#oh hell nawl

[versacethotty]

alexis michelle being jason lee’s tethered still has my head spinning

[lxvvie]

Divorcecanons, Phillip Graves edition:

You asked for a divorce based on "irreconcilable differences" and Graves... agreed. Without a fuss. See that GIF up there? That's the same questioning look he gave you when you brought it up. Did you ever stop to ask yourself why he agreed to it?

Doesn't matter though 'cause even though the divorce is official (you sure about that, darlin'?), it's like nothing's changed between you and your ex-husband. Much. Except you're not wearing your ring. Mm. Terrible, sweetheart. Absolutely terrible.

Sure, he's moved out. Graves has his place set up for the time being and you're set financially, but he's never too far from your house. Your house that belongs to you two. Your house that belongs to you two because you're MARRIED.

Need repairs? Not to worry darlin', if it ain't something he can fix, he knows people who know people. He's there to oversee it, too.

Social events? Going out together? You fuckin' know it, doll. Got a dinner with the fellas at 7. He'll be there to scoop you up at 6:30.

Need a sounding board? Well, who else are you gonna turn to? He's been that for years. A simple... separation won't stop that. He's all eyes and ears, beautiful.

Talking shit about your asshole neighbors? Well, tell 'im all about it. He told you some of them were full of shit but now you're seeing it for yourself and it's... ugh. You don't have his gift of gab.

The bed's cold at night? Damn. Bummer. If only your HUSBAND was there to keep it and you warm but he can't. Because you're divorced. Bummer.

Dating. Oh, boy. You told Graves it was high time you started to move on but the thought of Graves giving someone else his last name has you feeling some type of way. Must be those post-divorce (what divorce?) blues.

Except when you dipped your toe into the dating pool, it was two hells and two nawls. No one could make you laugh like Graves did. Some couldn't hold a conversation at all. Some wanted sex right then and there. You were kinda-sorta-absolutely catfished a time or two. Or three. Jesus Christ.

But there Graves was to be a listening ear. After a couple drinks and rants about dating and your dry spell, you were face down, ass up in your MARITAL bed, and Graves' hands were gripping your hips like his life depended on it. You're pretty sure you broke the bed. That could be the wine talking, though...

But it doesn't matter 'cause come next morning, you wake up in his arms and the bed isn't cold anymore. Oh, and your ring is back on your finger. Again. "How 'bout it, darlin'?" Well, you can't complain, can you?

It's a good thing Graves knows people who know people 'cause what divorce again, darlin'?

[camvrin]

oh hell nawl 😭😭😭😭

[iloveyouhoneybear]

oh hell nawl they’re sampling the one that got away 😐

[darcyodello]

another season of monster ? about ed gein? oh hell nawl

[barneysbigstompers]

ALSO idk if you've checked the GC but if I ever like disappear without warning for a week (minimum) I'm OKAY, they're getting me on meds first and depending on how it goes then they'll send me to a facility specializing in suicide and severe depression, and if it gets worse I'll have to stay for longer 👽

aw hell nawl they sending you to to ohbmy hornwhat the fuck was that center claled oH. FLOWOOD BEHAVIORAL CENTER RUNNNN!!! im joking i hope the meds make you feel better tho and it doesn’t have to escalate to you having to be sent off

[mranonymousthings]

me at my sister's house oh hell to the nawl 😒😒😒😒😐😐😐 my be in the year 2086 😂😂😂

[tariah23]

I’m not trying to torture you I promise 😭 also high school days goiji I have my head in my hands cause I was just thinking about them. Gojo is awful and Ijichi is terrified of him, and yet Gojo will not unlatch. I personally laugh cause my favorite trope is like one of them (gojo) being like oh were we not dating? ANYWAY if you ever want to dm or something I will def reach out. I’m not active YET in the fandom at all so I yam a newbie

