#oh i'm gonna feed y'all alright

[naffeclipse]

AHHHH THESE COLORS HIM EATING THIS ART WHOLE

AHHHHHHHHHHH

That's unfair, he can't be that pretty lajfdlasjdfalsdf

*takes this and runs into the woods*

Thank you so much for sharing! ♥

Did I mention how desperate I am for @naffeclipse's SJ Mer fic?

[justliketoreadsowhat]

Delusion Of Jealousy ꨄ

✰ this was a request from my Wattpad I abandoned, but I thought it’d be fitting since I’m still stuck on the leg sleeve physique ✰

oh!! and another thing, where the FICS AT?? I’m seeing a whole bunch of yapping and not enough strapping, no put intended ya’ll be killing me with the sm!ut. Where did all my good reads go?? I know the girls know how to WRITE. Either imma be fed with good literature or imma start feeding myself, that’s it that’s all.

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"𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐓!" 𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞�� 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐞t 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐢��𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝟏𝐯𝟏 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐩.

You were never the athletic type of person but when it comes to Paige begging you to participate in her antics, you can't ever deny her. If it made her happy, you'd be down to do whatever.

"Alright that's enough of taunting me, you're a professional! It's just the inevitable" you sighed watching her dribble the ball with ease toward your feet.

"Aw don't sound so defeated mama, you just gotta get your skill game right" she stated in a confident tone. Her face twisted up into a sly smirk. Those "skills" she yapped about were far too out of your reach, but not because you didn't learn them, Paige just had a horrible way of teaching you them, at least in your defense she did.

"Well maybeee if you had enough patience to properly teaching me these amazing skills, I could probably beat you-"

Your statement laced with attitude was halted as you felt the strong impact of a basketball hitting your back. Spinning around on your feet nearly losing your balance from the unexpected force, who was no other than KK.

"DID I SCARE YOU POOKIE?!" She laughed pulling you into a tight hug. You solo forget about the stinging sensation you felt on your back. You absolutely adored KK but in all honesty, who doesn't??? Her energy always remains unmatched and unhinged.

"Not really but you definitely got stronger during this offseason cause that hit was low-key a little strong" You pulled back from the hug tugging at her arms in amusement.

"Girl boo now you're just yapping" She put your hand in your face dramatically and turned to Paige who was unimpressed by the conversation. "Fix your face Bueckers you know you're happy to be in my presence" she beamed twirling her twists in her face. "Why y'all are in here anyways ? Looking all sour-faced?"

You giggle at KK's words "Nothing much, just another day of me getting beat in a matchup by yours truly" you shrug nudging Paige in her side.

"Don't let her fool you, girl, she just likes to win at everything- she's not THAT good" The strong empahsis in her tone made a light bulb go off in your head.

"Now why are going to sit here and lie??" Paige questioned laughing at the statement. The two of them hardly ever took each other seriously, especially when it came to competition. "Baby the proof is in the pudding! Let me teach your girl how to win the right way" KK dramatically pushed Paige to the sidelines, flcking her forehead before running off towards you in pursuit, praying she wouldn't run after her.

"Woww I'm gonna get trained by the infamous KK Arnold, I'm so exciteddd" she giggled patting her shoulder playfully. Paige glared at the two of you with an unamused expression plastered on her face.

Kk cackled at the sight "Okay so boom we're just gonna ignore the big bear being mad over there, let me show you how a real one does it" dribbling the ball in between her legs swiftly, taking a smooth step back from the 3 point line, shooting the ball with her right hand, it drains into the net with ease. "BOOM! short, sweet, and simple" she beamed looking back at you.

You grabbed the ball attempting to mimic her dribbling skills but failed miserably. "Yeah, we're gonna need a little more practice I fear.." you said trailing off into uncertainty.

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For the next 30 minutes, you and KK practiced dribbling and shooting the ball like your lives depended on it. You had become too engrossed with learning these skills, you failed to realize Paige had left the gym for god knows how long.

"I think I'm top 5 in the rankings now KK" you breathed out, "I gotta go find Paige".

"OH I know you are, don't forget to mention me when you win that Emmy award" she winked at me holding back her laughter. "Have fun tryna find P boogers"

How unserious can one human possibly be? because you were 100% certain she fit all the criteria for it. Shaking your head at your antics you gathered your purse and keys, dropping the basketball back on the rack, and headed out into the seemingly cold hallways of the facility. You thought you'd find her in the training room chilling but to your surprise, she was nowhere to be found.

Sighing to yourself, you pulled out your phone

𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 "𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐞💜".......

"Oh! Are you done practicing with your partner for the final 4?  Done so soon?" her voice swarmed with annoyance.

"What happened to hello?, why are you being so rude about it we were all just having fun"  Confusion roamed throughout your mind, she never acted like this towards you.

The line went silent.

"Paige? hello?'

"We must have two different definitions of the term rude considering the fact that you didn't even care to notice that I left" her voice echoed from behind you. Swiftly turning around you saw her leaning in the doorway. Her cheeks flushed as if someone sliced the color out of them. She was livid.

"Paige it was all fun and gamessss" you whined hopelessly, "I was just preparing to get my payback for you beating me- "You stopped yourself mid-sentence as the awareness of her irritation wasn't irritation at all. "Aw P are you jealous??" you questioned as your face turned up into a smirk.

She kissed her teeth in annoyance "I'm not jealous y/n... be so fr right now" she scoffed.

"Yesss you are! There's no way you'd be upset over me trying to learn the sport that you love" you poked at her face laughing "You just want me to give you allll the attention hm?" cocking your head looking up at her, you knew you were right, but she'd never admit to it.

"Now you're just chatting" shaking her head in disbelief, playfully mushing your face.

"Your pride is too big for you to admit that your jealousy got the best of you babe, happens to the best of us I suppose"  Resting your head on her chest you smiling to yourself, you had her hooked. "Since you're so jealous I guess I'll go get Canes by myself, wouldn't wanna focus my attention on bringing someone else with me"

"Nah never that! I'm ready to go right now" she shot back at you as she lifted you up into her arms easily, a little too easy for your liking. You never understood how someone so small was able to lift weight like it's thin air.

"Mhm, that's what I thought" you emersed, softly kissing her temple.

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[clearlydiamondz]

The Game

 Erik!Stevens X Black!Reader

Part Nine

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Erik, the most popular person at  Texas Southern University, has his heart set on a particular girl.

Warning: Smut, creep behavior,

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"Can you believe her!?" (Y/N) exclaimed walking around the table where her father and her boyfriend sat letting her vent out. "It's one thing to want me to move back home, but it's another to pimp me out to a whole ass man." she snapped as her dad looked up at her.

"Aye I know you upset but watch your mouth." he warned her as she sighed.

"I'm sorry daddy, it's just those women don't make a lick of sense. What the heck do I look like getting up getting the chance to work for NASA for $10 an hour." she aggressively said. Erik thought it was cute how she respected her dad's command.

"I don't even want to go to the Christmas event they holding up at the church." she rolled her eyes as her daddy shook his head.

"Oh noo you going up there. Even if it's for an hour, because I gotta stick with your mother when you leave popping up at my house and blowing my phone up about you not coming.'' he said standing up and walking to the refrigerator.

"Oh I just know that pedophile gonna be there. I just know it too."

"Well good think you got me to be there. I promise you, ain't nothing getting by me, I got you." he said grabbing her hand and placing it on the table as she smiled at him. Her father looked at the two of them, knowing that his daughter was safe with him.

"And it ain't nothing walking up to the church with my shot gun. The bible might say peace be still but I gotta piece of steal that'll hurt somebody if they hurt you, understand me girl." he told her as he nodded.

"I don't want y'all stressing, this is a vacation. Matter of fact, gone head back to the stables and go show this city boy how to ride a horse." he said squeezing Erik's shoulder as (Y/N) smirked at him.

"You down?"

"Let's go."

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They walked to the stables where the three horses were. "Hold these for me." she said holding the bowl of carrots and celery that she cut up for them this morning.

"So, how long you been riding horses." he asked her as she shrugged her shoulders.

"Man to be honest, ever since I've been walking." she chuckled grabbing two saddles. "It's like riding a bike, takes some practice but you'll get the hang of it." she winked at him walking to the side of the stables where. All three horses heads hang out as they looked at (Y/N) and the intruder.

"Is that my Baby Blue?" she gushed walking to the all gray horse. The horse started to nay at the sight of his owner as she hugged his head.

"Baby blue done got so big. Yes he has." she said patting him. She grabbed some of the carrots putting them up to her mouth.

"Alright, this is Baby Blue. Or just Blue. He's my horse. Had him ever since I was like, 13?" she said in a question tone.

"This is Ms. Lady. This my daddy horse. She's the oldest, but she is most definitely the fastest." she said walking to the middle stall where the all black horse drooled at the sight of the vegetables. She grabbed some celery and carrots putting it to her mouth rubbing her head. "He goes horse back racing with her every weekend. I think we might go to one so you can see her in action." she said. "Gone head and touch her she ain't gonna bite." she said moving to the side. Hesitantly, he rubbed the top of her head as the horse accepted his advances.

"Now this, this is the horse you'll be riding." she walked to the other end of the stable where there was a mixed there was a black horse with grey spots on it.

"Now this is Dolly. My father and I rescued her about a few years ago. Now she's a little shy, that's why you gonna ride her cause she gonna sit still for you." she opened the stable for him as he slowly walked inside.

"Hi pretty girl, I hope you remember me." she said slowly walking up to her. "Here feed her some of the carrots and celery sticks." she said moving the opposite side, him hesitantly walking towards her.

