#officer unamo

[armitagehuxsleepschedule]

Mitaka: Okay, I think we can all stop using the word "butthurt" now, we're not twelve.

Unamo: You sound asstroubled.

Thanisson: A bit bootybothered.

Stynnix: Someone's having a tushytantrum.

[kylucc]

The First Order

Petty Officer Thannison, Liutenant Mitaka, FN-2199 “Nines”

Captain Phasma, Supreme Leader Snoke, General Hux

FN-2003 “Slip”, Cheif Petty Officer Unamo, Colonel Kaplan

[artsridley]

Dedicated towards the actress of Lady Macbeth, Medea, Princess Feodora, Nancy Birch, Mary Cattermole, Chief Petty Officer Unamo...

The first group chat which is dedicated to the wonderful Kate Fleetwood is now open! Here you can geek out about the things she has been in or things related to her. Just remember to be kind to one another. 💙

[darthlenaplant]

Aesthetic:

Phasma singing "Misirlou" to Unamo.

[textsfromstarkiller]

(425): In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......

[babieswrld]

Hux: I love all my children! Petty Officer Thanisson, Chief Petty Officer Unamo, Captain Phasma, and- *looks at hand*

Lieutenant Mitski

[arvoresertecnologico]

PORTUGUÊS

Apenas 100 empresas de combustíveis fósseis são responsáveis por 70% das emissões de gases efeito estufa históricas de todo o planeta* e as 20 maiores Petrolíferas e Companhias de Gás são responsáveis por um terço de toda essa emissão sozinhas! As petrolíferas também estão associadas a uma série de outros danos ecológicos irreversíveis, violações e crimes como contaminação da água por fracking, invasões, perfuração de petróleo em pequenas comunidades, vazamentos e explosões em oleodutos. Estão também associadas a guerras. 

 Com elas, temos a indústria de aviação, de frete, de automóveis e de embalagens plásticas. Todas ligadas ao petróleo e tentando fazer o mundo parar no século passado. Para esconder tudo isso, esses setores pagam por uma máquina de negação climática. Com o trabalho dedicado de RPs e assessores de imprensa, com a atuação de muitos lobistas em governos, até agora têm conseguido fazer manobras que estão nos levando a uma falha global no combate da crise climática. 

 Petróleo foi a energia dos 1900! O mundo já tem alternativas energéticas viáveis e escaláveis que causam muito menos impacto. O uso de energia limpa e uma transição gradual na matriz energética global é um fato e já está acontecendo. Mudanças estruturais são difíceis, mas trazem sempre inovação e ar fresco. 

Vamos unir nossa voz junto com milhões de jovens pelo mundo por um planeta mais sustentável e justo sem exploradores ou explorados. Queremos ações reais para conter as mudanças climáticas? Precisamos que os grandes poluidores do planeta sejam responsabilizadas pelo estrago que causam e que parem de poluir.

  *desde 1988 Saiba mais: “Big Oil Reality Check”: https://bit.ly/3fjynA0 “Just 100 companies responsible for 70% of global emissions, study says,” The Guardian, https://bit.ly/3kjF4Vz "For Our Future, the Oil and Gas Industry Must Go Green" - The New York Times: https://nyti.ms/2WqXh5n

ENGLISH

Just 100 fossil fuel companies are responsible for 70% of the world's historic greenhouse gas emissions,* and the 20 largest oil and gas companies are responsible for a third of all those emissions alone! Oil companies are also associated with a host of other irreversible ecological damages, abuses, and crimes such as water contamination from fracking, oil drilling in small communities, and pipeline leaks and explosions. They have also fueled war and conflict around the globe. 

Alongside them are the aviation, freight, automobile and plastic packaging industries. All are linked to oil -- and all are trying to hold the world back in the last century. To hide all this, these sectors are funding a climate-denial machine. With their dedicated PR teams and press officers, and with lobbyists in governments all over the world, they have so far managed to maneuver us into a global failure in combating the climate crisis. 

Oil was the energy of the 20th century! The world already has viable and scalable energy alternatives that cause much less harm. The use of clean energy and a gradual transition in the global energy matrix is ​​a fact, and it’s already happening. Structural change is hard, but it always brings innovation and fresh air. 

