#oh god what if tumblr shadowbanned me

[club-prideguin]

Hey uh. Is anyone seeing my posts....?

[bravevolunteer]

every so often i just. I Check.

[goldencometpsa]

If you are getting tagged, it’s me. GoldenComet69. I did a search of my main blog and (gasp) it doesn’t appear. Can’t do messages, my likes and comments aren’t even showing up.

You know what that means, right?

✨Shadowbanned✨

Maybe my positive posting overwhelmed Tumblr’s servers and they just HAD to axe me. Can’t be spreading any of this positivity nonsense, oh no no no 🤟

So, if you see this…Hello again! You’re awesome, and I want you to know where I am now. And I don’t want to lose you when my main blog goldencomet69 got shadowbanned.

I’ve already sent a support ticket into Tumblr Support, but idk how long that’s gonna take. In the meanwhile, I’ve tagged everyone I could here so you can follow this account 💫

Okay, let the tagging begin 🌈✨

(I apologize deeply if I was ever annoying. I’m just an eccentric queer. I will atone for my sins. God I hope this works🙏)

@justabigoldnerd @mirby7 @fellshish @billybatsonmylove @prisiidon @justadumbgaycat @dracoskier @squorttle-pox @leopacheco3 @ellierenae @ironbar36

@autism-purgatory @alinacapellabooks @corinneglass @gimgr-patient-xero @poorreputation @pastellbg @reservoirreputation @i-hate-happy-endings @aalinaaaaaa @florescentantidote @thewaywardwritersstuff @ladymonstrous @winterr-w0nderland @houseplantblank

@cybercelestian @sleepywriter00 @illarian-rambling @nando161mando @meerkatsaddness @despair-nagito @awkwarddragon22 @the-bar-sinister

@addicted2coke-theothercoke @roomtempsalsa @alwri-tes @ink-enchanted @brigidfromthecelts @finickyfelix @saebasanart @cowboybrunch @gioiaalbanoart @corvys-clover @madi-konrad @piscesapplelady35 @cheesybadgers

[pseudonymphomania]

If you haven't already answered it (I can't find your FAQ >A< My tumblr literacy is GONE!) it's been on my mind since I first saw your username. Is it Pseudo or Pseudonym? What is the story behind it too?

Thank you for asking! ISTG my tumblr has been under construction for so long that I keep forgetting I actually have to construct it. Let this be the first thing I link to for my FAQs because it comes up often.

I went through many name changes over the years as a fan of things, but the time came when I could no longer be contained by the label Enjoyer and finally evolved into my ultimate form; Creator.

I started playing god back in the grand old times of February 2023 (this blog was created around March 2023 in the midst of me writing my first story so I could make press-releases about it because having-fun-is-an-all-ages-activity). This was before I thought I could even make art; I was purely a writer and not a very good one at th I was pretty decent at it.

There are a few things going on with my username. Pseudonym (fictitious name), and Nymphomania (excessive sexual desire), and together Pseudonymphomania is fictitious excessive sexual desire (because I write smut haha). I'm on the asexual spectrum and the process of writing enables me and others to experience it theoretically (you can even say Fictitiously).

In terms of what kind of fan I am, I veer on the silly side of things. I am a purveyor of comedy and I often make literary or meme references or a mashup of the two. On the flip-side, I'm also an essayist and fan-academic. A Pseudonym is something that is used in the writerly world and especially in the fan space, so why shouldn't I be a little silly and call-back to it?

The real question is, what the fuck I decided to use as my icons back then:

Since I wasn't a digital artist until after I finished my first story, I used Canva and free assets to create my first one. I had a kind of bland beige background with four different coloured hands reaching toward a strawberry ice cream cone. The ice cream is phallic imagery, especially with the pink head making it look like a peen. I used a serif font (evokes an image of classic literature) for the username. And it was a visual travesty.

I soon refined my taste and I made a second pfp with an all-white background to imitate the pages of a book. For clarity, I used a sans-serif font for the username this time and curved it into a circle, added two hands grasping it like looking into a crystal ball (the process of writing). The ice cream is dripping/melting [.............] and there's a little heart (universal visual for love) at the tip of it, acting as a sprinkle (representing "Prn with Feelings", an AO3 tag)

The thought process behind this kind of nonsense is what you can expect from me for literally everything. I've since stopped using cryptic symbolism and just use my own art, but that doesn't mean I stopped being ridiculous.

If you've seen me in the other places I hang around and wonder why it's not Pseudonymphomania everywhere even though I sign all my works as that...

PseudonymFanfic (Reddit): Created April 2023. Character Limits for username. At the time, I was only a writer. I couldn't change it after.

PseudonymDicks (Twitter): Created March 2023. Character Limits for username. Used to be called PseudonymFanfic like my Reddit and hosted all my works, including SFW and NSFW) until I was shadowbanned for containing too much flavor and never taken off it. This became NSFW only and my name changed to Dicks to reflect that. PseudonymDicks is also what I'll be using for my NSFW patreon when I get that set up, unless there's a restriction on that kind of naming that will force me to be PseudonymDix or something, oh my lords. Please no.

