!rafe hcs 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Idk what type you want specifically so you're getting naughty and nice!!

R is probably not that much older than him tbh I can see Rafe being 21/22 and r is 28/29 or smth but she's earning that bag yk? Managed to get lucky with that post-college employment and probably works for a fancy company that deals in like tech or cyber security idk it's above my education level lmao she's smart and RICH okay?

It starts off with standard little things; new suits or shirts, a nice watch or a treat day to a spa or a day of golfing with the boys

She made it clear that she doesn't expect anything back in return, she just wants a Babyboy to spoil yk?

But this is Rafe we're talking about 🫢

Once they get comfortable and established with one another, he's visiting her work to bring her lunch and getting on his knees under her desk -

The sex is Phenomenal 😫❤️‍🔥👌🏻 just being able to teach him more about how to pleasure a woman and learning what the other likes etc

It probably gets a little freaky from time to time but nothing overly heavy, just the occasional use of toys or handcuffs yk?

The sex is actually his favourite part tbh 🫢

Going to work functions and being able to show him off 😵‍💫😵‍💫 he doesn't know what to do with himself

He's more than happy to be a stay at home partner and it only seems fair in his mind given how much r spoils him, making her dinner doesn't seem like a bad start on showing his gratitude for her 🫠🫠

Ofc they're gonna get married, not straight away that's crazy, but long enough into the relationship that they're both sure they want a future together

And don't get me STARTED on Top and Kelce calling him a stud when he knocks her up Oh MY GOD

The practise that went into wanting to start a family - 😵‍💫❤️‍🔥🥵

[whats-wild-to-you]

can i ask for a car smut aft he finishes perfming at a club… thanku

damn 🥵 imagine sweaty Jay walking to his car after a club appearance only to see his girlfriend sitting in the backseat (ps. it doesn’t help that in these situations he’s performing Mommae last 😂🫣🥵)

Edit: this has been in my requests for a while 😣 sorry! ______________________________________________

After performing Mommae Jay casually went backstage, putting on his thick puffer jacket over his bare body.

His managers guided him out through the back entrance where his car was already waiting for him.

“Good night, Jaebumnim.”

“What? You’re leaving me on my own?”

“No! Never! There’s someone waiting for you inside.”

Full of anticipation, Jay opened the door only to see his girlfriend sitting casually in the backseat. He noticed her outfit right away. A bodycon sweat dress and it was apparent that she wasn’t wearing a bra.

“How come you’re here?” He asked while getting in.

“I missed you! I haven’t seen you in days. I wanted to come see you perform but had to work extra hours so I thought I’d come pick you up.”

Jay licked his lips and scooched closer to her.

“People might see!” His girlfriend said, realizing what Jay’s plan was.

“No way. Nobody walks through this back alley.” He said, while casually lifting his girlfriend’s dress. At the same time she pulled the zipper of his jacket down, revealing his naked chest.

Instinctively she lowered her head, licking the beads of sweat off his skin, making Jay groan softly.

Hurriedly, Jay got rid of his pants and pulled her onto his lap, while pulling her dress over her head.

“Fuck! You’re so hot!”

The car windows almost instantly steamed up as Jay’s girlfriend rode him. It must’ve been a sight from the outside and thankfully Jay was right. No one walked by.

“Oh shit! My leg is cramping!” Jay groaned on pain before his girlfriend got off of his lap, laughing hysterically at him.

“Let’s do something like this.”

He lied her down in between the two front seats, the back of her head bumping against the gear shift. Jay spread her legs, ramming his erection inside her repeatedly. Her arms were flailing around and she accidentally pressed the honk.

Cursing, Jay pulled her onto his lap again, ready to get dressed and call this little excursion a failure.

“Wait! I have an idea.” She said, kneeling down in front of Jay as best as she could.

At first she teased him, blowing air on his hardened cock but then she lowered her mouth onto at until his tip reached the back of her throat.

“Fuck! That’s it! Keep going.”

Spurred by his positive response, she licked flicked and sucked him off, making Jay curse and moan when he unloaded him inside her mouth.

“My turn now!” She announced as soon as she cleaned herself up.

Jay didn’t waste time laying her down on the backseat, spreading her legs, inhaling her sweet scent.

Without warning, his tongue assaulted her pussy, licking and biting her sensitive bud. Her hands were grabbing onto his head and she almost ripped off a handful of his hair as she climaxed.

“Wow!”

It took them minutes, just laying there catching their breaths before Jay put his clothes back on and got behind the wheel.

When his girlfriend joined him he smiled at her and set course for their home.

[erodasfishtacos]

OMG that was the cutest thing ever!!! i love how they all just make there way in like they all just have to right near their momma 😫 also the visual of H in little shorts and shirtless I- 🥵 and the thing about nipple cream i can just picture every night that’s H’s favorite thing and y/n just being like don’t be gross H my nipples are literally bleeding from YOUR kids and him having a full love boner 🤣 and all “can’t help it, you’re literally topless in our bed”

Rightttttt.

