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Junmyeon: Alright kids, what's something you did good today?

Kyungsoo: I prevented a murder!

Junmyeon: Wha-

Junmyeon: How'd you do that?

Kyungsoo: Self control.

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Minseok: Listen, I'm gonna need you to calm down.

Jongdae [banging his fists on the table]: But how can it be birthday-flavored if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!

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"Should've burned this place when I had the chance" - Kyungsoo to SM, probably.

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Yixing: Being nice is free.

Kyungsoo: Yeah but like being a bitch is free too. It's a little more fun and dramatic. There's some drama and excitement. Like why the fuck wouldn't I. I'm not trying to be a bitch, it just happens.

Yixing: Um-

Kyungsoo: I can't help it.

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Minseok: [Eating McDonald's]

Jongdae: Can I have a bite?

Minseok: You can have the whole thing if you got up and got one for yourself.

Baekhyun: Hey can I have a bite?

Chanyeol: Yeah sure babe.

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[Baby crying noises from the next door]

Cable Guy: How old is your kid?

Junmyeon: That's Sehun. He's 26.

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Jongdae: I don't know what to draw...

Minseok: Draw me like one of your fish girls.

Jongdae: You know the line is actually "draw me like one of your French girls"?

Minseok: I wanna be a fucking mermaid Jongdae!

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Jongin [opens door]: Hello, people who do not live here.

Ten: Hey.

Mark: Hi.

Lucas: Wassup.

Taeyong: Hey!

Baekhyun: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Taemin: We're out of Doritos.

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Kyungsoo: I was always taught to think before I act.

Kyungsoo: So, rest assured, if I smack the shit out of someone today, I have thought about it, and I am confident in ny decision.

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Baekhyun: I need to say something. And I don't want any criticism or judgment whatsoever.

Junmyeon: And you came to me?

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Chanyeol: [gets down on one knee]

Kyungsoo: Oh my god it's happening!

Chanyeol: [falls over]

Kyungsoo: The poison is finally kicking in!

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Junmyeon: [makes a joke]

Every EXO member: [silent]

Jumyeon: It takes an advanced sense of humor to get my jokes. I don't expect everybody to understand.

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"I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual"

- Sehun, probably

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Kyungsoo: It's near me again!

Baekhyun: I have a name.

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Baekhyun: Why would you give Kyungsoo a knife?!

Minseok: He felt unsafe.

Baekhyun: Well now I feel unsafe.

Minseok:

Minseok: Would you also like a knife?

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Jongdae's baby: [Crys]

Sehun: I'm baby.