#of course he'll get it
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
we interviewed like, literally the perfect candidate today (for another job I'm on the panel for, sadly not for my team) but also they work with Sam so I was like 'NO. I SHOULDN'T ask Sam 'hey is [name] sound?'
but because I have no boundaries instead I went into his room as soon as I got home and went 'THE INTERVIEWS WENT WELL. BY THE WAY WHO ARE THE PEOPLE WHO YOU LIKE AND HATE AT WORK.' which inevitably triggered a guessing game which. is just asking 'is [name] sound' with extra steps
(they are, evidently, as good as they seemed)
(which is lucky. already finalised my scoring so.)
#red said#I'm sorry to [name] who was like 'i don't want people at work to know I've applied for other jobs' when i mentioned i knew Sam#there is no defence i just can't keep secrets#but also in fairness Sam's on holiday until after we make the decision and we still have one person to see#but they would have to be genuinely amazing to do better than [name] cause they knocked it out of the park on every metric#like the only criticism anyone could come up with was 'they seem kind of overqualified'#they were lovely. extremely capable. had both a depth and breadth of knowledge and experience. they even had work life boundaries.#hens teeth in the charities sector to find people who are both good at their jobs and capable of switching off#so we have to meet my Least Favourite Candidate next week. Least Favourite bc they scored well on their application so i had to rank them#as my 2nd choice. but also stacked up every Hate point. cop army reservist ai specialist former city job. die die die.#like i have to be FAIR and BALANCED and i WILL be. in the event he's somehow significantly better than the person we saw today#of course he'll get it#but like if it's a could-go-either-way thing it should be today's candidate#next week's candidate is also on my shitlist for needing to reschedule the interview (fair. reasonable.)#and therefore extending the amount of time i need to endure being on interview panels by an entire extra week (hate kill maim)#that. unlike being a cop. isn't his fault and everyone should have the right to reschedule if needed. but i JUST WANT IT OVER
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
I think we need to utilize multilingual Sylus more. He admits to knowing so many languages and learning them to have less loose threads, but you cannot tell me he would not charm you with them
Sylus speaking lowly in your ear when you're waking up, soft things, sweet names, but it's all just sounds that roll off his tongue like music to your ears
Teaching you a language so he can speak with you "in private" during business meetings. Holding you in his lap and asking you while still in the room with the dealers/clients if you like something, if you want something more, etc
Purring foreign words of lust against the skin of your shoulder as he pulls you close, his mouth sucking, biting, teasing your neck with delight
Visibly lighting up with excitement when you learn a new language without him knowing. If your first words in the language are something teasing him, he'll smirk and tut and respond back in that language that "You should be careful what you say, sweetie. You never know who'll understand it"
You purring foreign words of adoration into his ear while sitting in his lap. Sylus groaning and pulling you closer, encouraging you to say more
Sylus translating things for you when he takes you on vacations in different countries. Teaches you the proper etiquette and manners there, too, though he may just let you fall into a blunder or two first for his own amusement
Sitting on Sylus' face and he's speaking five different languages as he moans and praises and begs for more because he's so drunk on you he can't remember how to speak english
Sharing a phrase of endearment or affection between you two, something simple like "I love you" "I can't wait to see you" etc, that you say to each other all the time for no reason than to say it
#no of course im not procrastinating rn haha whattt#but imagine dragon sylus or hell even modern day sylus teaching you his native draconic language#smiling softly when you struggle to pronounce something but gods hes so in love hearing his language on your lips#you teaching him your own language (assuming he doesn't know it already. or maybe he'll play along just to see the way you light up when he#gets something right)#wait fuck im kinda cooking with this i need to write some shit#sylus#love and deepspace
701 notes
·
View notes
Text
"😊" he said with murderous intent.
#EVIL GUANG#RAAAAAAHGHGHTHGHTGH#lu guang#link click bridon#yingdu chapter#link click#shiguang dailiren#link click fanart#fanart#my art#art#ok i need to make like an accurate piercings timeline but#lu GUANGHGHGHG#he keeps doing insane shit my boy i keep defending him#my adoptive son he does no wrong hes just feeling a little bit gay and doomed rn but he'll get over it#i cant believe that over the course of 5 minutes they took vein away and then gave him back again#-1 +1#now we're back to where we started
312 notes
·
View notes
Note
Ok I have to say this, eclipse, sun and moon look very squishy and huggable, great pillows most likely, they all deserve a hug, except sun, sun is too attractive it scares me so lil cookie for sun.
hehe they'd happily accept their hugs/cookie!
don't mind Eclipse, he's a a theater bot who doesn't like to share his stage. and Moon... Moon just likes treats
#ask the crab#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#fnaf sun#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten? AU#Moon Have You Eaten? AU#Eclipse Have You Eaten? AU#Sun Have You Eaten? AU#crab art#digital art#bright colours#i wish they were squishy#they are robots after all#my digital art style just makes them look squishy#despite that Moon gives great hugs though!#he'll squish you and twist about eagerly#Eclipse gets a little handsy (depending on how comfortable you are of course)#Sun gives awkward hugs#but he's the type that doesn't let go until you do
773 notes
·
View notes
Note
I don't think it should just be SVSSS bingyuan getting binghe pregnant. Modern Au bingyuan should get binghe pregnant too.
