#oh and montenegrin is a language now too

[effervescentdragon]

me going to translate.google.com every time you post/tag something in bosnian

могу ја и на српском ако ти је тако лакше мада мислим да би ћирилица могла да буде благи проблем иако је ефективно разлика између српског и босанског једино у екавици/ијекавици то јест регионалној варијацији нагласка

hrvatski je manje sličan bosanskom nego srpski u nekim stvarima, posebno zbog insistiranja na korištenju slovanske etimologije umjesto posuđenica plus cijela stvar oko inverzije padeža za koju zaista nije bilo potrebe ali ajde ako mora

slovenščina je nekaj precej drugega in se težko primerja z ostalimi, kar je res presenetljivo je pa to, da ta jezik še zmeraj obstaja glede na to koliko težko jim je bilo ohraniti jezik skozi vse zgodovinske pizdarije

what im trying to say... nejse baby 🤭🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[mystictomato]

Tagged by @mamasaiko sorry for the wait here it is.

*Name*: Eto (just kidding I know my name is not Eto it's Uta ahem... Matija)

*Middle name* (in my case last name): Yoshi... It's Mitrović

*Zodiac sign*: Tiger (Lion but I like Tigers more)

*Height*: Approximately 191cm maybe I've gotten a bit taller after this few years

*Language*: I know Montenegrin, Serbian, Croatian, English, a little bit of Italian, a little bit of Russian, a little bit of German and a little bit of Japanese

*Favourite fruit*: Strawberry

*Favourite scent*: The scent of fresh Yu-Gi-Oh! cards... Pepermint and eucalyptus

*Favourite color*: Green (it's not because of Eto's hair and eyes)

*Favourite fictional character*: George Bush Junior. Ahhh damn he is too fictional guess I'll just have to stick with real fictional characters, in that case Donal... ❤*Eto*❤

*Favourite candy*: The ones Majin Buu eats, I don't have a preferred type

*Favourite holiday*: End of school/college/university. Since you don't accept this answer than Christmas and Easter

*Songs on repeat*: My jew from Hitle...........

................ Weeaboo by Filthy Frank, Opening 2 of The 7 deadly sins season 2, ending 1 of Steins;Gate 0 and ending of Overlord 3

*Average hours of sleep*: 19~20 hou... I don't have to be honest with this so I'll say 10 hours, "8 hours of sleep is enough" theory is bs, 10 hours is optimal

*How many blankets I sleep with*: Depends on the season, I have a very high resistance to cold weather and low temperatures but that resistance is off when I sleep for some reason so in summer I sleep with no blankets and in winter I sleep with 37~37+ blankets.

*Dream trip*: Syri... Gainesville, Florida, USA

*Dream job*: #1 Zoologist, #2 Expert in new technologies, #3 Programmer

*Grab the nearest book, page 23, line 17*: Do you want me to end poverty and famine as well?

*Have you ever had a song or poem written about you*: Yeah actually once in hig... No

*What's a sound you hate and a sound you love?*: I hate mosquitoes' sound the most, I love Hilary Clinton's laugh the... Ok I get it, I love the voices of my family on the phone the most

*Do you belive in aliens?*: You mean Kim Kardashin? On the serious note, yes I do because I refuse to belive that the infinite universe is that pointless

*Do you drive?*: I do drive, like this:

I overdid it with humor I realise that, yes I do drive but now I am in another country on college and there is too much traffic here so I don't bother trying to drive here, bus is better for my short relations

*What's the last book you read?*: "911, how would I do it" by George Bush Junior. Can't remember honestly, Volume 5 of Tokyo Ghoul:re manga if that counts

*Any current obsessions?*: My grandmother's wardrob... Eto and Yu-Gi-Oh! Trading Card Game

*Do you hold grudges against those who wronged you?*: Only against Furuta and Donato............. No, I belive that is pointless and degrades your character

*Reason for url*: I really love the word mystic, it just has a really powerful and epic aura to me and I've always identified with a tomato for some reason even though ToMato (last part of my nickname) does not mean tomato and is something I crafted from my real name and a few years ago I wanted to come up with a new gaming nickname and I put Mystic and ToMato together after hours of thinking and so my nickname was born, today I use it for everything not just games

I really don't have anyone to tag, I'm sorry for that.

[sole-cuore-amore-e-droga]

Eurovision 2018 is many Eurovisions being called back to in one

2005

Just a reminder that a Hellenic banger has won that year (and Eleni Foureira is an Albanian-born Greek whereas Helena Paparizou is a Swedish-born Greek :ooooooo could this mean Albania will do mediocre in the final just like Sweden 2005???), and there was at least a rock act that... at least finished 10th? Could this repeat

2006

Of course because of the harder rock entry that was sent to Eurovision, Hungary. And somehow bookies love us this year, so there’s a possible potential of this scenario repeating too if we believe in coincidences actually repeating themselves. I propose Ukraine 2nd because of a man emerging from piano as opposed to a ballerina, Sweden 5th because... you know... and since Montenegro didn’t qualify, there’s no way a token Balkan ballad will finish 3rd, sorry guys. :’(

2008

But then again, Cyprus is hailed to be having “the new Ani Lorak”, and wouldn’t it be just the tea if she ends like... 3rd or something? Ukraine could get 2nd again just for the trolololololo, or even 1st because... Mélovin’s a Slav, and that year a Slav with a... rather interesting way of singing words in English has won. Worth noting he was barefoot though, so this opens up to have Lithuania and Hungary getting ready for something...