"She ain't gonna bite me right?"

"It's a horse not a shark." she laughed scratching behind the horses ear. "Plus she shy. She probably more scared of you then you are of her." she added. Unlike the others that she fed, Dolly was a lot more hesitant with taking the food from him, even backing away.

"Dolly don't be like that.." (Y/N) pouted before the horse shook her head making Erik chuckle. "Let's try petting her first." Erik started to gently to brush the bag of her hair, as the horse started to warm up.

"Well damn that was quick. She ain't let me or my dad touch her for a couple of days." she chuckled. Erik tried with the carrots again and she slowly took it.

"Okay! I see you." she excitedly said pushing his shoulder as he gloated himself. She grabbed the lead rope hooking it to her weaver, then placing it on the horses head.

"Alright, let's go out to the field."

The two of them spent the rest of the afternoon horseback riding. Erik caught on to it pretty quickly, having a few mishaps here and there. The two of them hopped off their respected horses looking out into the empty field on the acres of land. "So how do you like it?" she asked tilting her her head to the side with a smile on her face.

"Exciting most definitely," he said petting Dolly, the horse leaning into his touch, more comfortable with him than she was with anyone.

"Dolly really likes you, she doesn't even act like this with me and my daddy." she chuckled standing in front of him. She looked him up and down seeing the outfit he wore biting her lip. Quite honestly, this outfit was probably her favorite outfit on him. The boots, the black jeans with the white T-shirt and the jean jacket. Maybe because Erik was the only city boy that could make her feel this way, but seeing him like this unlocked a new passion she didn't even know she had.

"Why do you keep looking at me like that?" he cut her out of her train of thought, as she blinked unknowingly at him. Both hands were tucked away in his back pockets one of his eyebrows was raised and a smirk was on his face.

"I can't look at you? Dang." she playfully said rolling her eyes as he chuckled. Just like he was reading her mind like he always does, he says,

"I'm not going to lie though, seeing you ride horses kinda make me wanna see you ride somethin' else." she gasped hitting him in the arm as he shrugged. "Since you're scared to say it, I will." she bit her lip before saying,

"I mean... you do look good," she said grabbing the hem of his shirt and licking her lips.

"Too bad I can't have you how I wanna have you."

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The two of them entered the house to see her dad watching television and eating a bowl of Cheerios. "We are going to take a nap before we head out to the church," she told him as he nodded.

The two of them walked down the hall and into her room. She walked in first taking her braids down that were in a bun. He stood by in front of the door with his hands behind his back, locking the door unnoticed by her.

"We need to leave in a few-" Before she could finish her sentence, Erik grabbed her face and kissed her. Kissing him back, she wrapped her arms around his neck. He walked forward making her take steps back as they continued to kiss.

"Ooh.. Erik." she whispered once his lips left hers and connected to her neck.

"Did you think I was playing when I said you looked good huh?” He asked into her neck as he nipped at her skin. She bit her lip in an attempt not to moan out loud.

“Fuck baby..” she whispered with her lips parted.

“Can you be a good girl and be quiet for me? Huh?” He whispered pulling from her neck. She nodded as he smirked while unbuttoning her jeans. “Daddy just wanna take a look, that’s all.” He whispered to himself as he lifted her off the floor and onto her bed.

He yanked her jeans and underwear down as she took her shirt off. Erik couldn’t help but chuckle at her eagerness, but was quickly bought back to reality when he noticed her pussy clenching over nothing.

“Like this daddy?” She whispered, getting into his favorite position. She held her ankles pulling her legs towards her head. He smirked at her as she smirked back at him.

He properly made her a trained slut just for him. Knowing his favorite position, and knowing not to deny him even a glimpse of her pussy was enough to make him want to give her anything in the world if she asked for it.

“Just like that pretty girl.” He commented before placing a kiss on her clit. She whimpered before whispering,

“I thought you said you just wanted a glimpse.” She pouted as his middle finger tapped on her clit, the slight sound of her wetness meeting her ear.

“I know, but I know what you want daddy to get a taste right? You want daddy to make you cum all over his tongue.” He whispered, his tongue slowly licking circles around her clit as she threw her head back. “Got my dick all hard.”

Just the mention of his dick had her opening her eyes and looking at him, only to see him unbuckling the belt and his jeans. “Can I see?” She pouted. Giving into her looks, he pulled his boxers and pants down to his thigh as he dick sprung out, hitting her on her heal ass cheek. She let go of her ankles as she sat with him standing between her legs. She grabbed his dick before spitting on it and jerking his dick.

“Nasty girl…” he whispered before grabbed her face and kissing her. This time, the kiss was a lot messier with their tongues sliding against each other. She whined her hips on her bed in attempt to use the friction to release the tension that she had in her pussy. Erik noticed, and without breaking the kiss he rubbed her clit as she moaned into the kiss.

She broke away, as she bit her lip. “Fuck me?” She asked him with a tilt of her head. He damn near came at the sound of her voice but was interrupted by his own train of thought.

“Wait baby- fuck.” He started but was cut off by (Y/N) rubbing his tip on her clit as she looked down at it in awe.

“That feels so good.” She whimpered.

“Hold on baby girl-“ he stopped her by grabbing her hand as she pouted. “You sure? Your dad is right outside the door.”

She answered his question by lying back down and placing her foot on her shoulder. She grabbed his dick placing the tip at his entrance without breaking eye contact. She pushed herself on as she gasped at the feeling of him invading her walls.

“Does that answer your question daddy?” She asked sitting up on her shoulders and playing with her nipples.

“You nasty fucking bitch.” He groaned before wrapping his hand around her neck and choking him. He thrusted into her slowly, letting her walls swallow his dick as her wetness coated him.

“Ooh fuck me just like that.” She whispered as she looked at him fucking her. His dick glistened every time he pulled back out with her pussy lips tugging.

“I should make yo nasty ass walk around with my nut in yo pussy all the time huh? Let everyone know who pussy this belong to.” He whispered bending down to her ear. He grabbed her other leg throwing it around his shoulder before she accidentally moaned out from the position.

“Oh my goodness daddy!” She whispered as he put his mouth to her hand.

“Shut the fuck up before I stop. You can take this dick without making noises.” He taunted her. He actually wanted to see if she could. If she could do this, he’d fulfill one of his kinks by fucking her in public. Maybe in a restaurant bathroom, or even a dressing room.

Her eyes locked with his as he continued to fuck her at an even slower pace. With the slow fucking, she felt herself cum all over his dick, hearing the new wetness sound.

“Look at you just creaming on my dick with that slutty pussy.” He praised her as she continued to nut. She mumbled profanities into his hands as her eyes crossed from the intense pleasure.

“Fuck…” he grunted out before throwing his head back. “This pussy finna make me put a baby in you girl.” He said as she groaned. Another orgasm made its way through her as he looked down at her.

“Freaky ass. You wanna walk around with my baby? I’m fucking you so good you wanna have my baby.” She nodded her head as she clenched around him just by the thought. She was taking the shot every three months but damn her imagination was running wild right now.

"Who pussy this belong to baby... huh?" he whispered to her as she looked at him biting her lips.

"It's yours daddy... fuck this pussy is yours..."

“Fuckkkk…” he trailed out as he came without warning into her pussy. Without leaving a drop she sat up as he still held his dick inside of her, slowly thrusting as she bit her lip.

“Daddy..” she whimpered as he slowly pulled out. He bent back down to be eye level to her pussy. He loved seeing the way her pussy looked after a good nice fuck. He placed a kiss on her clit like a few moments before.

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The two of them pulled into the parking lot of the church. Erik parked the car as (Y/N) continued to look out the window. “You good?” She turned to look at him as he looked at her with a concerned look on her face.

“Oh sorry, yeah. I’m good.” She forced a smile at him. He could tell that she was still nervous so he grabbed her hand and squeezed it.

“Look, the moment you get uncomfortable, you let me know and we leave. Got that?” He asked her. She nodded slowly before he exited the door. He walked to her side opening the door for her as she stepped out. He grabbed her hand walking her to the front door and opening it.

The church was filled with people, most likely more visitors because of the holidays. She recognized some of her old church members considering she grew up within the church. Some of them recognized her and ran to greet her.

"Sister (Y/N)! It's been a long time how have you been!" one of the ministers, Sister Barbra, exclaimed as she gave her a hug.

"Hi Sister Barbra, I've been good. And yourself?" (Y/N) smiled at her.

"Blessed and highly favored. And who's this young man?" she asked looking at Erik.

"This is my boyfriend, Erik. Erik, this is minister Barbra." she introduced the two. Erik gave her his hand to shake as she shook it.

"It's a pleasure to meet you Erik." she smiled at him. "Your mother is in the back preparing dinner for later on. Do you want me to let her know that you guys are here? She's been talking nonstop about you guys." she gushed, immediately (Y/N)'s interest was peaked.

"She has? What has she been saying?"

"Well that you decided to go to school, how you are the top in your class, and how you meet a potential husband. Though I see no ring on either of your fingers.." she stated looking at Erik and her hands in confusion.

Erik couldn't help but let out a chuckle, but (Y/N) had to remember not to roll her eyes in front of her.

Typical.

"You don't have to tell her we are here. Once service starts I'm sure she'll find us." she responded back. Sister Barbra left to go greet some more visitors, as the two of them found a seat on one of the back pews.

"Well at least she is proud of you?" Erik said as she scoffed.