Yeah they should, Shen Yuan is very supportive about it
#svsss#luo binghe#Shen Yuan#bingyuan#Im sorry i cant do short hair Binghe i actually start shaking so long hair modern Luo Binghe it is#why do i dress him like that i dont know#Shen Yuan is fretting over his husband to rest and relax he'll cook and clean! the food is burnt and the room is a mess#im so soft about them right now im sure i dont have to say but i LOVE mpreg#i love soft mpreg the most ohh the dotting the cuddles and helping each other when#things get tough HNNNNGG i love it#Shen Yuan was baffled when he fo8nd out but he supports Binghe and since hes loaded he of course helps his boyfriend#of course after they married immediately#and hes trying to get resdy to be a parent#aaaaaa im so soft for them...my heart#my art#nibbelraz#ask#mpreg
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm afraid I'm never getting over how Benitez looks like he's in a cage in his first scene.
or how he covers his body in a coat surrounded by statues of women.
#something something it was always there. his truth and the outcome#the way it forshadows and you'd never pick up on It on ur first viewing UGHHGHH. hes never gonna leave likE BABY IM SO SORRY#was he the best choice OF COURSE but still i always think about lomelis thoughts and how he'll never get to be a 'nobody' again#yall my vocal stim since december has been 'must i dean' at every inconvenience ever#vincent benitez#lucien rambles#conclave
156 notes
·
View notes
Text
bucktommy get back together and break out the pet names for the first time on screen. tommy with the fond, exasperated, "honey" and buck bluescreens so hard hen needs to check for a pulse
#i LURVVVVVE all the pet names but honey and sweetheart just . turn me inside out its kind of amazing#i dont think buck's been called either of those things before tommy so i know he'll lose his whole fucking mind about it#i think prev gfs have always defaulted to baby/babe. so i like those honey and sweetheart specifically#daddy is of course also excellent. even though we're probably never gonna get buck saying that straight up#but thats what fic is for!!!#another scene implying their shared daddy kink would be great though not even joking lol#bucktommy
157 notes
·
View notes
Text
micro comic with no real point or punchline i just have conversations i wanna draw out sometimes
#a doodley#1. throuple lives in a mobile home esque situation on the kaye farm... they can see#al's parents' house from there! they do laundry there weekly even#so of course it wld be much nicer to spend some time there#2. talon doesn't want to meet al's parents bc he doesnt wanna meet more people LMAO#but honestly truly i think he'd die if he had 2 more people caring about him. because al's parents are SO caring#he already has Issues with his ''boyfriends'' treating him in a way he perceives as Parent/Child#having actual parents tacked on would fry his brain in every direction#so he hides#they know about him they've seen him but they've never interacted with him one on one#its SO painful for them because they wanna get to know him soooo bad they want to spoil him#AND ALSO i dont think the racecar bed was actually given away#i added that bc i needed Something there at the end ykwim#i think the racecar bed is tucked to the side of al's childhood room. with a bunch of stuff on it#in furryverse i like to think nyalon naps there#al's old room is on the second floor but it has an entrace from the outside (outside stairs‚ like#a fire escape) so i think talon (furry or human) would go there sometimes#if he needed space away from al and smunker#its their compromise when talon REALLY freaks out#like please dont skip town. there's a huge chance he'll convince himself to never come back if he does#and being out in the woods is scary what if something Happens. use my old room instead youll be safe and alone
276 notes
·
View notes
Text
"I love you too, don't you ever forget that"
🎥: thisphantomlife | x
Riverstage, Brisbane || 11/18/2024
#let us all simultaneously cry and feel comfort together 😭😭😭#your honor i love him#he is truly and undeniably#my emotional support Some Fuckin Guy™#!!!#and so i will come back to this when I need the comfort#also this man confirmed tonight that he had lasik which. good for him!! but#I'm lowkey devastated because that means we'll never see him in glasses again!#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#unreal unearth tour#riverstage#Brisbane#cozier#he also didn't play Nobody's Soldier and instead played Someone New which most probably means his voice is still not 100% good. poor guy.#well this concludes the aus leg of the UU tour. a few more shows in NZ then he'll get to have all the rest he needs#of course that means a drought in new content for possibly years BUT remember that Unreal Unearth: Unending comes out in December!#a win is a win!#*AND* HE BROUGHT BACK THE STRIPED SHIRT. BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)!!!#postpone that funeral
271 notes
·
View notes
Text
i dunno the fact that mark had his whole friend group to talk to after the s1 finale and now he's down to just eve is uniquely unsettling to me
