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tarttykent · 5 months ago

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TED LASSO CONVERSATIONS THAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED OFF-SCREEN PART I

Roy enters and tosses a ball of red string on Ted’s desk.

Ted: Mornin’ Roy. What’s the string for?

Roy: First the lads. For today’s session.

Ted: Okay. Expound.

Roy: They need to fucking know where all the others are on the pitch.

Beard: Definitely.

Ted: Agreed.

Roy: So we’re gonna partner all of them up today -

Beard: Right, this is like that Japanese thing where soulmates are joined by their pinkies with red string. Right, Roy?

Roy: Sure, whatever.

Ted: Oh I love that!

Roy: But we’re going to get them to tie the string around their dicks.

Ted: …

Beard: …

Roy: (nodding, 100% seriously)

Beard: …

Ted: Sorry, Coach, did you say -

Roy: Their dicks, yeah.

At this point, Ted and Beard make hard eye contact, shrugging and mouthing to each other behind Roy’s back as he scribbles on the whiteboard and just assume that this was some weird shit that everybody did at Sunderland and Chelsea and hell, he must know what he’s talking about and they just decide to go with it.

Meanwhile, Roy:

#ted lasso #roy kent #coach beard #The Strings That Bind Us #off screen convos

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leavingkamino · 8 months ago

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STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH 3.12 "Juggernaut"

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philtstone · 4 months ago

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augh but im not done what kills me (affectionate) about shawn and juliets development is that there are so many moments that they could have gotten together sooner had shawn been less than the man juliet deserved. if he'd pushed a little harder in the early seasons or ditched abigail when juliet asked him out or given in to his impulse to be there in person for juliet when yin took her, they may have gotten together sooner but he would not have been the man juliet deserved. which is why its sooooo insane and delicious that after passing all of those tests he still technically fails her so completely -- but you cant hate him, bc hes kind of earned the right to be called a good man, hasnt he? hasnt he????? (ask the writers and shawn of you the viewer and juliet. and you have to make up your mind for yourself!!!) (of course he has. because it's fake fiction land and he is willing to go to jail to earn back her trust like 2 episodes later. but WHAT a question!!)

#i forgive them all their time jumps and implied off screen convos that Should Have Happened Explicitly lol #because imagine having to fake break up with and get back together with your ex in front of millions of viewers lmfao. id die #but the set up is unmatched i think #phil.txt #shules

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roughroadhaley · 7 months ago

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Sam says “FUCK” and hits the ground when Jamie gets past him at training in episode 2 and Sam barely ever cusses… speaks to how much Jamie’s bullying was affecting him that he was so mad at himself.. he knew Jamie’s comment was coming (and he was right)

:((

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #sam obisanya #still think the only thing that makes me unhappy about Sam and Jamie is that they needed one more on screen convo in season 2 #like a real good honest talk #Jamie does more than make it up to him as we see #and I love their friendship moments #but jeez Jamie did a number on Sam’s psyche at training #and Sam deserved Ted to look him in the eye and say Jamie’s coming back #because that really could’ve thrown everything off for Sam #idk if I should use affecting or effecting #so sorry 🤷‍♀��

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subtlehaz · 9 months ago

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can I share something that might be an unpopular opinion? is this a safe space?

so obvs The Lawsuit™️ gets talked about all the time. and while I understand Buck’s thinking… do I necessarily agree a whole lawsuit was the way to go? depends on the day. but! what I wanna know that I don’t see a ton of discourse about, is do we think Buck forgave Bobby too quickly with the treatment he gave post-lawsuit (and the treatment that led to the lawsuit in the first place tbh)?

the whole reason the lawsuit happened is because of what Buck essentially considered as Bobby’s betrayal. we know about the Divorce Era with Eddie that happened BECAUSE OF the lawsuit, we know Hen was the only one to properly welcome Buck back with a cupcake and not really hold the lawsuit against him, but we also know Bobby was still kind of a d!ck and influenced the behaviors of the rest of the 118 after the lawsuit.

