#oh my GOD your sibling absolutely nailed the design and took it to a whole new level of princess-cute-core

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

not really an ask but MY SIBLING DREW YOUR FAIRY FANART!!!!!!!!!

we both love her

AAAA IT’S FAIRY!!!!!

[franklyshipping]

The Difference 10 Minutes Makes ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic

SO I'VE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE A FIC WITH OUR FAVOURITE ARGUMENTATIVE TWINS DAMIEN AND CELINE, SO LET'S GET RIGHT ON IT!

When the body of Darkiplier sleeps, two souls take rest, not one. Two siblings in fact, both alike in dignity, and who keep a weather eye on the consciousness of the form they inhabit as they take their own rest. However tonight, there is conflict afoot. Nothing of the serious sort of course, it was nothing more than the pettiness of a sibling spat wherein love is at the root of it all; well, love and slight desire for smug influence over the other.

'You've attended 75% of the ego meetings Damien, you cannot deny the figures and you know that I have a right to having an equal proportion of involvement as you.'

Damien sighed through his nose as his body sunk into a squishy armchair, running a hand through his hair as the frustration of the discussion started to rise. That's the problem, when both people are suggesting things out of love.

'Yeah, that may be, but you attended 100% of everything when all this first started for god knows how long! I still don't think you've had enough rest Celine....'

Damien tried to implore to his sister, who was currently pacing in their little ''cabin''. I put that in italics since this is not actually a real place, but rather the design of where their souls resided inside Darkiplier when neither of them were in control of the body; aka, when Dark was sleeping. Celine sighed and shook her head, folding her arms as she fixed Damien with an insistent stare.

'It isn't as if that time drained me Damien, I'm not a feeble little girl who needs protection!'

'I know you're not!'

Damien replied in a slightly louder voice...and they both descended into a slightly awkward silence. They knew that the debate was idiotic, but they were both equally as stubborn as one another, which no-one and nothing would change. Damien picked lightly at the fabric of one of his chair's arms, and looked back up at Celine, still imploring. The last thing he wanted was for her to think that he thought she was weak, because it was quite the opposite. Damien knew she was the strongest out of both of them, but in order to keep that way she had to engage in SOME degree of self-care.

'Celine, I know better than anyone how strong you are. It would be completely stupid not to see how your strength keeps our moralities and sanity going....you're the strongest out of the both of us. But that doesn't stop you from still getting tired, I see it Celine, you still need more rest....'

Celine sighed softly through her nose, pursing her lips as her brain whirred. She knew he was only looking out for her, her sweet, innocent soul of a little brother. Celine couldn't deny that so much of her ached for more rest every single day...but if she wasn't there in some form in an emergency, then what would happen? No. No she couldn't risk it. See? Stubborn.

'Damien....I hear you, I really do, but I still have a responsibility to you. As your older sister I cannot just simply let you shoulder everything-'

'Oh heeere we go, you'll never keep that measly 10 minutes between our births out of anything will you?'

Damien groaned and rolled his eyes, slumping in his chair with a huff; that old damned argument, she BARELY counted as an older sibling, they were born on the same day! She just HAPPENED to be the one who popped out first, Damien didn't see why that instantly put her in charge of him all the time. At his, somewhat childish complaint, Celine raised her eyebrows and gave him a warning stare.

'Damien.'

Damien took no heed of course, he was an adult dammit! No degree of scary eyes was going to make him concede. So he rambled on, not angrily though, it was just his repressed immaturity coming out; that thing that happens when words happen before you even think them through. That was what happened...right here....right now.

'You always dig out every childish excuse. Not that it's a surprise, I mean, we both know that you just want to be in the body more so you have more chances to drool over Wilford and his new look.'

There as another silence. This one wasn't an awkward though. This one was electric. Damien's brain had caught up with his mouth, and Celine's brain was still trying to convince itself that those words had ACTUALLY come out of Damien's mouth! What a fucking nerve he had, and what a completely bullshit accusation too! There was no truth to it....none....nope.

'.....if you have any regard for your own self-preservation, then you WILL take that back.'

Now, any sane person would apologise right away and say they didn't mean to make such a rude accusation. Not Damien though, oh no; the bastard was grinning, smugly. This reeeeally took him back to when they were younger, embarrassing Celine was one of the most fun things he did as a child, and it was just as fun now. Seeing Celine with gritted teeth, narrowed eyes, and dare he say it, pink cheeks, just made Damien forget any semblance of sense. He'd gotten to Celine, and that's all that mattered.

'I don't see why, it is the truth after all. Strange though, I always thought you preferred red over pink-'

'ENOUGH!'

Celine interrupted, exclaiming in a similar tone of a mother who has just called you by your first, middle AND last name, just to let you know that you fucked up. Damien realised he fucked up. Especially when Celine stalked over, grabbed him by shirt collar and hauled him from the chair; this was not intended to hurt though, this was simply a throwback to familial rough-housing. And, just like when they were younger, Damien was caught off guard. Pretty soon he was pinned down on his belly on the floor ,with Celine gripping and pinning his wrists at the small of his back. Oh yeah, he fucked up.

'C-Celine I was joking i-it was a joke!'

Celine merely scoffed, I mean, even for Damien that was pretty lame.

'Come now, that sort of excuse never worked when we were children....and it isn't going to work now. Do you remember what I used to do when you were getting too cheeky, little Damien?'

Celine cooed as she looked down at Damien, and smirked when she saw his face turn a wonderful pink. Despite them being twins, throughout much of their childhood she'd always had a good inch of height over him, which she'd always lorded over him, figuratively AND literally. Now, nickname aside, Celine's query also contributed to Damien's blush. He remembered all too well. Before he could formulate a reply however, it was like he'd gone back in time to being eight years old up past his bedtime...and being punished for it.

'A-AH! N-Nohohoho C-Ceheheline nohohohot thihihis!'

One of Celine's hands had initially snuck under his jumper and t-shirt to scratch at one of Damien's bare sides....ahh the nails, he certainly hadn't missed those. He'd started giggling instantly and wriggling about, so Celine decided not to waste time. Using her knees to keep Damien's wrists pinned at the small of his back, she now had both hands and ten nails free to scratch at her brother's exposed sides.

'Ahahahaw, still a ticklish little baby hmm? Why am I not surprised....'

Celine smirked as she teased....oh how she'd missed wrecking him like this. Damien tried to hide his face in the rug as embarrassment started overtaking his system, and his bouncy giggles were getting louder and louder too.

'IHIhihi ahaham nahat AHA BAHABYYY!'

Damien kicked his legs, as if subconsciously trying to emphasise his point, but Celine just kept on cooing and scratching.

'Awwww but you aaare! You were always a sweet baby with sweet tickly siiiides!'

Damien whined as he realised that Celine was bringing out her worst weapon in full force...the baby voice. Being talked to like a baby had always wrecked him in so many ways, simply because the embarrassment fricking consumed the poor guy. On top of that, with Celine deciding to up the intensity and dig into her brother's soft sides, poor Damien was well and truly cackling his head off. 

'NOHOHO OHOHO CEHELIHINE DOHON'T TAHAHALK LIHIKE THAHAT!!'

Celine smiled fondly at the sound of her brother's tender, whiny begs; she just loved how adorable Damien could be, especially when he was laughing like this. She'd loved making him laugh for as long as she could remember, Damien had kept his babyish giggle right into when he was a toddler, and bringing it out when they were young had always warmed Celine right to the core. She let out a giggle of her own now, but it was a malicious one. She resumed gripping his wrists with one hand as he rolled him onto his side, and used her free hand to claw at his belly as she teased.

Don't talk like whaaaat? Don't talk about your wittle tickly sides? Okay Dami, how about your tickly wickly tumtum instead?'

Damien let out a humungous squeal as his cackles came out harder and at a deeper pitch, his diaphragm certainly had its work cut out for it. Needless to say, Damien had quite the ticklish tummy, and now it was the target it spurred Damien to crane his neck and look up at Celine desperately through his mirth.

'AAHHHAHAA NAHAHAT THEHERE! YOHOHOU'RE EHEHEVIHIL!!'

Now, Celine had to admit, that seeing Damien's sweet, pleading puppy eyes was VERY nearly enough to sway her into a merciful mind-set. Those sweet eyes had gotten Damien out of a lot of trouble over the years, they just enhanced his whole demeanour of innocence. Oh....but if only Damien had managed to stop himself from insulting Celine, he might have saved himself from the clawed hand digging into his belly. Alas, no such luck for sweet Damien.

'Evil? Why Damien, you and I both know this is what you deserve. In a way I'm doing you a service with my sisterly discipline....'

Damien's eyes widened....oh hell no. He let out the most indignant noise that was possible amidst his cackles as he exclaimed in defiance of Celine's....oh, what do you call it? Absolute bullshit.

'BUHUHUHULLSHIHIT!'

'Language!'

Celine exclaimed right back with raised brows as she now actually stopped her attack...but Damien knew it wasn't going to last long. As he caught his breath though, Damien couldn't help but giggle at Celine's feigned shock at his swearing....and then his giggling got nervous. Damien knew his sister, and he knew that she was going to use this as an excuse to absolutely destroy him.

'First you accuse me of chasing after Wilford, and now you swear at me too? Perhaps some hysteria will help wash your mouth out!'

