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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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Ich bin ja durchaus in der Lage mich sehr bedacht und eloquent auszudrücken, wenn ich das möchte. Aber manchmal sage ich auch Dinge wie: "Digga, ich appreciate die deutsche Sprache wirklich sehr. Schwöre."

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3) you can't force us to do creepy chants since 1945

4) you can't prohibit us from having workplace romances. where else are we supposed to meet?

Watched a video about why Walmart didn't succeed in Germany, and there are all sorts of interesting aspects but it boils down to 2 things:

1) you're never going to be cheaper than Lidl and Aldi

2) you can't force Germans to smile at each other.

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Wenn du deinen spanischen Freund fragen willst welches Betriebssystem er verwendet:

Hasta la Vista oder hasta la Windows 10?

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Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

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and to you, my honored mutuals, i bequeath my most treasured possession:

this screenshot of the word “anime” in a late 12th-century bestiary