#oc: maximillian collins

[g0ttal0ve101]

Max <3

[a/n]: i don’t talk abt this little meatball enough 😓 i love him! tw: religious trauma

“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.”

Blood spewed from his palms and into the fabric of his white uniform as he held his cross close to his heart. Silent tears rolled down his face just the same. Nothing came of it.

“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.”

Clenching his eyes shut and lowering his head to the floorboards, he hoped to receive some sort of divine intervention. Words of forgiveness, words of praise, words of affection, and yet nothing came of it.

“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.”

Nothing ever came of it.

God ignored him.

He always did.

The door swung open behind him, shedding light into the dark, cold room he sat in. Despite the interruption, he didn’t raise his head to take part of it. If he lost focus now, he knew there would’ve been no purpose for it. For any of this. For the wounds on his body, for the blood seeping into his clothes, for his pitiful tears, all of it would be meaningless.

“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.”

His little voice echoed against the walls of the isolated room. Repeating the phrase in his mind clearly wasn’t working, so he figured that this must be the way to recognition.

“Max…”

“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.”

“Max.”

“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me—!”

“Max!”

“…a sinner.”

Max’s eyes fluttered open as he released the metal cross from his hands. It fell to the floor with an obnoxious clank, decorating the boards with splatters of crimson liquid. Max hadn’t realized how much his hands had bled. They trembled vigorously.

The warmth of his brother’s hands snapped him out of his daze entirely. His worried eyes were too passionate for him to ignore. His brother was terrified for him. In that moment, Max wondered if he should be terrified for himself, too.

Shaking his head in a mixture of disbelief and awe, his brother held onto him as though he were hanging from a thread. “What’s wrong? What’s the matter? Why are you doing this?”

The purpose of being forgiven.

Max lowered his head, almost ashamed of his answer. “Father Joseph told me to.”

A child, only three weeks into being seven years old, was demanded to beg for forgiveness by his priest. It didn’t matter his age or his innocence or his naïvety — God was taught to be his everything. Without the acceptance and approval of God, he’d surely face the consequences.

“Maximillian…”

His full name sounded foreign in his brother’s mouth. Peering up at him with teary eyes, he bit his tongue.

“Don’t do this to yourself…look at what you’ve done.” Grabbing his tiny, injured hands, his brother held them close to his chest. Even with his vision blurred with tears, Max understood his brother’s frustration. “God doesn’t want you to suffer like this. No matter what Father says, you don’t deserve to live your life in fear!”

Long silence crept between them. Their eyes interlocked with each other, unmoved and unbroken, but nothing seemed to get through to little Max. Even with his big brother reaching for him, he couldn’t see past his biggest fear.

Max’s voice was low as he spoke. “Father told me that I’ll be damned to Hell, Messiah.” Cracking with emotion, his words shook with every breath he took. “I don’t wanna go to Hell. I’m scared…”

His big brother’s embrace shielded him from the cold thoughts that paraded in his mind. Max sobbed and held onto him tightly, trying his hardest not to think of what was to become of himself for turning away from God.

“Don’t be afraid. You won’t go to Hell, Max.” His voice was soft and soothing as he spoke, wiping the tears from his little brother’s eyes. “When I turn eighteen, I promise I’ll get us both out of here. Okay? Just three more months…”

Max knew he was speaking of the church. He always did. This wasn’t the first time something like this has happened, after all. Whenever either one of them did something wrong in the eyes of God, Father Joseph was sure to straighten them out. Whether he branded their supple skin under the Lord’s name or broke their bones in the name of Jesus Christ’s faith, it didn’t matter. Messiah always assured Max that he’d get them out someday. Somehow. Even if it meant turning from God.

Max couldn’t imagine a world without Him. Since his birth he was taught to act under the Bible’s guidance and law. Since his birth, he lived within the church’s walls. If he were to turn a blind eye to God’s grace and leave this place, he wasn’t sure what was to become of himself.

The thought of Hell haunted him.

“You’re bleeding everywhere. He didn’t do this to you, did he?”

Lifting his sleeve to showcase the wound he was given from Father Joseph, he frowned. A big gash lined up against dozens of other healing ones bled profusely. “He gave me another strike.”

Messiah sighed. “A strike? For what?”

“I forgot my line during the practice ceremony today. Then, when he yelled at me, I accidentally tripped and dropped my candle. It lit the carpet on fire and…”

Helping him up from the floor, Messiah shook his head. “I already told him you need your crutches to stand for so long...come on, we need to patch you up. You can wear my pajamas for tonight. Yours are all stained.”

