#oh jimmeh

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Robert Plant: He’ll be your hype man, but it will be a reenactment of last night… when you were railing him. (Jimmy, I’m talking to you)

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Happy birthday Jimmy!

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Jimmeh!

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In case you have yet to see…

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OH JIMMY! OH JIMMEH!

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Sensual Jimmy

Another. . . in the zone. Everything about this is perfect.

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Sexy JP

Hello I am back and I am here to talk about Jimmy’s ✨hips and stomach✨

Always feel free to add more 🥰

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Jimmy Page: Packing Heat or just BDE?

This is a companion piece to my previous post, Robert Plant: Packing Heat or just BDE? Jimmy also favors tight trousers, but he is pleasantly proportioned but not massive like Robert. And he's typically photographed wearing his low-slung guitar, so the DBA pics are a little harder (ahem) to winnow out. Let's have a closer look at Jimmy's rig, in the interest of balanced cockological research.

This is the grand-daddy of all JP DBA pics, perhaps because Jimmy looks to be sporting wood while copping a salacious peek at Robert’s package. Zooming in, it’s really just a crease in his pants, so no DBA here, but the leer is real and the lads look fine. 

Perhaps the only authentic semi-woody in this modest set, if you zoom in close there’s a definite roll-of-quarters effect

Looking ice-cool in aviators and white satin, this photo illustrates his pleasing proportions and that he dresses to the left, so I’d call it a bona-fide DBA though no apparent wood. 

Probably just a crease in his pants, but it’s too low-res to zoom in. It looks exactly like a boner so I’m including it anyway. 

 Either some serious cockfade or a weird stain on his jeans, IDK. Maybe those are Robert’s Landlubber jeans?

Are they are wearing the same jeans, both dressing to the left, and maybe Jimmy has a semi? Or more likely it’s my perverted imagination spurred by the suggestive cockfade. 

Not sure what is going on here; maybe someone knows the context of this photo? Youthful mutton-chopped Jimmy looks generously endowed. 

At the end, after the roadie abruptly grabs the guitar, you can see a little glimpse of the DBA of the Page package and it looks quite generous, based on my 1,000+ viewings of this GIF. 

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In 14 days it’s JIMJAM’S BIRTHDAY

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Getting Handsy With Oneself

Robert likes to put his hand on his crotch every once in a while on stage. Who can blame him? It's magnificent.   

 Here he is just sort of cupping it affectionately: 

And sometimes he just put his hand down his pants:

Seems like a classic Percy move, but Jimmy did it too, In his case it's less of an intentional cock-rocking strut and more of a "I've wanted to do that for the last 8 minutes" move. After playing Battle of Evermore in Seattle in 1977, there he was, sliding his hand right down the waist of his white dragon suit trousers and just going for it at the 7:52 mark.

Curiously Jimmy did the same thing decades later while shooting before recording "My Bucket's Got a Hole In It" (at the :48 second mark). He's sort of adjusting himself (while the camera is going!). While doesn't look in top form here, once he starts playing, he just comes alive and they sound fantastic. Admittedly this is a less of sexy hand-on-crotch example than those I posed above, but I'm including it for the completion.

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Incredibly hot

OH Jimmeh

“𝓲 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓲 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵”

someone needed to edit him with lana so i took matters into my own hands 🙌 (also blushed the whole time making this btw lol)

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Oh Jimmeh!

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tag game!

tagged by: @socially-impaired-puffin

favorite musician: oh god i don’t know... lady gaga? amy winehouse? dodie? joan jett? i can’t pick just one

last movie i watched: RENT

last show i watched: avatar: the last airbender

favorite characters: ever!? that’s a long list, my guy. to name few: spock, dirk gently, leia organa, emma swan, elphaba thropp, kate beckett, castiel, sherlock holmes, zuko...

sweet, spicy or savory: i think i’d go with spicy

sparkling water, tea or coffee: what do i like most? coffee. but i can’t drink coffee anymore so it doesn’t matter much does it... i’m still sort of learning to drink both tea and sparkling water tbh

pets: my family is getting a puppy in like less than 2 weeks and even though i don’t live with my parents and little sister anymore i plan on fully acknowledging her as my dog too

tagging: @mayapleiades @captain-jimmeh & @poe-damnnn-eron and anyone else who wants to do this!

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Wait he can?? HI JIMMY!!!! JIMMEH!!!

Jimmy: D-Did some-somebody call me?

Gary: Oh gosh

Jimmy: We just got done with the show. Is every-everything alright?

[Jimmy is now open for asks]