#oh also you too lippie <3

[machiavellli]

Lip oils recommendations🍒✨

@gufu-vire I’ve always wanted to this, thanks for the opportunity 😌

From the most expensive to the cheapest…

I. Clarins Lip Comfort Oil - 30$

I’ve tried those two shades (Cherry and Pitaya) for months now and those are simply amazing. 1. The color is so pretty and it absolutely doesn’t get into the lines of your lips. 2. Very hydrating, I have crusty dry lips and I can use this on a daily basis without having my lips dry at the end of the day. Also the container doesn’t leak! Lovely soft candy smell too! My only complain is the price…worth it yes, but so expensive. Wide range of shades. 9.5/10

II. Gisou Honey Infused Hydrating Lip Oil - 28$

I would eat those for breakfast. They are so shiny, so tasty and the colors are beautiful. I’ve only tried those two shades, Mango Passion Punch and Watermelon sugar, and oh my if they have a good taste and smell, never had a lip oil smell THIS good. Also, this is so hydrating, really. Your lips are going to be SO SMOOTH (so comfortable), it works just like the most hydrating lip balm you could possibly find. I am so glad they did this tinted version, because I couldn’t bare the smell of the original one (it smells like fried food and even if that hydrating, I couldn’t use it😭). The best lip oil I’ve ever had (I only had those for a week, but I’ve been using them constantly, but in case something goes wrong in the future, I’ll do an update here). Also very expensive, but shut up and take my money for this. And again, SO SHINY OMG. 10/10

III. CLINIQUE Almost Lipstick - 25$

This is not actually a lip oil, like, not totally, because it is still emollient like an oil and also I wanted to talk about it since it was everywhere last year. The color got me obsessed with berry lip tints, it changed my idea of “ideal color” forever. Still, I expected so much better. I have dry lips, as I mentioned before, and this isn’t hydrating enough and for a product of THAT price it isn’t really acceptable. My lips always crack after not even thirty minutes, the trick is to put underneath a basic transparent lip balm and voilà, but you know…in italy I payed even more than in the us for this product and I was disappointed (30€ which is way more that 25$). The black honey from clique was a cultural reset and I shall try one day the liquid form, hopefully that will be more hydrating. Still, the color on the lips is so beautiful yet natural. Not sentenced. 7/10

IV. Pacifica GLOW STICK Lip Oil - 11$

This is what the Clinique one should’ve been. I originally bought this because I was searching for a dupe of the black honey and, oh my, if I striked right (I bought this one before the og). The effect on the lips is the SAME, you can’t tell them apart, the shade is Crimson Crush. Also, this one really does the job, it is hydrating, not as much as other presented here before, but it works well and the price is good! Not sentenced. There are also other very cute shades. Also I think that a stick lip oil is genius. 9/10

V. NYX FAT OIL LIP DRIP - 9$

This one almost feels like a lip gloss from how glossy it is. Also the shades can be either sheer, a slight tint, or also almost a full color. I have the shades Status Update and That’s Chic and I used them a lot this summer. The color doesn’t last too long, but it a lip oil what do you expect, it’s transferable. Not sentenced. Can get in the lines of your lips. Very pretty overall, very good price and also great shade range (I want to try some more of those uhh). Container doesn’t leak! A very solid 8/10

VI. Essence hydra kiss LIP OIL - like 3-4$

Lovely lip oil, the formula is very comfortable and soooooo hydrating. An awkesome every day lippie and colors are very nice. I have no complains except one: the container leaks. I can’t bring it anymore with me because it has become all sticky on the outside, thankfully we had a long run before this, I’m almost out of it anyway (I ate it gnam😀) . Not sentenced. Otherwise, sooo good! 7.99/10 for the container not the product

VII. Essence Cranberry tinted lip oil - also 3-4$

This lip oil is THAT GIRL. Amazing, so surprised the first time I tried and now look at us, at the second empty bottle, hoping to find another one somewhere, since it is hard to find it in store. So hydrating and you get the cutest tint!! Essence never does one wrong when it comes to shiny lips and I love them for that. The container doesn’t leak!! Not sentenced. 10/10!

Thanks for coming to my ted talk hihi🫶

[madisonhunn]

May 12- Uffizi… oh wow

Uh… quite literally a very intense place to go to near the beginning of this program. So much to see, and so much absolutely fantastic things to gawk at like a fool…

I won’t lie, something about being inside places like this makes my heart swell. I have an insatiable urge for knowledge and something about art and history (imagine putting those together, what?!) that makes me absolutely writhe in every way possible. It’s not even a fully satisfiable, since I want to know everything. Every single little thing.

With that in mind, what an incredible place to get lost in. I would have stayed all day if time wasn’t so cruel. It’s hard for me to even pull out favorites, too, since it felt like no room was safe from me becoming giddy.

But I will pick a couple…

There is no lack of Annunciation scenes, but Leonardo’s is… gorgeous. My picture is lackluster and not good since those rooms were frustratingly packed full. However, the detail is absolutely insane up close. From the thinness of the veil draped along the book stand, to the softness of the landscape in the background, to the vibrancy of the clothing the figures are wearing, everything is working together to display this scene in the most striking way. And looking at the way he paints Gabriel’s gaze… so intense and purposeful. UGH!

Another… is Artemisia Gentileschi’s Judith Beheading Holofernes. Max, Ella, and I jumped up and down in a circle like a bunch of nerds when we came across it. That’s also why the image I took for reference, uh, looks the way it does. This painting is so fluid and full of action. I can almost hear it. The blood pouring and flying is telling of intense physical struggle, if the faces and bodies of the figures weren’t enough to tell you that. The contrast between the dark Caravaggio-esque background and the brightness of their clothing and the white sheets of the bed, make this scene really pop out at you. Also, seriously, that blood is literally insane.

In order:

1. Little dragon!

2. Water… details from Piero Del Pollaiolo’s Temperance, 1470

3. Up close details from Filippo Lippi’s Madonna and Child with Two Angels, 1460-1465

4. Do you think they’re twins or they just have the same face? A section from Botticelli’s Madonna of the Pomegranate, 1487

5. Cupid and Psyche, the subject of my text-adventure game that I made for one of my classes last semester!

6. Sooooo blue. Filippino Lippi’s Adoration of the Child, 1478-1480

7. Gabriel from Leonardo’s Annunciation, 1472-1475

8. The Virgin from Leonardo’s Annunciation, 1472-1475

9. Titian’s Venus of Urbino, 1534

10. Artemisia’s Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1612-1613

[taetaesangel]

SOMEHOW I MISSED THIS ??? I feel so honored omg 🥹 thank u nana ily !!!!

Tag game and tagged by sweetest ever @bitchlessdino

rules: write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions.

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No order to mine! Limiting to two per group or it’d just be like two groups LMAO

1. Taehyung (BTS)

2. Jimin (BTS)

3. Seokmin (Seventeen)

4. Minghao (Seventeen)

5. Haseul (LOONA)

6. Kim Lip (LOONA)

7. Juyeon (The Boyz)

8. Seonghwa (Ateez)

9. Mina (Twice)

10. Chaeyoung (Twice)

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1. between 1&4 who would you rather kiss?

MY GOD starting off strong 😵‍💫 okay okay, while tae is my ultimate bias and the loml I *do * think about hao’s lips way too often …. so minghao ✨

2. Between 2&7 who would be your best friend?

oof gotta be jimin, i don’t think i could stay friends with juyeon (like i don’t think we’d click in a platonic way if that makes sense??) … jimin and i would easily bond over chisme and our sense of humor, for sure

3. Between 5&10 who has the better voice?

ahghhh chae is my girl and is a real ace but haseul for sure has the best voice, have you heard that woman sing?? she could make twinkle twinkle sound like a masterpiece

4. Between 1&8 who is the funniest?

lol neither are drop dead hilarious on their own but there would never be a dull moment with tae 😭 like he’d pull a face and have me dying

5. Between 6&9 who would you date?

BITCHSGFGG okay lippie is THAT girl but something abt mina has always charmed me, from my earliest days into kpop…i’d be a nervous wreck but taking her on a date would be my greatest accomplishment 😭

6. Between 9&10 who would you do a collaboration with?

A MICHAENG SUBUNIT WOULD EAT, CAN’T WE HAVE THAT INSTEAD <//////3 i guess in an alternate universe where i pursued music i’d love to work with chaeng, she’s so creative and fun and i think working on smth in the studio would be so fun with her !!

7. Between 4&8 who is the better dancer?

not these sexy lanky b^tches 😭 this is so hard wait, bc obviously hao has this incredible background in bboy and shines in performance team, BUT HWA can absolutely hold his own and is an incredible performer in ateez …. omg ok after careful consideration i think i’d vote for seonghwa (i’m surprised too!) bc his talent plus his stage presence and expressions make him so captivating every time he’s on stage

8. Between 3&5 who would you most likely marry?

BOTHBOTHBOTHBOTH PLEASE GOD 😭 seokmin or haseul ……… phewwww 😥 they’re both perfect marriage material, that’s wild …. ok for a) the superficial reason that i’m straight and b) the fact that he’s my ideal type, i have to go for seokmin (as if you have to try hard to convince me LOL) but haseul my beloved, call me anytime !!