Max extended his arms, indirectly asking to be picked up. Messiah scooped him into his arms with a gentle kiss to his forehead, propping him onto his hip.

“Don’t cry anymore, okay?”

Max sniffled and held him tight. “Okay.”

[twinflame413]

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Maximillian Collins

Tag: [❤️]

TW: Child abuse!

BIO: 12, masc (he/him), heterosexual

DOB: 8/9

Likes: Camping, animals of any kind, food of any kind, super hero comics, and collecting various items.

Dislikes: Hospitals, spiders, broccoli, bandages, and isolation.

Sam Vega

Tag: [🧡]

TW: SH, suicide, stalking, obsession!

BIO: 16, masc ftm (he/him), heterosexual

DOB: 9/7

Likes: Poetry, ferrets, mashed potatoes, horror/romance novels, and ballet.

Dislikes: Public speaking, reptiles, pork, partying, and social gatherings.

Evelyn Anderson

Tag: [💚]

TW: Verminophobia, OCD!

BIO: 15, fem (she/her), pansexual.

DOB: 4/18

Likes: Sewing/crocheting, doves, cheese cake, fashion design, and tea.

Dislikes: Filth of any kind, animals, black coffee, children 10>, and modeling.

Thomas Hall

Tag: [💙]

TW: Suggestive!

BIO: 17, masc (he/him), bisexual

DOB: 3/26

Likes: Partying, cats, spicy food, guitar/drums, and drama.

Dislikes: Hospitals, dogs, candy of any sort, and anything dealing with academics.

Lucian Williams

Tag: [💜]

TW: SA, cannibalism!

BIO: 15, masc (he/him), bisexual

DOB: 6/30

Likes: Gardening, animals, meat of any kind, arts and crafts, and tending to children.

Dislikes: Sexual themes, aquatic animals, isolation, and adult men.

Melanie Katz

Tag: [🩷]

TW: ED!

BIO: 17, nonb (she/they), lesbian

DOB: 8/29

Likes: Partying, cats, bubble-gum, softball, and skateboarding.

Dislikes: Weight gain, dogs, red meat, poor fashion sense, and silence.

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JJ

Tag: [🤍]

BIO: 16, masc (he/him)

DOB: 12/29

Likes: Deadlifting, goats, summer, snacking, and history class.

Dislikes: Drama, conflict, competition, snakes, winter, and under seasoned food.

Caspian

Tag: [🖤]

BIO: 15, masc (he/they)

DOB: 6/5

Likes: Bad weather, spiders, baked pastries, electric guitar, parkour, and flight class.

Dislikes: Lilia’s cooking, bright light, reading/writing, high temperature, and alchemy class.

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Leslie Sawyer

Tag: [💛]

TW: Cannibalism, child abuse!

BIO: 16, masc (he/him), bisexual

DOB: 12/6

Likes: Reptiles, rain, gardening, astronomy, and insects.

Dislikes: Sticky textures, tight clothes, vanilla, crowds, and being touched.

[bolontiku]

A/N: Hoping this will stay organized and to add to it. Active WIPs at the bottom. Thank you for reading!

I write mostly xReader (will specify if OC)

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[krysandra]

Random DD quotes that I think are funny

(Most OCs belong to @blackmoonowl and her friends)

Krys: playing with toys

Cameron: aren’t you a little to old to be playing with toys?

Krys: it’s funny Cameron, cause I said the exact same thing to your brother ;) 😎

Brylon: truth or dare?

Henry: dare

Brylon: I dare you to kiss the hottest person on the room

Henry: hey, Bruce?

Bruce, blushing: yeah?

Henry: can you move? I’m trying to get to Krys

Krys teaching Dia to drive

Krys: ok, so your driving then you see Owl and Richard walking in the street, what do you hit?

Dia: Richard?

Krys: yup.

Carlson: I love watching the waves

Simps: I’m in love with you Carlson

Carlson:

AHHHHHHHH

Krys and Henry kissing:

Krys: wait

Henry: hm?

Krys: do you love me? I still can’t seem to tell…

Henry:

Brylon: hey Maximillian, can a washing machine also wash people?

Maximillian:

…

Where’s maurtis?-

Cameron driving with Collin, Claude and Claus in the back seat:

Claude: can we get McDonalds?

Cameron: Claude, we are having dinner at home.