PseudonymWorks (Twitter): Created January 2024. SFW and Suggestive works only. The second twitter exists because a tree falling in a forest should be heard by someone who wants to harvest the firewood. PseudonymWorks is also what I'll be using for Etsy, Kofi, Patreon, etc. when I get those set up.

I continue to be Pseudonymphomania on here, AO3 and Bluesky and wherever else I am not limited by how long my name is that everyone knows who I am but nobody knows how to spell my name. (The mirth this gives me feels delightful)

"How are you so prolific?" Obsession. Some things become a catalyst for improvement that you will never see coming. How could I predict liking DiaLuci so much that it would spawn a million works from my abused hands when I originally started playing Obey Me for a whim and a lark?

Fandom is an island in Hell and I am determined to enjoy it.

I hope you enjoyed reading my personal lore. Thank you for being here. :)

[ask-fairyliesponies]

Ok, so *deep breath & exhale * let's analyze the situation... ✨️overthinking time✨️

So... I had this Tumblr blog since God knows when...(maybe around 2017/8? Cause I accidentally deleted the original on my bday 😃) anyway... moving on... People before the Tumblrpocalypse were active here, and because of this, I had surprisingly many people who liked my art... After that, many left, but most of them returned (I think), and new people joined... many new people joined... but I wasn't active here, so it just makes sense that most people don't know me... So there are plenty of reasons why ppl don't like my art (these are just my theories, obviously)

1)They genuinely don't like it

2)They are not active here or they are but since I am not that active here they unfollowed me or something

3)They don't care about ocs anymore cause I saw many of them draw fanarts of the series

4)I don't try enough (even though I shouldn't cause theoretically I'm a veteran and ppl should know me)

5)A divine force protects me from the evil that exists here or something idk

6)The algorithm HATES my guts

7)Ppl are broke ( and they prefer other artists) (that goes for my commissions)

8)I'm shadowbanned

These are the theories I came up with... Honestly, idk what's going on, but whatever it is, this might be the sign that I have to actually move on...

It's a shame... All for nothing at all... at least it was fun while it lasted... kinda... could be better, but oh well... anyways... 끝!

[glossysoap]

I just saw the shadowban ask, and it makes so much sense. I was just thinking like, ".....where's glossy?🧍🏼‍♀️"

THAT BEING SAID I'm like a sickly victorian child for slasher Ghoap and slasher reader HCs.

I've also been in a funk all day, tbh after hearing about Inquisitor... I thought he was really sweet, and his content was always so cheery. I'm definitely very sad and very angry. I seriously DO NOT get lying about shit like that. I get jumping to a person's defense when they say "hey this happened to me" because, being in the army, I've got many friends who have been... ✨️attacked✨️ I can't expect anyone to react in an "appropriate" way to a situation like that. That also being said WTF because WHAT THE FUCK! I have no coherent words to my thoughts. I just literally CAN NOT understand lying about that for something as insignificant as fucking clout. "I didn't think it would ever go this far." Nah, you just thought it would ruin his life, right? That's all. Just ruin a man's entire fucking life on a whim. "This far." SMH Glossy, i mean I'm ranting at this point, but WTF!!!!! I made stupid decisions as a kid, but this goes beyond childhood ignorance. This was so intentional. I just.... don't have enough to say. There will never be enough to say about it. Smh

~🌹🥀

RIGHT?? the audacity for tumblr to sb me! they think they’re gonna stop me from running my mouth? well think again! i sent in multiple help tickets so they should be getting back to me soon <33 also i’m very active on the cod discord (made by @sunnynomoar ) so you can reach out to me on there as well as tiktok!!

OH MY GOD. don’t even get me started. i am so mad about that. so so mad. and so sad. i keep seeing his posts on my fyp and i literally cry every time bc it doesn’t feel real. i hope aj and tito (the minor and her bf) feel like shit and feel so guilty about this for the rest of their lives. same with any cosplayer that spread the lies about him too. they all had a part in it too.

i hope teskio (inquisitor) feels peace and happiness now because he deserves it. <3

i love ya <33

edit: omg i just saw the part about the HCs i FEEL DUMB. working on them now and they’ll be posted soon!!!

[rogerswifesblog-updates]

Vera I'm so sorry you are still shadowbanned! I wish tumblr would get their stuff together.

For the fanfic writer's asks: 1,5,12,25,55,69,71

Hope you have fun answering them <3

Hi, yeah the shadowban is….ugh, annoying. Definitely annoying.

Thank you for the questions!

1. Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?

Oh wow…I think I daydream more than I write. I daydream all the time and I’m pretty sure half the stuff that’s in my head I’ve never even started writing. But if I finally start writing then I’m not stopping till it’s done lol

I’ll sit the next few days on a one shot or chapter or whatever and I need to finish it. 😂😂

5. How many wips do you have?  What fandoms/pairings are they for?

Fuck I- I don’t know

Let’s see

The au’s with @jamneuromain “broken bones and broken hearts” ( Steve Rogers x reader) & “together or not at all” (Steve Rogers x reader, Nick Gant x reader, Johnny storm x reader, Jake Jensen x reader) in the second one is a lot ready and there’s also a loooot of smut lol just so y’all know

Then there’s “drownin siren” Steve Rogers x mermaid reader

I’ve planned a sub!mafia!Bucky Barnes x reader one shot

A meet-cute for Stucky!! Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes

I have a Lloyd Hansen x reader smut Drabble ( ready to post actually)

Oh Noise pt 3, Steve Rogers x Bucky Barnes x Reader smut, which is nearly finished [ pt 1 is here pt 2 here ]

I’m planning a grumpy!roommate!Curtis x reader au :) but haven’t started one this one yet

Oh god there’s also pretty boy pt 2, sub!Steve Rogers x reader smut [ pt 1 is here ]

Omg i still have more; mean!dom!steve Rogers x villain!(sub)reader

Is it weird that I’m already planning my kinktober list? But yeah I’m doing that too

I have also a pt two to the Lance tucker shot “stretch you (out)” that I think I haven’t posted yet?