9. Between 1&7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

my heart <333 ok i feel like tae would be so annoying LOL he’d be so needy but also frustrating to work with, like doing what he wants and juyeon… *dreamy sigh* he’d be so pliant and sweet, wanting to get well and listen to my directions and stare into my eyes …. OKAY NEXT-

10. Between 2&3 who has the better smile?

IMPOSSIBLE …. jimin or seokmin???? sweet angel lovely baby or bright eyesmile sunshine boy ??? just purely based on serotonin levels, it has to go to jimin because his happiness is mine … but they’re such different smiles that this question is so silly to me idk onto the last !!

11. Between 6&8 who would you vacation with?

OH B a vacation with kim lip would be so fun, we’d have a blast 😭😭 she’s such a dork and loves to have fun visiting places but also she’d be down to chill and have downtime, yeah i’m picking her for sure hehe

this was my first ask thing!! thank u again nana for the tag <3 makes me feel like i actually have friends on this app lol (sob)

ok i can only tag writers i love bc idk anyone else so guys! if u see this feel free to ignore bc you’re busy on here but ily and hope you’re well!!

@ssentimentals @husbandhoshi @sluttyminghao

[bu99erfly]

KIM LIP ♡ (220628)

[pourcap]

thoughts: pg chapter 14

(...) some kind of self-preservation had apparently prevented Damen from rolling inward during the night; from throwing his arm over Laurent’s torso and drawing them together to make the small tent seem larger than it was. it's crazy to me that laurent probably wouldn't even have gone violent over this, if it had happened

As a result, Damen was in possession of all his limbs, and even had his clothing restored to him. well, okay, damen doesn't seem to agree with my assessment above lol

jord is probably the least hateful person in all of the kingdoms <3

In the men’s eyes the feat was reflected as the wild, impossible thing it was—their Prince vanishing for two days, then appearing out of the night with a sackful of prisoners thrown over his shoulder, tossing them at the feet of his troop and saying: You wanted them? Here they are. honestly, laurent and damen both sound terrifying lol

'Thirty to one, at least,’ said Damen. love how he made sure to mention that hhh

Paschal snorted. Then he said, ‘It’s a good thing you’re doing, standing with him. Staying with him, when you have no love for this country. i really don't think i'll be able to handle laurent finding out who damen is :(

It would not be like this again. man, damen makes me so sad. i know he wants to be home more than anything, but it also feels kind of wistful, the way he thinks about these past few weeks. as usual, my heart aches for him

'Here,’ said Damen. ‘Let me.' damen recognizing how exhausted laurent is and immediately offering his help... i'm crying

'Stiff?’ said Damen, casually. "casually"... right

Laurent said, ‘The soldiers in Kastor’s army are trained in massage?' haha he's so lippy

'Too intimate?’ Damen said. Slowly, he was kneading Laurent’s shoulders. He did not usually think of himself as someone with suicidal impulses. Laurent did not relax at all, just stood unmoving. i love this <3 but also, damen does not think of himself as having suicidal impulses? "i speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart" was literally the first thing he said to laurent lol

i wish laurent could let himself be comfortable :( obv i know why he can't, but i feel so sorry for him every time he tries to hide all of his emotions/physical reactions/etc.

ohhh damen is such a softie

When Laurent turned to face him, his eyes were dark. His lips were parted uncertainly. He had lifted his hand to his own shoulder, as though chasing a ghost touch there. He did not look exactly relaxed, but the movement did look a little easier. As if realising that, Laurent said, almost awkwardly, ‘Thank you.' (...) oh god. i love him so much. i forget sometimes that he's... 19? 20? and he's been entirely on his own for so long, left alone with his trauma that he hasn't had the chance to work through because he's been preoccupied with trying to avoid being killed by his uncle... it's painful to think about why he is the way he is

'Your eyes say, “For now,”’ Laurent said. ‘Your eyes have always said, “For now.”' i don't know how to express how much i love this sentence

'I’d still be here,’ said Damen, ‘with you. I told you that I would see this border dispute through to its finish. Do you think I’d go back on my word?’ ‘No,’ said Laurent, almost as if he was realising it for the first time. (...) I LOVE THEM. i love their conversations so much. never a dull moment, so much angst, so much pain, but they match each other so well that there's always a bit of hope for a better future for both of them too <3

Damen found he’d moved without realising it, his fingers lifting to touch the bruised edge of Laurent’s jaw. He said, ‘The man who did this to you.' does damen ever think about what he wants to do before he does it???

'No. Wait. I . . . wait.' laurent is SO different around damen that sometimes i genuinely can't comprehend that this is the same laurent from book 1

'What Govart said about my brother and I . . . it wasn’t true.' auguste !!! (also, what an abrupt change of subject...? interesting. and, of course, fuck govart and the regent and anyone else who's ever burdened laurent with all of these stupid rumors. how fucking gross of his uncle, when it was him all along, to lie like this. plus, if he's using i*ncest/p*edophilia as a means to ruin laurent's repuation, then that means he knows what he's been doing to all of these boys is disgusting, so...???? i don't get it. he's the fucking worst and i want him to die.)

'I mean that whatever . . . whatever taint exists in my family, Auguste was free of it.' i am about to cry. these books are ruining me :(

(...) 'You remind me of him. He was the best man I have ever known. You deserve to know that, as you deserve at least a fair . . . In Arles, I treated you with malice and cruelty. I will not insult you by attempting to atone for deeds with words, but I would not treat you that way again. I was angry. Angry, that isn’t the word.’ It was bitten off; a jagged silence followed. WHAT. WHAT????? oh my god i AM crying lol

this is so fucking sad i feel so horrible for laurent

also, what a HUGE compliment????

incredible that all this time, laurent has been beginning to really appreciate damen and damen didn't even realize :((((

i had to put this book down for a moment lol

Laurent said steadily, ‘I have your oath that you will see this border skirmish through to its end? Then you have mine: stay with me until this thing is done, and I will take off the cuffs and the collar. I will release you willingly. We can face each other as free men. Whatever is to fall out between us can do so then.' i am SO sad. i don't want them to separate and i absolutely do not want them to fight each other :(

god. what a chapter.

[dreaming-of-assclass]

Oooohh a new ask game!! 👀

If nobody has asked yet, can you do Chiba and Nakamura for the association game?? If one of them is already taken, maybe Kaho instead for the remaining option hehehe 😶

Also I'm praying for your exams to go well, Zaina 💜💕

Thank you so much 💗💕💕 You’re the best 💜 and yessss omg I’ll do all three <3 I hope this is ok bestie!!

Chiba

LMAOOO HAD TO USE THE ONLY PIC OF HIS EYES

Random things I associate with him:

Baggy clothes

Sleeping on his stomach

Carrying a portable phone charger every time he goes out

Green apples

Window shopping but only choosing to reward himself with something after he feels he was productive (like getting a good grade)

Rough, choppy ocean waves

Loving the scent of fresh laundry

Very white teeth

Practicing eyeliner when he’s bored

Is a pro at sweeping

Threatens to use Okajima as target practice

Song rec based on him:

Ride by Lana Del Rey

I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast

I am alone at midnight

Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble, but I

I've got a war in my mind

So, I just ride

Nakamura

Random things I associate with her:

Classic early 2000’s movies (Mean Girl, Legally Blonde)

Kehlani and Jhene Aiko

Feeling really hot whenever she sleeps or wears anything past one layer

Sneaker collection

Body scrubs and exfoliators

Having millions of laptop stickers

Studying at cafes

Unbuttoning her jeans when she’s done eating, even if she’s in public lmao

Ripping mail and letters open like she’s a feral animal

Song rec based on her:

Honey by Kehlani

'Cause I'm a beautiful wreck

A colorful mess, but I'm funny

Oh, I'm a heartbreak vet

With a stone-cold neck, yeah, I'm charmin'

Kaho

Random things I associate with her:

Takes aesthetic pics of her meals before eating

Huge lippie collection

Active on social media but only really talks to her 5 closest friends

Hugs from behind <3

Butterflies (metamorphosis)

Cold hands and feet

R&B love songs

Needs to watch Disney movies whenever she’s upset

Giant bunny slippers

Will take notes in pink and purple just to spite her male classmates

Puts spices on even fruit slices

Scented candles

Playground swings

Song rec based on her:

While We’re Young by Jhene Aiko

I'm tellin' everybody you're mine and I like it

And I really hope you don't mind, I can't fight it

No, you know I cannot hide it 'cause I am so excited

AND!!

Know Better/Forever Boy by Ariana Grande

Never been with a boy more than six months

I couldn't do it, got too used to it

Ain't nobody ever kept my attention

Listen to the rest 😏 it really reminds me of her, Chiba, Maehara, and Seo

[tzuyuscloud]

It's Kim Lip's Birthday!! So I was thinking if I can request an idol kim lip scenario where her gf is a known singer-songwriter released a song "Lover" (by Taylor Swift) exactly on 12 am of lippie's bday as a gift. Overnight it charted on different music streaming platforms, many fans left a heartwarming comments and praise their relationship as a couple. Later that day, her and kimlip had a date for her birthday. They talked a lot since lip was busy the past few weeks then the reader's gift was brought to the topic.

