#oh god y’all remember bap?

[emeraldbabygirl]

So Sanha and Moonbin really do egg it out in the back parking lot behind a Denny’s huh? Damn. That’s pretty wild.

[jinpanman]

ult group question game

tagged by the sweet @baojinnie 

tagging: @junghelioseok @hobidreams @thatmultifandomhoe @hauntedlilies @ditzymax @suhdays @kimtaehyunq @yoongsgguktae @chimoona​ @flytomyjoon​ @ggukcangetit (you can find a clean copy at the bottom if you wanted to do this <3)

rules: answer questions based off your ult group

well i’m gonna cheat and do two groups. because i can.

 1. Who was your first bias?

BTS: jungkookieeee. my precious baby. i love him forever.

BIGBANG: taeyang lol he was a babe

 

2. Who is your bias now?

BTS: taejin!! i love them with my whole heart. we came a long way LOL

BIGBANG: my top oppa uwuwu literally the only man who will ever be my oppa lol

 

3. What was the first mv you watched by them?

BTS: if i get technical, the first mv was WOH. back then, i thought bts was the same group as bap hahahahaa i am so sorry for my ignorance.

BIGBANG: oohh hmmmm i think it was la la la. or haru haru. i don’t remember anymore lol

 

4. What’s your favourite mv?

BTS: bst, save me, fake love

BIGBANG: LETS NOT FALL IN LLOOOOOOVVVE, sober, and love song

 

5. If you could listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

BTS: heartbeat! i just love that song so much

BIGBANG: last dance. god. if this were the only song i have to listen for the rest of my life...that’s okay. because at the end of the road, i know they’ll be waiting for me. SOB SOB SOB SOBS OBSOBS I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! SO SOS OSOSOSO SO MUCH well now yall know why i have ‘one last dance’ on as my header title lol

 

6. Who would you want to see them collab with?

i’m gonna be simple af rn and say.....EACH OTHER.!!!!!

but are yall surprised? lol. i will legitimately CRY if bts and bb ever collab. sob sob sob. there’s a reason why my first ever stan url was @/bigbangtansonyeondan lol

but also, i want more subunits within each group PUHLEEAAAZZ.!!! TODAE!!! STILL WAITING!!! I WANT MORE TAEJIN!! I WANT YOONKOOK!! I WANT SIN!!

 

7. What (mv) concept do you want to see them do?

BTS: something super whack like big bang’s bae bae lol

BIGBANG: what concepts are left, yall......😂😂😂 I JUST WANT THEM TO COME BACK GODDAMNIT!!!!

 

8. Have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

BTS: oh man...yes...i have. multiple times. lol. some of my fics are dreamfics (like my hobi It’s You fic uwu) so thank you brain. sometimes you’re not completely worthless lol. my first dream was a real cute one with yoongi. i’ve had one of jin, tae (feat jk), joon, hobi... still waiting for jk and jimin to visit me in my dreams~

BIGBANG: ooff you know what, i think i’ve only ever dreamed about top LOL i don’t remember anymore though. it’s been so long

 

9. If you could spend the day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

BTS: oh man. i hate questions like this and 10 lol. uummmm. maybe jk. i feel like it’d be easy to get along with him and we could just chill at home. ‘cause i like chilling lol. he’d make chilling at home fun.

BIGBANG: can i....say...all of them...lol. but hm, if i had to choose one, i’d choose taeyang or daesung! they both seem like such fun c:

 

10. Which member do you think you would get on with best?

BTS: i don’t know. djsasj yeah, i really don’t know. who do y’all think i would get along with?

BIGBANG: uuhhhhhh i dont know. probably taeyang. he just seems super chill.

 

11. Which member do you think you would argue with?

BTS: i’d probably argue with each of them at least once lol

BIGBANG: opposite from bts, i dont know if i’d be brave enough to argue with any of them lmaaoooo. i dont know.

