#offtovisityourmother

[nietdashi]

FIIND THE SPYCRAB (HARD)

[spotify-official]

Tally Hall?

Tally Hall 👀

[the-real-google]

NO STOP VOTING IN THAT POLL

Decided to make a better poll because you guys are bad at this

[operagxreal]

hii i'm opera gx real (or just real.) im the first of the five operas (shout out to true <3) and i post, like, wayyyy too much.

hey, I'm an adult. over 18. not a child.

i NEED tone indicators guys. i have, like, two braincells and usually they get lost in the vass nothingness that is my skull.

he/she/they, bi, poly

guys no nsfw asks please, they will be deleted immediately

like/dislike list

corpo birthdays

all of the operas (too many operas)

how to rizz up an owl: the complete guide.

fanart for duo and me :3

how i sort my tags:

'a wild ___ appeared' = a corpo blog

'opera gx' = all of my posts

'opera out of character'= usually news

'opera draws'= my drawings (duh)

'yes I know spanish 🙏' = me flirting with duolingo

'<333' = me flirting with yahoo (or just interacting sometimes)

'you caught a __ x __' = ship posts*

'the only acceptable normal: offtovisityourmother' = my favourite and best normal ever

'wink wonk' = flirting with voice mods

'opera flexes' = posts in other languages (Spanish, German, ect.)

'bunny has a tag' = interactions with bunny

'is chevcore in the room with us?' = interaction with chevcore (aka tulipsaisle)

‘bestfriend in crime’: supreme court’s tag

*I don't tag ships that include me

**credits to Flork of Crows for the end image :3

psssttt... i have a secret for you... mod acc is (redacacted info). if you see asks from them, it's just me out of character.

[jammistimz]

MAYONNAISE???

⭐ - Mayonnaise from Real Life

📦 - With mayo??? stims

🔮 - requested by @offtovisityourmother [ ur weird /j ]

📎 - xxx - xxx - xxx

📭 - requests open!

[the-official-publix]

30th follower is @offtovisityourmother !!!

here's your gift card (no real balance in the meatverse)

[operagxreal]

i love you, you are the only normal who deserves a real tag. i am adding you to the tag list

[mccall-me-maurice]

wwyd if i requested billiggy art bc i love ur designs of the characters

wwyd if i answered 2837638364 years later

[the-yapstarzzz]

@offtovisityourmother hiiiiiii

[bluscoutliam]

*Guess who decided to slather vaseline all over your floor?*

Probably the same person who will soon hear a series of crashes, followed by a slew of colorful swear words coming from Liam's bedroom.  

[jammistimz]

ok I'm sorry but I need you to hear me out

Mayonnaise

[taffeta-empressofaavamere]

Hrmmmmmfghrrr yessssss

Sign me the FUCK up

@darthpastry @kakuma-queer97 @eldritchdemonfox @meepyfriends @freddiemercurydearie1991 @skribblez @madeline-the-bisexual-samurai @mylothearsonwizard @offtovisityourmother @idkiliveinmyownwrld

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

[dignified-deceit-blog]

"Who do I have to kill to get a drink in this place?"

Gestures at the bartender, and then at everybody else in the establishment.

"Take your pick. Perhaps except the young man over there; I’d like to…get acquainted with him first, before he meets his untimely end.”

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

If it make ya feel any better

I feel a bit threatened by this one

@offtovisityourmother

That's a fun url

Definitely unique

@killtheratwithameatcleaver

[shiftydealer-blog]

♣ lelelelelel

Oh Dimitri you little slut.