#oc philomena morningstar

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I'm crying at the image of the radioapple baby just sprawling on the floor while learning to wall can I please gave more of that au

AND YOUR WISH IS GRANTED bc it’s mine too lmaooo

Also I gave her a name UwU

She looks scary and is a dangerous chaotic neutral but she loves snakes and watches Snake Discovery

So,,,,this weird lil creature has some lore behind her now too bc my adhd finally let me type it out (still working out some kinks tho so it’s pretty rough),,

CREDIT GOES TO A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE who runs a lovely blog called @mpreg-nouveau (BLOG IS 18+!!) where you can find a mix of sfw and nsfw Mpreg art! Incredibly creative ideas behind the art as well, so know she’s truly a fountain of ideas when it comes to writing Mpreg lore (which is why I’m grateful for their creativity when I came to her and said HELP I MADE AN OC BUT IDK THE BACKSTORY YET).

Basically—out of gratitude/apology for How Things Went when Charlie and Vaggie visited Heaven, Emily sends them a lovely little miracle that’ll let sinners have a child (logic being that Vaggie’s a sinner so she and Charlie can’t have kids). Lucifer and Alastor, being Lucifer and Alastor, find a box marked “for CHARLIE and Vaggie” and get in a petty spat over delivering Charlie her mail. In accordance with Murphy’s Law, they bust open the box and detonate the miracle. They’re too busy arguing about the ordeal they don’t even really know *what they did* at first until Charlie finds the note from Emily explaining the contents of the box followed by “p.s. don’t tell Sera” and “p.p.s. Sir Pentious says hi” and, well, Alastor and Lucifer DO NOT take the news well.

They’re VERY not interested in each other in this au (Alastor’s not interested in ANYBODY and Lucifer’s interested in ANYBODY BUT ALASTOR), but they agree to coparent the kid together—Lucifer wants a second chance after Charlie, and Alastor wants his own Prince or Princess of Hell he can mold to be the exact breed of evil he wants. Enemies to coparents not enemies to lovers, y’know?

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Seeing his desperation to maintain his evil rep, i can hardly fathom Al being excited about the whole ‘having a kid with the devil and being vulnerable’ thing 💀

the new addition to the morningstar family is iconic tho

YES YOU pookie YOU see my artistic vision! Ahhh I’ve been sitting on your ask for WEEKS bc I was so flattered by your take! (And I’m HONORED you like Philomena!) And before I get too far—YOUR ART IS SO FUN and I absolutely LOVE the circus vibes of your blog with all your The Amazing Digital Circus and Helluva Boss/Fizzarolli-centric content!!

I chew on Alastor like a dog toy bc I just *adore* his fragile ego—I wanna knead it in my hands like putty and thrust it against the ground and watch the pieces shatter like glass and run across the floor. It’s the most tantalizing thing ong. He’s so dependent on what others think of him and I love it.

Lucifer’s a lot more goofy and easygoing to me (relatively—he’s a high strung hot mess nonetheless), so I think he takes Having A Baby 2: Electric Boogaloo in stride more easily than Alastor does (esp bc this is only Alastor’s first round by comparison).

(Lucifer calls her Fifi)

Mpreg chatter below in case that’s not your fancy

Alastor is SO not excited about the whole “having a kid with the devil and being vulnerable thing”—I like to think Alastor’s uncomfortable as is around Lucifer bc *how very dare* somebody be more powerful than him, but also?? Pregnancy kinda throws off his groove. Just a lil bit. (Ok actually it drives him BONKERS bc how is he supposed to convince everybody he’s The Almighty Radio Demon Who Should Be Feared By All when he’s dealing with…THIS?? It makes him feel *very* vulnerable and soft and NOT intimidating! That’s not good!) He totally tells Lucifer “VERY WELL THEN I’ll have this child with you BUT we are telling everybody in Hell YOU birthed the spawn.” Lucifer’s pretty patient with him, all things considered. Lucifer’s already had his self-confidence tested by the rattling realities of Having A Kid (I am a firm believer in the Lucifer birthed Charlie bc human sinners generally can’t give birth agenda lmaooo). I like to think Lucifer tries to offer Alastor support and advice and Alastor frustratedly declines 11 times out of 10.