Celine growled maliciously, and soon Damien was squeaking and squirming weakly as he was forced back onto his front...and he swore his heart nearly stopped when he felt Celine crawling down over his legs. Then there was an immovable weight on his shins. Then....his shoes and socks were being removed from the equation.

'N-NOHO NO WAIT C-CELINE IT JUST S-SLIPPED OUT!! D-DON'T GET MY FEET PLEASE CELINE PLEASE!'

Now, I don't know about the rest of you, but if it was me tickling Damien right now then I would just crumble at hearing such desperate cries. Celine would do no such thing though, but this was because she KNEW her brother; she knew his limits better than anyone on the planet, so she knew he still had some strength left to handle what she was going to give him. Besides, as the elder sibling, if it wasn't Celine's job to keep teaching her brother manners, then whose was it?

'Ohhhh but Damien....this is my duty, I really have no choice.'

Celine smirked with diabolical satisfaction....as Damien screamed. Now, there are nails, and then there are Celine's nails. With each one filed to a devilish point, as they scratched up and down Damien's desperately scrunched soles at the speed of light, it was no wonder that Damien sounded like he was literally being tortured.

'AAHAHAHAH NAHAHAHAHA NAHAHAHAAAILS!!!'

Damien's mouth was wide as hysterical laughter poured out of him, and Celine merely giggled at the sound of Damien thumping the floor with his fists insanely. She crooned as she focused her ferocious scratching at the balls of his feet.

'Aren't they so wonderfully sharp? Usually I'd have them a little shorter, and maybe rounded off at the ends....but I think I'll keep them like this for a while.'

All Damien could do was keep on scream-laughing as his face got redder and redder, practically reaching the hue of a beetroot. On top of that, tears were trickling from the corners of his eyes as sweat beaded at his forehead.

'NOHOHOHAHAHA NOHOHOHO CEHEHEHELIHINE!!!'

Celine kept on smirking, kept on scratching, and just kept on teasing.

'Awww, you don't like them? Well they like you....they like you and your tender, ticklish feet so very much....'

Damien wailed and started thrashing like his whole body was being shocked, and honestly it was in a way. Damien's feet were a death spot when it came to tickling anyway, but for them to be tickled by the one person who really KNEW how to tickle them? There was no other tickle sensation like it....especially when those skilled nails reached and scratched under his tender toes relentlessly.

'AAAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAAA!!!'

Celine hummed happily at Damien's incoherency and decided to keep up her current technique for a minute or two; you must remember of course thought that Celine was being most attentive to her brother's state, she knew that he could handle it. After those sweet moments of screeching, wailing, and squealing though, Celine decided to croon for the last time.

'Are you sorry for being so cheeky and rude to me?'

Damien let out a soft sob through his laughter as he nodded, reaching the end of his tether as the incoherency really hit him; he was definitely going to sleep well tonight after all this.

'YEEEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA!!!'

Celine couldn't help but smile smugly as she finally stopped her onslaught, sliding off of her brother's legs, tilting her head down at him fondly as he panted and gasped. Celine's smile became kinder though as Damien sniffled and giggled residually, wiping his face as he weakly started trying to curl his body up. Celine shuffled close and immediately pulled him into her chest, and immediately felt warmth in her tummy when Damien started to cling to her.

'Shhhhh....shhh Dami I've got you....'

Celine whispered as she tenderly stroked Damien's hair, smiling at how his blush was not dying down, and how it probably wouldn't for about an hour. Damien meanwhile was starting to recover himself, but ended up whispering just because of how fricking exhausted he was from it all.

'....'L-Line....'

Celine felt even more warmth swirling in her stomach now, and smiled bashfully as she recalled all those time on the past. Damien was tired, clinging to her needily and slurring his words because of how tired he was....and he never had enough energy to say her full name....so he shortened it. Celine wiped away the last of Damien's tears as she whispered, constantly soothing him.

'I'm here Dami.....'Line is right here....'

Damien smiled at his sister's gentle voice, and he nestled closer with a light mumble as his eyes started drooping.

'.....m'tired 'Line....'

Celine smiled, still stroking his hair as she watched Damien's eyes flutter shut completely. She carefully maneuvered them both so they were laying on the rug next to the lightly warmth hearth, and Celine whispered more.

'I know....I know. You rest Dami, it's okay, you just rest....'

Damien never stopped smiling as he dropped off to sleep....and for a moment, Celine made a move to get up...but realised that Damien was still clinging to her. Not just cuddling, not just holding...he was honestly clinging to her like she was his lifeline. Celine sighed softly....but felt herself relaxing with Damien's warmth and the hearth's safe crackle surrounding her. Then, as Celine herself dropped off, she finally conceded that maybe.....just maybe....the best way to protect Damien, was to look after herself too.

WOOOOOO HOPE YOU LIKED THIS FIC LEMME KNOW IF YA DID WOOOO LUV YOUS XX

[mill3nniumforc3]

200: My crush’s name is: Russell :) 199: I was born in: April 1994 198: I am really: energetic 197: My cellphone company is: Verizon 196: My eye color is: hazel 195: My shoe size is: 7.5-8.5, depending on the shoe 194: My ring size is: 7.5 193: My height is: 5′5″ 192: I am allergic to: penicillin, cats, pollen, and strong scents 191: My 1st car was: I’ve never owned my own car. 190: My 1st job was: babysitting. First real job was a desk job at my university 189: Last book you read: I don’t remember. I don’t have time to read for leisure. 188: My bed is: comfy 187: My pet: Seamus the miniature schnauzer and Sugar the Aussie-mo 186: My best friend: Ashlyn 185: My favorite shampoo is: Dove 184: Xbox or ps3: neither 183: Piggy banks are: for kids and rainy days 182: In my pockets: nothing 181: On my calendar: going river tubing on Saturday, party next Saturday, trip for T’s birthday weekend, and possibly going to Kennywood and Kings Island sometime in August. 180: Marriage is: something for my future self 179: Spongebob can: do anything 178: My mom: is the bestest 177: The last three songs I bought were?: who buys music anymore? 176: Last YouTube video watched: probably an ASMR video 175: How many cousins do you have?: too many to count 174: Do you have any siblings?: three sisters 173: Are your parents divorced?: no 172: Are you taller than your mom?: yep 171: Do you play an instrument?: piano, drums, bells, and I know three chords of the guitar 170: What did you do yesterday?: sleep [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: sure 168: Luck: yes 167: Fate: maybe? 166: Yourself: depends on the day 165: Aliens: not really... 164: Heaven: yes 163: Hell: Do I believe in it? Yes, because God is just. Do I believe people are damned there? No, because God is loving. 162: God: yes 161: Horoscopes: no. It’s funny to see “horoscope” posts and see if they apply to me, but it’s a bunch of b.s. A bunch of Aries aren’t going to have the same day/month/year. That’s ridiculous. 160: Soul mates: I’m not sure if I do or don’t, but I do believe in love. 159: Ghosts: no 158: Gay Marriage: of course! 157: War: it’s an unfortunate and unnecessary part of life 156: Orbs: no 155: Magic: yes [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: both 153: Drunk or High: drunk 152: Phone or Online: online 151: Red heads or Black haired: no comment 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: hot 148: Summer or winter: summer 147: Autumn or Spring: spring 146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate 145: Night or Day: night 144: Oranges or Apples: apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: straight 142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD’s (though I’m probably biased because I work there) 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: both 140: Mac or PC: PC 139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 137: Coke or Pepsi: neither 136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: I want to be cremated and have my ashes buried with a seed and grow into a tree 134: Singing or Dancing: dancing 133: Coach or Chanel: neither 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Kat 131: Small town or Big city: small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben 128: Manicure or Pedicure: mani 127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas. My birthday stopped being special after I turned 19. I get good food every year on Christmas. 125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: Six Flags 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Indians [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. 121: George Bush: he had some good policies. Better than Trump, that’s for damn sure. 120: Gay Marriage: should never be illegal again. 119: The presidential election: #FuckTrump #VoteBlueNoMatterWho #ImpeachTheMF 118: Abortion: all my life, I was told to be pro-life. These days, I don’t know anymore, but I think my beliefs are closer to pro-choice than pro-life. 117: MySpace: it’s not 2008 anymore. 116: Reality TV: glad it’s not my life 115: Parents: they’re doing their best. I’m not looking to be one anytime soon though. 114: Back stabbers: bye! 113: Ebay: Amazon is better. 112: Facebook: these days, I use it to get laughs and memes. I don’t interact with people I know IRL much. 111: Work: good for the money. Not good for my mental health. 110: My Neighbors: they’re ok. 109: Gas Prices: #ThanksTrump 108: Designer Clothes: I can get good clothes at Target. The only “splurge” I do for clothes is at Spencer’s or Kohl’s. 107: College: I plan to go back soon. 106: Sports: entertaining. 105: My family: family is life. 104: The future: anything can happen [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: Tuesday. 102: Last time you ate: a couple hours ago (chik’n patties and cheese) 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last week. I saw a manager I hadn’t worked with in like a month. 100: Cried in front of someone: Monday 99: Went to a movie theater: July 2nd 98: Took a vacation: June 97: Swam in a pool: back in February 96: Changed a diaper: I don’t remember 95: Got my nails done: way too long ago 94: Went to a wedding: in April 93: Broke a bone: 2017 (broke my toe) 92: Got a piercing: 2006 91: Broke the law: never. I’m a good person. 90: Texted: three hours ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Russell 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my dog 87: The last movie I saw: in theatres, Toy Story 4. At home, Adventures in Babysitting. 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: being off on Saturday 85: The thing im not looking forward to: working tomorrow 84: People call me: Vonnie, Vonn, Bonbon, Sophia, and “the girl” 83: The most difficult thing to do is: not cry while watching Grey’s Anatomy 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: Aries 80: The first person i talked to today was: my sister 79: First time you had a crush: kindergarten. His name was Wally, and we were “boyfriend and girlfriend” til about third grade, and we remained friends til we graduated 8th grade. Haven’t talked to him much since. 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Russell 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Sunday 76: Right now I am talking to: nobody because it’s 3:30am 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I hope to be teaching English education 74: I have/will get a job: I currently work at McDonald’s, but within the next 6-12 months, I’ll be moving out of state, so who knows where I’ll work.  73: Tomorrow: work 72: Today: work 71: Next Summer: I’ll be in a whole new state, so that means new amusement parks to visit and rollies to ride. 70: Next Weekend: party. Oh, and next Saturday makes officially 18 months with me and Russell, so go us! 69: I have these pets: two dogs 68: The worst sound in the world: the beeping in the headset when I work back cash. It haunts my nightmares 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Heather because she sends me to back cash all the time 66: People that make you happy: Russell, my mom, my dogs, Ashlyn, and Aunt Dolly because she sends me lives on Candy Crush 65: Last time I cried: Monday 64: My friends are: Ashlyn, Mikayla, Jon, Rilee, Lamar, Tae, Alexus, Clare, Katie, Mario, and Kel 63: My computer is: all mine because I bought it with my own money 62: My School: not in school  61: My Car: don’t have one 60: I lose all respect for people who: lie 59: The movie I cried at was: Avengers: Endgame 58: Your hair color is: natural 57: TV shows you watch: Grey’s Anatomy, Once Upon a Time, House, The Simpsons, Bob’s Burgers, and... I don’t really watch TV because I don’t have cable. 56: Favorite web site: YouTube 55: Your dream vacation: Just a big coaster trip 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: my period this month. I had cramps for days leading up to my period that were so bad that, the day my period actually came, I couldn’t stand straight. 53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t eat steak 52: My room is: a mess, like my life 51: My favorite celebrity is: NPH 50: Where would you like to be: with my boyfriend 49: Do you want children: someday, but not today 48: Ever been in love: ohhh yes. 47: Who’s your best friend: not answering again 46: More guy friends or girl friends: i think i have a fair amount of both 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: this is tmi, but sex with my bf. 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Russell 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: yes 41: Have you pre-named your children: I don’t have any definitive names, but I’m thinking MaryGrace Linda for a girl, and James Sebastian for a boy 40: Last person I got mad at: Anna because she put me on back cash 39: I would like to move to: someplace south 38: I wish I was a professional: dancer.... no, writer.... no, why not both? [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: peanut butter cups 36: Vehicle: Jeep 35: President: FDR 34: State visited: North Carolina (not just saying that because I lived there for two months) 33: Cellphone provider: Verizon 32: Athlete: Trevor Bauer 31: Actor: Justin Chambers 30: Actress: Amy Poehler 29: Singer: Chester Bennington 28: Band: Linkin Park 27: Clothing store: Kohl’s 26: Grocery store: Marc’s 25: TV show: Grey’s Anatomy 24: Movie: 13 Going on 30 23: Website: Pogo 22: Animal: seal 21: Theme park: Cedar Point 20: Holiday: Christmas 19: Sport to watch: baseball 18: Sport to play: softball 17: Magazine: I only read magazines at the dentist office, and I’ll read whichever has an interesting cover story 16: Book: A Series of Unfortunate Events 15: Day of the week: Saturday, as long as I’m not at work. If I’m working, then Mondays, I guess... 14: Beach: Huntington 13: Concert attended: Winter Jam, because I got to see Skillet play, and I met Matthew West. 12: Thing to cook: desserts 11: Food: eggplant parm 10: Restaurant: Olive Garden 9: Radio station: Star 102 8: Yankee candle scent: vanilla 7: Perfume: I don’t wear perfume 6: Flower: Daisies 5: Color: pink 4: Talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres 3: Comedian: Steve Rannazzisi 2: Dog breed: I really like terriers lol 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?: For me to know and you to find out :)

