#of course it doesn't. that's why you made a joke about girl dinner lacking food

[hilplusterrorss]

[Image description: a tweet by @Feldfrog reading "It's just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I'm just reinforcing [smiling devil emoji]" /End description]

“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?

[that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

Rating: G

Word Count: 1.6k

Fake dating, love at first sight, and all that. The basic fluff palate.

A/N: I had no idea what the lyrics to "Hello Stranger" by Stray Kids were until after I wrote the fic, but the title and vibe made me daydream this whole idea up in the car. You're welcome. (Totally would recommend the official MV too, it just doesn't have English subs)

Another day, another heckling. And this time it had to be on a public subway, apparently.

"All I'm saying is, if you're so rich, why do you have to conveniently forget your credit card every single time we all go out for lunch?" Edward narrowed his eyes at Ling.

"Why bring it when I don't expect to be going out to eat?" Ling said airily. "And you're always so generous when it happens unexpectedly."

Edward grunted. "That's an absolute load of bull and you know it. You can't say that you 'just forgot' to bring money because you 'didn't expect it' when I text the group chat 'Who wants to go out for lunch tomorrow?' and you say 'Ooh! Ooh! Me!'" he squealed in a poor imitation of his friend.

"Your girlfriend would love you for it, you know—paying for dates," Ling continued, ignoring Ed's accusations. He gasped. "Oh, that's right! You don't have a girlfriend! Perhaps if you weren't so quarrelsome, you could manage to win the heart of a lady."

"Who are you calling so puny that he's gonna die alone and have weeds all over his grave that no one will bother to pull?" Ed screeched.

Russell finally spoke up from his seat at the end of the row. "Ed, he didn't say anything about your height. He may be a cheapskate, but he didn't make a dig at your height. For once."

"Yeah, that's right! No fair changing the subject, Ling. This discussion was about how you're a little rich boy who always makes his friends pay for his own food," Ed huffed.

"Why quibble over such a minor expense? How expensive could a burger be? Twenty dollars?" The other two boys gaped at Ling, but he only kept going. "Besides, I'm far more interested in the current topic. Edward, you know I care for you deeply—"

"Fat chance."

"—but with your disposition, I doubt you could get a girlfriend if you tried!"

"Now, you wait just a second! You don't know squat about my love life! In fact, I could—"

Out of nowhere, a blonde girl knelt on the seat next to Ed's and slipped an arm around his shoulders.

"Hello, stranger." She winked. "Why didn't you tell me you were coming this way today? I know you're shy about our relationship, but you could have just told them, you know. You don't have to give into their teasing just for me, Eddie-boo."

All three boys gawked at her—Russell and Ling because of the fact that Ed actually had a girlfriend and Ed because of the fact that he didn't. Except now he had to pretend that this strange, hot blonde girl was his girlfriend.

So he choked. Then he recovered just enough to say, "Babe, no. I was just about to tell them. These pea-brains," he glared at them, "barely let me get a word in edgewise. Please believe me, babe."

"Of course I believe you, pretty boy." Her gaze made all coherent thoughts fly from his head. "But even if they are pea-brains, I should probably introduce myself." She tapped his nose. The buzzing feeling lingered long after the tip of her finger left it. "I'm Winry." She beamed at the other two boys. Ed's stomach twisted. He wasn't jealous, was he? He probably just ate something bad at lunch. Maybe Ling slipped something in his burger…

Ling grinned wickedly. "Lovely to meet you, Winry. How did you two meet? It must have been quite a job getting this one to agree to go out with you, what with his charming personality and all."

"Hm, how did we meet, babe? It all happened very gradually—knowing each other's faces, then knowing each other's names, then small talk here and there. Then before you know it, we were having deeper conversations as close friends, and then suddenly, we were dating! He's a real softie once you get him to open up," she said, ruffling his bangs.

"Winry!" He cleared his throat. "Babe, you don't have to tell them everything."

"Oh, man!" Russell guffawed, wiping away a tear. "This girl must have you whipped, Ed."

"Something like that," Ed muttered.

Suddenly, the train lurched and threw Winry forward, her arm around Ed's shoulders directing her course straight for his lap. They stared at each other in panic for a few moments. Then Winry laughed nervously. "Looks like I fell for you, huh, babe?"

Edward slapped his forehead. "Really? Fell for me? That's so terrible, I might break up with you just for that."

"Nah, you like me too much," Winry said, planting a kiss on his forehead.

Edward's face turned a violent shade of red. Pretty girl. Flirting. At him. Dream. It was a dream. Dreams don't have lips with that much detail. Can't look at friends. They'll laugh. Different topic. Periodic table. Periodic tables are simple. Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium…

"Like I said," Russell smirked. "Whipped."

The subway car lurched again as the intercom announced their arrival at the stop, and Ed's arms flew to keep Winry from being thrown again. Just as quickly as he had held her close, he loosened his grip. For a moment, her eyes widened and a faint blush rose on her cheeks. She shifted on his lap.

