#oh my god this is the sweetest ask ever XD

[komorebi-rabbit]

Hey you!

I just came from your Sasori Roleplay account. I wasn't sure if you were active there anymore, so I hopped on over here via your pinned post.

You seem like a talented and fun person to roleplay with, so I thought why not ask?

I've read your rules and some of the older blogs and they really resonated with me.

I used to roleplay Itachi on Amino like you used to play/still play(?) Sasori on here. Those in depth roleplays that just make my heart sing. And also the RPs that are a pain to find because...well...novella takes work. And building a bond with a character who isn't naturally friendly takes even more time.

Still those have got to be the most fun times I can remember from my teens. And I misss them...

It was quite challenging to find people who share similar views on roleplaying and like the same fandom. So I must have given up sometime back. And when I read your blog today, I was instantly like "Oh my god this is exactly what I was looking for" (except like 6 years passed since I last attempted that xD)

So I wanted to pop in and say "Hi, I love your blog already!" but that didn't quite suffice so here we are xD.

It's kinda funny because after all this time not roleplaying, I found myself on tumblr, figured why not make a Sasori RP account (there are many others for the Naruto characters) to have some fun and be nostalgic? But...there was still a little 'eh' that was missing. And I found it in your blog.

I adore it, when people just get their characters and portray them correctly. And I've been aching to find more people like this. I remember it being quite the challenge in the past, back in my Itachi days, so it was like a gift to find your account!

Anyways, I am trailing off-

I'd love to RP with you sometime. Or...to just chat and reminisce about days past, even if I just discovered you today. I just know I would have loved to have you in my Akatsuki geoup back in 2015.

I hope you have a lovely day!

This is the SWEETEST message, oh my lord, thank you so much! You have no idea how happy this made me and how much I needed this little spark of positivity in my life right now!

I unfortunately no longer RP on tumblr due to some incidents that have made me wary over the years. I also no longer RP Sasori, but I do still RP in the Naruto fandom, just on Discord with friends that I am comfortable with. Novella does take work! But man, if it isn't worth the effort! I'm so glad people are still RPing and taking up Sasori. He absolutely deserves that love! Unfortunately, I did most of my tumblr RP back when the manga was still ongoing and tumblr was at its peak so there was a LOT more interaction then than I see these days. I wish it could go back to being that way! I miss a lot of the friends I made back then! (But also I'm still friends with some of them 10 years later, it's fantastic. You really form some lasting bonds). Even back then, however, there were only ever a couple of Sasori accounts (like... maybe 3, not including myself? And most were not active).

I'm mostly a Shisui RPer these days, though I do write for Kakashi, Tobirama, Kisame, and Izuna, too! Like I said, though, I only RP with those I'm super comfortable with, but if you want, I have plenty of recs for you! I'm also KomorebiRabbit on AO3 and @komorebirabbitwrites. My Sasori is actually heavily based on characterization from @renaerys and her works from back then (such as Zero Hour) and she is still writing FANTASTIC Sasori works to this day. I mean absolutely unbelievable, haunting, you will never get it out of your head type fics. Her characterization is unparalleled and also she's just an awesome person in general! I also mod @sasoriweek which will happen again in November of this year!

Also, if you like dark, horror-heavy Sasori, Athelise on AO3 is absolutely amazing! She writes such an interesting Sasori and some phenomenal smut, I definitely recommend her!

[shiftyyyy]

Howdy, two things for this ask. Number one, adore your art. Kinda feels like a proper HD remaster of the Sprunki sprites with the strong edge shading, all around shape of the bodies, the arms are well input, and you translated the expressions damn near perfectly. Dead Tunner's face looks like he's actually dead or heavily disoriented, and not like he's mildly confused. Keep it up, and if I could, I'd commission you.

Second is some epic facts about my version of Tunner.

He's a full blown cowboy, and the strongest of the group. Because he has many guns, and he can shoot them with damn near perfect accuracy.

He's the reason why Mr. Sun (A major antagonist) is dead. Sun killed the cattle at his ranch, Tunner stayed up to see who did, Mr. Sun came again, tried killing Tunner, Tunner showed Mr. Sun his 2nd amendment rights, and now Mr. Sun is dead.

1: OH MY GOD THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I LOOKED AT MY PHONE WHEN I GOT THIS ASK OGMGMGMYMYMY,!?!!!2? THSIS IS ONE OF THE BEST COMPLIMENTS I COULD EVER GET THIS IS GENUINELY SO SO SO SWEET OF YOU TO SAY IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET OVER THIS ASK I ADORE THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED IT OMG?? YPU REALLY MADE YOUR COMPLIMENT SEEM REALLY GENUINE ANS I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR IT AAGGHRHHH IM IN A PUDDLE OF TEARS WITH HAPPINESS IM SO OVERJOYED BECAUSE OF THIS !! HEHEHEH THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING TUNNER IM GLAD TO KNOW THAT I REPRESENTED THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WELL!!! AND I CANT BELIEVE U SEE THE ART AS OFFICIAL RENDERS TOO! THE FACT U SAID YOU WOULD PAY FOR ART BY ME MAKES ME SMILE SOSOSOSOS MUCHHH <:-) !! I REALLY DONT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH TALENT TO DO COMMISSIONS HONESTLY I JUST MAKE STUFF FOR FREE!! I DO HAVE A PAYPAL BUT I NEVER USE IT BECAUSE I WANNA BE ABLE TO DRAW FOR EVERYONE MONEY OR NOT!! THANK YOU AGAIN YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MOTIVATES ME!!! THIS IS ON MY MIND 24/7 NOW, YALL ARE GENUINELY THE SWEETEST LITTLE CREATURES </3 IM SMILING SO MUCH OVER THIS IM THINKING ABOUT THIS 24/7 NOW AAHDRHEJFHRHWHHRHERH 1!1!1!1!1!1 YOUR GUYS COMPLIMENTS STAY INDENTED IN MY BRAIN ANS LIVE RENT FREE IN MY MIND YOU ALL MAKE ME SO HAPPYYYYU

2: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD TUNNER RANTING!??1!1!2 IM SO DOWN IM HIS BIGGEST FAN EVEBRBRG HEHEEHHEHEHE DUDE UR VERSION OF TUNNER IS GENUINELY SO COOL??? I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH ALOT OF YOUR HCS I FW THEM SO HARD! HE DEF IS A COWBOY NO DOUBT, AND I CAN ALSO SEE HIM BEING THE STRONGEST OF THEM ALL!! HE PROLLY IS SUPER GOOD WITH GUNS HIS AIM WOULD TOTALLY BE CRAZY GOOD! I ALWAYS SAW HIM OWNING SOME KIND OF HORSE TOO BUT I WOMT RAMBLE TOO MUCH ON HOW I SEE HIM SINCE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR IDEA BECAUSE ITS SO FRICKIN COOL AND AWESOME!! ESPECIALLY CUZ OF HOW YOU SEE TUNNER BEING THE REASON MR. SUN IS DEAD OGMRJEHFJEKFK?? I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT THATS SOSOSOSO COOL DUDE JAW DROPPED UR SO CREATIVE!! RIP MR. SUN THO LOLOLOLO XD MESS WITH TUNNER, GET THOSE GUNS!! GOD YOUR HEADCANNONS ARE SO COOL ID BE OPEN TO HEAR ANY MORE OF THEM U COME UP WITH AWESOME IDEAS LIKE HONESTLY THEYRE VERY VERY COOL!! TYSM FOR RANTING ABOUT TUNNER I LOVE TO HEAR PPLZ HCS ABOUT HIM I LOVE HIM TO BITS KEEP UP UR AWESOME WORK TOO DUDE UR AWESOME THANK YOU FOR THE ASK! :-))))

[lil-melody-moon]

hey again babe...sorry to be a pain in the asks, but im too awkward to drop by in ur dms 😭

im the anon who did the 'have ya meet some1 who drinks like moonie' and oh my god....im so so so sorry to hear about ur friend. i didnt get the chance to know her myself, but hell, i suppose she was important to u. was she a good friend? i know how bad alcohol and drugs can affect people and i cant help but feel sorry for her who lost her life bcs of them and for u for losing a friend ❤️‍🩹

i also asked my dad once again bout his experiences with the who so i could give u more details. as some1 who saw everything from backstage as a roadie, he told me (once again) about something real cool that moonie used to do. he used to always drink a lot at home so when he would be performing he would already be drunk, bcs he thought that he was more talented while drunk. dad said that sometimes he was so drunk that he couldnt stay on his feet but never enough drunk to not be able to drum. i guess it was in his blood and were lucky to have had a drummer like him.

most likely ill come around again for more who stories bcs dad has plenty and its a pleasure sharing them with moonies girl, so until we meet again! 💗

That's okay, my dear, the ask box is for leaving asks in it, I have no problem with you leaving anon asks <3

Oh, Anja was one of the best friends I've ever got honestly. Sure, drunkard, addict, but like, she was to me the person who you talk randomly with one day and the second day you're already besties, talking about everything, even the most perverted thoughts because you trust the other person this much. Sure, she was younger than me, but the age doesn't matter in friendships. I knew her for a year, only through tumblr and the funny thing about this whole year was that, that I've prayed for a friend like her and a few days later she suddenly wrote to me. All I can say tho is that she was one of the most kind people I knew, one of the sweetest and I hope that I made that year far better for her <3

Oh, so your dad was a roadie, that explains his knowledge! That is something I heard about, good to have it approved by this point. It also convinces me that Keith's self-confidence was really low, plus the stage fright might have been too big to deal with without alcohol. Oh, Keith, you poor poor drunky. Thanks for the info tho, it's always so nice to hear more <3 "he was so drunk that he couldnt stay on his feet" I saw a few photos of him in that state I think and I did wonder how the fuck was he still standing XD

Alright, I'll be waiting <3 Also if you feel like just asking about something or talk or whatever, ask box is all yours, feel like at home with it - same goes for anyone who wants to do so really <3

[iamthecomet]

Hoot!

(Finally replying, heh)

I honestly really hope that the meds will work too. I‘ll keep on taking the same ones I take now and take the other ones in addition, but they actually benefit? each other (as in, both probably will work better when taken together)

I‘ll most likely start tomorrow, but it will take 4-6 weeks for them to actually make something change. And also my symptoms of like dizziness and headaches will likely get worse at the beginning (this will get better over time tho)

They can also make you feel more suicidal in the beginning (which is because they make you more aware, including more aware of problems) but that also gets better after those 4-6 weeks when the actual effects set in (the new one is a kind of antidepressant)

So like, I’m pretty nervous about that

Yeah, going outside is pretty good but also hella hard to do. Sometimes my friends manage to drag me along, which I very much appreciate (they also need to go slower when we go somewhere by bike because of me, but they do that without ever complaining, for which I’m very thankful).

And you‘re so right. In the past, I’ve sometimes not treated them very kindly because of my insecurities and how I’m scared of being a burden, which is also why I isolate myself a lot, but whenever I feel a little less bad they always welcome me with open arms (they‘re also the reason I can watch movies/series, because 2 of them are so aware of my phobias that they will make me feel safe whenever something triggering happens. It’s literally so damn good, because when I’m watching with them, I can actually enjoy watching without being constantly scared that something triggering could possibly happen)

Also seriously, the way one of them immediately offers her hand for me to squeeze while simultaneously covering my eyes is just the sweetest thing ever

But like, there are other good news I think!

