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[keepscrollinghun]

[2-cute-4-school]

𝘕𝘊𝘛 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘱 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴

Mark Lee

so we all know mark is a quite expressive person with his emotions

and come on when playing video games we all rage and throw fits so emotions are running especially high ‎(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻

what i’m trying to say is that mark is yelling, banging fists against his desk, laughing his ass off and pissing you off

i mean mark’s laugh is very cute and ENTIRE BLESSING TO HEAR but ♡ sleep ♡ is also precious 

but mark can’t hear your exaggerated sighs nor see your ever-lasting pout

so you lift your tired self from the bed and plop down on his lap

mark : “hUH??¿¿ B-BABE?!¿¿” （＊〇□〇）……！

haechan, audible through the headphones: mark, not in front of the boys, you wild beast (๑⁍᷄౪⁍᷅๑)

mark opens his mouth to shout in protest but you bury your head in his shoulder and let out a soft whine and mark.just.COMBUSTS!!!

he grumbles something about how haechan is due for a good beating and nuzzles the side of his face against the top of your head  ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

whenever he has a break and doesn’t need both hands to play, he brings one arm around you, cuddling you closer to himself and running his hand along the length of your spine

or just LAYS HIS HAND ON YOUR THIGH askfafwsr- ya know (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

doesn’t have the heart to break the atmsophere even after he shuts down his computer and just cocoons you in his warm arms and hums a song softly as you doze off intertwined together UwU

Huang Renjun

you’re just trying to be cute and create a romantic enviroment as you cuddle up to your boyfriend who is immersed in his game

“y/n?” his voice is soft, almost a hush and it could almost lull you to sleep

“yeah?” ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ

“i can’t see because of your head”

FIRST HIT HOME but you didn’t give up of course, just flattened your cheek against his shoulder to accomodate his complaint 

just as you settle downs drowsily, glued to his frint, he covers his mic to grumble to you again  ಠ╭╮ಠ

“it’s getting hot” 

SECOND HIT HOME and you’re starting to get discouraged as you scoot a little further away from his body and loosen the grip of your hands around his neck (๑′°︿°๑)

but of course ever grumpy renjun still had complaints karen who

“my legs are falling asleep” 

*SIGH* “eye roll* *definetely not pouting* you start pulling yourself away from him and trudge defeatedly and bury yourself under a ton of blankets

but he just chickles, has the AUDACITY to chuckle, and brings you back on his lap, squeezing the life out of you  (≧д≦ヾ)

“i was just kidding babe don’t leave me!!” says renjun as he sways you kinda violently may i add from side to side and rubs his cheek against yours cuz he’s a kitty and adorable confirmed  ε=(｡♡ˇд ˇ♡｡）

rough love you have other there as you can see

Lee Jeno

jeno is GENTLE GIANT （ﾉ｡≧◇≦）ﾉ

gentle loving giant in this case actually so even better

so we all know how the dreamies exposed this boy TWICE for playing video games 25/8 and he got scolded by his mum lol so i’m thinking

you’re trying to get him to go to sleep or at least rest his eyes he’s already blind enough i WONDER WHY damn

all this started when you settled in front of his computer to block his view

and as he argued with you he decided enough is enough and pulled you into his lap, traping you against his chest (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

“jeno it’s 3 am!!” :<

“ just one more round baby” of video games ya nasties...no? only me?ok

he tries to give you a *smooch* but you move your face away and refuse to turn around and let him kiss you

and that’s where jeno draws the line (; ･`д･´)​

kithes are something that can’t berefused between you two, an unspoken rule you apparenly weren’t aware of

so with a ‘eep!!!’ from you, he simly stands up from his seat with you latched onto him like a koala like (＾ω＾ ≡ °д°)

“jeno put me down!!!11!!1! NOW!!” 

“kiss first” (.◜ ᵕ ◝.)  

