#of course tarja would be the queen

[robo-writing]

Hi lovely how’s your day?🤍

Do know the trend of calling your boyfriend husband but in some mistaken them and s/o as husband and wife and s/o not correcting them what do you think ff16 babe reacts including gav an Jill maybe bene too

Cid is a smug ass I know it

Clive starts hearing wedding bells in his head. He acts like it doesn’t affect him, but we all know that Clive couldn’t lie his way out of a paper bag.

“Me? Nothing’s wrong with me,” he says nervously. “Why would you ask?”

He hasn’t looked you in the eye this whole time, you damn near corner him before he finally asks the question on his mind.

“What you said earlier, about me being your husband…it made me happy. Ecstatic, actually.”

You smile up at him. “If it makes you so ecstatic, buy me a ring and make it official.”

“Gladly.”

Joshua easily accepts the lie and makes a show of calling you his wife every chance he gets.

“Of course I’ll set the table wife, what else would a good husband do?”

“Massage your legs? Anything for my hard-working wife.”

Each time it makes you blush, but little do you know he has a tiny box in his back pocket at all times, waiting for just the right moment to make it official.

Cid literally won’t respond now if you don’t call him your husband.

“What’s that love? Can’t tell who you’re trying to call, gonna have to be more specific.”

You’ve given him an excuse to be an even smugger bastard, but in reality he feels his heart beat faster at the thought of you seeing him as husband material. He hopes that never changes.

Jill is a fantastic liar so she assumes the role easily, it’s only when you’re in private that she calls you out on your Freudian slip.

“Wife, is it? I’m very flattered,” she tells you, hand in her own. “Pray tell—what ring size are you?”

She giggles when you face starts reddening.

Gav starts sputtering like a broken engine, looking at you wide eyed with disbelief.

“Beg your pardon?”

When you repeat yourself he puts a hand over his heart, falling over as if he was struck. “Oh, mercy me! To be subject to Cupid’s enchanted arrows at such a young age—“

You have to slap his shoulder to get him to stop, but he gets the point across.

Tarja looks at you with a raised eyebrow, asks you if you meant what you said, and when you say yes she simply nods.

“Alright then, wife it is. Can’t promise your wedding will be extravagant but I’m sure Charon could give me some tips for a nice ring.”

Surely she’s joking, right?

She is not. Two weeks later she presents you with a ring.

Barnabas becomes so stoic you’re afraid you’ve actually angered him, but it’s quite the opposite—he has to harden his face to steel to hide just how badly your words make him weak.

“We will talk about this when we get home,” he grunts, and now you’re convinced you’ve upset him. By the time you get home you have an apology on your lips until Barnabas steals the words from you with a searing kiss.

“What you said, did you mean it?” He asks, to which you nod profusely. He laughs against your lips, then places another kiss upon them, hands cradling your face.

“Then you shall be my queen from this moment.”

[for-a-home-that-once-was]

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

Oh that's a good question, hard one too, so prepare for wall of text. 😂

Before i dive into answering the question i have to say that music, movies/tv series or books only show part of me. And again it's hard for me to say because i have personality disorder and that's where it gets tricky, while yes, media and books did and still do form me as a person they only give you a small glimpse and i'm not sure if it would make someone really understand me. To actually understand me a person would need to talk to me personally, also to know history of my country and know what was happening in Europe and in my country when i was growing up, to know a lot about mental illnesses and disorders and adhd and autism and abuse. Because all these things contributed a lot to who i am today.

Now back to the question. I'll start with music because music is a big thing in my life. Nightwish, Avantasia, Edguy and Rammstein are the bands that had the biggest impact on me and still do. Especially lyric wise. Oomph!, Iron maiden, Satyricon, Taake, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Tarja, Faun, Corvus Corax, E nomine, Wintersun, Twisted Sister, Queen, Wardruna, Lord of the lost, Hardline, Triptykon, Rotting Christ, Eluveitie, Eivor, Manegarm, Heilung, Beast in Black, Battle beast.... All these bands and many more are something that a person should listen to in order to understand parts of me. I also want to mention Michael Jackson as his music was and still is a big thing in my life and even when i was in my early teens and didn't understand English well, i vibed with his music so well and i liked him as a musician and felt connection too. Then i also want to mention Lady Gaga, Hayley Kiyoko and pop music in general. I wasn't raised metalhead from my childhood and for almost up until 15 years i mainly listened to pop music and even know i do sometimes because some songs are just way too relatable.