I’m working on so many things rn fuck I hadn’t noticed until now

12. Do you outline your fics?  If yes, how detailed are your outlines?  How far do you stray from them?

Sometimes yes, I definitely some background stories and I like planning how every character met or if they had any relationships before with them etc

Definitely also about their family history or school

But I don’t think more than that

25. What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?

I love making moodboards hahhahaha

I like writing because of all the possibilities i have!

And also interacting with people. I know many people don’t leave feedback and that’s okay BUT when i finally see Someone comment or reblog something even with just a emoji or gif I’m in heaven. It makes me so so happy to talk about my work or answer questions. Idk, I just love interacting with others. I’d say im really shy in rl and it’s just so much better on tumblr. Here I feel like I found my people and I can be myself:)

55. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics?  Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

“He felt blood rush to his cheeks, making him blush”

I use this often or always the -ing verb form

I feel like there’s also always some kind of misunderstanding? There are definitely a few oneshots and fics with this trope

There was something else I wanted to addd but I forgot what

69. What are your favorite fic at the moment?

Ohhhh I love “in the snow” By @postmodernmulticoloredcloak

71. Do you spend more time reading or writing?

Id say it depends on the day. Sometimes I’m writing all day long and the next day I’m reading all the time:)

Thank you for all these questions!!!!! Love you!!!!!!

[trelaney]

I posted 22,137 times in 2022

119 posts created (1%)

22,018 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@amazinggraceling

@starlightsearches

@blndbandt

@solarwindscosplay

@finniestoncrane

I tagged 962 of my posts in 2022

#stranger things - 26 posts

#eddie munson - 26 posts

#joseph quinn - 25 posts

#yeah - 14 posts

#dano!riddler - 12 posts

#john tyler - 10 posts

#edward nashton - 10 posts

#oh my god - 10 posts

#strangerthingsedit - 10 posts

#:) - 9 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#my mom has a habit of like using my phone so. yeah probably not going to use them but i can look at them and imagine what could have been

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

19 notes - Posted April 7, 2022

#4

I keep seeing people say they get shadowbanned on tumblr and. 🤦‍♀️

There is no algorithm. If your posts don’t get traction it’s more because no one reblogged it so no one else saw it. That’s it this isn’t tiktok

20 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#3

Eddie being your study buddy in community college though 🥺 you help him with humanities and he helps you with math. You’re both nerds just for different things. He’ll infodump on you about computers and you’ll infodump on him about the latest book you’re reading or the tv show you’re obsessed with 🥺 you lose touch after you transfer to different universities, but you text every now and then.

42 notes - Posted March 16, 2022

#2

okay you don't have to answer this because I know you're busy but I'm dying to know what you think Eddie would be like when he's jealous??? The thought makes me very 🥺🥰🥵😩

Ok we know he has intrusive thoughts and probably has OCD so he knows he shouldn’t let his mind cycle like this but he can’t help it. He’ll feel so insecure, too, seeing you talk to other people. Smiling, laughing, light in your eyes….he wonders when you’ll wise up and realize he’s no good for you, he’s only dragging you down, you’re better off without him….but you’re the only person in this godforsaken city to ever love him and make him feel happy. He will cling onto you with everything he has, physically and metaphorically. He is doing everything for you, after all. Cleansing this city so it’s a worthy place for you to live, his angel, his light.

All of this to say he’s seething with rage underneath it all. There might be one less person roaming the streets if you linger too long….if only you knew he watched you, always. Always keeping an eye on you, making sure you are safe….after all, he knows all too well what lies in the shadows.

68 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Dano!Riddler x fem!Reader Headcanons

These are very NSFW. Minors do not interact.

So first off we all know he acts different with the mask on. He feels no shame with the mask on, free to act on any desire…

Speaking of, I feel like he really lets his confidence come through in the bedroom in the full getup. And when he comes home after a kill…..