“are you nuts??!!!?” *exaggerated smooch* “now put me down!!”

needless to say he’s not letting go anytime soon, he just plops into bed and you cuddle until you fall asleep you’ve been scammed

Lee Donghyuck

haechan is a very VERY petty brat person ಠ_ಠ

so guess what... fights with him are a national competition of petty acts

and you know what his ultimate move in your most recent fight is? *drum rolls* turning off the central heating really original hyuck i applaud you

and this kid knows exactly what he’s doing when he sits down in his gaming chair with a shit-eating grin  (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)

he hears you stumble around the house in your dora the explorer exploration in the search of a blanket

but guess what? they’re all under his flat cake  ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

so when you bardge in the room and find him hogging all the warmth you hope to intimidate him with your  ✨ highly horrific glare ✨

but he pretends to be too busy to notice you so you just defeatedly settle on his lap and under the blankets

“well well well look who’s crawling back with their tail between their legs”

“i might just cut off your front microscopic tail” (눈_눈)

but i just know he’s gonna cuddle you until you sweat your ass off under that mountain of blankets

and even when he can’t hold you, he’ll press his lips against your forehead, lingering there as his warm breath fanned across your skin

he also made a deal with you to which you didn’t necessarily agree with but that’s a minor detail am i rite

if he wins the round he gets a kiss as a reward (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

if he loses, he gets 2 kisses as a consolation (ฅ⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́)و ̑̑

you’re getting suspicious of his 4 consecutive losses

Na Jaemin

he’s a fluff ball we all know it, we all love it

he’d DIG THAT KIND OF SHIT  ٩̋(ˊ•͈ ꇴ •͈ˋ)و

and he babies you to the end of earth

99.8% chance that he’s gonna stop playing just to cradle you against his chest properly because YOU’RE. HIS. BABY!!! periodt.

cue yelling from his teammates for abadoning them in the middle of the game but that’s inevitable

“na jaemin you SIMP!!!!” 

but jaemin is too busy making puppy eyes at you (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。

he’d kiss you everywhere he could reach and then scoop your hands in his and bring them to his lips for another shower of kithes  (*'､^*)chu

and if you kiss him back??  

this man will literally COMUST with uwus istg

like just imagine you brush your lips against his neck and then you gently nuzzle against him??

jaemin would melt in your embrace ♡(｡- ω -)

even if he did eventually go back to playing, he’d press kises anywhere in reach periodically cuz he’s soft like that

would also LOVE feeling your breath fan his neck he gets a unique feeling of comfort knowing that he has you so close to him  (๑˃ᴗ˂)

“even if you were the impostor i’d still vote myself out for you”

the romanticism of this decade 

Zhong Chenle

this boi is ruthless when playing video games

god frobid you’re in his way cuz you’re getting SQUASHED (｢⊙Д⊙)｢

 he obvioulsy LOVES winning

but ya know what he loves more than winning???

𝓨𝓞𝓤  ♡(㋭ ਊ ㋲)♡

so chenle is all (｡+･`ω･´)

“you waste of space move along!!!!”  “shoot that gun straight dammit or i’ll shove it up yo- oh hey baby°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°“

the moment you plop down on his lap and curl yourself up with your head tucked under his chin, his blazing eyes soften so cutely

and so raging kid chenle turns into best babyboi chenle (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

he M E L T S like he just leans into your touch and continues gaming  A LOT more silently and just smiles absent-mindedly the entire time

“yo chenle you dead????” most likely jisung on the other side of the headphones

“no?” ｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

“... guys he’s plotting something, reatreat!! i repeat, RETREAT!!!”

