#of luck and lies

[idontwikeit]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

1.06 Like Angels Put in Hell by God // 2.05 Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape

for @nonbinarybriarmoss

[saturnrin]

I love the idea that everything (positive) that Lila lies about somehow comes true for Marinette.

Lila lies about having connections to the queen of England? Suddenly, Marinette is getting regular commissions from the queen herself and forms quite the acquaintance-ship w the royal family.

Lila "is practically family" to an Italian mafia? Marinettes grandmother has quite an eccentric background, and through her, Marinette somehow manages to get a local Italian Mafia to pseudo-adopt her. (Only because she refused to actually be adopted, much to their disappointment)

Lila "went on tour" with Jagged Stone? Guess who wants his favorite designer to accompany him for his U.S. tour during the summer?

Oh, Lila says she acted in a movie for Graham de Vanily Films? Guess who ends up accidentally staring in a Graham de Vanily film?

I just want all the positive things that Lila lies about to happen to Marinette, who is sufficiently surprised every time (you'd think she'd be used to it by now), meanwhile, in the background, Lila gets progressively more pissed.

And the worst part? Every time she tries to upstage Marinette with something even bigger and grander than Marrinettes' own accomplishments? No matter how ridiculous, Marinette somehow ends up stumbling upon That. Exact. Opportunity.

It's incredibly frustrating.

You could say Marinette has some miraculous luck, despite how adamantly Tikki denies any involvement in these increasingly ridiculous turns of events.

All in all; Lila is frustrated, Marinette is frustrated, and Tikki is very amused (as are Adrien and Plagg, who watch this shit-show from the background).

[hyakunana]

Motivity Builds be like

[silly-lion-art]

fersonas

[poppy-metal]

HELP me because upperclassman jordan pleasure dom jordan pinning you down to their bed n they're staring down at you, the rapid rise and fall of your chest, doe eyes blinking up at them. the filthy little whimper that escapes you when they capture your mouth w their own. the way it sends heat pooling low in their belly.

nd you're squirming, hips shifting against the bed--desperate for friction, anything—n when your clit rubs against jordan's thigh through the fabric of your shorts you gasp, back arching off the bed, and they can't hold in the dark chuckle that leaves their mouth. "what's wrong, baby?" and and and how are you supposed to respond when they make your head all fuzzy n blank. "d'nno, jordie." and they rub soft circles into your waist, the intention soothing, but their warm hand against your bare skin prolly only makes the throbbing in your cunt worse :(

"'s okay, baby. can you tell me what you need?" and it's so uncharacteristically soft coming from them you can't help but sniffle :(

"'m not sure, jus'- i don't know. want you to touch me.” and they DO no question no hesitation no joke no lie i can’t take it i can’t . will be in my notes app thinking about this in incredible depth

-🦸‍♀️ leaving for an internship tomorrow thinking abt jordan while i still can 😔🙏

i hope u know im going to need to see those note app thoughts....

stawp them being sweet on you :(( you didn't expect it because of their reputation and maybe they've been a dick to people they slept with in the past but you're different. special. they actually give a fuck about you.

just slowly unbuttoning your shorts and slipping their hand inside - "jordan -" gasping in anticipation and gripping their shoulders, the fabric of their tshirt clenched in your fists. they pause their hand immediately at your soft whimper and your hips shift up, seeking attention. "n-no, dont stop - please. please -"

"okay, baby. i got you -" and they slip their hand further down, cupping your cunt over your panties. its just the barest touch but you moan loud and long. lashes fluttering as your little pussy weeps. you're sure they can feel how damp you are. "there you go. fuck." their head dips briefly to rest on your shoulder, you feel their lips kiss your skin. "you're so fucking wet - right through your panties, god."

you bite your bottom lip as they trace the seam of your pussy over your underwear. pushing the fabric in a little, into the meat of your cunt. you're dripping you want it so bad.

"its - i-its because of you," you tell them honestly. sweet honest freshman. jordan groans into your neck and leans up, crosses their arms over their chest and yanks their shirt up and off. you have just a second to admire their bare chest, chain swinging around their neck before they're leaning back down and kissing you, feverishly.

you arch into it, into them. widen your legs when they shift between them and wrap them around their waist.

