#ofc you can claim 🐶!!

[luvrhyune]

YOU’RE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE OUT HERE OF COURSE I DO!!! and you’re welcome 🥺 thank YOU for all that you do!! i get so excited seeing every time you post and i’m always here impatiently (i mean this in the nicest way possible akdjs <3) waiting for your next amazing fic to drop. thank you for never failing to brighten my day! (and may i claim 🐶 anon?)

i’m going to eat you (affectionate). GOSH UR SO CUTE THANK YOU SO MUCH 😓😓😓😓

[igotlovestruck]

BF 🤝 GF | PG10

wherein pierre’s dating THE y/n, who, according to fans, takes fan service on a different level and has the same energy as her boyfriend (seriously, they both need to think before they click).

↳ TYPE: ig au

↳ PAIRING: pierre gasly x singer!reader (face claim: bibi)

↳ DETAILS AND WARNINGS: suggestive

↳ AUTHOR’S NOTE: some drafts i’ve written/made, just needed to clean up the drafts. there’s more but i’ll edit them first before i post em! enjoy ❤️ also, the pictures of bibi are from waterbomb 2022! :)

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

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[abchavenforanon]

Hey!! Inspired by the wonderful @thecedarsights, here is a blog where you can give any anonymous opinions or thoughts about WttT, fandom or canon, and they will be posted at my discretion, without judgment or discrimination.

I'm Bee (or Surge), they/them, my main is @abcwordsurge; my fellow mod is Cedar, they/them, from the aforementioned @thecedarsights

I'm looking forward to hearing all of your thoughts!

claimed anon sign-offs:

🐦‍⬛

🪼

🩵🔥

🐙

🌾🍄

🤨

🕯️

🪶

🎧

🦞

🧪🌙

🌏

🌹🧋

🩸

🐤

🦝

🌸

🥚

🍺

🐶

tags:

"- cedar" and "- bee" to signal which mod wrote the post (though you can also see this by looking at the little icon)

"wttt predators" for talking about, well, predators in the wttt community

"anon gripes" for anons that are pointing out things they dislike about the fandom or the characters or whatever

and ofc there's a tag for every anon listed above, in the format "[emoji] anon"

[hshqgossip]

SPOTTED! SPECIAL EDITION: new year’s eve, kinshasa

CHASING THAT FAME, HE STAYED THE SAME

may you live in interesting times. proximity to the equator results in warmer temperatures, and let’s just say the program DELIVERED this new year’s eve. should it be described as starting off with a bang? there was…a LOT of discussion and conduction of sexual activity. the only thing that surprised me was the lack of a menagé a trois this time. i suppose 2023 is the year of getting cuffed - with only a single pair of handcuffs. vanilla readers, beware. ahead lies all the naughty and nice the world’s elite got up to last night… it’s a long one babes, strap in for some sex, drugs and rock’n’roll bc the only resolutions this group can keep are the ones they don’t make xoxo 💋

ALL OF ME CHANGED LIKE MIDNIGHT

🌐 the headlines.

🚺 2023 Biel Political Agenda: Charity for Women 🚺

inspired by all star feminist hafiz, biel very charitably kissed gwen

furthermore, he and ex-fiancé effie are in discussion for collaboration on 🍆 👉a charitable joint venture 👌🍑

👱 European Blondes vs. Westerosi Lannisters: Spot the Difference!👱

can we blame ari for getting it on with her ex-fiancé bash (blue eyed blonde blue balled by blue eyed blonde, say that five times fast fanni) instead of her boo beau? no.

can we blame her for watching biel and copying him? ew, yes.

can we blame barbie for also watching him? ALSO, yes.

so we already know effie doesn’t mind leaving doors unlocked, but it must run in the family because older sister catherine enjoys the same exhibitionist thrill in cars

💥 Top Fails of NYE 💥

nominee #1…hafiz! our favorite hottie with a body baby had a rough night. friendship break up with fumiko 💔relationship break up with baby daddy?? all we know is that she spent most of the night as biel’s charity case, and midnight kissing miguel!

nominee #2….araya! there was no reason she needed to be BLINDED by those portuguese-scottish pasty asses bumping uglies rip to ur eyes queen 👁️👁️also maybe lost her bf unclear

nominee #3….gwen! after her pity kiss with biel, gwen turned to age old cure of bitching with bitches, whining with wine 🍷 just one problem. her bestie effie-fuckin-stuart just had her back blown out by biel 😩

and the winner is….aurel! after accidentally pushing his totally-casual-this-doesn’t-mean-anything-i-swear-my-broseph gf araya, bestie silje dumped aurel publicly by announcing it to the whole party. at least detention was served by certified milf (thnx to robbie) wiebke. who’s been a bad boy? 🐶

💄 gossip girl grades.