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

LATE!!!! But you can do a lot with them during that period of time that shared because of how we know that everyone was so lonely and isolated because of what happened… G is so ugly, he probably took out a lot of his frustration on Ijichi anyway because he’s so weak and because of him being an especially convenient punching bag. I feel like after Ijichi decided on giving up to become a sorcerer, G probably letup off of him for the most part while still being as unrelenting and exasperating as he is (not full-on bullying anymore perhaps lol.) G is also the kind of guy who’s really BIG on reactions and personalities similar to that of a timid Ijichi and an easily annoyed Utahime. They literally give him everything that he wants because they’re such easy targets! G is such a menace. Ijichi, I will protect you-

That trope is so cute because same…

Omg, I’m not into any fandoms at all. Never claimed any either outside jjba years ago for a long while since I was crazy about it and I still have fond memories of interacting with a lot of it’s fans and whatnot and enjoying the series with everyone, especially on Jojo Fridays ahhh) but for the most part, I just like to care about particular things and characters on their own while completely ignoring the fanbase since that’s the best way to enjoy most of the things you’ll like imo 😭. I usually only talk to mutuals or ppl in passing about the things I like via dm lol. Jjk is so fun but hell nawl to the fandom, omg.

[katsumiiii]

hey little mama lemme whisper in ya ear😩 ik you with bakugou but maybe i can change ya mind? - the original BIG DADDY mineta🍇😩

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baby help me 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

[versacethotty]

the placement of these two songs??? oh hell nawl come get ur lil friend @oprahwinfrey

[panjakes]

BTS x Black Reader Head cannons 😳✊🏾

Kim Namjoon

I'm sorry but we know how his cooking skills are so he DEFINITELY loves your cooking skills. He BRAGS to Jin about how good it taste making Jin scold the hell outta him 😭

Kim Seokjin

He also loves your cooking skills, seeing as he's a master chief himself. He pretends he doesn't and that his cooking is better, he's low-key jealous 😭, but deep down inside he loves it, he ask you for the recipe, or watches when you cook and takes notes on the seasonings, and style of cooking.

"oh, so she uses Creole, and she uses Goya."

Min yoongi (my brother)

Look idk why I think he likes doing routines with you. From facemasks to humidifiers he likes to pamper THE hell outta the both of you, he also likes using Vaseline on his lips 👄 . He also likes listening to music with you. He doesn't say it but he finds it funny when you say nigga.

Jung hoseok

He DEFINITELY likes wearing matching outfits and playing in your hair. Even if you tell him not to he's gonna do it because why not, he know you low-key enjoy it. He most likely braided it before, and slayed the hell outta it. He likes bright and vibrant colors on you, he thinks you look sexy.

Park jimin

He likes family gatherings and watching sports with you

UM HELLO??!?!@)#+ FREE ALCOHOL, he likes dancing and talking to your family. And when it come to football my man's having a BALL. He think that shit funny, watching you yell or celebrate when your favorite team does something, and same for the opposite side. Sneaky motherfucker doesn't makes bets until the games over and claims he was going for the winning team.

Kim taehyung

He likes shopping with you. Like have you seen his style?? He likes having someone tell him "aw hell nawl put that ugly ass shit back." He buys outfits similar to yours. He tries copying your style and denies it when you ask him.

Jeon Jungkook

He likes when you share your religion, also idk why but I feel like he would enjoy going to church 😭. Already got good Sunday outfit ready and prepared for the feast later on. Mf prolly be making that face he does when smacking and licking his lips 😭. Family looking at him like 👁️👄👁️ and here go grandma ready to feed him more telling him he need to gain weight.

[lavishedinjimin]

OHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDUH. i just finished reading eargasm pt. II lawwwd i have never been so messed up in my entire life man.

for starters, that shit was absolutely mind blowing like my heart was racin n shii. id be on my knees for this man in a literal heart beat like COME. HERE. PUHLEASE.

my thoughts!!

as soon as y/n called the hotline and that dude caught attitude i was licherally dying, like laughing so hard i was gasping for air (cant even exaggerate this).

please do not get me started WITH WHEN YOONGI ANSWERED MY GOD. like damn lil freaky ass 🌚, ik it’s his job but LIIIIKEE!…

jeon jungkook. poor boy honestly, i was secretly hoping for a threesome or sumn but hey it is what it issss!

