#oh my goddddd this took me tf Out

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Oh Barnaby! Ain't he just the most generous soul, Bog??

AHAHAHA WIDDY-

[tellywoodtrash]

sanjivani 13.03.20 lb

i’m not doing the whole screenshot thing coz it’s waaaaay too much effort than i can be arsed for this bloody show anymore.

also i read the episode blurb and am already mad af. ugh, let’s just do this and get it the fuck over with.

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these ppl actually believe that sid tried to kidnap ishani. sure. the marela thakela dude who just had major brain surgery 2 days ago and hasn’t done jack for god knows how long is suddenly mr. proactive. uh huh.

this fucking shady mama-mami. tf are they getting outta this anyway?????? (i suppose i’d know if i bothered watching the show, but lol naaah, idc.)

YO MAN I’M REALLY FEELING THIS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE HUSBAND AND ISHANI. I’M REALLY FUCKING PISSED NOW.

sis finally does the right thing and speaks her heart out and is like “yeah actually i’d like to make this relationship work.” der aayi par durust aayi.

ainvayi ka tension ramp up with condition and all.

ugh. honestly. where did all this coffee endorsement get this stupid show. i bet the trps actually went down after they started this bs.

DUDE I WANT HER TO STAY WITH THE HUSBAND

husband is all giddily in love with her and still walking around with holi colours she applied on his face. god i love dudes who are stupidly in love with their wives. 

ishani really needs some kinda deep conditioning treatment coz sis your hair is looking fried as fuckkkkkkkkk. like jeez, at least put some argan oil on it or something?!?!

husband is tooooooo good of a human being. wants to go give his wife’s “kidnapper” his medicines in jail. matlab hadhhhhh hai acchaai ki, sir!

shady mama put an end to that, i guess.

ishani ne kasam kha rakhi hai ki jab bhi shaadi ka joda pehenegi aisi sadddddi hui shakal ke saath hi. teesri baar hai sis, kabhi toh khush hua karo.

ok she’s pulling herself outta it. but kya faayda. *sigh*

lmaooooooooooooo rahil got arrested with sid? for what?????

lol sid asking the police to “just let us go”. sure, that’s how it works. are we sure that tumour was fully removed????

finally dimaag ki batti jali. god i can’t believe how much they ruined this dude’s character.

also damn i got over my crush on namit quick and his voice is really annoying me rn. how tf am i suppose to go back to YPNTKH now?????

lmao these police waale actors reallllll bad.

lol i can’t believe the police dude is getting spooked by this one dude who just got out of brain surgery and has a huge bandage on the back of his head, and the other one is like 4 feet tall. rahil i love you, but being threatening is not something you can do, lol.

ishani idhar abhi bhi dharam sankat mein. ouffffffffffff. 

more nescafe endorsement. bedagarak ho inka. achche khaase show ko 20 min ka coffee ad bana rakha hai.

LOL WHAT EVEN IS THIS FIGHT SCENE. RAHIL IS WRESTLING TWO GROWNASS MEN SINGLEHANDEDLY, LMAOOOOOOO I FUCKING CANTTTTTTT.

ok just all round badddddd acting in these scenes with namit and the real/fake police. fwding.

husband is a real good dude and does not deserve to be in this show’s universe. poor guy. this is his purgatory. someone freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee himmmmmmm.

ishani’s spidey senses still tingling for sid. ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

blah blah blah fwding shaadi nonsense. jab honi hi nahi hai toh kaaahe ka time waste.

LMAO SUDDENLY MAMA’S NAME CHANGED FROM VIVEK ARORA TO VIVEK MALHOTRA. NO ONE GIVING A FUCK IN THIS LAST EPISODE HUH.

also the police just literally waltzed into the mandap to do khuspus in nv’s ear. matlab kuchhhhhhhhhh bhi chal raha hai yahan pe.

lo ji sid rahil bhi haazir.

LMAO MAMA REALLY TRIED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

ok truth is all out now.

