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rank drivers by who has the best thighs on the grid
alright. we're gonna do an objective scientific study on the best thighs on grid (won't do worst, this blog is less body shaming more objectification)
Best Thighs On The F1 Grid:
the criteria we'll be judging on:
is it chonky?
is it biteable?
should he be allowed to wear anything other than itty bitty shorts?
here we go:
Max Verstappen, undefeated reigning champion
paved the way for the male thigh having and thigh grabbing community. Best thighs on the grid. pinup doll ass body. when we eat the rich for his taylor swift private jet shenanigans you best believe I'm having a bite 🍽 wars would be fought for those thighs
Yuki Tsunoda
Yuki often gets left out of the thiscourse (thigh discourse) because he's so compact and proportionate however!!! Yuki Tsunoda Thunder Thighs gang rise up!!!! I have one follower who goes rabid and tags everything with #yighs and I see you
Daniel Ricciardo
Okay yes. I know. Compared to Max's whole ass meal, Daniel's are more lean meat protein diet however you must consider the thattoos (thigh tattoos)
her impact!!!
Another underrated one: Valtteri Bottas
i appreciate a man who can fill out his shorts. that's what a biking gf does to a mans!!!
Charles Leclerc
i know the chirlies will have my head if i don't mention the chighs (charles thighs) altho he is more of a cake pop than an entire cake (one bite)
alright, now for some special mentions; carlos sainz hairy thighs appreciation
sebastian vettel and the soft underside
happy biting and enjoy!
#the grid thighs#i pulled out the 30 image limit for this#if your blorbo didnt make the cut im sorry its the truth#max vertsappen#yuki tsunoda#daniel ricciardo#valtteri bottas#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#sebastian vettel#f1#formula one thighs#a scientific study as i am nothing if not a pursuer of TRUTH#official Thiscourse (thigh discourse)
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