"This is my stop. Nice meeting you guys!" Winry leaned in to whisper into Ed's ear. "I probably caused you more trouble than I solved. I'm so sorry." She offered him a half smile and slid off his lap.

His legs somehow felt bare without her weight, his arms cold without her warmth. How could he just let her walk away? But how could he just stalk a stranger? Fortunately, all intelligent thought had left him long ago.

"See you guys later! Better priorities have come up than messing around with you losers!"

Edward heard silence, then laughter behind him, but he kept his eyes forward as he followed Winry out into the station. Crap, what had he gotten himself into? He was such an idiot. His idiot mouth and his idiot legs had been faster than his idiot brain and he was about to be in big, big trouble with this really beautiful, really nice stranger. The doors closed behind them.

"Look, I'm really, really sorry. I don't know what got into me. I don't know why I went along with it. I don't just do this sort of thing, it just happened. If there's—" Winry cut Ed off.

"You went along with it because I started it. What were you supposed to do? If anything, it's my fault for putting you in an awkward position. It was gutsy and presumptuous and I should have just let your conversation happen. I don't exactly go around pretending to be random people's girlfriends either. Some weird gut reaction in me just...did it. I...I don't even know what to say for myself. I made you lie to your friends and now you're going to have to tell them that and...I'm. I'm so sorry." She raked her hand into her ponytail and avoided his gaze.

"Can we consider ourselves forgiven, then?"

She met his eyes with a slight laugh. "Yeah, I guess so."

"Good, so...um…are you actually single?" He sighed and mumbled, "man, I don't normally do this," and continued, "Because I'd love to take you out for real if you are." His pulse thundered through every blood vessel in his body while she opened and closed her mouth and blushed. It would be cute if his entire being wasn't vibrating waiting for her response.

"Y–yeah," she breathed.

"Gah," Ed rubbed the back of his neck. "Of course you're not single, why would you be? I mean, look at you—"

"No! No. I'm. I'm not single. I mean! I'm not in a���I don't have a boyfriend."

"Oh."

"I'd...I'd love to go out with you, Edward."

"Wow," he finally managed.

"What?" Winry smiled at him in confusion.

"I really scored big today and I don't even know how." He grinned crookedly. "Was something about my complete lack of competent speech attractive or something? Nobody just agrees to going on a date with a complete stranger. Your name is actually Winry, right?"

She laughed. "Yes, my name is actually Winry. I didn't really have a lot of time to come up with a fake name or anything. As for going out with a complete stranger… I don't know. I just know I can trust you. I figure, why not go for it? And, um. I wasn't entirely joking when I called you 'pretty boy.'" She bit her lip and smiled at her shoes.

Ed's mind blanked for what seemed the billionth time that day. "You're the—you're the pretty one!" he squawked.

"Well, then...if I'm the pretty one, can I be the one to ask you for your number?"

"What?" He wasn't sure whether he'd been shaken out of his mental fog or pushed further into it. "I mean, yes! Um, here it is." He fumbled with his phone and showed her his contact information.

"Thanks." She smiled with all the light the universe could give her. "I'll...see you soon then?"

"Are you busy right now?" Ed blurted out. "Or is taking you out to dinner too soon?"

"Oh! No, not at all. I'm kind of craving Chinese takeout, actually, if that's okay."

"Yeah. Yeah, it's totally okay. Just. One thing." Winry raised her eyebrows in accession. "Never call me 'Eddie-boo' again."

[katsukikitten]

Hewwo! I was wondering if you could do a Bakugou x Fem Athlete reader? I use to be a wrestler and when I watch bnha and see their workouts/training, it brings me back to the good times where i use to slam ppl into the floor lol (im soft i swear-). Maybe reader goes to a boot camp and doesn't see bakugo for awhile and they come back hella buffed up and can even lift Bakugou with ease, maybe they're a weightlifter?? Idk but i wanna see bakugo shook at his strong gf lol

I hope you like this my dear.

You were what most people called a behemoth.

A thick woman with muscle on an athletic build instead of thick hips. Your shoulders were broad, strong and could carry the weight of the world.

And often times it did.

It used to bother you that you were not as femme as other girls. As cutesy and petite until one day you came to the realization that you'd never look like the women on the front of magazines.

And that was a o fucking kay. And everyday since then you fought with yourself and your self image.

Because bitch you were a queen.

And being a confident cut throat queen added to your muscular stature had most *boys* avoiding you like the plague.

But that was fine because you were looking for a M! A! N!

Although you didn't know you'd find him so soon and in such an odd package.

It took one deadly smirk aimed at you for you to fall head over heels.

And it took one knockout punch for him.

Depsite the mutual feelings the two of you only ever interact or text to spar. You too worried that you're reading into his excitement too much. Thoroughly convinced he only sees you as a bro he can actually go all out with.