2010

You know the elephant in the room. Hungary might be as well 2nd (and might be as well last for all we care and tied with someone for qualification) or even end up like Teräsbetoni (which, as you all know, were somehow a bit too underrated. I hope it has nothing to do with the fact they sang rock music in their beautiful Finno-Ugric mothertongues, just like AWS). All possibly thanks to jury (hey they did have maNga lower than quite an amount of acts, but still in the top 10 I assure you!!) Also the Danish entry being a Melodifestivalen reject. Too bad Sweden still qualified :’( >:)

2011

A rollercoaster in every aspects of itself. No one knows where juries and televote will be geared towards. Will the diaspora votes prevail now that a large part of ex-Soviets are missing out of the final and there are at least some in that could snatch (that being Lithuania, Moldova, Ukraine and Estonia. My personal pick is Moldova because Kirkorov himself says that a vote for Moldova is a vote for Russia as well xD). As the Turkish diaspora was gearing towards Azerbaijan now that Turks were out of the semi. And since Italy is now underestimated thanks to being drawn after a banger, their emerging would be a surprise.

2012

Oh IDK I just had a feeling to mention a lot of ties between the past Albanian entrant and the current one because of the current one indeed covering Suus. Top 5 is, however, a wishful thinking because “Mall” isn’t a headscratcher song that sounds sorrowful but is not understood because of the waaaaaaailing (sorry but I had to bring Hungary on to this as well, no one understands what’s it about because of the language, a bit of a headscratcher because of the screeeaaaaaming and a song about... actual death??? Wouldn’t you want to scream after losing someone too, through tears at least?), “Mall” is mostly longing for hope and the close one to come back because (s)he can. And it sounds rather... cheerful, which is why I love it so much to the levels of Naviband’s one. Speaking of which, it’s a year my #1 was predicted not to qualify by a lot of authorities, but it FUCKING did and was announced late-ish, so of course I was happy for Malta 2012 and Albania 2018 qualifying against all the odds! ^^

2013

Lots. I was a 13-year-old who foolishly believed in the victory of Sweden with deeply knowing that “yeah Denmark’s gonna win this, it’s the bookies fav, what’d you expect?!” and therefore there’s no chance for a host victory. That’s not the same I feel about Cláudia Pascoal, and I even wonder WHY people think this could also be a surprise winner! No. Instead I want my 4th place to win and I know it won’t because there are now bigger cheers for other few songs?!  A dance song from the radio already tanked this year (Cascada kind of underperformed and sorry not sorry but the dress was ugly imo, Lukas Meijer kind of recreated the bad vocal vibes he had in the national NF and esp. in second chorus). Hungary doing at least a “Kedvesem” type of result would be just great enough, because oddly enough, AWS were placing 4th in jury’s result for to make A Dal’s superfinal and so was ByeAlex. Bizarrculous? 0_0 There might also be a theory for me to have Albania 2018 and Lithuania 2013 attached (more like Hungary 2018 could relate to Lithuania 2013 because the lead singer of the former was shown drinking a lot while the latter looked like he was already drunk) because... we had to have a token chill guy with a rock-sounding song through and they could also do really badly. For this one, don’t mind me.

2014

The odds were different before rehearsals, so they are this year as well. Austria and The Netherlands rushed up to the to-o-op (i x my heart haha lol) after rehearsals and during the heat of dress rehearsals, and so does Cyprus, Lithuania, Ireland (can you BELIEVE Ireland was 3rd in the odds after being 17th in the QUALIFICATION odds?! Yeah, things bizarre. #gaypower), Moldova... etc etc. No token Sammarinese qualification unfortunately. And Lea Sirk had to do something with qualification of her nation, sweet.

2015

Guess a fellow hero who got drawn 13th in semi 2... >:) Yeah, believe it or not but apparently the name Örs (the name of the AWS frontman) has to do something with the word “hero” in Hungarian, or so I was told by a friend, but that also could be a quite skewered meaning of that word because the actual meaning of that word in Hungarian is “hős”, so it’s not an exact meaning of the name but somewhere up there (also might mean “man”). Fun fact, according to one Hungarian chronicler, one of the seven chieftains of Hungary was bearing that name (the other chronicler of the name Anonymus (I shit you not) thinks it was Ond). Also, Italy is drawn last and gets quite the following on Tumblr, so if they don’t win, that will mean that some will definitely regard this song as the true winner of 2018, just like they’re doing it to Il Volo (and some doing the same to Sergey in 2016 and Francesco in 2017). Token rock act, this time again from a Finno-Ugric nation, except that this one smelled like a delibarate failure because the song is short, there’s no melodic singer per se and the band was made up of mentally disabled middle-aged men who’re already a cult in their homeland. Not to mention that their 3 letter acronym, PKN, always had the same meaning ever since creation, but there’s a whole more lot you can do with AWS and the number of it keeps on growing, and even the band itself acknowledges it. There’s a wheelchair girl from a Slavic country too, but she got impacted in an accident while Yulia had that disease somewhat since childhood. Montenegrin balkan ballad. And a song titled “goodbye” (in another language and also did way better than this year’s “goodbye” title that was sole, the other one has another word in it so yeah). San Marino sent an almost delibarate failure (as Switzerland were the actual last placers in semi) by pairing two people. I thought I could think of more but my mind is dry