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 500+ FOLLOWERS!!!

Sorry this took so so longgg

5...4....3...2..1...

Y/n counted down the seconds until midnight when her new song that she wrote for her girlfriend, Jungeun, for her birthday. She stayed up for a while to watch the reviews and all the comments filling the chat for the lyric video, but before she knew it she was waking up to over 10 millions views in only a few hours.

"oh my goodness" she gasped. Scrolling through all the positive comments and seeing the attention gain she got on her social media from the one song. Y/n read through the many comments that were about her relationship with Jungeun. Despite y/n being a well-known singer and songwriter, everyone adored her relationship with Jungeun.

After going through everything, responding to comments and emails from interviews, y/n got up from her spot in the bed and gathered her stuff for her shower. She was planning on making dinner for Jungeun tonight since it was her birthday.

Y/n: Happy birthday baby! Dinner at my house tonight. I'll pick you up at 6 ♡

Meanwhile, Jungeun had just been waking up from her deep sleep, being that she was up all night waiting for the release of y/n's new song. She knew the song was about her the minute she looked up the lyrics, replaying it multiple times after until she fell asleep listening to it.

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It was two minutes before 6 and Jungeun was running around the house like a chicken with no head looking for her shoes. Right as she found one of her silver heels the doorbell had rang. She whipped her head towards the door, probably giving herself whiplash, before sprinting to the door. Checking her hair in the nearby mirror and making sure she looked nice before opening the door for y/n who stood with a bouquet of assorted chocolates and flowers.

"hey gorgeous! Happy birthday" y/n leaned in placing a kiss on Jungeun's soft lips. "Thank you, love" she blushed. Y/n walked into the house while Jungeun got her shoes on and placed the flowers in a vase with water so that they would survive for a while.

Y/n knew Jungeun was bad with plants, but you still wanted to give her a few. Soon enough, they arrived at y/n's house where y/n had set up a whole meal for Jungeun. Jungeun was in shock as she admired the decorations, food and record player that had y/n newest single playing on a loop. "Aww baby. You already got it on a vinyl?" Jungeun's hands covered her mouth dramatically while tears threatened to spill.

"you are so special to me, love. And I will do anything for you, and I'm also very very happy that you liked the song because you inspired every word. I will write you a million more just to show you how much I love you" Y/n confessed before pulling the blonde into a tight hug where her body started shaking from the tears.

Jungeun sniffed out a small, "I love you so much y/n" causing the other woman to smile widely.

"I love you too, baby"

[heeberry]

She’s Not With You

(Loona) Ha Sooyoung x Gender Neutral!Reader

Requested: yes!

Berry: hey! i luv ur blog<3 could you please do yves x reader where she gets super jealous/possessive bc reader has been spending more time w lip?

A laugh suddenly escaped your lips, your eyes closed as you couldn’t control yourself at the very moment. Jungeun soon cracked a laugh with you, clapping her hands when the video the two of you watched together had ended.

You leaned onto her, wiping the tears from your eyes when you calmed down and spoke, “we should watch another one” making Jungeun quickly nod, jumping to the next video.

It was currently Saturday in the afternoon, you had visited Loona’s dorm like you always did since you were a well known visitor. As soon as Jungeun opened the door for you, you couldn’t help but to jump into her arms, engulfing her into a big hug after not seeing her for days. She had been busy with a packed schedule, so when today was her day off you were quick to see her.

Of course you were there for your girlfriend, Sooyoung. But you couldn’t find said girl anywhere. Before sitting with Jungeun you greeted everyone as you looked corner after corner and seeing no sign of your girlfriend, you took this as a assumption that she probably had to be called in for schedule, forgetting to text you about it.

Sending her a quick message, you jumped onto the couch with Jungeun, which led you to this very moment.

Jungeun suddenly laughed out loud, making you look at her with a smile that was about to burst into pure laughter with her. You didn’t how you ended up here, going into a deep hole of videos that were reccomanded for you on youtube. Being too engrossed with what you were watching, you hadn’t noticed someone step into the dorm with a frown.

It was none other than Ha Sooyoung. Coming back from a hectic schedule all she wanted was to rest with you, leaning by your side and falling asleep. Though, when she opened the door with the spare keys she had she frowned at the first thing she saw.

You leaned onto Jungeun, the two of you breaking into laugher every second like you’ve inhaled some laughing gas. Sooyoung couldn’t help but to feel her heart drop, her body filled with different emotions that she couldn’t describe. She knew that the two of you had a close bond, never bothered whenever you spent time with her. You are your own person, so why would she stop you from being with your friends?

It got to a point where Sooyoung felt a burn in her heart. Everytime you came over you immediately went to Jungeuns side, making her slowly turn jealous. The way you hung out with her made Sooyoung think that you’ve developed some sort of a crush on your best friend. Thoughts soon spinned in her head, making a frustrated sigh leave her lips before walking toward the two of you.

Sensing a presence next to you, you smiled “Sooyoung!” You happily cheered, engulfing her into a hug. Jungeun greeted the girl causally but her eyes were glued to the screen.

You pulled away after not feeling her arms wrap around you. “Are you okay?” You whispered, making Sooyoung only scoff in response. Raising an eyebrow at her actions you turned back to the screen, thinking about what had happened to your girlfriend. Maybe she had a hard day? You thought.

Jungeun soon wrapped her arm around you, trying to maintain her laughes as she squeezed you everytime she was about to. You didn’t mind, knowing how much the two of you had your stomach twist whenever you chuckled too much for your own liking.

As much as you didn’t mind there was someone who definitely did. Sooyoung was surprised, she was only right next to you how come you acted like she wasn’t? And the fact that you accepted Jungeun’s affection, leaning onto her slowly made her frustrated once again.

It hurt her more than it frustrated her. That’s why she didn’t talk as her body already seemed to do it for her. Sooyoung unwrapped Jungeun’s arm around you with force, making her turn with confusion. You slowly got off of her, concern written on your face. Sooyoung looked at you while also giving Jungeun the side eye.

Jungeun soon sighed at the older, knowing what was coming next, she quickly got up and left. Plus she didn’t wanna get involved with whatever argument that’s about surface but she knew her name was gonna get thrown in there anyway. Mind as well not witness the moment, she thought.

“Do you like her or something?” Sooyoung asked with a harsh tone, making you widen your eyes.

Never have you seen your girlfriend this mad over something, it almost looked like smoke was coming out of her ears. Surely it made you scared, freezing up at her question because of the harsh tone she said it by.

Instead of talking you shook your head in response, of course in denial. “Then how come you never hang out with me anymore y/n?” Sooyoung frowned, “I don’t mind that you spend time with lip but you’ve been doing it too much that you barely noticed your own girlfriend, who may I add, LIVES in this dorm too”

“You aren’t with her, your with me. But it doesn’t seem like it when the two of you cling onto each other like a newly married couple!”

Speechless, oh how your lips were sealed like glue. She was right and you didn’t notice until now. How oblivious could I be? You thought, now realizing how much time you’ve spent with Jungeun.

You spent so much time with your best friend that you felt like you neglected your girlfriend for the past few days.

You watched as Sooyoung rambled on and on, fustrated but you heard the sense of hurt in her voice. It made you frown, stopping her rambling by giving her nothing but a hug.

It wasn’t the best thing to do, since she was angry with you. But it sure did do something.

Inhaling her scent made you feel less overwhelmed by the words she kept hitting you with. Sooyoung shut her mouth when she suddenly felt warmth engulf her, immediately wrapped her arms around you.

It was silent, the sound of the two of you breathing was the only thing you heard. You saw her members peak their head out the door, hearing the commotion go as quiet as a library.

Jungeun mouthed if the two of you made up, making you slightly shake your head, you had to make it up to her.

You felt hot tears stain your sweater, making you let go of her in a instant. “Sooyoung” you whispered, “Listen I’m sorry”

Wiping the tears away from her cheek with your hands you gave her a warm smile. “I didn’t mean to hang out with lippie more, I thought you were always busy whenever I came over. Seeing how focused you were whenever you were using your phone and such, I thought you’d want some space since you had lots of schedules”

“I hadn’t realized you felt this way, and I’m sorry. I don’t like Jungeun at all by the way, I’m sorry it came out that way” you lowly mumbled, but it was audible for the girl to hear.

You grabbed her hand and led her to her room, where the two of you easily fell on the bed. Her arms wrapped around you, stained tears on her cheek and the imaginary smoke that came out her ears disappearing into thin air.

“It’s okay, I didn’t mean to snap at you earlier either.” She deeply sighed, “it’s just, I miss being able to hang with you and seeing you and Jungeun-”

You shushed her by placing a finger on her lips, shaking your head. “It’s all in the past, I’m with you now and always will be”

Sooyoung smiled at you, your heart just about to jump out your chest. She giggled at the light tint of blush that covered your cheeks, pulling you closer to kiss you.

You were glad, resolving the problem quickly and being able to calm her down. You didn’t blame her, realizing your actions and putting yourself into her shoes. Of course you’d feel neglected if Sooyoung hung out with her best friend more than you.

The two of you pulled away moments later, you rested your head on her chest. “I love you” you suddenly said, “I love you so much.”

