#oh look another dani shitpost

[viciousgold]

some fun no context ao3 tags I've seen in hdm fanfiction regarding either marisa, marisa and asriel, marisa and lyra, etc. (most of these are regarding marisa and asriel lol) there's also a sprinkle of marisa and mary thrown in (SOME HDM SPOILERS MENTIONED, some nsfw mentioned)

idiots in love - heretics in trouble - sinning - Marisa keeps Lyra -bad parenting, but it gets better -feral Lyra Belacqua - angsty as shit - Marisa being Marisa - chaotic romance - Edward Coulter (cameo) dani: bruh idk why this tag made me laugh so hard

because they are stupid and I love them, also I will throw hands with god for them, and then write a 200 page analysis of their relationships - alethiometer use - Marisa Coulter is bad at feelings, Marisa Coulter needs a hug - Ex sex - I needed something sweet so I wrote something sweet - Stelmaria is the only braincell around there - Heresy - Bad Ideas and Reckless Behavior - Criminal Activities

Drinking to cope, but not in an excessive way, but there is, as the title suggests, a lot of alcohol in this - absolutely clueless idiots - two science gfs with two different lives - locket origins - feral heretical parents and lovers, because I've shipped them since I was 13 so what, peak romance is fighting non-stop then jumping into an abyss to save your child

Thorold's appearance is brief - Allow me to rewrite the script from this episode, if the writers gave us nothing I will do it myself - I wrote this while listening to Taylor Swift's music - asriel is kind of a bitch - Dadriel - The Affair: Part 2 - Asriel gets some sense knocked into him at an earlier date - one dad joke was made - church adjacent sex - girlboss murder dynasty - I just feel compelled to use science metaphors when it comes to Masriel - Asriel is smart and clueless - Marisa is desperate manipulative and possibly unhinged - Stelmaria is the only reasonable adult here - mother trying her best - childhood trauma but we see the trauma

Marisa keeps turning up the heat - Thorold saw/heard too much and probably got paid too little - Whatever happened to Thorold? - reminiscing on hate sex - absolute abysmal misery, but it's sort of happy in the end - The Subtle Knife but with Mrs. Coulter tagging along - A little Stelmarisa sweetness to lighten the angst - Canon compliant if you try hard enough - they're sad and horny people - this is a Lantern Slides type fic, except because it's me a single Lantern Slide is 3000 words long - shameless sitting around

a first and last attempt at writing about science - no literally it's just pwp - monster thesis (affectionate), monster thesis (derogatory) - Roof Sex - kind of angry sex but feelings too - Asriel being Asriel - Little Lyra is the cutest thing ever - We need more fluff so here it is - church stuff - two stubborn adulterers - in which canon is changed and destiny doesn't like that - murder flirting - 5000 words of emotional ineptitude

[darktapufifi]

Shitpost Pt.3

Since I havent posted in a while, have some doodles and shenanigans from the discord!!

Heres a little doodle of what billy looked like as a kid v.s. now (I drew it at like 4 am on my phone, 100% not my best work lmao)

Here's some concept work for the Smoke Crews ship AI - DANI.3114 - they're based off of an old character mine for another space themed world me and my friend had built that had kinda died, I'm honestly happy with how they are turning out so far!!

I also designed myself a crittersona!! I made them a page oh TH as well, SillyBilly will most likely get a page soon - I'm hoping to get to designing their AU soon too

Who needs drama when we have goobers ✨

Space riders au belongs to @onyxonline

Credits below the cut

Picrew image located in first concept sketch made from this picrew ↓ (霧村ゆきちい on picrew) (@yukichii_kiri on twitter - also linked)

Transparent image of Monika in the first concept sketch from ↓

Love bug images located in first concept sketch from ↓

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Dogi Maji Revenge

I don’t have time or energy to make another few pages comic for one of my absurd ideas right now. And I’ve been meaning to write more, so that I can get more comfortable doing it. So I thought I’d get 2 birds with one stone this way. This one is cheesy compared to the goofy comics I made, but it is a direct continuation from the last one (Dogi Maji 4) and also the last in the “series”.

You will notice it features the actual dialogues from the game in some parts, cause I have fun writting and thinking around that. I guess this could be considered my 2nd rewrite of some sort.