[thisbibliomaniac]

Would you hate me if I asked for all 200?

 I could never hate you my darling !

200: My crush’s name is: ohhhh I’m not posting that here XD

199: I was born in: hell 

198: I am really: average 197: My cellphone company is: stupid 196: My eye color is: brown 195: My shoe size is: inconvenient 194: My ring size is: 7 on my ring finger, 8 on my middle finger 193: My height is: 5′5″192: I am allergic to: according to my most recent rescan, egg yolks, corn starch, and ... something else 191: My 1st car was: a windstar 190: My 1st job was: ice cream shop! 189: Last book you read: Pride and Prejudice. loved it 188: My bed is: blue, green, purple, and pink 187: My pet: obi, who is so cute 186: My best friend: amazing wonderful beautiful incredible 185: My favorite shampoo is: maui vanilla 184: Xbox or ps3: nintendo 64183: Piggy banks are: for collecting cool money 182: In my pockets: scrunchie and box cutter 181: On my calendar: seeing @dangerously-human asap! 180: Marriage is: unlikely 179: Spongebob can: die 178: My mom: cool beans 177: The last three songs I bought were? these boots were made for walking, 9-5, idk probably something by kelly clarkson 176: Last YouTube video watched: steven crowder on the catholic boys. worth the watch 175: How many cousins do you have? oh gosh. so many. i was gonna add them up, but honestly? there’s at least 40, and aint nobody got time to mentally run through the whole family 174: Do you have any siblings? yes 173: Are your parents divorced? no 172: Are you taller than your mom? lol yes 171: Do you play an instrument? piano 170: What did you do yesterday? worked :/[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: nope 168: Luck: i joke about it, but not really 167: Fate: no 166: Yourself: heck no 165: Aliens: nope 164: Heaven: of course 163: Hell: definitely 162: God: absolutely 161: Horoscopes: absolutely not 160: Soul mates: yes 159: Ghosts: no 158: Gay Marriage:  nope 157: War: yes 156: Orbs: ? 155: Magic: cats are magic [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: neither 152: Phone or Online: phone 151: Red heads or Black haired: ahhhh. both 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: cold 148: Summer or winter: nether D:147: Autumn or Spring: autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 145: Night or Day: night 144: Oranges or Apples: apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: ew neither 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk140: Mac or PC: pc always 139: Flip flops or high heals: both!!138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet are not mutually exclusive 137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha135: Burried or cremated: idk i wont be there 134: Singing or Dancing: singing 133: Coach or Chanel: walmart 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: taylor hicks!!!!! 131: Small town or Big city: in between 130: Wal-Mart or Target: both 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: neither 125: Chocolate or Flowers: both 124: Disney or Six Flags: disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: Indians [ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: a necessary evil 121: George Bush: i was like 12 so 120: Gay Marriage: wicked 119: The presidential election: ridiculous 118: Abortion: murder 117: MySpace: useless 116: Reality TV: depends on the show 115: Parents: not really sure how to answer this 114: Back stabbers: dump them 113: Ebay: sneaky 112: Facebook: another necessary evil 111: Work: the most necessary of the greatest evil 110: My Neighbors: enigmas 109: Gas Prices: too high 108: Designer Clothes: why? 

107: College: not for everyone 106: Sports: baseball is the best 105: My family: wild104: The future: D: [ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: my coworker hugged me yesterday 102: Last time you ate: got shish tawook earlier 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: havent really seen anyone 100: Cried in front of someone: i dont do that 99: Went to a movie theater: couple weeks ago 98: Took a vacation: went to see stell and danger 97: Swam in a pool: a looong time ago 96: Changed a diaper: longer ago 95: Got my nails done: never have 94: Went to a wedding: probably a cousin? so also a long time ago 93: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a peircing: ears 8 years ago 91: Broke the law: i do not do that either !90: Texted: stell just now [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: @identityconstellations88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: solitude 87: The last movie I saw: far from the madding crowd 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: seeing danger 85: The thing im not looking forward to: work on monday 84: People call me: boring 83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: nothing 80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom 79: First time you had a crush: high school 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i can hide from anyone ;) 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: usually do 76: Right now I am talking to: stell 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: uhhhhhhh74: I have/will get a job: hopefully never again, but thats not my luck 73: Tomorrow: bible study! 72: Today: shish tawook 71: Next Summer: who knows 70: Next Weekend: sleep 69: I have these pets: obi, walker, punky, daisy, loki, and lady 68: The worst sound in the world: nails on a chalkboard 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: no one 66: People that make you happy:my friends 65: Last time I cried: idek 64: My friends are: amazing 63: My computer is: dependable 62: My School: over and done with 61: My Car: adorable 60: I lose all respect for people who: give up their pets , especially for petty reasons 59: The movie I cried at was: oh goodness i dont know 58: Your hair color is: red 57: TV shows you watch: so many 56: Favorite web site: i dont think i like any of them 55: Your dream vacation: paris 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: purple 51: My favorite celebrity is: oh goodness i have no idea . tom hiddleston probably 50: Where would you like to be: ireland 49: Do you want children: yes48: Ever been in love: no 47: Who’s your best friend: stell 46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: being with cats 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: any of my friends 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no 41: Have you pre-named your children: no 40: Last person I got mad at: my boss 39: I would like to move to: ireland 38: I wish I was a professional: nothing. i dont want to be a professional anything. i hate working for other people. they suck. every single one. [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: reeses pieces36: Vehicle: corrola 35: President: RAND PAUL 202034: State visited: hawaii 33: Cellphone provider: they all suck 32: Athlete: jason kipnis 31: Actor: tom hiddleston 30: Actress: sandra bullock 29: Singer: lea salonga 28: Band: needtobreathe27: Clothing store: walmart 26: Grocery store: walmart 25: TV show: the office 24: Movie: so many 23: Website: already asked 22: Animal: cats 21: Theme park: not really a theme park fan 20: Holiday: reformation day 19: Sport to watch: baseball! 18: Sport to play: bowling 17: Magazine: none 16: Book: madman 15: Day of the week: friday 14: Beach: the one in jersey stell and i went to last year 13: Concert attended: tobymac and brandon heath together 12: Thing to cook: snickerdoodles 11: Food: shish tawook 10: Restaurant: idek 9: Radio station: majic 105.7