Oh god you know you’re in for a fucking ride. He’s pent up with the thrill, the knowledge that he is one step closer to fulfilling his mission of cleansing Gotham from the corruption and filth. Meaning, when he comes home and he sees you, his love, his light….already in position for him on your bed: face down, ass up. You were edging all night, knowing he wants to be the one to control your orgasms on nights like this. He doesn’t even say anything to you, just stalks towards you. His heavy breathing serves as a soundtrack, so do your desperate whimpering and whining. The anticipation is almost the best part. Almost, because he’s already undone his pants enough to free his cock. You can feel him behind you, the heat radiating off of him, his heavy breathing so much closer now. You can feel him rubbing his cock along your swollen folds, teasing your clit every now and then. Your gasping moans always earn a chuckle, he will fuck you when he decides to and not a moment sooner. And when he decides to, he doesn’t ease you into it. Oh no. He slams inside you to the hilt. He’ll degrade you for enjoying it, being so ready for him that you can take him without needing any preparation first. He’s memorized your body, so it doesn’t take long for him to find your spot and to pound it mercilessly. He’ll spank your ass until it’s red, choke you until your pussy squeezes around him involuntarily, anything that pops into his mind really. If he is in the mood he’ll ask you a riddle and won’t let you come until you answer correctly but when he’s pent up he just needs to fuck you and fill you, if you come it’s inconsequential.

He likes to fill you up, either as the Riddler or as Eddie. He has a breeding kink. I don’t think he knew about it before he met you, seeing as he had never been with a woman before, but when you told him it was ok to come inside once it’s like a lightbulb lit up inside him. He wants kids someday, but not until he’s cleansed Gotham of the filth. He might even find a nice home for you and your future family away from this filthy cesspool you call home but that’s another story. He’s definitely thrilled by the claiming aspect of breeding you, the physical proof that you are his. A piece of him growing inside you, tying you to him forever….it drives him wild. His favorite place to come is inside your cunt, but wherever you want it he will deliver

Now outside of the mask…..Eddie is a sub! Sure he’ll top but you’re always in control. He needs to be praised, but also loves being subtly degraded and overstimulated. You learn what his tipping point is between being overstimulated and loving it and needing to stop and be held

Speaking of, he’s a crier. He looks so pretty flushed red, sweaty and tears pouring down his face. He always has an unsettling glint in his eyes but it’s paired with an overwhelming (obsessive) love for you.

I think he’s too traumatized to have a daddy or a mommy kink honestly

He doesn’t care about his own pleasure, seeing you come because of him gives him pleasure. Whether he comes or not is incidental. Knowing such a beautiful wonderful person even tolerated him enough to let him touch you at all still blows his mind, even though you’ve been together for a while.

He’s loud. In the mask it’s muffled but he still breathes down your neck, grunting and growling as he pounds into you with a punishing pace. As Eddie, he shouts, whines, and screams. When he gets truly overwhelmed with pleasure he giggles to himself. Getting him to that point, where he’s so overwhelmed he can’t control himself, is quite a pleasurable sight

He always falls asleep quickly after sex. It’s just a fact. He doesn’t mind it after you assure him it’s fine. You think it’s cute and endearing that you wear him out that much

180 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[sapphire-weapon]

I remember vaugely that you once said that you liked eagleone even before Re4r. So...what was that ship like, before the remake, like was it big enough to have content, and was it big enough to be known and/or hated on? And before the remake did you ever post about them?

I mean sometimes I feel miserable liking them lmao but I can't imagine how it was like before 2023.

it was so bad that we weren't even able to unify well enough to have a ship name.

like you guys realize that that was the original genesis of me creating eagleone right? it wasn't that i hated leshley (though i do fucking hate leshley). it's that we HAD NO SHIP NAME. when RE4make came out, things were getting tagged under leshley, ashleon, kenneham, grannedy, and god knows whatever else.

ALL OF THOSE NAMES existed because that's how modern day leon/ashley fandom inherited the ship from their predecessors. it was just shattered fragments. pockets of people huddling together here and there, each using a different ship name based on what they thought it might/could/should be if only we were allowed to exist within the wider fandom. because we weren't.

that's why i started eagleone. it was an attempt to bring the different scattered pockets of the fandom together under one ship name.

it failed, obviously. and we ended up with garbage. but i guess that's fitting considering our fandom history, anyway. all we've ever had is garbage. so why stop now.

because when i say "we weren't allowed" i mean WE WEREN'T ALLOWED.

there was a leon/ashley community on livejournal. if you were in it, you got pre-emptively banned from other places. you got run out of other RE communities. your posts got trolled. no one took you seriously.

if you posted content, it got flamed. your fics and art would get dozens of hateful comments. if it was smut, people would report it to the site admin (usually this happened on deviantart) with the lie that ashley was underage and the art was against TOS. your shit would get taken down.

i learned these lessons real fucking fast and was only a leon/ashley shipper publicly for about two months before i started telling people i wasn't interested in RE ships at all, save for the occasional valenfield.

that's why i have no fucking sympathy for you guys whining about aeons on twitter. oh, they're mean? they're annoying? block them. it's that simple. just fucking block them. keep blocking them.

because we didn't have that option back in the day. it wasn't just mean replies on social media. it was exile from the rest of the fandom and your fan works getting removed from websites.

remember when aeons got me shadowbanned for like three weeks? aeon and cleon fans of old would've banded together and gotten me actually banned from tumblr AND twitter AND anywhere else i dared to exist, with all of my shit deleted and unrecoverable. it's the only thing that ever brought aeon fandom and cleon fandom together. the only thing they ever joined forces on or agreed on. and they almost completely erased us and almost all of our fan content from the internet in so doing.

you don't know how good you have it.

[lielove]

rubyincarnate for the url meme! (forgive me i have to send this from one of my alt rp accounts bc tumblr shadowbanned my ruby blog)

send a url !! accepting.

