#obviously to be extra clear: this is all in jest and fun. a jew is a jew regardless of if you can eat dairy cheesecake or not
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Hey I’m a Jewish Adoptee and the same thing happened to G-D gave me IBS so I could fit in lol.
The stereotypes are wrong. G-d doesn't make us** all rich, but what He does instead is make absolute sure our** GI tracts absolutely detest food
#ask#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#i am now picturing g-d going from house to house PERSONALLY to bestow IBS and/or lactose intolerance to jews/everyone in the space between#obviously to be extra clear: this is all in jest and fun. a jew is a jew regardless of if you can eat dairy cheesecake or not#the jews who both have IBS and lactose intolerance are g-d's true favorites (joking)#oh 'being the chosen people doesn't mean we're** better?' explain jews with IBS and lactose intolerance. quickly. (joking again ofc)
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