#oh Maggie and the Ferocious Beast… how I love you so…

[lesbianusahana]

Man I love watching old shows from when I was but a wee little homunculus. Unrelated but I wanna try going by Maggie for a bit just for fun

[bornagainmurdock]

nostalgia // matt murdock

"Matt there is no way you've never heard of Fraggle Rock. Like did you even have a childhood--" You had been pacing around the apartment when he interupted you.

"I mean I didn't really. Catholics don't even let you watch Veggie Tales. How was I supposed to know your "Where is my Hairbrush" song was a reference?"

He had caught you singing it more than one morning in a row and finally got the nerves to ask what you were doing. Which ended in a shouting match about the cucumber and a tomato best friend pair.

"This is blasphemous Matthew." You were seething with rage and also laughing so hard you couldn't breathe.

"I'd say the opposite. You're expecting a blind man who was literally raised in the church to have seen various obscure children's TV shows and movies."

"THEY'RE NOT OBSCURE!"

"Okay so what about that show you always talk about, the- the girlscout." He started to do an impression of your impression of the main character before giving up.

"Put some respect on The Mighty B!"

"Was I also supposed to know the entire lore to Gravity Falls?"

"Is that even a question? Yes." You jokingly pushed him, and he pushed back, eventually tackling you to the ground, throwing his body first to protect your fall.

"You're ridiculous, you know that?" His smile couldn't have been bigger.

"And you've never see The Nanny, or Chowder, or Flapjack, or---"

"Well I haven't really seen anything since I was a child so.." He kissed your forehead right between your eyebrows, "I think it's silly you're even asking."

"Well we have to get started right now. We're gonna binge all my favorite childhood shows and you're going to listen and absorb how iconic they were."

"Oh. And what have you decided we're startign with."

"Spongebob. I have no doubt you've experienced memes from the show, so this will be an easy lead in. And then we'll watch Max and Ruby, and then Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends, and then Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. Oh my god, then Zoboomafoo."

"Oh boy, love, are you sure we can watch all of them."

"It't not like you sleep anyways."

"HEY!"

[kyunsies]

yellow, copper, emerald, porcelain, cherry !!! :D

HELLO CHELE MY LOVE!! how has your day been?

yellow—name an artist you think is under appreciated

non-kpop? probably the group called years & years?? i used to listen to them allllll the time before i got into kpop, they’re so good 🥺

kpop artist? honestly besides onlyoneof and onf, i would have to say pentagon :( they haven’t had a win yet and that always blows my mind :(

copper—gold or silver jewelry?

gold all day long!! i think my skin tone looks terrible in silver 😅

emerald—if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country?

if i could + speak their language yes!! probably either like, spain/ portugal/ italy/ croatia .... they’re so beautiful 😭💖

porcelain—a tv show that you used to love?

naruto (lmao) pokémon, courage the cowardly dog, goosebumps, max + ruby, maggie and the ferocious beast, the backyardigans the liST GOES IN FOREVER

cherry—youtubers you enjoy watching?

AH this is fun bc i feel like i watch ppl who aren’t really mainstream lol i’ll group them into categories: food / joshua weissman, future neighbor , aaron and claire ::: makeup / kathleen lights , allana davison , jamie genevieve ::: asmr / gibi ASMR , asmr bakery ::: livestyle + clothing / jenn im , oh no nina , bestdressed , cocobeauty, tothe9s , audrie storme, buzzfeed (worth it, mystery unsolved) ::: kpop reviews / form of therapy , the report card , the common room

send me a color!

[runyousillydetective]

Answer all the top 3s 🤗

1: Top 3 ice cream flavors

Chocolate chip mint

Raspberry chocolate chip

Coffee

2: Top 3 disney movies

Mulan

Pocohontas

Lion King

3: Top 3 vacation destinations

Venice, Italy

Tokyo, Japan

Everywhere

4: Top 3 places to shop

Rue21

Amazon

JCPenny

5: Top 3 school subjects (I’m assuming high school favorites so that’s what I’m going with here)

English Literature

Band

Chorus  

6: Top 3 make up products

Elf lip color

Burts Bees chapstick

I… don’t use make up enough to have real favorites so I basically buy what is cheap

7: Top 3 music artists (Oh god this is hard)

P!nk

Demi Lovato

Amy Lee

8: Top 3 spices/herbs (I have never once thought about this)

Parsley

Oregano

Garlic

9: Top 3 drinks

White Zinfandel

Cream soda and fireball

Peach Schnapps

10: Top 3 apps to use

Snapchat

Netflix

Pinterest

11: Top 3 months of the year

January

April

October

12: Top 3 clothing items

Demi Lovato tour shirt

Dark wash skinny jeans

Black converse

Bonus: Oversized maroon IUP hoodie

13: Top 3 tv shows

Gilmore Girls

Grey’s Anatomy

Sense8

14: Top 3 romantic dates

Coffee shop and talking

Home cooked meal and candles

Movie and you surprise me with flowers

15: Top 3 kinds of flower

Sunflowers

Daisies

Pansies

16: Top 3 christmas movies

A Christmas Story

The Muppets’ a Christmas Carol

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

17: Top 3 OTPs

Drarry (Harry Potter)