Do I Follow Them?: yes !!

Why Did I Follow Them?: saw the url rubyincarnate on my following list and went insane ngl. was not sure if there would be other onk blogs when i made mine at the time so i was excited.

Do We Role Play?: we have a thread going !! i think i replied but if i missed it and have accidentally left you on read for two months i am incredibly fucking sorry oh my god.

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: yes !! of course !!

An AU Idea For Our Muses: au where ai lives and gets to be a mother to ruby and aqua and everything is happy and --- ( crying )

A Song For Our Muses: flow from ffxiv is coming to mind.

Do I Ship Our Muses?: definitely not. ruby is ai's daughter and that'd be weird as hell, lol.

What I Think About The Mun: seems so so sweet from the times we talked prior to rping !!

Overall Opinion: WOULD RECOMMEND. even if tumblr is being mean and shadowbanning you. that's so fucked up.

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

[deerydear]

Some part of myself gets a visceral thrill out of subjecting people to my angry ranting opinions... but another part gets so.............................................................. I don't like keeping my angry mortal opinions in the same blog as my appreciation for art and beauty.

The angryshite sometimes has the effect of making me feel addicted to the anger, so I just keep looking for more..... THINGS TO BE ANGRY ABOUT! and then it can get to the point where I'd be looking at beautiful artwork and saying, "I don't have time for this, I HAVE A WAR TO FIGHT! RAAAAAAAAGH!" I mean no, I wouldn't actually say that... I'm retroactively making fun of myself.

Libra sun, Aries moon, mofo................

It's not good. It doesn't feel good. It shouldn't ever feel good.

I have like, other blogs for being angry and political, but I got shadowbanned for telling someone to go fuck themselves... so, on principal, I'm not making the same thing twice. You didn't like it? Fuck you.

Also I just feel tumblr's format is very disorganized for those purposes. Reeeeeee!

Being angry on the internet is so unproductive... it's like a machine that just pisses you off, and you just keep using it to piss yourself off.

AND YOU CAN'T REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND WRANGLE THE MOTHERFUCKER!

That's really it, man. A tiger pacing in a cage with the door hanging ajar. That's the really fucked thing about like, how I got into like, feminism on tumblr and shit. People just talking about all this awful shit going on around the world, and I'm like, thirteen at the time, so I felt like I couldn't do bollocks about it..... and sometimes these older feminists would get other people questioning them like, "well if it's so bad, why don't you get off the computer and do shit about it besides whine?" and the feminists would be like, "OH MY GOD, HOW DARE YOU! PATRIARCHAL SHITHEAD I DON'T NEED TO EXPEND MY ENERGY ON YOU EDUCATING YOU ON THE INDUBITABLE WAYS OF MY PEOPLE! HOW DARE YOU!"

(I have no fucking opinion of gamergate. I remember when people were shitting their britches over it, but I literally know none of the details, because I didn't care. I just notice the same pattern of retarded behaviour in other people, "in the name of so-called feminism". It's just human behaviour.)

Durr, I'm a hurr....

I was going to say that, as a woman, myself.... watching other women act that way and say they're doing it "in the name of womankind" caused so much second-hand humiliation. Honestly, my psychology is so weird.... that I think, honestly, I sensed how stupid it was, but I wanted to make these people feel better for making fools of themselves, so I thought if I just agreed with them and placated them, it would "make everything better, somehow". .....................Somehow.

Honestly, I like, totally, guys.... I, um, totally....... Dude, lol, um..... dude.

CUZ THEY'RE ALWAYS PLAYING THE VICTIM AND SAYING THE WORLD IS BEARING DOWN ON THEM. I was a teenager, I felt bad for them. They also gave me a convenient excuse to use.

Half the time I'd just look at myself from that time and wonder, "Why, dude?" At a certain point, I had gone so far down that road that it became a humiliation to admit I was fucking wrong, that it almost seemed better to pretend I was still right, than admit I was wrong.

Huffin' that Libra bullshit. Fuckin arbiter of justice and all that nanananana..... I got a responsibility to fulfill, and I was just shootin' the shit in a bar. Was it better to pretend I was just someone who just shoots the shit in the bar, rather than someone who does what I really do? The interesting Libra.... tension... The upholder of beauty, love, and justice...... and the constant need to 'cull the herd', and not enable bad behaviour. I mean, it's not really such a struggle. I made it one.

[vermithorn]

alright for the fanfic ask game 🌿, 🍉,🤍,🧿

alright, sorry I am done being a busybody.

have a lovely day!

🌿how does creating make you feel?

oof, i love writing so much? but i get blocks that last for months before i can get back into it si every time i come back it feels amazing JFKDKFK

🍉in what ways has writing helped you process trauma and/or navigate through your own life?

i’ve been through a lot but i don’t want to get specific on it, i use writing as a way to cope with certain things and it helps me?? writing things down let’s me ?!! i don’t know??? let them go?