I‘ve been thinking about using a cane for at least months now. I sometimes feel very dizzy, to the point of pre-syncope (even though I never actually fainted before) and especially in the past few days, I feel even more unstable when walking than I usually do. I‘m very scared to go outside, especially on my own and just really don‘t feel safe. And especially during disability pride month, people where explaining what mobility aids can be helpful for what, and dizziness was often mentioned for canes.

And I honestly really think that it would help me a lot, and give me a sense of standing/walking more safely.

I always wanted to wait because I was/am scared that I’m just telling myself all that because I want a cane to get attention.

But my dear ex roommate (and one of the sweetest people alive) actually was like “well if you‘d benefit from it, who cares even if would be partly for attention? What about attention is so bad?“

And I think that they are very right. (They also added that canes do look cool as hell and they are also very right about that. I cannot wait to put stickers all over mine if I actually get one)

So on the next appointment I’ll have with my doctor, I’ll ask her if I can get a prescription for a cane.

Oh god, this got long again. Sorry about that

At least it included a lot of (pretty) positive things I think

At least for me, engaging a lot in fandom content helped me with my post-Ritual depression (as far as it was related to that cause I got regular depression going on as well xD)

But it seems like you‘ve been doing that /pos

~ @owlishanon

Finally digging this out of my drafts SORRY! ♥ I'm so glad things have been looking up! I hope that your meds aren't too hard on you during the adjustment period, and that your side effects are minimal. I'm glad you're friends have been so supportive, and are so good to you. I've probably already said it, but real friends are going to be there for you no matter what--they love all of you (even the not as fun parts) and I'm glad you have some like that. I'm with your ex-roomate on the cane stuff. If it's going to help you, you should do it. Who cares what other people think. If it makes you feel safer, more stable, you shouldn't hesitate to get one. I hope that your conversation with your Dr. about it goes well and you can get one and that it helps! Lots of love to you, I hope things are still going well!

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

This a really simple ond for classic Agni and Estinien. How would Estinien react to coming home late dead as drunk and seeing Raymond the corgi splooting on his side of the bed while Agni is asleep. I am eager what does a drunk Estinien in the wild do when he sees a threat in his territory XD

"Ha! Schtill gotit." Estinien chuckled as he landed on the balcony at his and Agnes's apartment in Radz-at-Han. "Even atter many alesh I schtill gotit." He stumbled slightly and pat the glass table apologetically. "Be schafe, okay? Okay." Need my sausage roll. Need to cuddle with my big, sexy wife. Walking down the hall, he peeked quickly into the nursery and blew a kiss at baby Esme. Once he reached their bedroom, the sight in front of filled him with joy.

For a second.

THAT FUCKING CORGI MINION IS ON MY SIDE OF THE BED?!?!?! I'LL SHOW YOU! Estinien huffed, kicking off his shoes. "I'm the bloody hushband, not you." Soon his clothes were off, and his eyes were locked onto Raymond. Not gonna manhandle this little shit. Agi loves him too much. Picking up the corgi minion, whose face was, as always, full of joy, he set it down on a pile of pillows on the floor that Agi calls his bed. She's too much, my wife is. He nearly tripped before falling GENTLY into bed. Gently. Don't want to wake Agi...

"Love?" His wife whispered, her eyes opening slowly.

SHIT. FUCK. He patted her cheek and grinned. "'S'okay, schweetheart. 'm hoooome." Laying facing her, he booped her nose. "Schoooooooo bootiful."

She giggled, rolling her eyes. "Oh you naughty man. Even when you're drunker than one and a half sailors in Limsa, you still say I'm beautiful."

Wait a second, one and a half sailors? Nevermind. Just focus on her. "'Course I gotta. Bootiful wife, bootiful mutter, bootiful...booty. Booty." He smacked her generous behind gently. "Booty."

"Yes love, I do have a very nice booty. Do you want my bum right up against you?" She asked with the sweetest smile EVER!

Shaking his head, he chuckled. "Nonononono, you're goooood. Good girl...good BIG girl..." He winked, now caressing her upper arm. SO SOFT. MY BIG SOFT WIFE. Just don't say it. Don't say it and be WEIRD. "My biiiiiiiiiig, schoff, wife..." FUCK. "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig, schoff, wife..."

Now laughing heartily, Agnes wrinkled her nose. "Estinien Varlineau, I'm well aware of your adoration of my body, and I never, ever tire of hearing it." She grinned, a hand on his cheek. "So go on then, my grumpy...extremely drunk...dragon, share with me your sweet and highly intoxicated words."

OH FURY TAKE ME SHE WANTS ME TO TELL HER EVERYTHING! "Agi, Agi, AGIIIIIIII, lischten, you got big tittiesh, big assch, big heart, big schoul, BIG SCHMILE...you're the bescht. Bescht schnuggles and cuddlesh and schex. Can' forget that." Never forget sex. NEVER.

"Of course not, love. You should go to sleep. It's late..."

Late. Sleep. Sleep with Agi. My Agi... "Aye, ni-ni my big pretty good girl..."

*** "I SAID WHAT?!?!" Estinien roared the following morning, holding a teething Esme in his arms.

"'My big pretty good girl!' Frankly, it was so adorable!" Agnes giggled as she put the rest of the muffins she baked away. "Gods, you are so adorable when you're drunk. And even sweeter than usual! Oh love, you are simply the best! I'm so lucky..." She sighed happily and staring off into the distance.

A lopsided smile appeared on Estinien's face as Esme gnawed on a finger. I'm the lucky one. You saved me. You love me. You gave us Esme. I'm so, so lucky.

[antarestyl]

...if at a christmas party in candyland, with the flames and skelekids Fellby gave Swabby Hearsey's kiss to get him to chill. The candypeople stop and stare at Swabby, before celebrationg him as the new queen since accepting a Hearsey's kiss means partners forever. And they are super happy, saying how pretty the new queen is and talented and praises rain from the candy for the king and queen. Skelekids are princes now apparently. Reactions?

First and foremost this is the most adorable thing and I kinda made a very embarrassing sound while reading this.

Goddess, I don’t even know how they all react to be honest but I will try. :D

So I think Swabby first. Swabby would be… totally overwhelmed but very very flattered. Like praise about his physical appearance means a lot to him and honestly he would be so flustered and would not know how to react. He would maybe try and thank the candy people. (Also he would flush like deep green for a whole while and be a bit unsure about how Fellby thinks about all of this. And maybe, deep deep down… or well not so deep as all, Swabby would hope that Fellby actually wants this.)

Fellby would like freeze. Totally freeze. Like nope that was not planned at all. There will be a big impulse to flee but also kinda he sort of would not have a problem with Swabby being his queen (also he kinda agrees with most of what is said. Also also Swabby is kinda cute when he is flustered)

Grillby would be happy for the two of them if a bit shocked but also happy that Swabby gets praise like this. Seriously nothing makes him more happy than seeing Fellby and Swabby happy. He just hopes that the two of them would not stay in Candyland and come back with him.

The kids would be DELIGHTED. Like Suny and Papyrus call dips on being flower-children. Also both of them will be totally excited talking about all the most prettiest dresses they would get for Swabby and all of that. (Also totally excited about being princes)Parz would just nod and then insist that he’s makeing the cake. Like nobody else is allowed to do this. Saz would just be happy for Swabby and Fellby. Also he shipped them for a long long time, this kinda just validates his ship. His ship is finally sailing. All things are good. Sans and Pyru would be happy too, congratulating Swabby and Fellby. Pyru would maybe tell Fellby to better threat Swabby right. Sans would make so many wedding puns.

Fellby would still be totally in shock at that point and not knowing how to react. Like at all.

I don’t know if all of this will end in an actual wedding or if Fellby will just grab Swabby, shouting “BOOK IT!” and run away with all of the others.(like back home with Grillby, Swabby, the kids and make them swear to never ever speak of Candyland again. XD)

[grigori77]

Reasons to LOVE Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

It's brand new in cinemas, so there are still plenty who ain't seen it, so if you're among 'em best skip this and just GO SEE IT, it's SO well worth it, genuinely it's one of the best new movies I've seen so far this year. Hope you love it as much as I did!

So, yeah, there you go - SPOILER WARNING, FOLKS!!! If you don't wanna get spoiled, RUN!!!

Still here? Okay, here we go then ...

This really is, UNAPOLOGETICALLY, a comedy. I mean yeah, this is a classic fantasy action adventure in the Willow, Krull or Ladyhawke mold, but it is also very enthusiastically POKING FUN at the classic conventions of the genre ... albeit CLEARLY done with great affection and love for the material, as only the best lampoons can be. So this is more The Princess Bride or Galaxy Quest than Your Highness or Spaceballs ...

Chris Pine is ALWAYS at his best when he's being FUNNY, so he is PERFECT here. Edgin is most definitely a bit of a douchebag, but he's the sweetest, most lovable douchebag you'll ever encounter.

Holga. Literally just EVERYTHING about Holga. She's my favourite character in this, this REALLY IS the best role that Michelle Rodriguez has EVER HAD, if you ask me. She's a total badass, a truly AMAZING FIGHTER, but I love that despite her dour demeanour she's actually quite sweet, gentle and really a great innocent in many ways. She's an absolute cinammon roll and must be protected at all costs.

OH MY GODS!!! All the easter eggs, SO MANY easter eggs ... FAR too many to count throughout, all the references and nods and winks to the game itself, all the spells and races and creatures and stuff ... but I love how the movie NEVER beats you over the head pointing any of it out, it just lets you enjoy it. So the proper fans will get a huge kick out of spotting it all, but casual viewers will just enjoy it as rich worldbuilding colour and flavour.

Seriously though, it's a D&D fan's DREAM!!! Not just the mimic, or the owlbear, or the gelatinous cube! SO MUCH to spot ...

Justice Smith's Simon gets THE CLEVEREST and best introduction in the film, I love the theatre scene, he's SO BAD at this while also simulataneously being really great. Totally sums up this gloriously clunky hot mess of a sorcerer ...

the opening is GENIUS, totally sets the movie up as it means to go on - the parole hearing is a brilliant comedic take on the scene-setting infodump which is brilliantly carried through in the way the movie delivers exposition in a fun way or just lets you absorb it through what's happening in each scene. This is the perfect, TEXTBOOK way to do it.

"That is one pudgy dragon!" LOL

Doric. Just EVERYTHING about Doric. Sophia Lillis' tiefling druid is a wonderful diminutive little action hero, so fiesty and capable. I love her. It's just a shame she's not primary coloured, I'd have loved it even more if she'd been blue, or red ...

The Wildshape Escape! XD Yeah, I love that, that's THE BEST set-piece in the whole movie, definitely, when Doric gets cught out spying and has to shapeshift on the fly to get away, and it all plays out in one immersive single shot that just leaves your heart in your mouth ...

Oh, the Speak With The Dead montage, that is comedy GOLD. Funniest scene in the whole movie. And with added payoff at the end! XD

Rege-Jean Page's Xenk Yendar. Oh boy, that paladin is something else. I love how LITERAL he is, he's like Drax in GOTG but much more intelligent. Y'know when Holga says: "You're not a lot of fun, are you?" to him? She's so wrong. I just wish there was more of him in this ...