“what?? no, what do you mean by that !??!!!”

you stir as his voice rises in volume and chenle immediately settles down again and shushes you while patting your heah and threading his fingers through your hair carefully (*-ω-)

goes straight for jisung after that teammate or not rip jisung you’ll be missed but also bad choice to annoy a soft-for-only-my-baby chenle

Park Jisung

a bit flustered but just couldn’t refuse you when you cutely asked him with wide puppy eyes if you could sit in his lap to watch him play

probably short circuited for a good 2 minutes before he could produce and intelligible answer (ง ´͈౪`͈)ว

and that’s how you found yourself perched on his lap, facing the screen with curious eyes as jisung struggled as if his LIFE depended on it

“how do you jump?” (,Ծ_Ծ,)

“you can’t jump”

“what do you mean you can’t jump?? gravity doesn’t work like that” Σ(･ิ¬･ิ)

you’re like 2 newborn babies running wild and unsupervised

“jisung, that character looks like you when you’re constipated” (๑꒪▿꒪)*

cue cackling from the devil spawns on the other side

he’s gonna keep in mind this betrayal UNTIL THE END OF TIME beware

if you catch sight of one of his hands not working away i bet my allowance you’ll have this uncontrollable urge to hold it in yours DO IT I NEED MY ALLOWANCE DON’T BE SHY

of course he’ll automatically intertwine your fingers together and bring them up for a chaste kiss  ～(^з^)-♡

and i know for sure that he won’t have the heart to let go of it even when he needs it to play sigh jisung you SIMP

he’s gonna get scolded and teased by the other later but ya know

at least he ain’t no touch starved coward ¯\(°_o)/¯

he gets grounded for that by jaemin

[the-starset-system]

Random system quotes

Cause we're bored and think they're funny

Roar, dramatically: *Sigh* I just wanna overdose on testosterone...

Jase: IM GOING TO PUT A FORK IN THE FUCKING SOCKET-

Rouge: I SWEAR-

Roar, randomly: aAaaAAAAAAAA

Jase, listening from headspace: tf

Roar: Are you an alter or not???

Tripper: *casually bends the laws of what an "npc" should be able to do but never fronts*

Tripper, laughing and baby babbling: Gabba abbaba plef

Roar: ಥ╭╮ಥ

Roar: Sun

Roar: SunNnNnnnN

Roar: sUNNN

Sunshine: What!? I'm trying to do my hair!

Roar:

Roar: I want loVeeeEe

Sunshine, stomping into the screening room: Fine, I'll give you love!

Sunshine, kissing roars face all over: There!

Roar:

Roar:

Roar: scREEEEEEEJSKAOXKFKNGKG

Arcane: So that's the new schedule-

Jase, thinking:

Arcane:

Arcane: I can hear you-

The system: *does literally anything*

Roar: aha- no

Jase: Were like Romeo and Juliet

Rouge: Were like Chucky and his body count

A little: Gay rights

The system:

Roar, drawing: (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Jase, suddenly at the front: bababooey

Jase: *leaves*

Roar:

Roar, Blue, or Arcane: *anything*

Jase: BruUuh

Jase, out of the blue: Youre a bitch

Roar: Thanks..?

Blue & Sun: *cleans room, takes care of body, just generally puts our life back together*

The rest of the system:

Roar: Why do you never front?

Zac: Cause fuck you

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Sunshine: *busts down the fucking door* I finished watering the flowers (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Roar: I love you

Jase: *slams door in face*

Honeybee: oh hey, it's just like that one meme

Rouge: if I find out you put your hand in a bear trap again I'm leaving you

Jase: Your loss

Marshall: Why do you hate me

Jonathan: Because

Marshall: Makes sense

Roar: Strange, I don't remember making this entry on our document

Jase, tired of their shit: I wonder why

Roar: I wish they were gay...

Jase: Billie Eilish mood

???: BILLIE EILISH FICTIVE??

Roar, looking at compasses: No wonder they're expensive, they must take a lot of technical work.

Bee: Yeah, it must need a lot of redstone

Roar:

Bee: (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Jase: Your neurodivergence is showing

Roar, on the verge of a breakdown: STFU

Blue: If a tree falls and nobody's there to hear it-

A little: It fucking dies

Jase (talking about the Sims 4 game): I'm going to make my sim date your sim

Rouge: I'm going to install the extreme violence mod

Jase: *fronting*

Roar, with no context: I took your gender

Monster: *communicates with very threatening vibes only*

Roar: I-

Monster: Bitch

Roar: You can talk :o

Zac: I left Jonathan to take care of the group

Roar: You sure that's a good idea?

