#oc: tatum lovecraft

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Do you know a Stanley Pines??? You seem very interested in the dude's brother

I know of a Panley Stines. I know of a Stetson Pinefield. I know of a Hal Forrester. I know of an Andrew '8-Ball' Alcatraz. All of them well-renowned in the gambling community, betting on losing dogs while making mediocre products. I know all of them, and I know all the men who'd kill to bite into his jugular and rip out his guts to take a bite and leave them for dead. But I don't think that's what you were referring to, was it? <3

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dude are you trying to fuck ford??? ur being wayyy too aggressive to stan then a normal person would, shouldn't gamblers stick together?????

Alright, kiddo. I'll help break it down for you, because clearly some electrons aren't firing in your brain- Steve Pinington is a horrendous gambler and should be ashamed of how shit he is. I came across him in one of the casinos is Idaho and by the Lord of Codex, an infant with a broken hand would be better at craps then him. He deserves nothing <3

Secondly, romance is for fools who believe in things like 'morality' and 'guilty conscience's'. We humans have one life, and to spend it being miserable is proof that you don't deserve the Eternal Party. If love is getting you down, just use them as a backscratcher! Simple as that.

To answer your last question, I don't go after older guys. Especially weird, nerdy, freakish shutins, m'kay? Cheers!

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B▲tches will have the worst opinions and you look at their brandings and see they worship the blue one and suddenly, everything about them makes sense. </3

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Embrace today as if your town is going to be hit by a tornado in exactly three and a half years!

"Tatum Lovecraft, totally average employee at many casinos and clubs. Out of boredom and a lack of pay, I made this little baby of mine! Hope we can have a great time, darlings."

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(Tatum is an original character created by @simping-on-the-daily, your mod here, as a cringefail gambling Ciphertologist. Nobody stopped me, so I did it. Regret is dead and I am immortal.)

Rules, Information and Notes

Notes

Tatum is a morally ambiguous character and not all that nice. Their beliefs are not reflections of the mod's point of view. On top of that, Tatum is an unreliable narrator and can't be trusted to answer questions truthfully.

Notes from the mod will be signified by (______).

Blog contains mentions of violence and gore, though I refuse to give deep descriptions. If stuff ever needs to need tw'ed, just ask me and I'll follow through.

Rules

Basic human decency is required. Shocker, I know.

Mod is a minor, and while I will allow suggestive content, anything overly NSFW or sexual will be deleted.

Please don't start fighting in the replies, reblogs or inbox. It happened one time and it was a nightmare, so it's best to be on guard.

OC Information

Tatum is a liar and a gadfly. They cannot be trusted to be reliable or honest.

While not aroace, Tatum is against romance, and so, they won't be romantically shipped with other blogs.

Uses she/they, though insists that gender is dead and one of the most meaningless things in a life full of little meaning.

Is currently researching the events of Orchard Lake, Kansas in their spare time.

Tatum can play the saxophone and trumpet, and is currently learning the piano to assist in more musical endeavours at the club.

It's unclear as to how Tatum knows what she does. The leading thought are their Ciphertology connections, research onto people's character or divine assistance, but none of these have been proven 100%.

Will occasionally refer to Bill as the Lord of Codex.

Tags

cryptographs-and-casinos: posts made by the blog, discounting non-rp reblogs

meaning has no meaning: self musings that aren't in response to an ask or thread

the first cult in history that was right: any content about the cult of ciphertology

ive got them addicted: where all asks go

your privacy means nothing to me: anonymous asks

Character Tags

the birchtrees watch: art, fanfiction, pictures etc featuring silas birchtree

found family of freaks: any content regarding two or more members of the pine family (includes wendy, soos and waddles)

desperate to please eager to ego: stanford pines tag

gamble still going strong: tag for stanley pines content

i like your funny words magic mabel: content for mabel pines

he'll never be a big dipper: any content for mason 'dipper' pines

gopher man got questions: tag for soos ramirez content

cool like ice: wendy curdoroy tag

scholar lost to sanity's sorrows: old man mcgucket/fiddleford hadron mcgucket content

living ventriloquist dummy: content regarding gideon gleeful

it's just a phase: tag for robbie valentino

the famed platinumpaz: content for pacifica northwest

triangulum entangulum bring us a party to die for: any content regarding bill cipher

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opinions on the blue cipher??

