#oh and fuck bioware
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LEAVE LOGHAIN OUT OF UR BULLSHIT
#oh my god I cannot deal w this#I already knew ab the stupid ass executors but this answer made me mad as fuck#as if loghain mac tir!!!! would be ‘subtly influenced’ and not do things of his own accord#why are they stripping away his agency and what makes him so likeable as an antagonist?#dragon age#veilguard critical#bioware critical#datv critical#loghain mac tir
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Let me be bitter. Veilguard is the gutted carcass of Dreadwolf and I mourn what could've been
#solavellan#that solavellan ending tho#bioware you got me good there#i fucking SOBBED#I'll give u that#and Emmrich and Neve and Davrin#oh and Felassan#THANK YOU FOR FELASSAN#But yeah#dragon age dreadwolf i will always think of u#and mourn u#dragon age#dragon age 4
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man veilguard's closing lines kinda hitting hard right now
"but those stories aren't over. and we will always be grateful to those whose stories brought us to where we are today... and those whose stories will live on with us forever."
#i remember hearing it and being like 'oh a nod to people that don't work there anymore' but also 'oh that sounds ominous...'#my thoughts on the franchise/fandom aside this fucking sucks regardless and there's no justification#like i don't want to jump to conclusions and i've never given in to the 'bioware is dead' headline i've seen repeatedly for like 10+ years#but man.. and shout out to sheryl chee's 'DA isn't dead because it's yours now' quote because i think that's peoples saving grace right now#like for real put that on your notebook covers. paint it above your tv/pc screen. hold on to that.#dragon age#bioware
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#dragon age has been inclusive of queer and trans people from the very beginning#i dont understand how they had to do it in the most immersion breaking#beat you over the head condescending way possible#if i corrected someone on my pronouns and they started doing pushups about it to signal that theyre a good person I would be mortified#Also taashs mom was literally accepting and curious about their identity why did they have to yell at her like she wasnt????#like to go from oh okay in our culture you would be aqunathlok to WHY AM I NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU sounds like they skipped some dialogue#or this was a trans writers personal fantasy and they should really seek therapy about that#because the way it is done now makes us trans folks look like assholes nobody is gonna make you do pushups for using the wrong pronouns#bioware what the fuck is this#bioware critical#veilguard critical#dragon age
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Inquisitor: "Is there any way Solas can be reasoned with?"
Me after Solas has killed Varric, used blood magic on me, trapped me in the fade, created the blight, made the titans tranquil/fucked with the dwarves, started the chain of events that led to Southern Thedas being destroyed, and stealing all my good gear from Inquisition:
#this is also dorian too lmao#why can i call mythal out for all her crap? im literally a therapist for everyone in this game but the one bloke who needs it -> solas#seriously though - i regretted ever choosing the option to save him#after everything that happened my inquisitor would be down to crack the egg#i really liked Solas as a character before Veilguard - he was so interesting!#I thought we might be able to change his mind - which was implied in trespasser?!#“You're real and it means everyone could be real. It changes everything but it can't.” Cole about Lavellen#the retcon of mythal clawing her way through the ages for a reckoning changed to being sad about solas and the elves#yes mythal fucked with him boo hoo#meredith/loghain were also majorly fucked up from their pasts but we don't excuse their actions because of it#“It WAs thE exEcuTOrs” oh fuck off#what a wild choice to bring back mythal and have her 'pardon' him after all that shit#bitch you owe her nothing#made him a villain and removed role playing options because they knew the game would be over if someone applied critical thinking#theme of the game is 'regret' - damn straight I regret ever playing this game lmao#datv critical#bioware critical#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#veilguard critical
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I got very excited about the recent Dragon Age news and made my future Antivan Crow Rook (name TBA.) and some memes.
He's a city(?) elf rogue and a bit of a dumbass, but hey, if we don't get Zevran in this game, at least I'll have a cringefail assassin at home, and it's not gonna be the "no bullshit 9-5 office man assassin" Lucanis.
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#rook dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#dav#my art#oc: rook da#upd#oc: renzo#i decided against playing as a mage for the fourth time and just made Some Guy#inspired by the fact that rook is a random individual who fucks up solas' entire ritual pretty quickly from what i've gathered?#i hope we can actually be as much of a shithead as i portrayed here#purple dialogue options are back so please bioware#oh and i read the wigmaker job the other day and i want to terrorize lucanis with some idiot for some reason lmao#he's so calm and collected(tm) it would be fun#Some Guy doesn't like Mr. Very Special Heir Boss Man#he's the boss now#he thinks he can do whatever he wants forever#retroactively adding the tag#oc: renzo de riva
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my rook's got that necromantic face card
#just finished da:tv. kill me now.#i have MANY thoughts. about Decisions(TM) made by bioware. but! no force on earth could make me give those thoughts form.#what i will say however is that veilguard is by far the most fun to play AND looks absolutely divine. also lucanis has my heart (fuck)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#eila ingellvar#sigh.#chat. do i get back into gifmaking after *checks notes* oh fuck that's a few years
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i also think i need someone who is as mad as me that for two out of the eight romances for inquisition that canonically separated in dai/trespasser only one got an actual reunion while they kept dangling dorian and my inquisitor being in the same city MULTIPLE times and did not allow them to meet and see their actual reunion in real time until the very very end where they spoke literally 1 line to each other
#i cant even go in the pavellan tag because so many people are like#''oh bioware thank u for the crumbs blablabla'' WHERE IS YOUR RAGE WHERE IS UR INDIGNATION#I DIDNT EVEN GET A FUCKING KISS I CANNOT BE THE ONLY PERSON MAD ABT HOW LITTLE#DORIAN/INQUISITOR CONTENT THERE WAS
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Get home early, get cosy in bed, take a nice little nap, have some mashed potatoes, makes some tea for myself
then sit drown and start reading the Veilguard AMA with the same expression as an old war veteran who is seeing a second war being put into motion as we speak
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#bioware critical#Oh my fucking god BioWare you should have shut the fuck!! Everyone was blaming EA FOR THE GAME’S ISSUES#NOW WE KNOW ITS DEFINITELY WASNT EA#I KNEW BUT GOOD GOD
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I have been patiently waiting to hear Lucanis’s voice.