Zutara (Avatar: the Last Airbender)

Rory and Jessie (Gilmore Girls)

18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life

“She was savage and superb, wild-eyed and magnificent; there was something ominous and stately in her deliberate progress.” -Heart of Darkness

“The world is before you and you need not take it or leave it as it was when you came into it.” -James Baldwin

“The trouble with life isn’t that there is no answer, it’s that there are so many answers.” -Ruth Benedict

19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself

My smile/kindness/caring

My ability to think deeply and critically about most subjects, especially social issues.

My open mindedness.

20: Top 3 kinds of candy

Snickers

Milkyway

Skittles

21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active

Kayaking

Running (A good run hurts like hell but leaves me feeling on top of the world.)

Hiking

22: Top 3 spirit animals

Uhm. No. I will not engage in spirit animal talk. That’s a thing I will not do.

23: Top 3 pet names

Uh? This just confuses me so I’m skipping it.

24: Top 3 books

Fun Home by Alison Bechdel

Terrier by Tamora Pierce

The entire Protector of the Small series by Tamora Pierce

25: Top 3 most used websites

Tumblr

Facebook (unfortunately)

AO3

26: Top 3 people you last texted

@justlivingforthemoment​ (My #1)

@aceincorporated​

And my mom

27: Top 3 hashtags you use

#Me

#Gay

Uhhh… I don’t tag enough things XD

28: Top 3 instagram accounts you follow

Alexa_McCoog 

Other than that I really don’t do Insta so I don’t have favorites

29: Top 3 guilty pleasures

See, that implies I feel guilty about my pleasures which I most certainly do not

30: Top 3 summer activities

Laying in the shade

Reading on the porch

Enjoying the woods

31: Top 3 things to draw

Flowers

Calligraphy

….more flowers?

32: Top 3 aesthetics

Faded/desaturated polaroid photos

Hazy summer light through streaming in through a window

Piles of fall leaves

33: Top 3 things you’d buy if you gained three million dollars

An open-airy condo (for some reason the idea of a house just doesn’t appeal the same way that an apartment in the city does)

A new car!!!!!!

A dog and all the necessary things

34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself

Indiana or Chinese food

A bath

Splurging on some really cute piece of clothing

35: Top 3 celebrity crushes

Kristen Stewart

Demi Lovato

Kate McKinnon

36: Top 3 books from your childhood

Are You My Mother? by Dr. Suess

All the Tamora Pierce books

The Magic Treehouse books

37: Top 3 accents to hear

English

Irish

German

38: Top 3 scents

Hazelnut

Old Spice

Barbeque

39: Top 3 “friends” quotes

Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don’t let you do it.

Joey: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.

Joey: JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!  

40: Top 3 cupcake flavors

Chocolate

Red Velvet (which I realize is still chocolate. Shut up.)

Strawberry

41: Top 3 fruits

Mango

Peaches

Banana

42: Top 3 places you’ve had amazing pizza from

Laska’s

Pizza Town

California Pizza Kitchen

Bonus: I want to go to Mystic and get pizza from Mystic Pizza

43: Top 3 sports teams to watch

ew sports

44: Top 3 crayola colors

Middle Green

Cornflower

Daffodil

45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college

Meet somebody amazing

Make at least one useful connection

Find out how to make a difference

46: Top 3 fanfictions you’ve read

The Man Who Lived by @e-sebastian​

Enslaved by Sharkflip

Open for Repairs by FeelsForBreakfast

Bonus: I am Groot by Sherlocksmyth 

47: Top 3 people you miss right now

@justlivingforthemoment​

@justlivingforthemoment​

@justlivingforthemoment​

48: Top 3 fears

Being wrong (it is the whole super-smart-kid-is-now-average-and-has-a-crippling-fear-of-being-seen-as-anything-but-smart problem)

Authority figures

I don’t know…. I’m not scared of much

49: Top 3 favorite literary devices

Allusion

Foreshadowing

Foil characters

50: Top 3 pet peeves

Being talked over

SLOW WALKERS OH MY GOD

When people don’t uSE THEIR BLINKERS

Bonus: Mansplaining

51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive

A smirk or sideways smile

Collarbones

Hip bones

52: Top 3 bad habits

Easily distracted when in a conversation

Procrastination big time

The painfully introverted habit of cancelling plans I was originally excited about because doing things/seeing people suddenly seems like a terrible idea

53: Top 3 pets you’ve had/wish to have

Dog

Cat

Snake

54: Top 3 types of foreign food

Indian

Chinese

Korean

55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime

“This is my wife.”