"She is not proud of me. My mother has always done this. Ever since I could remember she would always talk crap about whatever I wanted to do unless it made her look good. Of course she's telling everyone what I'm doing." she rolled her eyes. "I'm willing to bet any amount of money as soon as we are alone, she's going to start that shit up again about me abandoning my career and coming back to the church." she replied with a shake of her head.

Erik was about to say something, but three women came up to them. Immediately, (Y/N) recognized them as the pastors daughters. Ashley, Olivia and Carolina. They were about three years older than her, and they were triplets.

There was no way to put it other then that (Y/N) hated them. Considering that this was a small town, all of the kids that went to the same church all went to the same school. And as far as she could remember, the three girls made her life a living hell. Of course when she told her mother about the bullying and teasing, she just dismissed it. A part of her knew that she didn't want to address it because these were the daughters of the pastor's of the church.

"Hello, welcome! How are you doing?" The three greeted Erik as he nodded his head in their direction, not really paying them the attention. Cut off guard, their similar faces showed the surprised expression.

"This is Ashley, Olivia and Carolina. Pastor Carl's daughters." (Y/N) replied as the three girls looked at her in shock.

'"Oh my gosh, (Y/N)! How are you?" Olivia exclaimed. Ashley and ' Carolina looked at her in shock as she waved at them.

"Jesus, you have changed a lot since the last time I seen ya." Carolina said with her arms crossed over her chest.

"I've been great, how about y'all?" (Y/N) replied as Ashley shrugged.

"All is well, and who is your friend?" Ashley said looking at Erik. "He's quiet ain't he?" she looked back at her sisters as they nodded.

"I'm Erik. And I'm not her friend. I'm her boyfriend." he corrected them. (Y/N) couldn't help but chuckle to herself.

"Well nothing ain't official until marriage. According to the bible of course." Carolina said with a smugness, making (Y/N) roll her eyes.

"If you seen how I had just had her a few hours ago you'd think different." he mumbled as she kicked his foot underneath the pew as he chuckled.

Not sure if they heard it or not, but I'm sure her mom will grill her later about it. "Well it was nice see and meet you, (Y/N) and Erik." Olivia replied looking back at her.

"It was, you have changed a lot. You should have seen her back in highschool Erik. Might make you second guess yourself." Carolina replied laughing as Ashley laughed along with her.

Highschool (Y/N) may have been embarrassed, or may even be insecure. She kind of wanted to kick herself in the ass. It was kind of pathetic how they still acted like they were in highschool with the bully mentality. She couldn't help but to say,

"I'm going to be honest, why does it matter what I used to look like? That's so weird to say." she couldn't but chuckle but Erik egged it on.

"No second guessing over here. She's the most beautiful woman I have laid my eyes on." he smiled at (Y/N) as she smiled back at him.

"Well I didn't mean it like that.." Carolina chuckled nervously. "It was more like a-" she looked at her sisters for help.

"It was more of a statement. She was just saying that she looks good now, because she looked different back then. Ya know?" Ashely defended her as Erik shook his head.

"No.. I don't get it." he said squinting his eyes. There was a quick few seconds of silence before an announcement was done over the microphone for everyone to take their seats and prepare for tonight's service.

"Well we are going to go ahead and take our seats. Again, it was nice seeing y'all!" Olivia exclaimed as she dragged her two sisters from them.

"That was..." Erik trailed off.

"A lot. Yeah. Why do you think I went to school in Texas." she joked with him making him chuckle.

"How do you know them?" he asked her tracing her hands with his thumb.

"Well like I said, their the pastor's kids. Also, we all went to the same schools. Let's just say they weren't so kind to little younger (Y/N)." she told him as he smacked his teeth.

"I wish I would have known that before they came over. I would've really embarrassed them." he admitted. She laughed before shaking her head.

"I'm over it honestly. Just seeing them act like that really just satisfied the little girl in me." she said slightly cringing.

Service had started and she still had yet to see her mother. She wasn't really worried about that though, she just took this time to appreciate the music and the word as it has been a minute since she been to church.

After service, everyone sat down in the dining hall. As the two of them ate and talked, her mom finally showed up.

"Didn't think you would be showing up." her mom walked over sitting on the other side of Erik.

"Well I said I was coming didn't I. I'm a woman of my word.. unlike some people." she mumbled the last part.

"Why do you have so much lip-gloss on your face, you look like a freaking proustite, who told you that looked cute? And did you have to wear that dress. You are showing way too much." her mom chastised her. "It's one thing to have not have any respect for your so called boyfriend, but in the house of the lord? Really?" Her mom complained.

'(Y/N) looked down at the baby pink dress she had on that stopped an inch above her knees. Her cleavage wasn't out, but it did show off her figure though it wasn't skin tight.

"Mom please, there is literally nothing wrong with my dress." (Y/N) said rolling her eyes.

"Brother Ron wants to see you by the way. He says that-"

"She's not talking to him." Erik cuts her off looking at her mother as her mother scoffed.

"Excuse me? Who are you to tell my daughter what she can and can't do?" she asked furrowing her eyebrows at him.

"He's my boyfriend and he's right. I'm not talking to his creepy behind." she said wiping her mouth with a napkin. Her mom looked between the two as (Y/N) stared at her mother waiting for her next response.

"Wow.. so you're just going to listen to him and not your own mother." she replied shaking her head. "See this is why I didn't want you going to that damn school, you come back being disrespectful and rude. That boy is a bad-"

"See that's not what we finna do. I have told you plentiful of times that I don't want to talk to that creep. You don't know how to take no for an answer and is pissed off that someone other than dad is standing up for me." she snapped back at her mother. The look on her face was shocked to see (Y/N) stand up for herself, but she deemed it as a token of disrespect.

Patricia was used to (Y/N) following whatever she said, just because she knew she could guilt trip her daughter when she was younger. Now that she didn't really have that power any more, she knew she had to come up with something quick to make her.

"Wow, you know what? If you are going to be disrespectful to the person that birthed you then you can just leave. I don't need to-" she was cut off by (Y/N) standing up and grabbing her things. Erik followed her actions before she looked at her mom and said,

"Until Erik and I can get an apology, I am no longer talking to you."

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The two of them drove back to the country side as she sat in the passenger seat. It was quiet with one of his R&B playlists playing lowly in the back ground. "I appreciate you standing up for me back there, baby." she looked over at him. He grabbed her hand bringing it up to his lips before kissing her hand.

"Well I'm not finna sit up here and let someone disrespect you any kind of way. Don't care if it's your mom no offense." he said looking at her and back to the road.

She licked her lips before saying, "I mean.. I still want to show my appreciation." she told him batting her eyelashes at him.

"I'm not going to lie... you do look cute with the church girl outfit. So cute and innocent." he said stopping at a stop sign. The pink dress in question was paired with a white purse and white heels, with a white bow for her hairstyle. Even before she left, when Erik saw her he wanted to go for another round.

She leaned over the seat, tracing her hands over his area. He shifted into his head, holding the steering wheel with one arm and using the other to grab her hand.

"You can't be touching me like that while I'm drive girl. I'll pull over and fuck the shit outta you right now." he warned her as she smiled at him.

She got back into her seat as he sped off before pulling her dress up her thighs and reaching for her black underwear. She placed it on his lap as he looked down at it then looked at her.

"You being a bad girl? What happened to my sweet and innocent (Y/N) ?" he asked her as she placed her feet on the dashboard.

"I don't know.." she whimpered widening her legs. "You wanna see how wet you got my pussy daddy.?" she asked. She slowly opened her legs as he saw glimpses of her pussy from the street lights. That's when he decided to pull over on the dirt road and unbotton his seat belt.

"Fuck.. the pretty pussy stay wet don't she." he asked leaning over the council and reaching down to her wetness. He spread her lips to see her pussy dripping. He could tell just by looking at her pussy that it was still recovering from the session they had earlier. He slowly started to rub small circles on her clit as she bit her lip.

"Mmm daddy, take that dick out." she said. He sat back in his seat, unzipping and unbuttoning the slacks that he had on, whipping his dick out as it hit his stomach.

"Fuck..." he moaned as he started to jerk his dick off slowly. She faced towards him getting onto her knees, bending over to place his dick into her mouth.

"Mmm.. yummy." she said to herself tasting the precum that blessed his tip. Bobbing and twisting her head, she made sure to slob over his dick.

"Yeah.. get that dick sloppy and wet." he moaned watching her. He looked behind her to see that the window had a reflection of her wet pussy underneath the dress. He pulled the dress up her back as he smacked her ass a few times.

"Shake that ass for daddy.." he instructed her. Wiggling her ass cheeks, her pussy winked at him through the reflection as he spanked her ass cheeks making her moan.

Without any warning, she sat back up and moved across to sit on his lap. She grabbed his dick and lined it up to her entrance before sitting completely down.

The two of them moaned, as he pushed the seat back and laid it down letting her have more room to work.

"There you go, ride daddy's dick like a good slut.. fuck." he cursed as she moved up and down slowly.

"Shit.." she gasped. It's been a minute since she rode him but damn, every time she does she forget how big he is.

"Come on.. I know you can take all this dick. You done it before." he said assisting her as she slide down even more as she gasped.

'"Damn your so deep." she whimpered, loving the pain.

"Keep on riding my dick like you doing before I fuck you (Y/N)." he warned her. Placing her arms over the seat so her titties were in Erik's face, he happily pulled the dress down letting her boobs free from the dress and bra, and took one into his mouth to suck and play with.