The heist! Oh, the heist! So good ... the portal trick, it's great, love the way they did that, and then that HILARIOUS bard illusion distraction - Pine skipping the song like a broken record was just chef's kiss!

That wonderful wibbly-wobbly illusory reality thing whenever Simon tries to atune to the Helm ... wow, that is some spectacularly trippy shit. Granted, twice is fine for terms of pacing, but I could've done with a few more scenes of that, it's fascinating.

Hugh Grant really has just become a MASTER at playing smarmy, slimy duplicitous gits now, hasn't he? Forge is a reprehensible prick and I love it.

I love how they made Bradley Cooper a halfling for his cameo. They're never gonna let him live down the fact that he's now probably best known for playing a two-foot-tall talking racoon so forever after he will be a Short King.

Wow, Daisy Head's Sofina is a CRACKING villain, she's just SO CREEPY!!! I love how coolly menacing she is, a brilliant dark necromantic wizard that just makes your skin crawl. Especially at the end ... IS SHE a lich? Is that what they were doing there?

That whole big action climax, the showdown in the city centre is FIRE!!! It's so amazing, so brilliantly dynamic, with EVEN MORE great easter eggs! Simon and Sofina having an insanely awesome "arm wrestling" bout with Mage Hand versus Earthen Grasp (I think that's the spell, couldn't be sure), oh my gods! So cool ... and then the way they neutralised the threat! Brilliant.

Chloe Coleman's Kira is an absolutely adorable delight, and I think she's ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED in how pissed she is at Edgin for abandoning her. It makes the payoff when they finally make up so much better.

And that resurrection scene at the end? Yeah, sure, I saw that coming a mile off, but it was so well done, and they played it so well, that it was still SUCH a powerful scene even so. Just perfect.

Seriously, they just did this whole thing SO PERFECTLY. It's visually STUNNING, really it just looks AMAZING, and the action sequences are BRILLIANT but always feel entirely necessary for the story, which is how you want to do it. Best of all, though, is THE PACING!!! This is such a quick, breezy film, it just barrels along at a spectacular clip, so it never drags. Mark Kermode is right, even though this is two and a quarter hours long it doesn't FEEL LIKE IT, it feels like a super-trim 90-minute movie.

And it ties everything off nice and neat, too. Sure, there are definitely possibilities for the future, going forward if they make more, but if the movie DOES tank then it's fine, because this really does do a great job about feeling self-contained and telling its own complete story, so if we DON'T get more it won't be too big a disappointment ...

[lovelysugawara]

Haikyuu Boys; a kiss on the nape

A/N: haikyuu!! boys, y/n kissing their nape. idk i just love imagining them with y/n. enjoy ^^

Pairings: Osamu, Atsumu, Suna, Bokuto, Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Tsukishima x reader

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Osamu

-you both are enjoying the afternoon sun while resting at the bench somewhere in the city.

You are both tired of walking because it’s an enjoyable date.

-osamu’s been busy telling you stuff about his restaurant and you’re so happy hearing his voice. It’s been weeks since you last dated, and you really miss him.

-as he continues to tell you stories, you can’t help but suddenly close the gap between you two and grab his right shoulder and kiss his pretty nape.

-and when you look at him, he’s totally blushing and holding his nape.

-“Oh you did that on purpose.” he said and he suddenly grabs you for a formal kiss.

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Atsumu

-it’s his rest day, and you two planned to have some movie date at his own apartment.

-you sitting on the couch and him sitting on the floor and between your legs. You like caressing his grown hair and he seems to enjoy it too.

-he’s wearing a thin white shirt, and it’s really kind of sexy because it’s also fit and you can easily see his toned body. XD

-but what you really like is his nape. You always have this urge to just bite or kiss it. And now that he’s so focused on the movie, you already got the chance.

-you bow a little and then kiss his nape.

-you really enjoy his reactions. Atsumu suddenly stands up, and touches his nape, he looks at you blushing and still shocked.

-”Y/n, you know i’m actually trying so hard not to be so aggressive, but because you did this, i have to make you pay.” he said, with so much hunger in his eyes.

-he suddenly carries you to his bedroom while deeply kissing you.

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Suna

-sleeping together is actually one of your intimate times together with suna.

-hugging each other, kissing from time to time, hearing each other's heartbeats are your happy place.

-suna can sleep longer than anyone which means you actually wake up earlier because you’re already famished.

-looking at your boyfriend, you know he will soon wake up.

-”hey, why aren't you hugging me? I want my personal pillow babe.” he said while he’s a bit sleepy. “I can’t babe, I had to do our dinner. I'm hungry.” ous said despite the fact you wanted to sleep more with him.

-he looks at you with a serious face of rejection, “whatever,” he said and he turns his back from you and he hugs a pillow instead.

-you laugh a little knowing he’s a bit pissed and still sleepy. Just how much time does he need to complete his sleep? Then your attention goes to his exposed nape.

-as payment for him being snobby, you dive in and kiss his nape. Knowing he’s a bit ticklish on that part, you enjoyed seeing him blush as he looks back at you.

-”you are seriously in trouble babe.” he said and then he pulled you back to him. Enjoying the rest of the evening with lots of sweet things with him.

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Bokuto

-while you prepare your dinner, bokuto is busy watching some volleyball matches in the living room. This has been his hobby for quite a long time while waiting for dinner.

-today is one of the MYSB team’s so-called day off, and the two of you had an interesting whole day to date and be with each other.

-you watch him as he enjoys watching a match and he is so engrossed in it and you felt a bit jealous. You wanted to have an intimate time with him but he’s “busy”. While being jealous you can see his wide back and that sexy nape he has while he wears a simple blue fitted shirt. God, he’s so sexy.

-you can’t resist it, and you walk towards him and pretend to just pat his hair. He automatically holds your hands and makes you hug him from behind. You struggle a little to continue your plan, until you manage you kiss his nape, sending little electricity into his body.

-he suddenly looked back, and you can see his blushing face. “y/n, what are you doing?” he said. He stands up and you know he’s not interested in watching anymore.

-you laugh as he hugs you from behind too, and starts kissing your nape too. Your laugh turns into little moans as he didn’t stop those erotic kisses.

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Akaashi

-you are currently studying with akaashi at his house for the upcoming midterms. Going inside his room actually makes you a bit nervous, but you know this is akaashi. He won't do anything weird.

-looking at this man, you feel so lucky to have him as your boyfriend. He’s actually more beautiful than you (than us lmao).

-”are you bored, princess?” he noticed that you’re already daydreaming and not studying. You just pout, “this problem is so hard, I can't continue.” you stand up and go to his side to show your note.

-akasshi’s already looking at your notes, “ah, this one. I’ll show you how. Listen, you should exchange this into this one and find the value of this number…” as he continues explaining the problem to you, your attention is actually drawn to his nape. You remember that he was actually a bit ticklish on that part. And you as a naughty one, you think about doing something to try teasing him.

-a few seconds and your lips are already touching his nape. Akaashi shudders a little bit, and he automatically touches his nape after you kiss him.

-”Y/a, that is a dangerous move! I need to be patient until we graduate, or I can't stop myself.” he said while blushing.

-and you can’t help yourself but giggle at the fact he felt embarrassed saying those words.

-

Kuroo

-you two are quietly sitting on the couch one night and talking random things and all stuff that happens the whole day.

-kuroo tells you things while his head rests on your chest, somehow he likes hearing your heartbeat. And you enjoy it too.

-then suddenly, his phone rings and he has to sit up to answer his call. While he is still on the phone, you can’t help but admire his physique. And you really love his nape, it’s really beautiful and sexy. Since he’s busy, you wanted to tease him a little.

-hugging him from behind which shocked him, you then place your lips on his nape and kiss it. He froze a little, you enjoy his reaction, and you even lick his nape for the final act. He then chuckled a little

-” talk to you later, i have a very naughty cat here, and i have to punish it. Bye.” as he pressed the end button he looked at you, with eyes filled with desire.

-”you naughty kitty.” After he said that, he attacked you with the sweetest and wild kiss ever.

-

Kenma

-You two fight this morning and he chooses to ignore you.

-tired from his stream since this morning, he slipped to your shared bed that night and then hugs you. You can’t help but forgive him, because he’s so cute the way he apologizes now.

-”tired?” you asked him. “Yeah, and i’m sorry for neglecting you on your rest day.” you smiled as you hugged him back. “Yeah, it’s okay. We can have another day off next week.”

-he looks at you, and you know he’s tired and hungry. “Let me reheat the food. You haven’t had your dinner.” you sit up as you get your jacket.

-when suddenly, kenma hugs you from behind and plants kisses on your nape. When you start to moan a little, he then kisses your ear and says “actually, i’m not hungry for food, y/n.”

-and guess who didn’t have dinner tonight. XD

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Tsukishima

-he’s looking at the thermometer and then he looks at you while you are in bed, comforters all over you. “Guess who's the idiot getting a fever in summer?” he then smirked. “Hey, i don’t have a fever, i’m just tired.” You said as he was getting some medicines on the medicine box.

-”yeah right, you’re just tired.” he laughs. “Guess i’ll be staying for today, hmm?” and you couldn’t be happier hearing that. “What about work?” you said. He looks at you and smirks, “i can’t let an idiot like you struggle while having a fever.” you blushed and pout at the same time. “I’m not an idiot.” you said looking away.”

-and true to his words, tsukishima didn’t go to work but stays with you. That afternoon, as you wake up, he’s reading a book sitting on the floor beside your bed. You already felt better after your rest.

-when you suddenly felt the urge to kiss him on his nape which he didn’t complain about. Giving you more access and you pulled him back to bed. He’s now laying beside you.

-”i didn’t know fever will make you this daring, y/n. I hope you know what you’re doing.” he said and he then kisses you.

[wimsiecal]

ok, so my laptop doesn't let me have emojis but like a year ago when i first saw your art and account, you were like, the most intimidating artist ever, in a way. the god of all pinky and the brain/dark pinky art (the first ever dp art i ever saw was yours and i was like, amazed and thought it was the most incredible thing i've ever seen). but like now it's like, you're not that scary anymore, if that makes sense??? idk i'm like shaking rn *sobbing emoji*

Oh my god I'm so sorry idk why tumblr will not tell me when I get asks on this blog what the heck dhdggdsg

Anyway!!! Hdhdhdbbdjdndb

Thank you omg you're the sweetest ever oh my gosh thank you I'm so glad you like my art I don't think it's the most amazing ever but I'm so glad it brings you joy! That's all I ever really wanna do is make people happy you know?

I'm glad it's not as bad now heheh I promise you I'm just a big dork xD

It totally makes sense tho, thank you for telling me!! ^^ you're so awesome dude keep being awesome x3

[bruhstories]

Pet

summary: you're his perfect weapon pairing: karl heisenberg x fem!reader warning & content: master/slave dynamic if you squint, oral sex (male & female receiving), unprotected sex, daddy kink, slightly possessive heisenberg? word count: 1.7k

a/n: it just hit me that the other heisenberg fic i'm working on maaay work as a prequel to this one, so if you're interested in reading that, let me know. happy reading! and @theeerealpunkin, this is for you xD

When you wandered into that junkyard, you were nothing but a helpless little girl, orphaned, battered and bruised, weak and on the brink of death. It was honestly a miracle you made it so far, but he took pity in you, took you under his wing, taught you how to survive in such a cruel world, and turned you into a weapon. A lethal weapon. To the other lords, you were Heisenberg's rabid dog, and no one dared to lay a finger on him while you were there to guard him, but to him, you were his favourite pet. Obedient little thing, you would steal for him, kill for him and die for him, should he ask you to do it. But he never did, and never will, because in his heart, whatever was left of it, he cherished you.