we really just see Buck at the hospital after getting checked out because he cut his arm saving those people on Halloween, and Bobby showing up and being like, ‘hm, maybe you are ready to come back’ and Buck is like ‘wanna get breakfast’ 🤨

am I the only one that kind of wishes Buck like. acknowledged Bobby’s behavior? like I get he was just so grateful to have it all over, to be back to properly working etc. but NOTHING?! I mean maybe he felt so bad about the lawsuit he didn’t care? Idk someone talk this out with me

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clericofshadows · 7 months ago

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broke: killing off garrus in 2 so you get an alternative character experience on menae and in other scenes in 3

woke: killing off garrus in 2 so he's not your forced bestie in 3

bespoke: killing off garrus in 2 so that kaidan is first in line in the character select screen

#cleric's convos #i'm testing ashley's armory and came to the best conclusion about the consequences of my actions #but either way the game is so much better without him and regis is free #at least tali is an admiral when loyal sooooo #my random lowering property values post so I keep my ME opinions front and center lol #also I'm not sure if I'm a fan of the hugeass EGM squad select screen with everyone in it so I turned off extra squadmates for now

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scarysanctuary · 5 months ago

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alright, i finished season 2 of iwtv, yeah, so, give Sam Reid his Emmy now, thanks

#that was insane #INSANE #I WAS LIKE TREMBLING I WAS SO MOVED BY HIS PERFORMANCE ARE YOU KIDDING ME #sam and jacob are MAGIC when they are on screen together and thats saying something because assad was amazing too but its different!!#they were playing off each other so well i was speechless. Like it was so deep & private i shouldnt be watching this convo between them #wow #iwtv #iwtv season 2 #sam reid #iwtv s2e8

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horsemage · 7 months ago

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I think we should bring back basic etiquette lessons such as shutting the fuck up when you’re watching a movie in a group that is not exclusively your friend group 🙂

#welcome to another Mick Airs Out Their Grievances and by god is it a VERY long one #prob best if u don't expand the tags #am I being maybe a bit meaner about this than I would be for any other movie? maybe but pac rim is one of my favorite movies of all time #so I think I get a pass on this one.#one of the groups on campus is hosting movie nights & I went to this one bc I've only ever watched pac rim on my laptop and wanted to watch #it on a larger screen. yay yippee I love this movie!#there r maybe 10-ish of us in this room and a three person friend group is sitting on the couch one of whom has seen the movie and two who #have not. okay so far so normal.#and then the movie starts and they won't! stop! fucking! commentating! the whole fucking movie!!! I don't have a problem with doing that #when I'm in just my friend group because I know that I can tell my friend to stop talking or pause the movie or whatnot but not when I'm in #a large group w people I'm not good friends with ffs #and the comments aren't even funny or anything they're all oh this is JUST like in iron widow!! oh they're SO gay and autistic!!! and #they're talking so loud about this that it completely drowns out the movie audio which has already been turned up a few times #like. be considerate!! some of us want to yknow actually listen to what's going on and not whatever bullshit you're saying #I nearly walked out three or four times before I actually wound up doing so #I may have been a bit of a bitch at the end but I don't care. I got up to leave because this was not an enjoyable environment and one of #them offered to turn the movie down if it was too loud. this caught me a bit off guard since I expected them to still be so wrapped up in #their convo and. well. I may have said 'it's not the movie that's too loud' before closing the door #this also reminds me a lot about my issues with online shipping culture and it bleeding through into how we interact with media irl #this is probably heavily influenced by my aromanticism but I'm so sick of people constantly reading romantic relationships into everything #AND placing more importance on those relationships than any other form. I don't mind romance in media. I think if done right it has great #emotional impact on a story but when a movie is running and when other people who may not want to hear it are in the room watching it too #is not the time to be loudly saying 'he's autistic!' 'they're in love!' 'she has a crush on him!'#I have my own interpretations of the movie some of which agree with what they said and some of which don't but that's beside the point of #knowing how to coexist politely in public #anyway. I think they were awful and annoying and they ruined my night out.#I think I'm just so incredibly mad about this because I love the movie and I was looking forward to watching it in a group of people who #found it cool as well while still having some modicum of politeness #I almost wish I had been meaner but that's the extreme annoyance talking I think #hater hour over love u guys bye

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mimikinyuu · 23 days ago

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> RO-TO-TO! SEARCHING: LEGION’S TEXT MESSAGES . . .

