#oh my godddddd i loved this show

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

[carcarrot]

i know the dan hospital episode is going to ruin me but i think the harry hospital episode is very underrated

[rin-chan32]

THE FUCKING MADOKA WORMS ARE BACK

It’s like 4 in the morning and I couldn’t help but look at the trailer up and down cause I can’t fucking sit still one thing that I noticed is that they changed their designs, where they still have the same silhouette but it’s just tweaked here and here. Like in the poster you can see how Homura is wearing leggings/thigh highs rather than the tights that she’s known for. But the same goes for everyone else, they’re just changed here and there, but nothing is drastic. You can still tell whose who, which is what I like about the changes. But also how, from what it I can tell, it looks like there’ll be some more casual outfits and what not too. Which I’m very curious to know how that will all play into it as well.

im also like, in the trailer itself, but also like in the rebellion itself everything is so. Liminal and stretched out. Like when Sayaka, Hitomi, and Madoka were walking under the flower arches and how Homura was sitting in that throne thing and it just kept expanding.

I’m also curious to see how the phone is gonna play into the movie since it seems like it’s gonna be a huge part of it. Like in the poster is one of the biggest things outside of Homura herself (both Homura’s to be exact), and it was the first thing was heard in the actual trailer as well. But thinking about the paradise regained analysis I watched from Wendigoon forever ago, I’m curious to see if that will play a part in it. ESP since Rebellion was based on paradise lost, but I’m sure it will have some role in it somehow. But also looking at it in the idea of this movie being based off paradise regained, which role would Homura herself be in? Since the story is about heaven being regained and god trying to deceive Jesus along the way. Would she be the devil trying to keep the way things are, or would she be Jesus for trying to regain the heaven, or the law of cycles, as it was before.

But another thing I find interesting is that Homura was the one who was featured the most out of everyone there. Which is super exciting considering that it’s nodding towards Homura having so much inner conflict with herself, so much that it shows it with herself on the poster. Madoka is hidden in the background, while she is going to confront herself. Would this mean that she, the Homura post episode 12, still holding onto that hope Madoka gave her (hense why she has the ribbon in her hair), is fighting herself, as in Homura in Rebellion post-giving up on that hope striving for her own path, in what she believes in? When Homura asked Madoka if she was willing to be a magical girl at rebellion and said that “one day we will become enemies”, was she in fact talking to herself about it the whole time? Is she the big bad she’s been looking for throughout all these timelines?

Another thing is that, I’m curious about what’s in the phone. It looks like a spine and then a hand, which automatically brings me back to Homulily and how her body was all bone. Does this imply that she’ll be able to do what Sayaka did with Octavia, simply call on her witch whenever she needs it? Or does this imply that it will be something more sinister, either about herself or the world around her. I’m leaning towards the former since the top of the phone looks like a salamander, which is something that has been shown with her time and time again. So I’m just curious to see where this turns out cause I’m just. HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD?????

[sunlaire]

OHHH?? SO THATS HOW WE GON DO THIS?

[snailfen]

finally catching up on extras like the exit interviews. tea kettle <:)

[hella1975]

SEX EDUCATION IS BACK

[feymarche]

halfway through. tma season 2. jonathan sims isthe best character of all time

[arandompeep]

m. I finished watching tdp season 6. cried multiple times. anyways dragon prince fandom how are you guys doing today

[mariatesstruther]

It's because Maria's a hypocrite. Joel, Tommy, Abby, they all acknowledge they've done terrible things, they're monstrous. Abby says flat out she's trash and you can see Scar's flinch away from her in fear. Joel knows he was a terrible person and says his past will catch up to him.

Maria isolates herself inside a little town where she won't let people be armed, excuses her husband's Geneva convention level past away as 'just following after Joel', and openly admits to having people killed and leaving them out to rot as a warning to others (People know only death lays over that river and all) but acts like she's never done anything wrong.