 Let's join our voice with millions of young people around the world demanding a more just and sustainable planet free of exploitation. If we want real action to address climate change, we  must hold the biggest polluters on the planet accountable for the damage they cause and stop their pollution. *since 1988 Know more: “Big Oil Reality Check”: https://bit.ly/3fjynA0 “Just 100 companies responsible for 70% of global emissions, study says,” The Guardian, https://bit.ly/3kjF4Vz "For Our Future, the Oil and Gas Industry Must Go Green" - The New York Times: https://nyti.ms/2WqXh5n

ESPAÑOL

¡Solo 100 empresas de combustibles fósiles son responsables del 70% de las emisiones históricas de gases de efecto invernadero globales* y las 20 mayores empresas de petróleo y gas son responsables de un tercio de todas esas emisiones! Las compañías petroleras también están asociadas con una serie de otros daños ecológicos irreversibles, violaciones y delitos como la contaminación del agua por fracturación hidráulica (fracking), invasiones, extracción de petróleo en pequeñas comunidades, fugas y derrames de oleoductos. También están asociadas con las guerras. 

 Con ellas, tenemos las industrias de aviación, transporte de mercancías, automóviles y petroquímicas (de envases de plástico). Todo ligado al petróleo y tratando de mantener al mundo en el siglo pasado. Para ocultar todo esto, estos sectores están financiando una campaña de negación de la crisis climática. A través del trabajo de relaciones públicas y de medios de comunicación.  Realizando incidencia política en gobiernos a través de lobistas, han logrado llevar a cabo maniobras que nos están llevando a un fracaso global en la lucha contra la crisis climática. 

¡El petróleo era la energía del siglo XX! El mundo ya cuenta con alternativas energéticas viables y escalables que causan menos impacto. El uso de energía limpia y una transición gradual en la matriz energética global es un hecho y ya está sucediendo. Los cambios estructurales son difíciles, pero siempre vienen con innovación y aire fresco. 

 Unamos nuestra voz junto con millones de jóvenes de todo el mundo por un planeta más sostenible y justo, sin explotadores ni explotados. ¿Queremos  acciones reales para evitar el cambio climático? Necesitamos que a los mayores contaminadores del planeta se les hagan responsables de los daños que causan y que paren ya de contaminar.  *desde 1988 Conozca más: "Verificación de la realidad de las grandes petroleras": https://bit.ly/3fjynA0 "Solo 100 empresas son responsables del 70% de las emisiones globales, según un estudio", The Guardian, https://bit.ly/3kjF4Vz "Para nuestro futuro, la industria del petróleo y el gas debe ser ecológica" - The New York Times: https://nyti.ms/2WqXh5n "

[kyluxbigbang]

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Dopheld Mitaka, Nastia Unamo, Snoke Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Kylux in Vienna, businessman kylo, Waiter Hux, rude Hux, some German dialogues, Moving to Another Country, Fluff, Angst, Anal Sex, Switching, Alcohol, safe sex, coffee shop au but not really, Kylux Big Bang 2020, Public transport, meet-petty turns meet-cute, Corporate secrets, creepy boss Snoke Summary:

When his boss Snoke tasks Kylo to take over their branch office in Vienna, Austria, he didn't expect to run into a cheeky ginger waiter who turns his world upside down. For some reason he can't get enough of Armitage Hux who keeps only speaking German to him despite being British when he meets up with business associates at a certain traditional Viennese coffee house. Things get a lot more heated when Kylo runs into Hux in the evening when he decides to tour some gay clubs in the area. There's a surprise in store for Kylo when he realizes there's more to Hux than meets the eye...

Read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28113465/chapters/68882523

[armitagehuxsleepschedule]

Unamo: When manga characters literally say "❤" out loud somehow...I wish I could do that in real life.

Mitaka: You can! Just put a little love in your voice. Smile! People hear it.

Thanisson: Moan.