8: Yankee candle scent: cinnamon 7: Perfume: honeysuckle 6: Flower: roses 5: Color: pink 4: Talk show host: regis philban XD 3: Comedian: probably john mulaney 2: Dog breed: pitbull 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?  yiss 

thanks dan

[hueman-blog]

Answering Personal Questions

I made a user I follow, @razzledazzlefoshazzle , answer all of these on his blog. I’m feeling guilty so I’m gonna do it too. I know none of you asked but HERE GOES MY PERSONAL INFO!!!

200: My crush’s name is: Averi 
199: I was born in: Place? Lancaster, PA, USA. Year? 1999 
198: I am really: Bored and unmotivated 
197: My cellphone company is: Apple 
196: My eye color is: Brown 
195: My shoe size is: 8-9 Women’s US 
194: My ring size is: Idk, something little 
193: My height is: 5'4" I’m little 
192: I am allergic to: Stupid people 
191: My 1st car was: Never had one 
190: My 1st job was: Cashier at California Tortilla (a fast food Mexican franchise around D.C.) 
189: Last book you read: Cradle and All 188: My bed is: My safest place, my true home, and also too empty 
187: My pet: Doesn’t do much 
186: My best friend: Is my girlfriend 
185: My favorite shampoo is: Shamu 
184: Xbox or ps3: Deck of cards 
183: Piggy banks are: Cute decoration, inefficient coin collector 
182: In my pockets: I’m in pajamas 
181: On my calendar: Work, as that’s the only thing in my life scheduled. Also a haircut within a few days 
180: Marriage is: Great for legal benefits, stupid for expensive ceremonies 
179: Spongebob can: Please end soon it turned idiotic long ago 
178: My mom: Is abusive (sorry to bring the mood down) 
177: The last three songs I bought were? Who buys songs anymore?? 
176: Last YouTube video watched: History of the World 
175: How many cousins do you have? On my dad’s side, 8. On my mom’s side, no idea 
174: Do you have any siblings? An older brother 
173: Are your parents divorced? Nope 
172: Are you taller than your mom? Probably not 
171: Do you play an instrument? Nope 
170: What did you do yesterday? Absolutely nothing just like every day

[ I Believe In ] 
169: Love at first sight: Nope 
168: Luck: Yes 
167: Fate: Nope 
166: Yourself: Not really 
165: Aliens: Yeah there’s gotta be some life out there 
164: Heaven: No 
163: Hell: No 
162: God: The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hell yes. Be boiled for your sins 
161: Horoscopes: Nope and frankly if you do I find you uneducated 
160: Soul mates: No 
159: Ghosts: Nah 
158: Gay Marriage: Believing??? In love,??? And commitment??????? Between two people???????? Obviously! 
157: War: Never 
156: Orbs: I believe in Orbeez 
155: Magic: No it’s just science we can’t explain, or illusions we can’t see the entirety of

[ This or That ] 
154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses 
153: Drunk or High: Music 
152: Phone or Online: Online on my phone 
151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired 
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 
149: Hot or cold: Hot 
148: Summer or winter: Summer 
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 
145: Night or Day: Night 
144: Oranges or Apples: Apples 
143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight 
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds 
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 
140: Mac or PC: Mac!! 
139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip Flops 
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet are opposites now?? I guess sweet and poor 
137: Coke or Pepsi: Fruit Punch 
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated 
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 
133: Coach or Chanel: Money to spend on actual useful things 
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who??? 
131: Small town or Big city: Big City 
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Both suck, but I’d choose Stiller 
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure. My feet are too ticklish 
127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast USA 
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas, I don’t like being the center of attention 
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 
123: Yankees or Red Sox: What is a sport? How do??

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 
122: War: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing 
121: George Bush: “Mr. President, what are your thoughts on Katrina?” “We’re gonna find her. And we’re gonna bring her to justice.“ 
120: Gay Marriage: Its a marriage between two people in love. Celebrate, but don’t go broke in one day 
119: The presidential election: Media and rich people control it basically, and I’d rather it be an actual democratic popular vote. Trump is a clown and should have never won 
118: Abortion: Its a woman’s right to choose. Personally I think the world is overpopulated anyway and more people should adopt rather than try to conceive 
117: MySpace: Never had one 
116: Reality TV: Scripted, not reality 
115: Parents: Good or bad, they influence your whole life because they were there at the start. Mine went bad and ruined me 
114: Back stabbers: Oh I love them- what?? They suck. No one should be betrayed like that 
113: Ebay: Never used it but it got the ball rolling for Amazon 
112: Facebook: I only use it to message/call my friends, and to see unlimited amounts of dogs 
111: Work: It’s a necessary evil 
110: My Neighbors: Quiet, the only one I met was a total bitch though 
109: Gas Prices: I don’t drive 
108: Designer Clothes: C'mon people there are way better uses for your money 
107: College: Shouldn’t be expected of teenagers 
106: Sports: Boring, overhyped, the players overpaid 
105: My family: Worthless, judgmental pricks 
104: The future: Uncertain

[ Last time I ] 
103: Hugged someone: Sunday (3 days ago), when my friend picked me up from work 
102: Last time you ate: Italian ice about 1.5 hours ago (8:15pm) 
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: A month ago 
100: Cried in front of someone: A month ago maybe?? 
99: Went to a movie theater: Many many months ago 
98: Took a vacation: A year ago 
97: Swam in a pool: Two years ago? 
96: Changed a diaper: Never 
95: Got my nails done: My 16th birthday I think (almost two years ago) 
94: Went to a wedding: Eight years ago? 
93: Broke a bone: Never 
92: Got a peircing: I was 14 and got my ears pierced (almost 4 years ago) 
91: Broke the law: Never 
90: Texted: A minute ago

[ MISC ] 
89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friend Brad. He’s so inappropriate but his jokes I cannot stop laughing at 
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Not paying bills other than Internet 
87: The last movie I saw: Coraline 
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving to California 
85: The thing im not looking forward to: Paying for rent in California 
84: People call me: To friends: Lys. To family: Alyssa. To my girlfriend: Lyssy. To everyone else: annoying 
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Get up out of bed every day 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope I do not drive 
81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer 
80: The first person i talked to today was: My friend Jessica 
79: First time you had a crush: Preschool, this boy in my class Marshall 
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Myself 
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Yesterday, idk? 
76: Right now I am talking to: My phone in the way of typing 
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Survive hopefully. I also wanna be a flight attendant 
74: I have/will get a job: Have a job as assistant manager of an arcade 
73: Tomorrow: I’m going food shopping and seeing my annoying cousin Barbara (she has two boyfriends and they both treat her like shit. It’s not poly it’s just cheating) 
72: Today: I actually made a meal that was nice 
71: Next Summer: I’ll be living in California 
70: Next Weekend: I have to face my parents for the first time since February. I hate it 
69: I have these pets: A ball of moss named Mo 
68: The worst sound in the world: My girlfriend crying 
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: My father 
66: People that make you happy: My girlfriend Averi 
65: Last time I cried: A few weeks ago?? 
64: My friends are: Averi, Raven, Jessica 
63: My computer is: My phone 
62: My School: Is nonexistent 
61: My Car: Is also nonexistent 
60: I lose all respect for people who: Hate on others for no reason 
59: The movie I cried at was: Toy Story 3 
58: Your hair color is: Black 
57: TV shows you watch: None 
56: Favorite web site: Tumblr usually 
55: Your dream vacation: California 
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Once I got constipated a few months ago for 48 hours. I screamed 
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium 
52: My room is: Either super messy or super clean. Right now messy 
51: My favorite celebrity is: Jacksepticeye 
50: Where would you like to be: In my girlfriend’s arms on a beach 
49: Do you want children: Right now I don’t think I ever would but if I ever did I’d adopt 
48: Ever been in love: Yes I am now 
47: Who’s your best friend: My girl 
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girl friends 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Sleeping 
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: AVERI 
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Stalin did 
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Nope 
41: Have you pre-named your children: I did with my ex. Never again 
40: Last person I got mad at: My grandmother 
39: I would like to move to: California 
38: I wish I was a professional: Sleeper [ My Favorites ] 
37: Candy: Swedish Fish or Nerds 
36: Vehicle: Volkswagen Beetle 
35: President: Biden 
34: State visited: California 
33: Cellphone provider: Cricket 
32: Athlete: Me, running from my responsibilities 
31: Actor: Eddie Redmayne 
30: Actress: Anna Kendrick 
29: Singer: Laura Jane Grace 
28: Band: Against Me! 
27: Clothing store: Thrift shops 
26: Grocery store: Safeway 
25: TV show: Adventure Time 
24: Movie: Wall-E 
23: Website: Pornhu- I mean Tumblr 
22: Animal: Red Panda 
21: Theme park: Disney World 
20: Holiday: Christmas 
19: Sport to watch: Extreme Chess Mega X 
18: Sport to play: How Late Can I Get Up Before Concerning My Family 
17: Magazine: :enizagaM 
16: Book: The Underneath 
15: Day of the week: Saturday 
14: Beach: Any beach 
13: Concert attended: Fall Out Boy x Paramore 
12: Thing to cook: Pasta with alfredo sauce 
11: Food: Bacon egg & cheese on a bagel 
10: Restaurant: TGI Fridays 
9: Radio station: Night Vale Community Radio 
8: Yankee candle scent: Ass 
7: Perfume: Averi’s 
6: Flower: Averi 
5: Color: Orange - the color of Averi’s voice 
4: Talk show host: John Oliver 
3: Comedian: Bo Burnham 
2: Dog breed: Corgi 
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Hell yeah I wouldn’t lie to you

