#oc: tatum lovecraft

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dude are you trying to fuck ford??? ur being wayyy too aggressive to stan then a normal person would, shouldn't gamblers stick together?????

Alright, kiddo. I'll help break it down for you, because clearly some electrons aren't firing in your brain- Steve Pinington is a horrendous gambler and should be ashamed of how shit he is. I came across him in one of the casinos is Idaho and by the Lord of Codex, an infant with a broken hand would be better at craps then him. He deserves nothing <3

Secondly, romance is for fools who believe in things like 'morality' and 'guilty conscience's'. We humans have one life, and to spend it being miserable is proof that you don't deserve the Eternal Party. If love is getting you down, just use them as a backscratcher! Simple as that.

To answer your last question, I don't go after older guys. Especially weird, nerdy, freakish shutins, m'kay? Cheers!

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Do you know a Stanley Pines??? You seem very interested in the dude's brother

I know of a Panley Stines. I know of a Stetson Pinefield. I know of a Hal Forrester. I know of an Andrew '8-Ball' Alcatraz. All of them well-renowned in the gambling community, betting on losing dogs while making mediocre products. I know all of them, and I know all the men who'd kill to bite into his jugular and rip out his guts to take a bite and leave them for dead. But I don't think that's what you were referring to, was it? <3

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Embrace today as if your town is going to be hit by a tornado in exactly three and a half years!

"Tatum Lovecraft, totally average employee at many casinos and clubs. Out of boredom and a lack of pay, I made this little baby of mine! Hope we can have a great time, darlings."

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(Tatum is an original character created by @simping-on-the-daily, your mod here, as a cringefail gambling Ciphertologist. Nobody stopped me, so I did it. Regret is dead and I am immortal.)

Rules, Information and Notes

Notes

Tatum is a morally ambiguous character and not all that nice. Their beliefs are not reflections of the mod's point of view. On top of that, Tatum is an unreliable narrator and can't be trusted to answer questions truthfully.

Notes from the mod will be signified by (______).

Blog contains mentions of violence and gore, though I refuse to give deep descriptions. If stuff ever needs to need tw'ed, just ask me and I'll follow through.

Rules

Basic human decency is required. Shocker, I know.

Mod is a minor, and while I will allow suggestive content, anything overly NSFW or sexual will be deleted.

Please don't start fighting in the replies, reblogs or inbox. It happened one time and it was a nightmare, so it's best to be on guard.

OC Information

Tatum is a liar and a gadfly. They cannot be trusted to be reliable or honest.

While not aroace, Tatum is against romance, and so, they won't be romantically shipped with other blogs.

Uses she/they, though insists that gender is dead and one of the most meaningless things in a life full of little meaning.

Is currently researching the events of Orchard Lake, Kansas in their spare time.

Tatum can play the saxophone and trumpet, and is currently learning the piano to assist in more musical endeavours at the club.

It's unclear as to how Tatum knows what she does. The leading thought are their Ciphertology connections, research onto people's character or divine assistance, but none of these have been proven 100%.

Will occasionally refer to Bill as the Lord of Codex.

Tags

cryptographs-and-casinos: posts made by the blog, discounting non-rp reblogs

meaning has no meaning: self musings that aren't in response to an ask or thread

the first cult in history that was right: any content about the cult of ciphertology

ive got them addicted: where all asks go

your privacy means nothing to me: anonymous asks

Character Tags

the birchtrees watch: art, fanfiction, pictures etc featuring silas birchtree

found family of freaks: any content regarding two or more members of the pine family (includes wendy, soos and waddles)

desperate to please eager to ego: stanford pines tag

gamble still going strong: tag for stanley pines content

i like your funny words magic mabel: content for mabel pines

he'll never be a big dipper: any content for mason 'dipper' pines

gopher man got questions: tag for soos ramirez content

cool like ice: wendy curdoroy tag

scholar lost to sanity's sorrows: old man mcgucket/fiddleford hadron mcgucket content

living ventriloquist dummy: content regarding gideon gleeful

it's just a phase: tag for robbie valentino

the famed platinumpaz: content for pacifica northwest

triangulum entangulum bring us a party to die for: any content regarding bill cipher

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wanna make a deal?????

Sincerest apologies, but unless you have three sides, infinite eyes and an impeccable fashion taste, then I cannot. I've no plans of committing infidelity anytime soon, so don't get your hopes up, m'kay?