Claude crying: I hate this fucking family.

LazyGhost: help! I promised Owl I’d cook tonight but I don’t know how!

Damain pouring water into a bowl of cereal: and you think I can help?

Krys laying in Bernards lap

Bernard: want me to teach you how to cook?

Krys: you want me to set the house on fire?

Owl and dia hanging out

Perceval barging In the room: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME-

owl: PERCY STOP-

William: *breathes*

Richard: awful leader ship, distasteful, gross, horrid-

Maximillian: I heard you liked bad boys

Krys: I…don’t?

Maximillian: oh thank god.

(Ok I’m done)

[g0ttal0ve101]

what my ocs would do if you trauma dumped to them

Thomas: damn

Sam: *HUGS YOU ASF* i’m so sorry that happened to you. please lmk if i can do anything to help you out, ok? ó^ò

Lucian: excuse me ignore me im so sorry no no no im not crying……….GAAAAAHGGH YOU NEVER DESERVED THAT NO ONE DESERVES TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO THEM YOU WERE JUST A KIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD AAAAYYGGHHHH 😭💥💥😿💥💔😿💥💔😿😿💔💥😿💥💥💥 WAUAYAGAGAHHHHH 💥💔💔😭🥲😭💥💥😭💥💥💔😭💔💔😭💔💔💥😭😿😿😿💥💔💔💔💥💥💥😭😭😭 I LOVE YOUUUU 😭😭💥💔😭😭💔💔😭💥💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💥😭💥😭😭😭💔 I LOVE YOU SO MUUCUUCUCYHHXHHH 😭💔💥💥💥💥💥💔💔😭😭

Evelyn: i am so sorry, darling. here’s 100000 dollars. 🩷

Max: *tries to hug you and then falls down and breaks his ankle, fractures his skull, and dislocates his spine* do you wanna go get some ice cream together so you feel better? :3

[g0ttal0ve101]

GRAAAH ACCURATE OC OUTFITS 🔥

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[g0ttal0ve101]

I have. so many thoughts. in my brain.

woodland city is HUGE i mean like HUGE it is a BIG CITY!! but it looks entirely different from the south and north side…..like completely different. so i thought i would post this for reference since yknow. all my characters live there. 😻 (they need to move asap)

for reference:

south side - lucian, sam, max, david, charlie

north side - thomas, evelyn, sophia, scarlet

so the SOUTH side is bad. like. BAD. robberies, kidnappings, murders, assaults, drug dealing, ALL of it happens on the south side. it’s pretty worn down and hardly any businesses stay there for long. also poverty is a serious issue on the south side as many people don’t have jobs. almost everyone lives in apartment complexes or the projects. these are some photos for reference of what it looks like idk i just thought they were cool and matched my image of the south side. 😻

now the north side is where woodland city gets its name. it is surrounded by. woods. this is also where Woodland High is located!! the neighborhoods are not entirely clean of crime, but the sure as hell aren’t as bad as the south side lol. it’s not exactly a place you would want to keep your doors unlocked at night but it’s still pretty safe compared to its counterpart. characters like Thomas and Sophia live on this side of town because of their parent’s wealth. this is also where “city” comes in unlike the south side.

Also (ik i won’t shut up 😭) going from side to side looks sorta like this since they’re kinda separated by the forests that surround them. (in other words, this would be the route the bus took to get kids from the south side to the north side, going to visit Sophia, etc)

OK I HOPED YOU ENJOYED I LOVE YOU

[g0ttal0ve101]

🪩 School Dance Headcanons! 🪩

I just thought. I should elaborate on the fact that ALL my ocs go to the same school therefore would attend the dances together and I’m……at a lost for words 💀 anyway tho i’ll include @billys-bbg ‘s ocs bc shipping reasons so yea :3

Thomas

The dance king by default. like. DEFAULT. before the dance was even ANNOUNCED he was alr it. and that’s on peaking in high school….so obv all the girls want to be the dance queen, blah blah blah, ok. BUT HOW WILL THOMAS CHOOSE? (spoiler alert: murder 🥱)

He’ll lock up all the girls hot enough to go with him in one room, force them to murder each other in a certain amount of time, then whoever lasts he’ll go with!!

The final girl is SO EXCITED TO HAVE HER HANDS ON THE DANCE QUEEN POSITION!!

