#oh and also the network airing it acts like this Going To End Racism Forever by showing white cunts being annoying in a desert
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US sitcoms special episodes are always stuff like "oooh crossover with another show" or "christmas thing ! halloween thing !" meanwhile french sitcom special episodes are like "our cast of goofy wacky characters is having an adventure in another country we are going to stereotype the fuck out of. you best pray we didn't pick an african one. we picked an african one"
#the plot is always a) one of the characters is designated as The Resident Racist. doesn't want to be there. is grossed out by everything#ends the episode as the character who enjoyed the adventure the most and is Basically A Local Now#b) another one finds out he's got ancestry from that country somehow. maybe falls in love with a local woman who speaks 2 lines of dialogue#c) they all get so fucking sunburned#d) the entire time the soundtrack is bongos and reed flute#oh and also the network airing it acts like this Going To End Racism Forever by showing white cunts being annoying in a desert#if by chance the writers did Not decide they were gonna make racist caricatures of african life today and picked another place#it's england. they picked england. the places french sitcom characters are allowed to visit are africa or england
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Week 12-ish at home
Hello all! Here in Florida, many aspects of quarantine life are purportedly starting to change “out there,” in the world. In-house restaurant dining, salons, and misc businesses opened up a few weeks ago. And this week, on June 1st, even more businesses began normal operations - children’s day cares, for example. The beaches have opened. Public parks are open, although there are restrictions on playground equipment, etc. Most businesses have certain rules and restrictions in place, e.g. social distancing and mask usage. But yep, they’re open.
However, our family is NOT :) We have decided to act like nothing’s changed, at least for now - we would like to observe and see how things go “out there,” if the virus stays at a plateau in terms of numbers infected, etc., or if there is an upsurge. If there is an upsurge, we are concerned with seeing how severe or widespread it might get. In short - its too early for us. We have too many factors to consider in terms of immune issues, family members with multiple risk factors, etc. So, we continue on, living and learning within our own family unit. And thankfully for us - this is not a huge deal. Sure, we have our moments where we wish we could do regular things, like go hang around at a mall or a movie theater, or go visit a public playground. Oh, how we miss eating out. We REALLY miss seeing friends and having playdates - that part is hard. But - its okay. It won’t be forever.
So what are we doing these days?
I made air plant terrarium globes, and hung them around our breakfast area:
Vev participated in the virtual science fair through school, with his experiment on liquids, viscosity, and cohesion. We tested out water, soda water, and oil. I think he learned a good amount in the process!
We were excited when the U.S. Navy Blue Angels did a flyover in the South Florida region - and we got a killer view of the fighter jets as they zoomed over our backyard!!!
(Okay, I realize this picture isn’t that impressive - the Blue Angels are those series of dots on the blue part of the sky, surrounded by clouds. But trust me, watching them tear across the sky in that formation was awesome).
There’s been more pancake art...
We attended a really touching event a few weeks back - a five-year-old boy in our community is undergoing treatment for a terminal brain tumor. The entire community banded together, and threw him a socially-distanced celebration: a birthday parade comprised of fully-restored vintage cars and fancy, souped up muscle cars and vehicles. It was an awesome, meaningful, and poignant event.
On April 30th, I finally faced the reality that quarantine snacking was getting the better of me. I knew I had to make a change. So I went keto on May 1st, and kept it up for 30 days. It was honestly super hard. But I pulled through. There was a lot of eating like this.....
ramen soup with shirataki noodles
and.... basically just a ton of omelets.
I need to write an entire post - more like, a continuing series of posts - about how IN LOVE I am with my new Cricut Maker. I am OBSESSED with this marvelous contraption, and have thoroughly been enjoying my time with it while at home. I have made a couple of things thus far, and I can’t wait to show them to you. But by way of a teaser - here are some koala and panda-themed sleep masks I made for the kids....
And here is a little bandana bib I made for Pixel, who actually seemed to enjoy wearing it!
Pixel acquired a new perch in our home. For some reason, out of all the myriad cat beds we have bought her (memory foam, regular foam, fuzzy plush material, microfiber, etc.), her preferred toys and beds are all the ones made of corrugated cardboard. I have never quite understood why she’s so crazy about it - it looks, to my meager human eye, like a hard, cheap, NOT warm and fuzzy place to hang out. But, she’s crazy about it. So, I recently bought her this.
Based on the fact that she’s hardly moved from this spot in a month, except to eat 11 billion times a day - I’d say I have gotten my $12 worth already.
On the topics of cats, and crafting - my good friend Y had been telling me about her kitty and how he’s become the “loyal coworker,” since she and her family are all telecommuting these days for their jobs. Apparently, Shams the cat perches on her cardiologist father’s desk, and oversees his daily rounds using telemedicine apps to check on his patients. I decided to make Shams an appropriate coworker type outfit. And again, yet another cat has surprised us by happily wearing the ridiculous outfits we humans are making for them!
What a handsome gentleman :)
What else.... ah, so Mother’s Day came along, with its customary breakfast in bed for yours truly, delivered by some other handsome gentlemen I know.
Dr. Spouse elected to disregard my keto diet, and prepare me a tasty meal of refined carbs - which I hungrily guzzled in appreciation.
Last but not least, for this post anyway - I ran my first “virtual race,” which is this deal where you pay a registration fee and are sent a race bib, shirt, and medal, but its sort of an honor system where you run the race/distance and then post to social media if you wish. I ran a race called the “Crush Corona 5K”. The experience of virtual racing was great. My actual run on that day was surprisingly rough! I left my house way later than my ordinary running time, and it was an extraordinarily hot day... I totally overheated, and between being carb-starved on the keto diet and also seriously premenstrual (sorry, TMI) - I was really glad when the run was done. Oh well! The proceeds of my race benefitted a good cause - a fund for healthcare and essential workers who have been on the front lines of the Coronavirus pandemic. And bigger picture, I dedicated my race to my “Run Buchandi Run” race series which has been raising funds for the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research. I also ran in memory of Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor, and George Floyd, and the missions of the #blacklivesmatter movement to end systemic racism generally, and police brutality against African Americans specifically.
Multiple missions and causes, same heart. They all overlap after all - we are all connected humans, and despite this, minorities in this country are not appreciated for being essential to our society, are also at higher risk of most health conditions, and have to live in fear of unjust targeting by law enforcement and other systems. I believe it’s possible for us to make our personal efforts in the service of building awareness of this entire network of issues. My heart - and my legs! - worked in service of this.
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