> SEARCHING . . .

> RESULTS FOUND! DISPLAYING:

#ask #anon #rotoleak #op #rotomblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #ooc:#yes i made a fake text convo with myself just for this #its about the immersion #the gang goes to paldea #off-screen

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brittlebutch · 3 months ago

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realizing that it sounds kind of mean for me to be referring to this fic as the “cringe loser” fic if you don’t have the extensive lexicon i’ve created in my head for the lengthy opinion essay i haven’t written about how most people don’t actually want “good” autist-rep, they want “cool” rep even at the expense of ‘accuracy’. just believe me i say “cringe loser” with the highest degree of absolute affection

#N posts stuff #brief overview is: abed is generally one of the only characters i see lauded as Good rep #but there’s no way to quantify his representation in a way that successfully singles him out in the convo #ie; people claim it’s Good bc Harmon is autistic — doesn’t hold up bc post-music sia now touts a diagnosis #so either you think she’s lying for obscure internet clout OR having an autisticwriter in the room isn’t The Thing that makes it work #‘if they would hire autisticactors tho’ but that doesn’t hold up either bc abed is portrayed by an allistic man #and when that MH cartoon with the autistic character dropped people immediately started mocking the voice acting #even tho she was played by an autistic actress. so that also doesn’t hold up #so what differentiates abed?#shaun murphy is ‘cringe’ bc he talks weird and has meltdowns #and wendy please stand by is ‘bad’ bc she lives in a group home #and attorney woo is ‘embarrassing’ bc she has motor skill issues and makes odd facial expressions #and the MH girl is ‘childish’ bc she talks weird #etcetera and so on. so why is abed different? i don’t know if his portrayal Is significantly different #i think he just ‘looks cooler’ than these other characters so people like him more #the deficits he has are usually throwaway jokes instead of things that are given narrative weight. so you can ignore them if you want #and if you wanted to argue that the Narrative of the show is what makes a difference then i would also disagree with you #bc abed is pretty extensively mocked in the show. a lot of his autistic traits are just the punchlines of jokes about his characters #(i mean every character on the show is so at least abed isn’t single out but i wouldn’t exactly call it Respectful)#and if you argue that it’s good bc it’s ‘unintentional’ bc harmon didn’t know he was autistic at the time #then i’d point out that abed is made the punchline of an autism joke within his first five minutes on screen #so they knew Enough about what they were doing to make him the joke. so i don’t believe that holds water either #anyway the argument doesn’t cumulate in the opinion that any of these shows are definitively Good Rep #bc the notion of Good Rep is so shakily defined that it’s hard to quantify and also a lot of the examples i chose aren’t like #‘good’ narratively even if i like the characters so im not arguing that they’re better or worse than community or whatever #it really is just an argument about people wanting things to look ‘cool’ more than they want it ‘real’#and that’s why you see autistic influencers literally bullied off social media by other autistic people for acting ‘cringe’ by.. stimming #and that’s it. bc they didn’t look Cool Enough when they did it #so i think we desperately need to embrace Cringe Losers bc i think the Cool factor is a bad one to measure by

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malikselfindulgence · 1 year ago

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💌 + Grapefruitshipping my beloveds!!

King of "if my gf were wrong I'd simply reshape reality to make her correct" BWHEHW TY SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!! :3

#iwas gonna do smthn angsty but I gave up halfway thru coloring the 2nd panel #one day ... one day ill finish it #Marek uses Mei and MK's mutual rants as bg noise #ocassionally she'll pop in with smthn completely unrelated to the convo then goback to dozing off #malik's asks #malik's art #grapefruitshipping #oc: marek lmk #marek ... my widdol guy #Marek spouts a completely useless set of words that communicate absuloutely zero information and Mei nods like yeah no bro I get it #lmk oc #oc x canon #OHIN CASE MY HANDWRITING IS UNREADABLE ILL PUT THE DIALOUGE HERE #1st panel: [Mei and MK arguing about a video game]#2nd panel: Mei: MAREK! tell MK hes wrong MK [off-screen]: HEY-#3rd panel: -> wasnt listening 2 a damn word #4th panel: Marek: I agree with Mei whole-heartedly.#5th panel: MK: WHAT?! but earlier you said the exact opposi- Mei: PSSHSH youre just jealous that I'm her favorite #northern lights trio

