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#anecdotes from yesterday#we were practicing 4 talent show all day yesterday right. well it's 6 and the kids are hungry so i go make a costco run 2 pick up ten pizza#i come back and (i had taken off my walkie and handed it 2 my coworker) and instead of giving it to me like a normal person#she yanked me by the carabiner and clipped it on for me. and we are by no means attracted 2 each other but i think my brain took a snapshot#of that moment SGDJHFJDHFKGHDNDHFJGB#LIKE. THE IDEA OF#WHEW#OK#is there anything more intimate than holding a butch's carabiner while clipped 2 them? i think not.#some other funny moments. i've got like a gang of 4-5 queer fourth graders#they decided that my coworker (femme lesbian) was their mom and i (butch) am their dad (gender affirming) but ALSO that we are divorced???#which is really funny bc 1) we're friends and 2) she's got a girlfriend so we had to explain that she's lesbian married (not Actually#Married but Basically Married)#OH#i walked into work yesterday w my Regular Clothes which just so happened 2 be one of my most dykeiest fits yet#and i got PLENTY of compliments from my coworkers and kids alike so. no one can tell me anything ever again#sap says
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