#of absolute baffoonery

[dykefive]

hey five girlies

the clown shoes continue to squeak for even thinking about s4

but. god. how do we feel (bad!) that we went from

one fear: five dying to -> one fear: five convincing his family to kill themselves (?????), erase themselves permanently from the time stream (?????), “””proving””” they were the problem (tm) all along (???????????)

[noisepartythumpingmusic]

Calling autism an epidemic is like calling left handedness an epidemic.

[treviso-nights]

it's actually bonkers that solas takes one look at rook for being sad about harding/davrin's death and goes *scoffs* unworthy!! foolish!!! the absolute baffoonery!!! you were never ready to make the sacrifices that leadership requires!!!! grieving for your friend????? COULD NOT BE ME!!!!!! before drop-kicking them into the most fucked up sleep paralysis episode

[sillylunaa]

holy shit??? something that isnt msm or tadc???? absolute baffoonery (no i will not stop posting them)

anyways i got into another fandom because the people in it are so sweet so hello guys

[brucewaynehater101]

I feel like Tim should be allowed to be a bit clown like sometimes... like the never ending pockets(I can imagine someone saying something sad and he just pulls out a trumpet? Trombone? To do the bwomp bwomp bwomp waaa) just getting up to absolute baffoonery

I absolutely agree with you ^^

All the batkids should be allowed to pull pranks and cause chaos.

Tim specifically, though, should be allowed to do some whack actions with the most serious face he can muster. I'm talking stuff like him walking around WE with a rat perched on his head. When asked about it, he gives the most plain and boring answer possible for why his actions are completely normal and necessary.

Let Tim be a troll

[nights-in-bangkok]

Alright enough reading other people’s Dndads rants; time to put some skin in the game just to get this word vomit out of my head and into the internet void:

Despite my attitude going into season 2 telling me I needed to see each and every beloved NPC from season 1 come back, I regret to say I was super disappointed with Scam Likely’s comeback.

Now, I am willing to acknowledge I’m biased seeing as Scam’s Girl From Ipanema cover is quite literally my ringtone; HOWEVER, it took all the wind out of my sails to see that this season’s Scam was nothing more than to give Hermie some development. Hermie apparently needed another father to hate and more reasons to be sad, which I don’t even think is true. Hermie is nowhere near Paeden status as far as NPCs goes, but he had a shit ton of potential to be a scene stealer if everyone would remember he existed long enough to give him interesting moments or god forbid give Will the gay romance he’s been deprived of for 2 seasons (@literalgaypersonanthonyburch🪦)

The choice to make Scam and Jodie Hermie’s parents as a random ass pull from Anthony was a delicious stroke of genius fuckery in my personal opinion. It started as a one-off insane reveal and I almost cried laughing when I found out. THIS is the absolute baffoonery that Scam deserved to expand upon if he had to come back for season 2. How the hell did Scam scam the king of hell into a relationship and out of a kid? We’ll never know cause it was for the goofs and gaffs. But wouldn’t the ultimate goof and or gaff be to let Jodie be hung up on Scam AND Morgan and not completely brush off one of the funniest between season lord drops? Or at least give us a time to catch up with BOTH characters outside of being Hermie’s dad? Scam never needed to be a good dad or change his chaotic scamming ways for the sake of plot, but if he’s gonna show up do the icon some jus👏tice👏

Anyways plot twist Grant is my favorite charcater and I have even more overly unfair and nit-picky feelings on his arc too ok that’s my time goodnight🫡

[astralmarionette]

me finishing the first chapter of the Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym on Apple Books thinking it was a solo story:

THE OTHER TWENTY FOUR CHAPTERS:

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[treviso-nights]

this is probably an unpopular (edited: condensed & abridged) opinion, but i just don't believe solas had the best time of his life during dai.

this is for a variety of reasons, but namely: he never actually put his burdens down? especially if your inquisitor was not an elf or solas-mancer!! which is. a lot of inquisitors!! idk i don't believe someone as radicalized and/or as Righteously Holy in his agenda would not spend the majority of that year in endless emotional turmoil.

