#oh delicious

[sparring-spirals]

Orym gripping the stones as they shake with no Sending working..... Ashton, laughing, horribly, desperately before going off to SMASH things, Laudna, voice wavering as she asks Ashton to be careful, ask what he's doing, before trying desperately to send, send, send-

[finndoesntwantthis]

AEW PRODUCTION ADD SWERVE’S EVIL LAUGH TO THE START OF HIS ENTRANCE MUSIC NOWWWWWW

[cementcornfield]

MAHOMES PICK!!!!!!!!!!

[lightningandfireinmybones]

bestiie lets actually revisit that wonderful twin aemond idea since im feeling devious tonight. valaena losing her maidenhead to who she supposedly thought was aemond but was actually his twin (im gonna ignore the optics of the hip scar for a sec and for the eye scar, well the eyepatch is easy but he got one of the maids to create a scar with makeup) also she was drunk so she may not be as attentive to the little stuff that she knows aemond to do and aemond finds out only when she talks about it

TWIN AEMOND LET'S GOOOOOOOO

oh man,,, this has so many possibilities,,, let's say aemond is the older twin and younger twin never forgets that

aemond's twin being an even more twisted version of aemond, without the duty and the sense of honor that drove aemond intially

and the twin wants valaena, wants to finally get something for himself first, to take something from aemond the way he feels aemodn is always taking from him

from childhood, everyone knew aemond was in love with valaena, even if he was in denial about it, even if that love become somewhat different and darker in their years apart

nobody even noticed the way aemond's twin felt about valaena, nobody noticed the warning signs, the way he became obsessed with her and with taking her from aemond

so when valaena is back in court to visit helaena, dark twin makes a plan,,,, he tricks aemond into looking after helaena or something, gets valaena drunk (which she doesn't normally do, it literally takes like 2-3 glasses of wine), and takes her to her room, pretending to be aemond the whole time

he gets valaena naked, she is tipsy and horny and losing her mind,,, she let's the twin brother take her maidenhead, cries out aemond's name when she comes

(valaena would've taken either twin,,, the worst part is he didn't need to pretend)

but later,,, aemond asks her why she's walking a little crooked, she makes a joke about how he should be more gentle with her next time

he looks over, sees his twin smirking, sporting a hickey, and it all clicks together

[atti-rambles]

Thinking about this panel... He's such a dad, this is how this emotionally stunted man shows love. He's the type to make you call him when you get to the function... So he knows you're okay... He will pick you up if you're drunk... So he knows you're okay...

Laios is like the son he never had... To me... His son who is twice is size

[wintergrofyuri]

"(blank) hates laios!" WRONG WRONG WRONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP

shuro is just as awkward as laios and it is made So clear he considers him a friend and likes him. he defends him when the canaries start talking shit and actively readies himself to physically fight them so they dont get to him.

namari also likes laios. she respects him as a leader and also defends him and readies to fight the canaries.

ive not actually seen anyone claim izutsumi hates laios, but a lot of ppl Are weird abt them. izutsumi and laios' relationship was rocky at the beginning. he struggled to figure out how to interact with her. but by the end, she actively seeks him out to talk with during the lead up to the feast. she hides behind him when falin wakes up. she has already realized shecan do what she wants and does not need to stick around, yet she does. she sleeps near him on the windowsill, waiting with him and marcille for falin to wake up. she has accepted him as part of her life and wants to keep him in it.

marcille does not hate laios. let me say this again.