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lesbiradshaw · 2 years ago

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scott telling liam “you’re right. we are trying to save lives” in 6.14 when liam is afraid of going back to school after what happened to brett and lori… theo bringing up their deaths in 6.15 while trying to make liam focus on his own safety… theo also bringing up what brett and nolan did to liam after he did end up going back to school in 6.16… and then theo saying “you might want to remember what scott’s goal has been all along. keep people alive” in 6.17 when liam comes dangerously close to hurting brett in retaliation… i am dying to know what the thiam conversations where liam admitted what happened to him while theo was kidnapped looked like because obviously they talked about all of it at some point.

#theo was kidnapped from 6.12-6.15 and ik ive spiraled about this before but looking at the scottliam convo #in liams bedroom where scott emphasizes the keeping people alive thing #and then looking at theo bringing up that exact point a few episodes later…#ik scotts goal is generally to save lives at all times but this + all of the other mentions of what was going on w liam when theo was gone #THEY DEFINITELY TALKED ABOUT IT IN DEPTH IM NOT CRAZY I KNOW IT HAPPENED #jeff davis will pay for making so much of their development happen off screen #there are implications here.. trust me… im not just a crazy person who overthinks teen shows with shitty continuity… i promise…#carolcore #teen wolf #thiam

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tsukana · 1 year ago

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monday: build a prison

tuesday: imprison philza

wednesday: BRUNIMDHHDH until he loves me.

friday: i dont know the others. you will love me and everything will be great!

-forever 5/3/23

#tsu liveblogs #qsmp #liveblogging qsmp #mans is wilding and this is so fucking funny fr #meanwhile chayanne is ready to beat him up and punch him off the wall as many times as it takes to keep him away from phil #god chay and richas having a wholeass sign convo off screen is taking me OUT #i wanna read it all so bad

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bendures · 5 days ago

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i can tell you're trying your hardest.

HER soft words break the heavy lull in their conversation, surprising him ; lifted from his ruminating thoughts, obi-wan blinks at her, startled not only by her gentleness but by her reassurance.

" your faith in me may be unfounded, " he answers quietly, resting his elbows on his knees as if to retreat from where she sits next to him. glancing sideways, he barks a mild, humorless laugh.

" and, need i remind you — there is no try. " his impression of the ancient master, complete with a cautionary wagging finger, banishes the somber mood for a brief moment only. the heavy darkness wraps back around them like a funeral shroud as his hand falls, a genuine weariness lining worry-worn features.

" i'm worried for him, padmé. i can't seem to— get through to him. he only shuts me out. i don't want to put you in this position, but... will you talk with him? he might listen to you. "

#— ic.#act iii. — jedi knight.#alootus #i think about their off-screen convo in ROTS a lot so here you go

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cosmosis · 1 year ago

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MOVED TO @seratopia

miguel o’hara x reader (fluff) - call

miguel calls you because he misses you

. . .

“Lyla.“

“Yah?“

“Call y/n.“

“What do we say?“

“Oh my god, just call her. Please.“

“You’re in your office, call her yourself.“

“Lyla!“

Lyla scoffs, flickering in and out in a flash of cream and pink. Miguel rolls his eyes, watching as a module is pulled up in front of him.

Lyla flickers in, pressing the obnoxiously green “call” button on the screen as Miguel subconsciously fixes his hair. The screen starts to dial, and Lyla chuckles to herself.

“What?“ Miguel asks, crossing his arms together.

Lyla’s hand runs up to her mouth. “Pfft. Nothing.“

And with that, she disappears.

The screen dials for a few more seconds, and finally, you answer the call. A video calling of you, looking down at at the camera on your watch. You’ve got your spider suit on, chaos seeming to be crashing in the background as you zip through a metropolitan city with your webbing.