#aside from his mom of course. he'll always have her#i actually think maybe mark should officially join the guardians of the globe#i think it'd be good for him to be part of a team#he seemed to start getting along with rex this season so maybe that could be a good new source of human connection#just thinking about ways for this kid to pull back before he turns himself into a tool rather than a person#willow whispers#invincible spoilers#invincible
970 notes
·
View notes
Text
I know the decision to have Julian's parents have him augmented was made on the fly but imo its pretty obvious from early on that Julian has Family Issues because he avoids talking about his family like the plague and I think they should've incorporated this into the Julian and Sisko dynamic right from early on because I think it would've made for some really compelling stories and moments and could've set up a REALLY interesting Julian and Jake dynamic which they kinda started to do but never fully went for
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#benjamin sisko#jake sisko#s1 Julian being so young and eager to prove himself and latching onto Sisko as this mentor figure to look up to#seeing Sisko with Jake and low-key seeking that fatherly figure connection which he won't even let himself think about#Sisko seeing this young brilliant doctor who's got all the makings to be something great and he's just GOTTA help him along#I think he would also catch on pretty quick that Julian's got Parental Issues#he tries to ask one day all casual like 'tell me about yourself :)' and Julian talks about nothing but Starfleet and med school#any attempts to ask about his family are met with awkward brief answers and redirections#and then theres the way Julian's eyes light up the first time Sisko invites him to watch a baseball game#like he Knows. he's a dad he Knows somethings up#but he doesnt pry#I also think it makes their dynamic more tragic towards the end of the series#where we have Sisko asking Julian to compromise his morals again and again#Julian's trust and respect for him gradually deteriorating#and then at the end of course Sisko is gone and they have no idea when he'll be back#which I think Julian would have a lot of complicated feelings about#but of course theres also Jake#I imagine they'd get closer#very brotherly dynamic#you know that scene in TNG where Wesley goes to Riker for girl advice and Riker and Guinan start flirting?#absolutely happens but with Jake asking Julian for girl advice and Julian wooing a girl at Quark's and Jake absolutely loses the plot#makes the events of ...Nor the Battle to the Strong more intense as well I think#also I like to think there'd be an episode where the B plot is Jake gets mad at Sisko and impulsively decides to move out#ends up at Julian's because he did not think this through#Julian is now very much caught in the middle of this family drama and he Fucking Hates It#also him and Jake are NOT compatible roommates but he's trying so so hard to be nice#eventually they have a talk and Julian cryptically hints at his own home life and tells Jake he's lucky he has a dad who cares so much#them being closer would work into what Alone Together sets up for them
210 notes
·
View notes
Text

Sign that Dream gifts to Nightmare post-truce specifically to annoy him
#UTDR#UTMV#Truce au#The truce au is about a lot of things to me and one of them is Dream getting to be a little shit#He's been good and patient for so long he's earned it#Nightmare is going to hit him with this sign first and foremost#And then he'll keep it in his office behind some books#I will just always always love Dream finally getting to tease his brother over actually caring about people#And Nightmare having to huff and puff and#''I DO NOT CARE I AM MADE OF EVIL I HAVE NEVER FELT- what? Yes of course you can have a snack. Tell Dust I got those chips he likes they're#in the top dra- STOP LAUGHING. I WILL END THIS TRUCE RIGHT NOW''
236 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm obsessed with the idea of Vox losing Alastor in like a club and being like, "Oh, no, he was drinking. I gotta find him, FAST."
And whoever is with him/overhears is like "Why are you with him if you know he'll cheat on you the second you turn away?"
Only for Vox to be like, "What?! No! It's worse! He'll take over the music, and he'll make everyone do the Charleston, and I gotta stop him before he gets us kicked out of and banned from yet ANOTHER club! I don't even know how they can DO that, we fucking own them..." as he walks away muttering, searching desperately for his drunk ass deer before it's too late.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#radiostatic#this fits both my aus so im tagging both tbh#but the idea of this scene is so funny to me#vox deserves to be stressed about his partner in a funny way#Alastor? cheating?! of fucking course not#but he WILL make everyone dance to swing or he'll eat them and get him and vox banned from the club#housewife vox au#everybody loves vox au#staticradio#staticlovetune#fic#mine
315 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ok, I think I have a pretty good idea of why a lot of Akechi's dialogue is... like that.