[fallen029]

Untitled and Unfinished Halloween Shit

I actually had two separate one shots I was working for the occasion, but I just got bogged down. I doubt I’ll ever finish them, so here they both are. First one’s a bit short, the second is a bit longer. 

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Of all the terrible things to befall the Thunder God in recent months, he was certain he was currently suffering through the worst one. Sure, he’d gotten rather sick there, towards the beginning of spring and yes, for part of the summer he was trapped in a seemingly unwinnable position, out on a job, which took him weeks to resolve, but oh, there was nothing worse than the fate to which he was current resound.

“Why,” Laxus grumbled with no good nature at all, “are there slimy seeds all over my kitchen floor?

“Our,” Mira corrected her frequently wrong, or at least confused, dragon, “kitchen.”

“And what,” he continued with his complaint as he spied them, each and everyone of them, all there, in his kitchen, “are you morons all doing in my apartment?”

“Our apartment.”

“Mirajane-”

“Oi, boss,” Bickslow remarked, frowning up at the man from where he sat, just as in the thick of it as all the others, “don’t get all put out, huh? Here, I’ll clear a space and you can sit right next to me.”

He didn’t want to.

At all.

And Bickslow, flanked his two biggest enablers, the Strauss sisters, hardly wished for it either.

The whole thing started because Laxus drank too much the night before. Far too much. Like the amount that would leave him passed out for the entirety of the next morning and into the following afternoon. This wasn’t usually a problem, as he’d typically only wake up alone, given that Mirajane was frequently working long shifts up at the guildhall.

She’d asked for that day off though and had conferred with Laxus the evening before, while he was guzzling down booze at the hall, that they could spend the day together. He only nodded and shrugged because, yeah, sure. Spend time with the demon.

But then he drank more. And then some more. And then he wouldn't get up when she rose the next morning. So rather than be annoyed by this (it was rather hard...she was kind of the one who over-served him…), she set out to find something else to do with her rare day off.

She found her younger sister and Bickslow causing trouble in town. The seith was very adamantly arguing with a vendor over something and, after weighing her options, Mirajane rushed over to help.

“Wait,” Laxus complained from where he stood still, in the doorway to the kitchen, glaring now just at his girlfriend. She finished her explanation of the day’s events that had led them to that point and stared up at him in confusion, not quite understanding what he didn’t understand. All of it, though. He didn’t understand all of it. Any of it. “You got to the market, see your sister and her boyfriend arguing with someone and that gets us here, how? And where did you pick up these other idiots?”

“A man,” Elfman complained from where, of course, he was down on the floor as well, continuing his job of scooping more and more pumpkin seeds from inside their host and down onto what was once Laxus’ nice, pristine kitchen floor, “doesn’t call another man an idiot! You idiot!”

“Good one,” Freed sighed from beside the big oaf. Because oh, yes, he was there as well.

Evergreen was the only one not actively participating, it seemed, instead sitting at the kitchen table, flipping absently through a magazine as she filed her nails and neither jumped to her boyfriend’s defense, nor seemed concerned with the rage that was about to be unleashed upon them all.

Raijin already wasn’t in a good mood; now they’d gone and poked the beast as well.

“It’s not so complex, eh, boss?” Bickslow snickered in that way only he could, mimicked by five dolls that floated about. Momentarily, anyways, they floated about. Soon enough, if they all kept pushing him, a lightning strike would no doubt down them in moments. “Me and that vendor, ah, he was a lout. Pumpkins grow wildly and vastly through out the land! Why should I have to pay such high mark up for one? Think about it.”

“Farmers,” Freed sighed once more, hardly glancing up, “grow them. Just like they do all the other vegetables and fruit you might buy from a vendor. Bickslow. Even if they did, they can charge what they wish for what they bring to the market. You know how the market works. Or at least you did. Before your brain was fried by spending too much time with-”

“Before I’m slandered,” Lisanna finally spoke up, “I’d like to point out that I didn’t even wanna come here. And neither did Bickslow.”

“That’s right, boss,” the seith agreed with a sharp nod. “It was Mrs. Boss, yeah? There me and Lissy were, fighting the establishment, when she just appeared out of nowhere, defusing the situation and all. And once I had my head about me again, I decided I would like to purchase a pumpkin. But that lout wouldn’t give me one!”

Laxus blinked. Then he rubbed a hand against one of his eyes.

“If you couldn’t get a pumpkin,” he finally questioned with a heavy frown, “then why are their, at least, thirty in my apartment right now?”

“Because if I couldn’t have one, then nobody could!” He declared then with a darkness in his tone that wasn’t around much anymore. The passion and drive had flown out of his body, replaced by his infatuation and devotion to Lisanna, somehow taking the darkness with it. A trade off. Looking to Mirajane then, Bickslow nodded at her before saying, “Mrs. Boss over there, ah, she’s a real trooper. We’re family now, you know. All of us. Ain’t we? Well, I told her to buy ‘em all! Every last one. ‘cause if I can’t have a pumpkin, no one can have a pumpkin! That’ll teach him.”

There was an awkward bit of silence there, where Mirajane nodded in earnest and Lisanna, hearing the event played back to her, considered many of her life choices and how, maybe, she was taking the whole ‘live your second chance to the fullest’ thing a bit too far, got an odd look on her face as her boyfriend’s words didn’t quite add up.

“You bought,” Laxus began with a slight growl in his voice as slowly, realization dawned on even the dimmest of the group, “all of the man’s stock for the day to punish…who? He sold out, you nimrods! That’s a great fucking day for him! And then let me guess, you went and rounded up these idiots to help you carry them all here because, why? Huh? Why are you here?”

“Not to be called an idiot,” Elfman complained again, glaring over from his diligent pumpkin scooping. “Sis, if he calls me an idiot one more time-”

“Laxus, just go calm down.” Mirajane’s smile was faltering now as, yeah, maybe they hadn’t stuck it to the mean vendor who was bullying her sister had her boyfriend (also know as, you know, just doing his job) and she wanted him gone before he poked anymore holes in her day. “It’s okay. It’s actually really great, when you think about it.”

“Your younger sister and her idiot boyfriend harassing people just trying to work? Yeah, great.”

“He’s usin’ that word again,” Elfman warned.

“Oh, Elfman, hush.” Evergreen finally spoke then and, as always, it was just to hate on her boyfriend. “The two of them are idiots.”

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It wasn’t a dreary day, necessarily, but it was hardly a pleasant one either. Weather wise, that was. The season had shifted away from the bright hot days into the frequent dark and cloudy evenings. There was a crispness to the air and, as he walked around Magnolia that day, Laxus frowned at the fallen, wet leaves that stuck to his boots.

Though it wasn’t miserable outside, he was rather miserable inside.

Because as unremarkable a date as it was for the world at large, it was possibly the worse date of all for him.

“Oh, dragon, it’ll be perfect,” Mirajane had gushed the day before after he’d made the boneheaded decision to be completely honest with her and admit that no, he did not have any plans for the following evening. Imagine the fool he was, all those hours before, believing that answering in such a way would find him on a hot date with his girlfriend and end with, well...heh. But Mirajane, as always, had other plans. “Everyone else is free too. So finally, we can have our next get-together.”

Which, if you didn’t know who ‘everyone’ included, you might think wouldn’t be so bad. A little get-together with friends was exactly what autumn evenings were designed for. But unfortunately, Mirajane didn’t mean calling in each of their rarely seen, away from the guildhall friends. Or even some of the rare normal people in the guild. Or even just the freaks in the guild.

Oh, no.

Mirajane meant the same people she always meant which would, as always, lead to the same situations it always did.

The Thunder Legion.