“And I’ll never make you feel like your being neglected again, never ever again”

[jw-horror-stories]

Part of me wishes to see a deconstruction of Paradise and all the complications it would follow. Things including:

Two people of rival factions suddenly appearing in the same battlefield they died on (Palestinian vs IDF Soldier, IRA vs Loyalist, etc etc.). Anyone who has even the vaguest idea of these conflicts know that one is quick to point to the other for atrocities or imperialism or what have you.

Construction accidents. With all their talk about re-building society from the ground up, at some point something will fail. The rope holding the lumber may fail, the tree being cut may land on the wrong direction, someone might slip and fall into concrete, etc. Construction site accidents are pretty fucking grisly. How does the living forever bit even happen?

Gay couples who live happy, prosperous lives suddenly being straight? How the hell will that be addressed? You don't just wipe the gay away, Earl. Some of these couples even adopt children, or make use of a surrogate. Explain that shit to me. Where's my answers?

Anyone with a modicum of understanding of linguistic history will know that an individual from 12th century Britain will speak very different from a British individual in the 21st century just to name one example. The problem only gets exacerbated when we're dealing with the Big Names (the Patriarch Abraham, the Apostles, and Paul to name a few) who speak an entirely different language that we're only (relatively) recently now re-constructing (Modern Hebrew is going to be different from ancient Hebrew).

You think over-population is bad now? Well what happens when the birth rate far exceeds the death rate of 0? Hunger might be gone, but resources are still very finite. At some point you'll have to address the lack of space for your garden retreat. And no, we're not just going to try and evenly distribute land and resources. We tried that shit. It failed many times.

I'm sure at some point someone will be a little too lippy and ask one too many questions. What, will they suddenly disappear like in China? Anyone who has worked on a group project knows it's difficult to get 3 people to cooperate. Dropping law after law never worked on a local level, you think it'll work on a global scale?

The rules of who does or doesn't get resurrected is in and of itself kinda bullshit (I'm being generous). The quiet JW kid who couldn't take it anymore and offs themself would be resurrected, but the significantly louder JW kid who also couldn't take it anymore and left but then became prosperous? Oh they dead.

This shit here is how people eventually justify mass murder. "They were non-believers!" some would say. Spanish Inquisition II: Electric Boogaloo.

Any and all ideas are welcome. I'm probably not going to actually write the story, so i guess the idea is free for anyone else to use.

-Mod Degurechaff, I feel like I've done this before?

[girlgrouptrash101]

Dating Poly!LipSoul

Request: “Dating Poly!LipSoul and Poly!ViSeul, please! I'll wait until Olivia is of age to request HyeWon😅”

A/N: a sad life pretending LipSoul aren’t divorced while I was writing this smh

- C

I don't think you're ready for the chaos that is about to ensure when it comes to LipSoul I really don't

Did someone order one tsundere and a girl that makes dinosaur noises for attention??? no??? well you're getting it anyway <3

both you and Jinsoul's favourite pastime is embarassing Lippie, her reactions always make it worth it

she literally stands there like... I don't know these guys as you and Jinsoul scream vine references at each other from across the supermarket

all the other shoppers are just there like 👁️👄👁️

but you both know Lip loves you guys anyways, the big grin on her face a complete contrast from her playfully scolding words

When Jinsoul's hungry and she tries to deafen you and Kim Lip with her aegyo... like damn let's just eAt okay we GET IT FJDJDJ

(but neither of you will ever admit just quite how cute she is,,, though you and Lippie are ever so whipped)

Kim Lip going super mom mode whenever you or Soul gets sick

"hey guys what's up- OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST COUGH BABY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME JINSOUL SOUP NOW GO GO GO GO"

she just doesn't like seeing either of you unwell, and with her undivided attention, you and Jinsoul always get better in no time :]

Your dates are rare enough due to work and schedules, so you three tend to go on more adventurous dates when you can to make the most of your time

one of your favourite locations is probably the zoo, all of you just getting way too excited to see the animals jfjdjs

(ft. Jinsoul stretching her neck and sticking her tongue out to imitate the giraffes when you finally reach their enclosure)

the best bit is when Lippie loses her reservations and just enjoys herself, taking both yours and Jinsoul's hands and skipping around, getting excited whenever she sees one of her favourite animals 🥺

If you guys don't feel like going out, staying at home works just as well,,,, getting a takeaway and playing board games until like 2am also sounds like a fun time

except for when monopoly arguments almost ended your relationship... let's just stick to snakes and ladders or Uno or sumn oKay???

PDA is kept to a minimum until one you guys sleepy after a long day n then it doesn't matter who's watching y'all just tired and need hugs

speaking up hugs,,, Jinsoul just opens her arms and you two fall into her, girlie is the best for bear hugs

she also loves to be in the middle of your cuddle piles when she can be, nothing makes her happier than holding her two babies close

also you and Kim Lip being like let's not go wild with presents this Christmas okay??? gotta save??? and Jinsoul is like hehe yeah sure and then buys you both like a fucking planet each or something

but then you and Lippie save up to buy Jinsoul the new gundam she wanted and my god,,, the TEARS when she opened it 🥺🥺 soulie was just not expecting it at all uwu

CEOs of sharing each others clothes like what even is owning your own stuff

especially Lippie like she loves wrapping herself up in yours a Jinsoul's clothes, it makes her feel all fluffy and soft heheh

matching pyjamas that jinsoul picked out and Kim lip is like.... you really want me to wear that but eventually ,,, with enough of your pouting and Jinsoul's eyebrow thing she gives in hehe

baking dates that tend to be you and Jinsoul vibing and Kim lip having a panic attack every time you dAre stray from the recipe

but then it turns out good and she's like 💅💅💅 that was all me don't even know what you mean I made these myself xoxo don't be jealous

Roadtrips!!!

you guys like to go on little trips to the most secluded places where you know there aren't that many people around so you won't be disturbed

n you book a nice lil hotel room and spend a few days exploring the area, you guys love to go to little seaside towns especially

late night walks on the beach, the cold sea water just reaching your toes as you three walk hand in hand

then getting up early to head out and buy the most fresh fruit from the local market, living in your own little world with the two girls you love the most

It's often been discussed that, in the future, you three would definitely want to live in a little lodge near the sea, with the most beautiful seaside view and gorgeous little garden

for now though, you know they're priority is their idol career and you support them 100% through that

plus you get free tickets to every loonaverse concert and cinema theory event etc I mean what more could you ask for

Also be prepared Choerry is basically your child now I'm sorry I don't make the rules that's just how it is

Kim Lip CEO of being really reserved and then sometimes just out of nowhere comes out with how much she loves both of you so much and you and Jinsoul are like 🥺🥺🥺

ft Jinsoul saying ‘I Love You’ 3474985309457 times per hour

overall 10/10 best girlfriends would reccommend lipsoul for top tier cuddles and endless uwus

NSFW From Here:

Either of them can top if they really want to, it just depends on the mood or who's feeling what

usually Jinsoul takes the lead, but she isn't very rough, just super duper loving

will literally spend forever kissing all over you and Lippie, just looking at you both with the most loving eyes because she's so whipped

Kim Lip would be more likely to top when she's pissed off and wants nothing more than to just hear you and Jinsoul scream her name to calm her down

Kim Lip's neck and collarbones are her most sensitive places, mark her up there please and THANK YOU

for Jinsoul, it's her thighs, nothing drives her crazier than you or Lippie marking her up there, it just makes her legs shake from the sensitivity

Jinsoul being so fucking loud like don't ever do shit at the from unless you want every single member to hear you guys

one time Jinsoul went out and bought a strap on,,, completely red faced the whole time and so embarrassed to bring it home

but when she showed you what she bought, Kim Lip was like "come on then let's try it out" like girlie was completely unphased

and that was when Lippie found out what her new favourite toy was oop

Let Jinsoul sit on your face and she will be ever so happy, she gets so whiny,,, especially when you grab her thighs and just let her use you to get herself off

ok I really think we need to talk about Kim lips hands now I mean,,, not that you wouldn't mind them being wrapped around your throat but like.... you wouldn't mind them being wrapped around your throat

I feel like Lippie in public would either be super reserved or such a tease, her hand inching further and further up your thigh until either you or Jinsoul would be squirming in your seats

just depends on her mood tbh,,,, soulie wouldn't initiate anything in public but would definitely find it hard to sit still if you or Lip started something

aftercare can be anything from showering, to a bath, to just being pulled in to a cuddle pile by a rather sweaty, yet very blissed out Jung Jinsoul

[fiveisnumber1]

Oh those teen!Penn scenarios are amazing. I definitely think it would be funny pre-Runaway Five cuz there's this kid who's a spitting image of Five and Reader and he has to pretend it's some big coincidence for as long as he can get away with it.

And post Runaway Five it would be just as funny cuz the Teen!UA have no perception of what's going to happen so Penn's very existence is shocking for them but also somewhat sad.

