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edenprime · 4 months ago

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If Mass Effect wants me to believe that Tali doesn't care for female!Shepard romantically then why 1) does she have the same dialogue with her than she does with male!Shepard after her loyalty mission, where she calls her dashing, says she'd love to sync suits with her, and such and 2) Why, after all this, does her dossier in the shadow broker base show this:

(while playing as femshep!) i mean, unless she's getting hot and bothered by fucking. donelly. she's as much into femshep as she's into her male counterpart.

I think that, for some reason, it's femshep that's not into Tali, and no the other way around. And it's still idiotic because she's also "bisexual", as opposed to broshep, who can only romance men starting from me3.

#i mean i know the answer. its lesbophobia #femshep can only romance the 'hot' 'promiscuous' women #like liara or kelly the xenophile #like a sex scene with liara in me1? 'hot'#one with tali whose face we arent allowed to see? no.#oh but kelly gives your shepard a lapdance.#another point in favor of this theory is that they only developed ''sexy'' scenes for ''sexy'' or human/more humanoid characters #case in point: jacob gets to take his clothes off while thane only gets a kiss (and garrus not even that)#hell with garrus its hilarious bc its like the skepticism that the player would even go for it bleeds into their own damn dialogue lmfao #now that i think about it i never checked ashley's #and i'd rather die than check kaidan's idfk why idt ive a reason but that guy gives me the CREEPS like if i saw him irl i'd cross the stree #mass effect #ania speaks #txt #ANYWAY THE POINT WAS. tali wants femshep but femshep doesnt want tali. tasteless!

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