While he is too fucking oblivious to even realize he had feelings for you. Paying you compliments and even bragging on you in class with simple songs of praises such as "Tch. Y/LN would break your puney fucking arm in a wrestling match Kirishima!"

The doting ash blonde would eye you then, smiling proudly daring anyone to test your strength.

And double daring anyone to comment on that powerfully beautiful body of yours.

If he heard a single off colored comment or joke about you, whether you were there to defend yourself or not he would step in. Hands popping with unkempt rage as a shit eating grin erupted on his kissable lips.

The thought of him defending your honor had your cheeks burning with blush as you waltz through the thick doors of the gym, exactly where Kirishima said you could find him. Silently thankful that he is wearing headphones with music loud enough that he does not hear the door shut as you spy his damp, sculpted back pull his body upward as he counts with barely a grunt.

Well into the upper thousands as your heart flutters, body heating to the point that your kneecaps melt. Struggling to stand you turn on your heel, losing the nerve to tell him goodbye although you will only be gone for a short month. Still you wonder if you should send a text, thumbs hovering over the lit keyboard debating if he would even want to read a stupid message from a lousy extra like you.

And it wasn't like you'd get a reply while you were gone and even if you did where you were going your phone would be no better than a glorified iPod touch with the lack of signal out in bumfuck nowhereville.

You decide against it sliding your phone into your leggings pocket as you tighten the straps on your book bag setting out for what will hopefully push you in the right direction.

Camp is hard as you knew it would be. You were training with the best strength oriented quirk pro heros in the game! Sending you through grueling obstacle courses with semi truck tires and endless pits of sand and mud.

Not to mention you were pushed to the point of puking more often than not. Still you somehow made friends in between the exhausting training and gnarly cafeteria food. Laughing, helping one another and even exchanging numbers with promises to text when a mythical bar of service was found.

Cool water drips form your hair as you plop down on the bottom bunk with a sigh, your bed mate pokes her head out to look down at you. Meanwhile you stare at the last text your friend Mina had sent you for the umpteenth time this week. A photo of you and Bakugo sharing a rare laugh during training both of your cheeks flushed and hair clinging to sweating foreheads over a joke long forgotten. But the feeling would never fade.

You damn her silently for being so sneaky and sneaky enough to catch both you AND Bakugo off guard.

"You've been sighing like you're s/o is away at war!" She chides, "So who are you staring at?"

This gains the attention of the other two girls in the bunks across the way, eyes gleaming at the thought of sharing crushes. Heat flushes your skin bright pink as you attempt to lock your phone but swift hands above snatch it from your normally steely grip.

"Oh." Is all she says as she looks closely at the photo, Bakugo shirtless with, dripping with sweat and wearing his best smile as you're three quarters to the camera cheesing hard as hell.

"Well shit I'd be sighing too. Your man is hot as hell! Does he train with you?"

"A..ah he's um not.." Fear grips your windpipe as you try not to sound creepy as fuck for looking at a picture of what is only your classmate. You clear your throat, "We're just sparring partners."

"What?!" She zooms in on his face before showing it to the other girls and yourself as best she can out of your reach, "My sparring partner never smiles. Make him your man!"

"I'm not his type, Kimi!" You rush out, embarrassment having you cover your face. Shit you'd never be his type.

You couldn't imagine anything more than a petite fiery or even just plain shy girl who wore dresses and heels. A woman with all the right curves that would dangle from his arm as he showed her off. Not some brute who could practically snap any man in half.

Your heart sinks into your gut, tears threatening to spill.

"Then what's his type?" She asks dryly above you. Mind racing as you think of how Bakugo looks at the opposite sex, hell even the same sex in your class and you come up with the same face each time. He wears his ever agitated snarl and that's if he even glances their way. Scarlet eyes narrowed into slits save when the look at you. They are narrowed only from the effects of his upturned lips.

"I reckon he ain't got a type then?" She says staring down at you from over her mattress. You avoid eye contact as you speak.

"I...I just can't see him with me. I'm all bulky and burly like." You flex your banded arms for emphasis before pointing at your bunk mate above, "While you're more toned and that of a fitness magazine model."

"So what? So fucking what! Haven't you seen me oogling you all week? Or the other women who would kill to have your gains! We see it sis, we see it and stan it. You carry muscle where most women DREAM to!" She jumps from the top bunk lifting your shirt up to your sports bra," Abs bitch, you've got washboard abs! Meanwhile my stomach can barely become flat. And your back! Ugh don't get me started how you're stronger than super girl with that toned back and beautifully rounded ass. Why are you selling yourself short?"

Your lack of answer is met with a harsh slap on your stomach before the timed lights in the cabin die out.

"The first thing I want you to text me about is how you asked that hottie blonde out." She threatens before jumping to the top bunk like an agile cat.