Zac: Yeah, why?

*three days later*

Johnathan: I'm starting a country and I demand independence over this part of the brain

Jase: I put my hand in a bear trap again

Sun: Who's even putting them out????

Tripper: Big big!

Roar, picking them up: Yep!

*one week later*

Tripper: Big b- °^°

Roar: °^°

Tripper: why small?

Roar, on their last bit of sanity: WHY ARE YOU SMALL? HUH?

Roar: PUT ME DOWN

Jase: Let me enjoy this, I'm no longer the shortest adult

Roar: YOUR ABOUT TO BE, ILL BITE YOU'RE FUCKING LEGS OFF

[amenomiko]

IkeSen Daddies when their Child Walk for the First Time (UESUGI - TAKEDA FORCES)

KENSHIN

MC pat the back of her daughter lightly, humming some lullaby for her to sleep. She tilt her head to the side, staring at her mother, and to the door screen.

MC followed her eyes, ah, it's her father's silhouette from the outside that has took her attention.

"Father was doing his usual training in the garden, honey. You want to see him? Ah-" Before she knows it, her daughter already wriggle from her grasp and roll down by herself. "Honey where are yo- *gasp* oh my oh my..!"

MC quickly rush to the door and open it, enough to show the view from the outside to see their room. "Anata..!"

Kenshin stopped abruptly. "Hn? MC what's wro-" He froze to the sight of his daughter who is standing on her own legs, moving step by step, one after another, towards her father.

MC cupped her mouth, hiding her excitement. "Anata..! This is her first steps..!" She whispered giddily, while Kenshin watch his daughter in anticipation, dropping his sword to the side and take one step closer to wait for his daughter to come towards him.

"Ah!" Her daughter giggled as she successfully reach her father and tug on his father's hakama.

He smiled. "You did well."

Meanwhile, Sasuke who has been recording video in his camera, cried as well.

Camera? Everything is possible for an inventor like him. BAHAHA

SHINGEN

"____! Come to daddy~~ come come!"

No respond.

"Hmm I don't understand. I should be too irresistible but I guess it won't work on my cute little goddess mochi huh (´•ω•`)."

Yukimura nearly spit his tea when his lord said that.

"Hm how about this." He brush his hair back, and took out the black sunglasses that Sasuke ever gave him last time and wear it. "How about now, my little goddess?" He winked.

No respond again. Except his wife who has been giggling behind his daughter.

"MC~~~ (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)."

"Hehehe I'm sorry. Just give her some time alright?"

Kenshin sits beside Shingen with plums and sake in his hands. "That's right. Every children bloom by itself, there's no point making people's stomach's churn with your weird ethics."

"...Oh please Kenshin, you know how charming I am 😏✨."

"....Die."

Before Shingen could turn back to his daughter, he heard a soft baby laugh next to him. He gasped, together with his wife, as well as the others in unison when his daughter already stood on her feet, arms reaching out towards him.

"M-MC..!" He opens his arms as his daughter came closer and closer with her first steps,

...Until she make a small turn and clench on the plum in Kenshin's hand.

Shingen: *flabbergasted* (　ﾟдﾟ)...

"Oh? You are interested in this plum? Later when you grow up, I will teach you how perfectly matched a sake and a plum would be." Kenshin chuckled, patting her head.

MC: Anata? Anata?? *waves her hand in front of Shingen's face*

"Nevermind him. He already fainted, MC." Yukimura sighs.

YUKIMURA

His son rests his head on his father's shoulder as they were walking around town.

"Mmm.."

"Alright, give me 5 more minutes and we will go back home with your mother, okay?"