Great on their own. Awesome, even. They were his closest of friends.

But they wouldn’t be the only ones there.

Mirajane would also be inviting her siblings. Lisanna and Elfman. The former was great, the latter not so much, but even still, he wouldn’t absolutely dread spending time with the two of them.

But combined? The Thunder Legion and the Strauss siblings? A nightmarish situation, to say the least.  

And one as he walked through the streets of Magnolia, balancing two boxes from the bakery his girlfriend had requested he pick up for the occasion in his arms, that he was walking straight into.

They were all there, because they always seemed to all be there, at the Strauss house when he arrived. Bickslow and Lisanna were actually the first ones he saw, sitting out on the porch together, dilligently carving pumpkins together (or at least throwing the scooped out seeds at one another) as the man’s wooden dolls floated overhead. It was Evergreen and Elfman, however, that Laxus heard first, arguing loudly just beyond the front door.

“Oi, boss,” Bickslow called out to the man as he approached. “Fancy meetin’ you here, eh? Though, I guess we both fuck a Strauss, so it only makes sense we’d run into one another now and again. Pretty swanky party, don’t ya say?”

Laxus didn’t agree with anything he just said. Other than the fact they were both boning a Strauss. And even then, not really, because he was doing much more important things than ‘just boning a Strauss’. Laxus and Mirajane had a deep emotional bond.

Lisanna and Bickslow had the misfortune of being so unlikable no one else wanted to be with them.

Well, Laxus conceded as the youngest Strauss elbowed Bickslow rather heavily then, not enjoying all he’d declared apparently, Lisanna wasn’t blighted like the seith. No. Just lacked some self valuable. Respect. Hopefully she’d eventually find some of both and stop screwing around with stupid Bickslow already.

Laxus would even brave the inevitable fallout this would bring.

If anyone deserved to be saved, it was Lisanna.

“What kind of cakes did you pick up, Laxus?” the young woman was calling out to him then as, standing finally, she shook her hands free of the sticky pumpkin seeds at his approach. “Sis said she told you to get something festive.”

Grunting, Laxus came to a stop on the porch before the two of them, Bickslow wiping his own hands on his pants before moving to lift the lid on the top cake box.

“Boss!”

And he tried to throw it away from them then, Bickslow did, to knock the box from the slayer’s hand. Laxus turned though, on his heels, growling as this caused his Sound Pod cords to tug just right and fall from his ears.

“Bickslow, what the fuck?” he growled at the man, but Bickslow as well.

“Boss, what the fuck,” the seith corrected as his girlfriend, curious, came to peer into the box as well, “is what I should be saying. Can you believe him, Lissy? Huh? Babies? No, wait, babies, don’t even look. Advert your innocent eyes! This heathen, boss, that’s you I’m referrin’ to, you’re a heathen.”

“You’re the heathen,” Laxus volleyed back, still extremely confused, but not one to be called out of his name without responding. Usually, he’d be much wittier, but Bickslow had come at him out of nowhere and it was really throwing him for a loo.

“I think,” Lisanna whispered softly, considering the word deeply, “we’re all kind of heathens.”

“Not all of us, Lisanna.”

They all looked then, over at the front door. It had been opened just a bit by Mirajane, the woman peeking her head out to make a face at all of them. From behind her the sounds of Evergreen still ranting and raving at poor Elfman, but Mirajane only giggled some, more interested it seemed in the brewing argument on the porch.

“Did you get my cakes, Lax?” she asked then and, sparing Bickslow a glare, the man nodded. “Then what’s the problem?”

“What’s the problem?” Bickslow gasped at the woman, stalking over to her then. “The problem is that here I am, trying to have a nice family day on the front porch of my girlfriend’s home, cuttin’ up pumpkins, slinging their seeds about, with my babies, and this heathen, the boss, the man you take into your bed every night-”

“Not every night,” Mira mused softly and, well, Laxus only kicked at the ground and huffed.

“While I’m enjoying my time, about to get all pumped up to entertain you all at the party, “Bickslow went right on ahead, “he comes here with that inflammatory cake of his-”

“Laxus, what is the cake of?” Mira asked, more than a bit concerned.

But he only growled, “It’s a fucking white cake! Cut in the shape of a ghosts. Like a, a, ghost, you know? Isn’t that what you wanted me to get? I got one cut up in a circle that’s frosted to look like a jack-o-lantern. Then one that’s frosted to look like-”

“A derogatory,” Bickslow accused loudly, “image if I’ve ever seen one.”

“Against,” Laxus braked back, “who?”

“Well,” Lisanna thought then, bring a finger up to her chin as she looked thoughtfully to the sky. It was there that she spotted them, the seith’s floating babies. “Oh, I get it. Bickslow’s babies are spirits.”

“Yes, Lissy, exactly,” the man agreed easily.

Laxus just continued to glare. “No, not exactly. What the fuck do your dumb dolls-”

“They’re spirits,” Mira reasoned and, oh gosh, if she was trying that out, then they were all in trouble. “And ghosts are supposed to be spirits. So you offended them by bringing a fake image of them around.”

“A disgusting,” Bickslow reaffirmed, “caricature.”

“When you think about it,” Lisanna agreed, “it is kind of offensive.”

And this, atop many reasons, is why Laxus hated being around all of them.

Stomping now, he made sure to kick one of the dumb jack-o-lanterns Lisanna and Bickslow were carving clear across the porch, much to the yells of the two of them, as well as the protest of his girlfriend, but no. Laxus was done with that shit. He was going inside and having a drink.

“Damn it, Ever, that’s not fair! You can’t ask a man to just accept this!”

“I don’t care!”

But there was no escape, of course, because there was never any escape.

Elfman and Evergreen were in the living room, him screaming at her as she would only growl her responses into her wine glass and, well, at least someone was close to drunk. How lucky.

Sidestepping them and whatever the fuck they were going on about, he headed into the kitchen then to drop the cakes down on the table. Freed there though, of course, where he’d no doubt been working seamlessly beside Mirajane only moments before, on what would eventually be dinner. For the moment, it mostly seemed to consist of stirring something in a pot, but whatever it was smelled great already and Laxus wanted a lot more of it than the damn cakes he was getting chewed out about.

“They’re all,” he growled as, free of the cakes, he was finally able to shove his headphones back on his ears and go throw open the fridge to snag a beer, “so fucking aggravating. I’m not going to get through this night.”

Freed let out a soft sigh though, hardly heard over the hiss of Laxus popping the tab on his beer can. Staring down into the tasty stew he was stirring, the rune mage watched it bubble as he reminded, “Tonight shouldn’t last long. Listen to Bickslow tell a few scary stories, scare Mirajane and Lisanna, have Elfman get so drunk he passes out, you and Ever as well, then we can all go home. Or, well, I can.”

“His stories aren’t fucking scary,” the slayer grumbled all the same, sour now on Bickslow for what very well could be the remainder of the night. “They’re annoying. Everything about everyone here is annoying.”

“Even me? Dragon?”

He had to let out a short huff through his nose so he didn’t respond truthfully as, once more, Mirajane arrived in the kitchen to get back to instructing Freed on crafting the perfect stew. The chill in the air was finally just low enough that the warmth it would provide would be more than welcome; it would be desired.

“No,” Laxus snarled down at his beer can as Mirajane took her place at the stove once more. “Never you. Demon.”

“Perhaps you should carve a pumpkin yourself, Laxus,” Freed suggested helpfully. “Bickslow and Lisanna arrived with a surplus. They wish to have them all finished, before the night is over. Light them all, line the porch with them. It might be therapeutic for you, however, to carve one yourself.”

“I ain’t goin’ out there,” he grumbled around his drink. “The longer those two stay outside, all alone, the better.”

“It’ll get too cold soon,” Mira remarked. “But I don’t want them getting the gross pumpkin guts all over my kitchen.”

“Just stain the wooden boards of your porch.” Freed hummed some. “Get them sticky and gross. To be covered by ants in the morning.”

“Plus,” Mira added, ignoring the rune mage and instead glancing over her shoulder at her boyfriend, “I don’t really want you with a knife right now. Around Bickslow.”

“I’d fry the idiot before I stabbed him.”

“Please, Laxus,” Freed begged with a shake of his head. “It’s much harder for it to appear premeditated when you openly announce your intentions.”

“You know what I’ve been thinking about,” Mirajane went on, humming her words slightly. Considering both men in the room with her at the moment never had any idea what the fuck was about to come out of the woman’s mouth, they both stayed silent. Which was just as well, considering she was glad to explain. “Costumes. If this was a really good spooky party, we would all have come in-”

“No,” Laxus grumbled. “No costumes. And there’s nothing spooky about this damn party.”

“That’s what you think, boss.”

And great, Bickslow and Lisanna had come back into the house.

Laxus only frowned as they both strode into the kitchen with little concern over the fact the slayer was very close to frying them both. As Lisanna rushed to the sink, in order to wash off any sticky residue from their very hard work (playing with) carving pumpkins, Bickslow too no precautions to the mess he’d brought in with him and instead only addressed the others with his hands on his hips, babies floating about his head.

“I thought,” Freed questioned with a glance over his shoulder at his friend, “that the two of you were going to be carving all those pumpkins? Certainly, you haven’t finished by this point.”