🤍what's one fic of yours you think people didn't "get"?

one time i tried writing smut and people thought it was fucking fluff oh my god the embarrassment JFKSKSKDKFK

🧿what steps do you take to not take things personally if a fic doesn't do well, or if your writing/posting/sharing experience isn't going how you'd like it to?

i cry, i hate flopping so much i’ve been writing on tumblr for YEARS,, this blog is almost a year old but i had a lot of other ones.. and i’ve been shadowbanned,,, tumblr is slowly getting worse 🥰🥰🥰 but i just keep trying i guess, it’s been years so stopping now it’s just not *allowed*

[aaronburrssexdungon]

“Painfully unfunny troll (they’re all run by the same person)”

Yes! Painfully unfunny like more than half of your posts are painfully nonsensical and almost all are unfunny.

As for “painfully unfunny” you must have us confused with rd which should be short for “ridiculous dumbassery.”

“who mostly just uploads screencaps”

I would reblog but…… oh yeah. Little Miss Scaredy Pants went Block Happy again!

“ of things I’ve said and impotently screams into the void about them, to no one. “

Seriously plenty of people read it like you do so……. Guess again? Why I’m replying to you cuz I knoooooooow younwill sooooo read it!

“The only interaction they get is from other accounts they’ve made (basically rp’ing with themselves) a”

LOL! Hey @aaronburrsexdungeon, Renee thinks we’re the same person!

“nd from well-meaning people who accidentally type my url wrong. I”

LOL! Nah…… you were shadowbanned so they search for you and find us instead. Naughty naughty you got caughty. even people who type it correctly and haven't been blockedd by you cant find you. LOL!

“ genuinely feel really bad for them because it seems like they’re very lonely and desperate”

Ahhhhh so you get psychic when someone spoofs you???? Oh im so sad and lonely why dont I kms????? So if someone is sad and lonely, your response is to attack them??????? God, what a Super Bitch Cunt. Yiu always assume they’re sad and lonely! Cmon you can be more imaginative than that Little Miss Writes a Million Words about people ahe hates!

“and deep in the throes of some kind of delusion,”

Ohhhh noooo you know our deep dark secret. Just so sad, yes! LOL. /s

“but it's still very annoying and confusing, for myself a”

So you blocked us but you still look at us. LLOL! So annoying. Like trying to reblog someone but youre blocked kind of annoying? so you get annoyed. Go on and cry about it because you deserve to be annoyed and brought it on yourself unlike many innocent people out there that were unfairly blocked by you.

‘nd for other people. I’ve reported the blogs multiple times to no response from tumblr (not surprising)”

Yeh not surprising as in yiur not Benedict Cumberbatch and we aren’t impersonating him and aaronburrssexdungeon is not even your reaal name so you shit outta luck grrr.

“ so please just block them and do not interact with them. “

Instructions for your little sheep. Anyone out there who doesn’t baaaalindly do what an unhinged psychobiych says is welcome to folloe me or the other one.

“The blogs to block are @/aaronburrssexdungon (missing the “e” in dungeon) and @/”

Thanks for the Boost! I was wondering why I have so many new followers lately……….

Oh and we aint the haters. We aint the ones blocking innocent people Just on the Off Chance they Might be a Certain Blogger. So let go your hate and cowardice because youre the problem here, kay????

"aaronburrsexdungeon (only one “s”)"

Or you could always turn over a new leaf and start being nice for a change and stop spreading your toxic hate around. Its not that hard. It aint rocket science. Its easier than writing a million words and stupid shitposts. Maybe ask your mama how to do it cuz she was awfully Nice to me Last Night!

dont talk buot @cacaobeans that way.

they nice an not me ok

u mean ole botch

u lies

we knows truthe bout you

go diddlie u twatty it hunger for burr an ham meat now butt u cant hav they dayed ok

so s u kin rite mores kray sex seens

i live u too it babes

byee

[bruh-changbin]

pleasure over pain (teaser)

part 2 to invasion of privacy

pairing: roommate!heeseung x afab reader

genre: smut, some angst, just over all stupidity (minors dni)

word count: TBD, approx. 6k

synopsis: after being subjected to listening to you bring a guy home, heeseung's forced to face how he feels about you. with some questionable advice from his friends, he finally begins to formulate a plan on how to talk to you without holing up

posting: october 19

a/n: HELLOOOO tumblr is being very weird rn and i can't tell if my tags aren't working or if i'm shadowbanned or if i'm just overreacting and everything's fine so i guess we'll see. i know lots of you have been waiting for the sister fic of invasion of privacy so here she is!!! i thank you all for being so patient 🤧🩹😸💗

tag list is open, send an ask, private message or comment to be added

jay and jake’s basement; dubiously nicknamed ‘the cave’ by sunghoon.

‘the cave’ was gifted this nickname because it looks exactly like one - dark grey walls with pathetic little foggy rectangles for windows and a musty odour that can still be detected over copious amounts of air freshener.

the layout is simple enough; two bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom, and quite literally the most miserable living room in existence. said living room consists of 3 crusty corduroy couches that form a ‘u’ shape facing a tv exploding with a multitude of wires and gaming consoles. the coffee table is a slab of wood placed on top of some milk crates, and the only decoration is a pylon that jake stole on a drunken night out. it’s the perfect hang out spot.

despite all of this, jay and jake happened to score the best rental situation out of the four of them. heeseung’s isn’t bad since he lives with you of course. sunghoon, who left housing to the last minute, is stuck renting a spare bedroom in the basement of an old lady’s townhouse - whenever she sees him she pinches his cheeks and calls him ‘munchkin’.

the energy in the cave today is different than usual. heeseung’s in the centre of the group therapy-esque semi-circle his friends have formed around him on the couches. jay and sunghoon stare at him in anticipation while jake fiddles with the fraying edge of the couch, clearly wishing they were playing video games or smoking weed instead.

