#off mission

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Off Mission

Hey, people! Gosh, I never really thought I'd get to 300 fics, but here I am 😂 I had done a poll about what I should do, and people wanted something cute and close to canon the most, so I sort of made this. A better idea of what Thunderbolts could be. One where Sam and Bucky are working together on a two-pronged approach to save Natasha's younger sister from being forced to work with the Contessa. I hope y'all enjoy this fic 🥰 Also, this is for the @sambuckylibrary’s TFATWS Anniversary Event 2024 for the prompts “Better Thunderbolts Ideas” and "Hurt/Comfort" (I know I'm early for hurt comfort but still). I hope y'all enjoy the fic! 🥰

Off Mission

| Pairing: SamBucky | Rated: T | WC: 2K |

Summary: Sam might have gotten hurt on a mission. He didn't expect to find Bucky on the same mountain, ready to help him pick a lock into a cabin.

Excerpt:

Sam wouldn’t say that he was the most adept at picking locks. Sam could hotwire a quinjet without a thought. Sam could hack security cameras from muscle memory. Sam could reconfigure the system on a drone blindfolded. But give Sam an old-fashioned lock and he was fumbling. It didn’t help that Sam’s wound had already reopened. Sam was pretty good at giving himself stitches, but the amount of movement he had to do to hike the forested mountain to find a seasonal cabin combined with trying to pick this damned lock had opened the wound up. “Sam. Let me.” Sam froze. Sam felt him. The gentle hand on his waist. Sam closed his eyes as he let that hand guide him closer to the warm body connected to it; allowed Sam to lean on him. “Bucky,” Sam breathed.

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[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[odinsblog]

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

[saltoru]

being a jujutsu sorcerer and a parent rarely ends well. sorcerers who have to fight for their lives everyday barely have any time and energy even for themselves. adding babies to the picture is hard to imagine.

but gojo was determined to balance his work and personal life when you entered his life, which is why he has a baby girl strapped to his chest as he holds up his hand and crosses his fingers, already to send a special grade curse into his domain.

"daddy~" his baby babbles, cheek squished against his purple uniform.

"yes, baby?" gojo smiles down at his baby and gently sweeps her hair out of her eyes. he pays little to no attention to the curse, who had already spread out their domain and is currently sending wave after wave of attacks, all of which gojo repels with a touch. "this is domain expansion," he gently explains to her, smirking at the curse who is obviously offended that he wasn't taking them seriously. "in a second, you're gonna see daddy's domain."

his baby blinks and shuffles around in the strap, whining a bit as she tries to get comfortable. for all she knows, it's too dark and hot and she misses mommy's smell.

before she knows it, the space around her begins to look like the night sky, and she can't see the curse anymore.

"this is my domain," her daddy says, but she misses seeing the sun. why is it nighttime all of the sudden?

"nooo" she whines as she kicks around. where's the ice cream he promised her earlier? and where is mommy? she doesn't want to go to sleep yet!

"not easily impressed, hm?" he laughs, protectively holding his baby's head against his chest as he closes up his domain after finishing off the curse.

"let's go get ice cream, yeah?" he ruffles her hair and holds up her hands, dancing them up in the air with a huge grin. the sunlight hits her face again and a smile quickly reappears. "you did so good today. did you learn a lot about jujutsu fights today? did'ja enjoy our little adventure together?"

"ice cweam" she smiles, doing a few happy kicks. and that's how the tradition of getting ice cream after missions started for the daddy-daughter pair.

[ifyoucandaniel]

ummm so have y’all seen that GQ photo shoot…?

this is sort of a joke for @bluelotuswrites fic The Hellblazer’s Apprentice on a fun way for bruce to find out jason is in fact alive and well. it’s also just an excuse to draw all blades jason shirtless bc i’m a hoe 😔

edit: now with fic!!! please go check out blues fun fic about model jason!

[chalkrub]

saw some mangy dog on the outskirts of town

[cranity]

Slow Slippy by Underworld came on and it reminded me of this scene in Trainspotting 2 which my MGS pilled brain superimposed Ocelot and Kaz in

[dietmimo]

Plant boi be planting. 🌱

[fixfoxnox]

This is why I'm not the biggest fan of the Price is the dad of the 141 headcanons, because what people fail to understand is that the person on the leash is actually Price

[bathylychnops]

jenniferrrrrr

drawinghis chapped lips & toothy grin and first ever boy haircut congrats boy it looks kindof bad!! he cuts itlike that himself for first time & then never changesthe way he cuts it ever again for 7 years

[olympain]

CLOSING CEREMONY Tom initiates the handoff to L.A. for the 2028 Olympics

[treef-greef]

reunion or something

[cozylittleartblog]

redraw of a meme my brother sent me. hello ultrakill fandom

"the armor comes off-" yeah but that's not Nearly as funny

[hellomayu]

[tonycries]

Gojo would 10,0000% find out where Nanami worked pre-comeback to jujutsu. Y'all know Formation B, but get ready for the public nuisance that is Formation A.

He'd show up right outside the building like the lil' shit he is with a big bouquet of flowers with tears running down his face. Not even for any particular reason, because he just-so-happens to be bored and this is a regular Tuesday for him. Putting on a WHOLE oscar-awarding winning act just bawling and grovelling on the ground, YELLING at the top of his lungs for everyone to hear, BEGGING Nanami to take him back and that "it's okay that he slept with Gojo's grandma."

[arcane-vagabond]

Now in what fucking world are either of these photos fair?