"So then Dirk stuffed Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and half of Gamzee inside the empty Lil Cal, which Roxy then banished to the Void. This Cal however would end up, or had already ended up, "resurfacing" as the Cal summoned by Gamzee in Dave's dreams, which was then thrown outside Dave's dream room by Rose and picked up by the newborn Dirk, who-"
Black Doom: Shadow... our enemies continue to resist our advances... it is necessary to strike at them psychologically... you must post 50 factually incorrect statements about the Sonic the Hedgehog characters on the social media... and gaslight them into accepting every last one of them as the undisputed truth... *continues breathing heavily*
Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?
You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?
yeah so @bulliestrollsmade me draw fanart for his Paw Patroll AU which i thought was kind of weird but ok i guess
go send him asks about his epic new AU its a really cool AU guys
Oh-oh! Hey ___, thanks so much for coming with me t-today...ah, I haven't driven in a month, so having you here with me is helping so much!! (She's in a dirty hoodie and her car kind of smells bad) So um, my plug is (she's hitting every curb as she backs out of your driveway, Mitski's Washing Machine Heart is playing lightly in the background) a little anxious but she said I could come now...oh gosh...should I have brought her a pie or something? Do you do that? Pinkie usually gets it for me (She just blew a red light while looking over at you) but she's busy...oh gosh....what happens if I mess this up...! Oh!!! (the car starts smoking randomly in the middle of an intersection) oh my Celestia!!! (you both get out and she's about to have an anxious break down) oh!!! (the car is on fire)