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The nerve of teenagers, seriously. You come to a fucking casino and you don't gamble, just sit there on your phone? Dweebs, the whole lot of them.

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do you like the stars???

It's hard to find a Ciphertologist who doesn't love the stars! A few decades back, the Elders deciphered secret code somewhere between Oregon and Nevada that proves our Lord also fancies the star themselves. The Triangulum constellation is often one's first introduction to Ciphertology, and it's one of our most common brandings once you're an official member. The last time I heard about a Ciphertologist who didn't appreciate the stars, the next day I heard about a skinned Ciphertologist, who was forced to tap dance himself to death. A shame, wouldn't you agree?

I always treasure a good glimpse of them where I can. While I am a city girl at heart who's happy to stay for recruitment and the casinos, I haven't gone seriously stargazing in a while. I can't go stargazing, more like. Light pollution sucks. </3

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finally after all these years, bill cipher has a gun

H̶͎̬̘̯͙̟̰̪̲̀̈́̍́̑̇͒̒̏́̽̈ę̵͇̈́̾͗̃̋͊͋͘'̴̦̏̈́̽͒͋̀́͛̎͑͝ḷ̶̃̍l̴̡͉͙̘͉͓̳̩͉͎͕͓̑̿̃̑̌̿̍̏̔͛͜ ̶͍͍̠̪̠͉̬̀͆̈́̐́̃͌̑̇̌̕͠s̵̡̛̳̦̟̱͓͍̲̻̋̐̈̆̋͊͝ḧ̴̢̛̪̬͈̯̳̗̺̥̲̪̳͎̥́̓̄͑͂̏̈́̾̈o̸̡̟̪̙̠̹̮̻̝̞̰̻͒́̀̄̅́̉̏̓̕̕͜o̶͎̥̳̻͚͚̱͕̅̍̾̈́̓̾̈́̂́̇͒͜ͅt̶̡̜̰̟̯̩̀̿̋͊̀̐͐̋̎̈̿̈́͂͘ ̶̛͕͂́͐̑̏̿̈̍̾͗̅́̓͘y̷̲͍̼̐͂͛́̎̀̑͛̉̚͝o̶̹̺̤̬͖̫̝͚͌͋̌̕ͅŭ̵̙̞̤r̴̲̰̖̤̃͐̿̔̇̈́ ̷̡̤̬̮̞͎̲̥̘͚̝͈͖͆̒̍͋̿͋́̾͜f̸̬̝̱̩̞͋̽̊̃͜͝a̴̡̺̞͇͖̺͓̭̖̣̩̘͈̩͛̿̅̂̏͐͋͂͂̿͊̄̇͝͝m̴̢̗͕͈̫̹̈̽͗̀͂̌̇̔͒͛̊͒̋̋ȉ̵̩͉̱̖̈̊̈́́̈̈́̈́̋̔ḷ̴͚͆̓̀̈́̾̄͆̆̌͊̌̐͘y̸̡̺͓̟̞͍̖͈̗͐͘!̴͓̱̈̇̈́͂́̓̈͌́̓̆̏̚͠

Be wary, for he has broken the laws and psychics, for he is not supposed to have a gun. But who are we to tell our Lord what he can and cannot do?

There is only one thing left to do. You must take custody of a gun, and challenge our Lord to have a shoot-out in the middle of the street. It won't stop the Eternal Party, but it would make for a good attraction!

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I just lost my washing machine betting on horses. I regret nothing.

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Going to be honest, adult twins terrify me. Feels like they'll meet me on the street saying 'one of us tells the truth only while the other exclusively lies'. Gives me shivers thinking about it.

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Gosh, people are so boring. If you can't consume an simple, condensed explanation of my religion that's a skill issue on your part, not mine. I'm the one with a job, not you.

'You're part of a cult who wishes to bring about the eldritch armageddon and destroy the world' I'm literally a 'woman' and neurodivergent? Gosh, the world will be a much better place if we all just stopped hating one another for our beliefs, wouldn't you say?

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My fascination for this job is all consuming. Do you know how many divorces and breakups I hear everyday, everytime I walk past? So many mourn the loss of their love, then minutes later their tears evaporate because they finally succeeded at something during their thirty long years of that monotonous, agonising life. It's practically prime time for manipulation o'clock!

Come join us, where the rain on your parade is pathetic, meaningless gold that won't shave you from the apocalypse and the water that leaks from your irises! No, we don't offer discounts.