The dynamic you two had was... strange, to say the least. He was your master, and you never questioned his authority, but the difference between you and his mindless minions was that you willingly gave yourself to him, mind, body and soul, no brainwashing needed. Still, Heisenberg knew that, should you ever turn against him, you could kill him without breaking a sweat, so he made sure to show how much he appreciated you, rarely ever treating you badly. In fact, he always considered you his equal, despite your personal choice to submit to him. And he didn't mind. By the gods, he didn't mind it one bit. To see such a powerful being as yourself whimper and writhe under him, begging for more, aching to please him, these things only made Heisenberg adore you. And he couldn't deny he was drunk on the fact that he had so much power over you, someone who could literally destroy him. But what could you do? You loved him. You loved to please him. "Crawl to me, pet." He orders, and you comply, kneeling in the doorway, placing your hands on the floor. You were exquisite, down on all fours, dragging your knees across the cold metal, eyes on him, always on him. You crawl under the table, resting your head on his thigh as he pats you head. "Atta girl. Daddy's had a long day, gonna help me feel good?" You eagerly nod, fingers immediately fumbling with the buckle of his belt. He chuckles, watching you struggle with the damned thing, but he won't lift a single finger to help you. Drool pools under your tongue when you feel how hard he is, and you finally undo the blasted buckle, releasing his cock from its confinements.

"Please..." You whisper, head tilted, breath tickling his glistening tip, but you don't dare to taste him unless he tells you to.

"What's that?"

"Can I have it? Please?"

He would love to humiliate you, but the fact of the matter is that he can't wait any longer.

"Have it all." Heisenberg gives you permission and you don't even thank him, tongue already swirling around the tip of his cock. This isn't the first time you do this, but he just can't get enough of you. He's been with other women before, even after he met you, but none of them were you. You hollow your cheeks, bobbing your head with a frantic pace, sloppily sucking and slurping and moaning. "Fuck, that's right, take it all." Heisenberg pushes your head down, depriving you of air. When he removes his hand, you pull away, gasping for air with teary eyes, but as you lean back, he stops you. "I'm feeling generous today. Get on the table."

You don't question his command, but you can't help but feel slightly confused. It's not unusual for him to fuck you, you just weren't expecting him to do it so soon.

"How do you want me, daddy? Bent over?" You purr, stretching your arms on the table.

"No, no, lay on your back."

Nodding, you turn around, tugging at your skirt and letting it fall to the floor as you lift yourself on the table. Heisenberg removes his leather gloves as you patiently wait, and he finally turns to you, jacket and shirt discarded, planting kisses on your inner thigh.

"I'm feeling very generous today." He sneers before dipping his head between your legs, and you want to protest, but you can't, because you never question him. You feel his tongue dragging over your slit, sending chills down your spine. This is definitely a surprise, since he's never given your pussy this kind of attention, but you can't deny how good it feels, the way he's lapping at your cunt like a famished man, his beard tickling your oversensitive skin. You throw your head back, chanting his name over and over again, thighs trembling from the stimulation.

"F-fuck, 's good! Daddy, this feels so good!" You mewl, your juices mixed with his saliva dripping down your ass. In the heat of the moment, you dare to card your fingers through his salt and pepper hair, hips bucking against his mouth. You can feel his grin against your skin, because no matter how much Heisenberg likes to use you for his own pleasure, he adores to see you break from the bliss. And as much you would love to come on his tongue, you need something to fill your aching cunt. "P-please fuck me, I need to feel you, please please please!" You cry out, propping yourself on your elbows to look at him — and, boy, he looks incredible, with your arousal and his spit dripping down his beard, so focused on making you feel good. Heisenberg pulls away giving your pussy a good slap, which makes you jolt up. He takes a step back, taking a good look at you — legs spread, eyes glossy and lidded, tits out of your half-buttoned shirt — a sight for sore eyes.

"I haven't even fingered you yet. Think ya’ earned it?" He tilts his head and you nod like a broken puppet, pushing your hips closer to the edge of the table.

"Yes, yes, please, daddy! Use me, use my cunt!" You mewl, and he digs his fingers into the plush of your hips, turning you around.

"Act like a bitch in heat, get fucked like a bitch in heat." Heisenberg doesn't hesitate to push his cock between your folds after lifting one of your legs on the table. Inch by inch, he bottoms out, and like a good girl, you throw your head back, mouth agape and tongue poking out.

"Just l-like t-that!"

"Shit, you're so tight." He can't help but be astonished that after so much time of using and abusing your cunt, it always feels like it's the first time. It could be because you're not technically a human anymore, or because he's just so fond of you. When he pinches one of your nipples, you automatically lift your ass, bucking against his hips, clenching around his cock and moaning his name. But the pleasure engulfing your entire body makes it difficult for you to prop yourself on your arms, and so you let yourself fall on the wooden table. Fingers gently brush through your locks before Heisenberg yanks you by the hair, pushing his chest against your back to feel you closer.

"Tell me, Y/N, who do you belong to?" He sneers into your ear, breath fanning over your skin.

"You, I belong t-to you!"

"Good. And there's no way in hell anyone else gets to touch you the way I do."

"N-no one, daddy! I'm yours- oh, fuck! Please, let me see you..."

"You wanna look into my eyes when you come on my cock, you little slut?"

"Mhm!" You can barely speak, his thrusts numbing your brain.

Heisenberg doesn't reply, only pulling out to grant you your wish while turning you around. His elbow pushes your leg to the side, despite not needing to, since you're already eager to take him back in. He slips his cock in with so much ease, and you just know you were made for him.

"Better?" He quirks a brow at you, green orbs burning into your soul.

"Yes, t-thank you!" You don't forget to show him just how much you appreciate his kind gesture, your trembling hand cupping his cheek.

The gesture is so tender that he can't help but sigh at the touch. Heisenberg doesn't want to give you the impression that he cares that much, because if he does — if he cares — you'll only become a weakness. And he can't afford to be weak, can't afford to lose you. The man slaps your hand away, gripping your hips so hard your skin begins to bruise, fucking you deeper, harder, pace so brutal the table begins to slide on the metal floor. The pain you're feeling is nothing compared to the pleasure, and so you wrap your legs around his waist, digging your fingernails into his shoulders, earning a hiss out of him. You can feel your orgasm building up, culminating in the sweetest release. He's close, too, you feel it in the way his cock twitches against your spongy walls, so drag your nails over his skin, pulling him closer to you. He smells of oil, liquor and cigarettes, and it's so intoxicating and addictive you come undone.

"F-fuck, I love you! I love you so much!" You melt under him, muscles relaxing. Your confession has him reach his climax, and with a few final thrusts, he spills his seed into your cunt. Not that it would matter since the parasite that turned you into a weapon made both of you infertile. Heisenberg slowly pulls out, careful not to cause you any discomfort. You're still a quivering mess on his workbench, and he hands you a towel, his way of showing that he cares.

"Does it bother you that I don't love you back?" He lies. You tilt your head, scrunching your nose as you wipe yourself clean.

"Hmmm, no, not really. You are my master, after all, and I'm your pet."

Heisenberg doesn't speak, focused on getting dressed. You're his pet, but you make him want to live another day. You make him want to destroy Miranda and break free. You make him smile, and laugh, and you make him feel human again. He turns on his heels, tucking a few strands of hair behind your ear before planting a soft kiss on your forehead.

"That's right, you're my pet."

[rextasywrites]

if you're still taking requests, can you do one where lady dimitrescu and the reader do it for the first time and the reader is inexperienced 🥺👉👈

omg i went a bit overboard with that fic but it was too hot to stop xD

Warnings: first time, pussy eating, squirting

Her hands stroked over your body, taking in every bit of it. Every roll, every ‘imperfection’ which made you even more beautiful in Lady Dimitrescu’s eyes, nothing was left unseen and unfelt for her. And Christ, this made you nervous. You had never shown anyone your body like this, let anyone be so close to you…

Lady Dimitrescu picked up on your nervousness, stopping with her movements. “Are you feeling alright, little pet?”, she asked with a tilted head, not wanting to make you upset in any way.

“I...uhm…”

“Yeah?”

“I have never had sex before.”

Lady Dimitrescu smiled at your blunt confession, patting your butt carefully, “Oh, little pet, aren’t you the sweetest? So young, naive and untouched. Oh, we will be great lovers, trust me.”, with those words, she leaned into your ear, placing a kiss on your jaw before whispering, “I will show you so many ways of pleasure.”

Her words caused goosebumps to form all over your body, lust taking over you, she was playing you like a fiddle. Like a little instrument between her big hands, she played your body as if it belonged to her.

“Then we will focus on your pleasure tonight, shall we?”, she smiled at your, her fangs slightly visible while she was giving you her sweetest grin. Lady Dimitrescu moved her hands to your hips, pulling you closer against her. “You can always say no and stop. I am not going to force you to do anything. Do you trust me?” “I trust you, Lady Dimitrescu.” “Good pet.”

Lady Dimitrescu licked over her lips, excited to get her late night meal by her bedside. Better said, under her bed. “I will make you feel so good, I promise you.”, she said as she moved between your legs, her hands on your thighs. She spread them slowly, exposing you to her view. Under her touch, your blush worsened, it felt like someone had lit your head on fire. But the cause of your head spinning was just Lady Dimitrescu this time.

“Aren’t you the cutest?”, Lady Dimitrescu said while her fingers trailed from your knees to your inner thighs, leaving a trail of goosebumps and coldness behind. Out of reflex, you arched your back towards the source of the pleasure, egging her on to touch you more. She obeyed to your wish, something so unusual for her to do. “Just relax.”

You tried your best to relax with your heart beating so fast it seemed close to an explosion or leaping out of your throat, wiggling around on the floor. “I try my best.”, you croaked out, not really trusting your voice anymore.

Lady Dimitrescu laid down on her stomach, her head between your thighs. “Let’s explore your body a bit, hm?”, she offered with a gentle smile...and how could you say no to a softness like this? You nodded and the Lady squealed in excitement, her cold breath against your warm pussy. “Here we go...what a sweet pussy you have there, can’t wait to bury my head between it!”

Her words made you groan in pure need. Stop talking! Just eat me out!, you thought to yourself, but keeping them to yourself. Lady Dimitrescu didn’t like being bossed around. “See here? Your clit...aw, it’s already coming out of its hood, you are so turned on!”, she grinned as she flicked a finger over the sensitive nub, making you clench your legs around her body.

A bit of wetness clung to Lady Dimitrescu’s finger so she took it in her mouth, sucking it clean. “Sweet, very sweet... I could get used to your taste, little pet!”, she chuckled, her wet finger dragging along your folds. Every touch made your desire shoot up like wild, and your nervousness was slowly replaced by pure need.

