#oh jimmeh

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Robert Plant: He’ll be your hype man, but it will be a reenactment of last night… when you were railing him. (Jimmy, I’m talking to you)

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Happy birthday Jimmy!

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In 14 days it’s JIMJAM’S BIRTHDAY

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Oh Jimmeh!

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They are both so hot in this I can’t breathe. They’re feeling it.

Jimmy, what the fuck was that at 01:32, I ask you?? This will now be playing on a loop on the inside of my eyelids. What did I ever do. And then 04:20? 04:38? I died. 04:55? Christ.

Robert - no comment. I can’t. Even.

And “Suck it, suck it”? Really? (After all this time? - Always.) Also, call me delusional but starting 05:14 he just sings “Oh my Jimmeh” all the way through XD Idec that’s what I hear.

I mean it’s the encore. What’s the plan here? Turn the audience on and leave them hanging? That’s cruel.

[deepspaceballet]

tag game!

tagged by: @socially-impaired-puffin

favorite musician: oh god i don’t know... lady gaga? amy winehouse? dodie? joan jett? i can’t pick just one

last movie i watched: RENT

last show i watched: avatar: the last airbender

favorite characters: ever!? that’s a long list, my guy. to name few: spock, dirk gently, leia organa, emma swan, elphaba thropp, kate beckett, castiel, sherlock holmes, zuko...

sweet, spicy or savory: i think i’d go with spicy

sparkling water, tea or coffee: what do i like most? coffee. but i can’t drink coffee anymore so it doesn’t matter much does it... i’m still sort of learning to drink both tea and sparkling water tbh

pets: my family is getting a puppy in like less than 2 weeks and even though i don’t live with my parents and little sister anymore i plan on fully acknowledging her as my dog too

tagging: @mayapleiades @captain-jimmeh & @poe-damnnn-eron and anyone else who wants to do this!

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Wait he can?? HI JIMMY!!!! JIMMEH!!!

Jimmy: D-Did some-somebody call me?

Gary: Oh gosh

Jimmy: We just got done with the show. Is every-everything alright?

[Jimmy is now open for asks]

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Jimmy Page: Packing Heat or just BDE?

This is a companion piece to my previous post, Robert Plant: Packing Heat or just BDE? Jimmy also favors tight trousers, but he is pleasantly proportioned but not massive like Robert. And he's typically photographed wearing his low-slung guitar, so the DBA pics are a little harder (ahem) to winnow out. Let's have a closer look at Jimmy's rig, in the interest of balanced cockological research.

This is the grand-daddy of all JP DBA pics, perhaps because Jimmy looks to be sporting wood while copping a salacious peek at Robert’s package. Zooming in, it’s really just a crease in his pants, so no DBA here, but the leer is real and the lads look fine. 

Perhaps the only authentic semi-woody in this modest set, if you zoom in close there’s a definite roll-of-quarters effect

Looking ice-cool in aviators and white satin, this photo illustrates his pleasing proportions and that he dresses to the left, so I’d call it a bona-fide DBA though no apparent wood. 

Probably just a crease in his pants, but it’s too low-res to zoom in. It looks exactly like a boner so I’m including it anyway. 

 Either some serious cockfade or a weird stain on his jeans, IDK. Maybe those are Robert’s Landlubber jeans?

Are they are wearing the same jeans, both dressing to the left, and maybe Jimmy has a semi? Or more likely it’s my perverted imagination spurred by the suggestive cockfade. 

Not sure what is going on here; maybe someone knows the context of this photo? Youthful mutton-chopped Jimmy looks generously endowed. 

At the end, after the roadie abruptly grabs the guitar, you can see a little glimpse of the DBA of the Page package and it looks quite generous, based on my 1,000+ viewings of this GIF. 

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tagged by @sporkandpringles!

i’m tagging @captain-jimmeh @poe-damnnn-eron @atoxiccupofjoey @thesadchicken & anyone else who wants to do this!

1. what color is your hair brush?

hot pink.

2. a food you never eat?

meat.

3. are you typically too warm or too cold?

i’m usually sweating.

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago?

talking to my psychologist lmao.

5. what is your favorite candy bar?

mars or twix i guess (not a huge candy person tbh).

6. have you ever been to a professional sporting event?

yes sir.

7. what was the last thing you said out loud?

goodbye.

8. what is your favorite ice cream?

mint chocolate.

9. what was the last thing you had to drink?

pepsi max.

10. do you like your wallet?

yes i do actually.

