#of course a million ppl would be after it i get why theyd wanna keep it so exclusive and all

[firefly-fez]

Me: [looking at the P4A perks now that the Tiltify campaign is online] okay digital download bundle, standard, some tiktok drafts - I wonder if John would accept P4A bribes in exchange for becoming tumblr mutuals, maybe he should make that a perk - ooh nerdfighter art! maybe i can afford that this year…. between that and the self care bunny coaster… hmmm… no, it’ll take up too much of my P4A budget. i want to be able to vote in the polls and write messages, gotta allow for that. maybe next year nerdfighter art :( let’s see… a $20 perk to send them to RAX? haha i must do that… first 1000 people only better get to it quickly…. signed john green book….tempting but almost my entire P4A budget… let’s see…a hanklerfish? i wish they look really good this year but that’s waaaaay more than my P4A budget…. yeah all these ones are too expensive but they’re fun to look at. sarah’s art i bet that’s cool. watercolour from sydney green? ooh i love watercolour i bet that’s amazing. A ZOOM CALL WITH JOHN GREEN HIMSELF TO TALK ABOUT LITERATURE AND HAVE HIM CURATE A BOOKLIST FOR YOU? FOR $1500?!? 😭😭 *cries in broke*