Thanks for sticking around for my shitposts 💖

FanMCDaniel(they/them) x Satan (either platonic or romantic, it is up for interpretation)

Warnings: None.

Words: 1307

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Mammon: “Wait... this is serious! They clipped through a wall?! Can they even come back from there?”

Leviathan: “Oh, nah, no need to worry. We all get relocated by the entrance when a new day starts. And the day is almost over so, they don't have much time to mess with anything.

Besides, we are in the late game. They can't sabotage our progress unless they somehow get into the save file...”

Satan: “Hmm. So how do you know they won't get to it?”

Leviathan: “Because I've been keeping it safe! Heheheh!”

He proudly takes out something from under his desk, it's a device similar to a tablet with a hot pink case adorned with hearts.  

Levi: “Ta-da! And we can check our progress on it too! See?”

He taps on the device and brings up a screen with 4 bars, next to which is each of the player demon's faces. Each bar is only barely filled. But some are fuller than others. Mammon steps forward, and grabs it to get a closer look.

Mammon: “Hey uh... aren't these all very low?”

Levi's grin doesn't falter.

Levi: “Yeah, but I'm the highest.”

Lucifer, who with Satan looked at the screen over Mammon's shoulder, chipped in.

Lucifer: “Are you sure about that?”

Levi blinks, and yanks the tablet back.

Levi: “What are you talking about? I was the highest this morning when I checked!! BUT NOW YOUR PROGRESS DOUBLED SINCE THEN?? How did you do that?!”

The eldest looks smug, but for a brief second averts his eyes.

Lucifer: “It was probably because I helped them with something they wanted.”  

Satan: “How ridiculous.”

Then the bickering started, with Levi yelling about haxx and Mammon having assumed too much, trying to pry over what his older brother did exactly.

Quietly, unnoticed, Satan stepped back, and left the room. He was not in the mood to join their banter right now. Instead, heading to the library. Thankfully, there weren't any active NPC's there at this time of the day. So noone would bother him.

Sitting there for a while, he rumminated. It was a surprise how much it bothered him, but the image was clear in his recent memory. His bar was the lowest of all four.  

He told himself.

Satan: “It's just game stats and progress. Whoever they choose, we'll be out of this in a few days. They'll probably go with whoever comes first. I know they want to get out of here too.”

The daytime gradient in the sky gave way to the sunset one. Soon the day was over. As Leviathan said, Daniel showed up the next day, unscathed. During lunch, they bemoaned the little time they had to explore. But overall seemed more content, like they'd finally had some fun for the first time in their playtime.

Not long after, the last day of the game was upon them. The day before graduation. They all gathered in a classroom for a chat before the days end.

Lucifer: “Dani, no matter who you choose, you shouldn't have any regrets about it. In the end, this is only a game after all. So relax and pick whomever you like.”

Daniel just sighed and nodded, with a weary smile.  

Mammon: “... Lucifer, you're bein weirdly nice to Dani. What gives?”

Lucifer: “I want to get this idiotic game over with as soon as possible so we can get back to the real world.”

Leviathan: “You SAY that, sure, but perhaps it's all part of your plan to raise your intimacy score?"

Lucifer: “Think whatever you want.”

Satan: “...Dani. Do you have a second?”

And with that, they were about ready to greet the days end. Daniel, left the classroom, no doubt heading for one of their last walks on the premises, but stopped in their tracks.

Satan, who left the room close behind, had called them.

Daniel shrugged lazily.

Daniel: “Sure.”

Satan: “I feel bad, and I'm sorry.”

The human's eyes widened and met with the demon's.  

Daniel: “About what?”

Satan: “Lucifer and I are the reason you got caught up in all of this weird business. And before we go back to the real world, I just wanted to apologize for that. Well, see ya- “

He turned to let them be. But their voice chimmed from behind, with a tone he hadn't heard before, asking him to wait. They asked him to come have a chat one on one.

The two sat outside. Satan was thinking about when would be the next time he'd see them again under the "sunset" like this. But his thoughts were interrupted by his own curiosity.

Satan: “Did you have something you wanted to say?”

Daniel pursed their lips. And then talked. With a rarely seen earnestness.

Daniel: “You don't have to force yourself to like someone you don't, Satan. Lucifer doesn't see you as a child as much as you think. We both know he only wants to look good in front of Diavolo as his N°2, right?”