“I have my doctorate in educational anthropology.”

“This is my book.”

56: Top 3 dog breeds

Pit bull

Beagle

Basset Hound

57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies

Maid in Manhattan

A Walk to Remember

The Wedding Planner

58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak

Italian

Korean

Swahili

59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television)

Anne of Green Gables

Protector of the Small series

Gilmore Girls

60: Top 3 pizza toppings

Pepperoni

Ham

Pineapple

61: Top 3 youtubers you’re subscribed to

JessiMew

Jacksepticeye

Boho Berry

62: Top 3 tattoo/piercing ideas

A tattoo on my side that says, “She was savage and superb, wild-eyed and magnificent.”

I already pierced my nipples so that idea is done.

Helix piercings

63: Top 3 awards you want to win

??????????????

64: Top 3 emojis

65: Top 3 cars you dream of owning

Ford Fairlane

Chevy Bel Air

A car that runs

66: Top 3 authors

Tamora Pierce

Octavia Butler

James Baldwin

67: Top 3 historical figures

Jackie Hormona, Marsha Johnson, Zasou Nova

Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaughn, Mary Jackson

Margaret Mead

68: Top 3 baby names

????

69: Top 3 DIYs

????

70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors

Strawberry Banana

Mixed Berry

71: Top 3 songs of this month

Cheap Thrills, Sia

No Promises, Cheat Codes ft. Demi Lovato

Sober II (Melodrama), Lorde

72: Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked

I don’t even know anymoreeee

73: Top 3 villains

Moriarty

Megamind

Crowley

74: Top 3 Cities you want to see

New York City

Rome

Venice

75: Top 3 recipes you want to try

I mean, okay, I can’t give a top three because when I want to cook I just go on Pinterest but I don’t have anything that I really want to make, ya know?

76: Top 3 dream jobs

LGBT+ Student Advocacy Researcher

Student belonging consultant

Field researcher

77: Top 3 lucky items

My ninja pencil

I don’t have anything else anymore. I had stuff in the past but those are gone now so….

78: Top 3 traditions you have

Christmas presents at exactly 12:00am on Christmas

Friendsgiving

Summer camping trip with my friends

79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid

NO BILLS

NO JOB

NO SLEEP ISSUES

80: Top 3 harry potter characters

Draco Malfoy

Remus Lupin

Luna Lovegood

81: Top 3 lies you were told

Shit, I can’t think of any major lies I’ve been told.

82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now

Uhm, my phone has no memory so I have no pictures…. Ooops

83: Top 3 turn ons

Lip biting

Pin me against a wall

Tell me what you want

84: Top 3 turn offs

Dudes

Dicks

85: Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read

The Onion

Al Jazeera

86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier

Start working on your credit early.

Don’t just save for an immediate goal, save for the things you don’t see.

Being unapologetically yourself is such a turn on and the only way to ensure that the people around you will love you for you.

87: Top 3 spongebob episodes

Patty Hype

The Nasty Patty

Ripped Pants

88: Top 3 places to be in the world

My bed

Sleeping

An all you can eat buffet

89: Top 3 things you’d do differently

Not leaving my job before I have another one

Save more of my money

Leaving when I first noticed things were wrong and I was being mistreated

90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood

Dragon Tales

Out of the Box

Maggie and the Ferocious Beast

Bonus: Stanley’s Great Big Book of Everything

91: Top 3 meals you love

My mom’s chicken noodle soup and sweet drop biscuits

Stir fry

Creamy tortellini and sweet potatoes

92: Top 3 kinds of tea

Lady Grey

Peppermint

Sweet Iced Tea

93: Top 3 embarrassing moments

Uhm, the time a big tough marine made me admit that I had been laughing at myself because I was choking on my spit in front of my whole class

Other things… I don’t really know because I either blocked them out or they were minor things that I got over as soon as they happened.

94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate

Thanksgiving

Halloween

ALL of Pride Month

95: Top 3 things to do in the rain

Splash in puddles

Run

Stand on the porch and listen to the rain on the roof

96: Top 3 things to do in the snow

Wear boots

Sledding

Try not to die because snow is the worst shit ever

97: Top 3 items you can’t leave the house w/o

Phone

Keys

Water bottle

98: Top 3 movies you’d like to see

Wonder Woman

Beauty and the Beast

The Age of Adeline

99: Top 3 art mediums

Oil paints

Textiles

Casted metals

100: Top 3 museums you’ve been to

The National Postal Museum

I haven’t been to all that many good museums but I have plans to!