All of them have done terrible shit, she's just the only one who doesn't take accountability for the wrong shit she's done and acts as if she's clean in all of it.

this gif represents my cat getting ready for bedtime on my belly when i suddenly sat up and scared her to type this maria-lovin essay for u anon

okay hi! i respectfully disagree!

on a couple things

“maria isolates herself inside a little town where she won’t let people be armed—,” literally the first shot of maria we have in the show is her outside of jackson, riding a horse pregnant, to greet a pair of strangers who have who-knows-what weapons or bites on them at the present time. jackson, from what we know, is a place where she won’t let children and possibly hostile strangers be armed. i’m pretty sure tommy is packin when we see him walking through jackson, and so are people in the back—and “she won’t let” is also pretty strong phrasing here, at least to me, considering the town has a whole ass council that the show literally tells us makes decisions together

and okay. we’ve talked about the “tommy was following joel” line a couple times here before on this blog, and ive said it every single time that i dont love it either. i haven’t had the time to sit down and explain exactly why, so here goes: i think its too lazy and too quick and a prime example of how the writers could’ve spent a little more time making whatever maria’s perspective what supposed to be more clear. a lot of people read this line as maria completely absolving tommy; i more think of it as maria’s understanding of tommy’s devotion to joel

and wait okay here me out! dont jump me! bc i know u girls like to tussle!—i am not at all saying that tommy was passively following joel, or that tommy wasnt a grown man making his own choices to do what him and joel did, because he was. he is. maria knows that; she is married to tommy and has a child with him, and you think she’s ignorant to the fact that he has the capacity for such violence?? or that she herself wouldn’t understand that, a lot of times, violence necessary to keep yourselves safe (see: “those are the people who tried us” line)?? she’s not trying to say that tommy was an innocent puppy dog happily skipping along at joel’s heels. i don’t personally think that’s what “following joel” means. to me, it means that tommy ended up in a lot of ugly and violent scenarios because he was with joel (+joeltess who were prolly more dangerous together) when joel went dark after losing-sarah

i want to point out here that, between the miller brothers, joel is obviously the more violent and ruthless one—we know from what the show and game tell us, post-sarah joel was the most dangerous motherfucker out there for a long time. i think it’s reasonable to assume that it was easier and more natural and quicker for joel to descend into the kind of violence they did (—the kind of violence necessary to keep them both alive—) than tommy, and tommy “followed” joel in the sense that he “followed joel” into some more violent and ugly and hostile situations than they would’ve gotten into otherwise, because joel was an especially dangerous man

im not saying tommy doesn’t have his own shit or capability for violence btw! he was in the army! he was in the fireflies! i know that and maria know that too. the thing about both those situations, and his situation with joel, is that he actively made a choice to step away everytime. that matters to maria and it is a fundamental characteristic of tommy that joel talks about in the car with ellie (joe calling tommy a “joiner” is also i think a little big of a less shady way of calling him a flake)

and now, tommy has been in jackson for years and expressed that those situations were ones he regrets—ones he expressed to maria that he regrets. what is she gonna do other than understand him???? and why would yall expect her to extend that grace to joel instantly when that makes no narrative sense??? we know as an audience that joel regrets those things now, too, but there’s legitimately no possible way for maria to know that. tommy only knows joel has changed for the better because he sees joel with ellie and it reminds him of joel with sarah—maria doesn’t have that perspective. she’s seeing joel from a limited scope.

i don’t think maria could find it in herself to condemn joel for his capacity for violence, especially not once she knows the truth about he he’s protected ellie. maria is smart—she knows it was joel’s capacity for violence kept tommy and him alive in the QZ. tommy owes joel his life—he knows this, and i truly think maria knows this, too, as much as she doesn’t like it. then, it’s proven to her and solidified when tommy chooses to go with ellie

and these things are all deeply intertwined, because this bleeds directly into why maria would be so initially displeased/scared to have joel around tommy; she knows tommy would do anything, however horrifying or dangerous or ugly, if joel needed him to. that kind of devotion to anyone can be dangerous and sell-destructive, as we see with tommy’s arc trying to avenge joel in game two. maria knows tommy would follow joel anywhere, even away from her. so i humbly ask that you maybe excuse her for being a little defensive and scared of that, as a woman who in 2003 lost literally every single piece family she’s ever had in her life in one go for all we know. maria is not trying to ice joel out because she’s judging him for his past or thinking he taints tommy; it’s because she knows in her heart that tommy loves joel enough to leave anyone, even her, and that likely terrifies her to death—because at this point in the story, she has no idea who joel really is. so she’s grasping at straws to find any and all reasons to confirm her suspicions and not trust him