“Pumpkins are for chumps,” Bickslow declared. “Plus, I could hardly keep my focus after the boss unleashed his bigoted attack on my poor, innocent babies.”

“His what?” Freed questioned as Lisanna giggled and Mira hummed louder.

“Don’t give me looks,” Laxus griped at the rune mage’s eyes. “How come you so easily believe I did somethin’ like that, huh?”

“Well-” Lisanna began, but Freed’s protest cut her off.

“I don’t, Laxus, I assure you,” he insisted as the man in question, after downing his beer, immediately went back to the fridge to get another. “It’s only-”

“Don’t let ‘im fool ya, Freed,” Bickslow warned. “The boss here is a lot like that hotel I stayed at, a few months back. Looks nice, minibar stocked, pool just right, bar jazzy. But it ain’t nearly as inclusive as you think. Soon enough you’re paying for the bill in small increments for the rest of your life.”

“I don’t get it,” Mira said after a moment of silence in which, most everyone else, was very willing to be content in that fact.

“The boss ain’t all inclusive to my poor babies, see?” Bickslow reached up then, to push his visor up so he could wink over at the woman. “And this is also how I announce, at large, to anyone who would like to heard, I’m drownin’ in debt, yeah? Anyone wantin’ to help out-”

“If you are drowning in debt,” Freed complained, “then why did you just buy a bunch of pumpkins? Especially if, apparently, they are for...chumps?”

“Why did I… Look, man, this ain’t about me. Or my never-ending debt.” And he raised a finger then, to point at the slayer in the kitchen. “It’s about boss being a bigot. Bigot boss. A working title.”

Downing the rest of his beer in one gulp, Laxus easily launched the beer can at the seith’s head...which the acrobat easily dodged, leaving it to hit the unsuspecting Lisanna instead. As she griped and Mirajane called for order, Laxus decided he was gonna rip that damn finger off Bickslow’s hand. No one wagged a finger at him!

Other than, you know, the demon.

“Laxus,” she yelled, doing it right about then as he and Bickslow took to tussling in the far too small Strauss kitchen. “Knock it off! Behave!”

As Freed took to breaking them up though, the final member of the Thunder Legion took a break from berating her boyfriend to come stand in the kitchen entryway and glare.

“We,” she told them all with a hiss, “are trying to have a very important conversation in the other room. If the rest of you want to act like children- Oh, are you just killing Bickslow?”

“Not very manly, all gangin’ up and all,” Elfman remarked from behind her as, finally, at a particular threat by the demon, Laxus released the seith from a choke hold who, visor having been torn from his face in the struggle, turned to look hurtfully up at his babies.

“What the fuck was that, guys? Huh?” He shook a fist at the five of them as they floated about curiously. “I needed you guys out there and you turned your backs on me. You stupid...ghosts!”

“Bickslow!” Lisanna had been bringing him his visor, but when he reached for it, she held it away from him then. “Apologize.”

Reaching out to snatch it from her then, he only vowed to his babies, “On my deathbed!”

While most of the people gathered about then would probably be fine with that, Mirajane only took a few steps back from the situation, a finger coming up to tap at her chin as she considered, briefly, the situation.

“You know,” she began slowly as most everyone seemed put out by another, “I thought that tonight we could have a really good time, sharing ghost stories and having cider and stew and… But what could make us all closer than officially airing all of our grievances  It’ll strengthen our bonds.”

Freed took to eyeing Mirajane then, trying to decide if this had been the woman’s plan all along, while Laxus only eyed her with something far closer to lust as he considered if he’d have to do this, to get in bed with the woman later.

“I,” Evergreen announced the overarching opinion of the others, “am not doing that.”

“You are too,” Laxus declared as he came to the realization that, yeah, he’d probably have to go along with this if he and the demon were going to end their night on the same page. “You all are.”

And that was final.

It took a bit more time, for Mirajane and Freed to get the stew on a simmer and the others to resound to their fate, but inevitably they found themselves arranged in the Strauss living room much the same they had on many other occasions. Lisanna and Bickslow took the love seat though now they were passing weary glances at one another

.

[m0rgansux]

200: My crush’s name is: I guess I have a crush on Justin

199: I was born in: North Carolina

198: I am really: Sad

197: My cellphone company is: AT&T

196: My eye color is: Blue

195: My shoe size is: 7 ish

194: My ring size is: I have no idea something between 6 and 8 maybe

193: My height is: 5′ 9 1/2′’

192: I am allergic to: Ants I think and maybe the sun

191: My 1st car was: A 2007 Kia Rondo

190: My 1st job was: Selling Avon

189: Last book you read: Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher

188: My bed is: COMFY

187: My pet: s are cool I have a lot

186: My best friend: K8 bc no one else likes me

185: My favorite shampoo is: Organix

184: Xbox or ps3: I haven’t played either 

183: Piggy banks are: CUTE

182: In my pockets: Nothing 

181: On my calendar: Birthdays, cat rabies dates, appointments, work schedule 

180: Marriage is: NEAT

179: Spongebob can: Eat my ass 

178: My mom: is a cool lady 

177: The last three songs I bought were: I use apple music so I don’t buy songs but the last 3 I downloaded were  We Don’t Talk Anymore (feat. Selena Gomez) - Charlie Puth Just a Dream - Nelly Airplanes Pt 2. (Feat. Eminem and Hayley Williams) - BoB ....don’t judge me ok I was havin a time last night 

176: Last YouTube video watched: An analysis of an episode of Black Mirror 

175: How many cousins do you have? 0

174: Do you have any siblings? I have a brother and sister 

173: Are your parents divorced? No

172: Are you taller than your mom? Like 4 or 5 inches 

171: Do you play an instrument? I played the violin up until a couple years ago 

170: What did you do yesterday? Cleaned out cages at petsmart 

[I BELIEVE IN….]

169: Love at first sight: Idk fam

168: Luck: I don’t think so 

167: Fate: No

166: Yourself: No

165: Aliens: Yes

164: Heaven: I don’t know

163: Hell: No

162: God: I don’t know

161: Horoscopes: Maybe

160: Soul mates: No

159: Ghosts: Maybe

158: Gay Marriage: Yes???

157: War: No

156: Orbs: I don’t think so 

155: Magic: No

[THIS OR THAT]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

153: Drunk or High: High

152: Phone or Online: Phone

151: Red heads or Black haired: Both

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes

149: Hot or cold: Cold

148: Summer or winter: Winter

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

145: Night or Day: Night

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White

140: Mac or PC: PC

139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip flops 

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Do u mean like ugly personality bc obviously I’m going to go for sweet and poor

137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama

135: Buried or cremated: I......don’t know

134: Singing or Dancing: Singing

133: Coach or Chanel: I don’t care

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Oh my GOD Chris Daughtry 

131: Small town or Big city: Big city 

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: It depends on the movie 

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Pedicure 

127: East Coast or West Coast: Both??

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers 

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox: I don’t care at all 

[HERE’S WHAT I THINK ABOUT]

122: War: UH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR  ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN

121: George Bush: He’s a fucking monkey 

120: Gay Marriage: I support it

119: The presidential election: Sad and disappointing 

118: Abortion: Pro-choice 

117: MySpace: It died like 500 years ago 

116: Reality TV: I don’t like it except for The Voice sometimes 

115: Parents: They neat

114: Back stabbers: ....they suck???

113: Ebay: It’s kinda dead tbh 

112: Facebook: Moms use it too much 

111: Work: Cute dogs and a cute boy 

110: My Neighbors: I don’t know them but they’ve waved at us before 

109: Gas Prices: I wish they were lower 

108: Designer Clothes: I shop at H&M and Target 

107: College: Waste of my time and money 

106: Sports: I don’t care about sports 

105: My family: They’re nice but I need a break from them sometimes 

104: The future: How dare u ask me about that 

[LAST TIME I….]

103: Hugged someone: It’s been like 50 million years 

102: Last time you ate: A few minutes ago 

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: A couple days ago 

100: Cried in front of someone: DUDE LIKE NEVER 

99: Went to a movie theater: A couple months ago

98: Took a vacation: It’s been like 3 years 

97: Swam in a pool: It’s been like 5 years 

96: Changed a diaper: It’s been like 7 years omg 

95: Got my nails done: About a month ago

94: Went to a wedding: 2011

93: Broke a bone: Never 

92: Got a piercing: Last March

91: Broke the law: Probably within the last week 

90: Texted: A few minutes ago 

89: Who makes you laugh the most: K8

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My cats bc I can’t take them all 

87: The last movie I saw: I don’t remember 

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Nothing

85: The thing I’m not looking forward to: MY LIFE

84: People call me: Morgan :\\\

83: The most difficult thing to do is: A lot of things

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Once

81: My zodiac sign is: Leo

80: The first person i talked to today was: Probably my dad

79: First time you had a crush: Kindergarten 

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: No one :)

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Probably today??