So, even before his confidant truly started, I noticed that he has a real knack for directing the flow of a conversation. This is very fitting for someone who is both a detective and skilled at interviews - when there is a topic and a goal, Akechi is in his element.
All this to say, he's actually kind of controlling when it comes to conversational flow. He probes for information, or turns the conversation around to a particular topic, usually the Phantom Thieves. He manages to take a few of Joker's dialogue options and spin them so they sound mildly incriminating in the context he's placed them in - the only way to truly get around this is to pick answers that feign indifference, and even then, that's more than a bit telling. He's clearly very good at this kind of thing.
But then, we get conversations where either Joker does something he didn't expect, or else he doesn't have a particular goal in mind - and the conversation stutters. In the first instance, Joker does something (a particularly egregious example is putting his glasses on him and fluffing his hair in rank 3) which both leaves him wrong-footed and no longer in perfect control of the situation. He just kind of... freezes, for awhile. It's hilarious. He has no idea how to respond.
He picks up control again in the phone call afterwards, having chosen to play into it, turning this "fooling the crowds" into a kind of game or secret between them. Nice save.
But in instances where there isn't an obvious topic and the goal is somewhat nebulous, for instance, that one Leblanc scene, it becomes pretty apparent that Akechi doesn't have the right "script" to go off of. Again, it's particularly notable in that scene, because I'm fairly sure he didn't have any specific reason to be at Leblanc, other than him looking for a quiet spot now that public opinion has turned on him. And because there isn't anything specific he's digging for, he kind of just ends up throwing things at the wall to see what will stick. Probing for any kind of recognizable reaction that he can jump on and work with, and that just doesn't really happen in this scene.
He references Sae, a woman in a respectable position, to Sojiro, but instead of that netting a welcome, it earns his ire, given Sae's recent actions against him. He then tries to greet Joker, his... rival? friend? enemy? person who at least seems to somewhat enjoy spending time with him? But Joker's responses are somewhat short, and Akechi practically wilts. He tries to commiserate by oversharing. He tries to involve Futaba and reaches out for the only topic of interest he can think of around "young people". He compliments the coffee. He compliments Joker. He tries to invoke that connection between them. None of it is really sticking, nor does it serve as a jumping off point for him to steer the conversation, or even really start one.
So, he basically just ends up having a one-sided chat with himself and then leaves. Hilarious. Also a little sad, if I'm being honest. It's really giving "guy with no friends who only knows how to speak to adults" energy. If there's no specific purpose to the exchange, or he is not in control of its direction, he seems to be kind of out of his depth. He succeeds only in being a little awkward and confusing, more than anything.
#quick note! i still have not finished the game! please avoid spoilers also i am aware i could be very wrong here. pls be kind if i am yeah?#of course#I am going from an in-universe standpoint for fun.#I am positive it's because writers needed to shoehorn in information and it ended up making the flow of conversation awkward as a result#but i digress#i still think there's merit to this reading though because even outside of flow his word choices and some of the kind of#intense things that he'll say#really do come across as 'guy who doesn't know how to talk to people and is basically just pushing for a reaction he can work with'#anyways. just my random thoughts again#i still don't get this dude but#pretty sure he's a control freak. pretty sure he's also lonely. bad combination.#storyrambles#story plays persona 5#p5r#i think this counts as analysis. it got a bit longer than i was expecting ->#call me ace detective the way i am ace. and also a detective#analysis tag becomes kind of funny when it's about this character in particular haha#goro akechi
154 notes
·
View notes
Text
I was talking with @merryslilhobbit about the episode and she said something and I just...
Sure, I need Buck to be completely heartbroken about the prospect of Eddie leaving.
But what I also desperately need now is EDDIE to come to the realization that if he moves he will lose Buck. I want him to be so consumed by the logistics of it all and by the mix of excitement and worry of trying to get Chris back... But then I want it to hit him like an anvil to the head: This means leaving Buck. This means losing Buck. And I need him to be completely devastated about it. (And have it be the reason he stays)
#And he'll get Chris back another way of course#I don't want it to be a OR Chris OR Buck scenario obvs#But I need Eddie to stay for Buck#Buddie#911#911 spoilers#fin's post#merryslilhobbit
74 notes
·
View notes
Text
After Zuko's banishment, how often do you think Iroh thought about murdering Ozai?
a) at least once a year
b) at least once a month
c) at least once a week
d) daily
e) every time Zuko mentioned his honor
#the willpower it must have taken to not fight his brother for ruining his perfectly fine nephew#zuko: talks about how he'll find the avatar to regain his honor and earn his father's respect for the 2336th time#iroh: “of course you will but drink some tea first”#iroh (internally): if I ever get my hands on that motherf-#atla#avatar the last airbender
95 notes
·
View notes