#oh joy!

[thatsbelievable]

[soulbornincoldandrain]

orv making me less intrinsically sad and lonely in a significant way through the exact premises that it hypothesises is so funny. like . you got me man! you sick bastard, you really have me it's incredible

[papple]

he loses his self, his body, his crown, his memories of emotions from a time before he was engulfed by his fear and the power of the black apples. he has become the vessel of an entity that is a twisted reflection of his feelings of injustice, while his brother clings to a him that is no more, no more, no more,

[pokedcheck]

bobbert mcmann!!!

[stoneocean2011]

its just insane. like ive lived here my whole life and never once even lost power during a storm until now. places ive never seen get flooded, totally underwater. the gulf of mexico brought to peoples doorsteps, so much loss, just ppl all around me who have had everything quite literally washed away overnight. ive never seen anything like it. people whove been here since the 70s telling me the same thing too, that its never been this bad- that we havent had flooding so severe in around 60 years. a kid i rarely worried abt hurricanes but ever since ~2016 theres been around 1 hurricane or tropical storm that hits per year and its becoming MULTIPLE per season in recent years.... and its really tragic thinking that this is happening before my eyes and i just have to sit by and watch as the place i love and grew up in is devastated by these disasters, never the same again. this storm tore through nearly the entire southeast which is absurd to me, i dont think I've ever seen one go that far inland in my lifetime with such horrible destruction the entire way. but sure, climate change isnt real. uh huh.

[way2gosuperrstarr]

good morning gang ive awoken with inexplicable rib pain and side 🗣️🗣️ oh joy! i love working

[marigoidz]

I still have a tough patch on my finger where my cat scratched me like a month ago

[joysmileyay]

this just in: the super bowl has been cancelled to make room for tens of thousands of ouppys and kiggys to frolick and play around on the field instead

[geoblitzz]

In today’s broke ass college student news: Have you ever woken up at 2am and realized you’ve barely eaten today? And on top of your pounding headache, you forgot to go shopping for the last 3 weeks? Well, have I got the treat for you! Try

Rock-Bottom-Ramen!

Step one: Retrieve a package from your stash of ramen from the otherwise empty cabinet. Break your ramen in half, and then into four pieces to fit into your cheap $2 bowl.

Step two: Fill with unfiltered sink water and add an instant bouillon chicken cube.

Step three: Put it in the microwave for 6 ish minutes.

Step four: Walk down the hall to the dorm vending machine and get a bag of Cheetos, but only after you’ve stopped crying that your school ID card doesn’t work, forcing you to use your debit card instead, because the internet is still out.

Step five: Try not to dissociate while you wait for the ramen to finish.

Step six: When the ramen is done, drain the water and don’t even bother with the flavor packet. Dump the Cheetos on top and mix.

Step seven: Reconsider all of your life choices, and lament how you’ll be 20 in less than 3 months.

Step eight: Eat the ramen quickly before the Cheetos get soggy.

Step nine: Realize they are already soggy because you spent too long lamenting and reconsidering your life choices.

Step ten: Eat it anyway, and try not to cry as you watch another ManlyBaddassHero video.

…and that’s all there is to it! Let us know how you make your own! Do you use hot Cheetos? Maybe you lament about changing majors instead! Or maybe you don’t drain it and eat it like a soup! Let us know!

[emawinslow]

here comes roommate. I hear her jingling up to the building.

[junewild]

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[cuntylestat]

They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.

[joifee]

Through the telescope

Scar's new telescope gave me convex ideas so have them talk about space :D

[nat-20s]

Something something about like. Russell T Davies lost his husband in the time between his runs as Doctor Who showrunner. About how he said if he had a time machine he says he would go back to the night he first met him. About how joy is about having enough time to spend with the people you love. And about how while RTD can't have that for himself he can give that relief of grief to The Doctor.