by his own admission, he woke up shortly before the game's events, only to (superficially, bc how do you witness that in totality in such a short amount of time) witness the repercussions of his actions on full, gory display

he then fails to unlock his orb because he's still weak, leading to corypheus's absolute baffoonery, so now he has to clean that up too, and by aiding a human-led political movement nonetheless.

he then has to spend that subsequent year being in forced (self-inflicted) proximity to these humans (which also include templars), along with dwarves and qunari, who he either holds an active contempt or condescension for—

—in addition to sera, dorian, vivienne, and iron bull, who constantly clash against him, and in some instances, intentionally (and for me, understandably) antagonize him—

nevermind if the inquisitor diverges from what solas believes to be the "right" path — allying with the mages, banishing the grey wardens, not drinking from the well of sorrows, etc. etc. etc. and so on and so forth.

this pervasive idea that solas essentially got to put down the burden of being fen'harel for a little while and (maybe) fall in love, as if that wouldn't cause him unimaginable distress considering how he views the world/all of its occupants/its political and religious systems, was everything he could've wanted at the time?

idk. i think a good chunk of that year must have literally felt like a waking nightmare. i think the inquisition was a somewhat influential experience for him, as we see with the inquisition-themed mural he's painted at the lighthouse, but i don't by any means think it was a vacation, nor any sort of an empowering re-discovery of self, when we know he was 100% chomping at the fucking bit because of his overpowering desperation to Right His Wrongs.

[z0mbiefrank]

you guys i just got back from the drag show and oh my GOD!! the host queen asked the dj for "elevator music" so she could welcome each queen on stage for final applause. but the dj wasn't responding, so i say "i can sing the mii music??!!" as a JOKE. AND SHE SAYS OKAY!!! AND GOES BACKSTAGE TO GET ME A MICROPHONE

SO I END UP SINGING THE MII MUSIC IN FRONT OF THE STAGE WITH THE ENTIRE VENUE WATCHING, EVERYONE IS LOSING IT, INCLUDING THE HOST WHILST ALL THE OTHER QUEENS COME BACK OUT, ONE BY ONE, LIKE....???? WHO IS THIS DYKE PERFORMING THE MII MUSIC??

[dumbbitchawards]

the other day I was talking to my sister and I was like 'so in Harry Potter there are kids who are born to non magic people, so like can non magic children be born to magic parents?' and I posed it as like this epic question with no apparent answer and without skipping a beat my sister was like 'yeah they're called squibs. it was in the books.' and while props to her for having that knowledge on command I looked like an absolute baffoon, a high ranking clown in the dumb bitch circus. she dragged me, her court jester, from my blissfully ignorant existence in the king's court and dragged me through the streets like a dog. and because of that I must unfortunately say that once again j k Rowling is CANCELLED and she can suck my fat fucking nuts

[ravensilversea]

#especially because i think making tyr the ghost is such a perfect and funny choice#because like imagine a 14-something teenager just showing up out of nowhere and ruining and ending your whole life#both literally and metaphorically because what kind of reputation survives to a 14yo beating your grown adult ass#and all that just because he felt a little too gay for a guy who probably threw something at his head and called him trash and told him#to fuck off as his first interaction with him LMAO 😭😂😂#anyway yeah OF COURSE it's your problem squalo is what i'm saying @hopeswriting

Man, I wasn't even considering the Tyr half of this baffoonery. Like imagine being 14, just killed a guy to prove yourself better than him, and in the process accidentally got his job which you promptly lob off to someone else because you didn't actually want that job. Only for the guy you just killed to show up in your office with the paperwork to rejoin, even though he's hella transparent and ya know... dead. And the guy you made your new boss has exactly 0 sympathy for you and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

In fact, the only one of your co-workers who doesn't find this absolutely hilarious is Mammon, who hates you even more than they hate this situation because they're having to INVENT paperwork for this situation