She bounced up and down, the sound of her ass hitting his thighs and her wetness filled the car, along with their moans and their dirty talk.

"Fuck girl, got the best pussy in the world fuck." he moaned out throwing his head back. That statement gave her some boost as she started to ride him even faster.

"Mmm I love this dick so much.." she moaned with her eyes rolled back into her head and her head thrown back. Erik's hand found their way up her chest and to her neck, squeezing it as she gasped at the sudden lack of air. All it did was make her ride him faster.

Her orgasm broke through her as she fell onto her knees, shaking on top of her

Erik took it upon himself to plant his feet on the ground and fuck up into her. "Yeah.. daddy beating this pussy up ain't he." he growled into her chest while smacking her ass.

"F-Fuck baby please." she moaned as he let out a moan himself.

"I'm finna cum, I'm finna cum all in this good pussy.. fuck!" he screamed out, scratching at her ass and smacking it.

"Shit.." she whispered falling back into the passenger seat. The windows were foggy as she looked back at Erik and laughed.

"What's so funny?" he asked looking over at her.

"I can't believe we just did that."

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[prettyboyjohnny]

JOHNNY VOICE LINE TRANSCRIPT 🥩

I wrote these out a long time ago but never posted them anywhere! Based on [x].

>Nancy's voicelines<

Notes:

• I could've copied the game subtitles, but I didn't 'cause they suck.

• I haven't played enough Johnny to know where some of these lines start and end. Please let me know if I've made any mistakes in that regard!

• I was gonna include tone indicators, but tone is subjective. No one wants me to mark the Feed Grandpa voice lines as "Flirty."

Thanks!

VOICELINES

Encounter Start

Now look at this! Somebody's ready to fight!

This is gonna end... Very badly for you.

Yeah-ha-ha! Oh, that's it! Hit me...

Imma gut every single one of y'all! [Inhales, laughs under breath] Come on... Come on!

Exit interaction

Nobody leaves until I say so!

Ain't nobody leavin' just yet!

Got it.

Nobody's leavin' alive! Y'all not fast enough! ... Good try, though.

Feed Grandpa

Get your fill, old man.

It always tastes best when it's fresh, don't it?

Here you go, old man.

You're lookin' better already... Now help us!

Oh, you're thirsty today.

Victim found

HA HA! It's playtime!

Heh heh, it's playtime...

Hahahaha, I always find 'em!

You should know better than that! ... Come on out, now.

Hey there! [Laughs]

Well! Look who we got here! [Laughs]

Hit victim

Oh! Now I got ya!

Yeah! Take it! Take it!

It's better if you die right quick! Trust me!

This would be simpler if you would sit still!

Yeah! You gonna be leakin' after that hit.

Idle

Nobody escapes me.

How the hell did those kids find us? [Sighs] I should've been more careful.

If Grandpa was able, this would be over by now... I better go feed him.

Damn it, Johnny... Get your head straight! Come on, now!

I gotta fix this... Now!

Cook seen

I'd watch that tongue of yours, old man... It might go missin' one day.

I thought you knew how to run this household... THIS is a mess!

Damn it, old man! Put those ears of yours to use already!

Where are they?! How the hell did they get loose?! I can't fix this by myself, old man.

Stop barkin' orders at me! You ain't gonna like the results.

Hitchhiker seen

Surround the property with some of those traps already! This is getting outta hand fast!

You're one shifty little sumbitch... I'll give you that. [Laughs]

How you make those weird ass traps of yours, anyway?

Would you. Settle. The Hell. Down already. You're scattering all over the dang place. We gotta focus!

Grandpa is gonna tan our hides if we let them get away. Spread out!

Leatherface seen

That's it, boy... Go kill someone now.

Go on, put that saw to use, big boy! What're you waitin' on?

If I were you, I'd go and check out Grandpa. We're gonna need his help!

Let's go now, boy! Grandpa ain't gonna be too pleased if you let them escape.

Just get outta my way, boy... I'll show you how real killin's done.

Sissy seen

Are you gonna help me out, or just stand there lookin' pretty?

If it ain't askin' too much, before you go and run off again, would you mind helpin' me out?

Before you go runnin' off with those back-house hippies again... Can you PLEASE find these damn kids?!

Sissy, what the hell're you waitin' on? Get to it!

Sissy... Are you even listenin' to me? What's goin' on in that head of yours?! Damn!

Lose enemy first

Aww, you leavin' so soon?

It's alright, big boy's gonna be wearing your face soon enough... After I'm done with you, that is. [Laughs]

You know... I was actually kinda fond of that girl, I-I didn't really wanna hurt 'er... But, as they say... Family first, y'know?

You ever watch someone die? Oh... You ain't never quite the same after that, lemme tell ya.

Ohohoh, you can run all you want... It ain't gonna matter much longer.

Lose enemy sub

[Scoffs] You're all gurgle and no guts! I thought you were tougher than that!

I'm gonna find you... I will! I promise!

You wanna know how your friend died? I can show you!

L-Listen now! E-Everybody's time comes eventually!

The bad man's in me... And you gonna meet 'im real soon!

Lose enemy long

Your little friend put up a better fight than this... Come on... Make it interesting, will ya?!

They always try to hide... It's always the same game... [Laughs]

You folks don't know who you messin' with! Nobody ever gets away from me.

You're just delayin' the inevitable! YOU HEAR ME?

Come on out now, let's play.

I got plenty of space in the cold room for you.

Match start

It's time. [Chuckles] Seems they've got some fight in 'em after all.

I knew I should've handled this myself... I'll fix it.

That's what I get for taking it easy on them. Time for them to join that little friend of theirs.

See blood trail

Oh, this is gonna be easy.

Hey, you okay? You seem to have lost a bit of blood!

Now... let's see where you scurried off to.

You know... Bleedin' like that ain't gonna help your cause!

Don't bleed out on me yet! I need you awake!

See enemy first

Don't worry. I like it when they run.

Look, you're gonna want this to end fast. Trust me on that.

Well, don't run! I just wanna see how it feels.

There you are! [Chuckles] You kinda remind me of your little friend.

See enemy sub

This is pointless, you know. Quit stallin'.

Don't worry... I'll find ya.

[Growls] I'm gonna see your insides before this night's through!

Oh, you ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you.

Come on back, now.

Got something I wanna show you! [Laugh]

See family member

Well! Look who decided to lend a hand!

Check the doors and generator. We can't let them leave. You hear me?

Y'all need to start pullin' your weight around here. This is gettin' old!

Grandpa's gonna be in a fit if we let them escape. Start searchin'!

Would y'all... Help me already. PLEASE!

See trapped victim

We gotcha! [Laughs]

You ready to meet the bad man?

You got one!

Looks like you might be hurtin'. Might wanna be watchin' where you're steppin'.

[Laughs]

See victim escape

Maybe I can still catch 'em. Yeah, down by the tracks.

Damn... They're free... For now.

This isn't gonna be good.

Damn it, Johnny! [Scoffs] ... The old man's gonna be riled up now.

Use ability blocked

Ain't no tracks here...

Nah... got nothin'.

Better wait a minute.

Not quite yet ... [Inhales] Almost ready.

Use ability

Time to play. Now... Where did you go?

I'll find ya. Don't you worry about that.

Go ahead and hide... It ain't gonna matter.

Where'd y'all run off to?

Use ability success

[Hums] ... There you are.

They always leave a trail. Always so careless. [Chuckles, inhales] ... This is too easy.

I'm on your tail now!

Execution

You're gonna look real nice... Next to that friend of yours!

That's it... Die for me!

This... Is only gonna hurt... For a minute!

You should've never came here lookin' for that girl!

You ain't gettin' away! I'm keepin' you!

[Last edited March 2024]

[coffeecupmemes]

Stuff my friends and I have said during Movie Night

Feel free to change pronouns as needed! Be sure to specify a muse if sending to a multimuse blog!

"They've got tanks. I think they'll be alright." "How'd she make it????" "How are they gonna take down the big boy?" "The army is here, finally." "That is the least of your concerns trust me." "Don't worry, it gets worse!!" "Oh that's terrifying, I love it!" "Feed her to the monsters!" "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOY!" "I don't think God said anything against visiting the moon or splitting atoms." "I wanna throw the crazy religious people outside." "Old people just do not give a single shit." "Don't stay and fight, run!" "I think 'oh no no, aw no no' is an appropriate reaction." "Here comes the Can of Peas!!" "Rest his crispy, crusty soul." "I don't think it's dead yet, give it 50 more whacks to be sure." "Well, now he's on fire and flying." "Oh yeah sure set the mop on fire I'm sure nothing will go wrong." "Told you nothing would go wrong." "Those bugs are huge. Like small dog sized. Winged chihuahuas." "… y'all might wanna turn the lights off." "Just a friendly bug. Totally harmless I'm sure." "That poor biker dude." "Close the door." "Gonna miss biker dude." "I'm sorry but if I had a kid and someone touched them without my or their permission I'd be forced to give them the roundhouse shuffle." "Can we sacrifice her already?" "Plot armor? Looks more like plot acid." "Word of advice: stop using the term 'tentacle.'" "That seems weird, but I'm not the lawmaker." "Boy you're gonna be screaming in annoyance later." "If everyone stays out of sight from the windows, that could help." "No you're not sorry, you're a coward. I saw how you backed up against the wall when he said help him." "Deserved; but not helpful." "So unnecessarily aggressive so fast." "He's a kid, he's proud and stupid." "Why does he want to go so badly?" "Why does the army wear napkins on their head?" "I think more people should have Bigfoot's baby. He needs to repopulate." "If I passed by that many military trucks, going that fast, I'd be spooked."