i also!! think it’s another good time!!! to remind y’all!!!! how sketchy!!!!!!! that joel and ellie situation!!!!! would look!!!! to maria!!!! if she is judging joel for anything, she’s being suspicious of how close he is as a 60+yearold man to this young, highly defensive and secretive twelve year old girl—which is more than fair to me, as ive said before

and look, overall i can understand you having this perspective on maria, because her conversation with ellie about tommy and joel does come off very hypocritical from what we see—but my whole point is, we’ve SO little of her character that it seems very extreme to me that we’re immediately gonna label her a bitch, a hypocrite, and holier-than-thou judgy tyrant with a superiority complex

we’ve seen her have like 5 conversations!!!!! with people she doesn’t trust and barely knows! so of course she’s not going to reveal the horrors of her past or what she might’ve done in her past or how she feels about her past in the context of what we see so far. she only “acts like she hasn’t done anything wrong” and doesn’t take accountability because she hasn’t had the chance to yet

like we know all about joel and tommy and abby’s pasts because they’re our main characters for two entire games. we know maria from jackshit. ellie and joel know maria from jackshit. ofc she’s gonna come off as intruding annoying, because to ellie, she is intruding annoying—but we, as a fandom, aren’t limited to the perspective of a twelve year old girl

[orcelito]

Accidentally watched, um. A lot more of the episode. I now have 3 hours left. I just couldn't stop during the battle!!!! And then there was all the stuff afterwards and then suddenly it was my definite bedtime when I MEANT to go to bed like 3 hours ago. Whoops

[girlboypersonthingy]

Would it be ok to request Vox with an affectionate s/o?

More than okay, nonnie! I’ve been getting so many requests bro, literally every time I post one, I get like 2 more in its place. IM LIVING FOR IT, KEEP IT COMING YALL! But also plz be patient with me 🥺 been waiting for a request for my flat-faced prince. Tbh the first time I watched Hazbin, my immediate reaction to Vox was ‘OH NO HES HOT!!!’ So, enjoy these headcanons 😘

Notes: gn!reader, maybe a little ooc Vox?

Vox x reader- Affection 💋

Also oh my fucking godddddd the vest, him in a vest. I need more Vox in a vest PRONTO…🥵

Okay so like…bro is more dirty minded.

He’s genuinely confused when you kiss his cheek or hold his hand like ???

Oh….you’re not just trying to fuck him and get famous?

Cuteee~

Sure, he’s fucked and made out with ppl and probably done some other crazy shit but his experience with sappy romance and affection like you show him is very limited.

He’s pretty dense, he’s got a tough shell and doesn’t really understand love languages and stuff like that.

His love language is most definitely gift giving and I just know he’s terrible at actually showing his feeling through words or romantic gestures or physical affection.

It’s usually just like “Hey! I love ya! I got you this.” *insert item you’d flip your lid over*

At least he’s a good gift giver! He really does try to give you cool stuff he knows you’ll like but he’s still learning how to actually speak about his feelings and show it physically.

He tries to match your energy the best he can

Get him gifts!!! Plz he loves homemade gifts too- gift him art, sing him an original song, sew him something, whatever your skills or talents may be, use them and he’ll adore it and also praise tf out of you

You took time to make this just for him? ‘Marry me’

Besides fucking around with Val, Vox doesn’t get much affection so he very quickly falls in love with all the sweet affectionate touches you frequently show him.

It’s all so different than Val, so sensitive and genuine. It really makes him swoon~

Melts when you kiss the corners of his screen- there’s something about non mouth kisses that really gets to him

He gets a huge dorky love stuck grin when you sit in his lap and hug him close, also hugs you back super tight

Absolutely loves kissing you and then noticing the lingering smudges/lipstick marks on his screen later

Fix his bow tie while giving him a sneaky wink in front of his crew and he’ll huff and look away while trying to hold back a smile

Invites you on his nightly broadcast as a guest one time and quickly learned how embarrassed he becomes when you flirt and call him pet names on live TV in front of tons of viewers

After only 10 minutes of talking, giggling and giving him bedroom eyes, Vox was struggling to maintain his composure- you’re so fucking cute.

All you had to do was laugh loudly at one of his crude jokes about Alastor and call him your “honey bunny” and suddenly the entire V tower lost power.