101: Top 3 school memories

The whole of my high school band trip to Disney

My first trip to Cruze

Sitting on my best friend’s floor after my high school graduation, wearing my honor cords, and bouncing a bouncy ball back and forth

102: Top 3 things you don’t/Won’t miss

High school in general

Forum discussion posts

Riding the school bus

103: Top 3 pick up lines

I…. have 0 game. I’ve gotten all of my people by just being myself and being straightforward. I don’t got time for games.

104: Top 3 sports to watch

Gymnastics

DCI

High jump

105: Top 3 taylor swift songs

I knew you were trouble

Blank space

Our song (okay it is adorable and made an impression at a young age)

[threeclaws]

me @ me: you’re so weak. with this willpower u will not survive the winter. 

im still setting my son up, you’re free to hang out and message me tho!

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 | does the slaughter dim its majesty (comics)   »

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 | go fuck yourself pretty boy (film)   »

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 | the long night (radio)   »

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 | everything i’ve ever let go of has claw marks in it (aes)   »

𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | man made me a weapon and god made it last too long   »

comics (does the slaughter dim its majesty) / film (go fuck yourself pretty boy) / radio ( the long night ) / aes (everything i’ve ever let go of has claw marks in it

𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗔 | isn’t she lovely isn’t she wonderful  »

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦 | you’re looking at me like i’m a different man  »

𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗔𝗡 | should go looking somewhere higher  »

𝗝𝗘𝗔𝗡 | you’re not the only one to sit awake until the wild feelings leave you  »

𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗧 | prove it’s you / you’re a dick  »

𝗢𝗥𝗢𝗥𝗢 | spare you the rising storms and let the rivers flow  »

𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗔𝗟𝗜 | if we die you die  »

𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗨𝗘 | c’mon i’ll take care of you  »

𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗞 | i spent a long time trying to take you down  »

𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘 | the war was in colour  »

𝗞𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗔 | the moon had asked for flowers  »

𝗩𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗥 | you don't call you don't write

𝗬𝗨𝗞𝗜𝗢 | we don’t all have claws  »

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗞𝗢 | i'm going to the end of the line  »

𝗗𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡 | colliding with apocalyptic force  » 

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗥𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | be together at the start of time ( claradox )  » 

𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗩𝗘 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | the colour of his eyes is blue enough to drown in ( flumenveritatis )  »

𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗟 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | she bubbles over with something you thought you'd lost forever ( sheisthesxnlight )  »

𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗔𝗡 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | watch him watch you ( thanatophobiic )  »

𝗞𝗔𝗧𝗘 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | living like trees in winter ( anxmalxnstincts )   »

𝗝𝗘𝗔𝗡 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | i want to rise in love / i'll never fall again ( phcenixwings )  »

𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗟 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 |  what if my heart is the wrong thing ( sheterrifies ) »

𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | she is a stranger / she is the strange that i am beginning to love ( weiirdsiister)  »

𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | its her eyes her witching manner ( vestiica )  »

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | his voice / it filled me to the core like a skeleton ( theirvoices )  »

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life ( ardentwomen )  »

𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | to become presence means accepting the risk of absence ( borntomurder )  »

𝗟𝗔𝗨𝗥𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | you have lived your whole small life on the back of some starving and sabertoothed creature ( sheslikeyou )  »

𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗦 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | her blood is eating holes through the wool / he can smell it burning ( cutiecxbe )  »

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | you are warrior / strength and courage lies within your heart ( artificiallyimplantedmemories )  » 

𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | you have ghosts / of course i have ghosts / but you are a child ( childzerozeronine )  » 

𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗞 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | a true war story’s never moral / nor restrain men from doing things men have always done ( superiorvengeance )  »

𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗔 && 𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗔𝗡 | up north you learn young how to start a fire ( taliaromanova )  »

𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗗𝗔 𝗘𝗛 | the true north strong and free  »

𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 | sometimes when you cage the beast / the beast gets angry (feral)  »

𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 | a ticklish firing squad at 1000 hours  »

𝗢𝗢𝗖 | man made me a weapon / woman made me a rp character  »

𝗢𝗢𝗖 | maggie and the ferocious beast  »

𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗞 | what are you a professor of? art  »

𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘 | what i do best isn’t very nice  »

𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 | all i want is nothing more  »

𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖 | baby bye bye bye  »

𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 | don’t you fret my dear it’ll all be over soon  »

𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗥𝗘 | what you’re givin’ i am happy to be taking  »

𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘 | you know the drill  »

𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗢 | grow claws and fangs / you’re in good company  »

𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘 | have some things to take care of up north  »

𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 | oh this is a true story  »

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 | i’ll find my own way  »

𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗨𝗘 | i’ll be back for this  »

𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 | when it’s time for leaving i hope you understand (wanderer)    »

𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 | interdimensional dystopian future grandpa    »

𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 | the world’s deadliest living weapon just fell into the wrong hands    »

𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 | not no more i ain’t    »