“HUM NAHI CHAHTE THE KI SHAADI KE BAAD BHI ISHANI HUMPAR BHOJ BANI RAHE”?!?!?!?! WHAT BHOJ, YALL WERE LITERALLY NOT IN THE PICTURE AFTER SHE CAME AND JOINED SANJIVANI?!?!!? AINVAYIIIIIIII KUCH BHI???????

LMAO WTF MAMI WRANGLED A GUN OUTTA POLICEWAALA’S HAND AND IS HOLDING ALL THESE PPL AT GUNPOINT WTF IS EVEN HAPPENINGGGGGGG OH MY GODDDDD

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, ishani ke maa baap ka bhi mami mami only did kaand. for what reason, who tf knows or cares anymore?!?!

WHY ARE THEY SO SMUGLY CONFESSING THIS (A WHOLE OTHER CASE) IN FRONT OF THE POLICE AND INCREASING THEIR OWN LEGAL PROBLEMS THO? MY GOD THIS SHOW HAS GOTTEN SO BAD I CAN’T EVENNNNNNN

ishani’s two boy toys uniting to take down evil mama mami. chalo ji, yeh trope bhi ho gaya.

husband got shot in the hand for his achchaai in trying to save sid. no good deed goes unpunished in tellywood, and thus this man will have to suffer more than anyone else here. 

WHAT EVEN ARE THESE AWKWARD CUTS AND EDITS LORD DOES NO ONE WORKING ON THIS SHOW GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE?????

sid standing like a sulky toddler in one corner. lord the way they ruined this characterrrrrrrrrr. main kabhi maaf nahi karoongi.

i realllllllllly do not care for this dumbass expository conversation. just get it the fuck over with.

YES SID DO THE RIGHT THING LET HER MOVE ON WITH MR SINGH PLS GOD JUST LET MY GIRL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol now both of them are angstily crying over........ their mutual crush on mr singh and his unlimited achchaai?

mr singh is here to talk sense into everyone’s heads, as per usual.

lmaooooooooooooooo @ sid awkwardly standing here listening to this conversation about all this mohabbat mr singh has for ishani.

blah blah blah khatam karo yaaaar, sar phataa jaa raha hai. ��

ok this took a weird-ish turn and lol i am sid, awkwardly lingering here like “should i go or like... mera yahaan hone ka kuch matlab bhi hai??”

haaan lucky toh hai siddhant. who tf comes out of a coma with a brain tumour and still survives and regains all his motor functions back IMME-FUCKING-DIATELY?????? a “lucky” medical miracle, that’s whom.

HANDSHAKE?????????? IN THESE CORONA INFESTED TIMES??????????????? WHAT TF YOU PPL EVEN DOING?!?!?! SOCIAL DISTANCING, PPL!!!!!!! FFS YOU’RE IN THE MEDICAL FIELD?!?!?!?!?!!

blah blah blah, kar diya mr singh ne apni biwi ka kanyadaan uske aashiq ko. no one even bothered to give her time to like sit down and really think about what she wanted to do with her life after all these chaotic revelations. bas passed her over from one man to another like she’s some kinda property. cool. patriarchy zindaabaaad.

that’s the most bhai-behen-ly hug i have ever seen. dupatta phaad ke raakhi baand le isko, behen.

lmao at least kunal got to cheese it up in the last shot. good for him.

ok now fuck this i’m off to watch the new ep of brooklyn nine nine. i deserve it as a reward for sitting through this bullcrap.

[klarolinedrabbles]

St*roline or Kl*mille? Death is not an option

Oh goddddd, what the fuck did I ever do to you, man. And I hate this bc I genuinely don’t know which one to pick. 

On the one hand, SC completely demolished Caroline’s characterization, and was a ship literally constructed so that she constantly get’s walked all over, but since they can’t think for two seconds and find something else for her to do, they can’t ever write her snapping tf out of it.