[two-bit-too-high]

I know this is random for my account but here this is something that me and one of my school mates wrote we don't do this a lot so it ain't great.

Also I finish school soon so if y'all have any prompts or suggestions for stories send them my way if you feel like it no pressure of course so i ain't bored out of my brain

Not proofread and we are both dyslexic yippee

1/?

Here enjoy 🥳

Dinner time is one of the most important times in the X mansion, many hungry mutants to feed and many with short tempers. So it is up to the resident chef Remy LeBeau to fight and win this war of hangry mutants with as few casualties as possible. It was only midday and poor Remy had already run into a problem; his powers had been on the fritz making almost anything he touched explode in his face, just what he needed tonight but he kept going on with his day.

When 6pm came around he started to prepare everything, he needed to make a classic mac and cheese can’t go wrong with that right. 6:30pm first victim, a pot of water. Remy went about getting set up when out of nowhere the pot of water he was holding started to glow purple “Shit” he says before the pot exploded sending pieces of metal flying across the room in every direction and splashing him with the cold tap water. He shook off the water and started again with another pot and more water.

6:49pm victim two a jar of cream. He made his way to the fridge grabbing out the cream, cheese and milk as he closed the door he felt something start to vibrate in his hand “oh no” he said with a flat tone before proceeding to be covered in cream. There was cream up the walls and splattered on the roof “great just great just what gambit needed ”he adds as he wipes cream from his eye.

7:15pm the splatters of cream were all cleaned up and he got back to work. 7:26pm there is a knock on the kitchen door. It was Scott Summers. Remy had sent him to the shop to grab more cream from him “here you go gambit” says scott when he passes him the cream. “Thanks summers” he says as he takes the cream with a pair of tongs instead of his hands and places it on the counter. “Why the tongs?” Summers asked “Gambit don’t want to have to clean up another mess” he replied and put the tongs down on the counter next to the sink.

7:38pm everything was going well. there had been no other casualties, human or otherwise, until a certain someone walked into the kitchen. Rouge, Remy’s situationship,wife if he had his way. Her company completely distracted him from anything and everything including the boiling water on the stove. “Hey cher” he says “hey remy” she replied as she sat down at the kitchen island “what ya making” she asked with a smile “Cajun mac and cheeses, a classic back home” he says watching as her hair shines in the lights of the kitchen. “Ooo sounds nice” she says “my momma used to make something similar all the time” she added “oh really now?” he says.”umm Remy your water is boiling over” she says in a hurried tone “Merde!” he says as he runs up to the stove and turns it off. “Gambit needs to pay better attention to the other hot stuff in this room” he says under his breath referring to the food.

7:56 pm he and Rouge had been chatting for a few minutes while he kept cooking. At the moment he was cutting up the Andouille sausage. Everything was going well until once again just like the pot of water and cream before the knife started to glow purple and vibrate. “CHER GET DOWN!” he yells as he lets go of the knife and ducks under the kitchen island pulling Rouge with him. The knife like the pot before explodes into several sharp metal shards that fly into the walls and into the benchers. “You alright cher?” Remy asked as he got up from under the island. “Yeah I'm ok” she says as she follows him out and shakes her hair back to normal. “The professor is gonna kill gambit for that one” he says as he starts to pick the shards of knife out of the wall.

“Remy how about you let me finish dinner” Rouge asked “ ya sure cher” he replied “i’m sure you just tell me what to do,ok sugar” she says with a smile “oh alright then, cher” he says reluctantly and with a roll of his black and red eyes. 8:20pm two hours 20 minutes and 3 casualties later dinner was finished. Everyone was seated at the dinner table merely enjoying themselves eating.

A certain master of magnetism was sitting at the end of the long dinner room table picking at his plate “something wrong Magneto” asked Remy “its very spicy” Magneto replied “is it or are you just very white” Remy snapped backed there is an audible gasp from everyone at the table with Kurt Wagner chiming in with a long oooo. Magneto gave both Remy and Kurt a death stare before going back to eating.

Within a few seconds the room had exploded into chaos forks and spoons flying in every direction, up, down,left and right. There were people ducking under the table and using pot lips as shields. And in the middle of all this chaos was Remy. a few minutes before the chaos erupted they all had been just peacefully eating then Remy's fork started to glow and vibrate in his hand. Before he could say or do anything to warn the others the fork exploded in his hand and just like the knife it sent metal shards flying.it flew right into Magnetos temple pushing him back off his chair and onto the floor. “Oops” he said just before the chaos started to rage around him. So in the end there were 4 casualties of Remy LeBeau making dinner. But at last the war was over now to get Kurt to do the dishes.

[mad-doodle-disease]

twas a rest fit for a king

???: are you sure he isn't infected? he's been asleep for days. alton s. crow: ah, i'm sure. i don't blame him for sleepin' so much, he and belle 'pparently seen some stuff. belle dama: oh, yes... we certainly did! ???: ...what exactly did you two go through, if you don't mind me asking. i'm shore it was probably really traumatic, you don't have to tell me. belle dama: o-oh! uhm... well- alton s. crow: you probably don't want to know.

a deep groan exited tumbles as he slowly woke up. his body was stiff and his head hurt to all hell, but goddamn did he feel refreshed. he slowly sat up from the couch, his bones crackled loudly with each movement, not used to the (albeit slow) movement.

tumbles: what are you guys... talking... about...?

alton, belle, and an unknown big cog all turned to face tumbles, their eyes widening a bit.

alton s. crow: well, speak of the devil! told ya he was alright, mary, just needed a liddle more sleep after all! mary?: ...i still don't think it's nessiesarily healthy to pass out and sleep for 3 days straight, even if he was apparently "recovering". belle woke up a lot quicker than that.

tumbles blinked a couple times, comprehending the quickly snuck in pun.

tumbles: who's she...? and why does she keep making weird puns? alton s. crow: that's mary anna. mary was one of the first suits who seeked out this liddle safehouse, ain't that right, mary?

mary turned away, something else clearly on her mind.

alton s. crow: now, don't act like that! we'll find her eventually, just say hi and introduce yerself to the new guy.

mary paused for a second, sighing, before relenting and approaching tumbles.

mary anna: ...yes, i was. i came as soon as the waters got deep, i was shore she would be here too. back when cogs inc was still important, my title was deep diver. nowadays, i fight infected cogs. i also help identify fish and determine if they're safe to eat. a paper hands: she also taught us that boiling water makes it safe to drink. not very helpful to us cogs, but very helpful in keeping you toons alive. tumbles: tubular, maaaan, totally tubula-

suddenly, and very unexpectedly, mary grabbed tumbles by the shoulders. she stared intently at him with feverish eyes. she pleaded.

mary anna: did you, at any point, sea a lawbot on your way here? not just any lawbot. a lawbot with curly blue hair, she usually wears a raincoat. not a shyster, she's unique. tell me you saw her, please. belle told me she saw nothing like that on the way here but please, maybe you saw something she didn't. tell me you did, please. tumbles: u-uhm, no. sorry, dude, saw nothing like that either.

mary let go of tumbles, pulling away while muttering something under her breath. belle looked away, some guilt evident on her face despite having done nothing wrong. she felt bad for not seeing anything. the other cogs and toons in the safehouse paused their work for a moment, before continuing their work. alton shrinked back a bit as well, clearly offput by mary's desperation, before quickly regaining his energetic disposition and loudly clapping his hands together one time.

alton s. crow: welp, now that y'all are both awake, i figure i better put ya to work too, tumbles! tumbles: put me to work!? maaaan, i just woke up!

alton chuckled a bit, before handing tumbles a fishing rod.

alton s. crow: unfortunately for you, i don't run this here place like that. you're awake, you're healthy, you're workin'. ya seem like a natural born fisherman to me, ya got that look in yer eye. ever since we had to put ol' freshie down, barney's had to do all the fishin' work by his lonesome. he can only carry so many fish, y'know, and we gots lots of mouths to feed! yer gonna help 'em! tumbles: PUT DOWN!?

a maroon cat toon who smelled horribly of fish, clearly barney, chimed in.

barney: i don't want to talk about it.

alton shoved a bucket into tumbles arms as well, before ushering both tumbles and barney into the elevator. he sent them down with a wave.

alton s. crow: catch lots o' fish for us and tell us if you see somethin' weird! tumbles: but i didn't even-!

the elevator doors closed, and they begun to be sent down to the outside world.

tumbles: ...get to eat.

barney sighed, before fishing (pun not intended) through his pockets and pulling out an old half-eaten candy bar. he handed it to tumbles. despite being old and half-eaten it was very filling to tumbles.

NEXT

[themonotonysyndrome]

Lmao I could not stop thinking about this all day like i absolutely need a oneshot like this😭😭😭.

I know Castin most likely not gonna be allowed near his wife during the birth of their child/children, but like if he was allowed he would be hella nervous throughout the process. I feel like he would be those husbands that would act like doctors (with no background or knowledge) telling his wife to push hard, not to stop, push in a certain position, telling them to calm down, lowkey lying saying that they're almost finished when they barely started😔. Mind you Castin is saying this with only good intentions only wanting to make sure that the baroness/Celica doesn't go through any complications, but boy does he annoy the hell out of her. At one point she stopped screaming and pushing only to silently turn her head to Castin and give him one of the most deadest glares he has ever received in his entire life time of living (in the room filled with nurses or doctors). 😂😂😂This would be the first time Castin has ever heard his wife say something so fowl and full of curses let alone be on the receiving end of it.