76: Right now I am talking to: No one

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Lol who knows

74: I have/will get a job: I’m a cashier

73: Tomorrow: I’m going to breakfast with Angelica, then the dentist

72: Today: I did nothing

71: Next Summer: I don’t even know 

70: Next Weekend: Working or doing nothing 

69: I have these pets: 15 cats and a turtle

68: The worst sound in the world: I hate Styrofoam squeaking sounds 

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: MEEEE

66: People that make you happy: NO ONE

65: Last time I cried: Today

64: My friends are: NEAT

63: My computer is: FINE BUT I DON’T USE IT

62: My School: I graduated 

61: My Car: A 2007 Kia Rio

60: I lose all respect for people who: Yell at cashiers 

59: The last movie I cried at was: Who knows 

58: Your hair color is: Red

57: TV shows you watch: Criminal Minds, New Girl, Family Guy, Parks and Rec

56: Favorite web site: Tumblr or Youtube

55: Your dream vacation: A vacation in general 

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: BRUH I DON’T KNOW 

53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t know honestly 

52: My room is: A cross between a young adult hipster’s room and an emo teenager’s room

51: My favorite celebrity is: Matthew Gray Gubler sure

50: Where would you like to be: In my bed 

49: Do you want children: No

48: Ever been in love: No

47: Who’s your best friend: k8

46: More guy friends or girl friends: I have 2 friends and they’re both girls 

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Attention

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: NONE OF UR BUSINESS

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I don’t even have a 5 month plan

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Yeah but who knows where it went

41: Have you pre-named your children: NO EW

40: Last person I got mad at: Dominique 

39: I would like to move to: Anywhere else 

38: I wish I was a professional: Cat petter 

[MY FAVORITES….]

37: Candy: Sour patch kids 

36: Vehicle: I don’t have one

35: President: I am not educated enough to answer this 

34: State visited: New York

33: Cellphone provider: Not AT&T

32: Athlete: None

31: Actor: My mind is blanking

30: Actress: ^^^

29: Singer: Brendon Urie maybe 

28: Band: Fall Out Boy

27: Clothing store: H&M

26: Grocery store: Whole Foods 

25: TV show: Criminal Minds 

24: Movie: Scream, 13 Going on 30

23: Website: U have def asked this already 

22: Animal: Cats

21: Theme park: I have only been to Carrowinds and Busch Gardens 

20: Holiday: Christmas 

19: Sport to watch: None

18: Sport to play: NONE

17: Magazine: I haven’t read a magazine in 45 years 

16: Book: I literally just forgot every book I’ve ever read 

15: Day of the week: I don’t have one 

14: Beach: I don’t like the beach 

13: Concert attended: PATD or Monumentour 

12: Thing to cook: Desserts 

11: Food: Sushi

10: Restaurant: Blue Asia 

9: Radio station: Modern rock 98.7

8: Yankee candle scent: Idk fam I like incense-y kinda smells 

7: Perfume: I just got a trio of Nest perfumes and I really like those right now 

6: Flower: Roses???

5: Color: Black

4: Talk show host: None of them

3: Comedian: Bo Burnham

2: Dog breed: Pittbull 

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Who knows there were so many questions I don’t even remember,

[coffeesleeprepeat-blog]

answer all of em lmao

Screw You200 things you can put in my ask200: My crush’s name is: still haunting me. Also I can't say here. He'd know. 199: I was born in: A hospital. at least I think I was198: I am really: Tired 197: My cellphone company is: AT&T196: My eye color is: Brown and Green 195: My shoe size is: 9194: My ring size is: 8?193: My height is: 5'5192: I am allergic to: Oranges and Strawberries 191: My 1st car was: Ford Escort LX190: My 1st job was: A Daycare 189: Last book you read: The World By Jan Morris188: My bed is: My favorite place 187: My pet: She's old 😞186: My best friend: Is always there for me185: My favorite shampoo is: whatever is in the shower 184: Xbox or ps3: neither I like Nintendo's 64183: Piggy banks are: something I never owned 182: In my pockets: currently in a skirt so nothing181: On my calendar: Lots 180: Marriage is: Something I hope to have one day 179: Spongebob can: make me laugh178: My mom: Is the strongest person I know177: The last three songs I bought were? Keaton Henson 176: Last YouTube video watched: music of some sort 175: How many cousins do you have? 2 that I know 174: Do you have any siblings? yes 4 and 2 married in173: Are your parents divorced? nope172: Are you taller than your mom? yes?171: Do you play an instrument? yes 170: What did you do yesterday? worked for a couple people[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: at first sight no. 168: Luck: maybe 167: Fate: definitely 166: Yourself: eh I'm trying 165: Aliens: yes164: Heaven: I believe so 163: Hell: sure162: God: yes161: Horoscopes: yeah 160: Soul mates: absolutely 159: Ghosts: YES158: Gay Marriage: definitely people can love whoever they want 157: War: hate it 156: Orbs: ehhhh155: Magic: possibly [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: both?153: Drunk or High: Drunk152: Phone or Online: phone151: Red heads or Black haired: black150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: Winter147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: Strawberry 145: Night or Day: day144: Oranges or Apples: apples143: Curly or Straight hair: curly142: McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 140: Mac or PC: PC139: Flip flops or high heals: Sneakers 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor (IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION)137: Coke or Pepsi: cherry Pepsi otherwise coke136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: something with birds 134: Singing or Dancing: both 133: Coach or Chanel: neither 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who? 131: Small town or Big city: small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler probably 128: Manicure or Pedicure: none 127: East Coast or West Coast: I don't know126: Your Birthday or Christmas: I just like holidays 125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: I don't care for sports[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: Hate it121: George Bush: He's a guy120: Gay Marriage: It's cool119: The presidential election: fuckin done118: Abortion: I hate the idea of it but people have their rights 117: MySpace: had a conversation about is yesterday 116: Reality TV: ehh don't care for it115: Parents: mine are weird but I love them 114: Back stabbers: I hate them113: Ebay: never used it 112: Facebook: It's alright.111: Work: Well I don't have a job so ??110: My Neighbors: are annoying 109: Gas Prices: suck108: Designer Clothes: don't care for them 107: College: I will be going soon 106: Sports: not into them 105: My family: Is crazy 104: The future: It's coming fast. don't waste time go for what you want![ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: honestly it's been a while 102: Last time you ate: last night 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: in about an hour 100: Cried in front of someone: yesterday 99: Went to a movie theater: a week ago?98: Took a vacation: last summer97: Swam in a pool: last summer96: Changed a diaper: couple of days ago 95: Got my nails done: last year94: Went to a wedding: last year 93: Broke a bone: 2008 I broke my right arm92: Got a piercing: 2013 I got my second piercings 91: Broke the law: yesterday 90: Texted: about an hour ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: My brother 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My family 87: The last movie I saw: Something about a murder 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: making something of myself 85: The thing I'm not looking forward to failing84: People call me: Zoe 83: The most difficult thing to do is: tell people you're over someone when your not82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope 81: My zodiac sign is: Scorpio 80: The first person I talked to today was: My mom79: First time you had a crush: I was like 878: The one person who I can’t hide things from : My sister in law 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday 76: Right now I am talking to: nobody 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully a psychologist74: I have/will get a job: after summer 73: Tomorrow: is easter and my brothers birthday72: Today: I have a funeral to attend 71: Next Summer: will be different 70: Next Weekend: I'm not sure 69: I have these pets: they're my world and also crazy 68: The worst sound in the world: nail filing AHHHH67: The person that makes me cry the most is: this guy that does't even like me 66: People that make you happy: my friends65: Last time I cried: last night 64: My friends are: the best 63: My computer is: stupid 62: My School: is at home61: My Car: it's great 60: I lose all respect for people who: lie to me 59: The movie I cried at was: IDK 58: Your hair color is: red It was brunette but I dyed it 57: TV shows you watch: rick and Morty, The Office and Parks and Rec 56: Favorite web site: Tumblr55: Your dream vacation: anywhere with someone I love54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when my brother moved away 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium rare 52: My room is: aesthetically pleasing 51: My favorite celebrity is: I don't really have one 50: Where would you like to be: anywhere but here 49: Do you want children: sure sometime in the future 48: Ever been in love: yes47: Who’s your best friend: aprillll46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl friends45: One thing that makes you feel great is: people who actually care44: One person that you wish you could see right now: I shouldn't say 43: Do you have a 5-year plan: no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not really but I have ideas 41: Have you pre-named your children: no but I do have names I like 40: Last person I got mad at: myself 39: I would like to move to: I don't know 38: I wish I was a professional: Photographer [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: something with peanut butter 36: Vehicle: VW 35: President: 34: State visited: Idaho 33: Cellphone provider: Verizon 32: Athlete: don't have one 31: Actor: Chris Pratt 30: Actress: not sure29: Singer: Keaton Henson28: Band: The Oh Hellos or panic at the disco or modern baseball 27: Clothing store: any thrift store 26: Grocery store: Safeway 25: TV show: parks and recreation 24: Movie: Space jam 23: Website: Tumblr 22: Animal: Dog or cat21: Theme park: does the boardwalk count?20: Holiday: anything where the whole family's together 19: Sport to watch: soccer 18: Sport to play: soccer17: Magazine: none 16: Book: hard question I like a lot currently The World 15: Day of the week: Tuesday 14: Beach: somewhere in Oregon 13: Concert attended: Panic at the disco 12: Thing to cook: eggs 11: Food: spaghetti 10: Restaurant: Cozy 9: Radio station: don't have one 8: Yankee candle scent: uh I don't know the names of them but something that smells musky 7: Perfume: I like old spice6: Flower: all of them5: Color: I like red4: Talk show host: Don't know3: Comedian: don't have a favorite 2: Dog breed: St Bernard 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? I tried