MC had to choose for a new fabric for her seamstress job, and Yukimura offers to take his son and brings him around the town, to prevent him from getting restless from the small tightness of the shop.

"Uh oh." He heard his son whimpers. "Okay, okay, we are almost there- wha- don't move around..! GAH DON'T TUG MY HAIR OAO!!"

"EEEHEEEE QAQ!!!"

"Gahhh!!! MC!!!"

She look to her right after she exited the shop, giggling to the sight on how adorable it is. "Awww so cute~~"

"Don't 'awww' me!! GAH HELP- Hey ____! Don't do that!" Yukimura had to kneel down because he might fall if he loses his balance from the rough hair tugging.

OOF! He fell to the side.

"*gasp* Anata!!"

"Ouch ouch ouch- *gasp* ____??" He panicked. Did his son fell together with him??

"Anata!! Look!!"

Yukimura blinked. He rub his eyes to his son who had been standing and watching his father lying on the ground like some kind of plywood.

"He- he's standing??"

MC gasped again. "Awww my baby wanted to take his first step..! Aaahhh so cute!!" She opened her arms as her son giggle while trotting towards her. Even the crowd around them watch in anticipation.

"Abubu >w<!!" The crowd cheers when he get to hug his mother successfully.

Yukimura: I-I'm not crying- it's just from the dust on the ground- (T_T).

He said it with the worst dusty hair style ever.

SASUKE

He fans his wife in his arms. "Are you alright? Do you want some water?" The heat has been striking some people with heat stroke lately and MC is not an exception. "I'm fine, Anata.. Thanks."

MC were about to rose from the futon but fell to the side as she were too dizzy. "There, there. Just lie down. I will take care of ____ today."

"Thank you honey." She smiled as Sasuke turn to his son. But he was not there.

It shocked both of them.

"B-but he was there a moment ago-..!"

The door were shut tight too. Before Sasuke could pull out his sword for any possible enemy attempt, there's a small voice not too far from him.

MC's gasp took his attention too. "A-anata.. L-look up."

His son was there, standing on one of the cabinet. "Wha-"

"But- he was just 2- and how come- don't tell me ninja has genetics to be passed down in blood? This is interesting!"

"Sasuke!!"

Oops. Now it's not the time for that. If his wife has called his name and not "Anata", that can be considered as first warning.

He quickly jump onto the cabinet to bring his son down. His son giggled and stand up on his legs nimbly.

"It could be his first steps.." MC mumbled before pressing a hand on her forehead.

"...MC? Are you alright..??" She shakes her head. "I'm fine, just getting a bit dizzy from the shock. Hehehehe our son is a genius just like you-"

"Agugu..?" His son whimpered. MC widen her eyes to the look on his face. It looks like he is worried of his mother too. But to still stand there, clutching on his baby clothes.. That is so adorable.

"Aww baby.. Mommy is just a bit dizzy. Forgive me-..A-anata..!"

Sasuke look from his shoulder. His son is walking towards them now, despite whimpering from the upcoming tears on his face.

"Nnn..!" He grip onto his mother's arm, nuzzling into it, as if saying sorry for making his mother worried.

"There there, I'm okay." She kissed his forehead. "I'm so happy to see your ninja skill!"

"...and his first steps." Sasuke added, kissing his son's cheek. "I'm proud of you."

MC jabbed Sasuke when later he said "I guess if we make more mini ninjas, we can officially call ourselves ninja turtle squad- ouch."

👶❤

[amenomiko]

IkeSen Husbands and Couvade Syndrome

Before I start, have you ever heard about Couvade Syndrome? Couvade Syndrome is a syndrome of where a husband will have the symptoms like a pregnant woman (vomitting, and craving for certain foods) due to the stress in his body towards the unborn baby (out of love and concerned for his baby).

So I'm thinking... How would it be if all the warlords have this kind of syndrome. Some norms said it can be shown that it will happen by showing the signs the wife might be pregnant (in my country, yes. So I'm going to use it here *giggles*) and during their pregnancy. Here it comes..!