💯 Best Dressed 💯

alexander has women THROWING THEMSELVES at him?? what is it?? big dick?? known pussy eater?? man isn’t even 6’ tf    - manon claimed to be engaged to him, ofc he thought she was a rabid fan    - marisol kissed HIM instead of the fiancé she’d been doing lines with (click for live footage of her and arthur)    - levente literally offered fanni’s hand in marriage plus a DOWRY 🐐🐐🐐 did the countdown take us back to 1723??

who doesn’t find round 3174374 of mwezi vs zulu hot (especially when minnie is wearing that dress) but we’re still waiting for their karaoke video 🎤🎤🎤

nadya romanova’s shoes and meixu’s dress. this is what i imagine was going thru uriah’s brain 

no wonder jelani ended up with sol at midnight who wouldn’t want to unwrap that present 🎁

👙 Best Undressed 👙

my respect for the whore’s revenge dress

according to the norwegian princess, hans has some. very tasteful noods on his phone. uhhhh when will pax aeterna start wikileaking royal phones 🤤 these are the real issues!!

ok but also remember when silje wasn’t dressed as a nun

who else spent five minutes trying to figure out if sylvie’s underwear was visible or if it was just the design of the dress

honorable mentions:🦶ireti and ilija only need people to take their shoes off to get them horny 🦶 & andrew smartly suggesting skinny dipping to save outfits

⛔ Worst Dressed ⛔

lowkey one of barbie’s more blah looks, just bc ur married doesn’t mean u need to dress like ur sex life is over

dianna, i’m not mad. just disappointed. we both know you can do better.

yes, yes, i’m a slut for jelani 🙄 but! he’s RIGHT and he should say it! 👏👏👏 showing up in actual chains and s&m references was a bit too much klaus 😬

📈 2023 trends.

💊 MDMA >>> Weed 🌿

✨gwen and ana maria were really feelin it ✨

apparently it takes HARD DRUGS to get a family reunion with the jins. wish lixue had been wearing black like xiuying & meixu for an addams-family-esque reunion

sergi and an intoxicated matilde are open minded af and arnauld thought he could benefit from a fresh, young perspective…but the man is a fossil 🦴🦴🦴 the audacity to think matilde would open her legs for him 💀she has self respect

a very wet fanni 💦 ended up in a very wet arnauld’s bedroom after her happy pill. lmfao. honestly can’t tell who i pity more, the drunk has-been who can’t get pussy unless they’re high, or the attention-seeking coquette who’s willing to suffer through limp dick 🥒for the sake of validation 😇

we’ll get to levente in a moment

😇 Good Girls Going Bad 😈

yk what they say about church girls….let’s continue to keep up with the cröys real quick:    - ines was exposed for the needy fuckhole she is (her husband’s words not mine 🙊) in front of experienced bad girls verona and catherine    - olimpia and jelani got cozy….but he ultimately chose kebab pizza(??) and with her fiancé still mia, she chose to “rub elbows” with a different italian.

an early 00’s classic: the usa president’s daughter got wasted on shots, too bad bodyguards #1 and #2 weren’t around to help…omg there’s even one left over for ionie

did anyone get a final count of how many people éloa kissed in the first minute past midnight?

👠 DOMME MOMS 🥵 ( george & zhaohui ur time has come )

verona (olimpia’s milf-in-law if u forgot) has confirmed her domme instincts: she’s into cucking. to those of us who recall marcello crawling on the floor, this comes as no surprise 💅

sugar mommy!lixue 💸 made her sugar baby dress less provocative….but somehow that’s what got lixun going. so ig silje has herself a dom daddy too lol bets on whether silje finds ines’ kinks relatable?? 😛kristoffer seemed pretty pleased with the results, maybe he should consider submitting to lixue too ⛓️

klaus should be into this but…helena is not a milf technically oops should have gone w ana maria (thick thighs save lives 🫦 js she deserves a throne 👅)

🕊️MALEWIVES #simps4lyfe 💍

is max just like…super into preggo ladies? uh…thore should probably keep his plans for tekla on the DL for now 😶

speaking of whom, fucking finally! getting w the program! he should ask his dad if he knows anything about ‘ happy wife happy life ’

layla knows what i mean am i right 🍆

ronan obvs simps for maite, a++ for calling out nikolai for simping too

atm daisuke for hafiz, lmao - maybe they took a tip from verona re: cucking 😛

rip to freja who may be the only one losing a malewife, ig lucien feels things have gone a cock fuck suck cuck too far

anniversary tips from leobela: in a successful marriage the wife forgets to get a present and the groom buys expensive jewelry 🤑

the fact that the czar even showed up to this party! we assume credit goes to anneli’s tits 🍒being at eye level 👀the entire time

ennio will BECOME a malewife this year. manifesting for nat 🔮💍 👰

❌ Return of the Exes ❌

current count: biel/effie, ari/bash, farnauld

bets on gimi breaking up AGAIN since he p much told arnauld she’s his fwb…maybe barbie girl should take inspiration from irl barbie and take advantage of a norwegian-ken-doll or her western transdanubian serenader

omari is around…..but is checking out fumiko 👀

reggie/yasmin when?? manifesting for 2023 🔮like to charge, comment to cast

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[daisyvisions]

hi Daisy 😊😊

i'm constantly going in and out of Kevin brain rot, and there's this scenario i find myself thinking about kinda sorta often...