Now movies/tv series. I grew up with LoTR movies mostly but also The Matrix and Harry Potter. Lord of the rings had the biggest impact on me tho. I've watched so many movies that it's hard to actually name all of them. Schindler's list, Shawshank redemption, Monster house, Spirited away, Howl's Moving Castle, some of Marvel movies like Iron Man or Thor, Insidious, The Witch, Gladiator, Ratatouille, Repo: The genetic opera, The handmaiden, Millennium. That's all i can remember for now. Now tv series. Sherlock, The Vikings, Loki, Peaky blinders, Game of thrones, Our flag means death, Netflix Ragnarok, His dark materials, Stranger things, Westworld, Hannibal, Halt and catch fire, Twin peaks.

And now books, so as i said i grew up with LoTR movies but before that it was books for me, so i became a lover of Tolkien stuff at very early age. Of course Harry Potter too, i have all 7 books but they never made that huge impact as LOTR did. His dark materials trilogy, Silva rerum books, Dracula by Bram Stoker, Forest of the gods by Balys Sruoga, The trial by F. Kafka, The gospel of Loki by J.M. Harris, Dina;s book trilogy, Name of the rose by U. Eco, Foucault's Pendulum by U. Eco, Americon gods by N. Gaiman, The dark tower series by S. King, Petro imperatorienė by K. Sabaliauskaitė. I think that's about it.

Sorry for such a big wall of text but i can't respond to this any differently. 😅

[themuselesswriter]

The Monk’s Wife - Chapter 7: An Amused Queen

Characters: Lancelot Du Lac, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Squirrel

Summary: Tarja takes a day off to spoil her husband but Squirrel doesn't really allow them any peace, especially after he notices the bruises on Lancelot.

Word count: 1400+

Warnings: implied abuse

A/N: This fanfic has been becoming more of a night-time imagination than a well constructed work that makes sense, it will only get weirder from here so enjoy!

Credits: photos from Pinterest, editing app is picsart

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The next morning Tarja woke up with a headache, she looked around at the state of the house, it was a mess, broken furniture everywhere, a few drops of blood, she recalls nothing “Lancelot” she called, but he did not answer, her heart raced, someone broke in and hurt him! Who would dare! She rushed to search for him, he wasn’t in the kitchen preparing a meal, nor in the bedroom, at last, she decided to search for him in the second room and that’s when she saw him, sitting in a corner, hugging himself, he was barely visible “Lancelot?” she asked worried.

He lifted his head up and looked at her, she rushed to him and knelt next to him “Lancelot, are you alright? Who did this?” She asked once she noticed the dried blood on his face, he flenched as she reached out to examin it “I’m sorry, alright? I wish if I had the courage and the understanding to end my life, I sadly didn’t and I couldn’t! I will leave just like you requested” he wept, the woman looked confused “I don’t understand, why would you want to leave?” She frowned.

The weeping one looked at her confused for a moment “because you don’t want me here” he replied, she looked even more puzzled “what makes you say that? I just pardoned you, I want you here, of course i do! You are my husband!” The man opened his mouth to speak but he was uncertain of what to say, this was beyond odd “do you not recall yesterday?” She shrugged “I got drunk and I assume fell on the ground asleep” She truly remembers nothing, none of the hatred nor the beating “what happened to you? Did someone hurt you? Who did it?” She asked “y-you” She blinked a few times, she recalls nothing of last night.

That’s when it hit her, Tate, he intoxicated her, she groaned “I’m sorry about whatever happened yesterday but it wasn’t me, I swear it” she assured him, he looked confused “my people… we manipulate fire and intoxicate thoughts, if the brain loses control which I assume happened by the hands of ale! I apologize, I never meant to hurt you” She said softly “this makes no sense” She nodded “I know but my brother… Tate, I suppose he used his powers on me yesterday and made this happen, it is a rare gift that he alone holds” she huffed.

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[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Music asks!

Saw this one going around all over my dash, but all the ones I wanted to ask had already been asked, and I didn’t want to reblog it without having something to send. :S

https://benedictervention.tumblr.com/post/118886934220

Though I could easily answer Evanescence and Tarja for every one of these, I like to challenge myself, so I’m going to try sticking to One Answer Per Artist! (You can only have limited videos in a text post, so I’ll post embedded videos for songs I really want to show off, and the rest will be linked.)