“So wet...I have had a lot of lovers in my life, but no one has been as wet as you are right now!”, Lady Dimitrescu praised you, her finger circling over your entrance for a few seconds before pushing in. “And so tight! Oh, we are going to have so much fun with my toys!”, she muttered as her finger slowly pushed deeper inside of you, reaching to your cervix. You whimpered when she touched it, and Lady Dimitrescu instantly pulled back. “You alright?”

“Yes, that was just...a bit uncomfortable. Don’t do that again?”

“As you wish, my pet.”, she said, making a note in her mind that you didn’t like that kind of roughness at the moment. So instead of going deeper, the next time she pushed in her fingers, she kept it on the short leach, pushing against your walls instead. And there was this point…

“You feel this, my pet? That’s your g-spot. It will make you feel even better, trust me.”, she smiled and leaned in to finish her work. By this time you were soaking the bed sheets under her touch, kind of embarrassed by how turned on she made you...and kind of turned on by it too. Her finger against your g-spot brought you a whole new kind of pleasure, burning in your middle like a forest fire out of control.

Lady Dimitrescu pressed her lips against your clit, tasting your sweetness once more as she tugged and sucked on the little nub. By now you couldn’t stay silent anymore, moaning softly as you buried your hands in the Lady’s hair, pressing her further down between your legs.

All the edging and the fact that you hadn’t had an orgasm since like forever, your climax was approaching faster than you would have liked. The knot inside of your stomach tightened, and Lady Dimitrescu could feel the difference under her touch. You were wetter and tighter out of the sudden, and how well she knew those signs. “Cum for me, little pet”, she muttered against your pussy before she connected her lips to your clit again.

And you did. By all gods, you did. The orgasm was different than any you have felt before, taking over your whole body. Your legs tightened around Lady Dimitrescu’s body, tensing up to the toes. You had to hold onto something so you tugged on her hair while your juices squirted out of you and into her mouth, Lady Dimitrescu lapping them up with great eagerness.

“How sweet you are!”, she smiled while removing herself from your death grip, watching the afterwaves of your orgasm rolling through your body. “You know what little pet? You deserve a break, ‘cause that was a hard orgasm! But later, I will let you get to know my toys...ever heard of the brand ‘Bad Dragon’?”

[kirausamaria]

I got you all for myself (Stolitz fanfic).

Another silly and fluffy Stolitz’ tk fanfic I wrote. Hope some other better fanfic writers will write their owns because my brain is getting dry  XD. Cheers!

Usually Blitzo would have sex with Stolas until dawn. It was kind of amazing that both of them could last that long, but after waiting for a whole month for their next encounter it was kind of expected that they were so sexually charged.

Blitzo had been thinking about talking with Stolas about meeting more often at night, but he was kind of hesitant to do so. He didn’t want to look too needy, or look vulnerable in front of him. His heart wasn’t completely opened to Stolas yet, but he recognized he enjoyed their time together.

‘Are you going to untie me now darling?’, Stolas asked with a flirty tone. His wrists were still tied to the higher part of the bed, allowing him to stay seated but unable to put his arms down.

‘Not yet. I plan to finish up my cigarette’, Blitzo replied while smoking on the other side of the bed. ‘I won’t give you any this time’, showing Stolas his tongue jokingly.

‘Or perhaps’, Stolas said, ‘you enjoy looking at me like this, am I wrong Blitzy?’. He smiled at Blitzo, making him cough because of the sudden statement.

‘God damnit Stolas! Do you want me to cause a fuc*ing fire over here? I almost let the cigarette fall on the bed!’

‘Well, is that a yes, then?’ Stolas continued with his teasing.

‘Could you stop with all that crap already?’, Blitzo answered while poking Stolas’ side several times, making him giggle. ‘You won’t want to keep bothering me while still being tied like that’.

‘And what if I keep going Blitzy? Am I making you blush?’ Stolas winked at him in a sexy way, predicting what it would happen if he did.

‘Ok, I warned you, time for you to be punished for being such an annoying bird!’ Blitzo put the cigarette down, sat behind Stolas and started scratching his ribs.

‘Ahahahaha!, Blitzy, please, hahaha!’

‘Don’t give me that sh*t now! You started this, now suck it up!’

‘Both my hands are tied up! This isn’t fair, hehehe!’

‘Maybe, but I enjoy torturing you so who cares?’

Blitzo then started tickling Stolas’ underarms, making him squirm frantically and trying to get away, but he could only lift on his legs a little on the bed.

‘Ahahahaha! Not there! I’m begging you!’

‘You can’t tell me what to do, even as a Prince! I can do anything I want to you’, Blitzo said while smiling mischievously at him. ‘What about this, I will tickle you on your favorite spot so you’ll stop complaining, what do you think?’.

‘Oh no, nohohohoho!’, Stolas answered between giggles as Blitzo’s wiggling claws were getting closer and closer to his neck. Blitzo knew this kind of teasing was making him laugh more. Stolas just prepared for the attack, closing his eyes and trying to cover his neck with his arms while snickering.

When Blitzo’s claws touched his neck, Stolas let out a very loud squeal followed by cute giggles. Blitzo wasn’t wrong, Stolas neck was really sensitive and even when being kissed and nibbled there was unbearably ticklish for him, he would enjoy every second of it, as he never tried to put Blitzo away and still exposed his neck to him while getting on.

‘Ahahaha! No! Stahahahahap! Dohohohon’t use your claws! Just use your lips as you always dohohoho!’.

‘My lips, huh?’, Blitzo said while smiling at the cute owl prince. ‘Can’t see why not. Well, you asked for it!’. Blitzo then proceeded to get close to Stolas neck for what seemed to be a kiss, but ended up being a strong and loud raspberry  on the crook of his neck.

‘NOHOHOHO! AHAHAHAHA! Not like that! It 's too much!’

‘Sorry, still not done!’. Blitzo then blew up a raspberry on the other side of his neck, while nuzzling on his feathers in order to make the tickling stronger.

‘AHAHAHAHA! *hic*, AHAHAHA! Pleaseee, I can’t take it!’

‘Oh, don’t come up to me with that sh*t!  You can get away from this whenever you want to! Who’d believe such a powerful royalty demon could be converted into a puddle of giggles so easily!’

Blitzo wasn’t wrong. Stolas was a very strong demon who could easily beat almost anyone without any effort, but being dominated by his beloved top imp Blitzo was too tempting for him to run away from, and being tickled silly from time to time wasn’t that bad. Stolas not trying to untie himself and letting Blitzo to do as he pleased was really a big sign of trust.

‘AHAHAHA *hoot*, HAHAHAHA! *hoot* *hic*’

‘Ha, you have started with the hooting, haven’t you? God, what would your enemies do to you if they knew you are this ticklish? You would be so done!’,Blitzo then hugged Stolas’ waist with his legs from behind in order to restrain him even more and drilled his fingers into his ribs.

Stolas started squirming harder, melting into laughter to the point of tearing up. Blitzo then scratched an underarm with one claw and the neck with the other. It was then when Stolas started begging for real.

‘BLITZY, PLEASEHEHEHEHE! STOP RIGHT NOW! I CAHAHAHAN’T BREATHEHEHEHE!’

‘Alright alright, I’ll stop. Hope you learned your lesson!’ Blitzo got down from Stolas and untied him. Stolas just let himself fall completely into the bed still giggling and cleaning up his tears with the bedsheets.

‘Hehehehe *hic*, oh my, that was a little too much Blitzy! I’m crying now!’

‘As you deserve it! I would make you suffer for much longer but I got tired of listening to your cute owl voice so I’d rather forgive you this time’.

Stolas suddenly stopped giggling.

‘What?’

         ‘What what?’

‘What did you just say?’

         ‘About what?’

        ‘Do you think my voice is cute?’

Blitzo just then realized what he had said, and of course he tried to deny it.

‘What? I didn’t! Why would I say that?!’

‘That’s exactly what you just said!’

‘That’s not true, F off!’

Stolas then hugged him from behind then and softly whispered on Blitzo’s ear:

‘Please Blitzy, let me hear it...tell me you love my voice’.

Blitzo shuddered from the tingling sensations entering his ear, he squirmed trying to escape Stolas’ teasing.

‘You jerk! Let me go!’

‘Why? Is this making you blush? Does my voice fluster you that much?’, Stolas said while giggling.

‘Shut up! That’s not it!’, Blitzo replied. He didn’t want Stolas to realize how flustered he was. Also, Stolas’ soft voice was too close to him, to the point of tickling him. He tried to avoid any giggling but it was hard to achieve with his cute boyfriend teasing him.

‘Don’t you love when I’m this close to you like this?’,Stolas continued, now kissing the nape of Blitzo’s neck. That was the final straw: Blitzo left some giggles come out and that just made Stolas more enthusiastic about teasing him.

‘Please, Stolas! Stop! It feels weihihihird!’

‘Oh, is my cute little imp’s neck ticklish too? You’re so adorable!’ Stolas knew that teasing Blitzo messed up with him more than he would ever admit, so he just kept going until he was able to make him confess.

‘Are both my voice and kisses making you melt Blitzy? Oh, you’re so giggly and blushy right now’.

‘Shuhuhuhut up! Just stop already!’ Blitzo wasn’t yelling in anger or anything, he was just laughing at this point, so he wasn’t intimidating at all. Then Stolas tried something else to break him: he started caressing Blitzo’s ribs with his claws just enough to be ticklish. Blitzo doubled the efforts to escape.

‘Nohohoho! Not the ribs!’

‘Why is that? I know here is your favorite tickle spot Blitzy, you laugh your heart out every time’, Stolas said, still whispering in his ear.

‘That’s not truhuhuhue! Stahahahahap, it tickles!’

‘What if I tell you I can make you more ticklish than this?’, Stolas replied in a flirty way. Then he moved Blitzo on a way half of his body was out the bed and hanging, while pinning his legs so he couldn’t stand up and reach him with his arms because of gravity. Blitzo started begging while giggling nervously.

‘Dohohon’t you dare Stolas!’

‘You know what you need to say to make it stop, darling’.

Then the torture began: Stolas started tickling Blitzo’s torso from the waist down to his ribs. Sometimes he would scratch, other times he would dig his claws on him. Blitzo couldn’t lift his arms high enough to stop it.

‘AAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE DOHOHOHON’T! I’M GONNA DIE!’

‘Of course not, I would never do anything to hurt you my cute Blitzy. I just love you so much!’,Stolas cooed while scratching his underarms.

‘YOU F***ING A**HOLE! JUST WAIHIHIHIT UNTIL I’M FREE!’, Blitzo let out a scream followed by a loud laugh. Tears started to form in his eyes.

‘Oh, but you’re not free now, I got you all for myself sweetie’, Stolas replied while his fingers scattered on Blitzo’s full torso.

‘GOHOHOHOD DAMNIT STOOOOLAS! STAHAHAHAHP!’

‘Just repeat what you said and I’ll stop’, Stolas answered  and started nibbling and munching on Blitzo's side while still using his hands on his neck and one of his underarms. ‘Will you please say it for me?’

‘ALRIHIHIHIGTH, ALRIHIHHIHIGHT, I’LL FUHUHUHU*ING SAY IT! I LIKE YOUR VOICE! I LOVE TO HEAR WHEN YOU SING OR LAUGH AT MY JOKES! JUHUHUHUST STOP IT ALREADY!’