 

12. If you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

BTS: urhgfhgghggh NONE OF THEM LMAO. but if it had to be one of them.....either jin or jimin lol. i’d be able to take their relentless teasing. (i just thought about hobi intensely judging me while he’s looking @ my blog and i cringed hahahaha)

BIGBANG: HAHAHAAHA NONE OF THEM GOD. THESE BLACKMAILERS HAHAHAHA. uuummmm. probably daesung. bc he has no social media. so he’d have no way to blackmail me 😂😂😂

 

clean copy below!

rules: answer questions based off your ult group

1. Who was your first bias?

2. Who is your bias now?

3. What was the first mv you watched by them?

4. What’s your favourite mv?

5. If you could listen to one of their songs for the rest of your life, which would it be?

6. Who would you want to see them collab with?

7. What (mv) concept do you want to see them do?

8. Have you ever had a dream with any of the members in it?

9. If you could spend the day with one member, who would it be and what would you do?

10. Which member do you think you would get on with best?

11. Which member do you think you would argue with?

12. If you had to let one member scroll through your tumblr, who would it be?

[ivarsshieldmadien]

Is Three A Crowd

18+ if not GTFO!!!!

Request answered #57 with Ivar. This is for the lovely @ivarswickedqueen

“I want to find a man that tells me exactly what he wants you know. A man that will pick me up and throw me around a little! Does that make since Torvi?” You ask drinking another gulp out of your horn.

Little did you know, sitting in the booth behind you was Ivar. He overheard your conversation with his bother’s mistress. The way you spoke about wanting an aggressive man intrigued him. He always thought you were attractive. Now was the time to make his move.

Ivar gets up, walks over and slides into the booth with you and Torvi. “Hi Torvi how are you?” Torvi nods. “Who is your friend here?” Ivar doesn’t give Torvi a chance to answer before he starts talking again, “I feel like I have seen you around but we have never been properly introduced.”

He extends his hand drunkenly, “Hello I’m Ivar.” You extends her hand and Ivar grabs it, pulls it towards him and places a soft kiss on your knuckles. You blush, “ Hi I’m Y/N.”

Torvi sees Ubbe across the bar and leave you and Ivar alone. “I think we could have fun together. Your beautiful.” he says brushing the backs of his fingers on your cheek.

You adjust in your seat turning towards Ivar. Your thighs part slightly. Ivar leans in sliding his hand up your thigh. His thumb brushes against your wet panties. Your lips part and you turn your head bashfully.

You notices Ivar’s pants getting tighter due to his bulge growing. You smile and slide away from him leaving him confused. “What’s wrong baby?” Ivar says drunkenly pouting.

“This isn’t the place to do what I wanna do.” You lean in and whisper for him to meet you at your place tomorrow night.

—————-THE NEXT DAY————-

You walk down the street to a near by coffee shop. You desperately needed coffee you were so hungover from last night. Your phone buzzes, you check it out, it was a text from Torvi.

Torvi: Hey girl how are you feeling this morning...you got hammered last night

You: I’m so fucking hungover, I honestly don’t know how I got home last night...I think I blacked out :/

Torvi: Damn girl what’s the last thing you remember?

You: You and I were drinking talking about you and Ubbe and how you wanted him to to use some kind of sex toy on you or something

Torvi: 😳 haha you lost a lot of time if that’s the last thing you remember... pound some coffee and eat something greasy you’ll be good. Come over on Monday for girls night ok Ubbe will be out of town

You: Hell yea I’ll be there with 🍷

Your text message is interrupted when you bump into something. You look up startled you ran into a talk dark headed man. “Oh shit! I’m sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going.” You think to yourself damn that’s a good looking man.

He smiles shyly, “ it’s ok I can take a hit.” You mumble to yourself, “I bet you can” you notice the records in his hand. “Hey I have been waiting for that album to hit vinyl for a while I can’t believe its out.”

He smiles, “yeah I went to the record store the second they opened. What’s your name by the way?” You answer, “I’m y/n.” You shake his hand, “nice to meet you, I’m Hvitserk.” You smile, “well Hvitserk I have a record player at my place if you wanna come over and have a couple of drinks and listen to some music.”

“Hell yea that sounds like a plan. 9 o’clock ok?” You answer, “yeah that sounds great, here take my number and I’ll see you then Hvitserk.”