Poor man literally short circuits over your darling voice calling him such soft names- he’s so down bad for you he can’t even hide it

Val and Velvette have that specific episode downloaded and saved to every device they own bc there’s no way they are letting this go, he’s never living this down

If you pause the video right before it cuts out, just before the power goes out, Vox has literal hearts for eyes and his entire screen briefly becomes this bright blushy pink color- that’s a color no one has ever seen on him

Just keep doing your thing, you little hopeless romantic, and you’ll see that color more often.

But Vox might have to leave you at home when filming bc he can’t control himself around you sometimes and you obviously can’t either 🖤

[loulovingho]

Kinda thinking about how bucktommy are head over heels in love each other but they both think it's too early to actually say the words,and are just enjoying the ride for now.

Tommy's more composed, but Buck HAS to let it out in some way, so when he's feeling like he's gonna burst if he doesn't say it...he squeezes Tommy's hand / arm / knee and can't help but beam a smile at him.

Tommy catches on pretty quickly though, and it becomes An Unspoken Thing for both of them. Maybe it's too early to say it, but not too early to show it.

Oh my godddddd! Okay but my mom and I have always had this thing where we squeeze each others hand 3 times for I love you and now I’m thinking about buck doing that.

He worries it’s too soon to say I love you but he feels overwhelmed by it so he gives 3 squeezes to Tommy’s hand and Tommy looks at him a little quizzically, asks if he needed something and buck says no… just giving a squeeze.

It starts happening more often. 3 squeezes to the hand, the bicep, the knee, whatever he can get his hands on and about a month or so after he’s started doing it, one of the times he squeezes (maybe they’re out in public with the 118 or something), tommy leans over and whispers “I love you too” and Buck’s surprised, he didn’t know Tommy knew what he was doing, but tommy says he’s just been waiting for buck to actually say it- but he couldn’t wait any longer. Buck returns the I love you, but keeps the squeezes. He always does 3, tommy starts doing 4 (I love you more). when they’re standing in front of all their loved ones, reciting their vows, tommy gets a little choked up so Buck takes his hand and gives 3 squeezes (which does not help tommy stop crying) and tommy gives 4 back.

[byfulcrums]

Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr

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Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.

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Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you

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Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth

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Your entire existence is an insult

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i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit

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Boo.

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OMG??

#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE

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Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!

Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people

It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...

Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people

Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid

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These are all great points but they've definitely fucked

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INVINCIBLE?????

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Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me

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Wait, shit, wrong blog...

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shocking revelation: invincible has parents

🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow

??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?

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Honestly i thought you were from mars

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from MARS????

#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?

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ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????

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really? How do you know?

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Okay quick storytime

My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?

Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd

She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!

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:)

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WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE

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Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!

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AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ

#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!

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Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog — I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.

I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.

I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.

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you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.

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Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace

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This is so funny

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That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...

Dude I think he's real

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The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??

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Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you

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I'd* assholes* We're*

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Your supposed to be with me in this one

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You're*

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The Immortal kinda... 👀

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WHAT

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I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch

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😐

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We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.

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Shit

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You had this one coming buddy

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The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...

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INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???

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Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it

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:(

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...

🧬 atomevesss☑️☑️ Follow

Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?

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I'll survive, I guess

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INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible

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Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??

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OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY

#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((

[newstedz]

Hiiiiii can you write something where Jason and the reader have nothing else to do so they sit on the bed all day (smut)

i love him sm oh my godddddd

i find it really funny that despite my acc being named after him I made 2 kirk posts before anything jason related but!! redemption!!!!!! really sorry this took sm longer than it should've i just haven't had time to sit down and WRITE but anyways its mostly just lazy morning sex

light shines through the curtains of your shared bedroom, your heavy lids lifting to the sensation of soft lips against your neck. calloused hands find their way beneath your shirt, lightly brushing against the the underside of your breast.

"mornin'." jason murmurs, his breath warm and ticklish against your neck. you don't have the energy to do anything other than give a tired groan, but you were far from disgruntled. it was rare for the two of you to be able to sleep in together, uninterrupted by the chaos of everything around you. but today was different. no tour bus, no recording, just the two of you in bed, for as long as you wanted. and by the looks of it, neither of you planned on getting up anytime soon.

he continues his soft brushes against your neck as you begin to feel just how hard he was by the way it was pressing against you from behind. it wasn't hard to tell what he wanted, but just climbing on top of him and giving him what he wanted would be far too easy. the least he could do was work for it, to prove to you that somehow, between the shows and the busy schedules, you were still what he wanted.

there was no resentment, though. you knew it wasn't his fault that he was away. you hadn't noticed the long silence that had grown between you as you were lost in your own thoughts. when he finally speaks up again, it's hushed, slightly hoarse.