1: A song you like with a color in the title Blue Eyes - Within Temptation [x]

2: A song you like with a number in the title Design Your Universe - A New Age Dawns pt. VI

3: A song that reminds you of summertime  EdenEcho - Kamelot (”...dressed in summer white...”)

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about Soulcrusher - Xandria [x] (”Searching for someone to pay Darwin's price, laughter echoes while you savor my cries..I can’t forget it, the pain and the dirt that I had to swallow...You’ll never get it, the tears of the past are the hate of tomorrow...Working so hard for respect, but it all was in vain; no one would help little chaps picked half-dead...tears will run dry to hate...Do you really wonder when sometimes revenge is on you?” it’s so perfectly accurate that i often skip it because i just, Don’t Want to Think About Her.)

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance of course! [x]

6: A song that makes you want to dance Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls (I think??) [x] (I know, I know, but I can't hear it without Wanting to Do the Thing. besides, it’s just a really fun song.)

7: A song to drive to I don't drive, so I don't have Any Feeling Association yet... maybe Tokyo I'm On My Way, by Puffy AmiYumi? [x]  ”We’re racing down the highway, that’s always on our mind...Our hands are out the window, the miles are counting down, just waiting for the moment when we get back in town.”

8: A song about drugs or alcohol Bittersweet Nightshade by Magica (probably??) [x] “Your poison berries put me in ecstasy...Take me to the moon, swing me to the sun! Sing with me the tune, bewitching everyone...”

9: A song that makes you happy (Asdfdngh, there are SO MANY? But let's see, by a band I haven't listed yet...) My Demons - Starset [x] “Take me high, and I’ll sing, oh, you make everything okay. We are one and the same, oh you take all of the pain away. Save me if I become my demons... I know you’re watching, I can feel you out there... Fight forever, don’t let me go!”

10: A song that makes you sad Down to Nothing - Siddhartha Menan [x] (”Another dollar, another day. I could use change, from this repetitive charade. It reads like a book, it’s got me hooked, but I can’t find the last page. I’d rather find an escape...” All the lyrics, actually. This is the song from the carnival montage in Justice League vs. Teen Titans, but the editing really did NOT do this song justice!)

11: A song that you never get tired of Whatever I'm hyperfocused on! Right now it's Serene (by Tarja), I've listened to it and sang it a total of 20+ times in the past 72 hours.

12: A song from your preteen years  Whisper - Evanescence [x]

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs Under Pressure - Queen + David Bowie [x]

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding (I don’t want to be married, really... way too much money. Maybe a modest handfasting at most, but I don’t know what songs I’d play. It would depend entirely on the other person.)

15: A song that is a cover by another artist Outcast - Alex Dalliance (covering First Class Trash)

16: One of your favorite classical songs  Does Danny Elfman’s classical style count, or are we talking like, classical epoch songs? Ooh, better question: does opera count? Because frick, the swooping soprano pure-vocalization always Gets Me in Pamina’s aria from The Magic Flute! (Call me mainstream but listen, there’s a REASON Mozart is this popular!) [x]

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke (??? I don't know enough duet songs for this! Closest I've got is Bring Me to Life, and I like it better as a solo song. 8F Maybe Phantom of the Opera? i doubt that’s on many karaoke machines though, heh. Well, any Puffy AmiYumi song is teeechnically a duet song?)

18: A song from the year that you were born Livin' On the Edge - Aerosmith [x]

19: A song that makes you think about life (Any song I relate to? But also...) Sound of Silence - Disturbed cover [x]

20: A song that has many meanings to you Beauty of the Beast - Nightwish [x]

21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title (....mmmh. I don't have any Favorite Song with a name..... “Jillian” by Within Temptation reminds me of one of my closest and oldest friends, though! It’s a repeat band but that’s literally the only song with a name that I Really Like.) [x]

22: A song that moves you forward My Little Phoenix - Tarja [x]

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to (??? I recommend songs for people individually.)

24: A song by a band you wish were still together Papercut - Linkin Park [x]

25: A song by an artist no longer living (Is Andrew Lloyd Webber still alive? Because I’d use This Is the Moment.)

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love Somebody - Nickelback [x]

27: A song that breaks your heart Failure - Breaking Benjamin [x]

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love Stardust - Xandria