I feel they'd see his random ticks. Like he frowns and twitches in irritation the Exact same way Five does when he can't figure out a problem. And his laugh is exactly the same as Reader's to the point that Diego sometimes has a heart attack and runs into the parlor to find Reader but instead it's Penn there. And one time Vanya is making Five's nightly PB and M sandwiches and Penn is in the kitchen too and looking eagerly l and then her eyes fill with tears cuz he looks so much like Five did when making himself a sandwich; so eagerly childlike amidst his stoicness. It's the only thing young!Five allowed himself to enjoy so openly and Penn inherited his love of them too. So Vanya promises him she'll make him one too and Penn just BEAMS the way Reader used to when Vanya finished playing one of her new songs for her and Penn gives her a hug with a "Thanks Auntie V" and it's just so so hard for Vanya to not cry. And Ben comes across Penn bookmarking the pages in a book the same way Reader did and Penn looks at him with concern the same way she used to as well and he misses her so much because she understood him and he misses Five too because he was the only sibling that did his best every mission to make sure Ben didn't have to use his powers and that the rest of them killed the criminals without the horrors being needed. Just the Hargreeves noticing Reader and Five in Penn and missing them even more cuz we need that angst.

However, I feel like Penn would be an uncontrollable little shit regarding Reggie. Penn absolutely loathes his grandfather (all the Hargreeves cousins do). Reginald finds out about this superpowered kid and thinks it's Five come back cuz he sees the flash of blue from the blink. But then he sees Penn who snorts derisively when he sees Reggie.

Reginald: Interesting. You're not Number Five. Who are you?

Penn: No one you need to concern yourself with.

Reginald: Have his lippy attitude too

Penn: His and Mom's

Reginald: His son then? Makes sense Reader would be your mother. They did have a special connection to each other and she was worse than him when it came to that sharp tongue.

Penn: *sarcastically* Nothing you don't deserve. Much less, actually.

Reginald: *ignoring the insult* What can you do then? Do you have his powers? Hers? Or both?

Penn: None of your beeswax Old man. I ain't here to be tortured by you the way you did to Dad. Oh and he TOTALLY could Time Travel by the way. Guess the great Reggie ain't so great and all knowing at all huh?

Reginald: I never said he couldn't. Just that he wasn't ready

Penn: And Dad proved you otherwise anyway. Funny how easy it is to do that. I'm not showing you what I can do. It none of your business.

Reginald: I'm your grandfather. I taught your father everything he knows. His tutelage would hardly be sufficient for your full potential considering he left in the middle of it.

Penn: *laughs mockingly* No you didn't. He taught himself. He was born with what he could do and so was Mom. You're just an Ordinary. Old. Man. Can't take credit Dear Gramps. Everyone in this room is more powerful than you.

Teen!UA: *scared but impressed and also inspired*

Penn: Also his tutelage is better than yours anyway. I decide how much I want to learn and what Mom and Dad teach me. Just more proof they're better parents than you.

Reggie: *is speechless* (with offense or horror at Penn's "wasted potential" no one knows)

Penn: Anyway I'm gonna go ask Grandma, you know the grandparent that actually does know how to love her own kids and grandkids, to make me some cookies while I wait for Dad to come and get me. Unlike you, he actually cares about where I end up when mistakes are made.

Just Penn making up for every single jab and harsh truth Five and the Hargreeves couldn't give to Reggie when they were children because they were too young and terrified to know better.

When Five finally does show up to get Penn, Five hugs him instantly and looks him all over for injuries and Penn hugs him back and says "Thanks for being the best Dad" and Five feels overwhelmed cuz he wasn't expecting it but it's good to know he's not Reginald especially after meeting him again. And the Teen!UA realize even further that parents are supposed to keep you out of danger instead of sending you into it and berating you if you avoid getting hurt.

Bonus: Penn tells past!Grace she's Five's and Reader's son and Grace loves her children and she'd love her grandchildren too and she just smothers him with love because she missed her little boy so much and it makes her so happy to know that Five eventually has a son. (We need to include Grace in more of these. She deserves best mom award).

(Im really attached to these Time Travel Penn headcanons now so sorry if it's all I talk about for the next how many asks xD)

I love all of this, but now I have some more ideas.

1) Reginald tries to get the Teen!UA minus Vanya to fight Penn so he has to demonstrate his powers. Of course at this point he knows how to counter them without actually demonstrating anything so he just stands there with a cocky smile similar to his dad’s as Reginald becomes more and more infuriated.

2) Grace says that she misses Reader playing the piano so Penn takes his grandma’s hand and leads her to the parlor. Penn spots the piano in the corner of the parlor all covered up and dusty showing it had been untouched for years. Penn becomes a little sad because he realizes the last person to touch the piano was his mom as a child before she went missing with his dad. He pulls the cover off, sits down and starts to play it for Grace just as well as his mom. The teen!UA are off around the house but when they hear the piano echo through the house they’re all drawn to it. Teen!diego and Vanya are so uplifted and so sad about it because they see so much of the reader in Penn and it’s nice to know she’s doing well but it also hurts because she’s not there. At some point he asks teen!Vanya to play with him and she almost cries again because he asks for the song that was Vanya’s favorite to play with reader.

3) Teen!Klaus is curious about the future and his future self so Penn tells Klaus a bunch of lies about it because it’s funny.

[liquormixintellect-blog]

Dusk til Dawn

Chapter Two <3

Harry’s raking his fingers through his hair as he’s sat on the edge of his bed. The early morning sun blinding his eyesight as he raises one hand to block it. The events of last night are slowly coming back to him before he realizes....

“Y/N. Shit.” He rips through the mix of blankets and sheets on his bed until he finds his cellphone.

Scrolling through his contacts, he finds your name and sends a text.

Harry: Are we good?

His fingers are tapping the back of the device awaiting a response. He can feel his heart rate speeding up, he’s hoping he didn’t secretly cross any boundaries.

Y/N: Why wouldn’t we be?

Harry’s confused. He could’ve sworn you scurried out of his bedroom the night before full of regret.

Harry: Last night? We... you know? Fucked?

Y/N: I have no idea what you’re talking about H. I’ll see you in class Monday!

Harry takes his index finger to scratch the top of his head. Was she too intoxicated to recall? Did he take advantage of her?

Harry: Y/N, I apologize if I overstepped any boundaries. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.

Y/N: Harry. Nothing happened. Okay?

Harry: Got it.

You were just going to pretend like nothing happened.

Harry’s ego instantly bruised. He’d never been told he lacked in the intimacy department nor did he ever allow himself to perform so poorly that the other person would rather have amnesia? You and Harry had always mindlessly flirted, he believed last night was bound to happen. He also secretly wished a relationship would blossom from it, and he’s definitely feeling the opposite of what he thought he’d feel. So if you were going to pretend like Harry didn’t exist, he was going to make himself visible

****

Denver’s been mindlessly rambling about Zayn and the girth of his member for the last two hours. In a way, you were grateful. She was able to alleviate any thoughts of Harry in your brain, but not even Denver at her peak of annoying could run you from the truth. You weren’t sure why you chose to act oblivious, you’ve craved a moment like that since the moment you met Harry, but it still felt so wrong.

“Anyways, I’d hoping you’d come back with me to the frat party tonight. Zayn’s gonna be there!” In typical Denver fashion she has her lips formed in a pout with arms crossed across her chest, and she’s attempting to beg.

“No way Denver! I have a huge test at the end of next week plus piles of other homework. I’m staying in tonight.” You stomp your right foot down in protest.

“You’ve got all Sunday to finish on top of the week ahead of you. You can’t be perfect 24/7 sweets!” Denver sashays to the bathroom to get ready for the evening ahead of her.

There’s nothing wrong with a little perfection.

You slip back into the warmth of your bed and reposition your laptop back onto your lap. You weren’t ready to see Harry.... not yet.

After tackling different assignments for what felt like five hours. Denver walks back into your bedroom with her final form.

“So? What do we think?” She poses as if she was on a runway.

“Amazing D!” You stuff your mouth with the animal crackers you grabbed out of the pantry in between assignments. Not fully ready to commit to an entire meal.

“It’s still not too late for you to come with!” You juggled the options in your head before declining fully. Allowing Denver to bid you farewell and enjoy her evening with Zayn. You close your laptop and set it on your nightstand in exchange for the remote. Navigating your tv to Netflix, you settle on some reruns of Dear White People and before you know it, you’ve drifted soundly to sleep.

****

The exact second Denver walks in, hand in hand with Zayn, Harry immediately diverts his attention to the doorway. Hoping to see you trailing behind, instead he’s left disappointed. Zayn and Denver quickly walk towards him after his reaction.

“Hoping to see someone else?” Zayn’s half chuckling. Mostly for the light heartedness but pity is a close second.

“W-What? No. I just realized I have to see you again.” Harry takes a light jab at Zayn’s arm.

Zayn takes a pregnant pause before whispering into Harry’s ear,

“I promise you’ll feel a lot better if you’re just honest.” Harry avoids eye contact. Instead he pats Zayn on the back and slowly walks to the kitchen with his hands in his pockets.

“Something’s got him down in the dumps.” In a room full of people, it’s still the only whisper he heard.

Harry twists the top off of a brand new bottle of tequila before lining up three shot glasses and deposing the liquid within each. He quickly throws all three back and slams each glass down after every swallow. A look of disgust traveling across his face as his mouth forms a yuck.

“Wow someone’s going through it, aren’t they?” The silhouette of a woman makes itself apparent through a dimly lit hallway.

