#oh and btw: it doesnt count as “outsmarting” when all you did was confuse me with something that sounds like ChatGPT is actually a real dude

[rainbowgod666]

no offense, but how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling out of the center of your blooming Escher-Mendelbrot head? And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckles thumbs? Did you get along well with your Gideon Bugler pineal glands? Your projector eyes casting sci-fi’s on your STR’d strands?

Tell me about your nerves to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus’ bloody nose. Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole? Did you die before your day?

Thursday traction, Tuesday titration. My hope is to assess through my objective report of your subjective conjecture whether this proprietary blend of expertise and seasonings works as well as this transorbital ice pick

Holistic ballistics, you got a a better idea? What, you think ideas spread because they’re good? No! They spread because people like them! So here we are once again, holding as it were, a mirror up to your mirror.

/ref (if you understand this, we’re besties)

Nope. Also if i need pan-dimensional gibberish, i snort SCP memery and just start typing.

It is very telling of tumblrs nature that i could start referencing pop culture of even the normoest degrees and get zero notes, but this (which i ASSUME its either a song, Hamilton 2, homestuck, warrior cats, or idfk @shencomix off his meds if he takes any? Or something about queer history which would be actually good) would be on @hellsite-hall-of-fame within the month.