#oc muse: xephirine chrono

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Fucking falls to the floor and dies from snapped neck...

...and then comes back to life with her head in a normal position! "Y-You..! I didn't even get the chance to react, Princess! At least let.. me...?"

"...Wait, how am I alive?!"

@gensokyohyakkiyako

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"Wait a minute. There's no way the Moon would know that I had somehow drank the Hourai Elixir unless they somehow put a tracker on me one day. They'd only learn that I somehow took it if they saw me revive somehow, so they'd likely still let me in if I made sure to be careful."

"...This begs the question of if my sister somehow drank it too..."

"Well, either way, this means that I could still hunt after Princess Kaguya and take her back to the moon." She's coping.

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"It's saddening. I'm not sure who to blame now on the way you act these days. The Earth's influence or the accursed traitor, Eirin's influence."

@gensokyohyakkiyako

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“Do I need to be nice to every Mokou or do I only need to be nice to one Mokou?”

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“…I am not an elf.”

"Is that an elf? I didn't know those existed in Gensokyo."

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Even if her and Kaguya got along, there is still the problem of her disdain for Eirin and more importantly, the fact that she would only care for Reisen and Tewi's wellbeing because Kaguya would give her the deathiest death stare to ever death stare if she didn't.

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"...Am I out of touch..?"

"...No. It's the Earth folk who are wrong."

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"W... What? What do you mean by that?"

@gensokyohyakkiyako

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She would absolutely never be able to guess that that's the answer. The impossible requests have now evolved into impossible QnAs!

Literally only calls her a cuck because she thinks purity is for losers now.

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"The... The wedding, did it... did it happen offscreen?"

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"It does feel nice to be getting what feels like 'weekly' news like this. That's a really neat thing that was covered... and I guess going on a vacation to that place wouldn't be so bad..."

"Mhm... I see... Interesting..." Flipping through pages... flipping through page--

--Stop. "..."

"...Did... did my eyes deceive me?" Flips back a page.

"...W... WHA..." Shock.

"WHAT IN THE FFFUCK--"

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"S-So you're just fine with such a person being so reprehensible to you?! Saying such reprehensible things like that?! What sense does that make?!"

"I'm waiting for the part where you tell me how much 'business' you think you have in this!"

@gensokyohyakkiyako

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“Uuuuuuuuhhh… The princess’s mind has been tainted so much by Earth’s impurities that she can’t even remember our faaaaceeeess! Ueeeeehhheheeeehhh!”

"..."

"Who the hell are these people again?"

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"...You are so rude."

"And you're a peeping creep."

"Why is the princess kissing someone like you, you don't seem at all worthy enough to have her lips placed upon you... What are you two, dating?"

"Noooo, I'm a womanizer that's trying to make my own harem and she wanted to be in it. I can put you in it too, how's about you flash me a little somethin'-somethin', bitch?" Sarcasm.

"I am not flashing you a little 'something-something', human!"

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Raises her finger in a way Kaguya doesn't like and gets her head chopped off-

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I HAVE MADE XEPHIRINE SEEM LIKE THE INCOMPETENT ONE DESPITE HER NON-EMOTIVE NATURE, I'M SO SORRY FGTHJGTGRGT