Nobunaga

He brush his hand on her forehead. "Are you sure you don't need me to call for the doctor?"

She nodded, smiling weakly. "I'm sorry I couldn't attend the war council today."

"Don't be." He kissed her forehead. "Just rest."

He left the room when suddenly he feel uneasy in his chest. He shrug it off, and continue to walk to the council.

They've served some sake that Nobunaga has gotten as a gift with his new alliance that day. His face scrunched the moment he smell on the sake and his cup dropped from his hand, gaining attention from his warlords and vassals.

"...Nobunaga-sama?" Hideyoshi put down his own cup before approaching Nobunaga when his Lord cup his mouth all of a sudden, giving out a sound of hurling from his throat. "M-my Lord..! What's the matter??"

"G-get that sake away from me..! I feel awful...!" He hurled again, clutching on his stomach. "Wh- is it poisoned??" Hideyoshi turn to the other warlords.

"All of us drink it and we are fine. Nobunaga-sama is the only one who haven't drink it." Mitsunari added.

Before they check on the contains of sake, MC had excuses herself into the room with a smile on her face. "Pardon me, Anata-" She gasped. "Anata..? What's wrong??"

He turned to her. "...Fireball. Tell me."

"Yes?"

"Are you perhaps.. Pregnant?"

"Eh- wh- how did you know?? I'm about to tell you about it because I realize that I'm late lately."

He nodded weakly. "I see. That's good. Seems like I will get caught in this sickness for a while." He hugged MC close, as the hurling sensation in his chest fades slowly.

Hideyoshi

Talking about stress for his unborn baby, that will be suitable for Hideyoshi.

Each and every pregnancy of MC will be handled by Hideyoshi's body. This morning, MC informed to her husband that she is pregnant for their 4th child (wow wee 👀).

He was happy. Yet.. He said to himself. "Alright..! Here's another one. I can do this..! I'm sure I can handle it this time--"

Nope, the very next morning he woke up abruptly and vomitted in the nearby garden. He even walk around the hallways, with small stash of plum in his pocket.

He cried emotionally whenever MC talk to the baby, saying "My wife.. I'm sorry for making you pregnant with my child and making you tired and--"

"Anata.. There there." It will be MC's routine to calm him down. "It takes two to make a baby after all. So it's not your fault. Besides.." She whispered to him. "It's not your fault that I'm so adorable in your eyes." She winked.

"....THIS is the REASON why INDEED!" He pounced MC and kiss her all over until

"Mmmf- b-be right back, My Love."

Poor Hideyoshi.

Masamune

"Here you go Kitten." He blew the fish soup and feed his wife. "Aaahnn~~?"

"Pffft Honey, I can eat by myself okay?" She slurp on the soup and cough after, scrunching her face from the taste. "Masamune.. What did you put inside-- is that a sour plum??"

"Oh yes, I find that sour plum in every dish is very tasty nowadays don't you think?" He slurped it himself. "Hmm such delicacy."

"PPPPUUUUUU!!!"

"...Delicacy my foot." Ieyasu wipe his mouth with his sleeves.

"See? Ieyasu likes it too."

"Go and have your only eye checked OAO..!!

"I can see perfectly fine, Ieyasu, thank you for your concern 😏👉✨."

"This is delicious, Ieyasu. Why do you say so?" Mitsuhide smiled to his fish soup.

".....You and your sense of taste.... I'm out of here."

"No leaving the room before you finish your meal, Ieyasu! Nobunaga-sama, I saw that. Don't add your soup into mine..!" - Hideyoshi.

Ieyasu

He tossed in his sleep. Again and again, until he jolted to run out and vomit.

"Again.." She pursed her lips, as she pour the tea in his cup. "Honey.. Are you okay?"