“so,” jay starts after the four boys had been sitting in silence for several moments, “what’s going on heeseung?”

ah yes, the emergency text heeseung sent in the groupchat after his conversation with you this morning. where does he even begin?

“it’s about y/n…”

jake’s interest is piqued now, his head snapping up at the mention of girl talk.

jay speaks up, “what about y/n?”

“oh my god, did you two finally fuck? LETS GOOOO HEE!” this coming from jake, who’s about to start jumping up and down on the couch while sunghoon whoops in celebration.

“no, no, no! we didn’t… fuck” heeseung prefers saying ‘make love’ or ‘hook up’, he things ‘fuck’ is too vulgar and not romantic in the slightest.

“oh,” jake mutters, clearly disappointed.

“you know heeseung i don’t know why you get so flustered around her. it’s clear she likes you” jay folds his arms across his chest, making him look eerily similar to a suburban dad who loves golf.

“she likes me as a friend, nothing more.”

sunghoon furrows his brows, “what’s wrong with that?”

jake scoffs, “sunghoon, where have you been? heeseung likes y/n… more than a friend kind of like, you know?”

sunghoon raises his hands in defence, then offers his two cents: “why don’t you just take the horse by the reigns and make the first move?”

“i don’t know… i feel like she’ll think i’m a loser when she finds out that…” heeseung trails off.

“that you’re a virgin” jay finishes for him.

[potentialsandwhich]

Part 3 to “fucking the enemy” when the team actually sees her sleeping but naked then obviously understanding what happened, and her trying to explain herself. If you want to ofc

I gotchu, hopefully this is what you wanted.

Also, Tumblr is really shadowbanning me. My posts and account are not showing up under any of the tags :(

Are there such things as crack fics? Because if so, this is a crack fic.

Warning/s: References to sex, but nothing explicit

Previous Parts: [Prequel],[ Fucking The Enemy] <-Both of These ARE 18+

This is PART 2

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Natasha messed up.

"OhHhHh, please tell me you are seeing this."

She messed up big.

"Tony, stop." Reprimanded Steve from his place beside the brunette.

Pulling up the sheets draped across her front, Natasha shrank into the mattress beneath her, hoping to disappear as her team mates all stared into her soul, something she would've normally never done if not for the incriminating circumstances of her current situation.

"Stop? Oh, come on! This is gold, Rogers, no, better than gold." Tony chuckled with excited eyes.

There came a sigh from the Avengers' Captain. Looking extremely tired, Steve turned his weary attention away from Tony and onto the Russian still naked on the hotel bed.

"Natash-"

"I can explain!" The assassin blurted out before Steve could finish, hands reaching out defensively, almost causing the sheets around her chest to fall down.

A wicked grin spread across Tony's face, "Yeah? This should be good."

Shooting the billionaire a pointed glare to stay quiet, Steve nodded at Natasha to continue.

The full attention of her team back onto her, the Russian cleared her throat nervously, "Well-you see-it started when you gave me the file on a new top priority-"

"Damn, that long ago? You've been secretly sleeping with our number one enemy behind our backs for that long?!" Tony interrupted. Wanda used her magic to slap Tony across the back of his head.

"No! I just meant that's where the story starts. I didn't-" Natasha turned to meet Steve's glance, "I didn't sleep with her then." She clarified.

Steve slowly nodded in acknowledgement.

"My relationship with her was strictly professional in the beginning. She was the target, and I was meant to bring her in, and I knew that, and that's what I did for a year. Back and forth, and back and forth, I would gather intel and go after her, following every new trail and evidence I could find, always just on her heels, or so I thought, but it soon became clear that she was purposefully lead me on goose chases all around the globe, seemingly toying with me for fun."

"I prefer a different type of foreplay, but to each their own, I guess." Tony snickered under his breath.

"And I don't know where things change. I never meant to sleep with her, it just sort of happened."

Tony nodded, "I too have accidentally found myself in someone else's bed before." A dream like look passed over his face, "Ahh, Delilah."

Bruce's face scrunched up into a blend of mild disgust and uncomfortableness.

"I swear I didn't, but the first time that we-I had been having a bad day and just really needed to let out some steam and- it was only suppose to be a one time thing."

"And yet here we are." Steve pointed out.

"She's very convincing."

"And talented with her tongue in more ways than one, too, I'm sure. There must be a reason why you kept coming back," Tony added.

Natasha flushed red, "Tony, I swear to god, one more word out of you and I'm going to strangle you to death with by bare hands."

The brunette's smile only grew as he up and downed the Russian, "You should know better than to tempt be with a good time, Romanoff."

Steam practically rolled out of Natasha's ears, "You are in no position to judge. Not when you've practically slept with half of Manhattan!"

Tony only whistled, "Oh, no, I'm not judging. In fact, I'm actually proud. Look at you, Romanoff, getting your much needed sex appointment, extra points for it being taboo."

