#octavian.ask

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I can't believe you gave up Alastor and Prosper for Artemis Fowl

I HYPERFIXATED ON LR FOR A YEAR AND A HALF THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH CONTENT YOU CAN CONSUME

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I'm curious, do you think Murphy's a top or bottom?

Murphy thinks hes a top, but hes a bratty bottom

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Have you heard about our Campbell castle in Scotland?

Yeah, didn't I ask you about it while you were down?

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Thank you so much for all your likes! I appreciate you going absolutely bonkers on my blog very much ❤️

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Would you rather write in the past or the future?

I dont know what this meeeaaaans but I'll say the past

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Would you rather wear blue, red, or green?

Green ;]

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Who would you bring with you on a road trip?

Real people or fictional bros?

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man remember that one kid that asked if i was a girl or a boy - shoutout to that kid

That kid was cool as hell, she had me take of my bird mask and told me I looked beautiful

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Wouldn't it be weird if you were dating someone with the same name as your sister, brother, or relative was dating?

Like;

Relative: "Hey, I just started dating again. Their name's Billie."

You: "Ummm, I'm also dating Billie..."

Relative: "Huh."

It's weird right?! Even though they're a different person just with the same name, like how can you say the name Billie and not think of the other Billie? And talking about them with your relative will be hella confusing and awkward, right? Especially when you talk about personal things. Even though you know it's not your Billie, your relative is still saying their name so your brain just automatically shift to your Billie.

Relative: "So I think Billie will be coming over later. You know, to study."

Your thoughts: "Ummm which Billie not my Billie I'll fucking kill you now I'm thinking about my Billie with you please stop I wanna go home why did they have to date someone who has the same name as Billie oh my god I want to murder please just dump your Billie already this is so awkward and icky yuck."

What would you do in this situation?

Maybe come up with a nickname for my Billie? So we could kinda tell the difference?

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There is a concerning amount of the Onceler on your blog are you okay

Shut up I just watched the Lorax and it was FUCKING good

I accidentally stayed up all night drawing the Onceler in my notebook and I've gotten really good at it

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If you discovered that your kid has a Playboy magazine and was hiding it, like, underneath the bed or stuffed in the dresser drawers, what would you do?

I'd leave it be, kids are horny why should I care? Also making fun of them could possibly humiliate and traumatize them and then they'll never tell me anytbi big so

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Another question; do you think The Once-ler is a top or bottom?

I feel like the Onceler is a bottom leaning switch, but the GREEDLER is more of a top leaning switch

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<3

me when fellow man <3

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Reblogging eldritch angels you're the perfect silent mutual

i AM an eldritch angel

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What movies and/or shows are we gonna watch this weekend?

Hot Rod

A hilarious movie about a stunt man who is accident prone and must get $50,000 for his step dad's heart surgery so he can kick his ass and prove to him that he's a man and he can finally respect him. Starring Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Ian Mcshane (Winston from John Wick), and Isla Fisher. It just hit Netflix and I've watched it like fifteen times already. Culturally, you have to see this movie.

The Big Lebowski

Where's the money Lebowski?! I still haven't seen this movie. Jeff `The Dude' Leboswki is mistaken for Jeffrey Lebowski, who is The Big Lebowski. The Dude seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it. Starring John Goodman, Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi, and Julianne Moore.

Enola Holmes

How have we not watched this movie yet? While searching for her missing mother, intrepid teen Enola Holmes uses her sleuthing skills to outsmart big brother Sherlock and help a runaway lord. We must watch this. I feel it's like an evil betrayal if we don't. Starring the one and only beautiful Millie Bobby Brown, our girl.

The Truman Show

One of my favorite Jim Carrey movies of all time. He doesn't know it, but Truman's life is part of a massive TV set and a show that's about him. They have hidden cameras everywhere that watches his every move. Every person he interacts with, even his wife and best friend, are actors. He eventually discovers this and must decide what he should do about it. This movie is beautiful and great and so creative and mind blowing, but it also raises so many questions to me. Kinda the same way WALL-E raises so many questions. But I still love it. That last scene alone is one of the greatest moments in TV history. Starring Jim Carrey.

Stranger Than Fiction

This is another clever and mind blowing movie that's similar to The Truman Show. This feels like a story we wrote. A mentally unstable IRS auditor Harold Crick hears an author's voice in his head and discovers that he is the ill-fated protagonist of her latest work. The author thinks her stories are fictional, when in fact she's writing and narrating someone's true life and killing them off in the end. A fascinating movie that isn't talked about as much as it should be. Starring Will Ferrell, Emma Thompson, Queen Latifah, and Dustin Hoffman (Rain Man).

The Umbrella Academy

Obvious reasons why we need to watch this. You already know all the lore and shit already. On one day in 1989, 43 infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by billionaire industrialist Sir Reginald Hargreeves, who creates the Umbrella Academy and prepares his "children" to save the world. In their teenage years, though, the family fractures and the team disbands. Fast forward to the present time, when the six surviving members of the clan reunite upon the news of Hargreeves' passing. They work together to solve a mystery surrounding their father's death, but divergent personalities and abilities again pull the estranged family apart, and a global apocalypse is another imminent threat. The series is based on a collection of comics and graphic novels created and written by My Chemical Romance lead singer Gerard Way. GERARD! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

We Are Who We Are

Right here, right now, right here, right now, right here, right now, right here, right now... Two American kids who live on a U.S. military base in Italy explore friendship, first love, identity, and all the messy exhilaration and anguish of being a teenager. Starring Jack Dylan Grazer. (I think his character is gay.)

I have more on my list if you want more

I'm very determined to watch the Umbrella Academy and the Truman Show

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octavian im sorry to tell you the you cant fight the homestuck post is not unreadable its just a song you probably haven't heard

*crying and sobbing and wailing so hard*