YN’s drowsy, Briar nestled in her bassinet next to the bed, and Harry had just gently pulled her top over her head, murmuring apologizes as the fabric brushes her sensitive peaks and she hisses.

“She’s really doing a number on you, hm?” He sighs unhappily, she was chafed, raw, and scabbed due to the baby’s constantly cluster feedings.

“They ache so fucking bad,” She groans, it was painful and uncomfortable- especially when she was full.

Harry, the ever amazing husband, snags the cream from the nightstand, coconut and shea butter with aloe vera, and unscrews the lid.

He’s just as tired, having wrangled the three boys all day after having a strenuous training that morning with no time to relax.

All the boys were fast asleep after a day of Harry running around the yard with them, wrestling them, and breaking up fights.

Also a copious amount of times playing baby dolls with Ezra.

“Y’doing sucha good job though, mama,” Harry hums, swiping a bit on his fingers and beginning to gently rubs it into tight, inflamed skin.

“Careful,” YN squeaks when he uses a big too much pressure with his calloused hands, “Really gentle, baby. Please, they’re so tender.”

“M’sorry, m’sorry,” He apologizes, nosing at her temple as he thumbs it around her beaded peaks where there is a bit of dried milk.

“Ooh,” She sighs when the cream starts to work its numbing magic, “That feels so fucking good.”

“Yeah, I’ve got you,” Harry kisses her warm cheek, “Y’take care of m’babies and I take care you, right darlin’?”

“Sucha a good baby daddy,” YN agrees, closing her eyes and groaning in satisfaction when Harry moves to massaging her belly and hips after the lotions rubbed in.

Harry’s situation must brush up against her because she peeks her eyes open and giggles girlishly before shaking her head with fake exasperation.

“Oh my god, H. You were rubbing lotion on my near bleeding nipples and bloated stomach from your child, how the hell did you get hard?”

He huffs out a low growl of offense, cheeks reddening a bit, “I can’t help it! Y’like gorgeous, love y’tits however! Plus y’like this because I put babies in you. And you called me baby daddy!S’a lover boner, s’all.”

YN shakes her head with a small smile, eyes fluttering shut for a long moment with sleepiness, “You love me, huh?”

Harry’s green eyes molt into something softer, filled with emotion, “I love you so much. I love how amazing of a wife you are. I love how perfect you are as a mama to our babies. I know why I was born demi - s’cause it was a sign to wait for you.”

[sirthisisa-wendys]

hanma and draken being the perfect devil and angel duo 😳

hanma groaning out the most nasty shit in your right ear while draken’s praising you like the true service dom he is at your left WOOO

could you pleaaase write a scenario to do with this?? theres just something about those two that is just 🥵🥵🥵🥵

I GOTCHU FAM!

A Second Time: Shuji Hanma x Ken Ryuguji x Fem!Reader

wc: 1k

tw: NSFW (because I'm riding the midnight train to horny hell baybee!)

masterlist

song recommendation:

It's a one-night stand.

But two at once?

Shit.

"Such a pretty pussy, huh, Shuji?"

"Fucking wetter than an ocean."

You're sandwiched between the two men, praying to whatever god is out there that you wouldn't die before you came at least a few times. Shuji is on your right, cupping your breast in his hand and licking it with excitement. Draken is playing with your cunt, rubbing your clit with his thick fingers as he kisses down your neck, whispering the softest things you've ever heard as your cunt squelches around nothing.

You can't keep track of who's fingers are whose after a while, head swimming as the two men lavish your body with all the attention you've been missing for so long...

"I want to hear you, beautiful," Draken mumbles, rolling the swollen bud of your nipple between his teeth. "Shuji likes it when his girls are loud, too." You moan on command, and Shuji pops his head up from where he had it resting against your thigh.

"Draken, move your hand."

So those were Draken's fingers...

You let out a shaky breath as Shuji licks your pussy, fingers pressing your legs apart and pulling you off the pillows as Draken strokes his cock lazily. In an effort to help, you reach a hand out and take his hard and long cock, angling your neck up so you can suck on the tip as Shuji does his work below you.

"Oh my god..." The blonde-haired man tilts his hips forward and leans his head back as you suck on him, tongue sliding across his leaking tip in appreciation. Shuji's orange eyes look up at the sight, and he wants to stop, wants to press himself into you... but Draken made him promise you would come first. So Shuji continues to thrash his tongue against your clit, knowing his reward will come sooner than later.

You moan around Draken's cock, your unused hand reaching down to run through Shuji's wavy hair before tugging on it and bringing him up to face you. He hisses from the pain, but it makes his cock even harder.

"Fuck me."