Clint, having silently been watching the interaction from the corner of room, suddenly picked up the complimentary pen on the T.V stand, and threw it with pin point precision at Tony's head. The pen hit the billionaire with a dull thud.

"Ow!"

"Shut it, Tin Can." The archer growled.

"What? I'm just voicing everyone else's thoughts. Natasha sleeping with SHIELD's most wanted is an awfully hilarious turn of events, that I'm sure none of us saw coming, so I am simply enjoying the circumstances of everything."

An awkward silence fell upon the room, and for a breath of a second, barely noticeable to the normal eye, a flickering look passed over the rest of the teams' faces.

"Wait-what was that?" Tony asked.

"What was what?" Steve replied innocently.

"Wha-what was that look you all had just now." The brunettes pressed.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Bruce responded.

A dread settled over Natasha, "Please don't tell me that-"

"HAVE YOU GUYS KNOWN ABOUT NATASHA AND (Y/N) PRIOR TO TODAY?!" Tony suddenly shouted in disbelief.

Some of the better liars on the team shook their heads, but the less proficient ones hesitated.

"No!" Natasha groaned. "How did you guys-"

"We've actually caught you passed out like this many times before, without Tony of course, and we've just snuck back out before you woke up in the past." Wanda admitted.

Natasha's jaw dropped.

"YOU GUYS KNEW AND DIDN'T TELL ME?!" Tony exclaimed, still flabbergasted.

"Yes, dumbass, because you can't keep your mouth shut." Clint retorted.

"You guys...knew." Natasha was mumbling under her breath.

Steve awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck, "Yeah, sorry, but for what it's worth, you and (Y/N) are pretty cute together."

You burst out hiding from the hotel closet, "Yeah, I suppose we do look cute don't we?"

"What the-"

[souperbulous]

saying 'i love you' for the first time - league of villains edition

A/N: sorry they're a bit ooc! i haven't really written much for the lov before!! hope you guys enjoy and please reblog cuz i think tumblr shadowbanned me AIBWDU ( also sorry toga's is so short i just think she wouldn't be as much of a drama queen about it as dabi and shigs )

DABI

“See you later. I love you, Dabs.”

Both you and Dabi’s eyes went wide as you realized what you had said. Shit. Had the first time you had ever said you loved him been an accident?

Maybe you had said it because of how much you had thought about saying it over these past few weeks. You had wanted to tell him you loved him for so long now. Still, you had waited and waited and waited for the perfect time, and now it had slipped out and you were sure he was going to make fun of you.

Why did this have to happen now? Right before you left for work?

“Dabi, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to say that,” you apologized quietly. “You don’t have to say it back. I’m sorry.”

“No, it’s- can you repeat it for me, doll? I’m just not sure if I heard you right.”

You nervously bit your bottom lip, looking for some sign of him joking on his face, but he looked dead serious. “I said… I said I love you.”

He nodded his head, allowing the words to replay in his mind a couple of times. He absolutely adored hearing those words out of your mouth.

“Do you mean it?” he asked simply.

“What? Of course I mean it.”

“Huh.”

Dabi was doing absolutely everything he could not to overreact, to stay casual.

“I’m sorry, I’ve got to go to work, dear,” you reminded him. “I’ll see you in a bit.”

“Bye, then. Love you, (L/N).”

Your heart fluttered at his words and you felt heat rising to your cheeks. You opened the door, smiling. “I love you too.”

SHIGARAKI

“Tomura, I think I… I think I love you.”

“What?”

Shigaraki couldn’t help but choke on the soda he had been sipping on. What in the hell did you mean by that?! “I’m sorry, that was out of nowhere- fuck, I’m so stupid-” you muttered bashfully, hiding your face in your hands. “Forget I said anything.”

Oh, he tried to forget about it. He tried to just go back to playing his video game, but what you had said lingered in his mind. He couldn’t stop thinking about it. After a moment, he set down his controller, turning back to you.

“What did you mean by that?”

“Hm?”

“You heard me,” he insisted. Still, he repeated himself. “What do you mean, you think you… love me?”

“Well, when you’ve been with someone for a really like time, you start to grow fonder and fonder of them until it goes from just liking to… something more than that,” you explained.

“I thought you were just… I thought you were dating me as a joke,” he admitted quietly, almost embarrassed to say it out loud.

“What? No! How could you think that?! Tomura, I like you, a lot, like- more than I’ve ever liked anyone before.”

Shigaraki would be lying if he said he wasn’t internally crying. He would have probably burst into tears if you weren’t there. Tears of joy or relief, he wasn’t sure.

He quickly pulled you in, careful not to touch your hoodie with all five of his fingers. “Thanks, I guess.”

“It’s no problem.”

TOGA

“God, I love you,” you mumbled as you stared at your girlfriend, a longing sigh leaving your mouth.

Her twinkling, golden eyes went wide, and a smile twice as wide formed on her face. “Really?! Do you mean it, for real for real? I love you too! A lot. You know I’m madly in love with you, right?’

“Yes, dear, I do know,” you replied with a smile.

She jumped up and down in excitement before throwing her arms around your shoulders.

“You’re so cute!”

“You’re cuter.”