[armitage-hux-dameron]

The following was submitted to the First Order Central Board of Research for approval. @pryde-before-the-fall @stormyourtroopers 

The Questionable Relevance of Sleep and Caf Intake in Relation to the Stamina and Mental Acuity of Armitage Hux-Dameron

Armitage Hux-Dameron, Poe Hux-Dameron, Finn the Finn

Abstract. The correlation between an erratic sleep schedule combined with elevated caf intake and declining mental acuity is a subject of active research within the First Order. Previous research has demonstrated that increased caf intake and decreased REM sleep were correlated with increased instance of tearfully screaming “Why me?!” and “How did it come to this?!” during work shifts (Pryde, Krennic & Palpatine, 3 BBY). However, more recent studies have found these variables to be unrelated (Hux, Mitaka & Unamo, 34 ABY). The present study examines the relationship between REM sleep, caf intake and mental acuity in 35-year-old, Arkanisian commanding officers. Our results support that a lack of REM sleep and elevated caf intake is related to improved performance on the Standard Imperial Metrics of alertness and efficiency. We recommend adjusting the recommended First Order guidelines for sleep and caf intake accordingly to reflect that a minimum of 1 hour REM sleep per week and 21 cups of caf per day are optimal. We also recommend that the First Order take greater efforts to ensure that Ren stops disrupting REM sleep by shouting “TAKE MY HAND” in the middle of the night.

[general-gingerbowie]

Swingin’ Recruits

(Not set during any specific movie period)

The stormtroopers were led into the room by Captain Phasma. Surprisingly, it was ample enough for many to run simulations and do battle in. She took her position at the front of the room and took Commander Pyre along with her, cadets wondering what she had in store for them.

“Now cadets, I’ve been told that many of you have complained that training is dull. Well, I decided to change it up a bit. Find a partner immediately,” she said, taking Pyre’s hand. “Today, we shall learn the art of the swing dance. This is an exercise in agility and preciseness, not a social hour. Strike up the band.” A small seven piece band of officers took the stage, shocking the cadets that were there. They didn’t know that Lieutenant Mitaka played piano, nor that Officer Unamo played the drums. But shocking to them was General Hux on that stage, warming up on a tenor saxophone, then setting it down to tune an alto. Pyre nodded to Unamo, who began the beat on her drum kit, with the bassist and Mitaka creating a backdrop of music. The trombone slid in, followed by Hux’s tenor, and finally came the trumpet. Pyre took Phasma by the hand and began to dance with her, the pair flipping and dancing with surprising agility despite their armor clunking awkwardly to the lively swing music.

The officer who played trumpet took a solo now, his horn creating a golden toned song that Phasma and Pyre swerved around to. As soon as that solo was finished, Hux chimed in on a baritone saxophone, playing a driving solo that kept them both on their toes. There was a trombone solo, followed by Hux on tenor, and then the band played a final chorus as the two dancers gracefully ended. The stormtroopers applauded in awe, with some removing their helmets to whistle and clamor for encores. Phasma and Pyre took their helmets off, their foreheads gleaming yet smiling broadly as they walked among the recruits, showing them the way to properly swing dance.

Everyone got to enjoy the dance that day, and Phasma made it a point to have agility trainings such as this one once a month. But for the time being, she enjoyed doing a simple foxtrot around the floor with Pyre as Hux’s alto sax crooned a vintage melody.

[venatohru]

Breathe

When Mitaka is summoned to Hux's chambers following a series of errors, he assumes the worst - but the general has other plans for him.

Pt. 2: gasp

[previous]

Mitaka’s first target was, unsurprisingly, Tritt Opan. He didn’t bother to ask why. He settled on slipping a kouhun into the captain’s trouser pocket, where the fabric was just thin enough for the wriggling little arthropod to sink its stingers into the flesh beneath. It wasn’t a particularly elegant assassination, but the poison worked quickly and the “culprit” was found to be a non-sentient creature. An unfortunate accident. Not that anyone really believed that - but all Mitaka required was that it could not be traced back to him.

A few hours after that fact, Hux nodded towards him as he passed Mitaka’s workstation on the bridge. Apparently his work was to the general’s liking, lazy and sloppy as he’d considered it - he was woefully out of practise. But, at least for a moment, Opan had been foolish enough to think that he was safe.

A moment was all he needed.