so, we know Kev wakes up early. i think he said he's the first one to wake up in his dorm (bcuz the others are gaming until the asscrack of dawn) ??

anyway. do you think he'd take advantage of the others being asleep to fuck you in the morning? because i can totally picture it.

like, you wake up shortly after he wakes up because you don't feel him in bed with you, and you find him making breakfast for himself (and you, ofc) in the kitchen. and then he just decides to ditch breakfast and bend you over the counter or eat you out on the breakfast bar because "you taste better"... and he totally can because the others are passed tf out.

i dunno, just a thought~

also, since i saw someone else ask, i was wondering if i could be an anon, too? like, have an emoji to identify as. could i be '🍒' anon, if it's available??

damn anon, that's- that's a really hot scenario. Just imagine trying to keep it together and not make any loud sounds because you're trying to not wake up the rest?

and if it's breakfast... I can imagine him being a little playful and even pouring maple syrup on your body just to lick it off of you. Or he even might just fuck you from behind while you're trying your best to cut the damn fruits, whispering in your ear to focus on what you're doing and shit too 😮‍💨

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the 🍒 anon's been taken huhu here are the current emoji's that have been claimed here: 🐿🐶🌹🐼🍞❄️🐈🍄🧸🦕🐰🍓🍒🍬🦥🪐🫂🥟

[jihyocentric]

ougghghhhghosjk jihyo being the most spoiled and most loved puppy YES thats EXACTLY what the people (me) need

omgggg i can see jihyo being so suspicious of jeongyeon, probably thinking she's using her to get to nayeon but then she realizes: oh shit. jeongyeon actually is just trying to get to ME

yknow that thing dogs do when they smell someone new, the whole tail between the legs, ears down, only their nose towards you?? thats what i imagine jihyo doing to jeongyeon and its taking everything in jeongyeon's self-control to not just pull her into a hug

i think nayeon would actually find it hilarious!! she spent all this time and all these punishments try to get jihyo to understand that jeongyeon is just a friend and when jihyo comes to her in tears telling her she thinks she likes jeongyeon, nayeon can't help but laugh (after she's comforted jihyo ofc)

although i can also see her riding jihyo and milking her for everything she has and then some just to make sure she doesn't forget who her owner is (but only after jeongyeon and jihyo purposefully made her jealous one day ;) )

the only question is does nayeon want a relationship with jeongyeon too or is she just happy seeing her pup crush over her?? i think any outcome will be fun, you can't go wrong with 3mix!!

-🐶

(i wanted to answer this as a jeonghyo fill in puppy!hyo au but i'm really tired rn, so i'll probably do it tomorrow!!)

but OF COURSE she's the most spoiled puppy ever! she's the cutest little thing, she deserves it!

jihyo probably does that smelling thingy with jeongyeon every time jeongyeon is in their apartment, but that's only because she's trying to get used to jeongyeon and taking in her scent helps 🥺

i totally see nayeon teasing her puppy for the whole change of mood, but being jealous that someone else is getting her attention. nayeon gets why jihyo has a crush on her though. jeongyeon is cute, tall, and very charming, but nayeon hadn't looked at her in a different way... until jihyo came to her and said she thinks she's into jeongyeon (i'll probably have to make this a 2yeon fill later)

i think that although nayeon is okay with jihyo and jeongyeon having that kind of relationship, she'd want to be included. jihyo is still her puppy, she wouldn't let jeongyeon have her without her being around, no way! nayeon is just as possessive of jihyo as jihyo is possessive of her, despite her knowing how to hide it better

there are times that nayeon has to give jihyo a lesson about not making her intentionally jealous, and that's the most fun part for jihyo. she loves how nayeon claims her, in the most painful and delightful ways. sometimes, she makes jeongyeon watch, just so it makes jihyo embarrassed. she's creative, really

and as for jihyo being jealous regarding nayeon and jeongyeon, i think that the jealousy will dissipate once she's squished between them, not being left out at all. 2yeon will take some time to get used to each other in that way, though, because they are only into this arrangement because both of them love jihyo, but i think they will most definitely fall for each other too! it's inevitable if it's 3mix!