The month ends with tight hugs and a long ride home. You welcome the scenery of the winding roads and mountains as the train speeds past, muscles screaming from the month before.

And stomach growling wanting nothing more than a home cooked meal. If you did the math right on the chore wheel. You'd be coming back to Katsuki's cooking. You slip in and out of conciousness dreaming of spicy grilled chicken.

A surprise waits for you as you get off at your stop for the train. The platform crowded with familar bodies of class 3A

as you dismount from the steps.

"WELCOME HOME Y/N!" They shout in unison as Mina and Urarka rush in for a hug. You pull away laughing before your eyes scan for a blonde and when they come up empty your stomach twists for a moment. Mina pulls your thoughts away as slips her pink arms through yours guiding you towards the exit of the train station. She fills you in on the things you'd missed that fun summer month.

Swimming, fireworks, watermelon.

All activities that they planned to do again of course, espeically now that you were back. Not to mention her now boyfriend, Kirishima who, always the gentleman, took your bags to carry on your soon to be journey down six blocks back to UA, to home.

Still you wish Bakugo would have come to greet you too, you pull out your phone for a moment. Ready to text Kimi how you were gonna be forever alone, instead you lock your phone angrily shoving it into your bag.

With each step closer towards the dorms your body becomes heavier, weighted down with your mood drop that you brush off as "I'm just tired Mina-chan" endlessly until you reach the dorms.

The class floods into the their third year dorms as the smell of food wafts over your senses, causing mixed feelings to fist fight in your stomach.

"I'm just gonna get some sparring in before dinner." You smile at Mina, as you head out clad in your ever present athleisure wear, short black shorts and a tanktop.

The outdoor punching bag takes the brunt of your anger, of your disappointment and mostly your own self loathing over being upset over your training buddy not coming to greet you.

Still it stings to know he didn't even bother to show up. Hell he didn't even greet you at the damn door to the dorms!

Arching your fist you slam it into the bag that bursts open as the chain snaps, soaring into the treeline behind the dorms. You huff, back turned before your stomach growls, begging to be fed.

You collect yourself as you hear the sliding door to the living room open.

"Oi! Y/N!" His voice comes out biting as he approaches. You look to the source damning your heart for fluttering at just the sight of him. You notice his skull shirt seems a bit tighter than when you last saw him, muscled arms flexing as he keeps his calloused hands in his pockets. Harsh eyes look you up and down. Roving over your body making you feel naked beneath their intensity as he silently assess your thick frame. Scarlet lingering on exposed soft thighs that he may or may not imagine himself between sometimes. It took the entire month of his "sparring" partner gone to realize she may have been more than just that.

He fights the blush on his cheeks before a devilish grin overtakes his normal snarl.

"Atta girl, coming back stronger than ever. Bet you kicked some ass at camp huh?" His praises has your heart soaring as your body moves on it's own. Anger melting into warmth as you scoop up the muscled man into a bone crushing hug, giggling as you swing him in a circle. That is before you realize your giddy action could make him seem weak, something Bakugo loathes. You set him down with several rushed "Sorry"s before he grips your wrist tightly. Eyes boring into yours as he struggles to keep his breathing even.

"No I should be the one who's sorry." He growls.

"For what?" He answers as he pulls you closer to him until your lips crash into his. Hands roving up your toned arms before strong fingers pull at the hair at the nape of your neck deepening the kiss while you turn into putty in popping hands. After a few moments he breaks free, looking over your stunning features.

"For not fucking doing that sooner. For not fucking realizing that I admire more than just your strength." He looks away slipping his hand into yours as he pulls you back to the dorms, "Come on! I didn't make my girl's favorite just so it could get cold damn it!"

He drags you into the house as you watch after him before you snap a photo sending it to Kimi with a caption underneath.

"He beat me to the punch."

[fortheloveofkuroo]

HAIKYUU AU:

Part 2 Part 3

Karasuno boys are having a sleepover in your place, their Manager!

It's almost midnight. They just finished their practice and getting ready to go home when a thunder suddenly strikes. The sound itself made the whole gym building shakes. Not so long after, a heavy shower of rain follows. Crap they might have to stay in the gym. But you, their manager feels bad for them. Of course you don't want the boys to spend the night over at the gym or the faculty room. So you decided.

"Come on boys! Let's have a sleepover at my house!" Their tired eyes glistened with hope. Some of them agreed but some of them decided to go home because they don't want to be a burden for you and their house are pretty close. That's what they said. So you, with the other boys proceed to go home and gets in your house. Luckily your parents are out of the town and your sibling is staying at their bestfriend's house.

After cleaning themself and stuffed their stomach with your homemade food, they went to bed. But, because of the lack of space reason. One boy have to share a bed with you...

1. Sawamura Daichi

The captain opposes the idea. At first.

"No no. We can stay and sleep at the faculty room. You don't have to shelter us (Y/n)." He said.