But CK, is utterly horrific from literally every single aspect imaginable. At least SC in theory could’ve worked. But after watching the first half of TO S1, and 1x04, where Camille literally begs Klaus not to take something from her, and he does it anyway because he’s deemed her to pure to handle what she was determined to take on, was utterly horrific. Not to mention that he let her think she was going out of her mind, took away her opportunity to grieve, I mean he literally, like physically removed her agency in a scene. And they did that, with this attempted romantic undertone, and so from start to finish---appalling. 

So SC. 

*signs the cross* may jesus forgive me for my sins, tbh.

send a _____ or ______ and ill respond with which one i prefer

[cabinetduo]

No bcsits morning now and I wanna talk abt this.

How tf did they pull off some of the most masterfully crafted angst ever. Two minecraft youtube teenagers decided, "hey! What if our roleplay characters fought and it fucking created a rift in the universe" bcs WTF. There was a time (a few months ago) where I would just seethe words 'clingyduo' and cry. Not proud of this but they made me full body sob at least twice.

Bro that whole season impacts me personally to this day

They were the duo. Fucking inseparable. Couldn't picture one without the other. Anything they went through they went thru together. The happy times and especially the rough times. Both have been shown to be fully willing to take bullets for each each other.

And the fucking conflict was so complex, one wanted for things to stay the same, to go back to the good old days of stealing and revolution when it was fully not possible. After everything he'd been through he finally wanted to be with his family, but the damage of the 16th was irrepreable. The other, forced to change and grow up and move on too quickly, burdened with the weight of a dying nation that so many held dear. Just fucking push and pull and narrative foils and grade fucking A writing. And then they're pited against each other by political drama, and enemies, and their own separate growth.

Like how fucked is that? The discourse and arguments were so intense that I completely blocked out half of it but this fandom was a fucking war zone. The fact that neither of them were truly in the wrong still haunts me. And Tommy still gets exiled and tubbo still thinks he was the reason for tommys death.

Like, oh my god. The compasses, the fucking compasses. And tommys hallucinations and tubbos spiraling. Not to mention the fucking bandanas. Oh my goddddd. That's shit fully made me a mess

And the fucking community house fight. I'm literally like losing my mind rn but it was perfect. I'm not gnna get too deep bcs if I did then this post would b like a billion words long but the scenery, the set up, the payoff, the dialog, the acting, everything abt it just takes me out. I will never not be thinking abt the little momenst between when tommy told tubbo he wasn't ready to talk yet and then later he properly apologized paralleling his fake apology earlier.

And after all they'd been through, after all the stress of the presidency and surviving literal torture, all they wanted at the end of the day was each other. Like throughout the entirety of their separation, literally all they wanted to do was apologize to each other like oh my goddd

They even brought the angst to the mcc like what is wrong w them

And then doomsday. BRFFTTYHHKKHPHL AAAAAAAA. Letting u guys know that I was fully out during doomsday as in super numb and not processing any of it at all bcs I was so upset but 7m just gnna say that when they followed each other around? Tubbos silence, the constant need to find each other, the 'Tubno stick with me's, im tearing up just thinking abt it. And the fireworkscene, tubbo literally lost a life to technoblades rocket launcher and he took a firework to the chest for Tommy no hesitation. And the scene on the obsidian w the tnt rain fucking aaaaaaaa

Also fuck c!dream for what he did to them. Fuck that guy

the disc saga finale. This was the one that had me crying like a bitch. Like I was home alone screaming my ass off bcs every line was a punch in the gut. The boat ride always kills me first. Then the bunker scene. The fact that both of them fully expected to die so their one goal was to get the other out alive. The fight and the acting during the fight was so good. Just like, "what am I without you?" Bcs they're Tommy and tubbo, they've been thru it all together. They fucking fought wars with each other and for each other. They've punched politicians and been human shields bcs they're brothers. Its like, they're beyond blood at this point they're just fucking brothers man and it gets me everytime.