"you're so pretty, baby" he murmurs against you, slowly beginning to grind against your ass. you hum, almost skeptically, like you couldn't believe him, after all this time. jason doesn't seem to pick up on your insecurity though, providing enough reassurance when he mumbles hungrily. “need you, please?”

you’ve been together long enough to know what he was getting at, and don’t have the patience or energy to tease him. you give a groggy nod of approval. “mhm.”

he grins at this development, followed by him hastily tugging down his boxers and tugging your panties to the side. his hand slides between your thighs, lifting one up for easy access. he presses a kiss to your cheek, accompanied by a silent “thank you.” he teases the head of his cock at your entrance, whispers an array of sweet praises as he slides in. “fuck, baby.. feel so good.”

you moan as he pushes in, eyes briefly fluttering shut. jason’s hand snakes it’s way down to your clit, aiding the stretch with a gentle hand. “i've got you. doin’ so good.” he praises. he starts with slow, languid thrusts accompanied by a moan each time he bottoms out. your head’s already growing fuzzy with pleasure, rewarding each one of his movements with a soft whimper of your own.

normally he would have the self restraint to go so slow, but he's tired, lazy and needs to savor every single moment of this. every slow roll of his hips eliciting another soft mewl from you, the tingling sensation in your core growing with each movement.

but he starts to grow restless, indicative of how close he was getting. his hand continues to toy with your clit, thrusts becoming more purposeful as he feels your walls flutter around him.

"you close?"

you can't focus enough for words, giving him a little "mhm" of approval, followed up by yet another moan. he holds your body flush against his , almost possessively. "fuck, baby, I know. m'gonna cum." he whispers breathily against the shell of your ear. its not long until both of you fall apart, and absolute mess as you come down from the high of your orgasms.

though in the afterglow, the clinging of the sheets to your skin and the shared warmth of your bodies started to become almost suffocating.

"we should get up." you groan.

jason's head perks up. he'd stay right here all day, if you'd let him. "should we? we don't have anywhere to go. could stay here all day, if you want." he replies with a knowing grin, as if he already knew your answer. who were you to turn down an offer like that?

"sounds good."

[artdcnaldson]

ararararararar uuuggghhhh shes so terrible, anything to torture him back. i luv luv luv!!!!

will gladly elaborate on this, but im convinced that after this pats sister is doing everything within her power to recreate that night. every party she gets just that little bit drunker, grinds just a bit more scandalously, flirts just a bit more obviously. anything to get a rise out of him, because as much as she pretends not to with her fake tears, she loves it when he gets mean

i think one night shes had a bit too much to drink and has been flirting way too much with matt from the swim team (who btw looks an awful lot like art... but hes to caught up in his jealousy to bother with that rn). this time art isnt dealing with her shit, he just walks over and puts her over his shoulder, telling her its bedtime. right in the middle of matts sentence, talking about the upcoming swim meet or something, she really wasnt listening. shes making more of a fuss about it than usual, complaining about him being controlling, and really shouldnt he just be happy that youre trying to fuck someone other than him!!!! isnt this what he wanted!!!! (they both know its not lol)

i think she lets it slip, she forgets that she was supposed to have been blackout drunk and clueless, but she begs him to let her see his pretty cock again. youll show him yours if he shows you his :))) drunkenly slurring it out when shes sitting on his bed. i think he would get so pissed at her for making him feel so guilty for so long. hes felt like a huge creep, a perv, felt like he had taken advantage of her. when in reality she really is just a spoiled brat and a desperate slut.

i need him to like slap me in the heat of the moment, not super hard of anything but just right across my cheek. i need him to feel so bad right away, ready to get on his knees and beg for forgiveness. he doesnt know what came over him, hes never done anything like that before. and then i need his eyes to darken when he realized my only reaction is a loud moan and telling him to pls do it again, harder. :))))

-🐞

GODDDDDD I actually like had a physical reaction to this it’s so serious.