Stolas finally stopped. Blitzo was so exhausted he was unable to get up by himself so Stolas lifted him up, put him on his lap and hugged him while was still catching up his breath and giggling.

‘That’s one of the sweetest things you have ever said to me!’, Stolas said while squeezing the living hell out of Blitzo.

‘Please let me breathe, I’m about to pass out!’

‘Oh, sorry, did I go a little too far?’, Stolas said in an innocent tone  while trying to hold up his laughter for watching Blitzo so flustered and tired to the point of not fighting his hug.

‘You know what you were doing you jerk! God damnit, I’m crying too’.

Stolas covered him in a softer embrace and whispered to him: ‘I love you so much Blitzy’. Blitzo’s face got red, but he didn’t give any smart a*s comeback, he just slowly put his arms around Stolas’ waist. They stayed like this in silence for a whole minute.

‘Hey, do you want to go out somewhere and get some coffee? It’s a nice day to go outside and the leaves are already changing color’, Stolas said while caressing Blitzo’s cheeks with his hands.

‘Alright, but if you try to tickle me in public you’ll go literally thought hell when we go back home, I warn you’.

‘Understood’, Stolas replied while rubbing his cheek on Blitzo’s face, making him blush more.

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His Dark Materials - Season 2 Episode 7 *FINALE* (Thoughts and Rambles)

We have a LOT to unpack here oh my god oh my god

When I say I was screaming and yelling during the episode, I mean I was LITERALLY screaming and yelling

This post is mostly screeching and capital letters, you’ve been warned

“So cold” “life or death meant nothing” - well shit. Accurate description of a Spectre attack damn

I didn’t know what those creepy noises were at first and I was sat here absolutely TERRIFIED because it was creepy as fuck. Then I realized it was cliff ghasts because they said something that I recognized from the book and I was like “oh shit”

Pan and Will talking is the sweetest omg

The fact that Pan told him that Lyra thinks he’s as brave as King Iorek Byrnison :’)

“She’s the best friend I’ve ever had” “You’re her best friend too” - STOP, MY HEART

Lyra was awake and heard the whole conversation :3

“I’m no longer an aeronaut” :( “I’m an insect” - LMAO

Hester and Lee’s banter remains my favourite thing and now it’s bittersweet tbh...

“You could never be an insect, Lee” “Okay, hare” - bless them

Marisa finding where Lyra was staying and then finding Lyra’s coat?? And crying with it pressed to her face?? :’(

In case I haven’t mentioned it already, I am incredibly gay for the witches/their aesthetic/costume. Absolutely beautiful queens, all of them

Oh hi, it’s Mary and the two kids!

The fact that Mary helped them find their adults :’)

Also, “We like you miss” - BLESS

I’m kind of confused as to whether the blue flower petals are important or if it’s just her smelling them? IDK

“I’m close to my father, it’s time I found him” - OOF OKAY UMM ARE YOU SURE

“I let my best friend down” - Noooo Lyra, no you didn’t! :( Your dad is a terrible parent and killed him, that’s not your fault!

“Maybe this is how I let you down” - Well done, Asriel and Marisa, you’ve fucked up a perfectly fine child is what you’ve done

Will telling Lyra that she hasn’t let him down :3

That witch turning up because she was trying to warn Marisa about the spectres, only for Marisa to torture and kill her... oof

FUCKING MONKEY I CAN’T DECIDE HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM

“She’s MY daughter” - Okay, damn, lady...

“EVE. She’s the mother of all” - OH FUCK YOU TOLD HER. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

THE SPECTRE ATE HER DÆMON OMG NO THIS IS HORRIFYING WTAF

Seriously, the way the witch went so grey and lifeless and just fell to her knees and down... Urgh, my stomach is turning

Just when I thought I hated the monkey again, he starts whimpering because he’s afraid of the Spectres :(

“Stop whimpering” - DAMN MARISA YOU ARE A STONE COLD BITCH HUH

Pan being the damn voice of reason and telling Lyra they should stay with the witches like yes, Lyra, listen to him for once!!!

Okay but why are the Magisterium soldiers lowkey dressed like German soldiers from one of the World Wars???

I’m not really surprised that BBC left out the detail of Ruta and Asriel fucking when she found him to be honest XD

So the witches think that the Æsahættr is a person but it’s actually the KNIFE. AND THEY DON’T REALIZE. RUTA YOU DON’T NEED TO GO ANYWHERE, IT’S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

“...That’s not my dæmon.” “Run.” - OH SHIT OKAY MY WHOLE BODY JUST TENSED UP

So umm Lee got shot and FUCK NO FUCK NO I’M NOT READY FOR THIS EMOTIONALLY THANKS

I LITERALLY DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN OKAY

“You’re either with me or against me” Umm he’s your dæmon?!?!

THE WAY SHE SCREAMED AT HIM OH MY GOD SHE’S FUCKING TERRIFYING HOLY CRAP

“What are you frightened of?” - oh, I don’t know, Marisa, maybe because YOU FUCKING SCREECHED AT HIM. MAYBE HE’S FRIGHTENED OF YOU

Also I love the detail of Marisa getting onto her hands and knees, sort of crouching and mirroring the monkey’s body language. I just love the parallel

The way the monkey flinched from her when she went to touch him omg :( No dæmon should be THIS afraid of their person (or at all?!?!)

Honestly, I find this series’ portrayal of Marisa fascinating tbh

“We have to do whatever it takes to keep her safe” - Umm, like maybe drugging her and hiding her in a cave for months? 🤔

Also in case I didn’t say this before, the fact she has complete control of the Spectres is fucking scary and always has been from the very first time I read the books

Okay so Lee is fully aware that he’s going to die if he stays behind but he does it because he knows that it’s the best chance of making sure that Lyra ends up under the knife’s protection (because Jopari will find her). All Lee wants is for Lyra to be safe and that hurts my heart so much, he loves this child so much :’(

“I love that little girl like a daughter” - LEE STOP MY HEART IS ALREADY BREAKING AS IT IS

NO NO NO NO I AM NOT AND NEVER WILL BE READY

Oh hey Red PAN-da (sorry I know I keep repeating that joke but honestly LOOK AT HIM)

“Once I change, you’ll stop changing” - OH SHIT. So we’re having THAT conversation then

“What do you think you’ll be?” “A flea I hope” - LMFAO I LOVE IT

“Is it Will that’s changing you?” “I think” - FORESHADOWING FOR AMBER SPYGLASS ANYONE?!

All the meanwhile, while Lee is dying and shit is going down, Ms Mary Malone is just chilling in a cave on a mountain by a waterfall, just reading

I literally struggled to watch Lee’s final scenes. I literally didn’t want to watch it because I cried reading it in the book, and I knew I’d be the same here

The fact that Lee HATES taking away people’s lives but he says “it’s theirs or Lyra’s”... I love him. He loves her so much.

“Think about anything, think about bacon!” - LMFAO I LOVE YOU HESTER YOU ABSOLUTE GEM

THE BULLET CLIPPED HIS SCALP AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK 

“This is my fault, isn’t it?” - NO HESTER NO DON’T YOU DARE BLAME YOURSELF DARLIN’, YOU ARE THE BEST AND WE LOVE YOU AND LEE LOVES YOU

I do this everytime I read the book and I did here even though I know what happens, but I was praying mentally that maybe Serafina would reach Lee in time... just maybe...

I’m really sitting here crying over Hester and Lee on a Sunday night, love that for me

Hester limping :(

“Don’t you go before I do” - FUCK YOU BBC AND PHILIP I’M SOBBING MY EYES OUT

“Oh how far we flew” - STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW I SWEAR-

I literally yelled and cried out “NOOO” when Hester faded away and Lee died. I am so upset even though I KNEW it was coming. I am literally not okay.

Oh god no Will, now is not the time to be walking away from Lyra and that witch 

Also why is that witch asleep on guard?? Come on, love, do better, it’s not like these are the two most important children in all the universes.... 

To be fair to Marisa, I’d feel pretty invincible if I were climbing up a mountain while the Spectres were guarding me/on my side

WILL AND JOHN FINALLY MET AHHHH

“I was told I’d find my father here”  - YEAH AND THAT’S HIM WILL ASDFGHJKL;

I’m low-key disappointed that there’s no brawl between Will and Jopari here. Like they instantly recognize each other and... hmm. I know there has to be changes but still.

“Your mother, Will, where is she?” - Awww. John really didn’t stop loving her :’)

“My son... is the Knife Bearer” - oooooohhhhhhh

“You have a dæmon” - that’s right, Will. Don’t worry, you’ll get one next season

The way I audible went “oh shIT” when Mrs Coulter found Lyra fast asleep. Like I said, I knew what was going to happen but STILL

I’m not really surprised that those Spectres killed the witch who was supposed to be guarding Lyra and Will tbh like that’s what happens when only ONE witch guards two teenagers and that witch falls asleep

The way that Lyra panicked when she woke up and saw her mother stroking her cheek omg 

Off topic but I’ve only just realized that Jopari has a fucking man-bun LMFAO OKAY

The fact that Jopari tried to get back to Will and Elaine but couldn’t will always hurt me

“And you chose these people over your family?” - I MEAN-

“I’ve thought about you every day.” - Awww

So John tells Will that he has to go to Asriel and bring him the knife, and he tells him all about the war that’s coming and I have LITERAL chills because I’m so ready

“And then we go home?” “... And then we go home.” - RIP MY HEART OUT, IT WOULD HURT LESS

“I’m not strong enough” - yes you are, Will! I promise you, you are! And Jopari says, “Both of us were brought here” - exactly! You were brought there for a reason by fate or whatever you want to call it!

“Your duty was to be my father” - WILL REALLY CAME FOR HIS DAD LIKE THAT I GUESS

“Look what you’ve become without me” - Oh my god, just when I thought I wasn’t going to cry again

JOPARI HUGGING WILL, SEEING THE SOLDIER AIMING, AND THEN PUTTING HIMSELF BETWEEN THEM SO HE TOOK THE BULLET INSTEAD OF WILL ASDFGHJKL;

So in the book, Jopari is killed by a scorned witch who had once asked him to be her lover, but he had turned her down (because of Elaine and Will obviously), and she kills Jopari in front of Will and then he kills her (I think?). But here it’s just a soldier leftover from the Lee vs Magisterium fight, so... yeah. Kind of a little peeved about the change personally but whatever I guess.

“The night is full of angels, they will guide you now” - AHHHHH

Also, might just be me, but maybe that line would have been slightly more impactful if the scene had taken place at night

This show really said “fuck healthy parental figures” I guess

Except Will’s mum, she’s the best and if anything were to happen to her we’d all riot

SAYAN KÖTÖR FADING AWAY NOOOO I HATE SEEING DÆMONS DIE

Okay, last little gripe, but I just wanted to say that in the book, Will doesn’t realize it’s his dad until literally the last second before his dad dies - like they both realize and then BAM, Jopari is killed. And while I do love the father-son reunion, I am kind of annoyed by the change because it was such a huge punch in the gut in the book that Will searches for so long for his dad, only to lose him the second he finds him.

Serafina finding Lee’s body and kissing his forehead was yet another punch in the gut, thanks Pullman/BBC/BadWolf

The fact that Will had to bury his dad :(

Also, WILL WEARING JOPARI’S JACKET OH MY GOD MY HEART

Oof that shot of his amputated fingers...

