#off canon bc art would kill patrick in cold blood before he let him touch us

[poppy-metal]

maybe i have issues but i truly do have sexual ways to work everything out… this isn’t cannon but i feel like creep!au debacle could’ve been sorted out right quick if art negotiated that patrick get some freak pussy. like obvi art pops the cherry but like for patrick’s silence… he could hit it because then he would understand! crazy virgin pussy is the best! he’s a convert!! art will only allow it once tho. he doesn’t like for you to be around patrick much anyway

insane girl pussy would truly alter patricks brain chemistry like hes all against it till some crazy chick squeezes his cock and bounces on it and then hes changing his tune. has to smoke three cigarettes after just to ponder on that shit.