I need them to go through unending torture and agony. It would be really funny <3

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Weekly reminder to stick jalapeno peppers in your eyes :) Stick them right in there, gouge your sorry sockets out with how determined you are like every human being when they encounter some new silly cartoon to obsess over <3 Remember, it's their only weakness ▲▲▲

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Good news, the goods came in early~ For those in the know, you know where to find us ;) And for the schmucks to young (or dumb) to know what I'm talking about, I'll tell you a secret- have you ever tried edible flour made in Tijuana? It's so good, why, any man in their right mind would do anything to get their hands on it! Figured it out, smart guy?

Eh, it's not like I care anyways.

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Gah, I'm in a mood. The Society of the Blind Eye are genuinely the most pathetic, out of touch, insignificant cult I've ever seen. Dementia is the worst thing that came out of Pandora's Box, why in the Lord's name would you wish to make an artificial, even worse version of it? No senior citizen deals with it just for those....... lowlifes to come around and think it's a good thing! The f▲cking nerve....

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Fun fact: Ciphertologists are split into different factions based on which Lord of the Codex they worship! While we're still the most largest and popular, thanks to our 'ironic' t-shirts and our beloved William, as long as there's a Lord of Codex in any dimension, there's always someone who'd kill for the chance to let their blood decorate their Lord's disgraced altar.

The Cryptograms of Gore are getting some extra recruits, actually! They believe in a Cipher that kills, in a world turned into a colosseum as everyone that's left fights for the amusement of their Lord of Codex, the blood turning their frame a boiling red. Not my style- I prefer my apocalypse accompanied by a saxophone, but I can't not respect their gusto.

In more sadder news, the Topsy Turvy Transposition Cypher also got their hands on fresh meat. You have so many great options, why go for the crying blueberry? Sigh, it's just disappointing.

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wanna make a deal?????

Sincerest apologies, but unless you have three sides, infinite eyes and an impeccable fashion taste, then I cannot. I've no plans of committing infidelity anytime soon, so don't get your hopes up, m'kay?

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The nerve of teenagers, seriously. You come to a fucking casino and you don't gamble, just sit there on your phone? Dweebs, the whole lot of them.

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Soooooooo how'd ya get into Ciphertology????

My grandma, actually! She wasn't in with us, heavens no, she was far too kind for that- a far better person then I ever was. Despite not being the intended demographic, too young at the time, she purchased a Tri-Angel, a series of figurines made by You-Know-Who ;)

When I came over and saw him on the shelf, she told me he was cute, and that was why she made the purchase, nothing more. He was very friend-shaped, not a bad thought in his dreams! <3

That should've been that, but weeks later? I'd hear about a forgotten character made by Inkwell, blacklisted from animation after a disastrous opening. And boy, let me tell you this- the Sweet Dreams collectible and the protagonist of Cipher Symphonies were far too close to be a coincidence.

Soon enough, one rabbit hole later, I left the tunnel far less worried about trivial concepts like 'morality' and 'human anatomy'. Honestly, how did they want me to remember 206 bones? I bet those losers never even played a round of Hungry Hippos in their sad, sorrowful lives.

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soooooo what are you doing on halloween??? any friends with ya???? ciphertologists???

Melancholy. Tragic, I know. But trick or treating hasn't been fun for decades at this point, they kicked me out of the pumpkin carving club, only Lord of Codex knows why, and 'cult worshipper' is a neat costume ideas until you come as yourself. I mean, seriously >:c Currently considering if I should pull off a Michael Myers, if you catch my drift.

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To all darling Ciphertologists reading this message on such an illustrious, spooktacular day-

Boop! :3 Ha, and I got your nose too! Now you just look stupid. Once, you were :-D Now, you are :')

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Newsflash: Just lost 300,000 but it's okay because I won back 700 :') Become a gambler today, I promise you'll be happy and fulfilled!

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Reason #129 to join Ciphertology- we support small artists! From the bird outside your window to those lowlives who's only work are fan songs for their little shows to the exquisite melodies of the head that's always screaming, we welcome all! And a heads up? The more Rain Man imagery, the better. :3