#off topic sorry

[falloutnewnobody]

ai will never be able to recreate the majesty that was Velocipastor. Like, a priest (not even a pastor he is catholic priest???) watches his parents die in the best vfx car crash ever put to screen, drinks a fuck ton of communion wine (which is like a sin), and goes to china on a mid life cris/self discovery jounrey where he gains the power to turn into a veloceraptor. and then he proceeds to use this power to enact vigelante justice it also contains the simoltaniously worst and best one liner ever put to screen, "they call me frankie mermaid becuase i'm swimmin' in bitches,"

[loverofsoups]

Always always ALWAYS thinking of the donna-harvey scene where she says that he only wears lavender when something tragic has happened. And that the potential decision of mike leaving him is equal to his mother coming back into his life. Someone who betrayed him more than anyone else. Someone he grew up with and loved who forced him into doing something no kid should do. Her sudden arrival would be just as tragic as Mike, someone he’s grown to love and care for in just a year, leaving him

[neyxmessi]

finished my note taking 😭🫶🏼

[theclosetedskeleton]

What the FUCK was that dream scene in tcr

[falloutnewnobody]

According to google ai, the average penis haver gains 5-10 cockroaches in ther penis per year, but that's a statistical error, becuase COCKroach georg, who sleeps dick out in the cockroach caves-

[virichemia]

Looking at brother Not looking

[pbpsbff]

would u guys still love me if i changed my layout to chappell roan

[falloutnewnobody]

is this american psycho?

[hamletthedane]

I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…

Why/Why not in the tags?

I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??

(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)

[kausparty]

historians will say they're masov and nilsen coded..

[kaoharu]

thats a lotta messages

[falloutnewnobody]

victor frankenstein

i promise im only stealing this dead body to. learn about medicine and not a different reason

[da-millerrrrr]

therion needs one hundred thousand hugs and alfyn and primrose are here to give them

it was always the same dream

Therion had a nightmare that night. He had had the dream countless times, though the lead up to it was different every time, maybe a memory of them talking on a rooftop, or goofing off in their apartment, but it always ended the same.

with Darius driving a knife into Therion’s back.

therion never figured out why he did it. did someone make him do it? he hoped that was the reality, and not that Darius just got sick of him and decided to get rid of him for whatever reason.

the dream never lasted much longer after that, with the last thing therion hearing usually being darius’s grating laugh.

“-ion…��

“th…n”

“THERION!”

therion shot up in a cold sweat, startled awake by alfyn calling his name and primrose shaking him.

right… right. he nearly forget that alfyn was staying with them tonight. something about him wanting to ‘keep an eye on that wound’ or something like that.

“therion, you alright?” alfyn asked.

“yeah… yeah. I’m ok.” therion shakily replied. he clearly wasn’t ok.

“do you want to talk about it?” asked primrose

“…not right now.”

that answer was apparently enough to stop alfyn and primrose’s questions, but not enough to leave him alone. alfyn and primrose both scooched under the covers, alfyn pulling him into a hug and primrose wrapping her arms around him from behind.

normally, therion would put up at least a little bit of a fight to this, especially with alfyn, but he was way too tired to do that at this point. plus, this didn’t feel… horrible.

it was kinda nice, actually. he felt… safe. alfyn’s slow back rubs and primrose’s hand running through his hair all but hastened therion’s fatigue, and he let out a shaky sigh before he drifted off.

it felt nice, knowing he had good friends.

ough,,, cuddle party,,

i imagine prim and alfyn fall asleep soon after therion and they all just lay there in theri's bed snoozing and cuddling

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?

thank you so much !!

i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]

and the obligatory bonus:

[wistfulwatcher]

EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN

[falloutnewnobody]

not to miss the point of the post but i feel obligated to add, as someone who wrote and read an unholy ammount of fankenstein fic in middleschool and highschool i, can confirm that victor is a top but tends to get misconstrued as a bottom because of the fact that he's a greasy rat (affectionate) twink.

so yeah the tumblr brain worms got me good.

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species