"Well does the faculty room is big enough? With Tsukki's and Kageyama's new height? I don't think so Daichi." You crosses your arm. Forcing your way in.

It's not the first time Daichi refuse to accept your help. Definitely not the last either. But what do you say? You're their manager afterall. You want to take care of them.

"It's fine! Come on boys let's get going-" "If you guys stay at the gym then i will too!" You smile. Daichi immediately (again) refuse.

"No! You cannot (Y/n)-san. What if you caught a cold?-" "That's what i'm saying Captain. What if the WHOLE team caught a cold? You wouldn't want that, do you?" You smirk while Daichi sighs. "Fine. Just one night."

Yas u win, eat it Daichi HAHAHAHA

The trip to your house isn't so bad. After all your house is the closest. When you all arrived the boys immediately gets in and.. wraked havoc.

"You guys! Where's your manner! It's not your own house!" He shouted while you giggled. "It's okay Daichi. Nobodys home except me. You all welcome to feel like it's your own house" You pat his shoulder lightly.

"Everyone can stay here for a while, i'll take a shower and cook for you all while you dry yourself. Don't worry it'll be fast!" You said while distributing towels to everyone.

While you make your way to the bathroom, you feel someone's eyes is staring at your back.

After you came back from bath, you start to cook for the boys. With Sugawara helping you.

Some of them to save the time decide to shower with more people or so. It did save time but it doesn't guarantee what your bathroom looks like after.

The hot homemade food are served. After the last one gets out of shower they all immediately eats. Because of their sports activity you used all of your groceries to cook for them. It doesn't matter though.

Daichi, who's kept looking at your direction didn't touch any of your cooking.

"Hey hey! Here, eat some. You'll starve at midnight if you don't eat dinner now." You pile his bowl with karaage that you just made. And you can't help but laugh when he got so panicked because it's too much.

Stomach already filled, it's time for bed. You divided the team. Some will sleep at your sibling's room, some will sleep at living room, and the others will sleep at the guest room. And then one boy will sleep with you.

"Um.. Due to lack of the space, one of you have to sleep with me."

At first Tanaka and Nishinoya immediately jumps out but Sugawara pulls them back.

"Since i'm the captain. I'll take care from here. I'll be the one who sleep with her. Because i don't trust any of you have a pure mind." He stares deadly at his teammates.

"Aah Daichi-san no fairr! What about you huh?? Do you have a pure mind too?!??" Tanaka and Nishinoya yelps and protest. But Daichi already kicked them off. "SLEEP!" he shouted while he shuts the door of your room.

You laughed. Seeing Daichi dicipline his teammates are hilarious and entertaining. You crawl to your bed and do a little stretch. While Daichi. Is frozen at his spot.

"Daichi? You okay?" He snaps out to reality and averts his gaze. "I think.. I should join the others at the living room."

It's his first time at a girl's room. YOUR room especially. Your scent is all over the place and he cannot take it.

Before his hand opens the door, your fingers already touches his arm. Sending him electric shock.

"Stay.." you asked. It's nothing like you. You usually sleeps by yourself. But the toughts of having someone sleeps by your side..

You help him set up the mattress. It's a good use now. Your bed always have that mini mattress below it and you never know what to do with it. After that you bounce to your bed.

"Well, Let's call it a night Daichi, G'night!" As you turn off the lights you notice that the moonlight is bright enough to lights up the entire room.

You wrap yourself in your blanket. Facing towards the wall. With Daichi below your bed. Somehow your heart can't keep calm.

"...(Y/n)?"

After like 30 minutes silence Daichi speak up. Finally.

"Mhm?" You turn towards him. Facing his side. As you turn, you notice his tired yet calm face in the darkness only powered by the moonlight. Your heart skips a beat.

"It's kinda chilly down here.. How are you up there?" He asked with his soothing voice.

"Yeah it is kinda cold. You want more blankets? I can get it-" "No.. Instead of.. Can you.. lend me your hand for a sec?"

You see no harm of doing that. So you extend your hand to him. Didn't even notice what's going to happen next. He suddenly pulls you down.

You yelp. But the second your body made a contact with his warm skin you automatically gets drowsy. It's so warm and nice.

His strongs arms wraps around your waist and the other hugging you close. You can feel his warm breath brushing against your forehead.

"..Good night (Y/n)." You felt a soft touch on your forehead. As you look up, Daichi's entire cheeks are already flushed. You couldn't help but only smiles as you two fall asleep.

2. Sugawara Koushi

This poor man.

Since he notices the thunder he knows that it will be hard for him to go home.

But when you offer him to have a sleepover. He obviously agreed. Because his house is well.. You can say pretty far but that is not the first reason why he agreed.

Right after he went to your house he got a little panick. He IS inside your house.

"Suga-kun? You okay? Can you help me a bit here?"

You asked for him to help you as he follows you to the back. You gave him a few towels

You noticed how soaked Sugawara is. You grabbed on of the towel and start to dry his grey hair.