"..I'm fine. This is nothing. Noth- uff-!" He vomitted again and MC had to rush and rub on his back. He waved his hand, urging MC to get back inside. "I'm fine- just-" He hurled. "Go back inside-- uff..!!"

She rubbed her belly, smiling at her husband. "Aww Honey." After rubbing his back, she kissed his temple. "Here, I've made a tea that can make you sleep easily." She glances at his panda eyes that lacks of sleep ever since she is pregnant with their 3rd child.

He nods, sighing tiredly and drinks the tea. "How are you doing?" He leans and rest on her shoulder as he put his hand on her growing belly. "I'm perfectly fine, thanks to you who always take over those sickness for me."

"Hn.. This is nothing.. Compared to you who have to carry it for 9 months and.." He yawn. "Giving birth to it.." He sighs before a soft snore takes over him.

"Good night, Honey." She kissed him again.

Mitsunari

"MC.. I.." He pat on his chest. "I don't feel very good.. I-" He cup his mouth. "Nnn-"

"Aww Honey.. There there.." They hugged each other as she rub around his back. "Is this how every woman usually face when they are pregnant?"

"Uhuh."

"Wow.. I respect you a lot." He hugged MC closer, nuzzling into her neck. "I swear I will take care of you until we grow old together.."

"Oh? He fell asleep." With book in his hand. "I haven't give birth yet and I already have a big baby here-"

Suddenly he woke up in shock.

"A-anata??"

He hurled. "Unf-..!" And run out from the room as quick as possible.

"Honey, wait..! The bucket is here..! You will vomit halfway again!"

Mitsuhide

It was when he's on a mission. He can feel the uneasiness in his stomach and chest when he ride the horse, and he find himself being extra tired, more than before after a long ride.

Due to it too, he is lack of sleep. His network of spies noticed too, even his ninja suggest that he should rest. "I'm fine." He grinned, fighting back the feeling.

He had no problem with eating, but every time he eat, he will vomit. Mitsuhide didn't know how to respond to this situation, to have this wave of sickness; it is not him.

Somehow he manage it until he return to Azuchi after capturing the criminals. As he about to ask them questions, he pauses. Turning as his back facing his man to pat on his chest.

"Well lad are you alright? Do you have a wife? You should check if she's pregnant. Heh. It's a common thing if a husband gets the signs before the wife."

He blinked, looking at the criminal from his shoulder as he shrugged before continuing "I'm a doctor in disguise remember? I didn't take my disguise lightly."

"..My lord? Where are you going?" One of his ninja asked. "Take over my place for a while." He rushed to MC's bed chamber and before he could slide the door, she already opened it from inside. "Oh- oh..! Anata..! Welcome home!" She hugged him and he smiled into her neck.

"You look so happy. More than happy. You miss me that bad, little mouse?" He grinned and his heart give a thump! when she blushed.

"Of course I'm happy.. Because.. I have a good news to tell you..!"

"You are pregnant?"

She gasped. "Hehehe as expected from my husband. Yes..! I am, Mitsuhide..!"

He smiled back. All that sickness and "thanks" to the criminal back then.. He finally understand it.

Kenshin

Sasuke served another bowl of sour plum, sweet plums and bitter plums. "So this is what the syndrome does.." He adjusts his glasses. "Kenshin-sama. Did you realize you've been eating plums for almost 5 months?"

"It's normal, Sasuke. If it's for my wife and our child, I'm fine. But-" He clicked his tongue. "I can't find myself to drink sake for now."

"Well, it's her 3rd pregnancy, you should get used to it, yes?"

"...Not me." Shingen sighed.

Kenshin snatched the dango from Shingen's plate and eat it with one of his plums. "Hnn. Such peculiar taste. I don't hate it." He smiled before having another bite from it.

Shingen eyes twitch from Kenshin's appetite. "Oh the horror."

Yukimura: That's me with your endless appetite for desserts, Shingen-sama.

Shingen

"Hmhmhm this is delicious..! Oh this one too."