I'm sorry that I don't have time to write a oneshot now, but I can give you a scenario, Anon!

-

I imagine everyone who is important to the couple would be there during the birth: Lilia, Rhett, Isolde, Reyes, Dolion, and Rex would be waiting outside of the birthing room. The doctors, nurses and even Ezekiel are right there in the room to help assist the Baroness.

Castin would be pacing around, anxiety literally dripping off of him while the ladies snacked on and the men were trying to calm him down.

Lilia, carefully peeling an apple for them and the Baroness: Castin, sit your ass down before you give everyone a migraine. Oh! Excuse me, Your Majesty.

Queen Isolde: It's cool. I've heard worse from Rhett.

Rhett: Beloved -

Castin: Guys! Hello!? Why aren't y'all freaking out about this!? It's been hours since my wife went into labour!

Dolion: We know. We can read the time, brother.

Rex: Sarcasm won't help the Commander calm down, Dolion. Be more empathetic, please.

Castin: Guys!?

Rhett: Castin! Take a deep breath and sit down already! The Baroness is in good and, more importantly, CAPABLE hands. You panicking won't help -

The doors to the maternity room burst open. A very pissed-off-looking doctor stomps out, effectively silencing everyone.

Doctor: May I remind everyone that the Baroness now requires peace!? If none of you can keep it down, then I am forced to use my authority and banish all of you until further notice.

Castin, now super distressed: But...

That's when a scream broke out. One filled with pain. No one could stop him as Castin after that. Not even Rhett, for he rushes past the doctor and hurried to the Baroness' beside. Startling the nurses.

There, lying in bed with immense pain and sweating profusely is the entire reason why Castin's heart beats.

Castin, panicking now, oh boy: Babe! Babe, are you alright!?

The Baroness is now glaring at him: Yes, husband. I'm having that time of my fucking life!

Everyone in the room, including Castin, winces. But he's determined to help her in any way he can. He snatches a wet cloth from a startled nurse and carefully dabs his wife's face; not realising that he forgot to squeeze the damn thing and now her pillow and face are drenched with water.

The Baroness, furious now: CASTIN -

Castin: You're alright, babe. A-OK! Just try to breathe in more deeply and keep pushing!

An aggravated nurse: Commander, the head isn't even crowning yet! Please leave so we can -

Castin: Nah, nah, the sooner she pushes the better, right!? You're doing great! Hahaha! No need to panic! You want any water? Snacks? I can feed you!

The Baroness: Castin, get the fuck out of my room before I cut your balls out!

Cue the contractions again and this time, she screams louder than before. Rhett, Reyes, Dolion and Rex finally broke into the room to drag Castin away. NSDJKFNKJDSF WHAT A MESS!

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

OPE those guns o.o

Yeah that does not look good xd

Hmm who are we telling that we're referring to them as Captain Nash and his wife?

Oh gosh them all 😭😭 they all look so worried :(( 🥺💔❤️

Understandable xD

Uhh is that a bomb o.o

Yeah that's very Bobby

Uhh ohh y'all 😬😬

🥺🥺 BOBBYY

Yeah of course he is xD an icon lol <3

UHH OHHH 😭😭😬

Y'all when I tell you I am NERVOUS

STRESSED AND STRESSIN xDD

This better all end up okay lol

Including their relationship because that's one I'm most scared for xD

Okay, that's the last of my last thoughts, so now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

AAAHHHHHHH I'm so glad to have my babeys back :D.

Now, given that I'm writing this part on the day of episode 3 and I haven't watched episode 2 yet lol, this will be very short. I might come back and edit later xD.

BUDDIEEEE!!! I'm telling you they're a family. Why are they such a family? I don't know. Anyway poor Chris 😭😭💔❤️. That scene at the end, with the letter, was so good <33. And oh my gosh don't even TALK to me about Buck talking to Christopher and then it planning to Eddie in the hall 😭😭. I was not okay over that and I'm still not <3. Also, a callback to Eddie's panic attacks by having him use a strategy to help that woman was so cool :'DD. He slayed <33. Also the joke after?? They're so in love, your honor <33.

Hen! Don't remember much of what she was up to but she slayed :)). And she's doing great as Captain 🥰🥰! Also her not feeding into Athena's delusions xD (although we of course find out that they aren't but yk it's just a funny moment lol).

Chimney and Maddie! Chim stressing was a mood lol xd. And honestly, making sure you make time for yourselves amongst your jobs, child, and wedding planning is a good idea! But don't try that hard lol. Like y'all figured out, you don't need to :). But yeah, I'm glad they just decided to relax <3. Love them 🥰🥰.

Bobby and Athena! I be slightly concerned for them o.o. I'm sure everything'll be fine in the end relationship wise, but it's stressful xd. And poor Bobby 😭. I promise it's not something you've done Bobby xd. Anyway, SLAY on the investigating though lol :D. And even though I feel for him I'm glad Bobby set aside their issues and had his priorities straight lol xD. Anyway, hopefully all goes well with those pirates 😬.

Overall, I really enjoyed this episode! It's so good to be back :D. I think the cruise ship is a really unique disaster - as are the issues with Bobby and Athena's relationship lol. By that I just mean, it's interesting/nice (even though it hurts) to see some struggles for them (that aren't external) :). There were also really great moments with everybody else, and I'm glad we got to see home ans the ship! Plus, there was a good spread of focus today :). Anyway, I'm a little nervous about the next episode, but I'm sure everything will be alright. It better be lol. Also, the calls were really cool today :O.

So, yeah! I loved this episode, I thought it was great :D. It was lovely seeing my babeys again :). I'm so excited for the next episode! This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1, Season 7, Episode 1: Abandon Ships

It was amazing! I'm interested to see how everything's gonna go down on the boat, and people's reactions. I'll be back here next time with my review of. . .

9-1-1, Season 7, Episode 2: Rock the Boat

See you then!

[inastarlesssky]

Update on March Projects

Okay, so just wanted to give y'all an update (if anyone is here from my fics and is curious about the state of things/how I'm updating...Alright. Tenebrae and When the Day Loved the Night: These have recently been updated and I usually take a week or two (read: almost a month) to update. So despite the little eensy bit of a cliffhanger I've left on Tenebrae, it's gonna have to wait a bit. I have EVERYTHING planned out, folks, and I refuse to abandon them, so hang on, there's still more coming. But it'll be a bit. Much Ado About Malfoy - this was my submission for the HP Bard Fest; go check it out! I had a lot of fun writing it, and it's done. I've started a fic for the Cry Me A River Fest that will decidedly break my heart bc oh no a sad ending and it's gonna hurt. But that's a project, not posted yet but it will be! Stay tuned. I'm working on a fic for the Feed My Frankenstein Fest as well, so that's also ongoing. And now I'm in the planning stages for a certain fic that is taking priority bc it's going to be a gift and I will get it done promptly!) So this fic is taking priority right now and when I finish that, then I'll update Tenebrae, WTDLTN, and the other fics afterward.

I just want to say thank you to all of you who've been following my fics, subscribing, bookmarking, leaving kudos. These all make my day and I'm glad that my brain's nonsense brings joy to people. So you're the best, thank you. -Ella

[whatitshouldvebeen]

All Johnny Slaughter voice lines below, I transcribed them for my fic lol

Struggle:

Well look at this! Somebody's ready to fight!

This is gonna end very badly for you!

Yeah-haha! Oh, that's it! Hit me!

Exit interaction;

I'll gut every single one of y'all!

Nobody leaves until I say so.

Ain't nobody leaving just yet!

Nobody's leaving alive, y'all not fast enough, good try though.

Feeding grandpa;

It always tastes best when its fresh, don't it?

That's right, drink up, old man.

If grandpa was able, this would be over by now.

Finding victim;

Ahha! It's play time!

Hahaha, I always find em!

Well! Look who we got here!

Hit enemy;

Oh! Now I got ya!

Yeah! Take it, take it!

Its better if you die quick, trust me!

This'd be simpler if you'd sit still!

Yeah! You're gonna be leaking after that hit!

Idle;

Nobody escapes me.

Dammit johnny, get your head straight! Come on now!

I gotta fix this, now.

To cook;

I'd watch that tongue of yours old man, it might go missing one day.

I thought you knew how to run this household!

This is a mess! Dammit old man, put those ears to use already! Where are they?!

How the hell did they get loose? I can't fix this by myself old man, stop barking orders at me, you ain't gonna like the results!

To hitchhiker;

You're one shifty sommabitch, I give ya that.

How do you make those traps a yours anyway?

Would you settle the hell down already? You're scattering all over the damn place, we gotta focus!

Grandpa is gonna tan our hides if we let them get away, spread out!

To leatherface;

That's it boy, go kill someone now. Go on! Put that saw to use big boy, whatta you waiting on!

If I were you, I'd go and check out grandpa, we're gonna need his help, let's go now boy!

Grandpa ain't gonna be too pleased if you let them escape!

Just get out of my way, boy. I'll show ya how real killings done.

To Sissy;

Are you gonna help me out or just stand there looking pretty?

Before you go running off with those backwoods hippies again can you PLEASE find these damn kids?

Sissy what the hell are you waiting on? Get to it!

Sissy? Are you even listening to me? What's going on in that head of yours?

Lose enemy;

Damn!

Aww are you leavin' so soon?

It's alright, big boy is gonna be wearing your face soon enough, after I'm done with you, that is.