11. what was the last thing you ate?

spaghetti.

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

no i did not.

13. the last sporting event you watched?

the hockey world championships? (we won.)

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

the movie theater kind but i actually really vibe with unflavored ones too.

15. who was the last person you sent a text message to?

my little sister.

16. ever go camping?

as a kid, yeah, a couple of times.

17. do you take vitamins?

i take vitamin d every day, should probably take the others too lmao.

18. do you go to church every sunday?

no i do not, i go to church when i’m quote unquote forced to go, which usually means the christmas mass if i can’t talk my way out of it.

19. do you have a tan?

not at the moment.

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza?

pizza but to be fair i’ve eaten a ridiculously small amount of chinese in my life time so i don’t know how i’d feel if i had more to base that decision on.

21. do you drink your soda with a straw?

sometimes.

22. what color socks do you usually wear?

pretty much any color and mismatched too. i own more white and black ones than others tho.

23. ever drive above the speed limit?

i never drive at any speed as i don’t have a license.

24. what terrifies you?

oh boy, oh geez. well let me start off with the caveat that i have an anxiety disorder, so ya girl is terrified of more things than not. but ok, a few of the things that terrify me: the ignorance, unwillingness to learn and self-indulgent violence in our culture, the inevitability of global warming, the united states, my future, failure, not being capable of being happy, being misunderstood, being sick, fish and all insects, particularly bees and ticks.

25. look to your left, what do you see?

my dvd collection.

26. what chore do you hate?

doing dishes. man do i wish i owned a dishwasher.

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent?

“ugh so cute.”

28. what is your favorite soda?

pepsi max. my elixir of life.

29. do you go to a fast food place or just hit the drive through?

again, i don’t have a license so i definitely don’t hit the drive through. so i guess i’d go to the fast food place but only if i’m out for the night, i usually order in more tho.

30. who was the last person you talked to?

my psychologist.

31. favorite cut of beef?

none thanks.

32. last song you listened to?

royals by lorde.

33. last book you read?

dirk gently’s holistic detective agency by douglas adams.

34. favorite day of the week?

it depends on the week tbh. but definitely not sunday. ever.

35. can you say the alphabet backwards?

yes but slowly.

36. how do you like your coffee?

i don’t drink coffee anymore, which breaks my heart, i miss it. i used to drink it with a dash of milk tho.

37. favorite pair of shoes?

my doc martens.

38. at what time do you usually go to bed?

around 11, though i won’t sleep until closer to midnight.

39. at what time do you usually get up?

8-9am in quarantine. back when i had morning classes it could be much earlier.

40. what do you prefer: sunrises or sunsets?

sunsets. one of my favorite things in the world.

41. how many blankets are on your bed?

technically two, but one of them is just at the foot of my bed for the once in a blue moon occasion that i actually make my bed.

42. describe your kitchen plates?

always dirty.

43. do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?

dry white wine or grapefruit long drink (finns get it).

44. do you play cards?

sometimes, usually a drinking game or a random group activity.

45. what color is your car?

still don’t have a license ergo don’t have a car.

46. can you change a tire?

not that either.

47. what is your favorite province?

wait do we technically even have provinces here? either way it wouldn’t mean much for y’all if i mentioned finnish place names so.

48. favorite job you ever had?

i haven’t had many tbh. i suppose working on the website and being an office assistant at this little company for a few summers.

49. how did you get your biggest scar?

by being a dumbass.

50. what did you do today that made someone happy?

i don’t know if i have? i praised a mutual’s fanart in the tags for miles (on my other account), i hope that might’ve at least made them crack a smile?

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Getting Handsy With Oneself

Robert likes to put his hand on his crotch every once in a while on stage. Who can blame him? It's magnificent.   

 Here he is just sort of cupping it affectionately: 

And sometimes he just put his hand down his pants:

Seems like a classic Percy move, but Jimmy did it too, In his case it's less of an intentional cock-rocking strut and more of a "I've wanted to do that for the last 8 minutes" move. After playing Battle of Evermore in Seattle in 1977, there he was, sliding his hand right down the waist of his white dragon suit trousers and just going for it at the 7:52 mark.

Curiously Jimmy did the same thing decades later while shooting before recording "My Bucket's Got a Hole In It" (at the :48 second mark). He's sort of adjusting himself (while the camera is going!). While doesn't look in top form here, once he starts playing, he just comes alive and they sound fantastic. Admittedly this is a less of sexy hand-on-crotch example than those I posed above, but I'm including it for the completion.