“Oh, hey Ryan.” Harry swallows to gain some taste back into his mouth. “Just typical frat boy activities, you know me.” Harry’s got his hand on the back of his neck as his temperature is slowly accelerating due to the alcohol.

“I reckon, I’d love to get to know you more.” Ryan was a good fuck, just ask the entire fraternity house. But Harry wasn’t in the mood for a mindless hookup, he wanted Y/N in his arms while they watched silly romcoms and exchanged childhood stories.

His lack of response sparked confidence within Ryan. She took short nips at his neck marking her territory. Harry gave in just enough to give her access to his exposed skin. She lined his neck with prominent bruises. Just enough of a bite that stung and just enough of a sloppy kiss to leave him wanting more. He took gentle squeezes at her bum before she softly took hold of his two fingers and guided him up to his bedroom. Once there, she pushed Harry onto his back, he slowly pushed himself up onto his elbows. His head was pounding from the mix of alcohol and the bass from the stereo playing downstairs.

Ryan’s slowly undressing herself as she puts on a show. Swaying her hips side to side and giving him different views of her body.

Harry’s not paying her any mind though, instead his focus is shifted to his closed bedroom door where he mentally replays the night before. The sound of his slamming your body against the door as he thrusts from different angles makes him salivate at the mouth. Ryan must’ve peeped by now because she yanks his face toward her forcing him to keep his eyes on her.

Harry isn’t in the mood to fight her off, instead he grabs a condom from his nightstand drawer, ensuring this will be the last time he has to deal with Ryan.

****

Monday comes quicker than you anticipated. Today you decide to make a little effort with your outfit, the obvious reason being this would be the first time you saw Harry since that night in his bedroom. So you give yourself an illuminated makeup look and steal Denver’s favorite Fenty Beauty red lippie just to give you that extra umph. Topping it off with a timeless look. Satin creme high waisted trousers, with a knit wrapped top that plunges a bit at the cleavage and the Gucci loafers you splurged on after weeks of saving. Also, you might’ve saw Harry wearing them first and instantly fell in love. Hoping that these would be a conversation piece amongst the two of you in your 9 am.

Grabbing your backpack, you walk out of your front door. Your shared apartment with Denver was still technically on campus and only about a five minute walk so you opted out of your vehicle most days to save the planet. It made you feel considerably warm inside whenever you did decide to do this. Plopping in your earbuds, you listen to your favorite playlist on the way to class. Excitement was bubbling inside of you.

When you finally reach the classroom, you take a deep breath before walking inside. Your eyes immediately divert to the table behind yours hoping to see Harry. And you did see him, more or less. You just didn’t expect to see him like this.

He’s draped in all black with a huge hoodie engulfing his body and black sunglasses to cover his eyes. He looked like shit.

Now you didn’t know if his eyes were on you, but they were. As you confidently walked to your seat Harry watched your every move. Mentally noting how beautiful you looked and how that red lipstick complimented your skin so well. His heart is skipping several beats because he knew you only dressed that way when you wanted to impress someone or something. He was secretly hoping it was him. While his ego would normally allow him to bask in the fact that he finally got you to make an effort for him specifically, it was quickly clouded by the fact that he slept with someone else not even twenty four hours later. Neither one of you were exclusive to one another but he still felt his actions were uncalled for. Denver, Benji, and the remaining stragglers quickly trickle in right before the clock strikes nine on the dot. This Professor was pretty strict on time.

“Oi mate! It’s a beautiful day. Why are you all covered up?” Benji’s voice booms throughout the classroom causing half of the class to turn around. He then rips Harry’s hood off displaying his collection of love bites who, might I add, were a tad bit excessive.

You can feel your eyes grow wide at the site of them quickly turning back around to face the front of classroom. A large lump was forming in your throat that you couldn’t swallow if you wanted to. Shrinking in your seat, you instantly regretted even attempting to look good for Harry. Why would a frat guy even remember one of his many love affairs? But Harry did. And he knew the moment you saw how decorated he was, you’d no longer be interested. You weren’t a fool, and you definitely weren’t going to be one for him. So he slumps down lays his head on the table before him.

The entire class period is spent in silence yet again. Your wiggling your toes in the Gucci loafers you hoped were going to be conversation pieces, silently begging time to move faster so you can get out of there. When the professor finally releases the class, you scurry out before even Denver could get a word out. Harry was beginning to think all he’d ever see you was in a hurry.

****

The rest of your classes go by with ease the moment you rattle any idea of Harry out of your brain. You were never the type to allow another individual get the best of you. That’s how you prospered, being able to shake things off and keep your own life going.

As your released out of your final class for the day, you make your way to the library to hopefully get some extra studying in. Sitting down at a table amongst the shelves a books, you pull out your laptop and begin busying yourself.

That is, until your thoughts are interrupted with a slow but needy tap on your shoulder.

Whipping your head around you meet the same shit looking Harry. You’d be lying if your stomach wasn’t fluttering at the thought of him.

“Y/N I need to talk to you!” His eyes are still covered in his sunglasses, and his hoodie is still up but you can make out just a few of the love bites dancing across his Adam’s apple.

Instead, you give him a solid middle finger and go back to working on your laptop.

He takes the seat next to yours and puts his arm around your chair.

“I know you’re mad at me, but please talk to me.” Harry’s pleading , and you know if his bloodshot eyes weren’t masked at the moment, you’d completely lose yourself over his green orbs begging for forgiveness.

So you turn your body to completely face his silently.

Harry takes his cue to begin speaking,

“Y/N, I know that looked really bad earlier and. I know that you came to class like this,” he points to your entire outfit, “for me. When else have you ever worn Gucci loafers?” You smirk at his observation, he continues,

“Someone told me that I need to start being honest so here goes..” Harry’s voice is escalating in volume which causes the librarian to give him a stern shhhh. He bows his head in defeat and pulls you closer.

“I’ve had the biggest crush on you since the day I saw. I might even love you, I have no idea. Your smile brightens up every single one of my days, your intelligence turns me on, and God, don’t even get me started on that beautiful face.” You don’t realize how big your cheering until you physically force yourself to stop.

“What was I supposed to do when you basically wanted to pretend like nothing happened? So I did what a typical college guy would do and I drank. I drank all of my sorrow until an easy lay was there to make me forget about you. I’m sorry Y/N. I didn’t mean to make you feel like I didn’t value our time together. I’m telling the truth, you have to believe me.”

It could be his visible desperation that causes you to forget all institution but wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him softly on lips.

“I feel the exact same, H.” A soft giggle leaves her lips and Harry could feel the weight being lifted off of his shoulders.

“God, I adore you.”

He peppers kisses on your cheeks and nose, you finally feel like your in heaven.

****

The news of you and Harry dating was actually received well. Nobody was bold enough to comment on the pairing other than Denver, but she was too wrapped up in Zayn to even mutter a word. So the first couple of weeks was everything you wanted and more, the perfect beginning to the honeymoon stage.

But since you were who you were, you made sure not to get too comfortable. You refused to sleep with Harry again until you were completely ready. You wanted to make sure that he wasn’t using you for sex and actually wanted to spend all this time with you.

He brought you flowers to class a handful of times, as well as invited you over so he could cook dinner for you. Which was surprising, you’d never been to the fraternity house during the week so to see it so clean and empty was refreshing.

Everything was going smoothly, until it wasn’t.

It was typical Friday night. Another party being thrown as usual. Harry had his arm across your chest holding your backside as close as possible to his front. You could feel every movement. His breathy laughs causing the hairs on your neck to stand. Anytime you budged, you could feel his dick twitch against you. It turned you on more than you wanted to admit. The group of guys huddled up on one side of the house with their girlfriends, or whoever they were boning that night secured beside them.

As Harry entertained Benji’s antics, you took a glance around the room. A few guys and girls took glances at your group probably silently wishing they could be one of you. What really caught your attention was a young lady staring directly at you. She was visibly angry, and her directness caused you to shift the weight between your feet, but you stood taller, nobody was ever going to make you feel threatened.

Harry could feel her eyes through his peripheral so he secured his grip on you making sure your as close as possible. Notice Ryan moving closer, Harry excuses himself to grab you two another drink. He presses a gentle kiss on your cheek, and you lift your cheek slightly to share the moment. You also wanted to show whoever the hell was staring at you that he was off limits.

As Harry walked to the kitchen, you noticed the young lady watch him before disappearing amongst the crowd. Something was off.

Harry pours himself another concoction taking a quick gulp to rid his anxiety.

“Someone got cuffed rather quickly.” Ryan appears causing Harry to roll his eyes.

“Why are you here!?” Ryan takes large strides to Harry, leave just enough room between them that each hair on his neck rises slowly after each breath she takes.

“What’s your poor girl gonna do when finds out you slipped up just a few days into your brand new relationship?” She wags her index finger in front of his face letting a few tsk leave her mouth.

“You wouldn’t.” Harry’s grip tightens on his glass.

“Try me.”