"you're a good fucking girl, freshman." they kiss all over your throat, your neck, your chest, yanking your bra down to lick over a tight little nipple. "so good with your little pussy all wet and tight for your upperclassman. gonna take such good care of you. get you all ready to take this big dick -" their pelvis aligns with yours, both of you moaning when their hard flesh meets your wet pussy through your clothes. "-yeah, you feel that? that's going inside you, baby."

it feels impossible. long and thick and hard where it presses against you. a heavy weight. but you trust jordan. you always will.

[devotion-disorder]

was in like a department store today and got stopped by a clerk trying to get me to open a credit card. when i turned around, he hesitated and had to ask if i was a high schooler or a college student (💀) then not even five minutes later the exact same happens AGAIN (by another clerk) like word for word. im.

[medsteeth]

OKAY

this is what i meant by @shinakazami1 inspo i'm so sorry for @ ing you again but yeah... here's a drawing this took an hour idk. It's been so long since i drew messy! :D

"he still has the lovebug or something" yeah

[jelliebeanbitch]

(Chappell Roan wearing “Eat Me” outfit for Coachella, April 2024 // Kristen Stewart wearing “Eat Me” t-shirt for photoshoot with Rolling Stone, promoting Love Lies Bleeding, March 2024)

[wikiangela]

tease tidbit tuesday

tagged by @bidisasterbuckdiaz 💖

me impatiently waiting for tuesday to share a snippet bc im obsessed with bucktommy rn and after some editing im loving everything i've written in this fic so far and wanna share every word of it asap lmao

here's a bit more, and yes they are talking about the evan thing bc at first it bothered me so much, but it grew on me (with fics and some takes on it i saw and just the more i saw it and thought about it) and now im kinda loving it lol

prev snippet

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“If you wanted me out of my shirt, you should’ve just said so.” he murmurs.

“I want you out of your shirt.” Buck says without hesitation, and Tommy releases a breathless, surprised laugh.

“Suddenly so forward.” he shakes his head, capturing Buck’s lips again. Well, Buck has been kind of shy and flustered with Tommy, but that’s not always how he is, not how he used to be.

“Oh, you have no idea.” Buck grins, and then, still a little hesitantly, places his palm over Tommy’s thigh where it rests over Buck’s knee. Tommy looks at him curiously, and Buck’s grin widens as he pulls his leg up and over his lap, getting Tommy to properly straddle him now, his shirt falling over his back again, as he releases a surprised gasp. “Now that’s better.” he adds, getting used to the unfamiliar weight, Tommy being bigger and heavier than Buck’s used to with his previous partners, obviously, but it- it feels good, right, almost comforting, Tommy’s steady and firm presence surrounding him now. Plus, it is kinda hot, too.

“Evan.” Tommy just says breathlessly, and Buck’s smile softens, one of his hands moving to the side of Tommy’s neck, just resting there.

“You know you’re one of the very few people who call me that?” he whispers, the mood shifting a bit from hot and impatient to soft and warm, and pleasant, and Buck really feels so comfortable with Tommy.

“Yeah, I noticed.” Tommy replies, settling more comfortably, wrapping his arms around Buck’s neck loosely, but his hands play with Buck’s hair lightly. He sits far enough on Buck’s lap that their crotches don’t touch, and Buck’s not sure if he’s happy about that. “Does it bother you?” he asks with a hint of worry.

“No, no, of course not.” Buck rushes to say. If it did, he’d say something. No, it doesn’t bother him. The opposite, in fact. “I actually-” he can’t help a small awed smile. “I think I like it.”

“Why do you sound so surprised?” Tommy tilts his head curiously, and he’s so cute, and Buck needs to kiss him. So he does. Because he can. And he can’t stop smiling.

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[ghostoffuturespast]

[cerealforkart]

Stay winning King

[koszmarnybudyn]

The kids are fine :)

[feenmies]

greedy

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

guys....

the special interest is switching....

[llumimoon]

No one asked for these I just wanted to draw them LMAO anyways have a cute lil Normal and Link hanging out <3

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

How can I bribe you into helping me get a job in the industry, other than promising my undying love, which you already have <3

The industry is horrible and awful, low pay, long hours, no real chance of advancing.

Whenever people touring the station or new interns ask me for advice, I always tell them to change careers lol