So the narration, when it started I thought it was Jopari at first, like from one of his letters... but then as it continued, I went “hang on”, and then I said outloud “wait, is that ASRIEL?!”

DID MARISA REALLY PUT LYRA IN A FUCKING TRUNK?!? BITCH ARE YOU OKAY?!?

Will putting his hood up like his dad did just hits differently

Okay so um ASRIEL HI I WASN’T EXPECTING TO SEE YOU THIS SEASON OH MY GOD THE SCREAM I LET OUT

HIS MONOLOGUE BY THE WAY IS FUCKING ART AND A MASTERPIECE BUT I WAS TOO BUSY CRYING OVER JAMES MCAVOY TO WRITE THE WHOLE MONOLOGUE DOWN

Oh, hi Stelmaria!

It always makes me scream that this man is not only Lord Asriel now but he’s also fucking Mr Tumnus and MOTHERFUCKING BILL DENBROUGH LIKE HOW IS THIS MAN INVOLVED IN SO MANY OF MY FANDOMS?!?

ANGELS ANGELS OH MY FUCKING GOD-

“We stand with you, Asriel Belacqua” - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“Let us prepare for war” - FUUUUUUUUCK

(I was deadly serious when I said this was just me screaming and crying by the way)

I’m still reeling over the fact that Marisa put her daughter in a fucking trunk. Like I get you can’t exactly carry a drugged child about in the open but Jesus Christ, love, really?!?

Also Ruth Wilson / Marisa Coulter in a headscarf? *chef kiss*

The way that the screen went to black as she put the lid on the trunk down - SHIT OH SHIT GOOSEBUMPS

THE CREDIT SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT HAS FUCKING ANGELS NOW I’M-

I WASN’T EXPECTING THE POST CREDITS SCENE OH MY GOD

ROGER?! ROGER! IT’S ROGER I’M NOT OKAY-

BBC YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THAT ON US LIKE THAT FUCK-

“What is this place?” - I’M SCREAMING SO LOUD I CAN’T HOLD IT IN

For anyone unaware, the reason I’m screaming so loud over the post-credits scene is because in TAS, while Lyra is drugged and in a groggy sleep, she has these visions of Roger talking to her from the Land of the Dead, which then later leads to her and Will actually GOING to the Land of the Dead and... well, the rest is even HUGER spoilers but YEAH I’M NOT OKAY.

Honestly, I’m just so happy and emotional because I’ve been waiting over a decade for a decent adaptation of not only NL but for TSK and TAS too, and we’re 2/3 there now. Just one more book/series to go... I wish we could have it now. I really hope that filming for the final one starts ASAP because if we have to wait two years just to see the conclusion to this series, I might cry.

This series is so amazing, and this season especially has been so incredible to watch. It’s been the highlight of my week for seven weeks, and I have no idea what I’ll do with my Sundays now that it’s over. I’ve asked for the DVD for S2 for my birthday already (since it comes out 29th December and my birthday is 13th January... just saying), and words can’t describe how much I do love this series. I know it sounds hollow since I say it about so many things I’m into, but this was such a huge part of my childhood and it’s one of my favourite fantasy series of all time. It’s truly one of the most incredible pieces of literature and now it’s making for incredible television... I love it so much.

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Stripper Dear 4 (Mini Series) Various X Marie OC

[Hello My Sexy Readers,  I am here with a new chapter this one has Vale and Stolas fight shortly. And VOX? Yup and now this is more than just two after Marie and now it is various X  OC please enjoy]

[Side Not this was pre written weeks ago and now it is a day late that is on me Epicnessqueen and not my stunner co author)

(No one's POV)

Valentino shoved stolas through a wall and Stolas jump back out the two began to fight. But unlike Valentino stolas was holding back as he did not want to hurt Marie by our flat killing Valentino even though he wanted the overlord dead. Stolas could not die by a simple overlord no it would take an angelic weapon to kill Stolas that is when Valentino pulled out a angelic pistol and Marie pushed Stolas out of the way getting shot in the arm but the holy water poison began to seep into her and she fell on the floor vomiting black substance. The two were frozen

They stood there before Stolas grabbed her, picking her up in his arms and running out to a hospital, Val not much further behind as they were beyond terrified for her.

It took a few days before she awoke as she heard someone in the room as she saw Flowers.

"Val..?" She groaned only to see Val

"Sorry sugar Val has been banned from the hospital he put your doctor through a wall." Vox says. "But he bought your favorite flowers. You know the ones that are illegal in canada? The hospital would not let him bring them in, he put him through the wall they are planted in the garden though. So he got blue roses. He knows you like the blue ones that grow natural different shades of blue."

He sets them in a vase. "He remember..." She says.

"Yeah." Vox says and sits on the bed. "Why did you defend stolas babe? It was a angelic bullet. It nearly killed you."

"He is my friend." She tells him and takes his hand.

(Vox's POV)

"that's one thing I don't understand about you Mar. You care about people. People who don't take care of you." I said placing some fast food down

She smiled and pulled out a huge burger and instantly dived in. "Thank you." She says around a mouthful of food.

When Val did that it was disgusting but with her it was cute. I take out mine and eat as well. However I kept looking over at her. If Val really wanted to, he'd come in despite the ban. She looked at me as she suddenly placed her hand on mine. "How's Vark doing?"

"He is doing good though he misses you, I was going to sneak him in but the nurs-" I did not get to finish as their was screams in the hall way and then Vark came running in hitting his face into the open door before shaking his head and jumping on the bed gently knocking me off. "Baby!" I say as I land on my ass.

(XD Oh we have dopey Vark XD)

(Oh my god so dopey)

(XD But we love him XD)

I look up at him as he circled on the bed before sitting on her lap as she let out a dramatic groan before rubbing his head.

"Oh Vark you knocked your daddy off." She giggled.

He just panted his tongue out of the side of his mouth and he looked at me with not a care in the world.

"He is okay my fault I told him we were seeing mama and no one can stop him from seeing mama." I say standing up

She smiled pulling him close to her as his tail wagged. "Yes, my dopey little baby huh?" She asked.

He pants happily and licks her face. He was the sweetest little thing. He always cheered her up and he was my baby and her baby as well.

"...I.. don't know how to feel Vox." She said softly.

"Huh?"

"...perhaps..I should leave Valentino.."

"I think you should." I say and sit down next to her once Vark settles. "He keeps you locked away in the mansion tells you what you can wear gets jealous hurts you it is all signs of a toxic abusive man. You can stay with me. We will check you out today and you can stay in my guest room."

"You mean it?" She asks me.

"Of course, it will also make Vark hap-" She cut me off and pulled my face into her chest hugging me and I blush darkly. Oh gosh! Best Day Ever!

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter done, we hope that you all enjoyed and sorry this one was not sex but hey they all cannot be sex! Anyways stay sexy my friends!]

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Strip

Fandom: The Witcher

Pairing: Lambert/Aiden

Rating: E

Masterlist

a/n:  No specific request here, but have had hella encouragement from a bunch of new friends of what exactly went on here XD

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Warnings: SMUT. male masturbation, vouyerism, slight dom/sub, come marking

Modern AU. Lambert has a...surprise for Aiden when he gets home.

    Aiden rounded the corner and pushed open the bedroom door, ready to kick off his shoes and flop onto the bed. However, he was instead greeted by a much more enticing sight. Lambert was standing at the window, looking out, his arm propped up on the frame as raindrops pelted the glass. Lambert was shirtless, his broad shoulders tapering down to his thinner waist, and he wore his comfy black sweatpants low on his hips. As Lambert turned ‘round, Aiden spotted a flash of red at his hip, but only just a glance. 

    “You’re home early,” Aiden said, setting down his bag and toeing his shoes into the corner. “I thought you’d be gone well into the night.”

    “Rain cancelled the plans; wouldn’t be safe to hunt in all this.” Lambert shrugged, crossing the room to stand before Aiden. He set his hand on Aiden’s shoulder and carefully ran it down his arm. “Were you looking forward to a night alone?”

    “I’d much rather have you here, you know that.” Aiden pushed up on his toes and gently pecked Lambert’s nose, which scrunched when Aiden pulled away. Lambert’s skin was warm and soft as Aiden’s fingers danced over his waist, just barely brushing over the coarse dusting of fluff that trailed over Lambert’s stomach. 

    Lambert’s hands stopped his roving, pulling them up to his lips with a dark look in his eyes. His cheeks flushed as he pressed a kiss to the pads of Aiden’s fingers, just enough to draw a smirk from him. “I got a present for you…”

    Aiden’s eyes lit up and his smile turned wide, running his fingers over the stubble accumulating on Lambert’s jaw. “And what might it be, love?”

    “I want to show you,” Lambert murmured low in Aiden’s ear, “but you need to promise me something…”

    Aiden quirked his brow and sauntered half a step back. “Promise you what?”

    “You can’t touch me...or yourself, until I say.” 

    Aiden bit his lower lip with a quick downward glance, spying the beginnings of the sweetest bulge he had ever had the great pleasure of knowing. He thought for a moment before nodding, backing up and moving to sit on the edge of their bed. Lambert stopped him though, his hand extended palm up to him. 

    Lambert’s voice was barely more than a whisper, but still confident in his wants for their evening together. “How do you feel about kneeling?”

    Aiden dropped to his knees in less space than a heartbeat and watched the groan pull up Lambert’s chest at the sight of his lover kneeling before him. He ran his hand through Aiden’s hair, mussing his dark curls around with a tender touch. “You let me know if you need to get up, alright?”

    Aiden nodded. “I will, just please Gods take off your pants.”

    Lambert chuckled and backed away, just outside of Aiden’s reach. He thumbed the edge of his waistband, running the soft, age-worn fabric between his fingers. The stretchy elastic just barely dipped down, offering another glimpse of red strings tied across his hips, but he soon drew his hands back, running his palms up over his stomach and over his nipples. Aiden felt more than heard the hitch in Lambert’s breath as he watched him, Aiden’s own cock starting to fill in his trousers. 

    “F-fuck, you’re...Gods, you’re such a tease,” Aiden breathed as he fought off the urge to palm himself through his jeans. 

    Lambert smirked as he spun around, facing the window once more. “Well, I did learn from you…” Lambert’s thumbs ran around his waist once more, pulling the sweats down enough to see the strings pulled taught over his pert asscheeks, and suddenly Aiden’s brain caught up with his eyeballs as he connected the dots. 

    “Is that a fucking thong?” Aiden barely choked out, wanting so desperately to lunge forward and tear those damned pants off with his teeth. 

    “Sure is. Pretty comfortable too.” Lambert glanced over his shoulder, finding Aiden still kneeling right where he left him, hair disheveled and flushed a very pretty pink from the high planes of his cheeks down to the little peek of his chest he could see through the unbuttoned top of his work shirt. Aiden’s fingers were fidgeting where they rested atop his knees, clearly itching to touch. “You’re sitting so pretty for me, kitten. Just how I asked.”