[tbhstudying]

what are your favorite lip products? tell all sis

ohhhhhhhhhhh boooooy okay okay im giving u a Restrained List of stuff i liked from last year and i trimmed out the ones i’ve already talked about before!

laneige lip sleeping mask

i got this as a free sample after i bought some other products and oh shit it’s so good!! this is so so hydrating and works so well, even for the worst, chapped, dry lips in the world!!

also a little goes a long way and so, this free sample pot has lasted me for like?? 2 or 3 months?? but i haven’t even made a sizeable dent in it

i have it in the original pink berry flavor with like ??? 3 g in it? so that means a lot haha

colourpop blotted lippie stix

a dupe for the glossier generation g lipstick and im so miserably despondent whenever i think about how colourpop discontinued this :( it was so much cheaper than the gen g lipstick too!!!!! im furious!!! the liquid blotted lip doesn’t compare to this one!!!! ugh colourpop why are you doing this to me

i’m just mentioning this bc im so bitter abt it lol

i’m sure gen g from glossier is pretty similar but i don’t have it yet,,,,,, maybe one day i will buy a lipstick from glossier and determine which one is the real winner

bioderma atoderm lip balm

my friend once bought me this and god it was so good!!!!! such a lovely berry scent and it worked quite nicely! i have no idea where to get it though, and at some point in the future, i may break and just order it on amazon for $4 haha

fenty beauty lip gloss

okay i know i talked about this okay okay BUT IT’S JUST SO GOOD

it makes your lips look god-tier!!!!!!!!!! and the color is flattering on literally everyone that i’ve ever seen, no matter what shape or color or size your lips are

also i love the texture and it wears so well throughout the entire day

i do not have the diamond milk one but i prefer the rosy color of the original, and i think the fussy one kinda looks similar enough to the original one ?? so i’m sticking with my current one

[cottonwren]

Man I really feel like a woman | A.S.

hi there! whenever you’re able to could you write an ada shelby x fem!reader where they’re hiding their relationship so whenever they want to go out in public reader just dresses like a man but one day ada’s brothers interrogate the reader in her guy clothes and she’s just like ‘look im a lady we’re lesbians pls don’t kill me’ cause no one writes for ada and i looooove her sm!!! thank u so so much <3  (Taken from the original ask on @multi-fandom-fictions  /they allowed me to use it/)

“And there comes my handsome love” Ada grinned, walking towards you in the dark street. She wrapped her arms around you, gentle not to squeeze your binding and kissing you softly, a hand going to your jaw.

You kissed her back, holding her waist. There were very little things better than kissing Ada, and the things that were better also involved Ada, and sometimes involved your shitty single bed. Upgrading your living status was a priority as soon as you could move away from your family, and the hope was that you and Ada would buy a little place together. God, how you longed for domestic life.

“Come on, let’s go before my brothers see us.” Ada grinned, looking at you in the eyes and then dragging you down the steps by the canalside to go to your usual haunt, the little tunnel passage. “You know, you make a very attractive man.” She told you with a giggle, pulling you into the little nook.

“And you, as always, look like the most gorgeous girl that I’ve ever even been able to imagine.” You sat down on the little brick ledge, wrapping an arm around her waist as she sat sideways across your lap “You’re my favourite girl, you know. Do anything for you… anything” You told her gently, kissing her cheek. It was true - you really would, and you were very well aware that plenty of other men would too. Good men. Who could give her everything, things that you couldn’t, like marriage and children.

“And you, underneath all that bandaging and cap, look like the hottest woman in the world. Over that bandaging and cap, you manage to look like the hottest bloke in the world. Witchcraft, I reckon” Ada hummed, resting her head on your shoulder and watching the canal. “Halloween costume sorted then”

“Ada, love, it’s January” You laughed, gently holding a forearm over her thighs to help her balance on your lap “But thank you, I’ll come as a witch if you want”

“Mhm. You’d look good in a pointy hat.” Ada smiled, then cursed under her breath as she heard hollering voices and her name called out amongst the ruckus. “Fucking family - can they not let me have a relationship in private? I’ll see you soon, yeah?” She sighed, standing up and giving you a parting kiss before walking off.

You laughed as you heard her hollering back, aggressive in tone and fiery to touch. She was the most dangerous girl in Birmingham - the most dangerous anything in Birmingham, actually. Arthur was second to her - Ada Shelby was unexplainable, angered at the smallest of things, and unexpectedly powerful fighter. That, and the fact that she cut her nails jagged when she was about to go into a fight - ever since the accident that happened in the school bathrooms, Ada remembered to cut them normally when they went on dates.

Walking out of the other side of the canal, you smiled to yourself and then a fist collided with the side of your head. Before you could react, or even feel the pain, everything went black.

Light filled your vision as you woke up, identifying that you were in one of the industrial warehouses that filled Small Heath. Taking a deep breath, you let out a yelp - your binding had been on too long, and it was beginning to hurt. The pain from the binding almost masked the pounding of your head. Trying to get up, you moved your arms to find that you were indeed tied to a chair.

Who would do this to you?

Well, for one, the pastor, probably. You refused to apologise for telling the children that being gay was alright and that no-one should touch them like the pastor very obviously was. More obviously, though, the Shelbies. No way had they seen her and Ada, though - oh god, was Ada alright? Fuck. You had to get out.

You moved your hands slightly,  rubbing the rope against the wooden chair, trying to use friction to your advantage. Quickening your pace, you looked for exits. Which there were absolutely none of. Scaling the corrugated steel was not an option, otherwise the windows would  be an idea. Fuck.

“I wouldn’t think about escaping if I were you” Came a voice that you recognised as Tommy Shelby’s - third most dangerous man in Birmingham. He walked towards you, glaring at you with an intensity that you had only seen in similarly blue eyes.

“Well, if I knew why I was here that might help” You groaned, then cursed under your breath. When they kicked you out of sunday school for being too lippy, you reckoned it wouldnt be an issue anywhere else. You were wrong.

“My sister, Ada. What makes you think you have any fucking right to touch a Shelby? She is a child, no fucking man should be going anywhere near her. Especially not you” Tommy told you, taking his hat off and walking closer.

“I’m not a man. Is Ada alright?” You informed him, desperate for an answer to your question “Kill me for all I care, but I will not have Ada suffer for something I did”

“Is Ada alright? Is Ada fucking alright?” Tommy repeated, getting even angrier, “What the fuck do you mean you’re not a bloke”

“I mean, I’m a woman, who has bound her chest daily and now has her ribs sticking in awful places because the bloody bandages have been on for god knows how long just for the chance to be with your sister in public. Because I love her.” You told him, pretty much putting his razor on your neck yourself at this point. “And if that somehow makes me a threat to Ada, then you should probably shoot me.”

“What’s your name, then, if you’re a woman”

“Y/N. Now, I don’t know how many male Y/N’s you’ve met, but you can probably tell from the fact that if you bothered to take my hat off, that I am discernibly female” You told him “Is Ada okay?”

“Ada’s… Ada’s going to fucking kill me is how she is” Tommy groaned, pressing his hands against the wall “Fucking hell. Stay there, fucking hell”

It only takes a few seconds for screaming to fill the hall, an older woman’s voice was loudest, and then there was angry screaming that you could recognise within seconds. Ada came through the doorway and barrelled towards her brother, stopping in front of him, slapping him and then letting her eyes drift to you. The side of your face was black and blue, and your breath was laboured from the binding.

“Oh, fucking hell” Ada gasped. She ran towards you, dropping to her knees to untie your legs, fingers fast and fumbly, angry at the situation. Once your legs were free she untied your hands and helped you stand. She wrapped her arms around you, kissing you passionately. You kissed back, but struggled to breathe after a while.

Ada noticed and glared at Tommy, then back at you, reaching up your untucked shirt to rip the tape off of the binding bandages - she had done it many times, but this was the fastest she had ever done it. Breath returned to your lungs as she unwrapped your chest underneath the shirt. There was no time for words, she was too busy being caring and full of rage.

“Ada” Polly tried, not sure of what to make of the picture of you two.

“I’m busy” Ada announced before lifting you into her arms and walking towards the exit. She then turned to her only two authority figures and glared with the force of a thousand suns. “If you don’t like it, don’t fucking come home. I’m going to look after Y/N, because you” Ada huffed at Tommy “Have managed to give her a black eye and fuck up her ribs at the same time.”

[thirstyforred]

Thirsty rambles about Gwent cards - neutrals

aka i made all my fav neutrals so i could talk a bit about why i like them the most

Avallac'h & Avallac'h Sage - what to say here, they're just nice, standard Av has too dull colors imo, but the premium loop is nice. The Sage? damn i love this orange/yellow whirlpool, very nice, kinda autumn feels with those leaves. both lines are nice, kinda ominous, tho i feel like english has 2 different VA, the "appearances..." line one sounds soooo different from "you will see..."

Ciri Nova - why only one? because others are just f ugly. also tbh i like ciri's av taunts better than her actual voicelines

Lambert, Vesemir, Eskel - aka Silver Witchers. now, i hated old OBT trio because they were not an actual trio (but also because they're ugly so i won't make their single cards), and im very sad that this is the only trio of cards that we get in HC, and the truth is i find this image more interesting as standard card than as premium loops, there's just too much going on here, it's chaos, it's ugly, i don't what this, meh. Voiceline comes from Lambert's cards and it's the only one that actually seems to fit the mood of the scene

Triss Telekinesis - at first i wanted to do Butterflies, that was the card i used the most in my first Dagon hybrid decks (until they Gold Immunity Update it, that is), but idk Tele just looks nicer than Butts??