^ Until Thomas changes his mind and goes with Riley anyway. Indecisive people are the worst, right? :3

Anyway he wears the most expensive brands and shit to a fucking FOUR hour party…..like bro…it’s never that deep

he tries to pull riley before and after the dance but…no. she was too busy hanging out with that sam boy or whatever. BOOOORING. YAAAWNINGGG. am i right? (no)

^ bc he’s salty, he convinces everyone to vote for riley to be the dance’s queen, just to make sam pissed off. (again, spoiler alert!! IT WORKS!!)

His after party is to KILL for though. Drugs, sex, and alcohol included!!! just forget abt the missing young ladies ok?

Evelyn

SHE TAKES THIS SHIT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

stunning, gorgeous, beautiful, radiant, captivating, charming, elegant, striking, dashing, alluring, exquisite, lovely, mesmerizing, enchanting, irresistible, fabulous, charismatic, fashionable, incredible, incomparable, graceful, appealing, el-

Violet is sooo supportive of her…despite having to go dress shopping for eight hours straight 😻 (Evelyn couldn’t decide and her gf was passing out from the amount of beauty she witnessed 💀)

At the party though, she immediately wants to leave. She literally just showed up bc getting ready is fun n shi…

BUT SHE DID SLOW DANCE WITH HER GF BEFORE LEAVING TO GO MAKE OUT!! TRUST!!!

everyone’s honest reaction when she showed up in a limbo that she actually owned: 😦

^ she was definitely the ride for everyone to get there……..

Sam

sigh. this boy has been preparing to propose to riley since the beginning of the school year. he literally had fifty mental breakdowns beforehand just for her to say ‘uh babe obv we’re going together, you’re my bf?’

but the issue is…they both don’t know what their gonna wear. riley HATES dresses and sam is going through the horrors of gender dysphoria…HOWEVER!! THEY CONQUER THEIR FEARS AND GO SHOPPING AT THE MALL TOGETHER!!!!!! only for them to get really cute outfits that compliment each other very well. (sam sobbed when seeing riley all dressed up for the first time.)

GAAAAAH THEY DID EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND NAILS!!! THE CUTIES!!! ofc riley’s parents didnt want anything to do with the dance so sam’s mom ended up doing the photo shoot and taking them to dinner!! she lit thinks of riley as her own daughter atp…. (she is the #1 riam shipper!!)

at the party, jordan is pissed off that riley had moved on from him and tried to rub it in her face that he pulled tons of other bitches. (A.K.A. lindsey hall who sleeps with literally every single man she can get with and has 91827391927382 diseases. 😻) sam wants to brutally murder him but doesn’t want to ruin the night by causing any sort of drama, so let’s the side eyeing go and plans the murder for later.

everything is going well up until the king and queen are announced!! for some reason, riley won the queen position even though half the girls at school hated her, especially after the breakup with jordan. they knew IMMEDIATELY that thomas rigged the whole thing…….

once she’s called up there, thomas spews out some bullshit about sam to embarrass him and make him cry in front of everyone. it was all fun and games until girlie literally slapped the shit outta him in front of the entire fucking school. 💀

^ everyone was STUNNED. JAW ELONGATED. EYES BUGGING OUT. ETC. The chaperones wanted to escort both riley and sam out, but thomas told them to let it go and let them continue dancing. after convincing them of it, he had the balls to invite both of them to his after party too. asshole, am i right?

….they both end up going lmao. (alcohol 😻)

Max

he tags along with the gang ™️ even though he’s super poor and cannot afford to get any sort of outfit!!

^ ends up wearing his older brother’s clothes instead lmao.

he tries to stick with lucian for the beginning of the night, but seeing kai’s eyes shooting out daggers to ensure he knew his place…sorta scared him off……

then he tries to stick with evelyn!! but she leaves early to go make out with her gf 💀

then he tries to stick with sam!! but….something was off? how much fruit punch did he spill on himself and……did he splash it on riley too? they looked like they murdered someone or something haha!

^ wait where did that big group of girls go?

ANYWAY. it’s time to stick around thomas on the dance floor. surely nothing could go wrong, right? ….uh. did Thomas just drug that girl’s drink?

after seeing that, he called his brother to come pick him up. 💀

Lucian

*lovely dovey sigh* lucian loves school dances! he loves the lights, the food, the dancing, the music…but the same could not be said about his date. Kai DESPISES these sorta gatherings, considering he doesn’t like ANY of these motherfuckers around them. he only went since he knew lucian was excited for it and didn’t want to disappoint.

the proposal (made by our silly boy kai :3) went as follows: lucian wil u plez go to the danse with me ? i wil birng ring pops i love u (dyslexic rizz)

despite having completely different styles, their suits still complimented each other to a T. lucian wore a soft, fitting suit while his bf wore his usual spikes and combat boots he always did. everyone could recognize who they were from miles away.