Squalo: kills Tyr, becomes Varia boss, gives title to Xanxus because screw that Tyr: Watch this you punk becomes the first literal ghost assassin

This is somehow Squalo’s problem

[onmeown]

sometimes i thoroughly enjoy being an absolute nobody on here bc seeing some of yalls anons makes me wanna jab my eyes out and then bash my head into a wall 

[def-ace-ing-it]

THIS ENDING GOT SO FUCKING SAPPY ITS REDICULOUS

IM LITERALLY WRITING IT AND IM NOT READY FOR IT

[wackysach]

please, spare my audience. i'd rather not have them witness anymore of the absolute baffoonery that's occurring. they need not hear if a humanized sugary, white gelatin capsule or a stone and brick clock tower with hands is more carnally desirable.

sometimes...

sometimes you just have to close the app. and walk away.

just walk away.

[aveegrex]

A FOOL

a little off the scene hurt to comfort with Gojo.

genre: tiny hurt, mostly comfort, lots of teasing pairing: Gojo x gn!reader word count: 0,5k cw: none, just gojo's baffoonery

Gojo is so goddamn awkward. A clumsy mess of limbs too long and an attention span of a goldfish. Awkward with his stupid blindfold and lopsided smile. 

An idiot even. He’d be the village simpleton in medieval times, the one who bumps into trees and picks his nose and asks the cows how they’re doing. 

He’s so stupid like that, kneeling before you, blindfold off, those dumb thoughtless eyes so big it’s like he just smoked a whole bush of weed. 

Such a moron, holding your hands in his with fat tears running down his cheeks and staining your only good jeans. There’s snot there too, probably. Ew. 

“Please, I’m so sorry, it’s-, - he’s mumbling, speech evolved to neanderthal level at best. - Y-you said… I … I mean, ther-there was that th-thing an… and I-I thoooought-”

“You’re gross”

“I kno-o-o-o-owwww” - and like you didn’t have enough already he’s outright bawling, clutching your hands in his sweaty palms tighter. He tries to nuzzle his face into your lap, but you’re quick to catch him midway, pulling on those somehow damp locks. 

Annoyed sigh leaving your lips, you tilt your head to the side, eyes squinted. “You were saying?”

“Y-yeah, ghm, um, I’m sor-sorry. - we’re off to hiccups phase now, oh dear. - I-I t-tried to, hmph, t-to get he-here oon time, b-but the t-train! A-and I was la-hc-laaate!!!”

Whiney Gojo drops his head, his shoulders trembling with sobs, and he’s so so so pathetic in his sorrow, so very brainless and whimpy that you can’t help but quit that stern parental act and just flop to the floor to him, hugging him tight to your chest. 

“You wanted to get here on time so we could celebrate our first New Year together?” - your hands rubbing his back in circles. 

“Ye-yeah, b-but that stu-upid train gh-got del..delayed and I’m late and you’re mad and I’m stupi-”

“And you even bought a gift for me there in Okinawa?”

“It’s.. yeah, and it’s stupid and late toooooo” - he weakly gestures to the shopping bag by the table, the only elegant entity in your whole apartment as to now. 

You chuckle, cupping his hands and squishing his sticky cheeks, your thumb rubbing away some of the tears. 

“You’re laughing. - the smooshed sound of his quiet voice reaching your ears. - It’s oh-okay though. I’m ridiculous”

“You so are. - you kiss his puckered lips, salty of his earlier demise. - It’s okay though”

Yeah, Gojo is stupid and clumsy and gross and dumb and absolutely inept for anything remotely normal. His limbs are too long and his blindfold is weird and his smile absolutely resembles one of a country fool. 

But even if he bawls like a child when he’s exactly five minutes late to your first New Year’s eve as a couple, you’re still enamored and absolutely in love with this huge blonde praying mantis. It’s just a little hard not to tease him sometimes.

MDNI, reblogs and comments are welcome, normalise soft bullying as a coping mechanism

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