You know, I was actually kinda fond of that girl, I didn't really wanna hurt her. But as they say, family first, you know?

You ever watch someone die? You ain't never quite the same after that, lemme tell ya.

You can run all you want, it ain't gonna matter much longer.

Lose enemy sub;

You're all gurgle and no guts! I thought you were tougher than that!

I'm gonna find you! I will, I promise!

You wanna know how your friend died? I can show you!

Listen now, every bodies time comes eventually!

The bad man's in me, and you're gonna meet him real soon!

Lose enemy long;

Your little friend put up a better fight than this.

Come on, make it interesting, will ya?

They always try to hide, its always the saaaame game.

You folks don't know who you're messin' with! Nobody gets away from me.

You're just delaying the inevitable, ya hear me?!

Come on out now, let's play! I got plenty of space in the cold room for ya!

Match start;

Seems they got some fight in them after all. I knew I shoulda handled them myself.

Sees blood trail;

Ohhh this is gonna be easy.

Hey, you okay? You seem to have lost a bit of blood!

Now, let's see where you scurried off to.

You know, bleedin' like that ain't gonna help your cause!

Don't bleed out on me yet! I need you awake!

Sees enemy first;

Don't worry, I like it when they run.

Don't run! I just wanna see how it feels!

There you are.

You kinda remind me of your little friend.

Sees enemy sub;

This is pointless, you know? Quit stallin'.

I'm gonna see your insides before this night's through!

Oh you ain't getting away, I'm keeping you.

Come on back, now. Got something I wanna show you.

You ready to meet the bad man?

Sees victim escape;.

Maybe I can still catch em? Yeah, down by the tracks!

Use ability;

Time to play.

Now, where did you go?

I'll find you, don't you worry 'bout that.

Go ahead and hide, it ain't gonna matter.

Where'd y'all run off to?

Find someone;

They always leave a trail. Always so careless!

This is too easy.

I'm on your tail now!

You ain't getting away, I'm keeping you!

Execute;

You're gonna look real nice next to that friend of yours!

That's it, die for me!

This is only gonna hurt for a minute!

Anyone have all of Johnny Slaughter/Sawyer's voice lines transcribed or in a video from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre game? I'm having trouble finding them to include them in my fic

[slashingdisneypasta]

Things Y/N says in the Horror House

Plot: Just the title XD Or 'Y/N having a rough time all the time*

Warnings: Sexual references and course language

~

"Freddy- Freddy you are a grown man- "

"CHUCKY YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM- "

"No no, Patrick, I was not looking at you and wouldn't dream of looking at you no no no Oh would you look at that, Chucky's trynna get Bubba to sniff glue again, so good talk I gotta go- "

"Bubba, I- I just... I desperately want to help you, but- I just- I have... I have no idea what you're saying to me."

"Pennywise how many times have I told you don't transform into residents of the home!! You are going to cause an accident!"

*Gassp* "Oh my god... Michael is going to murder you."

*Gasp* "Who told Carrie the f word!? I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT STU."

"THATS IT!- I HAVE SEEN ENTIRELY TOO MANY PENISES IN THIS HOUSE. WE AS A COMMUNITY ARE GOING TO NEED TO START LOCKING THE TOILET DOOR."

"Jen I need so much therapy... "

"Bubba don't put that in the muffins."

"Oh yes Billy I can ground you- JASON COME ON IN NOW AND BRING THE SHOVEL."

"Jason, you are an angel."

"Jason are you serious right now? Put all the Slashers down- "

"Jerry, stop trying to seduce everyone. You're about to win over Freddy and you're gonna regret it I promise you."

"Billy? Stu? Whoever you are take off that stupid mask and go to bed."

"Between you and me Jen... Patrick terrifies me."

"THATS IT- you two CANNOT play together anymore!!"

*Jamming the end of a broom into the ceiling while Chiffany do marital things~ in the room above* "IT. IS. BED. TIME."

"Penny what are you doing... sneaking into Chucky and Tiffany's room... you know what I don't wanna know. As you were."

"Freddy do you... can you just think about the things that you say?"

"What do you mean Bubba's brothers are coming for a visit!?!?"

"Jason I have your mother on the phone!! She says I love you and please put the doll down." (Spoiler alert. Pamela was not on the phone)

"Put Chucky down." (At least 7 times a damn day)

(Part 1) "Okay... someone's gotta feed Aubrey II. I volunteer Micha- where did he go??"

(Part 2) "AUBREY TWO. AUBREY TWO SPIT HIM UP THIS INSTANT."

(Part 3) "Oh, so you listen to Carrie, huh... stupid plant."

(Part 4) "So for now on Carrie will be in charge of feeding the killer plant."

"... Oh god why on earth is Chucky laughing in the other room... "

"What do you mean 'what am I doing baking at midnight?', its called stress baking, I am literally terrified 24-7 around here and the sweets are the only thing between me and 6th degree online shopping addiction."

"... No... Michael I am not on Amazon... "

"I AM NOT Y'ALLS SEX EXPERT. STOP ASKING ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS- no, no, except you Carrie. You get back here and get an education. Don't listen to Freddy- "

"Chucky stop bullying Bubba."

"Oh, what am I doing? Well, Jason and Michael are glaring at eachother from across the room and I'm moving out."

"Behave or I will get Freddy- OH YES I WILL I AM ON MY FINAL STRAW HERE."

"Billy, Stu, leave Michael alone."

"... *Sigh*... I didn't think I needed to actually say this... but please do not watch porn in the livingroom."

(Part 1) "Tiffany help me to understand what you see in Chucky."

(Part 2) "Tiffany stop helping me I don't want to know these things."

"So this is how I die."

"Patrick that is a spectacular tie- annnnd he's just walked past me without a word... "

"Pamela is coming everyone act like you have impulse control."

"No Jerry I'm not gonna bet on who's gonna win todays fight between Freddy and Jason- alright, 10 on Jason."

"... *Deep breath* ... I'm gonna buy that platter on Amazon I don't need."

[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 68... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

THIS CHAPTER WAS HILARIOUS!! LIKE, OH MY GOSH...!! 🤣

Let's talk about it, shall we...? 😏

Okay... When I first went into the chapter, I didn't expect it to start out like this:

I was thinking that this was gonna be a Yor chapter, especially after seeing that Yor's wrists got injured by this fight...

But then, HE APPEARED...!! 😆

MY MAN YURI HAS RETURNED!

I swear, every time that Yuri shows up, he never fails to make me laugh...!! 😄 He's such a goober, I love it...!! 😌

Alright, back to the chapter!! 😆

So, like I said, Yor got injured... And of course, Yuri thinks that Loid's the one that did it!! 😌 But after Yor calms him down (a little bit), he demands that Loid should be cooking the injured Yor...! Which led to THIS:

And the competition to see who could take care of Yor better BEGAN!! 😆

Yuri stepped in to cook for Yor instead, and well...

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH...!!! 🤣

It was Loid's turn to feed Yor and...

(I'd probably act the same way if a man like Loid was gonna feed me... 😵)

Yuri then challenged Loid to see who could clean better... AND FAILED, AGAIN...:

Finally, Yuri challenged Loid see who could buy what Yor needs... And, you can probably guess what happened...! 😌:

But in a turn of events, Yuri just so happened to pick up some Whistle Candy, which brought back memories of the two them whistling the bears away to Yor...! (So Sweet 🤗)

Yuri preceded to leave the Forger home LIKE A MAD MAN after being thanked by Yor!! 😂 And then, the chapter ended...!! 😁

And what a chapter Mission 68 was!! 😄 IT WAS JUST SO DAMN FUNNY (Thanks mostly to our residential goober, Yuri Briar...!! 😂) I had so much fun reading it!! 😁

Now I know that some people get tired of chapters like these and just want the story to progress... But sometimes, I think it's important to have small moments like these, so it can make the big moments even more impactful (well, at least to me it does...! 😊)

I personally can't wait to see what the Forgers (or anyone else for that matter) get themselves into next time!! 😁 So, until the next Mission, I'll see y'all later...!! PEACE!! ✌

[your-mums-nuts]

37 'is that my shirt?' Gigi and Reagan. Gal pals, y'know?

I'm not sure if you meant lesbians or literal gal pals so the relationship is left open-ended for you to decide:)

"do-do you think cats have feelings?" A series of spluttering and coughing that barely qualified for a sentence came from Reagan's lips. It would've been irritating had she not been wearing the most endearing grin.

"okaaay" Gigi drawled "no more of Andres 'mystery bong' for you, miss lady"

"pshaa" Reagan flung her arms around in a hilarious yet vain attempt to retrieve the stolen bong.

"gigiiiii" she whined.

Gigi laughed and took a hit herself, before placing the bong on a counter where, if she was sober, Reagan would certainly be able to reach, but lucky for Gigi, she's decidedly not.

"shit is it already midnight" Gigi asked the room, looking at her phone. "I've got to be at that hot new club downtown in ten minutes! I didn't pay the VIP fee for nothing" she looked at Reagan who was currently pointing at a fish that didn't exist and laughing at it. "Alright girl" Gigi said "let's get you to bed".

It was a struggle picking up Reagan and heaving her across the apartment, the girl weighed more than she looked. Plumping the pillows, shaking the crumby blankets and removing any and all mugs littered around Reagans bedroom floor, Gigi gave stoned and sleepy Reagan a list of instructions.

"okay so stay on your side" she said, crouching down and repositioning Reagan's head. "I've left a cup of water and Advil on your bedside table, you're gonna need it when you wake up. And go straight to sleep, no fucking around!"