——————LATER THAT NIGHT—————-

You were finishing up dinner with a couple of your girlfriends. You looks at your phone and text Hvitserk to meet you at the bar and you could walk to your place together.

Ten minutes go by and in walks Hvitserk. You both have a drink and he walks you back to your place. You unlock your door and walk in, flip the lights on and turn to see a naked Ivar sitting in your lounge chair.

You scream, he screams, Hvitserk walks in startled seeing what is happening. His eyes widen at the site of his naked brother in the apartment of a girl he just met. “Ivar!?!?” Hvitserk yells. “Hvitserk?!?!” Ivar yells yanking a pillow over to cover up his junk.

You start laughing hysterically. “What the fuck is going on?” In between laughs you ask, “what are you doing naked in my apartment?” Ivar blushes, “you told me to come here last night and I overheard you tell Torvi you wanted an aggressive man, so I figured I would show you what I wanted. Your doorman let me up.”

Hvitserk is turned around and yells over his shoulder, “ Put some clothes on for the love of the gods.”

I hope y’all like this one! @laketaj24 @happydaysandersen @lol-haha-joke @ivarswickedqueen @ivarswonderlust @bang-kim-bap

[amantidellaluna]

kpop tag

tagged by the sweet babes @princeyoungjaes​ and @anna-something​ thanks for tagging me lovelies!! <3

1. Ultimate Bias? Ok we start with a hard one this will be a ride q I don’t think I actually have an Ult, i like so much people, but for answer this i think it’s Jongup, he’s the one I think the most.

2. Ultimate Bias Wrecker? ...............oh my god........ I mean you can consider entire bap and dreamcatcher for this, hyukbin is also ruining my life along with hakyeon so there again i like too much ppl to actually answer something uahsuahsua im sorry

3. Favourite kpop song? ARE YOU FOR R E A L????? h o w oh my god no just don’t it’s IMPOSSIBLE to choose just one??? holy moly.

4. First kpop song? first kpop song that i didn’t know it was kpop was sorry sorry by super junior back at high school since two of my friends liked (we even danced to it and i learned how to sing the chorus lmao doing passionate wrong korean since ever and not knowing) first kpop song knowing what kpop was...... I think it was hyde by vixx??? or windy day by oh my girl?? i don’t really remember which one pd sent me fist.

5. Favourite kpop album/single?

i. give. up. auohsuahsuahs i have no idea???? But well BAP’s Noir is Life Changing (dreamcatcher’s escape the era, vixx’s eau de vixx and knk’s rain are a good answer so i’ll just leave this here).  

6. Favorite kpop ship? JongLo and Youngup, they are like soft and ! babes its just auohuhsuash (but there again talking only about bap i adore all their interactions bc every single one are different and unique and i think it’s beautiful how all this works together!!) (with other groups i’m not sure but i think this works for dreamcatcher too my sweet goth babes) 

7. Hard or soft stan? (edited BC I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANT Y’ALL WHY AUSHUAHSA) lowkey still middle term but it really depend, mostly of time just soft and uahsuahs why this oh my gOD

8. Favorite kpop company? they kinda of all suck at some point, and i don’t know many of them so??? when yongguk or sleepy or both take over ts will be this one q but well there’s Hyolyn’s company that looks good with her, and i din’t heard bad things (so far) about jellyfish besides being too slow to answer possible problems and some timing problems so maybe them??? idk.

9. Story of how I got into kpop Basically it was because Anne placed Jongup as a face claim for one of her characters (and my lil baby i love you tyago [blow’s kiss]) and them let the wake me up mv on our group chat (maybe skydive too?? anyway) and i though “well ok she likes it i’ll hear it and all so she can come talk with me abt it and all” and then i was a sweet summer child three days later i was on jongup’s tag here on tumblr and two weeks or one month in the max i was like “is my sould that you want bap? take it it’s yours” and now i’m here on this black hole :) 

tagging my baby fox @smoke-and-bone-bender and my baby alien @zukobot (just do it if you want to!!!) and everyone that wants to do this since i dont know who i can tag auhsuah