They are showing honest concern? A demon couldn' help himself.

Satan: “...Pff, what do you know, human?”  

Their eyes fell again briefly.

Satan: “...I'm kidding. Sorry, I just wanted to say that.”

Daniel smiled and snorted, leaning back on the bench.

They nodded and smiled.

Satan: “You're saying Lucifer doesn't think of me as a child? And he only acts like that because he doesn't want Diavolo to think less of him? I can't say I agree with you there, personally. But even so, you also said that I don't need to force myself to like someone I don't. Hmm...

That's a refreshing point of view. You are the first person who's ever said anything like that to me.

Hmph. And here you are, just a human... Thanks.”

Daniel: “Anytime. Thank you for listening.

I'll go on my walk now, okay? See you tomorrow.”  

Leviatan: “SATAN!! WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU CHEATER!”

Daniel got up and waved for a bit as they walked away, without turning back. Satan thought he'd like to join. But he knew they'd been around people all day, and he had noticed how much it tired them. They probably needed the break. This would be the last time for a long time they’d be able to go on a walk by themself, once they all returned to the normal life in HoL.

He got up and headed back inside the building. A ruckus could be heard from the classroom they had left. Right as he was aproaching, it's door flew open. And out stomped Leviathan, looking grim. He noticed Satan standing there and yelled.

The blond blinked in surprise.

Satan: “Levi, what are you talking about?"

Envy incarnate lifted the save file device to his face, where all the progress bars had been before. He had completely forgotten about it by now.

Satan: “What's wrong with the file?”  

Leviathan tapped the screen exhasperated.

Leviathan: “DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, LOOK!! YOUR BAR JUST TRIPPLED.”

He read the screen this time. The four bars were there like before. But now the one bar next to his face was the fullest.

His heart lept, but his mind and words focused on getting his older brother to stop screaming and not start breaking walls trying to attack him. Lucifer and Mammon dragged Levi back into the classroom to calm him down. They asked Satan to leave them for a minute, since his presence was clearly upsetting Leviathan right now. He gladly obliged and headed to the library for his last few minutes before the game's day cycle began anew.

Satan: Acknowledgement, and an apology. That was all you wanted, huh?

He sat there with a canned tea. Drinks weren't allowed in the library, but there is no need to worry about penalties right before the game ends.

He muttered to himself.

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☕️ dani snot on fire

A month without uploading he comes back with a tagThat no one even tagged him inHe's not a challenge to drag So prepare for an attackAnd by that I mean cringe Cause this motherfucker's about to getDragged by his fringeFirst things first, you're freakishly tallIt's weird, you look like a noodle You've got hair that was cool in 2007And wet you just look like a poodle Throw in a really annoying posh voice andYup, that's Dan You're what would happen if Winnie the PoohFucked SlendermanYou procrastinate making videosCause getting judged is scary You're so close to being forgottenThe hate's imaginary The only reason you get viewsIs you're another white guyThat people ship with his friendCause they think it's kawaii!Oh?[Reasons why Dan's a fail! (yay)]I'll give you someYou never tweetYou overeatAll you do is cry and sleepYour jokes are shitposts and memesWith no originalityYour family's sad you floppedYour law degree at UniversityAnd anything embarrassing that's from your pastYou just deleteYou were vegan for, like, three weeksThen what? You missed the meat? Wow I'm so impressedBy your clear moral integrityYou try so hard to be peaceful and diplomaticBut can't make toast without Tumblr saying you're problematicI could go onThere's more if I checkThere's more things on this listThen chins on your neckOn your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to deathA hundred? YeahWhen getting out of bed makes you out of breath?So your celebrity crush was J-Law and now its Evan P.? What the fuck even is your sexuality?It's hard to put you in a boxWhen you keep it so blurry I think it's just to hideThat you're secretly a furry[I-I'm joking. ObviouslyOkay that went deep. Repress it? Yep! Before I start crying, let's wrap this shit up]I'm gonna go and masturbateThen cry into a slice of pizza Shout out to the other YouTubersEspecially Ryan Higa, haA cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriationMet with no depreciationIt's the YouTube nation!Click subscribe!If you wanna watch four videos a year (or three)To see my last one (from 10 years ago) just click over here (fail)So leave a comment with your reactionYou can call me a liarCause you just witnessed the roast of[Danisnotonfire]