"Anata, eat slowly okay? Or else you will-"

"Mmmf--" He hurl and vomitted right on spot into the bucket.

"See?" MC blinked when her husband suddenly wiped his tears.

"*sniff* Ah, I'm sorry MC. You are so tempting and I made you pregnant again. My beloved Goddess, sacrificing herself for her people that is overwhelmed with lust.. Ah such sin..!" He wipe his mouth with his sleeve.

".....Oh god." MC eye twitched.

".....Oh god again." Yukimura twitched too to his overly dramatic lord.

"Hmm. I feel like eating.." He's eying Kenshin's plums this time.

"......Die."

"*sniff* How heartless you are (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)."

"You are not the one who is pregnant here Shingen." He rolled his eyes.

"Yeah of course. But it took half of me to make her pregna-"

His mouth is shoved with 5 dumpling after that. By MC.

Yukimura

He pointed forward. "CHARRRRGE!!!" All of his vassals roar in unison as they charge towards their enemy, clashing swords with one another.

"Good. It seems we are win-" He frowned when he choked on his own voice all of a sudden. His hand immediately move to cup his mouth as he hurl his stomach out. "Mmf- what the hell-" He don't remember if he had a bad meal before going into battle.

"Yukimura!!""Huh- wha- oof!!"

Shingen had grabbed him by his collar as arrow fly pass his right ear. "What's wrong?? Are you alright? I'm confused because you have stopped talking and hold your stomach. Did you get stabbed or something?"

"No.. Shingen-sama. I don't know- mmf- myself. Feel like vomitting. I didn't remember having any meal this morning."

"Oho-" His lord kicked the enemy off from his horse. "Whatever it is I think you should check on your beloved wife the moment you get back home. Make sure you are home safely alright?"

"H-huh- what do you mean?"

"Well Yuki, all I gotta say is Congratulations first." He winked at Yukimura before kicking his horse.

"Wha??"

As he win the war and got back to his wife, he hug her tighter than before. "I heard that you got sick in the middle of the fight.. Are you hurt anywhere?"

"No.. Uhm.." He blushed. "H-hey."

"Hm?"

"Do you have something to tell me? Like.. You are pre-pregnant or something."

"My, honey..! Yes! I'm pregnant with our 2nd child..!" She giggled. "How did you know? Ah, I get it. You've forgotten your previous sickness when I'm pregnant right?"

"The first and the second one is different, okay??" He pouted before laughing with his beloved wife.

Sasuke

Kenshin circle his hands around his sword, glaring at his target with a smile curved on his lips. "Die, Sasuke..!" But then, he immediately halt when Sasuke turned around with maternity dress on his ninja costume.

"Just... What in hell you are wearing, Sasuke?"

"Kenshin-sama. It's time for 9 months break. I'm pregnant now. So red card~!" He said with his "enthusiastic" look.

"....It was your wife who is pregnant, not you."

"You are right. But the one who is- mmf-" He cupped his mouth. "Vomitting-" He swallowed, "..is me-"

For the very first time, Kenshin is dumbfounded. Not only his ninja is wearing a weird clothes, now he is hurling in front of him. "...Hmh fine. You are no fun at all."

"Hmm?" Kenshin look down to his torso. It was Sasuke eldest son. "Kenshin-sama, you may spar with me. As you can see, my father is pregnant, so you must allow him to have a rest."

"My son.. I'm proud of you." Sasuke feigning to wipe his 'tears'.

"...Fine. Let's go then." He took mini Sasuke by the hand (bawww - he has a soft spot for Sasuke's son tho) and his son give a thumbs up to his father. "Go ahead and rest, Father."

He thumbs up back with his usual poker face.

And back to his room..

"Anata, stop using my dress to escape from Kenshin. I know you are sick in my place but at least don't teach our son the wrong thing, okay?"

"Hmm MC you are no fun."

"Yeah, yeah." She giggled as she pulled her dress back from her husband.