#obvious joke is obvious

[giucomix]

"So then Dirk stuffed Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and half of Gamzee inside the empty Lil Cal, which Roxy then banished to the Void. This Cal however would end up, or had already ended up, "resurfacing" as the Cal summoned by Gamzee in Dave's dreams, which was then thrown outside Dave's dream room by Rose and picked up by the newborn Dirk, who-"

[dumpsterbabytrunks]

Congratulations! Your [MACHOKE] evolved into [MACHAMP]!

[beevean]

Black Doom: Shadow... our enemies continue to resist our advances... it is necessary to strike at them psychologically... you must post 50 factually incorrect statements about the Sonic the Hedgehog characters on the social media... and gaslight them into accepting every last one of them as the undisputed truth... *continues breathing heavily*

Ohh, so that's how the Encyclospeedia came to be!

[robwob2016]

😭

….hey

Wait a sec

NO WAY

[etrosgate]

learned how to use soundfonts because i found a download for psx persona 1's and im giggling and kicking my feet hearing its beeps and boops

[cryptid-catnip]

knifing people in the back of dark alleys is self-care

[padawanton]

collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media

[vimbry]

[spidertroupeart]

the jokes write themselves

[raphaerolo]

Zack and Cody (2005)

[doodlepede]

There were so many moments last year where people tried to peg me as a wizard cause of my association with various tumblr occultists. This has ended. What was the moment for you? What made you realize?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..

[crystalsandbubbletea]

"Sex and romance is what makes us human!"

What if I fuckin' bite you and take a chunk out of your arm? Hm?

[captainjonnitkessler]

Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?

You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?

[merrilark]

This legitimately gave me the most undignified laugh.

[fallout-lou-begas]