You know you fucked up the second you say it, when you’re sitting on his bed looking up at him and you see the recognition in his eyes. Sobers you up real fucking quick. And there’s nothing to say, so you’re just quiet, practically holding your breath.

It stings when his hand slaps across your cheek, and your eyes fill with water and you’re holding onto the hot stinging skin like, oh!

And in an instant he’s literally on his knees in front of you, big hands wrapped around your knees as he apologizes again and again and again.

“I’m so sorry, that was— there’s no fucking excuse,” he’s stammering, mumbling, feels like he might puke over it. Because he hit you. And he’s never felt so awful in his life. He’s the worst kind of person— he let his anger take over into pure basal instincts.

But then your legs are parting, you moan softly when his grip on your knees tightens. “‘S okay, Art,” you assure. “Do it again. Punish me for lying, for being a slut and letting you feel guilty about it. Hit me harder.”

It only makes him angrier, makes all of the guilt wash away. He grabs your jaw tight, makes you whimper. “You’re fucking disgusting.” You nod, agreeing. You’d agree with whatever he’d say, honestly. He pops your cheek again, makes a soft moan escape your lips.

He shouldn’t like it as much as he does. But god, you make him feel insane. He squeezes your jaw in his grip, makes your eyes widen at the pressure and sting, then drops you completely. You collapse back onto his bed, still holding your cheek.

“I’m serious, this is the last fucking time I put up with you,” he says, but even he doesn’t believe it. He’s still seething as he turns out the lights, as he sleeps on the pile of blankets he had laid out on the floor anticipating you coming back to his dorm anyway.

You stay awake, pretend not to hear him fisting his cock beneath the blankets, pretending he doesn’t groan your name muffled into the pillows when he cums.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Today: Cartoon Cat in...

{FRIGHT FEST!}

[1]

{Oh folks, are you watching?}

{Two poor children, in my domain!}

*FELIX THE CAT HEADASS*

*LOOK AT HIM*

{Are we playing a game? Just three rounds and the victor gets the spoils?}

*LOOK AT THIS MUTHAFUCCA*

*gotta love them high notes god damn*

[2]

{Let's play your game! You better hope i'm not the one winning!}

*booooo make better threats boooooo*

{Let's get this showbiz started, raise the curtains, cuz it's showtime everybody!}

*cartoon headass yeah no shit*

[3]

{Golly, better stretch! Oh wait i don't 'cause i can bend!}

*🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕*

{Y'know what else is there to bend? Your bones as i get to peel your flesh right off every nook and cranny!}

*boooooo shitty threat booooooooo tomato tomato what the fUCK HAPPENED TO THE TONE*

[4]

{KEEP THIS INTERESTING}

*WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK*

{I'VE BEEN STARVING}

*what the actual shIET HAPPENED HUH TONE SHIFT JUMPSCARE*

{CHILD}

[5]

{Oh i gotcha with the shift!}

*BITCH*

{Don't know what to expect from me!}

*>:((((((( yo what the hell is up with Bf's voice in this one track woah*

{This isn't any ol' show, this play is made by yours truly!}

[6]

I'm finna kick your ass!

{Ditched the filter!}

Beat yo ego to a pulp!

{Meanin' business!}

This isn't a kid's cartoon so quit the shit-eatin' smile!

[7]

{Now this is a scene!}

(Hey!)

Better walk off stage!

{I'm gonna rip you to shreds and feast on your flesh!}

(Hey!)

Boutta crush that ego and push it under the rug!

[8]

{Just like ol' Trevor!}

(Hey!)

*OHO*

{Oh the late creator!}

*OHOHO*

{Who met his maker!}

(Hey!)

*why do i neglect the good shit like this*

{I'll be seein' you on the other side!}

[9]

{Oh folks, are you watching?}

{Two poor children, in my domain!}

*GOTTA LOVE THAT THING THERE*

{You know the old saying: my house my own rules!}

*WHEN THE BEGINNING OF THE SONG IS REPEATED WAY LATER TOWARDS THE END I LOVE THAT OH MY GODDDDDD*

{We got to the good part, it's a real show to behold now, i'm overjoyed!}

*YEAAAAAAAAAAA*

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

[10]

{What a show, i'm overjoyed!}

That's all folks!