#obviously it's not a rule that if you're a masochist you'll be turned on by getting a tattoo/piercing (though it can happen) but it's funny

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Headcanon: Wilbur starts to think about getting a tattoo but Quackity is firmly against it cause Wilbur's a pain slut and no-one's allowed to turn Quackity's masochistic bitch on aside Quackity himself

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Keqing NSFW Headcanons? If you're taking requests ^^

NSFW Headcanons - Keqing & Yoimiya

A/N: Hello anons! Thank you for your requests, and as always, I hope you enjoy. Also, I'm posting this from mobile (god I hate it so much), so it may come out funny-looking.

CW: Male!Reader, Sub!Keqing, Sub!Yoimiya, masochism and bdsm stuff (like whipping and spanking).

Nsfw under the cut, if mobile will allow it.

Keqing

She is known for her one-track mind and stellar work ethic, but even the greatest of minds will sometimes get distracted. When she finds her hand messing around under her skirt or the heat pooling in her stomach to be too much to handle on her own - that’s where you come into play. 

It might be hard to believe, but Keqing is an actual human with human needs.

But she is still a busy woman, so quickies will be the more common sessions. You know, to get her mind straight. But you'll get to enjoy longer sessions as well. 

When she was alone, Keqing had to use toys to satisfy her urges, and she collected a lot of them over the years. 

In her secret box of fun you will find dildos of various shapes, sizes and materials (she even has a tentacle-shaped one!), butt plugs, grinders, vibrators and nipple clamps. She will obviously purchase new ones once you start fucking. 

Those new acquisitions will include mainly cuffs, collars, whips and paddles - anything to help you turn her into a whining, abused mess. 

You see, Keqing is absolutely the dominant one in your relationship, but she assumes a very submissive and obedient role in bed. 

All of those distractions of body and mind are best removed with some merciless abuse of her bound form. 

You established a list of things you can and can't do to each other. Aside from the obvious, Keqing doesn't want to get any hickeys or bruises on her neck or face. Talking about what's happening in the bed outside the privacy of your own home is strictly prohibited as well. 

Because if anyone was to hear about the kinky shit she indulges in, her reputation would be ruined. 

Oh, and DO NOT cum inside. Ever.

The woman lets go of all the appearances and facades she puts up. You'll get to hear her whine, beg and cry without a care in the world. 

Keqing is a masochist, as pain is nearly as powerful of a stimulant as pleasure for her. To make sure she enjoys every session, she created a set of rules for you to follow. 

Rule 1: Go all out on her pussy and ass, no matter how loud her screaming may be. At most she'll pass out, but don't let that stop you. If anything, that will let you enjoy her holes in peace and quiet. 

Rule 2: Care only about the safe word. Don't listen to any of her screaming, pleading, calling for help or crying. 

Speaking of… Rule 3: Make her weep. Doesn't matter if it is from immense pain, unbearable pleasure or extreme emotions - if she cried, the session was a good one. 

And how to break her up to that point? Simple - spanking, whipping, edging or post orgasm will do. 

Before you do anal, Keqing wants a proper preperation. That means a thorough spanking and a small, dry dildo that will rough up her tight hole nicely. When you finally enter her, lubed up just enough for you (and only you) to be comfortable, she'll probably cry out in pain. You might want to stuff her soaked panties down her throat to keep neighbours from complaining. 

You can whip her tits, back or ass cheeks until first blood (or the safeword ofc). Keqing loves it when you are cruel, and pull out the single strand whip. Especially against her soft ass. 

A leather whip assaulting her butt + an anal hook (dry of course) to keep her bent over + a bullet vibe strapped to her clit, on the highest setting + a spreader bar + a blindfold = a very happy Keqing. It takes a lot of time to set up, but the pay off is immense. 

When the smoke clears and the dust settles, Keqing will want to do lots of aftercare. Not for her, tho. 