Marcille Donato Does Not Hate Laios Touden.

marcille Loves him. in a platonic, familial sense. laios returns this just as readily. she yells at him. she whacks him. she tells him whats on her mind. she uses healing magic to ease his pain during the parasite fiasco. she reattaches his leg when he loses it. she teaches him magic. she lays her head on his corpse and cries before reviving him. she launches herself at him two times, when the canaries interrogate them and when he talks her down in the tower. he is a comforting presence to her. she trusts him, she cares about him, she worries about him, she imagines him as a big fluffy dog that loves and protects her. laios is her rock when falin is taken from them time and time again. and she tries to be his as well. she whole-heartedly, unconditionally, loves and trusts laios.

chilchuck does not hate laios. laios pays him his rates, no questions asked. laios trusts and respects chilchuck's job as a lockpick. laios does not see him as a child (at least, i cant think of an instance where he does so). chilchuck states, outright, he sees him as a friend and doesnt want to see him hurt. he actively worries about him as the falin situation gets worse. chilchuck respects laios. he shows almost 0 hesitation in helping get falin back, nor eating her by the end. he does not think of leaving him once, until he realizes he could lose him. chilchuck is cowardly with emotions and prefers to bottle things, so his first instinct was to bolt. he was angry because he was scared of watching someone he cares about destroy himself. laios is his Friend.

and holy shit. holy Fucking shit. kabru DOES NOT hate laios. kabru has the rockiest start known to man with him, and he Still helps him by occupying the canaries. he warns him about them. he hides the black magic from them just as shuro does. his whole Thing is trusting laios despite himself. kabru has his own baggage regarding other people, just like laios, yet he tries so hard to believe and trust this man. he Wants to. kabru is not very hopeful, but laios makes him Want to be. he states like 3 times he wants to be close to him and sees him as a friend. he stays through the entire feast!! the man who hates monsters, whose biggest trigger is monsters, actively, consciously, Willingly stayed through the entire monster meat feast. all to help his friend get his sister back. he could've left!! the feast was like an entire week!! yet he was there for every single day. he was one of the closest people to the door when falin awoke!! after reuniting with her brother, her friends, the people who knew her the most (plus senshi and izutsumi), the first person she greets is kabru!! he wants to be close to laios, he likes laios, laios is his friend and he cares for him, he wants to meet his sister!!! kabru fucking stays on the island with him as one of his closest, most trusted advisors when he becomes king!!!!! he wants to help him succeed!!!! he wants him to be happy!!!! laios is his friend!!!!!!!!

im just. people like laios!! laios is a nice guy! he is friendly and cares about people! he is weird, he doesn't understand most social cues, he oversteps boundaries, but they stay beside him, because they like him and he is their friend. he is their friend!!!!! friendship is not all sunshine and rainbows, relationships in general are not sunshine and rainbows. you will upset people, people will upset you, you will get into arguments, things will happen, but at the end of the day, the people close to you like you! they love you! they care for you! they want to work it out and get through it because they love you, but they will feel those emotions first! human relationships are complex and messy and life is complicated. even shows for toddlers know this.

if you truly believe any of these characters hate laios you are worse than a toddler. watch some fucking oobi or something. god. fuck.

take this

thanks

[sabertoothwalrus]

get him a ouppy!!!!!

[foolsfrogg]

average touden sibling interaction

[dirtflunk]

th unsettling knights r kissing in the dungeon, m'lord.

[hilacopter]

tbh ryoko kui cooked with this one why is this the funniest image I have ever seen

[aquilaofarkham]

this line hits a lot harder especially when you view laios as having autism...

[lokh]

what if shuro took a lil longer to show up........

i also would have wanted to see shuro with a fuller beard but it would have taken too long in the story ;;

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

It made me so emotional the kindness the party treated Thistle with again and again throughout the story. Laios never wanted to hurt him even though he, in a way, took Laios's sister from him. Marcille wanted to talk to Thistle about magic even as he attacked them. Laios could have killed him but he chose to reason with him even as Thostle resisted. The party didn't abandon his body when he got eaten, they tucked him into bed like he was just sleeping. Yaad went back for his body so he wasn't left in the rumble. Laios, in the middle of the celebrations, went to check on him in hopes he would get his desires back the way Mithrun discovered he could. Oh the love in the world!!! The narrative that anyone can be taken advantage when alone and the only way to help is kindness and care!!!

To eat is to live but to eat together is to be loved.

[ladymahou]

Dungeon Meshi Episode 17

[goosologist]

they have an exam in two days but they keep making out about it