Then I heard him actually speaking a whole line of dialogue and uh…
Im forever changed.
Lucanis better be ready to have my Rook constantly simping over him.
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#video games#dragon age#bioware#dragon age the veilguard#definately romancing lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#datv spoilers#oh my god???#my rook is not going to leave that man alone#just constantly wanting to hear his voice#the fucking purr in his voice man makes me feral
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#finally free....i can remove dragon age tags aughhhh#i can see shit now aaaugh#also...#datv spoilers#SPOOOILERS#tone shift in act3 baby? where were you all this time?#no cringe dialogues?#wish the whole game was like this#i mean...you kinda could see the old biowares original story....#the vision baaabyyyyy it was there#hell you could even see those bigass bioware layoffs mm mm mmm#giving us the ultimate tiktok experience#overall.....fun game#combat was great ..visuals 10/10#dialogues? ASS..... main story ones were kinda okay....#companions? better than me;andromeda#but but but but what about your pookie solas? soph?#oooh they broke him#they broke maaaaaaa booooooy#idk like...the whole 'we must change solas mind' was giving dora the explorer....swiper no swiping#also ign? with their 9/10 .....get the fuck out of here#it was 8 at best...#oh...but the important question....am i still simping for solas? yep... sorry
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here we are again with another 'here is my tag for spoilers, you've been warned' message!
I will tag for until roughly the end of the year, using the tag #Veilguard Spoilers.
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#I will also likely tag as 'dragon age spoilers' as well but veilguard spoilers was according to someone at bioware the trending hashtag so..#if you think you'll be able to get a digital one up by sending me spoilers or what the fuck EVER just... idgaf about spoilers so whatever#without fail any big game drops I get like 3 anons in with the spoilers and I'm like ??? waste of a message tbqh#ANYWAYS#dragon age#edits24#mostly just to have it in one of my main tags#I will reblog this a few times over the next month#and then reblog it a few times the night before release#oh! you are free to reblog this if you want I can even release the template if people need to make their own??
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BioWare making the KotoR games
#atlas entry#I thought Carth was bad but holy shit Atton calm the fuck down#“oh you know how women are” I'm going to throw you out an airlock#kotor#knights of the old republic#carth onasi#atton rand#bioware#rpg#obsidian entertainment
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No offence but it's genuinely starting to get off putting. They blatantly spoiled the outcome of the Weisshaupt mission because you can fucking hear wardens fucking talking about it in the background of the fucking late game area they show, they keep showing these late game areas and dropped gargantuan lore spoilers like it was nothing TWICE and completely fucking unprompted. Instead of focusing on the gameplay and sticking to early game areas you get bombarded with spoilers.
They took the trouble to edit the stuff in the prologue mission to ~hide spoilers only to proceed to blatantly reveal the fate of Varric bc his ass is on the minimap. Why are you spoiling so much of the fucking game? They can absolutely edit all this shit down to avoid story spoilers and only show technical stuff and just shut the fuck up about lore or just be fucking vague, instead, John Epler and Corinne Busche sat there blathering on the origins of the blight MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE VIDEO.
#datv spoilers#tbd#bioware critical#like I loved finally getting some davrin content but the spoilers in that video were fucking EGREGIOUS#veilguard spoilers#i hope those two tags covered it but i'm fucking done.#and like davrin did not get the benefit of a short story or literally anything#so of fucking course if you're interested in davrin and he's gonna be in a vid#you will check that out why the fuck would you expect these people to be fucking yapping away about major things#remember when Larian blatantly spoiled that the guardian was a mindflayer the whole time like a month before the game came out? oh wait.#avoid all social media or how about they just don't BLATANTLY spoil the game man
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so I've been playing Dragon Age 2 recently
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#dragon age#da isabela#da merrill#da fenris#da anders#they're freaks your honour#dragon age 2#da 2#everyone in this game is so chaotically queer and I love it#bioware really turned around and said#everyone in this group is queer#also they have blatantly and wildly incompatible moral values that fundamentally cannot cooexist peacefully#oh and most of them want to fuck each other and/or the player character
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now that we all agree that lucanis is demisexual when do we agree is the absolute funniest moment for him to realise he's into rook i vote anytime rook slips and almost drowns in one inch of water
#dragon age veilguard#not when would be the most story reason like when rook was trapped in the fade#but what would be the funniest moment#or rook getting really passionate about tea to harding and lucanis is only vaguely listening#thinking about interactions with rook and he admires rooks passion about tea like he is for coffee#even if it is tea 🙄 but its rook he'll forgive he wonders if rook likes tea at different times of the day#does rook like a strong tea what about milk and sugar what tea does she like in the morning before she gets out of be- oh fuck#lucanis just like what the fuck is taash on about her relationship with harding before now he has to go apologise because oh he gets it now#lucanis looking at rook happily delivering blight samples to antione: oh my god im so in love i need to be with rook so bad#but because he's still emotionally repressed he just broods even more#the dragon age protagonists not knowing how to swim will never not be funny#please never change this bioware
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