Reagan mumbled which Gigi assumed was in acknowledgment and agreement. "Alright sweet girl" she sighed, standing up and walking out, being careful to switch the lights off before she left "night night Reagan".

"nigh nigh Gigi" her sleepy response, and with that, Gigi left the building.

The next morning was great, Gigi was used to going out late so her partying till dawn had unaffected her mood and a coffee would certainly bring her tired brain to full function. She checked her ID into the scanner at the entrance of the office and the doors opened.

"heeey y'all" she grinned, as dickish as they were these people were her team and her dearest friends.

"Heyyyy Gigi, long night?" Myc of course, read her mind.

"you have no idea".

The doors opened yet again and this time it was Reagan, eyebags not deeper then usual, but she was certainly looking more tired then the average day. "Wow Reagan" Myc laughed "you look like shit".

"suck a fat cock Myc" came her irritated response.

But Gigi was focused on something else. "Is that my shirt?" She said without thinking, without thinking of how every single person in this room absolutely thrived on drama.

"what? Oh yeah I guess it is, I was wondering why it didn't have any stains on it". Classic Reagan, taking someone else's shirt in a tired haze, but Gigi didn't fancy herself frustrated by all of this, Reagan looked... Good.

"excuse me why would Reagan have your shirt?" Andre asked, his focus on them for the first time this morning.

"maybe they were together last night" myc chimed in, feeding the flames and insinuating something completely innapropiate. "We were?" Reagan responded, confused by his tone and everyones sudden interest in their life.

"doing what?"

"adult stuff"

Oh shit that was the wrong response, the office broke out in hysterical and desperate shrieks for more information.

"whaaaat"

"I knew it"

"Reagan, I'm your BFF, why wouldn't you tell me this?!

"for the record" Glenn stood up "I'm uncomfortable with the topic of Lebanese people".

"what?" Myc snorted "you mean lesbian?"

"why are we talking about lesbians?" For someone so smart Reagan was clearly not getting the implied here.

"they think we slept together"

"why?"

"because you said adult stuff!"

"I meant drugs!"

"We weren't, we were eh- what's the term? Seshing".

Andre shot up from his seat, pointing an accusing finger at them both "it was you" he screamed "you took my mystery bong!"

[kegiostoyslut12345]

The Search by NF

"Hey, Nate, how's life?" I don't know, it's alright I've been dealin' with some things like every human being And really didn't sleep much last night (last night) "I'm sorry", that's fine I just think I need a little me time I just think I need a little free time Little break from the shows and the bus rides (bus rides), yeah Last year I had a breakdown Thoughts tellin' me I'm lost gettin' too loud Had to see a therapist, then I found out Somethin' funny's goin' on up in my house Yeah, I started thinkin' maybe I should move out You know, pack my car, take a new route Clean up my yard, get the noose out Hang up my heart, let it air out (air out) I've been searchin' "What does that mean, Nate?" I've been learning Grabbin' my keepsakes, leavin' my burdens Well, I brought a few with me, I'm not perfect Lookin' at the view like, this concerns me Pickin' up the cues, right? I'm quite nervous Hate it when I lose sight, life gets blurry And things might hurt me It's prolly gonna be a long journey, but hey (but hey) It's worth it, though Cold world out there, kids, grab your coats Been a minute, I know, now I'm back to roam Lookin' for the antidote to crack the code Pretty vivid, I admit it, I'm in classic mode Don't need pity given to me, but I can't condone Talkin' down to me, I'ma have to crack your nose for crackin' jokes I'm lookin' for the map to hope, you seen it? (You seen it?) Been makin' a whole lot of changes Wrote a song about that, you should play it I get scared when I walk on these stages I look at the crowd and see so many faces, yeah That's when I start to get anxious That's when my thoughts can be dangerous That's when I put on my makeup and drown in self-hatred Forget what I'm saying, and

Where'd the beat go? Oh, ain't that somethin'? Drums came in, you ain't see that comin' Hands on my head, can't tell me nothin' Got a taste of the fame, had to pump my stomach Throw it back up like I don't want it Wipe my face, clean up my vomit OCD, tryna push my buttons I said don't touch it, now y'all done it I can be critical, never typical Intricate with every syllable, I'm a criminal Intimate, but never political, pretty visual Even if you hate it, I'll make it feel like you're in it, though You call me what you wanna, but never call me forgettable Leave you deep in thought, I could never swim in the kiddie pool Way that I been thinkin' is cinematic, it's beautiful Man, I don't know if I'm makin' movies or music videos (videos, videos, videos)

Yeah, the sales can rise Doesn't mean much though when your health declines See, we've all got somethin' that we trapped inside That we try to suffocate, you know, hopin' it dies Try to hold it underwater but it always survives Then it comes up out of nowhere like an evil surprise Then it hovers over you to tell you millions of lies You don't relate to that? Must not be as crazy as I am The point I'm makin' is the mind is a powerful place And what you feed it can affect you in a powerful way It's pretty cool, right? Yeah, but it's not always safe Just hang with me, this'll only take a moment, okay? Just think about it for a second, if you look at your face Every day when you get up and think you'll never be great You'll never be great, not because you're not, but the hate Will always find a way to cut you up and murder your faith (woo!)

I am developin', take a look at the benefits Nothin' to meddle with, I can never be delicate Am I even relevant? That depends how you measure it Take a measurement, then bag it up and give me the evidence Pretty evident, dependable can never be tentative I'm a gentleman, depending on if I think you're genuine Pretty elegant, but not afraid to tell you to get a grip Proper etiquette, I keep it to myself when I celebrate, ah (ah) It's that time again Better grab your balloons and invite your friends Seatbelts back on, yeah, strap 'em in Look at me, everybody, I'm smilin' big On a road right now that I can't predict Tell me "Tone that down, " but I can't resist Y'all know that sound, better raise your fist The search begins, I'm back, so enjoy the trip, huh

[justal0wk3yg4mer]

Things I've Said: Watch Dogs Legion - Bloodline (Spoilers)

I had so much fun playing this DLC. Chalk full of lively banter, fun gameplay and interesting tidbits. I thought playing these iconic (WD) characters was fun in Legion but this was great. I hope y'all had as much fun as I did.

Me: *Player/My actions* Character Dialogue

Don't like the beard.

Oh fuck me, do I have to redo all the boroughs?

Yo this Captain is legit. 5 stars on Yelp.

Something tells me I'm not alone *Hears gunshots and a guard yelling* Yep.

Whoever you are, I have a baton and I'm not afraid to use it.

Wrench! *Aiden shoots at him* RUN BABY BOY RUN!

Oh these are the worst. Dude is a bitch with daddy's money, and is trying to play God.

That sounds angsty...can't wait to hear about it.

Atta boy Wrench.

Doesn't know how to use this my ass.

Holy fuck kid how long has it been!?

Wait Claire? *Checks* Yup, it's her, #Justice4Claire.

Pot. Kettle. Do you understand how this works Aiden?

Ah yes, family drama. Feeds my soul.

What do ya mean I can't change the beard?

*NPC appears* Oof, Unity flashbacks.

Um...do you mean November the 5th?

He avoided the question. He's into that freaky shit.

Annnd I still can't drive.

I'm gonna stop exploring in this DLC. This is the 5th time I've explored some place out of curiosity, only to return to it 5 minutes later for a mission. I'm playing fucking ring around the rosie.

I fucking love Wrench. Such a chaotic twink.

Sounds like any self respecting mother of a rebel cell to me.

Pinch his cheeks, do it Violet.

You are way to chipper to be an insider and conducting secret meetings.

Again; Pot. Kettle.

Aiden: Angel might be inside. Ah, I see what Ubisoft is puttin' down. And not that it'll matter much but Angel get out of there. You're fucked.

Angel: You can shine a light on the darkness or give into it. ...damn that's deep. Alright I'll be good.

Grizzled? You know what, yeah. I would describe his voice like that.

You are a dumb bitch and I can't wait to whoop your ass.

Wrench you beautiful crazy twink.

This is not a 'If you can dodge a wrench' - no pun intended - 'you can dodge a dodgeball' scenario but I like your optimism.

We're alright he says, and then proceeds to finger blast the button.

Ubisoft you cowards. You let Wrench have a husband, which leads to a messy divorce which we are not going to talk about, but not consider Marcus an option?

So...no stealing an ambulance?

Ah, Jordi cares.

I love how concerned Jordi gets about Wrench. Like he is genuinely concerned. And Jordi is a pretty chaotic fucker himself.

Rampart's board; I'm calling it now. *Jordi tells Wrench* Too easy, also damn, daddy-o pullin' the plug.

Does everyone know about Aiden?! For fucks sake.

I'm gonna say it. I hate the invisible car.

I'm sorry was that a Pirates of the Caribbean joke?

If this isn't Marcus I'm going to scream. If this is Marcus...well, I'm still going to scream but happily.

aH! It's the house with a tone!

I love when everyone forgets that Wrench is a fucking genius.

It means Ohana! Nobody get left behind, or forgotten.

Holy fuck it's clean shaven Aiden.

*Talks to Aiden* Bro this shit is dark. He's gonna bury HIMSELF.

Oh Aiden's got some spooky-ass demons.

Fuck off. Y'all stole this of P.T and I am not down for it.

This went from super depressing to extremely hopeful so quickly, I'm getting whiplash.

Wrench: O.o Same Wrench. Same.

Connie:...we found a Dedsec member... And we've come full circle. Roll credits!