2016

Guess who else just got the 21st draw in the final~ okay I need to cut this more often. Israel was also hailed as divisive, and even if their momentum has faded, maybe they will win afterall? Except that it is more positively divisive than negatively. Also, lots of Bergendahlizations (well not that many but Greece and Bosnia & Herzegovina were finally out of the final for at least a year, and Greece can add a second year out while Czech Republic can add a second year in! Will this be the new Finland-Cyprus?).

2017

Madame Monsieur/Metamoro are the new Salvador Sobral maybe (with their acronym letters being similar like MM MM SS)? Netta is the new Francesco Gabbani? Sennek is the new Blanche during rehearsals, yeah that’s for sure, except that Sennek flopped and Blanche’s fragility was rewarded by televoters en masse. Also, Macedonia got a good modern song whose chances was smashed by the poor performance and the draw 3rd wasn’t so cursed afterall, at least in semi 1! ^^ Another Maltese try-hard artist in their NF finally went to Eurovision and failed to qualify. Guess that’s all I can think of at the moment? (Also a country with red-green colors on flag won last year, but there’s a drill that their coat of arms is on their flag too, which has yellow on it... :’) )

[triz-costa]

Sherlock (TV) Fic Recs

Sherlock

Death Takes A Holiday Series by LyraNgalia, rude_not_ginger (Adlock)

“After his Fall, the ghost of Sherlock Holmes and the late Irene Adler find themselves unexpectedly reunited in the Montenegrin city of Kotor. But just because a reunion is unexpected does not mean it is unwelcome, and the Consulting Detective and the Woman agree to a tenuous partnership to bring down the remainder of Jim Moriarty's network.But would the obliteration of the spider's web and the promise of resurrection for Sherlock Holmes be enough to keep such a volatile partnership intact?“

Have you been wicked, Mr.Holmes? by Phoenix_Rose (Chapters 4/4; Adlock)

“She pushed Sherlock to the wall, working his body the way only she knew how to, placing kisses just where she knew would do the most damage. Her victim gasped slightly, spoke hoarsely. “What’s this for, Miss Adler?” “Big brother is watching.” She smirked, pressing a kiss against him. “Well now. Have you been wicked, Mr Holmes?” He stood ready, prepared for her to take over, take him to the flat.“Yes, Miss Adler.”

*Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler. The posh boy and the dominatrix. Together for the first time in months, dealing with the creeping sentiment and unavoidable attraction that draws them together the morning after their night together, masking embarrassment as people around them finally catch onto the fact that maybe, just maybe, someone could drive The Virgin wild.“

Let’s Have Dinner by ausland (Chapters 3/3; Adlock)

“What if the texts were a game between Irene and Sherlock? It started in a sitting room in Belgravia. And then they happened upon each other, purely by chance. And then again, on purpose. And again. Until they cared about each other. Until there was sentiment. Follows canon, but goes into the missing time not shown in the episode. Sherlock/Irene, but NOT anti-John. Sequel up. “

4 times Irene Adler kissed Sherlock Holmes by Aussieflower

“ ...and one time he kissed her back! “

5 encounters with the woman by Aussieflower

“ 5 times people noticed Irene Adler in Sherlock's life, and their reactions to seeing Sherlock with her. Featuring John, Mycroft, Lestrade, Anderson, Sally and Molly. “

5 times someone kissed Sherlock Holmes by Aussieflower

“ Basically what it says on the tin. Crack fic!I wrote this for fun, so please make sure that your expectations aren't too high : For those who want to read, enjoy. Oh and as usual, no Sherlock/John slash . “

Watching BBC Sherlock by Fan Gals (Chapters 15/?)

“ Formerly called Memories of Sherlock. After a mysterious phone call offers information about Sherlock, everyone sits down to watch the adventures of the deceased detective. Watching the series fic. T for minor language in the episodes. “

Watching BBC’s Sherlock by CSP2708 (Chapters 60/?)

“Transcript written by Ariane DeVere a.k.a. Callie Sullivan 

 After Sherlock's death, everyone is a bit torn up. Molly and Mycroft share a secret. John and Mrs. Hudson stand in front of the shiny black grave, tears of sorrow blurring their eyes. Lestrade, Anderson, and Donovan, though less downcast, still feel remorse over the death of the infamous consulting detective. What happens when they are all transported to a cinema to watch the life of the "late" great Sherlock Holmes? 

 Must have watched all seasons of Sherlock to understand this work. CSP2708 Carolin S. Petersen”