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ai will never be able to recreate the majesty that was Velocipastor. Like, a priest (not even a pastor he is catholic priest???) watches his parents die in the best vfx car crash ever put to screen, drinks a fuck ton of communion wine (which is like a sin), and goes to china on a mid life cris/self discovery jounrey where he gains the power to turn into a veloceraptor. and then he proceeds to use this power to enact vigelante justice it also contains the simoltaniously worst and best one liner ever put to screen, "they call me frankie mermaid becuase i'm swimmin' in bitches,"
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Always always ALWAYS thinking of the donna-harvey scene where she says that he only wears lavender when something tragic has happened. And that the potential decision of mike leaving him is equal to his mother coming back into his life. Someone who betrayed him more than anyone else. Someone he grew up with and loved who forced him into doing something no kid should do. Her sudden arrival would be just as tragic as Mike, someone he’s grown to love and care for in just a year, leaving him
#YEOUCH!!!#insane scene#i know it by heart#‘you need to give that boy more encouragement’#yes! agreed!#off topic sorry#marvey#mike ross#harvey specter#suits tv
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is this the autistic experience or something
I installed sims 4 for funsies, to create my beloved original re4 Leon Kennedy and myself and make them do cute stuff together but seeing them get new skills slowly, doing chores, cooking, working out and caring for themselves genuinely changed something within me. It.. Motivated me to care for myself and made me look at building skills from a new perspective. (something i struggle with a lot, thanks to school)
Anyway thank you sims 4
#sims 4#schizoposting#chul ramble#chul thoughts#this game changed my life lmao#off topic sorry#f/o#self shipping
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finished my note taking 😭🫶🏼
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According to google ai, the average penis haver gains 5-10 cockroaches in ther penis per year, but that's a statistical error, becuase COCKroach georg, who sleeps dick out in the cockroach caves-
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Looking at brother Not looking
#🪱🪱#double dan#little dan#I'm sorry this is just my favorite aspect!!!#he loves his little brother I'm a sucker for that🥺#so overprotective of him#I'm not saying he hates his job tho#probably just not particularly enjoying this situation rn because of Ralph#I've been looking at all of these for so long I keep thinking I'm watching something Rankin/Bass-esque#actually no I'm reminded of the Rudolph sequel... anyone remember that?#off topic sorry
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would u guys still love me if i changed my layout to chappell roan
#im in love with her i fear#its bad…..#chappell roan#oh my god i saw a video earlier of these girls at guts tour#and they were spitting on the ppl below them#and one of the replies was#we blame chappell (edgy) stans#like HUH#???#do u hate lesbians#answer qucik#off topic sorry#but yeah#chappell roan?
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is this american psycho?
#yes i still have the matpatify browser extension and its going terribly#off topic sorry#rambles#american psycho
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historians will say they're masov and nilsen coded..
#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#my art#i never draw yaoi sorry you've caught me in a moment of weakness. my physical instrument making me go work out to regain masculinity#off topic but#masov being a combo of marx/lenin and nilsen being a combo of engles/trotsky... the implications are massive.#what if we co-wrote a manifesto for a world led by the proletariat class and also immediately fought to make that world a reality#And we were both boys
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I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…
Why/Why not in the tags?
I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??
(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)
#i know this sounds like I’m a sleeper advertising agent or something but I promise I’m not#I’m just curious bc I’ve never even been vaguely tempted by that. But maybe it’s popular on here?? idk#seems like it would not be based on the demographic#but who knows?#also sorry regular followers I know this is random and off topic blogging but I want to KNOW#smoking#shut up e
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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victor frankenstein
i promise im only stealing this dead body to. learn about medicine and not a different reason
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thats a lotta messages
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therion needs one hundred thousand hugs and alfyn and primrose are here to give them
it was always the same dream
Therion had a nightmare that night. He had had the dream countless times, though the lead up to it was different every time, maybe a memory of them talking on a rooftop, or goofing off in their apartment, but it always ended the same.
with Darius driving a knife into Therion’s back.
therion never figured out why he did it. did someone make him do it? he hoped that was the reality, and not that Darius just got sick of him and decided to get rid of him for whatever reason.
the dream never lasted much longer after that, with the last thing therion hearing usually being darius’s grating laugh.
“-ion…”
“th…n”
“THERION!”
therion shot up in a cold sweat, startled awake by alfyn calling his name and primrose shaking him.
right… right. he nearly forget that alfyn was staying with them tonight. something about him wanting to ‘keep an eye on that wound’ or something like that.
“therion, you alright?” alfyn asked.
“yeah… yeah. I’m ok.” therion shakily replied. he clearly wasn’t ok.
“do you want to talk about it?” asked primrose
“…not right now.”
that answer was apparently enough to stop alfyn and primrose’s questions, but not enough to leave him alone. alfyn and primrose both scooched under the covers, alfyn pulling him into a hug and primrose wrapping her arms around him from behind.
normally, therion would put up at least a little bit of a fight to this, especially with alfyn, but he was way too tired to do that at this point. plus, this didn’t feel… horrible.
it was kinda nice, actually. he felt… safe. alfyn’s slow back rubs and primrose’s hand running through his hair all but hastened therion’s fatigue, and he let out a shaky sigh before he drifted off.
it felt nice, knowing he had good friends.
ough,,, cuddle party,,
i imagine prim and alfyn fall asleep soon after therion and they all just lay there in theri's bed snoozing and cuddling
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Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?
thank you so much !!
i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]
and the obligatory bonus:
#xmen#xmen comics#fall of x#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#professor x#magneto#snap sketches#for clarity on of this tag ramble im calling magneto max OK ok#sorry it took me a while to answer- ive been busy this week !#but yah like i said theres a lot of Fall Of X moments i wanna poke at#one i really wanted to doodle around was max's time with the shadow king from Resurrection of Magneto#the third issue is prob my fave in general if im so tbh .... but i wont prattle bout that ill go back to my previous prattle#i dont think i have a comic in mind prob just a doodle with shadow charles....#i mean if im devious enough i can def turn it into a comic but for now i just know i wanna do something with that#honestly even this moment i might revisit when i have more time to draw something. a lil better#i dont hate this its a sound start- but i THINK i wanna draw a smooch. a lil kiss. idk we'll see#cause im cheeky like that. 'will this be the last time i see you' 'girl idk we can kiss about it though' etc etc#god not to get off topic but im so curious what will happen with these two ... but thats for a diff post i guess#honestly if you guys have any runs i should read lemme know !! i just finished way of x and bar that ive just been reading the 60s issues#i have a couple on my list i wanna check out but im always excited to look into recs if yall think theyre worth it !!#but ya. thats all from me for now#my time is so finite this week i hope i can draw these sillies again soon .. i have a lot of ideas i fear#maybe i can sneak in one more doodle tonight ... <- doubtful
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EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN
#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#cmverseedit#cmverse#hotchnissedit#emily prentiss#emilyprentissedit#aaron hotchner#aaronhotchneredit#mine#edit#*#otp: you seem to do ok#otp#will i EVER be over this it's been literally 12 years (and a day damn i should have posted yesterday for the anniversary)#forever screaming into a pillow about her face before he makes her laugh and his face after#LIKEEEEEEE if those last two gifs don't just fucking SUM THEM UP#tentative and careful and honest but not open?? chewing glass brb#(off topic ish i'm obsessed with romantic glowing my gifs sorry that i am fully living in 2014 right now??? it just feels right)
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