KAI HAD A SEIZURE WHEN SEEING HIS BF WEARING HIS HAIR UP IN A CUTE LIL PONYTAIL. BRO WAS SPAZZING OUT ON THE FLOOR, DYING EVEN.

lucian hung out with a few other groups of friends while there, having a light hearted conversation and a good time. he always wondered why they would be quick to leave and almost look….scared? kai reassured him that it was probably nothing, knowing DAMN WELL he was scaring them off by death staring into their fucking souls.

they ate everyone up when slow dancing bc obv two idiots who have no idea what they’re doing is MUCH cuter and efficient than losers who take things seriously 🥱

whenever they got tired of walking around or dancing or whatever, kai would claim a table and let lucian sit in his lap to take a drink. (these bitches WISH they had what they had 💀)

the dance ended at 10:30 and lucian’s usual bedtime was at 9:00…..he was nearly passing out by the time they got in the car to leave. kai had to carry him to bed….

[g0ttal0ve101]

Official Oc Birthdays 🎈🎁

Note: The settings take place in 2014.

Lucian - June 30th, 2000. (14)

Evelyn - November 23rd, 1999. (15)

Sam - August 5th, 1999. (15)

Thomas - March 26th, 1998. (16)

Max - July 1st, 2002. (12)

Scarlet - January 19th, 1996. (18)

[g0ttal0ve101]

🦇🎃Halloween AU🎃🦇

(YES IN FUCKIN SEPTEMBER SUCK IT)

Thomas - Vampire (*looks at Charlie* 😐...🤨)

Scarlet - Witch (*COUGHCOCUGHUGHCOYGGHgG)

Evelyn - Frankenstein (she’ll steal your body parts and sew them onto herself instead 💀 and that’s on wanting a perfect body)

Sam - Ghost (pov: he just haunts Riley 😋)

Max - Killer Clown (laugh at his jokes. 😍)

Lucian - Werewolf (he don’t bite 😇 YES HE DO 😨)

[g0ttal0ve101]

[g0ttal0ve101]

you wake up to this wyd

[g0ttal0ve101]

Max, the Human Alarm System!!

Have you ever fallen asleep and can’t wake up because you’re lazy?? GET THE HUMAN ALARM SYSTEM MAX!! Not only is he cute and murderous, he is also very efficient to waking you up! For example,

Max: *TRIPS OVER TOYS* oW-*TRIPS OVER HIS OWN FEET* OUCH *TRIPS OVER NOTHING* OWWWW

Lulu: O^O!!!!!!

Max: *stands up* Time to wake up, Lulu! OwO!

Lulu: …>wo…good morning, Max! owo!

Max: 🥺-

Lulu:

HUNGRY!! 👹

Max: 😨?!

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He is not only efficient, but he can work with your sleeping schedule as well!! For example,

Max: Time to wake up, Sam! OwO!

Sam: It’s morning…??

Max: Mhm!

Sam: UWAHHH I-I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT READING T-T-TWILIGHT!!

Max: You read that stuff…??? 😨

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And if you absolutely do not want to get up, Max will wait another hour after his failed attempts!! For example,

Max: Time to wake up, Scarlet! OwO!

Scarlet: 😪

Max: Erm…Scarlet? ÓwÒ

Scarlet: 😪

Max: *shake shake* Scarlet!

Scarlet: 😴

Max: Did she just fall further into sleep-sCARLET??

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Max is also equipped with the ✨perfect✨ alarm system when there is an intruder in the house! His way of dealing with the intruder is not only quiet, but efficient! For example,

Max: Time to wake up, Tho-O^O

Charlie: o^O-

Max: …wHO ARE YOU??

Charlie: I broke in to watch Thomas sleep.

Max: Oh! Okay! OwO!

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And even if you are already up, Max will still remind you so that he will ensure you are fully awake!! For example,

Max: Time to wake up, Evelyn!

Evelyn: I’ve been awake since 4:00. *starts vacuuming intensely*

Max: O-oH…

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become one with his family or you will surely die.

[g0ttal0ve101]

When Lucian wants a plushie from a carnival game, Max absolutely ANNIHILATES them and gets it. 😌