"H-Hey! (Y/n) what are you doing??" "Drying your hair. Afterall you're the one who lend the boys your umbrella so you're pretty soaked. Can't let the mom of the group sick." You chuckles as you continue to dry his hair.

Little did you know his face is a blushing mess behind that towel.

After that short drying hair session, you continue to pass the towel then you take a bath.

"Guys listen. We're in (Y/n)'s house now. Please behave and control yourself." He advised.

"You should control yourself to Suga-san. Your face is red! Did you kiss or something earlier?" Nishinoya point out the blush that Sugawara get from you drying his hair and he snaps about that while the others laughs at him and receive special suga wack.

After your bath session, you want to start on your cooking but you realized you're cooking for a team. So you need a hand. And the first person that comes to your mind is..

"You need help?" Sugawara is already beside you wearing an apron with a smile on his face.

"SUGA YOU'RE AN ANGEL!" You cries as you hugs his arm. The others either have gone to bath or busy with themself so it's only you and him and the kitchen. Suga can't hide the fact that you need help to cook is an advantage for him

Even if it means he got the last turn to shower it's fine. As long as he spend time with you.

The menu is karaage and sauteed mushrooms with soy butter sauce.

"I hope they'll love it.." your hands stopped a while as you cut the mushrooms but Suga reassured you.

"Come on manager. We're sports team. Throw us anything edible we'll eat it!" He jokes. You both are laughing while throwing a little jokes as the food is getting ready.

And the last karaage is done. You're about to take off your apron but you notices it's stuck. You must tied it in a hurry and it gets tangled. Uh oh.

"Oh what's wrong?" Suga already takes off his apron when he sees you struggling with yours.

"It's stuck.. Will you, please?" You turn your back on him.

And what do you know. His mind is already in a panic state. "Sure.." His hand slowly reaches towards the tangled knot. His hands a little shaky because he can see your exposed neck and a little damp back of yours because of sweat.

He quickly untangle the knot. His focus is getting everywhere. Just a little more his hands are able to touch your waist. But you already turn around and faces him. "Thanks-"

His face is so close to yours. It's soo closeeee and you both just stare at each other. His hand suddenly pushed you to counter as his face suddenly leans towards you..

But before he could do that, Hinata suddenly barge into the kitchen.

"wOAAAH KARAAGEE!! Aah can't wait to eaaat-" Hinata finally notices that well, you and Sugawara having a moment.

"AAAAH I'M SORRY!!!" He bows at 90°, grabs a few piece of Karaage then rushes to leave.

While you and Suga just hides your face. If Hinata didn't barge in. Who knows what would've happen?

"You should shower.. Suga-kun." Your face is still red and your heart is still rushing. Sugawara nods then leaves.

Boy he is pissed.

He's pissed of himself. Because he ALMOST do something to you. He promised that he would hold himself.

After showering and a little time of scolding himself and gathering his self he gets out and joined you and the other.

You sits in the middle of Daichi and Asahi. The third year circle. Suga don't have any choice but sits beside Daichi. Once every while he glances over to you.

And he just realized that he's eating your homemade food.

"It would be nice if i can eat her homemade food like this everyday.." he speak to himself.

"HINATA BOGE! WHY DID YOU EAT MY KARAAGE?!" "YOU DON'T EVEN TOUCH IT!"

"Stop it you two!" Sugawara scolds the duo while giving themself his portion of Karaage. "There, fair and square now eat and don't fight again or you two will sleep outside." He grins.

Awe sugamama don't be so mean

You chuckle. You scooch over to him and gave him a piece of your Karaage.

"Eat up Suga-kun." You smiles.

Wowowowowowow Suga didn't expect that and he just shut up despite Nishinoya, Tanaka, and Hinata that's now fighting over the mushrooms.

"So, Nishinoya, Tanaka will sleep in my sibling's room. The first year will sleep at the living room. Here's the futon and the blanket. And ah.. Shoot the guest room's bed only able to hold two people.." you think of yourself.

You glances over the boys. Gather up your voice then..

"Um.. Due to lack of the space, one of you have to sleep with me."

And then silence. But as expected, Nishinoya and Tanaka already jumping out and ready to barge in your room.

"I'LL DO IT!" "NO YOU DUMBASS! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME TANAKA!" "STOP IT YOU TWOO!!!"

Sugawara, very unexpected shouted. He pull both of them to the back and walks towards you. Daichi is about to step onward but..

He realized that it's the only chance.

"YOU ALL STOP IT!!" Sugawara is now really flustered and hitting his juniors with his special wack while you only laughs. "I'll sleep with you. Is that alright?" You only nods.

You can hear Tanaka and Nishinoya shouting and complaining. "It's not fairrrr! Why is Suga-san gets to sleep with (Y/n)-san?! He told us to hold ourselfs!" Oh.. He told that to the others?