Gaunter O'Dimm - i remember that in OBT i tried, truly tried, to build a deck with him, but the guy was just so heavy on RNG that it made no sense... but the loop is nice and colors, and i guess i just love all HoS themed cards

Iris von Everec - the pose, the colors, flying rose petals, the voicelines, i bet this card even smells nicely

Stregobor - just for the fact that the skull he holds turns into Renfris face, just wow

Dorregaray of Vole - love how much details is on this card, all the animals and candles, and the fact that it's canon that Darregaray looks like Lifecoach

Iris’ Companions - i never ever used this card, but just looks like something from horror, nice~ also, i feel like i have to say it, i just hate english VA here, especially the Dog

Nivellen - it's just a fun little scene :'D  #wish that was me

Olgierd von Everec - if i have to point put one HoS card i don't like that much, then that's the one, mostly because we can't see Olgierd's face, which is a crime if you as me. tho i like more "A moment. I need to smoke." line but i doesn't seem to work with this particular scene. also i remember what pain in the ass he was before his first nerf

Operator - for a very long time i though that it's 3rd Avalach's cards, i mean he kinda wear the same clothes and mask, like is not Avalach then who the hell is it? i just don't know... but he was good at coping nekkers back back in first swarm decks

Duda: Companion & Agitator - i never got into playing Zoltan, but damn Duda is one cute birdo, kinda sad that we couldn't meet him in Wild Hunt

Hanmarvyn’s Blue Dream - idk even what this one does, but it's one of these cards that only looks better animated

Korathi Heatwave - oh i loved the dessert effect it left on board, even tho it was a pain to play against

Phoenix - tho just now in HC i'm starting to like this card, previously it just wasn't very interesting to me

Renew - literal real life saver, the most beautiful thing to get on hand in 3rd round, absolutely blessed card, totally worth this gold 4th sloth in OBT, now in HC im not so sure, but still beautiful

Shupe - idk how Shupe works and i won't even try to understand, but cards are fun, and i love that on all of them you can see CDPR red chicken. you go Shup my beautiful troll son!

Sihil - cursed card of current meta, but not so op as people like to say, just be like old Emhyr and play no units at all, then he and Eithné won't give you a shit (or be like me and play werewolves, because they can't be targeted), anyway i love Sihil and i play it even with higher provisions [EDIT: i wrote this before hotfix, rip Sihil decks]

Villentretenmerth - there's here something so damn dramatic, too dramatic, calm you tits Borkh

Alzur’s Double–Cross - nice monster eye i love it 100/10 alzur knew good shit

Bekker’s Dark Mirror - another card that makes me every sentimental about OBT, all the swings you could pull with this~

Marching Orders - i like the shadows, also very useful in millfgaard

Scorch - idk i guess i love orange... and totally scorching my opponent

Impenetrable Fog - now here comes my boi! i love how foggy is this card, and i have so many good memories of weather Dagon, yeah yeah got nerfed like 2-3 times, but like, what's actually so bad about control monsters? stop fucking killing every new idea for this kind of decks, not everyone wants to play vore and deathwish

White Frost - i don't think it was ever used after nerfing frost in first months of OBT, and im not sure people are using it now against artifacts... but that's one good looking card

Crow’s Eye - another simple, pretty image

Caretaker - 1, idk who and why decided that this guy should be neutral, while he thematically and visually fitted so nicely with Monsters 2, if this is only about his new ability in HC then he could keep the old one and they could make new neutral cards, it's not like super hard or smt 3, im still mad that Monsters can consume from graveyard but can't actually control graveyard, especially now when with TB we got cards like Xavier Lemmens and Lippy Gudmund (yeah he's Skellige but like) if i can't control board with Monsters then let me at least control graveyards you cowards!

[peachy-favi]

Worst Birthday Ever: Part 2

@regclar-week

Day 3: Quiet moments OR Trust Continuation of Day 2: Clarus proves himself as shield

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Regis hid his face in his knees, trying to control his breathing, while Clarus pressed himself against the door of the closet, ear against the wood. Regis didn't know how long they'd been shut in the maintenance closet that was only barely large enough to fit the two of them, but it was long enough that the adrenaline was leaving him exhausted and very much on the verge of a panic attack.

He just wanted to go back to his room.

Instead he was stuck in this tiny space until Clarus could figure out if outside was safe enough to allow that.

"Clarus..."

"Shh. I'm trying to listen."

Regis held his knees tighter, panic setting in and making his stomach churn. "Clarus...I can't..."

"Regis."

"Clarus I want to go to my room!"

"Well, we can't yet so shut up!"

Regis flinched and curled tighter. whimpering a little bit as Clarus glared at him.

"I'm sorry..." His voice is a low whisper, panic still fraying his nerves and making him nauseous.

Clarus sighed softly and leaned back against the door. "I haven't heard anything in a bit. Wait just a little longer and we'll head back. Sound good?"

Regis nodded mutely and swallowed thickly, trying again to slow his breathing and not lose his dinner all over the small space that was their hiding spot.

--

He wasn't sure exactly how long they'd been shut in the small space, but Regis was pretty sure he'd finally fought back the worst of his panic attack and was now just trying to stay awake.

"Okay. Time to go."

The prince perked up and smiled in relief at Clarus. "We're going? Finally?"

The shield nodded and held a finger up to his lips "Quiet as we go. Just in case. And if something happens to me, run and find a place to-"

"No."

Clarus frowned a bit. "No?"

"Look, I get that you're supposed to protect me and stuff, but I'm not useless. And I'm not just going to let you get hurt while I run away." Regis stood slowly, a determined look on his face. "Let me help you if something happens."

Clarus sighed and nodded "Alright. But stay close. And no running ahead. And no funny business."

The prince nodded back, stepping away from the wall. "Let's go."

--

Regis walked close behind Clarus as they crept down the hall. Thus far, they hadn't encountered anyone, friendly or otherwise.

"Think everyone evacuated?" Regis's voice was quiet, barely loud enough for Clarus to hear.

The future shield shrugged, but didn't verbalize a response. The prince could almost visibly see the line of tension running through him as they walked.

Carefully, quietly, the pair made their way through the Citadel. No more words were spoken...

...until the hairs on the back of Regis's neck stood on end and an unfamiliar thrum ran under his skin.

"Clarus. Someone's here."

The shield stiffened and glanced behind them, slowing to a stop. "Where?"

"I don't know... I just...have a feeling..."

Clarus reached out to wrap an arm around Regis, only to stop dead at the sound of a gunshot and a startled noise from said prince.

"Clarus!"

Regis felt the color drain from his face as a man walked out of the nearby hall. The strange sensation continued to crawl under his skin as Clarus shifted to hide more of Regis behind him.

"Tut tut. You really want to make me work for this, don't you?" The man grinned as he slowly approached. "I just want to talk to the high and mighty Lucian royals."

"What do you want?" Regis only hoped that his voice wasn't as shaky as he thought it was. The incessant thrum under his skin somehow fed his confidence, but made his head feel light. "You didn't have to resort to this if you just wanted to talk."

"Regis..."

The prince rested a hand on Clarus's shoulder, distantly hoping he could feel what Regis could. "Trust me on this one. It'll be okay."

"Aww the little prince wants to talk. Why don't you come out then?"

Regis frowned. "Why do you have to have a gun with you to talk?"

"Oh, you know, in case lippy little brats like you don't want to cooperate. Now come on. Out."

Regis's fingertips tingled as he stepped around Clarus, careful not to step too far out of his reach should something go awry. "Alright. I'm out. Now you don't need a gun, right?"

The man, who really looked like one of the counsel member's pet rats, grinned and merely shifted his aim. "Nah. I'm gonna keep it."

"Oh come on, now. I'm playing nice." Regis crossed his arms, fighting away a pout with a stern frown.

"You really think I'm that stupid? As soon as this is outta my hands your big friend there is just gonna jump me. And then none of us wins."

"He doesn't need you to put down your gun in order to try that." Clarus's voice was nearly a growl, and Regis couldn't help a small chuckle at that.

"Ah, so they're laughing at me." The man sighed dramatically. "Shame. They were also probably laughing when they let baba die because she wasn't an 'approved' Nifelheim refugee."

Regis froze, suddenly feeling very cold. In the distance, he could hear the sound of footsteps running towards them.

"Aw, is that the guard finally coming to get me because I have their precious prince? How cute. Too bad though. They aren't going to have a prince to save."

A few things happened all at once.

First, Clarus threw himself in front of Regis just as the man fired his gun. At the same time, Regis felt something snap in his core, accompanied by the sound of glass shattering.

"...the hell?!"

Clarus glanced over his shoulder as the sound of the glaive tackling the man filled the hall and made a startled noise.

"Clarus, what-" Regis peeked around him and made a similar noise.

Quickly dissolving between them and the ruckus was a wall, glowing faintly blue.

"How...how did..."

How did he use magic like that?!

--

Regis sighed as he stared through his window.

The counsel were still deciding what to do to the intruder, while his father was apparently busy just avoiding his own son.

If nothing else, he'd like an explanation as to why he could still feel the strange magic under skin. Instead, he got only silence.

Ah well...for another day then.