She understands that hurting her might make you feel awful sometimes, even if you're into it. She will tell you that all of it was consensual, and she really enjoyed all of it. Keqing will assure you that nothing you said or did to her will affect your relationship outside of sex in any negative way. 

Okay, now that she assured you… can you pass the aloe balm? She can't really get up… 

You're quite good at it, and her body needs a few days to recover. When it does… you'll indulge her again, won't you? 

"I c-can't… a-anymore - AH! - I-I… m-m-mercy, please!"

Yoimiya

Yoimiya lives to have fun and relax. Whether it be making fireworks, playing with kids, or banging - the girl will pursue whatever makes her feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 

Once she knows you're comfortable with physical intimacy, she'll get handsy pretty quick. 

Yoimiya always liked physical contact, so she'll always want to have your hand on her, or vice versa. She enjoys your body, and shows it with a lot of touching. It will be tame in public, just holding your waist or forearm. But when the doors close, she'll be all over you. 

Not one part above your knees will be left neglected. Yoimiya will play with and lick or suck every inch of skin she gets access to, with special emphasis on your chest and stomach. She especially loves teasing your nipples and watching you gasp in pleasure. 

Your cock will be enveloped by her warm throat with little to no delay. Yoi will throat you until she runs out of breath. While she recovers, her tongue will keep your head happy with some slow frenulum licks, all while she looks you in the eyes. But once her breath is back, she's diving right back in. 

When you push them down for some throat fucking, most girls would desperately search for something to hold on to. Yoimiya is not like most girls. She'll keep her hands neatly tucked away under her ass like the good girl she is, letting you do whatever you want to her. 

Good girl? No. Yoimiya is the best girl. 

She likes bondage quite a lot, but, to be fair, you don't really need to tie her down at any point. She is really obedient, obeying whatever order you give her. Stay? Sit? Suck? Bend over? She is on the case!

That said, she has an unusual little quirk to her. For her, touching your bodies (or even using your mouths) or binding her is not inherently sexual. 

She likes when you massage her boobs while cuddling, or suck her nipples to sleep. These areas are sensitive, but they aren't immediately arousing if she's not thinking about it. 

Yoimiya finds comfort in being tied up. She feels very secure in your presence. The girl likes to nap with her hands cuffed or tied, head resting on your lap while you do your thing (read a book, watch TV or go through your phone). 

Most people subconsciously hold or touch their intimate areas when they feel safe*, but Yoi takes it a step further. She likes holding your balls whenever you cuddle or sleep. Sure, it was distracting at first, but after a few months of this you got used to her touch. 

Yoimiya just loves the fact that you let her hold and touch your most intimate and precious bit. It really makes her heart flutter when she lies next to your relaxed form, nuts in her gentle grip. 

She feels that there's little need for toys when there's a rock-hard, thick cock to keep her busy. 

Daddy kink for sure. If you're not comfortable with being called that, she'll use other honorifics, most prominently 'sir'. 

Yoimiya pretty much won the genetic lottery with her body. Her entire flesh is soft, and her skin is very pleasant to touch. She has a pair of sizable, squeezable tits, a medium but round butt and meaty thighs. Her pussy has plumper outer lips that press so nicely against your cheeks when you go down on her. 

Whether it be with oral, vaginal, anal, thigh jobs, tit fucks or hotdogging - she hopes you use all of her assets well! 

Her favorite position? Anything, really. As long as you can see each others' faces. There is nothing hotter than seeing you panting, mouth agape and completely entranced with her wet hole. She likes to keep that delicious eye contact as well!

Yoi keeps her pussy neat and clean, but she likes to see a trimmed bush of hair on your manhood. It feels really nice to nuzzle into while you're balls-deep in her throat. 

"I need your cock, daddy! Please fuck me! Please please please please please!"

* It has been scientifically proven that fondling with these areas (beasts for women, testicles for men) releases a hormone known as oxitocine, which is responsible for relaxing the body. It also releases while sleeping or cuddling.

Quite the fun fact, isn't it?

Thanks for reading!