Still, you can't forget what a moment you guys had earlier in the kitchen. You're sure he was about to kiss you..

"(Y/n), i-i will leave the door open.. kay?" He smiles nervously. You nods. You helped him to parepare the mattress for him then climb to your bed.

"I'll switch the lights off. You're okay with that right?" He asked. "Sure go ahead"

When the lights cut off, you can hear his step slowly approaching you.

But, instead of getting to the mattress he just slides into the blanket next to your side.

What. In. The. World.

You're too flustered to react.

He's too panic and too scared to speak.

"S-Sorry! I tought it's my bed! Ahaha you know our room placement is very similiar so i just-"

"Sugawara.." He looks down only to found you, wrapped by the white blanket. Face flustered and cheeks so red like tomato.

"It's fine." You smiles. Slowly resting your head to his chest. Only to hear his heartbeat going so fast.

"Are you okay? Your heartbeat is so fast!" You chuckles. Then a pair of arms immediately shuts you up by hugging you tight.

"Shut up (Y/n).. I'm not okay." He said. "I've always wanted to do this.. Gah this is no good."

"Eh.. Why?"

"I'm a man too you know?! What if- What if i lost my composure.."

You place both of your hands on his cheeks. He can feel the coldness from your fingers stings his face.

"I trust you Koushi.."

At that time, he realizes. He promise himself. He will hold himself and make you his, first.

3. Azumane Asahi

JESUS

He's terrified of lightning and thunder lmao.

While Nishinoya is rolling thunder-ing and receiving his spike a thunder strike and he screams. Poor bby.

While a heavy rain is going on he know it's going to be troublesome to go home.

"Come on boys! Let's have a sleepover at my house!"

His eyes grew wide. Whot???

Daichi opposes your idea, so nah it can't be right?

rIgHT?!

Then next things he know he's already infront of your house. With the others.

Next thing you know, he was about to runaway.

"Asahi?! What are you doing?!!" You yell at him because he was about to jump from the fence.

"I-I- It's better if i go to my own home! I-I'm fine (Y/n)-san!" Then you and the other third graders helping drags him inside the house.

"It's fine geez! Make yourself at home."

Asahi. Cannot. Calm. Down.

He is at a girl's house. He never went to a girl's house so he never know how to react.

And it's you. Come on, everyone in the team got a crush on you.

After he got the towel, he let his long hair down and dried it.

You, who's back just to announce that you're going to bath secretly amazed. Asahi, with his long wet hair slicked back is actually... handsome.

"What do you wanna say senpai?" Kageyama interrupts you and snaps you out. "Ah right!"

When Sugawara told everyone to hold themself he quietly agrees. I mean how can a man, hold himself beside someone like you.

When you went out the bath, you never notices but actually everyone is staring at you as you come and collecting the dirty towel.

When you grabs his towel, he notices a familiar scent from you. Is it your soap? Your detergent?

"Okay you guys can clean yourself while i cook, don't run in corridors okay and don't make a mess!" You warn them.

While waiting for his juniors taking a bath, he sits with Daichi and Nishinoya.

"(Y/n)-san is so nice right, Asahi-san?!" Nishinoya nudge his sides while Asahi jumps. "A-Ah yeah.. I guess" he just nods.

You are indeed very nice in his mind.

He remember how you are the first girl that doesn't get scared when he first approach you (besides Shimizu ofc). In fact, you were so kind to him.

"It's kind of sad how we're going to graduate and leave everything to the second year. But i'm sure (Y/n)-san and Yachi-san will take care of the others." Asahi suddenly speak something about the future. Then he realizes that he just speak out loud about his thoughts.

"U-Uh! I dont mean to.." " You're right Asahi." Daichi agreed. "Aaah i will miss this moment!" Daichi stands up and stretch a little. "I'll shower. You want to join me? So it doesn't took so long?" Offer Daichi. Why not right?

Both of them walk to the bath, passing the kitchen where you and Suga is cooking. He could see you and Sugawara is having fun.

"Oi Asahi. The bath is this way. That's the kitchen." Daichi words bring him back. "Right. Sorry.."

When he enter the bath, he immediately look for something that familiar. Is it your soap? Or detergent? He feels like he smell that scent somewhere but he can't remember what is it.

"Woah we're all gonna smell like (Y/n) after this." Daichi laughs as he open a bottle of shampoo. And that's it.

Asahi's hand suddenly snatch that bottle. He know this brand of shampoo.

It was his shampoo too.

"I-It's.." "Hey! Don't snatch it like that, if you want just ask Asahi." Daichi snatch it back and shampoo his hair.

He's right. Right after this everybody will be smelling like you including himself!

After showering, Asahi went back to hang the wet towel and found Hinata shaken up. "Hey, what's wrong?" Hinata's confused af so he points back to the kitchen, wanting to say something but it's not clear.