"Yes, ma'am," Shuji smiles, fisting his cock and sliding over your glistening cunt before pressing into you. You hiss and grip his arm, feeling every inch of him slide into you with a sense of ecstasy. Shuji is much thicker than Draken, who is simply long and veiny, but his cock feels like it might split you in two.

"Oh, shit..." Shuji breathes, trembling. "So snug."

Draken hums, running his hand over your hair and encouraging you to keep stroking his cock. "You can take it, can't you, sweetheart?"

"Yeah," you whine, continuing your movements while Shuji works himself in and out of you.

"Ha, might cum before you get your chance," he laughs, tattooed hands sliding around your breasts again. "You okay with my sloppy seconds?"

"Shuji," Draken warns. The tone of his voice makes Shuji shake his head and pick up his speed; your mouth opens to cry out, but Draken knocks your hand off his cock and slides it past your lips, groaning as your tongue swipes across his length again. "Here, this might be easier for you," he whispers, removing his cock and tapping it against your lips as he directs Shuji to slide out of you. "Flip over."

You turn on your hands and knees, and Draken moves in front of you while Shuji slides back into you from behind.

"That's so much better," the black-haired man growls, pumping into you with ease. Your hips slap against his, making a distinct popping sound as Draken stays still, letting you suck his cock as you're pulled back and forth on Shuji's. "Ah, fuck." Your hand snakes down to play with your clit, and you feel Shuji's balls slap against the tips of your fingers while he rams into you, no doubt on the edge of his orgasm. And he lets go inside of you, cock twitching sharply as he grunts low in his throat. "Your turn, Draken."

"Finally," the man teases, and they switch spots, cum leaking down your leg as Draken swipes his cock across it and Shuji lays in front of you, letting you lick his softening cock clean and tucking his arms behind his head. Draken doesn't go fast; he works himself into your cunt slowly, wiping the cum off of your leg and using it as lube for his finger. "Don't tense up. Just relax."

The finger slides inside of your puckered asshole, and your head shoots up, hips smacking into Draken's.

"Oh, look at that. So beautiful... Arch your back a little more, love."

"She's a good little slut, isn't she?" Draken shudders, one hand sliding down to your hips as he practically fucks Shuji's cum out of you.

"Such a good girl." You feel the crest of your orgasm rolling in, and you can't hold back, even if you wanted to. It hits you violently, all at once, with no care for you or the two men around you. Your legs begin to quake on the bed, and Draken hisses long and hard, feeling your pussy tremor around his length. And you're vaguely aware of the man behind you emptying himself into you, adding to the mix of your cum and Shuji's.

The feeling of warm liquid running down your leg makes you clench around Draken's cock again, sliding your incredibly wet pussy over his length a few times. Draken pulls out, which allows all of the cum inside of you to drip down onto the sheets, and you lean forward onto Shuji's stomach, fingering his happy trail.

Draken exhales, then snatches off the cum-covered comforter before crawling in beside you on the other side, cradling your waist in his large hands.

"I might wake up and want round two," he whispers into your ear, which sends a chill down your spine.

"I second that," Shuji adds, eyes fluttering closed as his hand rests on the top of your head.

[imaginedreamwrite]

Thirstea Thursday for BOC 🥰🥵🌺

Reader is breast feeding their little one and Steve enters the room already gossiping bout something, little one got distracted with dad's voice and turn to look respond to Steve and oh boy Steve's in trouble, you know the kind of trouble🤪🥵🥵

“He aggravates me,” Steve entered the room with a rant falling from his tongue as he began pacing back and forth, watching you nestle your baby in your arms, “even the way he breathes irritates me.”

“I’m sorry, Steve. That just be hard on you.” You gazed down at your baby, their bright eyes no longer fixated on suckling your breast but rather the arrival of their daddy. “He’s here.”

“Sweetheart,” Steve had turned to face you more head on, his blue-green eyes soon captivated by your bared breast and the nipple leaking milk, “you were busy...”

“I can multitask, you talk.” You hummed and brushed your knuckle down the side of your baby’s cheek, watching her babble and blow bubbles. “Sarah’s being distracted by her daddy’s voice.”

“Sarah,” Steve hummed and licked his bottom lip, his fingers twitching by his sides as he stepped toward you, “you need to eat.”

“She will,” you affirmed and looked back at Steve when he had stepped behind you.

“I think she needs a demonstration, sweetheart.” Steve leaned forward and tweaked your nipple, your milk dribbling from the hard nub, the droplets stirring Sarah’s attention.

“Let daddy show you how to suck momma’s tits.” Steve’s voice was deep and husky, riddled with lust as he stood and walked around to your front, dropping to his knees.

“Steve,” your breath hitched in your throat, your embrace tightening around Sarah, her newest fascination being your necklace, “Sarah-“

“Just a taste, my beautiful wife. I need to make sure it’s safe for Sarah.”