And they're clingy minecraft body language and the strain the season 2 conflict took on their relationship and the fucking simple ass one liners that get me crying. Like its all so much

Anyway this is barely an analysis and this post is getting too long, its like fuckinh 11 am and im emo abt clingyduo

Hrmmmmmm season 2 clingyduo ooooaaaaa

[leadrains]

anyways commentary

who is this white bitch

idk anything about this movie other than a hot guy lives in the walls

why she touching their shit

this is weirdwhy does he want her spit gum

hes weird i do not like this white man

why would she laugh

u dumb bitch

if old rich people introduced me to a doll i would be like hi nice to meet you idc

this old people have no fyckinv sense of humor damn

but to be fair she has not taken a single thing theyve said seriously i wouldnt be laughing at her jokes either

she need to play him some queen or bowie tf is that

i already know the twist that the doll isnt possessed and theres a hot guy in the walls so

shes dumb as hell cause id be fucking terrified and follow those rules by the minute and believe the doll was possessed like damn you stupid bitch

oh she is so fucking stupid shes insane

how she in a mansion and then she gonna sleep on the couch with a bottle of wine and PEANUT BUTTER JELLY bye

just take care of the fucking doll oh my god you're getting paid to do it it's not that hard man

i am not rooting for her

GOAT????? that was weird

jumpscare

ok that one actually got me fr i physically jumped

i do not sympathize with or relate to this white girl

took intermission to talk about scream um anyways

knowing about the plot twist kind of kills the vibe

if brahms was stealing my jewelry and locks of my hair i would think it's romantic . its just his love language

that dress was ugly anyways he did you a favor

oh my god shes so stupid and irritating

ur gonna explore a dark place with an unknown person naked and barefoot

whatever man

that made my heart jump a lil ngl

hes just keeping u away from that irritating white man dw about it hes helping u

i missed the jumpscare bc harley keeps accidentally scratching me

is she gonna start to take care of him now

i dont like british people

brahms is my autistic boyfriend

the jumpscares in this one keep getting me this is the first movie on my list so far where the jumpscares have actually scared

just take care of the doll bitch

why is it so hard for you to do

SHES SO STUPID AND ANNOYING GODDDDD ALL OF THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF SHE DRESSED THE FUCKING DOLL AND PLAYED HIM MUSIC BRO OH MY GOD i hate women

shes such an irritating character

tbf she can go out after putting him to bed does she just expect to stay in the house indefinitely

give her a sign bro

ur in the walls play along

how does he move so fast without her seeing

hes not gonna do it now cause he doesnt want the british guy to know

im glad he didn't make her look crazy and theyre just chill about it

it's not that deep he just chose you cause you were the first hot girl they hired

do not have sex with this man

an hour in and still no hot wall man

shes right he wont hurt her but he will fu

hes 8 how would he have smashed her skull

i hope brahms kills this guy

theres gonna be a jumpscare and its gonna take me out i know it

theres only 20 minutes left bro show me the hot guy already

why do people in horror movies never believe in the supernatural yall r dumb as hell

hhhhhhhholy shit ok

now jump out of the walls

YEAHHH GET HIS ASS

they shouldnt have put the mask on him i want. pretty man.

ooookay that is yeah he stabbed him

why did he have to be terrifying why couldnt he be normal to greta and british guy

idk im not rooting for the british guy when brahms is right there

stop knocking him out :( he is your friend

hes been living in the walls for 20 years and you think going into the walls is safe

im still rooting for brahms.

if a pretty boy was stalking me i would be grateful (j)

why would he kill malcolm though he didnt do anything

HHHHHHH HDH HEH EH HE HELL BE GOOD HELL BE GOOD OKAYYYYY

go back :( tf

i have seen gifs of them making out but there r only 10 minutes left and it doesnf seem like things r going that way so ehats the deal here

biting my lip rn

okay not..... okay. let me stay quiet.

i wish they had not edited the mask on him brrrrrrrr

oooooooawwww she fuckin stabbed him

he needs to learn to play nice damn

ugh 🙄 whatever they both should have died and brahms should have like kissed me

is he still alive

yasspilled

this movie was homophobic for doing brahms like that

watching the boy because um b because watching um watch bec because um im w watching the boy because im wa im be becau im watch im wa im b becau im because im

[ID: a photo of brahms heelshire /End ID]