Not so long, you're back with the food. After taking his seat, he didn't quite expect for you to sit beside him but oh well. He just sits there, quietly eating.

"Does it taste good, Asahi-san?" You asked with a grin. Your face is a little red from the bath and that makes him nervous as hell.

And he chokes. You panicked and hurrily gave him a glass of water. "Here! Drink drink!" While everybody only laughs and teased Asahi and you.

"You're too close to him, (Y/n)-san! He's nervous!" Shout Tanaka while chomping down his Rice.

"O-Oh sorry! I didn't mean to.." You genuinely feel bad.

Poor Asahi, he now feels bad for making you feel bad.

And it's sleeping timeee. You have decided which group and where they will sleep. But..

"Um.. Due to lack of the space, one of you have to sleep with me."

And he know he's not gonna spend a night with you so he just quietly preparing to move to the guest room.

"Asahi-san, i would like you to.. Um spend a night with me?" You asked.

And man his soul just went out from his body.

Nah just kidding. But really tho.

His heart almost popped off. Did he heard that right? "Y-You sure? I don't think it's a-appropiate! I'm not ready yet!-" "You just need to sleep with her Azumane Asahi. Nothing. More." Daichi and Sugawara suddenly already besides him, ready for lecturing him but fortunately you stopped both of them.

"We'll keep the door open, kay? Let me help you with that." You tought Asahi will be struggling to pull the extra bed below your bed because it's always got stuck but he pull it out just fine easy and pop!

You forgot that he is the Ace afterall. His power is beyond everyone.

You slam yourself to the bed and accidentally hurt yourself. "Oww!"

Asahi immediately jumps and check on you. "Are you okay?! (Y/n)-san?!" He seems very worried.

"It's okay! I just hit my face too hard hehe.." Asahi sighs, feeling a little at ease. "You should br more carefull (Y/n)-san-" "(Y/n) is fine Asahi-san." You cuts him, resulting him to be more flustered.

"B-But.." "Ah, did you use my shampoo- Wait everyone must be using my shampoo ehehe."

Ah, that one thing he wants to ask.

"Ah right, i didn't know that we use the same kind of shampoo.." his voice is small. But because of the space between you two, you could easily hear that.

"Yeah! Thanks to you though my hair grows so fast. It also repairs it so it's smooth and have volumee!" You thanked him. Wait what?

"Eh? Thanks? To me?" In this state Asahi is just so confused. Then you slides down your bed and sits on his bed.

"Don't you remember? On summer vacation the second and third grade is going to shop for groceries together then i asked about your shampoo because your hair is very pretty and i couldn't help myself to ask. Then you show me your shampoo!" You just remind the entire scene for him again.

"Ah right, you were so nervous to ask because you're afraid that it's rude." "Hey! Don't make fun of mee!" You jokingly punch his arm. "But really i love your hair though, it looks so shiny and pretty. If only i can touch it-"

You stopped rambling when you realize you were in the same bed with him.

Shoot.

"Ah sorry i ramble too much. U-Uh you should sleep!" You quickly climbs up but a hand holds your wrist. You turn around and saw Asahi, slowly placing your hand on his head. His face is definitely flustered, but he looks calm.

"You can.." he looks away, hiding his blush.

You smile, you sat on his bed once again. Pillow on your lap with his head on it. Your fingers running across his dark brown locks.

"Asahi.. Is there any reason you grow your hair?'

Asahi seems surprised. He didn't answer directly. He turns facing you and smiles. His big hand slowly slips a piece of hair behind your ear.

"Can i trust you?"

You nods. Grinning. "Of course you can trust me. I'm your trustworthy manager afterall!"

A smile bloom on his lips. You spend the night with Asahi talking and sharing your both deepest secret.

Wooo~ I will part this AU to three parts because it's so dang long hehe. Next part coming up!! Please look forward to it!

[gaydryad]

#also we completely brushed past calling a diet coke ''girl dinner'' being Not A Problem because #''I don't do that every day plus i also had popeyes'' #super interesting that you chose to make the Girl Dinner joke about the concept of having a meal with zero calories in it #that definitely doesn't have anything to do with anything lmao. doesn't have anything to do with women's diets or eating disorders #of course it doesn't. that's why you made a joke about Girl Dinner lacking food #when you already said yourself that you had popeyes. so the joke could have been about smoking weed and eating junk food #but something about that didn't feel so Girlish to you. #so the jokes we're working with here are... women be shopping and spending money irresponsibly #and. women be having a diet coke and a joint and calling it dinner #yeah I can't see any traces of anything worrisome here. no misogyny at all (from sergle)

these tags deserve to be said out loud

“girl dinner” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” okay but I am an adult I am six feet tall I am loud as fuck I take up space I am smart and capable. So are you. Why would we want to laugh at jokes where the punchline is that women aren’t? Why would we want to make jokes about being small and childish and incapable? Who do you think laughs at those jokes the loudest?