“Miguel, baby, you know I’m busy.“ You say, the man watching on his screen as you simultaneously glace down the watch and look back up to swing your webbing against random architecture.

“I know. Sorry.“ He says, and you look expectantly down at your watch.

“Did you need something?” You ask, and your watch suddenly drifts over towards behind you, an anomaly chasing behind you.

“How long will it take for you to be back?“ He asks, hand slithering to the back of his neck. Even from the shitty camera quality, you can see the slightest tinge of blush on his cheek.

You fight the urge to roll your eyes, sighing to yourself as you bustle through skyscrapers and towers galore. “Is this really was this was about?“

“Yeah, I wanna see you.“ He states. You watch as he starts tapping on the holographic screen, seemingly zooming in on a particular picture.

You watch as Miguel already goes to grab his spider mask, clutching it in his hand while he taps at his own watch. “Where are you, honey? I can take them off your hands.“

“It’s fine, Miguel. I got it.“

“But I wanna see you.“

“You can wait a little longer, right? Jessica sent me out on this mission.“

“No. I’m going out there, where are you?“

You sigh. “Fine, I’m at Earth-681, Queens.”

“See you in a sec, hun. Love you, bye.“

“Love you. Bet I can finish this guy off before you can even make it down here-“

You hang up, and the call screen flickers dark. Miguel yanks on his spider mask, leaping off his office until...

“Wow.“

Lyla sputters in front of Miguel, laughing to herself in a doubled over position. She flashes in a few more times, each one a different frame of her laughing. Miguel tries to ignore her, speeding up into a run whilst tapping at his watch.

“You’re really that whipped!“ She exclaims.

“What does whipped even mean?“ Miguel asks, obviously annoyed.

“You’ll find out later.“

“Hm.“

“Oh and, just so you know. That entire convo was recorded. Thanks!“

Miguel groans, and Lyla vanishes as soon as she came in.

. . .

Miguel dives headfirst into the inter-dimensional juncture, leaping directly into the skies of Earth-681. There’s millions of skyscrapers below, all of them almost identical to any other Earth he’s been on.

He webs a nearby building, slinging himself through Queens in search of you. His spidey-sense picks up, detecting you to be in his far right. Faster than ever, he slingshots himself through buildings, his heart quickening in his chest at the thought of seeing you.

Unexpectedly, you aren’t where you’re supposed to be.

Miguel pauses himself onto the head of a gargoyle, eyes flickering left and right to try and find you. You’re supposed to be hugging him, kissing him, teasing him about dates and what not.

“Boo.“

Miguel doesn’t even flinch, but he’s more excited than ever to see you. He misses you so much.

You laugh to yourself, taking a few steps forward to Miguel. He rolls his eyes, and you can even see it through his mask.

“Haha, very funny.“

“I know, I’m the funniest.“

“C’mere.“

Miguel wastes no time, hastily tugging you into him by your waist, until you’re close enough to hear his heartbeat. You tug your mask off, revealing the face that Miguel knows and loves.

Tenderly, the man presses you into a kiss, savoring the taste of your lips for a moment longer than he should’ve. You can feel the poke of his fangs on your bottom lip, and you yelp a little in his mouth.

“Ah, I’m sorry.“

“It’s fine-“

And he a presses a few more gingerly kisses to your cheek, stroking your other with his thumb. His big hand lingers on your lower back, threatening to ghost his fingers against your behind.

“See, told you I’d finish him off before you’d come.“ You say, indulgently resting your chin on his chest.

“Can’t believe Jess sent you out here, on your break day too.“ Miguel scowls, “Wanted to take you somewhere special.“

“Welp, now I’m free.“ You shrug, and Miguel leans the both of you against the concrete walls of the tower.

Something sparks in Miguel’s mind.

“Hun, what does whipped mean?“

“Whipped?“

“Mhm. Lyla mentioned it earlier.“

You chuckle a little.

“It’s what you are, Miguel.“

“And what, exactly, is that?“

“Absolutely in love with me. Like you’ll do anything, k’know?“

Miguel grumbles to himself, releasing you from his embrace.