But when Opan collapsed in the mess hall and his breathing became laboured, Mitaka had frozen as he recalled gasping for breath as Kylo Ren’s fingers curled and closed around his neck. A concerned Chief Petty Officer Unamo gently patted his arm, said he looked pale and asked if he needed escorting to the medbay.

A moment was all he needed, he told her.

Since this wasn’t exactly official First Order business, he wasn’t required to compile an official report for the general. This came as a relief, as he’d prefer not to recount the details of the incident in the mess hall (though he felt sure that Hux must have heard about his reaction). Instead, he was simply summoned to Hux’s chambers under the pretense of going over datawork.

“Well done, Lieutenant,” Hux said, pouring himself another cup of tea before offering one to Mitaka. He noticed how the general’s hands trembled slightly.

“Thank you, Sir. I’m pleased to know that you find my work satisfactory.” He brought the teacup to his lips, the contents only slightly too hot. Hux nodded, distracted.

“Indeed. I- the kathbane oil did help.” His hand stopped short of touching his neck. “I was not aware of the plant’s medicinal qualities.”

“It’s a fascinating plant,” Mitaka’s eyes brightened. “It can be a soothing agent, a medicine, an aphrodisiac, a hallucinogen...or deadly, all depending on the dose and which parts of the plant you use.” Hux smiled slightly.

“You’re very knowledgeable. Was kathbane native to your homeworld?”

“I suppose it’s a hobby.” It was strange and unexpected to be speaking with Hux about his personal interests, but without being awkward. “My stepfather worked in hydroponics. He’s fanatical about plants, really. Some of it must have rubbed off.”

“I see.” Hux’s lips twitched, as if he wanted to say something more. Mitaka continued instead.

“To be honest, I don’t really remember my homeworld. I’ve lived in the fleet since I was three. Do you remember much of Arkanis?”

“No.” When his hands balled into fists, Mitaka could almost hear the scrape of nails against his palms, even through leather. He took Hux’s hands in his own, gently unfurling the fingers. He’d half expected to be reprimanded, but Hux said nothing.

“Well, you were young when you left, too,” Mitaka said, carrying on as if grasping your superior officer’s hands mid-conversation was a completely normal thing to do. Between his recent dealings with Hux and Kylo Ren (and one very odd radar technician during a brief visit to Starkiller Base) he wasn’t really sure what kind of behaviour was normal anymore.

Besides, Hux still hadn’t made any attempt to shake off Mitaka’s hands.

[textsfromstarkiller]

(406): Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!

[kyluxbigbang]

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Snoke (Star Wars), Dopheld Mitaka, Thannison, Unamo (Star Wars), Phasma (Star Wars), Rey (Star Wars), Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron Additional Tags: University AU, College AU, sike this is about UK university buckle up kids Summary:

Armitage Hux is a second year aerospace engineer, BSc. Intelligent, hard-working, and getting plastered literally as much as he can. But instead of achieving the tutor of his dreams, Professor Tarkin, he's stuck with the creepy old guy who's taken over one of the oldest offices on campus. And not only that, but this hulking, dark-haired, /American/ BA student is now the one thing between him, and an internship at First Order Incorporated...

[ao3feed--kylux]

At Long Last

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/384oy3F

by valda

An assassination attempt at a First Order officers' party goes wildly wrong due to the would-be assassin's own incompetence. This unexpected good luck brings with it even better things for Armitage Hux.

Words: 4876, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of The Deaths of Allegiant General Pryde

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armitage Hux, Enric Pryde, Kylo Ren, Dopheld Mitaka, Nastia Unamo

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Poison, Poisoning, Minor Character Death, POV Armitage Hux, Getting Together, First Kiss, Brief suicide ideation, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Assassination Attempt(s), Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Submissive Kylo Ren, Fix-It

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/384oy3F

[armitagehuxsleepschedule]

Peavey, in the Finalizer bridge crew group chat: For the last time, "your" and "you're" are different words! "Your" is a possessive, and "you're" is a contraction of "you are!"

Thanisson: My fire

Stynnix: The one

Unamo: Desire

Mitaka: Believe when I say

Hux: I want it that way

[Captain Peavey has left the chat.]