    Aiden audibly keened at the praise, his eyes closing for a brief moment as he let the wave of euphoria wash over him. “I...can I see? Please, Lambert...you’re ju-hnnnng-”

    Aiden’s train of thought went completely off the rails as Lambert spun around with his pants pulled down just enough to show the panties in their full glory, bright red and lacy and hiding almost nothing, already stretched and full of Lambert’s soft cock, though Lambert could feel the stirrings of arousal pulling desperately at his core. Aiden’s hand shot out to touch unconsciously, a reflex trained well over their relationship. But Lambert slyly backed away and tucked himself back in, hiding that gorgeous sight away once more. 

    Aiden whined and dropped his hand, grasping his own fingers and trying to keep a hold of himself. Lambert stepped closer, brushing Aiden’s knee with his toes. “I know you can be good for me,” he murmured, gently running his fingers over Aiden’s scalp. Aiden swallowed thickly and nodded.

    “Yes, I can. I promise.”

    Lambert smiled and pressed a sweet kiss to the crown of Aiden’s head. “Good...now, where was I?”

    “You were about to take off those fucking sweatpants.”

    “Oh, that’s right,” Lambert stepped back, turning towards the window again. He grabbed onto the hem of his pants and pushed them slowly down over his hips, exposing the swell of his thighs and toned calves, dusted with curls of dark hair. Oh, and his frankly delicious backside, decorated and wrapped up with red ribbon. 

    Aiden was aching in his trousers, already feeling a damp spot of slick pooling in his briefs. Lambert let the pants fall and hit the floor and he carefully stepped out of them, peering once more over his shoulder with a shit-eating grin. “Doing alright?”

    Aiden huffed and gripped his own fingers so tightly his knuckles turned white, “Just fine, thanks.”

    Lambert hummed as he looked out of their window, watching the rain fall in sheets before shutting their curtains. He stretched his arms up, letting Aiden watch the muscles in his back and over his shoulders dance and strain, momentarily mesmerized by the display. But then, with a quick spin of his foot and not a damned moment to mentally prepare, Lambert whirled to face Aiden, showing off his half-hard cock still tightly embraced by the bright red lace, his skin just barely showing through the delicate filigree. 

    Lambert sauntered back in front of Aiden with a cocky smirk on his lips, openly palming himself through the lace. Aiden was visibly panting, his eyes burning over Lambert’s skin, down the thick frame of his thighs and back up again to the little layer of cushion that had been forming on his stomach since he moved in with Aiden. 

    “Gods. So needy for my cock, aren’t you?” Lambert pushed the heel of his hand into the fabric, ruching it a bit so that the bare tip of him peeked out of the top, leaking a very tempting bead of slick. 

    Aiden felt a little needy noise escape from the back of his throat as his nails dug into his thighs, his own erection neglected and weeping and throbbing with the insistent beat of his heart. “F-fuck, Lamb, I...y-you, please…”

    Lambert hummed, seeming very pleased with himself. “Never thought I’d see the day that you begged, love. It’s a good look on you…”

    Aiden growled low in his chest and clenched his jaw, willing himself to push down the preen of praise. Lambert was close to him now, wrapping his hand around his cock just above Aiden’s face, still over and around that bright red lacy thong, the edge tinged a deeper maroon with his arousal. 

    Lambert hissed as he started blantanty stroking himself over Aiden, whispering little grunts of praise at how well he sat, how gorgeous he was, how good it would feel when he finally let him touch. Aiden couldn’t tear his eyes away, gasping his breath with every quick jerk of Lambert's hips and slide of his fist. 

    “-nng, fuck, c’mere, use your teeth,” Lambert turned and popped out his hip, the little ties bouncing joyfully before Aiden’s eyes. He didn’t even bother to glance up, just leaned forward and bit into one of the strings, pulling it loose and the whole tie fell open. Aiden very much wanted to continue to use his teeth and bite into the soft flesh of Lambert’s thigh, but he hadn’t really been given permission for that. And he...found himself really wanting to be good, at least for now. 

    Lambert spun again, presenting his other hip for the same treatment, though Aiden had a bit of a rougher time grabbing one of these strings, for Lambert’s fist was moving faster and faster over his cock. The red panties fell to the ground, finally free from Lambert’s grip as he frantically worked his length and faced Aiden head on. His lips spilled utter filth, and his free hand thrust into Aiden’s hair and held him fast.

    “Fuck, gonna make me come just by lookin’ at you, you want that? Can I come in your mouth?” Aiden nodded emphatically and opened his mouth wide, his tongue out and just barely brushing the tip of Lambert’s cock. Lambert’s hips jerked and his back arched as he started to spill into Aiden’s mouth with a shout, great gasping pants of breath as he painted long stripes of come onto his tongue. 

    Aiden moaned and felt his own cock flex in his trousers, and he realized that he himself was dangerously close to coming in his pants like a horny teenager just from watching his lover get himself off. Lambert’s chest heaved as his breathing slowed, his grip on Aiden’s hair relaxing as he leaned down and knelt before him. 

    Lambert pulled him close and fit his mouth with Aiden’s, tasting his own come in his mouth as their tongues swam together, his hand smoothing gently down Aiden’s arm and taking his hand. Their fingers intertwined, he rested Aiden’s hand over his heart, rapid thuds slowing back into their normal rate.

    “Fuck,” Lambert breathed into Aiden’s mouth with a truly wolfish grin, “now, it’s your turn.”

[lovelysugawara]

can you do a part 2 to kissing them in the nape ..? i thought it was really cute.

Haikyuu Boys; a kiss on the nape Part 2

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A/N: haikyuu!! boys, y/n kissing their nape. Part 2 ^^

Pairings: Sugawara, Iwaizumi, Ushijima, Tendou

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Sugawara

-he’s sitting next to you and you know he feels tired. He’s currently helping a colleague arrange some high school examination questions.

-”hey, Koushi, want some juice to clear your mind?” you’re worried because you know how he works harder when it comes to his job.

-he gently smiles at you, “thank you cupcake,” he kisses your head and you stand up to fetch him a glass of juice.

-you saw him remove his cardigan and he now wears a white shirt.

-”here’s your juice,” you put it on the table while he continues to work.

-”thanks again cupcake.” he smiles and then his eyes go back to his work again.

-you still watch him do his work and you know he’s a bit frustrated, “waah, i want to have my alone time with you, I’m so sorry for bringing my work over,” he’s very apologetic and you also know he’s tired.

-”it’s okay, the more you focus, for sure you’ll be done soon.” you said and you smiled sweetly at him, urging him to go focus.

-few more hours, and even you felt frustrated that your mood started to change. Not until you saw his left hand touch his nape and massage it a little. For sure he’s really frustrated too.

-an urge to touch his nape with your lips burned to your mind. You really wanted his time right now.

-you urge yourself, and then suddenly kisses his nape, sugawara suddenly jolted. And after you do the deed, you both are blushing. Koushi can’t hide his flustered face so do you.

-”y/n, i can just throw away this work and be with you, just tell me what i should do,” after he said that, you automatically hugged him and he kissed you right on the lips.

~~

Iwaizumi

-Hajime always comes home tired. He’s very hardworking and you know it, especially he's Japan's team athletic trainer.

-but despite having a tiring day, he doesn’t forget his duties to you or to the household. He usually helps with cleaning the kitchen and even preparing the food.

-”doll, can you massage my shoulders a little? I felt stiff,” he said while the two of you are watching a movie that evening.

-” sure, hajime,” he turned his back to you and you started to massage his shoulders.

-because of his toned body, you actually put efforts into massaging his shoulders with your small hands

-”my god doll, maybe a bit harder, please?” he laughs a little knowing you can’t squeeze more.

-”Haji, I know you’re making fun of me,” he laughs at your retorts.

-” come on, princess why would i do that?” you ignored him and continue to massage him.

-you suddenly got an idea. And you know Iwaizumi is easily flustered if you suddenly attack him with sweet gestures.

-then his nape caught your attention, you smiled before you suddenly kissed his nape.

-he suddenly stood up from his seat and when he looks at you, he’s blushing like cry,

-”w-w-what d-did you do,??” he said. And you giggled so much, seeing his reaction.

-”you are so naughty, princess. Now I have to punish you. Let’s go to bed. And you know you both won’t be resting tonight. (iwa just rest for tonight hahahaha XD)

~~

Tendou

-tendou loves giving you sweets. He is the happiest knowing his future wife is a dessert lover.

-you fell in love with how unique he is and the desserts he’s making. You have known tendou since high school and you can say you are very fond of him ever since.

-today, both of you are on a day off. And you decided to help him make a chocolate shape rabbit.

-”Satori, why are we making rabbit chocolates?” you asked him as you helped him mix some ingredients.

-”what are you talking about my paradise, of course, we’re celebrating the day we met. And you like rabbit-shaped chocolates, right?” he smiles lovingly at you.

-”wait, what? The day we met? You mean?”

-“I mean the day I met you at Shiratorizawa, paradise.” he clearly said.

-you are still astonished that you almost cried as you looked at him, still busy making the said dessert. You walk towards him and you hug him from behind.

-”paradise?” he asked you. You inhaled his scent and you felt your heart skip a beat. You are very much pleased, you are happy.

-you don’t know how to convey your feelings but then you decide to just kiss his nape while you still hug him.

-he stiffens, “p-paradise, what are you doing there? Come here so that I can also kiss and hug you too, hmm,”

-he then turns to you and you hug each other.

-that is the sweetest celebration you ever had.

~~

Ushijima

-it is so rare for you and ushijima to have alone time on a regular daily basis. He’s always busy practicing and because you’re one of his fans it’s completely fine with you. You love seeing him working hard on his goal.

-but being too focused sometimes leads you two in an argument. Especially when wakatoshi forgot some things.

-”I can't believe you toshi, you specifically set the date yesterday. Why did you forget it?” he literally forgot that yesterday was supposed to be a date night,  

-and as formal as he is of course he immediately admits it.

-” I’m so sorry, y/n. It’s my fault. I have no excuse but it’s because i was so tired last night and i forgot it.” He said it with a straight face.

-you sometimes wish you can have an argument with him, but he already admits his fault. The only problem now is how can you calm down?

-” are you still mad?” he said as he hugs you. Your anger decreases as his hands circled your body and he hugs you tightly.

-”Still mad,” you won’t even hug him. You still try to hold onto your pride. XD

-”Okay, how should I make up to you, y/n?” he said.

-and because you are still pretty mad and you wanted to make him flustered, you think of something.

-” sit on the couch, turn around, and don’t move until I tell you to,” you said to him. And he didn’t think twice, and he followed whatever you said to him

-he’s now sitting firmly on the couch and waiting for whatever you’ll do. He’s very obedient.

-as his back facing you, you can see how wide his shoulders are. You have to admit that you just miss him so much and wanted to be hugged like he did a few minutes ago. Until your eyes are now focused on his nape, how you miss kissing him there because you knew he’s ticklish on that part.

-and you didn’t miss the chance and your lips touch his nape. You felt him stiffen. Oh how you this man, even you know your effects on him, he didn't move an inch because you said so.

-After a few minutes, “okay, it's done. I'm not mad anymore, toshi.” you said.

-you are shocked after he looks at you with a flustered face. He then touched his nape like a shy boy. You almost laughed as he blushed but with still a serious face.

-he suddenly pulls you towards him, and now you are being hugged by ushijima.

-“Can I also punish you for making fun of me? (oh pls wakatoshi-kunnnn~)

-and you knew you’ll be in on a different date night tonight. XD