THE MF BAR. BROOO. possessive yoongi >>> literally me. like the way he was flirting and purposely did that shit with the bartender, please. honestly if it was irl i’d die out of embarrassment but it’s yoongi so… jeon jungkook. poor boy honestly, AGAIN. manz was just trynna shoot his shot… (the second hand EMBARRASSMENT).

the fucking car yo. THE FUCKING. CAR. july when i tell you i was screaming into my pillow thee entire time i was reading that… I MEAN IT. like the thingsss i would doooo for this mf man is insane. and i mean insane. who does my cunt belong to? YOU ZADDY. SHII PROPERLY TRAIN MY THROAT ALL YOU WANT TO MAN.

the effing smut.

my god. i can’t even like.. yeah.

yoongi begging for a orgasm… immediately yes. “oh, baby, are you tired? do you wanna stop—” HELL NAWL NIGGA WE JUST STARTED 🤛🏽. but omg soft yoongi, like how can you just rock my world like that then be so caring HAAGGSVX.

“you’re going to take this dick, baby.” SEE LADYS AND GENTS, THAT’LL MAKE UR 🐱THROB. the fact he chose pronebone too.. that means he was hittin all the spots y/n ain’t even know was there man… (more bc shes a virgin but you get my point!)

“tell me, who owns this pussy from now on, huh?” BITCH. you licherally had my black ass blushing, AND I DONT BLUSH EASILY. ugh don’t even get me started on with him breeding y/n. i cannot tell you how much you made my breeding kink go insane!

work.

when i read that sentence, i audibly gasped. i was like “oh so he’s a lil thot huh?!” i walked away from my phone for a good 15 minutes i simply could not.

when y/n told him off, i was over screaming like she could hear me. THE MOMENT HE TRIED TO CONVINCE HER WOOO CHILE. i have never shouted “nigga shut up!” faster and i say that a lot so that’s a new record.

BUT HE QUIT FOR HER SO ITS ALL GOOD.

AND HOW THE HELL JUNGKOOKS LIL FREAKY AHH FIND THEM SO QUICK HELLLLOOOOO?!

n e wayss, july ilysm for this like you did absolutely amazing as per usual <333.

YOU DONT KNOW HOW HAPPY I WAS WHILE READING THROUGH THIISS. Goddamn anon, you made my day!! I'm so fucking happy you loved it and took the time to write a long ass message 😭 You're amazing!! I felt the emotional rollercoaster you went through with this ask LMAOOO ILY ANOOONN

[unclegarou]

OH HELL NAWL SO ALL OF SUDDEN YALL SAYING BANG IS FINE I BEEN SAYING THAT SHIT BUT YOU WANNA GO AND START HATIN ON ME

I HATE IT HERE YALL DONT DESERVE ME😭😭😭😭😭

bestie that was like…2 years ago omg. let it go

[pinkmirth]

Okay imagine this is the game Episode

The amount of gems you have 50

You, your best friend, and the man you really have a major crush on you guys are sitting in a room together chatting you need to let out this fart and you know this fart with be really loud

Your options are:

Fart and blame your best friend (10,000 gems)

Screech and fart at the same time to cover your fart up but your crush looks at you weirdly (50 gems)

Hold it in (10,000 gems)

Let it out and say ”sorry excuse me” (free)

damn looks like I gotta screech and spend me some gems 😭🖐🏾

I’m sorry BUT I ain’t mature enough to admit that it was me infront of someone I like 🙃 just imagine I did sumn like that in front of eren or connie........ oh hell nawl!!!!!

[news-fyi]

Oh Hell Nawl: White Connecticut School Clerk Resigns After Spitting At Black Couple And Calling Them The N-Word [Video] http://bit.ly/2u8T2hM

[sucuretcannelle]

|Prompt Anon| [[((MSKDISKSKSKS I WAS MOVING SOME BOXES AND THEN MY ARM GOT CAUGHT ON A BIT OF METAL FROM A SHELF- PROMPT C'MERE YOU'RE GONNA S U F F E R -))]]

OH HELL NAWL-